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>> they may have. i got news for you. my mom and named me roy in the news this week realtor at open house? knows you can't afford this place. >> i think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street man asked if he's ever felt woman's touch. i've answered this question directly, 1 million times. >> no

host of the daily podcast, the majority report. he'll be with us right after you've read some better. hope ads. it same seat and sam tonight anyone and comedian who was named one of time magazine's most influential people in the world in 2024 will ask him what world settlement everybody all. >> right. now for the biggest stories this week, and brynn sam, i'll show you a clip package referencing a major news story from the past week. and you'll tell me what's the story? >> okay. 2024, pack a doodle. do that's dance crazy this is about how trump turned into a dj at a rally. >> the story is trump's increasingly chaotic campaign. the chaos began at a pennsylvania town hall were to medical emergencies happen within the first five questions? of the town hall,

what did trump say about the heat that caused multiple people at the rally to feign, they need to say like, it's good, will lose weight, will lose weight doing this unlike that trump said he loved it. >> firstly, i enjoy this, will lose weight know your lives, right? >> we could do this as four or five pounds. it's okay. it was me. >> if you pass out of the trump rally, what are they giving you to wake up? my worry put under your nose. >> i think it's just they say immigrant and you go just put like they put a mcchicken and there's no triple lotion stripper lotion. >> yeah. you know, the lotion. >> i don't roy know what i'm talking about oldest strip of smell certain way and they all had the same los read. i've read that, yes, i don't know that's true strippers smelled. you have never smoked cucumber felon before everybody appears

that christian, except for me yes, i am very much a big fan of jesus christ so you have the people who are past it out at the rally and from there, trump ditch, the town hall format and swayed and bopped to music for 39 minutes. panel, i'm going to show you a clip of trump dancing. you have to guess which song was while he was dance. >> possible. >> here's your first dance moves that was nothing compares to you. all i know is there were jazz hands involved and so i'm going to say it's a man's man's, man's world. >> here's the song

are yeah, good compilation, that sort of like now that's what i call fascism volley they're waiting for the offering plate to go round i get that reference because i am a christian another day of toulouse anything but ymca. here's the song say at the ymca yeah. yeah, i know i am a young christian opponent, kamala harris, sat down for an interview with fox news, was someone who was definitely not voting for her. >> and it got a little testy, right? >> i'm sorry. and with all due respect, that clip was not what he has been saying about the enemy within that he has repeated when he's speaking

about the american people. and you and i both know that he has talked about turning the american military on the american people. >> she almost slashed at lego hair off his head like yes, who trump says is the enemy from within? damn, that might require military intervention. >> adam schiff to schiff, who's a total sleazebag, is going to become a senator but i call him the enemy from within. >> you know what it's time for, what another dance move. >> that's nothing compares. to you right there. i did low lohan's low jazz right there. >> i'm going to say touch sick goodbye because he's pointing to someone like it's time to say goodbye, but he doesn't know where he is let's watch the clip again with the music annual l smith catholic charity dinner in new york on thursday night, kamala harris didn't show up to the event in person, and vice presidents since his pre-taped sketch, future molly

shannon as her popular snl character, mary catherine gallagher, donald trump, however, appeared at the event in person what did trump do at the dinner? he got mad that he showed up and she didn't. then he had everyone just swayed a music i wasn't going to say that he aid is dinner without hands donald trump performed a tight 28 minutes this in a rare moment of clarity joe to varadkar saying obama, that quote only a few people got there. >> but is he told baraka said obama quote, she's not as strong as me. she's not as strong. do you understand that? >> and obama agreed saying that's true other than that, i think the democrats are getting along quite well, right? >> again, nobody got that one. point where we're the punchlines and how how did he

expect it to happen to our ears were all talking trash about trump performance. but here's how he felt about his performance. the next morning, your material is real funny. who wrote it to help to it? >> well, i've had a lot of people helping a lot of people, a couple of people from fox actually, i shouldn't say that, but they wrote some jokes and for the most part i didn't like any of them that's the first thing he said that i have agreed with this there's also >> michael and alex. your turn, watch the clip to tell me what's the story? >> that's a balloon job that happens at the end of any political convention. and that also happens and every political dimension this is a boy, don't oh, i guess it's a secret, so there's seats, other money. there was money and there's the convention. >> and so i'm guessing it's a lot of dirty money somehow being funneled into these campaigns should we all work together? >> y'all get points all right.

>> this week, the harris and trump campaigns release their fundraising numbers from july through september democrats joint fundraising committees taken in $652 million in donations over the republicans, 340 million those fundraising totals include both small donations under $200. as well as huge donations from a small group of billionaire megadonors. the day i don't like about all his campaign donation. i don't like how they text us does need the money. and then they be putting up these that we raised six but didn't you mean my $40 that harris texted me the other day and she said what will you tell your children you did in this moment and got no kids made almost half their money from small donors and did about the same in 2020. >> but this year small donors have made up less than a third

of his funding, which means they have to rely on huge donations from those billionaire megadonors. can anyone name the only one of those top ten donors that gave to democrats, mark cuban. its former new york city mayor mike bloomberg. mayor bloomberg, considering the way what's happening in new york city, kind of miss him dearly by mike bloomberg was a flight to turkey all his money before he got i didn't to off it's good for him merrick and away. the biggest single donor to any party in the 2024 election is banking aaron railroad tycoon, timothy mellon. can anyone tell me what lost artifact tim mellon has spent a lot of time and money trying to find the heart from titanic

plane. >> oh, you spent a lot of money trying to find it, but it hasn't gone smoothly. what did tim mellon think he discovered in the search for amelia earhart lost city of atlantis is that right? that's got to be, don't even right. that's the answer according to the new york times, mr. mellon was convinced he had seen earhart let's head on the seafloor in a cell of fain bag. what does this futurama could discern items they had missed a banjo severed hand, even 75-year-old rolls of toilet paper at been a cellophane back that's the mystery

to the bottom of it it's an easy way to settle this just if you're a billionaire, you on nobel's down, they get just submarine and gone down a big dog be okay playstation controller who can tell me? >> who was the second biggest single political donor this election. >> i cries mary meno say it is married to be mary and made $100 million double points it's miriam adelson seen here showing us what it looked like. >> if laverne finally hooked up with lenny in 2018, trump awarded miriam with the presidential medal of freedom but it didn't cause a lot of controversy until this year. why was miriam's medal of freedom an issue? >> because he was he was comparing the congressional medal of honor which you only are you only receive from acts

of tremendous valor and heroism in combat. and saying that wasn't quite as good as the presidential medal of freedom, which can be purchased for $100 million somehow managed to this soldiers who received the medal of honor when talking about miriam's medal of freedom everyone get stake congressional medal of honor that soldiers they are either in very bad shape because they've been hit so many times by bullets for their dead she gets it and she he's healthy, beautiful woman can i just make just a just a political calculation about this plan? >> i just i just wanted to reiterate is please do. >> he is such a dick because he has always said such nice things about the military. yes, for him to be fair, this is one of few times trump on camera saying something nice about a woman but there's also

a new phase in the top ten biggest political donors this year coming in at number we're six. >> does anyone know who gave 75 million to trump's pac? >> is it the menendez brothers >> richest man in the world, but only coming in on number six, that down to 1010 it's more than enough money. ilan we're very proud of you. you're a big deal he can to boost those small donations. what strategy has his campaign been using to get more money from average americans? >> just shaken people down. >> yeah, so robbery? yes. >> it's contests and sweepstakes a recent new york times analysis of trump's campaign emails found that one-third of them offered small donors some kind of prize or reward included a chance to win. the cpac flag that trump

hugged a role of, let's go brandon wrapping paper to leave comments on a valentine's day letter for melania. >> oh, who is a gift from? let me get since the one uncle who is a problem trump is running all of these scams on top of selling of $100,000, trump victory watched that he launched this fall. and despite being advertised as hell having quote, swiss-made power and precision, can anyone tell me where a cnn investigation revealed those watches are actually? it's a shopping center in northern wyoming where trump's watch brand, the best watches on earth, llc, is registered also registered to that same address that's in wyoming as a company called quote, the best honey on earth, whose website sells something called male enhancement honey, which the food and drug administration has warned people not to consume after

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there's are missing worth little give me some recent news headlines for keywords cut out, and you'll have to fill in the blank to give us the full story. for example, if i say, i hope tucker carlson blanks, then the answer is of course has a pleasant, date here's your first line columbus remains verified. have to 500 years show he was blank, buried alive. >> know i know this one. how would you know this one, alex. okay. so i don't want to break anything you guys, but i am not but actually a crushing columbia's is remains verified after five injuries show that he was jewish points and i was like, great, we really need this right now the lumbar remains verified after five

500 years show he was jewish according to the new documentary, columbus dna, his true origin. genetic analysis shows that columbus was a sephardic jew from western europe. >> they also found god, his original name was christopher columbus berg weston to the panel. >> now that we know that columbus is jewish how does this change your opinion about columbus day see you later, everybody it's still trash and he's still trash. >> is trash that is antisemitism that it's high in restaurants should carry more kosher options

and amber have are black jokes nothing to get me cancel episode six 61, scientist told the documentary how they were able to find this out saying, quote, we have dna from christopher columbus, very partial but sufficient yes. so now we're one step closer to jurassic parking. christopher color i have to say when i heard that i thought like, could they still see he was circumcised 500 years later. he should exhale line giant blank attacks. bay village police officer do you know this yes. >> it's so freaking funny. do over here. firstly her aid flow i do know this why it is funny. >> what does it? it's a giant inflatable jacket lantern. >> is that really? >> yes. let's do that close. yeah giant inflatable pumpkin attack police officer an

officer outside cleveland responded to a call of something on the road and then this happened traumatized by dashcam videos that like whenever i see him shoot that pumpkin wanted fugitive, hiding from cops inside. >> blank wearing nothing but blank? >> i want to say inside a barrel wearing nothing but suspenders, wanted fugitive caught, hiding from cops inside his sofa wearing nothing but his underwear. their first police couldn't locate the man, you know, they'd shown up to a restroom when you searched a house like the police do, then they found him man. >> they also filed $37 in loose

change. that's missing words it's time for like curious, the rules are simple. i didn't three biographical details about a public figure, but only one is true. you have to the guest, which is the truth and which are dirty filthy, bunk good lives. let's get started. time now for three facts about jesse waters facts are he helped deliver a bait during the white house correspondents slides. he tricked his wife into a date by deflating her car tires that tracks he's an investor in mushroom boom death suits. >> can i get some clarification? roy know at a mushroom death suit is some people want to be buried in a mushrooms and and become mushrooms. >> that's not how i want to go. i have to say that when you're trying to figure out something think about jesse waters always go for the creepiest answer. >> trip wife into a date by deflating tires is the creepiest answer. and therefore must be the true, although she

wasn't obviously his wife at the time. she was a woman who worked on the show while he was married to his actual weight. >> is that i can't be is that true? the creepiest thing and yes, that is true since we get into semantics, jesse trick some woman and two leading her car tires here he is sharing the greatest love story ever told when i was trying to get emma to date me first thing i did good let the air out of retires. she couldn't go anywhere. >> she needed a lift. i said, hey, you do the lift. she kept writing this store know she doesn't know the story. >> that's the bummer is. i've ever heard in my life. >> could i man, woo you, amber. >> first of all, i'd rather a woman >> woman couldn't wound me by taking the air out of my tears because i can change a tire bear the trump got jager any

bonus points? jesse got to start and tv as a production assistant for bill o'reilly. what advice did bill o'reilly give jesse early in his career make sure they're not recording you in an interview with the rap, water said that bill o'reilly told him, quote, your voice is too high pitch for television. you need a speech coach i wonder if bill o'reilly was grabbing them by the balls when he said that todd for three facts about dennis quaid are facts are claims have seen bigfoot and montana, his favorite beverages, tap water with splenda he claims have been okay cocaine for every frame of jobs, 3-d i don't think he would admit to being on cocaine for every frame of jaws three-day, i think it would literally be the first thing he would tell you if you ask them about being in john's three name i feel like favorite beverages, water would splenda is so weird and specific are writers aren't that good? >> roi do you want to get invited back? i can

he's not the crazy. do you thing could have randy quaid. that is why then i want to say on cocaine, that's what i want i want to go with water with splenda. now look, i'm the team captain, so i don't want to tell you alex. no, no, no, you're right. splenda. okay. dennis quaid claims have been on cocaine for every frame of jobs the film, jaws 3-d is just dennis quaid in a bathroom at three in the morning describing joel's one right? >> can i have the camera for one second? yeah. >> to the writers of this show i am so sorry you are clever enough to come up with my favorite beverage is a tap water and mixed with splenda. >> i told him if i ever meet any of you

does that surprise you that he would admit to doing cocaine 100%? >> no. i'm surprised you to admit to being in jaws with wade spoke at the trump rally about law and order. leah thompson retweeted a flip with the caption quote, i was engaged to him thinking face emoji hashtag, vote blue to stop the stupid hashtag, crime is actually down she regrets, having sex with him and she had sex with how the duck abby phillip effects are she was wants to tech by lizard at mar-a-lago. she has a world record for solving a rubik's cubes. she has a house flipping business called the philippines which one is the truth? >> i want her to have a house flipping biz called phillip it's horrible and i want it to be true

maga we're gonna go with mar-a-lago. can i just get an explanation on the world record for solving a rubik's cubes. >> do you think there's no multiple why don't we heard is that you will not say rubik's cube, but this isn't just spelling >> you want me to use it in the senate. >> gets rubik i think it's reuben its own matters. slap the answer it doesn't matter i want to change my was once a tech by lizard at mar-a lago. >> let's see the attack police fire. >> i respectfully disagree. is the portion about subjecting who we charged criminally in this country and making this by popular demand. it doesn't work that having you're everyone was climate got about a lizard on live television that just happened on live television giant live very, very well. i don't think it's okay. i'm fine somebody grabs your leg at

mar a-lago was probably done. >> that was like curious. we'll be back after the break before election day, vice president harris bases voters and takes to pressing questions, lie. anderson cooper moderates a cnn presidential town hall, kamala harris, wednesday at nine eastern on cnn i didn't have to spend my life trying to find my carlin mine phone mean that earth the age he was just a matter of how good i could get and how farro would go ran or callings to build trucks when you find on your call, nothing can stop you from answering days, get $4,000 cash allowance on the purchase of most 2025 i have ram 1,500 trucks. don't miss ramp hour days. hurrian today patients who have sensitive teeth but