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>> welcome. welcome to have i got news for you. i'm roy wood jr.. in the news this week. this is how it starts. >> there are two people who have died. um. >> a tourist has a confusing experience at madame tussauds wax museum. >> all these people are real. are they alive? and can they write an email? >> white women get the pep talk they needed to thrive in 25. >> to not give up, to not look down. to not end up in the container store like i did for three weekends in a row. >> on evers team tonight. you know, from kids in the hall. fargo, a news radio. fun fact he was the one who first said to

joe rogan, have you ever heard of these things called podcasts? it's dave foley. and joining michael, she's the representative from texas 30th congressional district. and if she's got good posture, that's because lately she's the only democrat with a spine. it's congresswoman jasmine crockett. all right, let's get to the biggest stories of the week. amber and dave, i'll start with you. i'm going to show you a clip package referencing a major news event from this week. you looked at the package. tell me, what is the story? >> helicopters. where aren't they? that's a russian flag. and that's ukraine flag. there's a contract and no, no, no, there was a deal that was going to be signed between the united states and the ukraine. uh, it's called they're calling it a deal. it was it was more of like an extortion. um. to sign over the rare earth minerals.

vibranium. yeah. yes. >> you had points right up to vibranium. >> yeah. >> yes. that is the story, mr. zelenskyy, the ukrainian president, came to washington to nail out a deal over rare earth minerals. and then it went completely off the rails. question off the top. how did trump greet the ukrainian president, who is, as of right now, still america's ally? >> a chest bump. it's not impossible. >> not. yeah, not. >> trump greeted president zelenskyy with a customary american nagging. >> gesture. >> ready? close. how are you? pretty sure. >> he's all dressed up today,. >> my country is at. >> war. >> i need to be dressed in war., i can't. >> go traditionally, diplomatic attire requires a tie that covers your balls. >> you want me to be tough? i can be tougher than any human being you've ever seen. i'd be so tough.

>> you're right. his tie is covering his. >> body. >> and may i say, did you not find that comforting? >> if trump is bad cop who was in there playing good cop? >> there wasn't one. >> it was vice president jd vance who rolled out the ohio hospitality like this. >> for four years. the united states of america. we had a president who stood up at press conferences and talked tough about vladimir putin. and then putin invaded ukraine and destroyed a significant chunk of the country. what makes america a good country? is america engaging in diplomacy. that's what president trump is doing. >> vance said. what he had to say to zelenskyy hit him with the old, well. actually. >> can i ask you.? >> sure. yeah. >> yeah. okay, so. he had departed, uh, our parts, big parts of ukraine, parts of east and crimea. so he occupied it on 2014. those times was obama,

then president obama, then president trump, then president biden, now president trump. and god bless. now president trump will stop him. but during 2014, nobody stopped him. he just occupied and took he killed people. >> you know what? who facts are rude. >> well, sometimes you got to ukraine splain to people. >> that's he came in, laid it out and tied them up in their own words. in his fourth language. yeah, that is how easy it is. >> yeah. >> zelenskyy said what he had to say here was vance in response. >> with respect, i think. >> it's disrespectful for you to come into the oval office and try to litigate this in front of the american media. right now, you guys are going around and forcing conscripts to the front lines because you have manpower problems. you should be thanking the president for trying to bring an end to this conflict. >> oh, thank you for letting your dog in my yard.

>> thank you. >> now, jd told zelenskyy you should be thanking me now. how do you think zelenskyy responded to that? >> i'm pretty sure he realized the error of his ways here and. >> take 80% of our natural wealth. >> yes. yeah. >> zelenskyy clap back with this. >> conflict to ukraine. did you say what problems we have? >> hey. >> have you ever been there before? have you been to ukraine? to which jd vance said. >> i've actually watched. >> and seen the stories and i know what happens is you bring people, you bring them on a propaganda tour. mr. president. >> if you watch it, you've been there. i watched star wars, man. i've been to the dagobah system, i've been to. >> tatooine. >> i've been there. >> have you been there? >> i've seen the stories. i didn't have the time to read them. >> and i'm sure that, you know, they have a trip planned, because obviously joe biden did it. so of course they're going to walk and see what's going. >> yeah, yeah.

>> yeah. >> as soon as there's a trump tower, they can stay at. >> absolutely, absolutely. >> if you want to know how zelenskyy's handling all of this, just watch his eyebrows. anytime you see him on camera in america, just look at his eyebrows right here. >> they respect me. let me tell you. >> my eyebrows get me in. >> trouble, too. >> it's like in a cartoon where your eyebrows raise up off of your head. that's how high the mugs got. >> there was a metaphor trump kept coming back to over and over. >> he said, you don't have good cards. you're not playing good cards. and zelenskyy took some offense to that. >> he had the nerve to say, we're not playing cards. >> imagine that. >> and pointed out they were a what's it called, fighting a war? >> uh. >> here's the exact analogy trump kept making. >> you don't have the cards right now with us. you start having cards. cards right now you don't. when you're playing.

>> cards. >> you're playing cards. you're gambling with the lives of millions of people. you're gambling with world war iii. >> what are you speaking about? what is this? why are you such an. >> to me? >> what was the moment after this? >> there's more. >> was. oh, right. seriously? whoa! >> were the meeting really, really went off the rails? see, that was just off the rail. that was on the rails, off the rails. and then it went really, really off the rails. >> a bear came in and bought everyone. what else? >> it was this exchange where zelenskyy landed a punch. let's see if y'all can see where it exactly happened. >> you invited me. >> you didn't have our military equipment. this war would have been over in two weeks. >> in three days? i heard it from putin in three days. >> woo woo. >> now i will say the one good thing about this meeting is that when they do that reunion show with andy cohen, it's going to be. >> good. >> yeah, but it should have ended with zelenskyy snatching his wig. >> that, that would have been

appropriate. yeah. >> so fox put a pretty good spin on what happened. here's what fox news said. >> the lunch that they were supposed to have is sitting right outside the hallway, and the press staffers are going to be eating that lunch. >> what do you all think the consequences are going to be from all of this? >> it's going to be really bad. i mean, i do believe that putin did win, right? like he literally has the president of the united states under his finger. >> i would like to point out it's i don't think it's his finger that trump is under. i can see where you might make the mistake. >> it's still where does your mind go? >> the places. >> michael and jasmine. >> okay. >> i will show you all a clip and you all tell me what is the story? >> all righty. that's the capital. that's where you work. and that's a calculator. and they're saying yes. >> voting. we're voting. yes. i think it's got to do with our budget vote. it didn't go too

well for us. you know, us americans didn't go too well for us. >> this week. the house just barely approved president trump's budget resolution, which is the first step towards enacting his legislative agenda. technically, it was called resolution 14. but what other name have people been using? >> project 2025? >> good. >> good guess. yeah. >> it's a good guess, but let's hear the answer. >> one big beautiful bill. >> one big beautiful bill. >> a big beautiful bill. >> a big, beautiful bill. okay. like that's the president's phrase and i've adopted it. in fact, i have it tattooed on my chest here. i could show you. >> big beautiful bill. is bill de blasio's tinder username. >> who's your best republican friend? >> oh, i don't want to add them. >> ha! >> there was one sole republican who voted no on the big beautiful bill. does anyone

know? is it the one that, like you? >> the representative was thomas massie. >> thomas massie from kentucky, seen here watching the girl of his dreams marry somebody else. here he is before the vote. >> if the republican plan passes under the rosiest assumptions, which aren't even true, we're going to add $328 billion to the deficit this year. why would i vote for that. >> congresswoman. why don't the other republicans know math? >> like this isn't about like doing what's right by the american people. and the one thing that i will say is i disagree with his overall, but i agree with the fact that he at least stood for something, and the rest of them don't stand for what they claim to be. >> can you give that same exact speech. >> to hakeem jeffries the next time you.

>> see him? >> y'all cannot beat up on my leader. >> what did the budget resolution that was passed this week say about medicaid? >> medicaid is for losers. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> it said absolutely nothing. watch. >> do a word search for medicaid on the on the resolution that we passed last night. you will not find. >> it now americans might need their medicaid soon because earlier this week, elon musk delivered some exciting medical news at trump's first official cabinet meeting. musk admitted that at least one doge cut was a mistake. >> so, for example, with usaid, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola. ebola prevention. i think we all want ebola prevention. >> now, that's the accent i hear. and i start running. >> yeah. >> turns out everybody should be very concerned about ebola, because even though musk says ebola prevention has been restored, officials say that's

not true. usaid said that, quote, the teams and contractors that would be deployed to fight an ebola outbreak have been dismantled. now, with all of these cuts happening with doge and the mistakes being made, everybody's, of course, asking the question, who the hell is in charge of doge? who is the person pulling the strings? who's the puppet master of doge? >> it's obviously elon musk. >> i'm with you. >> that can't be true because trump said he isn't. uh. and why? why would why why would he lie? >> the administrator of the department of government efficiency is actually amy gleason, seen here hearing the words. actually, i am the manager. but a lot of people are wondering whether or not amy's really all in on doge. uh, what

makes people question amy's dedication to the job. >> that she runs a tj maxx? >> oh, my god, i was going to say the same thing. >> oh, wow. >> i was going to say she looks like a manzanita. >> yeah. >> a lot of people are questioning amy's dedication to doge. here's the reason why. >> when we reached her by phone yesterday, gleason said she was in mexico and declined to further comment. adriana. >> all right, i wonder what she's doing in mexico. >> first 100 days of the new administration. interesting. >> maybe official business. >> could be. >> could be, maybe not. >> yes. the new york times confirmed this week gleason was scheduled to be on vacation in mexico. you know what? i'm gonna defend old tj maxx on this one. doge firing. people don't even know they're getting fired. how do you even know you got hired. >> for doge? >> you just got the job. all of a sudden, out of the blue. and, you know, she put that deposit down for that mexico trip two years ago. this is not a person

that gets travel insurance. >> mhm. >> congresswoman, how do you think the constituents are responding. >> to the. no they're not feeling it like the republicans are like guess what. we don't want to do this anymore. we're not going home. we are hiding from our constituents because they are coming out of the woodwork. >> let's take a look at a recent town hall hosted by wisconsin rep scott fitzgerald. >> there is no law and there is no order, and there are no consequences. nobody is held to account. >> the end result of the fraud and abuse that has been discovered already? >> no. >> they booed that boy like the apollo. >> they. >> oh my god. here's what happened down in georgia. >> when you. >> talk about tyranny, when you talk about presidential power, i remember having the same discussion with republicans when biden was elected. >> let's get through this, congressman. hey.

>> hey, hey. >> i've seen game of thrones two. >> thank you. >> game of thrones is a wrong reference to make because after they said shame, shame, shame, they threw water on that. >> labe. >> amber, let me pose a hypothetical question to you. let's just say you're a gop elected official and you just saw these two town halls go terrible and your town hall is coming up. >> tomorrow. >> how would you prepare for that town hall? >> i would also go in there. i would get my handed to me, and then i would go to trump and be like, look what i did for you, mama. >> now that's one strategy. but a lot of gop officials have responded to voter pushback by just canceling their town hall meetings all together. >> that's a. good idea. that's a really good idea. yeah. >> is there any reason for an elected official to not have face to face communication with the people that elected them?

>> you know, what's really sad is that literally, collectively, they are hurting their own constituents. they always want to say food stamps is about the black people, right? in the urban centers. and the facts are that when we look at rural america, they use more snap benefits than anybody. and guess what? we talked about medicaid, but we didn't talk about the fact it's not mentioned in the bill either. but they're also going after snap. and the way that they couched it is for ag. they said, fine, over $400 billion. well that's snap. and then for energy and commerce, they said well find over 880. that means it's medicaid. so we know what they meant. but they didn't want to put it in writing. and instead what they did is they went out and lied. >> can i just make a suggestion? i would be more than happy for the four of us to not say another word and just give you the rest of the. >> hour. >> just., just. you know?

>> there's one democrat that stood up to elon musk this week. who was that democrat? >> uh. >> i think it was jazz rock. right? >> jamie crockett. >> we're going to go with jasmine crockett. >> i'm a i'm a say, hakeem jeffries. >> uh. >> who was it? >> um, here's the answer. >> if you could speak directly to elon musk, what would you say? >> off. >> we'll be right back. >> this cnn original. have i got news for you is brought to you by harbor freight. whatever you do, do it for less. at harbor freight. >> you might know harbor freight for affordability. you might not know performance and durability. go along with it. we test and then we test again. now it's time to put us to the test. whatever you do, do it for less.

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come to you. >> 882 one 4000. >> welcome back. >> it's time for life. curious. the rules are simple. i give you three biographical details about a public figure. but only one is the truth. and you have to guess which is the truth and which are dirty, filthy, nasty lies. let's begin. three facts about s.a.g. award winner timothee chalamet. our facts are he was baptized by moby. had a youtube channel where he modified xbox controllers. his high school nickname was the salamander. which one is the truth? >> we are reading this. the boy said xbox controllers. now that's an added detail that makes me think that it's number two. >> oh, okay. >> all right. >> i want to go with baptized by moby because it's so implausible. >> but do we know? >> we don't know anything. we

don't know anything about moby or timothee chalamet. >> we don't. >> number one, baptized by moby. >> it's number two. the xbox controller. >> there you go. >> here's 20. tim showing off a modified xbox controller. >> what's good youtube. this is my controller 360 with the controller of the week. here's red tiger. started it yesterday. finished it today. it looks nice. it looks sexy. >> that. >> that is vintage salamander. >> man. >> timothee chalamet is something of a renaissance man. what are some of his other hobbies? >> trying to grow the rest of that mustache. >> amongst his other habits, timothee chalamet got bars. >> it's lil timmy tim. i am a boss. you really like my shirt. should i take it off? see me with a girl. and you know it's getting cuddly. see me in the hallway. and you know i hit my

dougie. feel good music. i'm bringing it back. what's wrong with that kid? does he think that he's black? >> he. >> looks like she should have done that at the end. >> ooh. >> you said that weren't going to be any more bad stories. >> you know, there is a role to be played by white. shame. um. >> time now for three facts about house speaker mike johnson, seen here imagining himself riding a dinosaur. our facts about mike johnson are. one, he played washboard in a zydeco band. two he refuses emojis for religious reasons. three he blamed the fall of rome on excessive gayness. excessive gayness? >> jasmyn's nodding your head at the same time, i started nodding my head. three yep. >> we're going with three. >> three over here. >> i'm going to argue that we

should go for played washboard in a zydeco band, because if you have no musical talent, that's the instrument to go. >> for. >> we choose number one. >> yeah. >> the answer is number three. mike johnson. mike johnson blamed the fall of rome on excessive gayness. here's mike johnson with his theory. >> many historians, those who are objective, would look back and recognize and give some credit to the fall of rome, to not only the deprivation of the society and the loss of morals, but also to the rampant, you know, homosexual behavior. >> johnson's theory on the fall of rome has been called, quote, totally baseless. and of course, gladiator tried to blame the fall of rome on denzel washington. denzel. as you can see, they're being robbed of an oscar nomination. speaking of the roman empire, does anybody know what denzel washington thinks of the roman empire? >> it better not also be homophobic, because i can't

take. >> it. >> is it homophobic? >> are you. >> scared? >> i'm sorry. i'm bad. >> the answer is denzel doesn't think about the roman empire at. >> all. >> here's a clip of denzel learning about the tick tock meme that he does not like. >> are you familiar with this sort of meme of like, how often men think about the roman empire? has anybody been asking you about that? it was like this thing that like men think about it once a day. >> about the roman empire. >> yeah. >> men think about the roman. no, not all men. >> but i do have a real question. what is excessive gayness? >> like. >> am i? am i doing it right now? is it. >> this? >> is it. >> time for three facts about jodie foster. a facts are she was attacked by a lion. no. she

collects tires from famous movie cars like herbie or the batmobile. she was the 11th person in america to test positive for covid 19. ooh. one is the truth. which is it? >> i'm going with one. >> you like one? >> i feel. >> like my teammate likes one. we're going with one. >> i was leaning towards one. >> now, dave, did you see what roy did? he added extra details to number two. >> did he? >> i think he did that to throw us off the scent. >> because the last time it was to draw us in. >> yeah. >> so now we feel confident. >> yeah. >> in having decoded his secret language. >> you think you're. >> so slick, roy. you're not roy. >> you will not with our minds. we're going to go for three. then we're going to go for three. >> number one is the answer. jodie foster was attacked by a lion on the set of the 1972 film napoleon, and samantha. here's foster describing her experience on the jonathan ross show.

>> i remember. >> seeing his mane. he came around me and he picked me up by the hip and turned me around and shook me around, and i was sideways. and i remember thinking, oh, this is an earthquake. then i guess what i was told is that the trainer yelled, drop it! and the lion was, you know, acquiesced and went dropped. they dropped me. >> i think i think jodie foster surviving a lion attack is a perfect example of excessive gayness. >> mhm. >> this has been like, curious. it's time now for missing words. okay. captains, i'm going to give your team some recent news headlines with key words cut out. and you'll have to fill in the blanks to give us the full story. here's your headline. ice hockey ref gets standing ovation after. a.i. from the hockey country. >> dave. so i've seen the clip. uh, he got a standing ovation

after being hit in the balls with the puck. >> oh. >> because hockey fans love ironic ovations. >> yeah. >> and ice hockey ref gets standing ovation after suffering every man's worst nightmare, which is getting hit in the balls. take a look. >> obviously you see kerfoot. >> he knows where the net is, but what he doesn't know is that the official is standing right there in the line of fire. he just got a great, great round of applause from the crowd here at delta center. >> he should have just laid on the ice to i.c.e. his balls. >> why else have people been paying extra attention to hockey as of late? >> they're booing the american national anthem. they are up in our 51st state, which i find very unpatriotic. >> exactly. >> hockey is all the buzz

because of international games between the u.s. and canada have been grounds for both countries to protest each other in light of trump's threats to annex canada. and to be fair, if you say to somebody that you're going to make them american. them's fighting words. and yes, you're correct. americans have booed the canadian national anthem. show me that first. >> oh. >> that's good. >> that's good. and then, of course, the clap back. >> oh. >> all i can tell you is, do you know how hard it is for canadians to be that rude? we will be saying sorry for years to come. >> remember when we had french fries and we was mad at france and. oh, they're freedom fries. what american item are canadians renaming because they tired of

our? >> ooh! >> american cheese. >> oh, not american cheese. >> oh, no. >> um. >> new york bagels. >> oh. >> the answer is coffee. apparently, some coffee shops in canada have been rebranding their americano as a canadian. >> i love it. >> that's dumb. celine dion was right there. here's your headline, man caught with cocaine stash under blank in colombia. >> under his mustache. >> i know this one. >> congresswoman, you want to take a stab at this? >> under his weak. >> arm. >> man caught with cocaine, stashed under toupee in colombia. authorities found over $10,000 worth of cocaine hidden in the hairpiece of a passenger trying to board a flight from cartagena to amsterdam. and yes, there's footage. >> yay! okay.

>> well, i, i hear that they became suspicious because his lice were unusually agitated. >> at least his situation wasn't as bad as my man who tried to smuggle it like this. >> a man was busted. >> in spain for trying to smuggle illegal drugs in a pretty obvious way. if you can't guess in these photos shared by investigators, the colombian man tried to sweep a pound of cocaine under the rug. and by rug, we mean the one on his head. his toupee? yeah. he stuck out like a sore thumb. so cops quickly arrested him. >> he wasn't wearing that blindfold. he would have seen how ridiculous. >> it looked. >> that's missing words. more after the break. >> cooked books.

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>> oh. >> that's fyre fest founder billy mcfarland. who did he offend? >> i know that he announced a second fyre festival. >> oh my gosh. >> so who would be offended by that? people who went to the first one and they were like, don't do it. points. >> all right. yeah. >> billy mcfarland offended fyre festival one by announcing fyre festival two. y'all remember the first one? he was promised a concert out in the beach, and then all they got was airport sandwiches. >> you come to fyre festival two. don't be talking about where's the music? i don't want to hear anything about i'm hungry. >> or i want a toilet. >> yeah. >> don't bring that here. >> tickets for the new fyre festival range from $1,400 to $1.1 million. now, the question is, will what do i get for 1400 to $1.1 million? >> i would hate to say in front of people what i expect for that

kind of money. >> here's billy hyping the event. >> we're going to have artists. across electronic, hip hop, pop and rock. we might have a professional skateboarder do a demonstration. >> you say we. >> might have. >> are any of these for sure haves? >> what makes fyre so cool is that we are selling the experience of fire. i want to be one of the first festivals that can sell out with no artists. >> we had more at my daughter's middle school fundraiser. >> than that. >> am i the only person that just kind of appreciates just a good old fashioned, clear cut, perfectly explained scam? >> and should we be that freaked out about fire two when we're living through trump two. >> that's exactly. >> right. >> yes, sir. >> all right, let's see your offender. that is jeff bezos. >> yeah. >> uh, who did bezos offend? >> everybody who's got intellect? um, no, i mean, seriously. so as the owner of the washington post, he decided

no op editors if they are going to talk bad about the orange one. >> points on this side, points. >> one points. >> so. jeff offended first amendment fans and former washington post opinion page editor david shipley seen here remembering the good old days when you. could get a decent apple at whole foods. >> mhm. >> bezos announced that the washington post opinion page would be revamped to focus on liberties and free markets, saying, quote, viewpoints opposing those pillars will be left to be published by others. so the newspaper that covered the watergate scandal, the pentagon papers, has basically turned into an incel subreddit. that's basically. >> um. >> what we're looking at. he did everything. he could just take garfield out for being. anti monday's. if you're going. >> to do that. >> this isn't the only news from old jeffrey bezos this week. does anyone know what out of this world announcement he just made? >> he swore that he was going to shoot a bunch of women up into space on a rocket shaped like a.

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