on this et episode, i wear a lot that were right now. i want to find out why that is and find out whatever she is doing. i got into show business so i could stop sweeping. this week it's united shades of north america. i'm headed to canada to see if it's the progressive dream a the lo of americans think it is. also this happens. like a lot. as a comedian, i made a living finding humor in parts of america i don't understand. now i'm challenging to dig

deeper. i'm on a mission to experience other cultures and believes that add color to this crazy country. th this is "united states shades of america." canada, it's the birth of the united states. it's supposed to have everything like the mom in commercial who is nailed that work/life balance. canadas has it all. no gun violence and doctors handing out free health care like the weird dudes on college campuses hasn't lg out credit card applications. it's sound so great when the going gets tough, some americans talk about getting going. >> fox news is reporting that canada's immigration website has crashed. >> funny how americans didn't crash mexico's immigration website. but is canada all that awesome? is everything really covered in gravy? now i want a gravy covered

snowball. but what's the truth? once we get. past our assumptions, how much do we really know about neighbors to the north. i'm guessing not a lot. that r they an upgraded america or expansion pack worth more of the same? like spelling color with a u. before they are packing up the family, my vuzers are the ones thinking about going, i'm making my way to see if khan a did is rocking it. and there's no battetter place start than los angeles, california. i'm not trying to fake you out. it's just that there's one thing canada has given the united states and it's their funny people. like a lot of them. i wouldn't be surprised if they were living in my friend

russell's house. thank you for letting us come here. >> thank you for coming out. >> i appreciate it. nice house. >> it's not too shabby, right? >> you invite mid-family here. she would get mad at me. she thinks i'm doing well wp. >> you are. >> russell peters is is one of the biggest comedians in the world because he's one of the few whose act works all over the world. he can play anywhere from lithuania to dubai to south carolina. and he was the first comedian to get a netflix special. he even hangs out with people like the king of jordan. russell is too successful to be talking to me. >> i didn't even grow up in a wing of this house. >> talk about that. growing up in toronto. >> i was living in toronto until i was about 5. then my family moved to 20

minutes outside of toronto. and now it's considered like little india. it really is. i go, damn, my mom goes too many. toronto gets a lot of credit for being racially diverse, but you're suburb did not have that. >> it did but it was blue collar. so i young around with those kids. it was the '70s. they were just picking on me because we don't know what it is. i think americans associate canada and forgive me if i'm soft, we don't associate canada for like a renaissance of new identity. we're not the soft kid we used to be. especially toronto itself. with drake and all these people who are big enough, it's become

a desirable place to be. >> when you hear mexicos talking about canada, what do you think about? >> i'm having sol innocentment. >> why does canada have that representation. >> because they are. it's a fact. >> they are doing great things. it's very canadian what we're doing. we're just laying down trying to get all u us nied. >> you gois to be to start a war, nah, to thank yous. >> we'll take some free health care. >>. we'd like some of that. >> are you a citizen of the states? >> no. >> i'm going to wait. see what happens.

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my fist stop is toronto with o paplation of 2.8 million it's the largest city in canada. despite what many think, it's not the capital of canada. it's ottawa. which i hear isn't as fun. toronto is a global center for business, arts and most importantly there's a cafe here to get a lot to lick ryan's face. >> where are you from? >> you thinking going to colt out. >> what was the biggest difference between canada and the united states of america.

>> in canada no matter where i go, people are informed on what's oing object in the world. some of the places i go in the u.s. really don't know a whole lot. >> i can't act like that's not true. >> it's not like what's happening in the u.s. is a lot more interesting. >> the border situation. >> i don't think of myself as south of the border, but in this case i do. >> people are just staying in their section. whether it's white, black, asian, i think that in canada, there's a lot more of that understanding. there's a lot of americans that do come up here and go, oh, will they like that up here? this is canada. >> man, everybody i have talked to loves khcanada. maybe i should look into asylum.

whab what about the americans that moved here? that hay happy they left the home of the whop per. i'm meeting with one of those that pushed him over the edge. >> this is canada. >> i can't say i was an early adopter, but an enthusiastic e one. >> he's a four-time former nbc news correspondent. et he used to have hair like an '80s music visit et owe. he's also an author currently writing a book about america's immigrant in canada. basically if you're an outraged liberal thinking of moving to canada, he's you in the future. >> a lot of americans idealize canada as this place to go as sort of when you're playing hide and go seek. if things get bad, i'll go to

cana canada. n nobody does it, but you did. >> when trump got elected. >> i had never underestimated american politics. my wife and i said it's time to hit the road. we did. we had the house on the market within two weeks. >> that serious? >> i want to make it clear that my wife and i really worked hard when wurp in america. we b weren't sitting there whining. >>. >> when we made that decision, it was really thought out. the truth is we had been thinking about it for a long time. when i turned 18 and had to register for the draft, i applied as a consciousous objector. the lottery came along. i had a high number so i luked out. >> in 1969 kab canada passed a i

law regardless of military status, which meant if you weren't down with uncle sam, you can cross with uncle buck. >> the proximate result of canada was so. popular at time he probably could have beaten america's unpopular president if he was allowed to run for president. boy, have things not changed. his son is the prime minister of canada. and he's so popular he's been on the cover of rolling stone magazine. and justin's followed in his father's foop steps by making canada same for ill grants from a around the world. >> every time the u.s. sedated another country, like not again. when et we came across the po porder. we see this canadian flag. my wife is sighing. we're going wow.

i think that was the et emotional spobs of two americans who were no longer living in the country cob substantiately going to war. f that's a hard thing to take. that's a burden americans have that even progressives i don't think quite get it. >> you don't feel it. >> we didn't expect it. it was just out of the blue. it hit us. it's like, whoa. >> what was the biggest adjustment you and your wife had to make upon moving to dan da. things you weren't prepared for or surprised by. >> the biggest shift was a cultural one. there's some subtle, directed towards americans. i think coming to canada need to be particularly sensitive to our natural air dpans or dumgs. >> when some say if a candidate

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come to canada to compete. >> welcome to the royal canadian curling club. >> this is chad mcmullen, a former manager of the world curling players fred ration. a think i didn't know existed until i said it. >> this is what we do in canada when we're not playing hockey. >> basically you add up points. whoever has the most points wins. then you go to the bar. >> there's a bowling lane vibe here. does it take up a similar sometimes sometimes. it's a lot of lotion lotion play and hanging out with your opponents. we have a prom so it's not the same people playing the rt who do you mean? >> white people. >> the sport is very white.

there's no getting around that. it's probably whiter than golf. >> that's saying a lot. >> a white man talking about his white. >> we don't even have a tiger woods yet. maybe you'd be the first one. . >> what if i retire from the show because i'm the greatest natural curler in the world. >> we'll start working on a mass patr patrol. >> where are you from originally? sgl i'm originally from jamaica. >> you have a bobsled team. i saw the movie. >> i watched it on tv for a couple years. it was so intriguing. >> what was intriguing? it's like chess on ice. >> so when you tell people in jamaica you are doing this, they

think i'm ion b. >> they changed you. >> a helpful tip. if you stay low to the ice, it will hurt less when you fall. >> oh, good. >> i'm going to fall. she's canadian. she's being nice about it. >> the left foot slides back and the left foot is going to slide forward into a lung. >> exactly. >> the jeans are too tight. >> these are my skinny jeans. >> this time we're going to do it with a rock. there we go. camera guy down. sorry, patrick.

you know i love you. patrick still hasn't forgiven me. >> either i'm out of shape or this is more athletic. >> probably a combination of both. >> abbi's laughter is polite. now we're going to sweep. you're trying to melt ice. you can't touch the rock. >> this is the way you treat the actual dwayne the rock johnson. >> that was the wrong way. >> hurry. hurry. all right. so it's in play. >> we're in play. . >> al i ready to play a game. >> i think you're ready.

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health care for everyone is better than what we have in america. health care for some, sometimes, for some of the diseases, as long as you get the right job and keep that job forever. let's start with the problem that we have in common. the opioid epidemic. both our countries are on the midst of a public health crisis, but canada is doing something different. canada offering drug injection clinics. a place where you're allowed to legally shoot up and then go home without fear of prosecution. . and don't misunderstand. hard drugs aren't anymore legal in khan dab that in the yoits.

but they are start treating the judge issue as a health issue. >> please do so only in the company of someone who is willing to look out for your safety. >> sounds reasonable. how does the u.s. do it again? >> we have too much of a tolerance for drug use. just say no. don't do it. >> that's not even his line. he stole it from nancy reagan. >> we're all going to have to be willing to let go of stereotypes and old solutions. >> much better. canada emphasizes the responsibility of the community rather than the failures. >> people come in with their drugs. >> this is shawn hopkins. she manages the first legalized supercon sulgs site 3. >> we have all the injections,

supplies that people need to do a safer and more hygienic injection. they were assigned to an injection booth. >> to save pace in a place. how much is it encouraging them to get off drugs? >> it's not our first thing we talk to people about. we're talking to them about what are you using today? have you overdose d in the past. anything we need to be worried about if frerms of your drus. i'd really like to get him in treat. >> what's been the response? >> we have had a lot of support. people see value. they don't want people to die because they are using drugs. there's less public injection. soo i think overall this service in terms of harm reduction meets everybody's needs.

>> while the works in eep 20 they are hoeing to have the sail success. take vancouver. drug deaths have tripled but amazingly one clinic reported in 2015 they had intervened in 4,922 overdoses with zero deaths. starting in spring 2018, vancouver will test out atm-like vending machines that deliver clean opioids, which will provide clean drugs to people. let's hear from my favorite. >>. that's really important. that stat is the reason in 2018 seattle's leading the way in opening the first clinic in the u.s. >> it starts from that place of we have to accept that people use drugs. >> because they think in accepting people where they are at. >> that could be. it's the canadian way.

>> it's the canadian way. >> the canadian way of health care is a singer payer system. because that's a foreign concept to most americans, let me explain. it's financed by taxes and it covers the cost of essential health care for everyone. one more time for the politician in the back. it covers the cost of essential health care for everyone. paking up their own rules and parted pseudocalls. it's something senator barney sanders was trying to brick to the u.s. and enlisted the help of dr. danielle mark. >> it should be less pressure. >> now you're object my territory. if i wroug you here, giving richard this is what we're

talking about. >> howl patients on a waiting list die each year? >> 45 thousands in america that die without insurance. >> i feel like it's low grade rap battle. is there's times i want to go, ooh. >> i think that the thing about the american health care debate is that it seems to be loose on the evidence. >> i think it's not just that debate. we don't like to let fact influence. so one of the defining features of canada and maybe as the world is health care. >> it is a defining feature. especially here too. many countries seen as how could ab e scream become a national symb symbol. we have our health care system. it has become a symbol of who we

are and away it means to be canadian. the fundamental answers to value spaced questions. like do we place well being above wealth. do woe need that good health leads to other good outcomes like a strong economy and more cohesive communities. when we polled them and asked what makehouse proud, the health care system comes up at the toim of the hits. but the core values that define it have become symbolic of the country. >> i spent a lot of my career not having insurance. hifs trying to pit thus. >> can i have an inhaler so i b don't die? >> that's totally what you just

described. let me imagine you grew up as a young kid in canada. you would have had access to primary care team. if you needed to go to the emergency room or admitted to the hospital, which happens to kids with asthma. >> it happen happened to me several times. that's a humane way to run a health care system. it's also an economically smart system. but we don't have pharmaceuticals included in our public plans. so tyour prescription, drug the are not coffered. this is one of the i thinks that we're normal by the experience you're describing of your childhood it doesn't really happen here. >> for me, to see the look on your face when i see these things, this system isn't

working. >> it's not working. that much is clear. we know the american system is the most in the world and fails to cover tens of millions of people. >> that's the thing most maddening. you can get sick and become broke from being sick. >> but i have a single payer health care. the world is watching to see what happens with that bill because it's a compelling dra many. your country is imbroiled in right now. >> thank you for talking to us. i learned a lot. . i us learned my inhaler is called a puffer. thank you.

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along with being idealize, it's known for its diversity. the population is foreign born and that doesn't seem to be causing a lot of canadian s s t say the make canada great again. sell me on canada. my country is going through a hard time. maybe i'm looking for a place to

live. >> i love the diversity. >> it seems like a big thing. standing for the last half hour, i feel like i have seen one of everybody. >> in the states, people say it's not always the best. things happen. how is that up here? >> you guys don't have that thing where something bad has to call the police. >> they are going to make it worse? >> no, you call the police. >> it make it is sound like canada does a better job, canada has one thing in common with the united states. but unlike us, their leader

admits it's a problem. >> the experience was mostly one of humiliation, neglect and abuse. >> today i'm at family services to meet with the activist and member of the tribe of northern alberta. >> most idealize canada. i dpot pushback from people here saying, no, no, no. that's a the lo of things that canada does exactly as poorly as the united states and that's the treatment of indigenous people. >> i think the same is america. it's left out of the history books the actual treatment. the golf attacked. we didn't have the ability to vote until 1960. so there's all of these things that a lot of people don't

realize about canada that actually are still playing out in certain ways. >> why does canada have such a better reputation? >> pr maybe. when i was growing up, it wasn't in the history books. i felt very isolated. it was very shameful to admit you're native. one of my first memories is being called the dirty indian. this is the history of canada. i they like to idealize that didn't happen here. we have had the truth of the commission now from the first time the government has in a way apologized for the treatment of indigenous peoples in khan. >> we do more of a nobody wants to hear that crap, put in. canada. they had a a six-year investigation that we like to leave buried in the united states. >> generations of children being taken from families and sent to

schools that forced them to forget lang walk and culture. >> the work that all o'yof ewe us will ensure that that's a promise we never-. >> it's important to knock the past and also the ongoing grow advances. and what the future will look lick. >> so last is of the we did an ep dead about i object a lot of people were covered. and i looked it up and that's when i realized a lot of the activism around the work is here. >> the issue of indigenous women and girls missing has been a long standing issue within our community. the fbi of canada and onlily they said only 500 or so missing. then when the new government came in and greated to a

national inquiry. it's there's been wick that have gone missing and murdered from coast to coast. it's a part of our history. >> it's a part of the the united states present. in 2016 there was 5,712 native women and girls reported missing. and between 2013 and 2016, there have been only 14 federal investigations into 2 prosecutions of these cases. while women are victims of crime maybe activists poept to the -- that they believe in power would be attackerers. and the numbers prove they often do. >> i know that affected you personally with your sister. can't even talk about her stir. >> my sister was a beautiful, young, 25-year-old. she actually came when she was

about 22 to toronto. she came to study and she wanted to finish her degree in fashion arts here at the college and actually graduated three months before she was found dead. >> thank you for tell iing your female, her story. >> it's okay. it's just kind of there's no resolution. like what happened. why, how, who? it feels kind of oddly rem any sent of thes of the of the hast of justice. >> she's strong to be an advocate and even though the government is making strides to fix the problems, it's clear

they have a lot more work to do. i can't get too judgmental because they are way ahead of the u.s. we got some shared history though. there's a belief there's not a will the of black people, but we're here and how we got here is just two. i'm just going to say you may not do too much talking because you have some laryngitis. >> i'll try. >> my voice is gone, but. i show up and dot work. >> shannon and brian live in buckstown. she's a curator of the historic museum and her husband has written several books on the underground railroad in canada. >> i think we have this very sort of simple narrative in the states of people plan we're

defining the north as philadelphia, boston, which is so iron i about bosse to be. it's like, i'm free of racism. i'm in boston. so to me, it really makes sense there would be some people who are like i need to get out of this united states system. there was actually slavey in canada. and it ended in 1834. so after that period, you see more and more american coming into canada, but particularly after 1850. >> in 1850 the united states congress passed the fugitive slave law. it required all black people even those in free states had to be returned to the white people who owned them the first place. many of those people said screw this united states nonsense. i'm headed all the way north. they fled to canada via the

underground railroad. an estimated 30,000 people crossed from the united states into southwest ontario. the idea seemed like something from history, but with the current administration going back to the past, the train has pulled out of the station. taking trump oos anti-immigration rhetoric seriously, refugees rb fleeing for canada. some legally and some illegally. while president trump hasn't fulfilled any of the promises to bring back jobs, coal and pride he has brought back the under ground rail road all aboard. >> we were able to share stories with the run away slaves themselves, they risked all. the most touching thing you have museum are these shaq ls. we take this when we speak to school groups and let the children put them on and they

are so small they will only fit the ankles of children. these are children shackles? >> yes. >> oh my god. wow. some people want to think that happened a long time ago and it doesn't involve me, to think these were once around the ankles of children, little kids. >> yeah. >> this is a heavy burden to carry investigating this history and your family personal history. sometimes it might be overwhelming or gets hard. what keeps you going? >> it does get hard at times. i'm going to cry. sorry. >> they are just people whose stories are so dramatic they need to be known and it's added

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languages. our guy is still working on the one. i'm here to take the immigration test to see if i'm canadian material but i want to experience as many things as canadian as possible, which means gravy. once we turn the cameras off, you'll tell me how to make the brown sauce. >> i won't. >> being home. ♪ do you want to build a snow man ♪ acting like a true canadian and ignoring the cold and i don't know if throwing axes is canadian but i'm doing it. winter is coming. yeah. [ laughter ] >> you better ask somebody. >> i couldn't resist that joke and i should have. but it's time to take the immigration test and the person who is going to help me with that is corey carl.

she's the author of the book moving to canada, a detailed immigration guide from two americans who have done it and developed an online quiz that helps americans determine if they qualify to move here. we got to be qualified? >> show me how this works. >> we made a little quiz based on government website. >> okay. >> so let's see if you can reach canada. so you weren't secretly born in canada, right? >> no, i was not secretly born in canada. >> and your parents aren't canadian citizens? >> unfortunately, no. >> passport? you're already here so -- >> finally a yes. >> have you ever been convicted of a crime? >> no, i have not. >> that makes things easier. >> lose you some points. >> do you have a job lined up in canada? >> there seems to be choices here. >> if you can get your company to transfer you, you're basically set but it's hard to set that up. >> i got to say no. this is too many noes.

>> are you married to a canadian? >> no. >> are you no good health? >> if you are diagnosed with cancer and you're like okay, canada, no, it's too late. it's like buying health insurance five years ago. you have to get in while the going is good. >> if i'm regular american high blood pressure and black guy asthma, i'm okay? >> they don't care. >> any canadian working experience. >> i come here and do standup comedy. does that count? >> no. >> how old will be be in three months? >> we just met each other and i don't appreciate that. 41 to 49. wide range of ages. >> highest level of education. >> wait a minute, a high school diploma from america doesn't count? >> no. >> so i have none of the above. they are saying i'm illiterate. do you own a startup? investor? no. i don't have that. a lot of noes. no canadian ties at all other

than the under ground railroad stops. >> so you would be out of luck. >> that's almost all the ways you can legally move to canada so start unloading the u-haul. >> you're out of luck but you would qualify as a world class actor, writer, musician. you're on tvr now, you're good. >> i'm literally on tv now even though i failed the regular way, i got in through my television show. thanks, guys. without you i couldn't run screaming from the united states into canada. i appreciate it. do they have cnn in canada? yeah, i'm moving to canada ain't as easy as screaming at the tv when the news makes you mad. canada doesn't want any american, the good americans, the americans with their own tv shows because even though they are far from perfect, they got a pretty good thing going on. so even though it's not the perfect winter wonderland we imagine it to be, it's a country using self-reflection to look at

the past to make sure they take care of their future and while their leaders seem to get that, i'd like to remind our leader that self-reflection doesn't mean tweeting about yourself. the u.s. president doubles down on his aggressive stance toward immigration saying he wants illegal immigrants deported without a judge or a court case. the law promises otherwise. our experts weigh in. plus a swift victory in turkey for the country's president who will soon have even greater executive power. and ahead this hour, six goals for england as they qualify for their group's knockout round. we'll have the latest world cup action for you. hello and welcome to our viewers joining us here in the united states and all around the