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to evening in old chicago town, it's time for a drink, wut anytime time is time for a droingdrink that old ale house. the cors assemblees to give subject of the great importance of this city on the lake, this true metropolis. >> there's no shortage of characters in here. you know, i've lost a couple really great ones. john fox, the comic died a few years ago. we just lost this guy 400 pound mexican guy, we called him reuben and then he lost his big toe, he became reuben nine toes and then he lost another bish toe and then it was reuben eight toes. he blames all his problems on

his mom didn't give him any tetty milk. >> the old town ale house has been serving beer and other intoxicating beverages ever since. there's a no shot list? >> there is. the only guy that ever got off it is down there now and it was just because he's a pure and yeah, we've gauts a fairly extensive no shot list. >> like you can drink here but no shots. >> history has shown us that these people should not drink shots. of course they go to other bars and drink shots and then come over here and we get the remnants. >> bruce likes to brag that he's never had an honest job but he's a writer, legendary blogger and

artist. so, who comes here? >> i think the most interesting think about this bar on an average night, at 10:00 or 11:00, i would say the average age is certainly over 40, which is very unusual. >> i need an old man bar. is there a common thread to your regulars? >> the common thread is -- of our hard core regulars? they're basically alcoholics. >> i was dancing around that. >> there's no dancing. the late john fox, my all time favorite nofunny man, he came u with the famous old town ale house handshake. >> what do you got to do to -- >> probably punch somebody, probably more than once.

>> more than once? the walls of the bar are covered with his portraits of ale house regulars, which he mostly paints next to the beer cooler. and he has well known political figures. they're inevitably depicted in an unflattering light. >> putin has been behaving very poorly, let me put it that way. but he also the intrigues me and i have the extrasatisfaction he wouldn't like what i do and that gibes you a lot of pleasure. ♪ >> there is no shortage of opinions at the ale house bar and bruce's opinions extend far beyond chicago's borders.

>> i'm working on my latest painting is putin. >> say no more. i want to see. >> i want some advice because i was thinking of the classic catherine the great hoists stalians. >> there's ponies involved? i love ponies. >> this is -- of course, that's our beer cooler and everything. >> this is where the magic happens. doll >> this is where sarah palin was painted and originally was i thinking was catherine the great, the horses and he in the receptive position, but on the other hand, when i put him in a tutu, i thought i've really uncovered the true putin. ballet is very important in

russia. and if i painted him naked, that would almost be macho. >> you don't need tiny genitals. he's got his shirt off. he really likes to take his shirt off. i think this is an iconic image as is. i think it says it all. >> i'm dwlglad you told me that. because i can go full steam ahead. i've gotten pretty good at pastels. >> all fans of people who follow your blog know so much about -- i know who fixes your walk in refrigerator, who fixes the floors, i know the entire morning routine between fancy pants and jimmy. i know so much about all of these people and the day to day

workings. but do you think there's something to be said that the trajectory of your clien -- >> yes. and i've lost a couple really -- i mean, we've really lost some butteies. >> i mean it's the parls of being a saloon keeper. >> bar people do not live as long as vegan joggers. however, however, they have more fun. ♪ >> in a city of factions of neighborhoods, black, white, north side, south, cubs oor white sox, everybody seems to agree on this place, valois in

hyde park. >> got to grab your tray. >> um, i think meat loaf and macaroni and cheese, please. >> the white dish, the mash mashedpitamashed potatoes and the corn. >> you're very happy about this. two of my guilty pleasures on one plastic tray. >> wow, they sure gave us a lot of fish. >> so, where am i? >> this is the heart and soul of hyde park. so, if you're ready for office, why would you use this place as your staging area? what's the social importance of it. >> aervb >> everybody, black and white,

running for office will come here. >> why? >> i used to see berock here all the time. mostly for breakfast. >> the machine that is chicago politics goes straight back to emperor richard daily with a host of scoundrels in between. how are things in chicago? >> the problem was that we had -- the daily dynasty. the old man and when we had the kid, he threw a party for his friends for over 20 years and when it came time to pay the bill, he snuck out the back of city hall, so it's a mess financially. the one thing about chicago is you can't get away with being a fake or phoney. maybe out in one of the suburbs but people see through it right

away. that's kind of chicago. >> what other characteristics of true chicago would be stereo typically true? >> i think you got to make a little bit of an effort to not be a pusy. i think you got to be a little tough. >> at least make an effort. >> make a little effort not to just roll over and -- >> right. ♪

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and i was talking to matt, from the blog and three or four other people at the end of the bar and i remember falling on the floor. i heard somebody yell she's not breathing and they called an ambulance and that's kind of all that i remember and when i came back a few days later and a cupople of the regulars was like that guy said that thing. and he said when you were on the floor foaming that mouth, he said i'll have what she's having. so, that was fun. but i found out later what was really interesting about it was right away my mind goes to alcohol, alcohol. >> the american cheeseburger, it's the sort of feeling you get when you eat it tat you remember you're sitting with a friend and

enjoying a memory that takes you back to long ago when you were young and as we follow paul back stage, watching him slowly sip his coffee, you remember that comedy isn't just about laughs, it's also about coffee and clothes and being yourself. >> do you guys want to run this scene? >> and afterall, if we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? >> i got to be honest, he usually does it way better. >> how has chicago become the font of comedy? >> people came here to study. i'd say 90% of the people doing comedy right now came to chicago to study. >> paul, a young man at the beginning of what will presumably be a glorious career. >> first you push me in the pool, then you call me ketchup dig, i try to be spontaneous and

what do i get? i feel like no one respects me anymore. >> second city opened in old town and almost immediately established a sim beotic relationship with the ale house. you know their names, john belushi, bill murray, chris farley. if your arer funny in america, chances are you spent formative years here getting the shut kicked uout of you, hoping to kill. >> i tucked my undershirt into the underwear. per show, probably seven times. got to be a canon ball, you know. not like a bowl of jello out there. >> where are people coming from? >> all over. all walks of life too. it's lawyers. teachers. with servers, it's all classes.

>> service? that is a rich tradition -- i mean, anytime you find someone in the entertainment industry, everyone assume s service. >> i used to be a segway tour guide. >> wow, you better have a sense of humor. paul and i discuss the paraless nature of comedy where the food is excellent. beef tar tar, i like that. and who does thought love roasted bone marrow? blue cheese and celery relish. the good lord wants you to eat this. really, he speaks to me all the time. and sings i'm all about vegetables, slow roasted call flower and carmelized onions and

lentils. so, the second city travel? >> three touring companies. they're on cruise ships as well. so, i did 10 months on a cruise ship, which is 10 months of looking that water wondering if at this trajectory, will it go down. >> thats arer like a prison ship. >> for the first two months it's a lot of fun hanging out with the crews, there's lot of vunearial diseases going round and a lot of partying and there's a bar every two feet and then after the 10th month, i want to go home, mom, can you help me. >> go hone your craft, battle field conditions. i respect. when you get back from thegue log, you will be stronger for it? >> absolutely. it's the first time getting paid

as a performer and the largest number of people i performed to was on the cruise ship, 900 people was the largest crowd. do we know where the dry cleaning is? >> there's no job you can liken to this job. >> what are you trying to say, mike? that we're some kind of sometime travellers. >> i only have like four lines, right? >> comedians are not fames for -- >> stand ups, specifically is more cut throat. why don't we all just comarer down he -- calm down here, all right. does anybody know where my socks are? in the improv community, it's a lot more supportive. >> did you say community? >> got your back.

>> got your back. >> got your back. >> what if they suck? >> your job is to make that person look amazing. that's how you know if you're a good imp improviser. this is the path of least resistance. it was something i fell into and i loved and found out i was relatively good at and through a series of mishaps, i found myself in this position. you asked me six years ago if i'd be on the main stage in second city, i would have laughed at you. if this is where it ends, i would be happy. ♪ >> maybe the first thing you think of when you think about chicago is not as burning

szechwan woofood, but maybe it would be. >> should we go to navy pier? no, why? so, it's nice to go out the neighborhoods and there's so many ethnicities everywhere. so, going to places like that is awesome. >> one of my favorite chicagoens. chef. they enlighten me. this, i didn't know about, now i do. so, where are we and why are we here? i have to say, i'm really glad we're here bit how -- why? >> we're at szechwn cuisine. he's never actually been here. so, coming back, it was like let's go to china town and try to find those things we ate for

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which was a good thing, but he was bleeding and i was bleeding and it was comradery. we hugd and kissed afterwards and oh, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i did that. but he's dead now and i don't want to speak poorly about the dead. ♪ >> living in the hood. you would hear gun shots in the distance. you would get to know about gangs. you'll see the graffiti. the people who you were growing up with, playing with wouldn't be there anymore. it's like, what happened to such and such? he'ser dead. he was in a gang or he got killed in a drive by or shot by

such and such. >> hip-hop artist, extraordinary lup erk lupe fiasco. >> my mother and father were very intelligent and politically oriented. and active. so, i got book smart and street smart, you know. >> floyd webb is an old family friend. this is lupe's mom, shirley. she is along with being an extraordinarily good cook, an extraordinary and determined human being. this is so outrageously delicious. wow. the whole time we're eating, people are moving in and out of shirley's apartment. the place clearly a hub for a tightly knit community of friends and family. what age were you when you came

to chicago? >> 13. and the worst thing my family could have ever done was left mississippi. we should have stayed. >> but this was a land of opportunity. >> it was. and we were never hungry down in mississippi. we got here, depending on welfare, whatever and they became alcoholics, abusive to the children and wives and the children came out in the street and everybody lost control and now it's -- >> what was chicago like when you arrived? >> it wasn't as violent. ia knyou know, the neighborhood were communities. no vacant lots. you could go outside and play and not worry about your children and somewhere in the late '70s, early 80s, it started to change and become more violent. >> nine people shot to death and

at least 60 others wounded. >> however much you might love chicago, want to celebrate its general awesomeness, it's character, its food, there's no getting away from the ugly fact that chicago's south side is also the murder capital of america. why do you think they're killing each other in such large numbers in chicago and not new york? >> it's not the whole city. >> to be honest, "chiraq" is inging engal wood. the sad part is it's been like this. the only thing it's like this now, white people. it's been like this. >> does a hip-hop artist have any obligation really to speak about anything positive or even smarter than cars, girls or where's my money?

>> um, i guess it depends on where you come from? and do you feel an obligation to where you came from? a lot of people in the hood won't take me serious. because at least you take somebody who's rapping about crack and dope, that is an actual thing they can go get and sell and make money. you can't preach to them black panther party because they can't go out and get it and make money off of it. >> right. despite an appalling murder rate, questionable leadership, chicagoens aren't going anywhere, anytime soon. >> the southern people, we brought our spirit here, so chicago had like a warm spirit and you know, love and spirit. >> riit's a beautiful place. a genuinely beautiful place where you have to redefine what

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nice left, knocked him down and i never saw a guy make this move before but on his stomach, he squushed over, hooked my leg, got on top of me and started knocking me. and hawk eye, our doorman, watched me being pummelled. ♪ >> making a living hasn't really what it's been about ervl in chicago. just making sure things keep going, remain viable and sustainable. nobody's too concerned about making a killing or becoming a star. >> is that a uniquely chicago attitude? >> i flatter myself by thinking that people in chicago care more about what they're doing than what they're getting paid to do

it. >> if one guy has defined rock and roll and punk sounds for the last three decades, this guy, steve albini, member of the legendary chicago punk band, big black and wrun of the most important producers of underground rock. the pixies, flint, nirvana, to name a few. he takes me to one of his favorite chicago spots to sample the particularly unholy delights of the breaded, fried, steak sandwich. that's like four pounds. >> yeah. >> wow. we're going to need a boat load of napkins. there's no delicate way to eat this. just hoist and go. >> time out of the fryer is critical. these are still crispy on the outside. this is precisely the way the sandwich was meant to be eaten.

>> that is a thing of beauty and tasty. so, you have remarkably unusual for the music industry, lenient views on music sharing. your pricing structure, as a producer is -- goes somewhat against the grain of the usual business model and you're not living in l.a. or new york or a mountain top peeing downwards from a great height. what are you, some kind of communist? >> i have a healthy suspicion of capitalism as a method. i feel like left unchecked, capitalism is a kind of cultural socyaupathy. for a business to be successful in capitalist terms, it has to do the best possible job of exploiting everyone it has interaction with.

the end game is things are crappier and crappier and people are more exploited. so, i have a healthy suspicion of that. i feel like the social model i'm comfortable with suits my business practice which is we're all trying to do the same thing. we just want to make sure things get better for everybody. >> is that a chicago attitude, you think? >> in my circles, yes. in the punk rock scene and people influenced by the punk rock scene, that's a very common notion that you're trying to make sure that everything carryingies care carries on. >> is there less douchery in chicago. >> you can find jag offs. >> it's been so long since i heard it. >> if you look for them, you can find jag offs of all type in chicago. but the people who are productive and content and part

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but they were on both sides of them going nuts and i'm like, that's it. you guys got to go. but he says, you know, you're a real buzzkill and it stuck to me ever since. i mean, it's carved in stone, pretty much. ♪ >> chicago is famously a sports town. the bulls, the bears, the cubs, the white sox. to you and me those are just names but to many chicagoens, a cause a defining lifestyle choice. the rivalry between cubs and white sox fans is particularly vicious. >> difference between a cubs fan and a sox fan is a cub fan goes to the park, they enjoy themselves, they have fun, the team wins, that's okay. if they lose, it's no big deal. sox fan will turn on their team

on a dime if they're not good, if they don't play well. but a perfect day for a sox fan is the sox to win, the cubs to lose and then the cubs plane crashes. >> so, to what do you attribute this quality of deep, deep bordering on murderous hatred? >> the hatred is basically from the south side. i mean, they hate us like you have no idea. we don't have that vicious intent to them. >> why the viciousness and hatred? >> to be around cub fans is to hate them. ♪ >> yeah, baby! >> i just -- i can never bring myself to understand their hatred of us. ♪

>> so, they're cursed. their historic destiny is to be losers. >> and like they say, any team can have a bad century, the cubs have working on having two bad centuries. >> this is a massive italian in the old town squid ink pasta with shrimp for buzzkill. my boca is most excellent in a long festering dispute only makes my food taste better p. is bruce's attitude typical or a s typical? or is he a relative moderate? he is sitting that same table as a cub's fans. >> i've had sex with cub fans. >> truth be told, the last time

the sox won it in 2005. >> not that long ago, really. >> you won one. >> how about this century we've already won one. >> in 55 years, you've won one. you guys are worse than notre dame. >> we're winning every 25 years. >> you hold on to that. >> look, chicago is a great city. it deserves to win, right? >> thing is about chicago sports fans is we got to see the greatest basketball player that ever lives. in our prime we got to see this. so, now we're holding things up to a higher standard of excellence. this is where the cubs fans and sox fans join forces against the bears. >> you both hate the bears? >> we love the bears. >> we just want virginia to cash in their chips and go away. >> so, let's say the stars align

perfectly for chicago in your view, what is the sports picture look like? what happens? >> first of all, there would have to be some funerals. >> who would have to die? >> i would say the owner of the bears. >> you would agree with this? >> we hate owners . >> we all unite in the hatred of the owners. >> well, i wish you both luck. before earning enough cash back from bank of america to buy a new gym bag. before earning 1% cash back everywhere, every time and 2% back at the grocery store. even before he got 3% back on gas. kenny used his bankamericard cash rewards credit card to join the wednesday night league.

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i was a walker. >> legendry film critic, roger e ebert was a man of mythic proportions. a friend of bruce, part of the duo of siskall and ebert and patron of old town ale house. i've been asking people who should chicago honor? if you had a statue of a person everybody agrees is a good person and very popular answer, roger ebert. >> i'm a little prejudice but definitely roger ebert deserves all the accolades. he's the guy who got me to write the blog, he was an amazing guy

and had he not become ill and really handled his illness in a way that i can't even conceive of myself handling, i think that that really kind of set him apart from kind of the other iconic chicago people. >> and correct me if i'm wrong, this was an enthusast. he liked going to the movies. >> this isn't always the case with critics. they don't always love the subject matter they're reviewing. he loved movies and actors. if you went to his house, he would want to watch movies. >> siskall and ebert. they didn't seem to like each other. >> they hated each other. they understood what they had but a lot of people think siskall was the alpha, he was not. roger was a much better writer

and much better read. >> so, roger lived prince pale in chicago? >> he was offered serious dough to go to new york and l.a. >> why didn't he go? >> in chicago, favors are worth more than money and loyalty. it's chicago -- this is very important. roger is one of the most loyal people. he was loyal to his friends, his family. and i don't have any problem understanding why he decided to stay here. ♪

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