leave you all alone ♪ >> that's not a blues aesthetic, that's an american aesthetic. you couldn't get more american than new orleans. >> larry: tonight, chelsea handler rips on cheaters. tears into the mistresses. >> look at my [ bleep ]. okay? >> larry: reveals her own sexcapades. >> no one wakes up looking this magical. >> larry: walks on her knees, sleeps with her boss, breaks up with them, and then keeps their job. the broad has no shame. >> i want to know what you drink to keep your body like that

because what i drink is not working. >> larry: keep you talking. >> hope not. >> really? >> larry: next on "larry king live." >> larry: chelsea handler is here. she's the star of "chelsea lately" on e. and a "new york times" best-selling author "chelsea chelsea bang bang." a runaway best seller. she's come down our little runway. >> thank you for having me. that's quite an introduction. >> larry: you were with us, you were at the spelling mansion. >> you had me go and do a tour of candy spelling's mansion. >> larry: was that one of the highlights of my career. >> one of my ridiculous highlights of my career. >> larry: never been in. >> it was amazing. i didn't get to see all of it. >> larry: would you live there? >> with her in the house or not?

i don't think so. i don't think i need a house that big. >> larry: 500th episode of chelsea lately is this month. do you have a special program planned for april 13? >> we don't plan that far in advance. we don't take our show seriously enough. >> larry: you're thinking of 500? >> we are, excited. it goes by quickly as you know. >> larry: 25 years. >> if we could get david hasselhoff or paula abdul. >> larry: those are your top two? >> oh yeah. >> larry: talk show host shouldn't humiliate their guests. they should let the guests humiliate themselves. is that your method? you just give enough rope? >> i like to -- yes. i don't think it's fair to invite somebody in to your living room and then to secure them or make fun of them. they're coming in to your house, so to speak, and i think it's nice to be as pleasant as

possible. if they're on their way to making a fool out of themselves, not to get in the way. >> larry: do you have an agenda? >> not really. i don't have an agenda. >> larry: you're in a war of words, i understand, with one of jesse james' mistresses, michelle "the bombshell" mcgee. you fired back on some comments she made about your looks. check this out. >> one of the writers said she wrote on her facebook page, chelsea made a comment about me. i said she doesn't read magazines which would make sense since she basically has one on her fail. and she goes -- it's funny, chelsea. and she goes on to write, chelsea, some free advice. use some of thabo tox from your forehead and put it in your f b flabby arm skin. i've seen better wings than a bucket of kfc chicken. until you've dipped my wings in

11 herbs and spices and blue cheese dressing, and -- first of all, look at my forehead -- >> larry: this is relevant to the growth of our society? >> this is important, larry. >> larry: why? >> i'm a number one "new york times" best-selling author. >> larry: why is it important? >> the feud is not important. the show is very silly. i like to poke fun at myself and i like to poke fun at others. so when somebody like that makes a comment about me, i like to stand up for myself. >> larry: you should. >> outspoken and a comedian. you shouldn't say anything to me unless you're ready to hear back. >> larry: you have her on the show? >> no, i wouldn't. >> larry: she's become a personality? >> no, there's a level that i don't want to go to. we experimented with that a little bit when the show started. we've been around a couple of years and we're starting to get our feet underneath us, our feet wet, i should say, she's not the type of person.

like heidi and spencer montag are proud -- whatever their names are -- herpes 1 and her bees ii. i don't want them on the show either. it speaks volume about the kind of person i am. a silly show but not a gross show. >> larry: were you a funny kid? did you laugh in class? >> i don't know if people found me amusing. i thought i was hilarious. people thought we were annoying. >> larry: we don't associate pretty women with funny? >> are you hitting on me right now? >> larry: no, i'm not hitting on you. >> we expect pretty women not to be funny. >> that's a lot of pretty funny women out there. >> larry: that's different. that's pretty funny women. >> got it. >> larry: what do you make of this jesse james-sandra bullock thing. >> tiger woods, that happened and you were stunned by the amount of women that came out and it just kept coming.

it was a snowball effect. and you just look at him with such -- i, myself, lost a ton of respect for him with just the lazy p that it was conducted and not thinking about your children and your family. then when another person that's in the spotlight this happens to, it's just kind of -- it's like something is going around, you know? people are hornier than ever or something. i love sandra bullock. i think everybody loves her. she's had an amazing year. you hope she's going to figure this out and be okay. i have a lot of sympathy for her. more than i have for the swedish woman married to tiger woods? >> larry: why not for her? >> because i feel like the way she's -- i don't know why? i've seen sandra bullock in more movies, i'm not really sure. i just like sandra bullock. i think everybody likes sandra bullock. >> larry: anybody cheat on you?

oh. >> probably? >> larry: do you know? >> yeah. yes. in high school. i don't think people come forward with that information. oh, no, i wrote about it in my first book. my english boyfriend, i walked in on him with two girls, actually. >> he was british? >> yeah. >> larry: how did you react seeing him with two girls? >> i called the police, first of all. >> larry: that's a crime? >> in my book it feels. i think i keyed a car. i was angry. when you're 41, you're going to behave that way when somebody that you trust and love cheats on you. i try not to cheat on my boyfriends when i have them. >> larry: you're a monogamous person? >> i try to be, yeah. a good way to be. >> larry: do you believe in sexual addiction? we did a whole show on it last night? oh oh did you? >> larry: do you think there is such a thing? >> i don't know, i think maybe there must be. i think it's a form of -- i don't know what it's a form of. i think it's more common for a map than for a woman to be

addicted to having sex. we're so over it by a certain time. when it's new and exciting, it's fun and great. men constantly have to search for that, not that women don't, but more so, men need that rush of feeling like -- loin conquest. >> look what i did to you, hmm, boom, boom. >> larry: as in the title of your book. >> that's bang, bang. >> larry: same thing, isn't it? >> yeah. >> larry: why isn't chelsea on "dancing with the stars" and who's going to the white house correspondence dinner with the scoop, straight from chelsea after the break.

>>. >> larry: kate gosselin is competing on this season's "dancing with the stars." the judges don't think she can dance and she's being branded an offstage drama queen diva. watch. >> teaching ever before. >> all it was was the fact that i wanted to see. >> it was my fault. this whole thing. >> you're not hearing what i'm saying. and what i'm saying is -- >> i heard you all day. >> i'm done -- i'm done today. >> no more mr. nice guy. i'm done. i quit. >> i don't get it. >> larry: a star.

>> she is a star, larry. >> larry: what's your reaction to her? >> i think it's a statement of where we kind of are in this world along with the part i play with it which i take responsibility for. >> larry: you put yourself in the same class? >> no, absolutely not. i would never marry an asian man. i don't like the people that are famous because of something like that. >> larry: because of being famous. >> she had a lot of children. she doesn't seem like the nicest person in the world. i don't know what kind of mother has that many children -- i don't know how many children she's up to right now would be on "dancing with the stars" the rehearsals are laborious. it's four to six hours a day. you have eight children. that's important. >> larry: why are we as a society fascinated by her? >> not sure. i wonder that when you see

somebody like her on the cover of magazines it's scary. so many people are out there doing valuable work. you look to "people" magazine to be a nice magazine to go to as real story. not like a "star" or "us" weekly. they have someone with plastic surgery on the front. it's what consumers want. why else are they doing it? it's important to let people have to have their 15 and let them go. >> she's gotten a lot of minutes, so hopefully they'll be up with this "dancing with the stars" tour. >> larry: you turned down "dancing with the stars," correct? >> i have a job. i didn't need to. >> larry: did you have any inclination? a lot of people watch i. >> i don't really have a desire to dance in public, whether i'm danced in a sequin gown or not. i don't think that's really my forte. and i don't really love reality television.

i have to talk about it on my show a lot. so i absorb so much of it that i'm familiar with it. there comes a point where your i.q. comes to question. you feel like your brain is melting. you were talking about how you get to interview people every day, athletes, politicians, athletes, whatever, or philanthropists, it is why you get to do it because you get to diversify and talk about so many different aspects. >> hopefully you will retire soon so i can take over for a job like this. if i talk about kate gosselin one more year, i'm going to shoot myself in the head. >> larry: seven, eight years from now. i retire. they give it to you. they tell you, your first guest is kate gosselin. >> wow. but in a format like this, it's like you can have a real conversation. it's not so presentational. when you go on the late night shows. if you're looking at me, i can,

if we're communicating. on my show, you're presenting something. you're being funny, you're watching the late night shows, it's a joke. if i can sit down with kate gosselin and have a heart-to-heart with her, that would be interesting if i didn't have anything better going on that day. >> larry: chelsea has something about entourages. her posse is in the greenroom watching at this minute. how many people, does it take, look at this, to get chelsea on tx v. find out after the break. [ crowd gasps ]

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>> larry: in addition to everything else kelsey's doing, she's touring with her standup comedy. this saturday, she has two shows at the auditorium in minneapolis. she'll be at the gibson amphitheater in los angeles april 30. she lives in los angeles. and is that entourage still in that room there? >> that's my brother and jenny,

my friend jenny and her sister, jojo. >> larry: jenny mccarthy. april is autism month. >> larry: do you feel you need people behind you? >> no, my brother is visiting out of town. he's my cpa also. he's coming here to slap me on the wrists. >> larry: it's april 15 soon. >> he's there for that. >> larry: you will play a handler for a bratty teen in a photo shoot in "harper's bazaar." in that article, you dish about publicists. you say some are delusional. your publicist, steven devain. how did you decide he's your publicist? >> i decided he has an amazing presentation. he's going to love this. he's on camera. >> larry: wait a minute, beear going to make a star here tonight. you're now looking, ladies and gentlemen, across the world,

looking at a publicist. >> he's a great guy. his brother is a great guy. my agent, kevin devain, a big family like i do. they come from a good family. he's even handed. by doing my show, as you well know from doing your show, you deal with a lot of a-holes that are publicists. >> larry: really? >> they think they're the celebrity. and i won't mention any names although i would love to. >> larry: go ahead. >> i won't. but it's nice to have somebody -- >> larry: have you had other publicists? >> i have. i always had good publicists. he's a great guy and i wanted to take it to the next level. >> larry: in the movie, you're too young to remember it, jack lemmon, future father-in-law, asks him what he wants to do for a living is public relations and there begins a ten-minute scene that's impossible to explain, right? how do you explain a publicist? oh. >> it's hard.

you come in this business, you think of people who have publicists as ridiculous, why would you need it. you gain more and more momentum, you need somebody acting as a conduit to help you make the right decisions and help you manage your time and what will help. you write a book, you want the book to do well. you want the right publicity. you want to have a tv show, you want to come on shows like this or reach audiences you're not normally reaching. it's good to have someone with that kind of experience. >> larry: why are you so open about things like masturbating or cheating? >> that's you projecting. >> larry: i asked you because you wrote about it. >> i didn't expect you to read my book. i thought you would ask me questions about it. >> larry: i was told. >> i'm open about things like masturbating because i think it's -- i think it e's refreshi to be able to talk about things that people tell you you're not

able to talk about. when ever i talk to my girlfriends or sisters or my family about that i'm going to be able to talk to everyone about. there are certain ways that people think they need to behave and i feel like, why? we're all here to have a good time. >> larry: no taboo? >> there's base and having a good sense of humor. i don't like to be disgusting. i do, kind of. but i like to have a really good time. i like to laugh a lot and that kind of stuff makes me laugh. it might be considered potty humor, it is considered potty humor. i don't think i'm a potty person. >> larry: first and foremost, standup? >> i'm a comedian. yeah. standup isn't my one true love. i love doing my my tv show more than i do standup. >> larry: you do? >> it reaches so many more people and you're able to go and see a half hour and see it that night is a great gratification. >> larry: there's nothing like

standing on a stage by yourself and making them laugh. >> to be quite honest, i love to have people around me. >> larry: look at the green room. >> being on the stage as much as a lot of people love that alone feeling, it's love to go out to a crowd to do two shows and it's hike, i don't know, 4,000, 5,000 seats to have people screaming for you is an amazing feel, next to being a football player or something where you have a stadium or dane cook, it's a pretty great feeling. but the tv show, i think is -- >> larry: that's your baby. >> i get my friends around me. that's my favorite thing. >> larry: if you're a man and have red hair, chelsea has a special message for you. remember, there's always dye.

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welcome back. chelsea handler is our special guest. her new book is "chelsea chelsea bang bang" and she hosts chelsea lately on e. jay leno is weighing in on the recent upheaval on late night tv. he thinks conan o'brien got a

bad deal. take a look. >> conan got screwed. i got screwed. someone gets screwed, you get something left over. if you're a nurse or a cop, you're screwed out of your pension, you're screwed out of your pension. conan was treated terribly. they make a decision. conan will come back and he'll be strong. >> larry: you're a late night -- you're the only female late night host. >> mm-hmm. >> larry: what do you make of this whole leno-conan. >> it's unfortunate. conan is a great guy, hilarious, good guy. and jay leno is a great guy too. jay gave me my start in -- it's the first show i did a standup on. i've been on the show so many times and he's been great to me and i always -- i will always have a loyalty to him. unfortunate situation to be in. i don't envy either one of them. >> larry: you don't blame the

network? >> blame nbc, it was a disaster. why would you do that? it's missing the forest for the trees or whatever that saying is. >> larry: can't see the forest for the trees. >> i miss things up. >> larry: cute. >> but it's very -- it's not great to get a job like "tonight show" and have to walk away from that. that can't feel great to anybody. especially to somebody like that. he's a great guy. he will succeed. whatever show he does is going to be a huge success. and that's all i can say. i don't really -- i wasn't involved in it. >> larry: you like them both. you ever go beyond "chelsea lately". >> i think so. i'm starting to see a way out. >> larry: you want out already? >> no, i don't want out. i'm very fortunate and i have a great life. but after talking about celebrity. we were discussing earlier, so much, and it's a half-hour, a fast-paced show.

it's more like junior high compared to what jay and conan do, which is more of high school. it's more -- i would love to be able to go on and do other things when my contract is up and kind of branch out and be able to talk about politics and sports. i don't know about sports, but i'd like to be able to talk about them. >> larry: you learn a lot by asking. >> yeah. >> larry: "are you there, vodka, it's me chelsea". >> i'm chelsea and i drink. her name is belvedere. i can send you a case. you want a case? >> larry: why do you choose that brand? >> the best vodka out there. >> larry: they all taste the same. >> they don't. >> larry: bitter. >> they don't all -- have you had belvedere. >> larry: as jook key gleason said to me, if coca-cola would do for me what vodka does for me, i'd never drink vodka again. it's true. you can't say it's great taste. >> it's not the best.

it's weird because you don't think beer tastes good until you get older and you appreciate a nice cold beer after you do a long hike or something. >> larry: on a hot afternoon. >> or something ridiculous. you wrote being a redheaded man is a lose-lose situation. you didn't have conan in mind? >> i did send him a note when he moved to california saying wear sun block. >> larry: are you against redheaded member? >> in general, it's a ridiculous look. is that why you're wearing the red suspenders? >> larry: no. >> i like redheaded women. they can pull it off. redheaded men need to figure out a situation besides the one they're in. i feel strongly about it. >> larry: you could never fall in love with a redhead. >> i was involved with a redhead for a short period of time. >> larry: how? you hate them? >> i slipped into a situation i

couldn't get myself out of. i documented it. one of those bocks. >> larry: what was it like in the morning? >> it feels bright, very bright. it wasn't pretty. >> larry: we'll be right back with chelsea. don't go away. what do you think?

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kick, chewy. watch. >> i like it when he puts his pinky out. that's how he does his pinky when he drinks shirley temples. >> taking the test next month for u.s. citizenship, thank you very much. >> cover your ears, chewy. i'm trying to make him feel like he's a full grown. if he sees something about his little fingers, i don't want you to know he's different. >> check yourself before you wet yourself. >> stupid. >> larry: how did you come up with the true master? >> well -- i like that. i -- i like little people and i li like corpulent people. i like big heads and big bodies on small things. >> larry: let's examine that. >> i don't know what it is. some people would call it a

fetish. >> larry: would you date men smaller than you? >> no, no sex with them, no. >> larry: what's the fascinat n fascination? >> i want to squeeze them like fat babies. >> larry: you wouldn't date a midget? >> no, or a baby. i like little people. he's so cute to look at. >> larry: how did you find him? >> i said go get me a little nugget. and they came back. >> larry: they found chewy. >> they brought back a couple. but no one was shaped like him. >> larry: where? >> the nugget factory. he was living in mexico. now he's living the high life. i truly love him. he's part of my family but i do like to abuse him. >> larry: you do. >> verbally. >> larry: you get some sort of kick out of that. >> i have a thing for hefty -- i like fat people. >> larry: you posed in bikinis, right? in magazines? how do you look at yourself.

were you a very sexy person? >> do you think i'm sexy? >> larry: yeah. >> i have a lot of confidence. that could be sexy to some and a turnoff to others. but i don't look at -- i don't know how to look at myself. i haven't thought about that question, which is probably a good thing. >> larry: are you a good girlfriend -- >> in bed? >> larry: are you good in bed? >> a b. a solid b. that's on a good day. >> larry: there's no a. are you a good girlfriend? >> i could be a good girlfriend, yeah. i'm a lot to handle. but i think i give a lot too. i reciprocate well. >> larry: want to be a mother? >> not that i know of? >> larry: why not? >> i have a lot of nieces and nephews. i have eight or nine now. i love them so much. they give me like, you know, a lot of joy and happiness and a lot of that joy and happiness comes from walking away when

they are in a bad mood. you know, you get the best of them when you're their aunt. i get the best of them. i don't know if i would want a child to have to deal with my life or me. i don't know if that's fair. i would rescue a child. if there was one that needed a better home, then i would totally take a child in. but procreating doesn't sound so appealing to me. >> larry: really? >> yeah. >> larry: an instinct of a woman. >> i don't have that instinct. i have an instinct to be maternal towards a child or any young thing. >> larry: or anything with a big head and round body. >> larry: if god could guarantee me that i would have some ridiculously-sized headed baby, yeah, i would go for it. >> larry: if you knew you could have a baby with a big head and round body, you'd take both of them. >> yes. if i could make my own nugget, i would do that. >> larry: that would take quite an epidural. who's hollywood's next train wreck, chelsea will give us a clue next.

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>> larry: we have a call. let's take it. ontario, go ahead.

>> craig: hello. >> larry: go ahead, take it. i just want to ask -- ask -- >> chelsea. >> larry: who -- who out there makes you laugh? >> who makes me laugh? not people that are trying to, usually. my friends make me laugh, but there's always people who are trying to be funny like david hasselhoff or paula abdul. >> larry: why do you meng that? >> i should come up with a better answer. it's become a pat one. i get a lot of humor out of things not meant to be humorous. >> larry: you see things funny. >> i see things funny that a lot of people would take seriously. >> larry: humor is a turn-on to you, a man is funny. >> yeah, absolutely. i have a man that i can keep up with and be quick and go back and forth. >> larry: you think you're intimidating to date? >> on television, pretty, stand up.

you think it's hard for a guy to come forward and ask you out? >> i wouldn't ask me out. no one is asking me out. >> larry: you sit home saturday night and not working. >> i sit back and rewrite "the golden girls." >> larry: vanity fair once described you as a comic with a beverly hills bimbo look and a bent mouth. >> i don't know if i take it as a compliment but it's true. i do have a boarish melt mouth. i talk the way i talk. my father told me i talk like a truck driver and i realizeded maybe i am a truck driver. >> larry: maybe you are. >> that's what i was born to do. i have intelligent thoughts and things to say. i like combining the intelligent thoughts with toilet humor. i think the two things can live together in a nice happy space

as long as you conduct yourself with -- in the right manner. >> larry: who's the next celebrity train wreck, do you think? >> i don't know. there's a lot of little kids out there that are getting a lot of fame. i had justin weeker on my show. he came and he's confident for a 16-year-old. >> larry: how did that happen? >> they like to go to the mall and listen to boys play music. you have young sons, do they have hair that hangs in their eyes. >> larry: it's coming. >> at 13. watch out for it. it's very difficult when you see these people, you know, to be successful so early, i don't know how you sustain that. >> larry: too much too soon. >> i didn't get real success in my mind until i was probably 30, 28, 30. and i waited tables for a long time and i appreciate it. >> larry: what kind of restaurant? >> all restaurants i was fired from.

>> larry: for being incompetent. >> pitchy. >> larry: so i sat down -- i'm a quick decider. if i sat down and locked a it the menu, what would you do? >> i would compliment you on your suspenders. second, i would say, you ear pretty straightforward. so if somebody's lingering and they're at lunch and they act hike it's an affair and they can't figure out what they're going to have -- i say make up your mind, you mess. i don't like people taking that long a decision about lunch. >> larry: doesn't that hurt tips? >> i didn't get great tips. i was efficient. i didn't want to talk about it too long. >> larry: chelsea is from new jersey. what does she make of the hit show "jersey shore" next.

>> larry: chelsea, you were born and raised in new jersey. it's a setting for a number of reality shows right now including mtv's jersey shore. watch the sample. >> two girls upstairs and two girls downstairs. >> what's going to go down?

oh. >> i don't play this game anymore. >> they want to put me in jail. >> this summer is going to be awesome. i just need to sit back and enjoy the ride. >> this is the best place on earth. >> larry: there's also "real housewives of new jersey." what do you make of this jersey thing? >> i'm from new jersey so i'm proud to be from new jersey. i'm from a nice part. there are parts of new jersey that look like the jersey shore and what's depicted on that show. it's pretty -- it can be pretty crazy. so, when people get upset and say, oh, people from new jersey get mad about the depiction and they say, oh, how can you say that, they say, i'm from there. they say things like that. >> larry: because it's a cross between new york and pennsylvania? >> yeah, someone told me that, it's like the middle child of those states. maybe, i didn't see all of new jersey like that. but these reality shows all -- i mean, they're allry dick hous i.

why not get new jersey in the mix. >> larry: cheap, though. >> cheap. >> larry: how do you see new jersey? >> livingston. >> larry: that's upper class. >> my parents were right beneath middle class. >> larry: a successful five-star chef gave streets of his hometown in india. he delivers food and care to hundreds of india's most destitute for free and he does it three times a day, 365 days a year. watch. >> because of the poverty india faces, so many people are being abandoned. i saw a man eating his own human waste for food. it really hurt me so much. i was working for a five-star hotel as the chef, but the old man changed everything. my name is t. krishman.

i feed and care for the abandoned and mentally ill. i get up at 4:00 in the morning. every meal is being prepared fresh. people are waiting for us. they totally rely on the food which we give. we are feeding almost about 400 people three meals a day around the clock. the happiness i see in their face keeps me going. i take energy from them. i want to save my people and i feel this is the purpose of my life. >> larry: amazing. 1.2 million free hot meals served since 2002. to tour the home where krishman plans to house those he serves or to nominate someone you think is changing the world, go to cnn.com/heroes. more with chelsea handler on april fools' day. best coverage in america- including a 100,000 mile powertrain warranty. that's 40,000 more miles than ford.

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how often do you work out and does chewy spot you? this is only from seacrest? >> i do a lot of pilates to try to keep me together. and chewy doesn't spot me. >> larry: what does that mean, spot? >> it means your workout partner, ryan works out a lot. a spotter is someone that helps you -- >> larry: chewy can help you? >> no. ryan's trying to be funny, and a comedian he is not. chewy can't help you. >> larry: chewy can't spot anybody? >> he's a turtle. he's an appendage. >> larry: lots about your family in your new book. by the way, your late mother was mormon and your father was jewish. >> larry: you were raised, how? >> i was raised not mormon. >> larry: does that mean you were raised jewish? >> they asked me to choose between judaism and mormonism

and one sister told me, you can't drink or have sex. >> larry: lots about your family in the new book, especially with your dad, it's not exactly father knows best stuff, but here's an example. to be very clear, this is from the book. "my father had no friends, so when he says anything intimating that he does, i know more likely than not that he's referring to one of his jamaican girlfriends. we just know he's very secretive, has a prescription for cialis and frequently has over young black jamaican women who are supposedly cleaning and hide in the bathroom when someone drops by his house unannounced." how did your father react to that? >> my father said to me when the book came out and i was doing the press for this book initially a couple weeks ago, he said, please stop telling people i'm dating my jamaican cleaning lady, because people are going to think i'm unavailable.

and i said, that's your biggest problem with the story, that you're unavailable? that you're off the market. so you're dealing with a ridiculous person. >> larry: is he in jersey? >> he's in jersey, watching right now, i'm sure. >> larry: you've broken up with your long-term boyfriend, who owns the "e!" network. we had several tweets asking if it's awkward having your ex be your boss? >> i would say, yes, it's awkward. we don't see each other, so lucky i'm in a different building than he is, so we don't see each other. >> larry: why'd you break up? >> it was just time to move out. >> larry: still love him a little? >> oh, yeah, i'll love him a lot for a long time, but it was time to -- >> larry: he would have been a nice catch. >> he was a catch for about four years while we were together. >> larry: did you live together? >> we did, we lived together. >> larry: wow. >> i had to really get my clothes in a hurry. >> larry: okay. we sent the king cam out to get some questions. here's one about chelsea's books.

watch. >> hi, i'm christina. chelsea, why do you write so many books about having sex? >> i only write one book about having sex, but it probably seems i wrote a lot more, just because by the essence of speaking about sex, people think you're having way more than you you're really -- >> larry: you aren't having a lot? >> not frequently. not as many as someone who wrote a book about. i haven't had like 100. >> larry: how is jenny mccarthy -- >> jenny mccarthy is my dear friend. it's autism awareness month and i know you do a lot on behalf of autism awareness. she works really hard and got me involved in generation rescue. so i want people to know they can go on to refresheverything.com/generation rescue. they can go on there and vote and it helps the family get $250,000, an autistic family that needs the help. and i've donated and it's an

amazing cause and i spent a lot of time with her son and what she's doing is really amazing. >> larry: if jenny were not with jim carrey, would you date him? >> would i date jim carrey? i don't know. >> larry: he's funny, he's good looking, he would seem to be everything you'd want, except he's not a midget. >> he's not nearly little enough. jim is way too tall. i like to keep my guys beneath -- you know, like the same height as chewy or ryan seacrest. >> larry: would you date ryan seacrest? >> absolutely, in a heartbeat. who wouldn't want to date ryan seacre seacrest? >> larry: well, what if we bring you two together? i'm a friend of ryan. >> do it. >> ryan doesn't want to date me. >> larry: too old? >> i'm 35. >> larry: for ryan, that's too old. but