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somebody asks you where you're from and you answer, "i'm from chicago," nobody's going to give you a patronizing response like, "oh, chicago's charming." >> hey, chicago. >> more likely it'll be "wow, chicago" or "oh, chicago." they'll be impressed. chicago is the town, a city that doesn't ever have to measure itself against any other city. other places have to measure themselves against it. it's big, it's outgoing, it's tough, it's opinionated and everybody's got a story. ♪ i took a walk through this walk through this beautiful

world ♪ ♪ felt the cold rain on my shoulder ♪ ♪ found something good in this beautiful world ♪ ♪ i felt the rain getting colder ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ as late afternoon gives way to evening in chicago's old town, it's time to drink. though to be fair, almost anytime it's time for a drink at the old town ale house. the chorus assembles to give

their opinions on matters of the day, subjects of great import to this city on the lake, this city of broad shoulders, this true metropolis. >> but there's no shortage of characters in here. you know, i've lost a couple of really great ones, john fox the comic, died a few years ago. we just lost ruben four toes, this 400-pound mexican guy. we just called him ruben and then when he had his big toe cut off, and then he became ruben nine-toes. then when he had his other big toe cut off, he became ruben eight-toes. and then when he had his leg cut off, it changed down to ruben four-toes. he blames all his problems on the fact his mother didn't give him any [bleep] milk. i mean these guys, there's nobody coming through the door to replace them.

>> the old town ale house opened in 1958 and has been serving beer and other intoxicating beverages ever since. unless you're on the no shot list, in which case your drinking options have been, for the good of the community, limited. there's a no shot list. >> there is, the only guy that ever got off it is down there down now. it was just because he's a pure, and yeah, we have a fairly extensive no shot list. >> very extensive, meaning you can drink hear but no shots for you. >> no shots. >> because just that will lead to no good? >> history has shown us that these people should not drink shots, well now of course what they do is they go to another bar and drink shots and they come over and then we get the remnants. >> right. bruce cameron elliott and his ex-wife are the proprietors of the old town ale house. bruce likes to brag that he's never had an honest job. but he's a writer, legendary blogger and artist. so who comes here, i mean generally, who your regulars? >> i think the most interesting thing about this bar on an

average night, if you look down this bar at 10 o'clock or 11:00, i would say the average age is certainly over 40 which is very unusual. >> it's really what's missing in my life. i need an old man bar. and is there a common thread to the -- your regulars? >> the common thread is -- of our hardcore regulars? >> yeah. >> they're basically alcoholics. >> but i mean, i was dancing around that. >> well, we don't dance. there's no dancing. the late john fox who was my all-time favorite funny man, he came up with an ale house hand shake. the secret ale house hand shake was like in the morning which was that. >> right.

what do you have to do to get barred here? >> you know, punch somebody probably more than once. >> more than once? the walls of the bar are covered with his portraits of ale house regulars which he mostly paints in the basement next to the beer cooler. more notorious are his paintings of well-known political figures who have, for one reason or another, raised bruce's ire. they're inevitably depicted in an unflattering let's say non-family friendly light. >> putin has bad behaving very poorly, let me put it that way, i mean but he also intrigues me. plus, i also have the extra satisfaction knowing he would not like what i'm going to do. and that's, that gives you a lot of pleasure. >> there is no shortage of opinions at the ale house bar. and bruce's opinions and the scope of his work extends far beyond chicago's borders. >> i'm working on my latest painting, it's putin. >> oh yeah say no more, i want to see. >> and i would like some advice because i was thinking of the

classic catherine the great hoists, stallions, but then let me show you. >> there's ponies involved? i love ponies. >> well, let me show you what i've come up with because simply because of the size constraints. this is-- of course, that's our beer cooler and everything. >> this is where the magic happens. >> well, this is where-- yeah, this is where sarah palin was painted. >> whoa. >> and originally i was thinking and i'd be very interested in your input. originally what i thought was the catherine the great, the horses, and he in the receptive position. but then on the other hand, when i put him in the tutu, i thought, i think that i'd really uncovered the true putin there. ballets are very important in russia. >> right. >> and if i painted him naked, that would almost be macho. >> yeah, you don't need to-- i mean presumably tiny genitals. >> well, i don't think there's

any doubt about that. >> i mean, look, he's got his shirt off. so already-- >> that's the important part. >> --he's universally uninvolved because he really likes to take his shirt off. >> no, he does and i took his shirt off. >> loves, i think this is an iconic image as is. >> i really do. >> yeah, i think it says it all. >> i was glad -- i'm glad you told me that because i think i can go full steam ahead now. i'm thinking pastel. i've gotten pretty good with pastels. but this might be one-- >> all fans of-- the people who follow your blog and know so much about, i know who fixes your walk in refrigerator. i know who fixes the bathroom, i know who comes in and cleans the floors.

and i know the entire morning routine between fancy the pants >> street jimmy. >> -- jimmy and i know so much about all of these people and just the little, the day to day workings. but do you think there's something to be said like the trajectory of your client tell is not -- >> oh excuse me. >> -- does not tend to be. >> no, it's not ascending. >> it's not ascending. >> it's not an ascendance, it's in -- yes. and i've lost a couple really. i mean, we really lost some beauties. >> i mean it's the perils of being a saloon keeper-- >> here's my take on that, bar people do not live as long as vegan joggers. however, they have more fun. >> in this city of factions, of neighborhoods, black, white, north side, south, cubs or white sox, everybody at one point or another seems to agree on this place; valois in hyde park.

>> got to grab your tray or you are rule here. >> i think meatloaf and macaroni and cheese, please. >> i'll have the white fish, the mashed potatoes, and corn. >> i'm very happy about this, thanks. two of my guilty pleasures on one plastic tray. >> wow, they sure gave us a lot of fish. >> so what is-- where am i, what is this neighborhood? >> this is hyde park. this is the heart and soul of hyde park. >> so if you're running for office why would you use this place as your staging area? what's the social importance of it? >> you will see every politician, black and white, running for city office will come through here at some point. >> why? >> it's just kind of the -- well hangout. you'd see herald washington here a lot.

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i heard somebody yell, "she's not breathing," and they called an ambulance. and that's kind of all that i remember. and when i came back a few days later like i walked in the door, everybody was like "yeah, you're better!" and then a couple of the regulars were like that guy, that guy said that thing. and i was like what did he say? and he said, when you were on the floor foaming at the mouth he said, they said it got really quiet and he said, "i'll have what she's having." so yeah, so that was fun. but i found out later what was really interesting about was that right away my mind is -- >> the american cheeseburger, it's the sort of feeling you get when you eat it. but you remember you're sitting with a friend and enjoying a memory that takes you back to long ago when you were young. and as we follow paul backstage, watching him slowly sip his coffee. >> hey, what's going on daniel? >> you remember that comedy

isn't just about laughs, it's also about-- coffee and clothes and being yourself. >> do you guys want to run this scene? >> which one? >> transcendence. >> and after all, if we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? >> i got to be honest, he usually does it way better. >> oh come on. >> how is it that chicago has become sort of the font of comedy? you know it's, it's a gusher. >> you know, it all started with second city and then people came here to study. i think 90 percent of the people who are doing comedy right now came to chicago to study. >> paul jurewicz, a young man at the beginning of what will presumably be a glorious career. >> first, you pushed me in the pool and now you call me ketchup [bleep] i tried to be spontaneous one time and this is what i get. i feel like no one respects me anymore. >> second city opened in

chicago's old town in 1959 and almost from the beginning established a probably unhealthy symbiotic relationship with the ale house. you know their names, john belushi, gilda radner, amy poehler, bill murray, chris farley. if you're funny in america, chances are, you spent some formative years here getting the [bleep] hammered out of you, learning one hopes in the parlance of the trade, to kill. >> i tucked my undershirt into the underwear. >> so how many times do you do it in a show? >> per show, probably seven times. you got to be cannon ball, not like a bowl of jell-o out there. >> you know where are second city people coming from? all over? >> all over. >> right. >> all walks of life too. i mean, it is lawyers, teachers with servers. it's all classes. >> well, at service, that's a rich tradition. i mean, one per -- any time you find anyone in the entertainment business, one presumes restaurant experience. >> i used to be a server. i used to be a cook. i was a sushi chef for a while.

i used to be a segway tour guide. i know too much -- >> you was a segway tour guide? >> -- yes. >> wow, you better have a sense of humor. paul and i discuss the perilous nature of a life in comedy over some drinks and food at longman & eagle, where though the flannels and neck beards are abundant, the food is excellent. beef tartar, i like that. and who does not love roasted bone marrow. tete de cochon with blue cheese and celery relish. the good lord wants you to eat this. really, he speaks to me all the time. confit of beef tripe, and since i'm all about vegetables, slow roasted cauliflower with caramelized onions and lentils. so does second city travel, they have a road company? >> there are touring companies, three touring companies.

they're on cruise ships as well, so i did 10 months on a cruise ship. >> oh. >> which is 10 months of looking at the water and wondering at this trajectory would the boat pull me under? if i've had this much to drink, how long before the boat is out of my sight line? >> so that's like a prison ship, i mean because you can't -- i mean it's -- >> it's real fun for the first two months. you know, it's a lot of fun hanging out with the crews. you know, there's a lot of venereal diseases going around. >> right. >> and a lot of partying, and there's a bar every two feet. and then after you hit the two months and you're like, "i want to go home. mom, please help me." >> talk about battlefield conditions to hone your craft, man. i respect, that is -- i mean is that the idea behind it? >> the thing that you take away from it. >> when you get back from the gulag, you will be stronger for it? >> oh absolutely. it's your first time getting paid as a performer and it's also the largest amount of

people i've ever performed for was on a cruise ship. it was 950 people you're performing to four nights a week. >> right. >> places, act one. >> how are things? >> oh, good. can i put the game on? the patriots are playing the red skins. >> do we know where the dry cleaning is? there's no job that you can liken to this job. >> what are you trying to say, like that we're some sort of time travelers? >> my hemp business is doing really well. >> i think it's all, i only have like four lines, right? >> is it a kind of supportive? i mean, comedians are not famous for -- comedians are not famous >> stand ups, specifically, it's more cut throat. >> why don't we all just calm down here, all right? >> i thought i would get a pop or at least a reaction. >> it's too long. >> does anybody know where my socks are? in the improve community i think it's a lot more supportive because it's a group sport. >> did you say community? >> yes. got your back. >> that's right. >> got your back. >> got your back. >> i got your back. >> i got your back. i got your back. >> got your back. >> so what if someone sucks? >> improvise. >> what if they're just they suck? >> your job as an improviser is to make that person look amazing. that's how you know if you're a good improviser. this is the path of least

resistance for me. it was something i fell into that i loved, that i just found out that i was relatively good at and through a series of mishaps, i found myself for this position. like you'd ask me six years ago, if i would be at the main stage of second city, there's no way. i would've laughed at you. so if this is where it ends for me, i'd be happy . >> maybe the first thing you think of when you think about chicago is not [bleep] burning szechuan food, but maybe, maybe it should be. >> well i think a lot of people come and they think that chicago is like on the magnificent mile and they're like," oh then should we go down to navy pier?"

i'm like, "no." >> right. >> why? so it's nice to go out to the neighborhoods and there's so many ethnicities everywhere so going places like that is really awesome. >> one of my favorite chicagoans, chef, restaurateur, stephanie izard from the girl and the goat, and her colleague, peter wong, enlighten me. look, i knew chicago was a city of very diverse neighborhoods. everybody says so, but this i didn't know about, now i do. so where are we and why are we here? i have to say, i'm really glad we're here. but why? >> we're at szechuan cuisine. so after going into china, we were just talking about the chengdu is my favorite place, but peter's actually never been to chengdu. and so, coming back then and it

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right time. >> yes. sounds like we are suffering, but actually it's delicious. yeah, anthony, try some of this, this is my favorite. >> this specialty of the house, fish hot pot. >> nice. all right, here it goes. i scooped out some innards. >> you're going for the best piece? >> yeah. >> oh it burns so good. i could pretty much eat this every day. but humana does. when i was diagnosed with copd, they helped me to manage it and keep my medication costs low. even got me playing harmonica to help my lungs. motorcycle scene. take 1. i can't ride this thing either. better care begins with listening. humana. a more human way to healthcare. for people living with h-i-v, keep being you.

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the summation was that i moved to move him away from another customer, and he backed up and clenched his fist, and boy, when somebody clenches their fists, they're really capable of doing something. so i got in the first shot and then somebody grabbed me by my arms and held my arms and he got the second shot off. and he re-deviated my septum, which was a good thing, but he was bleeding and i was bleeding, and you know, it was camaraderie. we all -- we hugged and kissed afterwards and, "bill, oh i'm sorry, i'm sorry i did that thing."

well, he's dead now and i don't want to speak poorly about the dead. >> we always lived in the hood. you would hear gunshots in the distance. you would get to know about gangs. you would see the graffiti. the people who you were growing up with, playing with, wouldn't be there anymore. it's like, "oh, what happened to such and such?" and it's like, "oh, he's dead. he was in a gang. he got killed in a drive by or he got shot in the south of central. >> hip-hop artist extraordinaire, lupe fiasco grew up on the south and west sides of chicago.

but inside, his home was always an island of sanity, a supportive, creative environment. what was different about your family? >> my mother and my father were very intelligent, and politically oriented, and active. so i got book smart and street smart, you know. >> floyd webb is an old family friend. this is lupe's mom, shirley. as becomes quickly apparent, she is along with being an extraordinarily good cook an extraordinary and determined human being. man, this is so outrageously, delicious, wow. the whole time we're eating by the way people are moving in and out of shirley's small apartment. the place clearly a hub for a tightly knit community of friends and family. so what age were you when you came to chicago? >> i was 13. the worst thing that my family

could ever done was left the south, was left mississippi. i should have stayed. >> but this was the land of opportunity, here and detroit, and great cities in the north. >> it was and we came out and then we were never hungry down in mississippi. we got here depending on welfare whatever. and they became alcoholics, abusive to the children and wives. and the children came out in the streets and just everybody lost control and now it's-- >> what was chicago like when you arrived? >> uh, it wasn't as violent. you know, the neighborhoods were communities. no vacant lots or families, all over kids in the street. you could go outside and play and not worry about your children. and somewhere in the late '70s or early '80s it started to change and become more violent. >> on july 4th, two young men

gunned down. >> the more than 50 percent surge in homicides. >> nine people shot to death and at least 60 others wounded. >> however much you might love chicago, want to celebrate its general awesomeness, its character, its architecture, its food. there's no getting away from the ugly fact that chicago's south side is also currently the murder capital of america. why do you think people are killing each other in such large numbers in chicago and not in new york? >> let's be clear, it's only a few spots, it isn't the whole city. it's not the whole city. >> to be honest, chi-raq is englewood. >> right, it's a pretty staggering body count. >> the sad part is that it's been like this, right. and the only reason the story now is that white people looking at it. and it's like oh, that's terrible, it's like it's been like this for 30 years. how come it wasn't terrible 30 years ago when you probably actually could did something about it? >> does a hip-hop artist have any obligation really to speak about anything positive or even smarter than cars, girls or where's my money? >> i guess it depends on where you come from. and then do you feel the obligation to where you came

from? a lot of people in the hood won't take me serious. they don't take chuck d serious, because at least you take somebody who's rapping about crack, and rapping about dope, that is the actual thing that they can go get and sell and make money that day if they wanted to. you can't preach to them black panther party or marcus garvey, because they can't go out and get it and actually sell it and monetize and make some money off of it. >> right. despite an appalling murder rate, questionable leadership, chicagoans aren't going anywhere any time soon. >> the southern people we brought our spirit here, so chicago have like a warm spirit and loving spirit. >> it's a beautiful place, it's a genuinely beautiful place where you have to redefine what beauty is to you. when you go to different neighborhoods, and it's really bad. but even in that, there's still a beauty in the people and then just from a cultural front, we got everything here, you know. we got -- you want capoeira, we

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but on his stomach he just went -- i'd squished over hooked my leg, got on top of me and started whacking me. and hawkeye, our doorman, just sat there watching me being pummeled. and street jimmy came over and grabbed his arm -- >> making a living hasn't really been what it's been about ever in chicago. keeping the ball in the air is what it's about. just making sure that things keep going, remain viable and sustainable. nobody is too concerned about making a killing or becoming a star. everybody just wants to keep doing it. >> is that a uniquely chicago attitude? >> i flatter myself by thinking that people in chicago care more about what they're doing than what they're getting paid to do it. >> one of the things people have always loved about chicago of

course is the music. and if one guy who's defined rock and roll and punk sounds for the last three decades, well this guy, steve albini, would have to be a powerful candidate. member of the legendary chicago punk band big black and one of the most important producers of underground rock, albini produced some of the most influential music of the last 25 years. the pixies, slint, nirvana, p.j. harvey, to name a few. he takes me to one of his favorite chicago spots ricobene's, to sample the particularly unholy delights of the breaded fried steak sandwich. this things is -- >> this is a half a sandwich bear in mind. >> -- that's like four pounds. >> yeah. >> wow. we're going to need a boat load of napkins. there's no delicate way to eat this, you just hoist and go. >> the time out of the fryer is also critical. these are still crispy on the outside. this is precisely the way this sandwich was meant to be eaten. >> yeah. that is a thing of beauty and tasty. so, you have remarkably unusual for the music industry, a remarkably lenient views on

music sharing. your pricing structure as a producer is somewhat against the grain of the usual business model. and you were not living in l.a. or new york or living on a mountaintop, peeing on the-- peeing downwards from a great height. what are you, some kind of a communist? what's -- >> well, i mean, i have a healthy suspicion of capitalism as a method. i feel like left unchecked capitalism is kind of a cultural sociopathy like for a business to be successful in capitalist terms, it has to do the best possible job of exploiting everyone that it's-- that it does interaction with. the endgame of capitalism is that everything is crappier and crappier and people are more and more exploited, and i have a healthy suspicion of that. so, i feel like the social model that i'm comfortable with, it suits my business practices,

which is that we're all in the same game. we're all trying to do the same thing. we just want to make sure that things get better for everybody. >> is that a chicago attitude, you think? >> well, in my circles it is. yeah, in the punk rock scene and the people who are influenced by the punk rock scene, that's a very common notion is that you're not trying to extract the maximum, you're trying to make sure that everything goes -- everything carries on. >> is there less douchery in chicago? >> you can find jag-offs. that's a uniquely chicago -- >> jag-off, i love it. it's been so long since i've heard it. >> oh, if you look for them, you can find jag-offs of all type in chicago. but the people who are, you know -- >> thank you so much. >> -- you're welcome. >> -- productive and content and part of an enterprise that is

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and they were like on both sides of him just going nuts, and i'm like that's it. you know, you guys got to go. but he says, "you know man, you're a real buzzkill". and it stuck to me ever since. i mean it's carved in stone pretty much. >> chicago is famously a sports town. the bulls, the bears, the cubs, the white sox. to you and me, those are just names, but to many chicagoans, a cause, a defining lifestyle choice. the rivalry between cubs and white sox fans, for instance, is particularly vicious. >> difference between a cub fan and a sox fan is, a cub fan goes to the park, they enjoy themselves, they have fun. the team wins, that's okay, if they lose, it's no big deal. a sox fan will turn on their team on a dime, if they don't -- don't play well.

>> that is true. >> and also -- but a perfect day for a sox fan is the sox to win, cubs to lose, and then the cubs' plane crashes. >> so to what do you attribute this quality of deep bordering on murderous hatred? >> the hatred is basically from the south side. >> of course it is. >> i mean, they hate us like we have no idea. we don't have that vicious intent to them. >> why -- where -- why the viciousness and hatred? . >> all right. but to be around cub fans is to hate them. >> so let's go, cubbies. >> cubs all the way. >> i just-- i can never bring myself to understand their hatred of us. >> number one. >> go cubs, go. >> yeah!

>> so they're-- they're cursed. their historic destiny is to be losers. >> yes. and like they say, any team can have a bad century. the cubs are working on having two bad centuries. >> right. topo gigio is a massive italian-american joint in the old town that serves up much better than you think old school stuff like scallops and pesto cream sauce for bruce here, and squid ink pasta with shrimp for buzzkill. my ideal saltimbocca is most excellent and the long festering dispute across from me only makes my food taste better. is bruce's attitude atypical or typical? >> it's extremely-- >> or is he a relative moderate? >> --it's extremely typical. >> i mean, he is sitting at the same table with a cubs fan. >> well, yes. >> no, no, i drink with cub fans. i've even had sex with cub fans. i mean no i'm-- >> well, the truth be told, the last time the sox won it in '05. >> not that long ago, really. not that long ago.

>> for [bleep] sakes, you won one. >> it was this century. >> how about this century we've already won one? >> --you know, i've been on this planet for 55 years, you've won one. you know what, you guys are worse than notre dame fans. you're worse than notre dame fans. >> i wouldn't mind winning every 25 years. >> well-- >> just cling onto that. >> i mean look, chicago is a great city. >> yes it is. >> it deserves to win, right? i mean-- >> the thing is about chicago sports fans, we got to see the greatest basketball player that ever lived. we were in our prime, in our prime, we got to see this. >> right. >> so now we, we're now holding things up to a higher standard of excellence. >> right. >> and here's what the cub fans and sox fans join forces to watch the bear game. >> right. >> that's something we can all agree on. >> you both hate the bears? >> no, no we love the bears. >> no. i love the bears, but we just want virginia to just cash in their chips and just go away. >> so let's say, let's say the

planets, all the stars align perfectly for chicago in your view. how-- what is the sports picture look like? who wins, who loses? what happens? >> well first of all, there would have to be some funerals. >> there'd have to be funerals. >> several. >> who would have to die? >> i would say the owner of the bears and then-- >> do you agree with this? >> yeah, if-- >> more or less. >> we hate owners. >> yeah, we're all united in the hatred of the owners. >> well, i wish you both luck. known as a passionate artist. known for loving the outdoors. known for getting everyone together. no one wants to be known for cancer, but a treatment can be. keytruda is known to treat cancer. fda-approved for 16 types of cancer, including certain early-stage cancers. one of those cancers is triple-negative breast cancer.

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>> yeah, i have little to do in the morning, so i'd just get up. and roger, he was a very fat guy, always been a very fat guy, until that person he became ill. but he was an indefatigable walker. he loved to walk. and the reason we ended up here was because in the drinking society that we were involved in at the time, there weren't many walkers. but roger was a walker, i was a walker. >> legendary film critic roger ebert was a man of mythic

proportions in chicago, the close friend of bruce, half of the siskel and ebert duo, and a regular at the old town ale house. roger passed away in 2013 after a long battle with cancer. i've been sort of conducting an informal poll over the course of the week asking people who chicago should honor. if you had to put up a statue, the sort of the-- an iconic chicagoan who everybody agrees is a good person. and very popular answer, roger ebert. >> i would say that i'm a little prejudiced, but definitely roger ebert deserves all the accolades he's been getting, justifiably so. roger's the guy that got me to write the blog, and he's the guy that gave me the tips. he was an amazing guy and i think of course had he not become ill and really handled his illness in a way that i could-- i can't even conceive of

myself handling. i think that that really kind of set him apart from kind of the other iconic chicago people. >> the guy-- and correct me if i'm wrong. this was an enthusiast. i mean this was a guy who actually liked going to the movies. >> now this is not always the case with critics. they don't necessarily love the people or the subject matter they're reviewing. roger loved movies and he loved actors. if you went over to his house, he would want to watch movies. >> siskel and ebert, classic, you know, it's like that is an iconic relationship. they didn't seem to like each other. >> they hated each other. >> they hated each other. >> yes, i mean, they understood what they had. but a lot of people think siskel was the alpha. he was not. roger had two things over siskel. he was a much better writer, and he was much better read. >> so roger lived principally in chicago? >> oh, yes. and he had-- believe me, he had

plenty of opportunities to leave. i mean, he was offered some serious dough to go to new york and go to l.a. >> why didn't he go? >> in chicago, favors are worth more than money and loyalty. in chicago, this is very important. roger is one of the most loyal people. he was loyal to his friends, to his family. >> right. >> and i just-- i don't have any problem of understanding why he decided to stay here.