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>> they have i got news for you? my mom and named me roy in the news this week realtor and open house knows, you can't afford this place. >> i think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street a man, asked if he's ever felt a woman's touch. i've answered this question directly, 1 million times no of the daily podcast. the majority report. he'll be with us right after you read some better help. it's sam sudan.
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sam than i anyone and comedian who was named one of time magazine's most influential people in the world in 2024 will ask him what world settlement everybody all right now for the big stories this week ever and sam, i'll show you a clip package referencing a major new story from the past week. >> and you'll tell me what's the story, okay. >> 2024, pack a doodle. do that's dance crazy this is about how trump turned into a dj adam rally. >> the story is trump's increasingly chaotic campaign. the chaos began at a pennsylvania town hall were to medical emergencies happened within the first five questions? of the town hall, what did trump say about the heat that caused multiple people at the rally to fain didn't you say like, its good
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will lose weight, will lose weight doing this unlike that, trump said he loved it personally. i enjoy this. >> we lose weight know you lose, right? we could do this as four or five pounds okay. with me. >> if you pass out of a trump rally, what are they give you a wake-up light worry put under your nose? >> i think it's just they say immigrant and you go just put like they put a mcchicken and there's no matter skripal lotion lotion yeah. >> you know, the lotion that i don't roy know what i'm talking about oldest they all had the same lotion read. i've read that, yes, i don't know that that's true. >> that real strippers, you have never smoked cucumber melon before everybody appears a christian except for me yes, i am very much a big fan of
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jesus christ so you have the people were passing out at the rally and from there, trump ditch, the town hall format and swayed and bopped to music for 39 minutes. panel, i'm going to show you a clip of trump dancing. you have to guess which song was here's your first dance move that was nothing compares to you. all i know is there were jazz hands involved. and so i'm going to say it's a man's man's, man's world. >> here's the song are, i love it yeah, good compilation, that sort of like now that's what i call fascism volume like a church pastor
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when they are waiting for the offering plate to go round and i get that reference because i am a christian do another day of >> this. that's why i can't be anything but ymca. >> and that was the song to say at the ymca? >> yeah, i know i am a young christian opponent, kamala harris, sit down for an interview on fox news was someone who was definitely not voting for her. and it got a little testy brett. >> i'm sorry. and with all due respect, that clip was not what he has been saying about the enemy within that he has repeated when he's speaking about the american people and you and i both know that he has talked about turning the american military on the american people. >> she almost slashed at ligo
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hair off his head enemy from within that might require military intervention. >> adam schiff day schiff, who's a total sleazebag, is going to become a senator. but i call him the enemy from within. >> you know what it's time for? >> what another dance move that's nothing compares to you right there. >> i did low lohan's low jazz right there. >> i'm going to say time, say goodbye, because he's pointing to someone like it's time to say goodbye, but he doesn't know where he is let's watch the clip again with the music annual l. >> smith catholic charity dinner in new york on thursday night, kamala harris didn't show up to the event in person. and vice presidents since his pre-taped sketch feature, molly shannon as her popular snl character mary katherine gallagher, donald trump. however here to the event, in person, what did trump do at
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the dinner? >> he got mad that he showed up and she didn't. then he had everyone just swayed a music i was going to say that he ate dinner without hands donald trump performed the tight 28 minutes of this in a rare moment of clarity joe to varadkar saying obama that quote only a few people got there. >> but is he told baraka said obama, quote, she's not as strong as may. she's not as strong. do you understand that? and obama agreed saying, that's true. other than that, i think the democrats are getting along quite well right? again, nobody got that one the point where were the punch lines and how how did he expect it to happen to our ears were all talking trash about performance, but here's how he
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felt about his performance the next morning, you material was real funny. who wrote it? who helped to it? >> well, i've had a lot of people will helping a lot of people. a couple of people from fox actually, i shouldn't say that, but they wrote some jokes and for the most part, i didn't like any of them that i've agreed with but this whole also the funniest all right. michael and alex, your term, watch the clip tell me what's the story? >> that's a bloom job that's happens at the end of any political convention. and that also happens and every political i guess it's a secret, so there's money. >> there was money and there's the convention. >> and so i'm guessing it's a lot of dirty money somehow being funneled into these campaigns. >> suv all work together. y'all get points this week, the handsome trump campaign's release their fundraising numbers from july through september democrats joint fundraising committee is taken in $652 million in donations
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over the republicans, 340 million. those fundraising totals include both small donations under $200, as well as huge donations from a small group of billionaire megadonors they i don't like about all his campaign donation. i don't like how they text us, does need the money and then they be putting up these that we raised 600 didn't you don't need my $40 i harris texted me the other day and she said what will you tell your children you did in this moment john got no kids made almost half their money from small donors and did about the same in 2020. but this year small donors have made up less than a third of his funding, which means they have to rely on huge donations from those billionaire megadonors. can
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anyone name the only one of those top ten donors that gave to democrats, mark cuban. its former new york city mayor mike bloomberg. bloomberg, considering the way what's happening in new york city, kind of miss him dearly >> he couldn't by mike bloomberg was a flight to turkey all his money before he got i didn't to off it's good for him merrick and wait. the biggest single donor to any party in the 2024 election is banking aaron railroad tycoon, timothy mellon. can anyone tell me what lost artifact tim mellon has spent a lot of time and money trying to find the heart from titanic plane oh, you spent a lot of money trying to find it, but it
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hasn't gone smoothly. >> what did tim mellon think? he discovered in the search for amelia earhart? >> phil, a lost city of atlantis is that right? that's got to be, don't even right. >> that's the york times, mr. mellon was convinced he had seen earhart head on the sea seafloor in a cellophane bag. >> what is his futurama others tried to explain that he was only seeing rocks and coral but mr. mellon insisted he could discern items they had missed a banjo severed hand, even 75 role fools of toilet paper at that be in a cell offense back that's the mystery we don't know and that's why we got to get to the bottom of it it's an easy way to settle this just if you're a billionaire, you on those down, they get just submarine and gone down a bit
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dog. >> you ego be okay. gainer to a playstation controller who can tell me who was the second biggest single political donor. >> this election i cries mary manal say it is mirroring, got to the marion made 100 million double points it's miriam adelson seen here showing us what it would look like if laverne finally hooked up with the linney 2018 trump awarded miriam with the presidential medal of freedom but it didn't cause a lot of controversy until this year. why was miriam's medal of freedom in issue? >> because he was he was comparing the congressional medal of honor, which you only are you only receive from acts of tremendous valor and heroism in combat. and saying that wasn't quite as good as the presidential she'll medal of freedom, which can be purchased
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for $100 million somehow managed to this soldiers who received the medal of honor when talking about miriam's medal of freedom, everyone get the congressional medal of honor that soldiers there either in very bad shape because they've been hit so many times a bullets for their dead she gets it and she's healthy, beautiful woman can i just make just a just a political calculation about this day plan? >> i just i just wanted to reiterate is police dog. >> he is such a dick departure because he's always said such nice things about the military. >> yes. for him to be fair, this is wondering the few times trump was on camera saying something nice about a woman but there's also a new phase in the top ten biggest political donors this year coming in at number six does anyone know who gave 75 million
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to trump's pac? is it the menendez brothers >> it's just the answer, richest man in the world, but only coming in on a number six that down to 1010 it's more than enough money eli we're very proud of you. >> you're a big deal he can to boost those small donations. >> what strategy has his campaign been using to get more money from average americans? >> just shaking people down. yeah. so robbery? >> yes. >> it's contests and sweepstakes. a recent new york times analysis of trump's campaign emails it found that one-third of them offered small donors some kind of prize are reward, included a chance to win. the spec flag that trump hugged a role of, let's go brandon wrapping paper to leave
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comments on valentine's day letter for millennia oh, who is a gift from? >> let me get that's the one who's a problem trump is running all of these scams on top of selling of $100,000. >> trump victory watch that he launched this fall. and despite being advertised as having quote, swiss-made power and precision, can anyone tell me where a cnn that's the deal got those watches are actually. it's a shopping center in northern wyoming where trump's watch brand, the best watches on earth, llc, is registered. also registered to that same address in wyoming as a company called quote, the best honey on earth who's website sells something called male enhancement honey which the food and drug administration has warned people not to consume after they found it contained the same drug used in viagra mail-in has been hunting while winnie to food on where
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rich as hell. >> i work hard. i scraped to get by donald trump wants to give tax breaks to billionaires, but kamala harris has plans to help us. she's going to crack down on price gouging and cut taxes for working people like me i voted for donald trump before, but this time i'm voting for kamala. >> ff pac is responsible for the content of this ad. >> it's the holidays at wayfair. yeah, it's a gift swap. you've got a swap, your guess this pillow is so me.
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yes, that's >> come on. y'all. this is exactly what i was wishing for perfect swap. >> my turn what now. >> that's a holiday classic. >> just like you you got a place for that took place there every step, every home. >> a cnn presidential townhall kamala harris, wednesday at nine eastern on cnn los caption, it is brought to you by page publishing. if you've written a book, will pub lucia it for you. >> if you've written a book page publishing can help you through the process we cut through the confusion of the publishing world to make it easy for you, call 805, 6307 for one there's amazon workforce let me give you some recent news headlines, but keywords cut out and you'll have to fill in the blank to give us the full
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story. for example, if i say i hope tucker carlson blanks then the answer is of course has a pleasant day here's your first dateline. columbus remains, verified after 500 years, show he was blank, buried alive, know i know this one. how would you know this one, alex. okay. so i don't want to break anything to guides, but i am not actually a crushing this lit up the group so columbia remains verified after five injuries show that he was jewish points and i was like, great, we really need this right now 500 years show he was jewish according to the new documentary, columbus dna his
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true origin genetic analysis shows that columbus was a sephardic jew from western europe. >> they also found out his original helene was christopher columbus berg to the panel now that we know that columbus is jewish, how does this change your opinion about columbus day see you later, everybody it's still trash and he's still trash. >> is trash that is >> i do think it does mean that it's high-end restaurants should carry more kosher options and amara have are black jokes not going to get like cancel episode six 61, scientist told
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the documentary how they were able to find this out saying quote, we have dna from christopher columbus very partial, but sufficient yes. >> so now we're one step closer to jurassic parking. christopher i have to say when i heard that, i thought like could they still see he was circumcised 500 years later. he should exhale line giant blank attacks. bay village police officer you know, this it's so freaking funny. do over here first her raid flow i. do know this why? it is funny what does it, it's a giant inflatable jacket lantern. is that really? yes. do that close? yeah police officer then officer outside cleveland responded to a call of something on the road. >> and then this happened
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traumatized by dashcam videos that like whenever i see him, shoot that pumpkin wanted fugitive hiding from cops inside blank wearing nothing but blank? >> i want to say inside a barrel wearing nothing but suspenders, wanted fugitive caught, hiding from cops inside his sofa wearing nothing but his underwear. now, first police couldn't locate the man, you know, they'd shown up to arrest him, then searched a house like the police do, then they found him man they also found $37 in loose change that's missing words. it's time for like curious, the rules are simple. >> i didn't three biographical details about a public figure,
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but only one is true. you have to yes. which is the truth and which a dirty filthy, funky lives. let's get started. time now for three facts about jesse waters. facts are he helped deliver a baby during the white house correspondents slides. he tricked his wife into a date by deflating her car tires that tracks he's an investor in mushroom room death suit. >> can i get some clarification? roy at a mushroom that is some people want to be buried in a mushrooms, you and, and become mushrooms. >> that's not how i want to go. i have to say that when you're trying to figure out and think about jesse waters always go for the creepiest answer. trick wife into a date by deflating tires is the creepiest answer and therefore must be the true, although she wasn't obviously his wife at the time. >> she was a woman who worked on the show while he was
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married to his actual way. >> wait, is that i can't be is that true in the creepiest thing and yes, that is true since we get into semantics jesse trick some woman and two blaming her car tires. here he is sharing the greatest love story ever told. >> when i was trying to get emma to date me first thing i did let the air out of retires she couldn't go anywhere. she needed a lift. i said, hey, you do to lift. she kept writing this store know she doesn't know the story. >> that's the bummer is i've ever heard in my life, couldn't man rule. you, amber, first of all, rather a woman by taking the air out of my tears because i can change a tire points jesse got his start in tv as a production assistant for bill o'reilly. what advice did bill o'reilly give jesse
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early in his career? >> make sure they're not recording you in an interview with the rap, water said that bill o'reilly told him, quote, you're voice is too high pitch for television you need a speech coach i wonder if bill o'reilly was grabbing them by the balls when he said that todd for three facts about dennis quaid affects claims have seen bigfoot and montana his favorite beverages tap water with splenda he claims have been okay. >> cocaine for every frame of jobs, 3-d i don't think he would admit to being on cocaine for every frame of jaws three-day, i think it would literally be the first thing he would tell you if you asked him about being in jaws thursday i feel like favorite beverages, water with splenda is so weird and specific are writers aren't that good? roi do you want to get invited back? >> he, jesus man? >> no, no, no, no. >> he's not the crazy you're thinking of randy quaid. that is one then i want to say on
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cocaine. that's what i want i want to go with water with splenda. now look, i'm the team captain, so i don't want to tell you alex. no, no, no, you're right. splenda. okay dennis quaid claims to have been on cocaine every frame of jobs seen the film jaws 3-d is just dennis quaid and a bathroom at three in the morning describing joel's one right. can i have the camera for one second? yeah. >> she the writers of this show i am so sorry you are clever enough to come up with my favorite beverage is a tap water and mixed with splenda. >> i told him if i ever meet any of you >> but does that surprise you that he would admit to doing cocaine 100%?
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>> no. i'm surprised you to admit to being in jaws with coates spoke at the trump rally about law and order. >> leah thompson retweeted clip with the caption quote, i was engaged to him thinking face emoji, hashtag, vote blue to stop the stupid hashtag, crime is actually down she regrets having sex with him and she had sex with how the duck i'm abby philip effects our she was wants to tech by a lizard at mar-a-lago. she has a world record for solving rubik's cubes. she has a house flipping business called the philippines which one is the truth? >> i want her to have a house flipping biz called philip are hers it's horrible and i want it to be true we're gonna go with mar a-lago. can i just get an explanation on the world record for solving a rubik's cubes. >> you think there's no
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multiple, why don't we heard is that you will not say rubik's cube, but this isn't >> you want me to use it in the senate? >> gets rubik i think it's roots, its own matters about the answer it doesn't. >> matter lizard at mar-a lago. >> let's see the attack police, fire. >> i respectfully disagree. is this portion about subjecting who we charged criminally in this country and making this by popular demand. it doesn't work that having attacking every what was that third climbing on late june, about a lizard on live television. that just happened on live television exactly. >> is it okay at lizard? very well i don't think it's okay. >> i'm fine somebody grabs your leg at mar a-lago was probably done that was like curious will be back after the
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