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babies and bikini bodies. and there's this, all next on "larry king live." i'm george lopez, and i'm sitting in for larry king tonight. come on. joining us, bruce jenner, kris jenner, kim kardashian and kourtney kardashian. they star on season 5 of "keeping up with the kardashians." let's all take a look. >> this season on "keeping up with the kardashians" -- >> indianapolis, we love you! >> you have a better looking vagina than i thought. >> what? >> do you get any extra tickets for playoff games. >> laker tickets, baby. >> you guys are like dogs over meat. >> so i have to teach you to swim? >> yeah. >> this is funny to see 6'10"

point guard who can't swim. >> kim, you are the only single one? >> yeah. >> okay. >> this is kim's new bodyguard. >> we have to work professionally. >> someone wanted to get set up with you. he plays football. >> i don't want to date another football player. >> who cares? >> miles austin. >> it was the best kiss ever, you guys. >> are you still with scott? >> what about your sense of working on the relationship. >> i need to be cautious. i don't want to just let him back in the house. >> my wish would be to get the hell away from her family. >> kourt, are you moving to new york? >> she's going to leave us. >> if we're together, you don't text other [ bleep ] whores. >> this feels really good. >> you're hitting on him as much as he's hitting on you gl that's going way too far. >> i don't want my wife fooling around with some young kid. >> i just feel like everything happens for a reason. >> we've never seen you and dad fight like that. >> i'm just sick and tired of

all of this. >> that is in one family! that's enough -- i was watching episodes of the show. i felt like i'd had a meal afterward. let me ask you, how do you keep up with the kardashians. >> there's no way to keep up with it. i'm just glad the world can see what i've been going through all these years. i get so much sympathy when i get out on the road. people always come up, how do you deal with all of that? no, i'm very fortunate pitch a very loving family. we're very close. there's a lot of characters and a lot of personalities we deal with. a lot of things are happening. but i do my best to try to keep everything calm. >> can you believe that it is season 5? >> no. >> no. >> i really can't. it seems like yesterday we -- ryan seacrest and my mom came up with the idea. i can't even believe it has gotten to season 5. >> let's go back to the beginning. how was it presented to you from ryan, kris? >> actually, it's something i sort of created in my head.

he loved it, took it to "e!" in about 30 days we were filming. i could have come home and said, hey, family, we're going to do a reality show. somebody could have said, i'm not doing a reality shore. kourtney was a little hesitant. >> we were forced. strapped down to a bed, if you don't do this i'm going to whoop you. especially when we first started filming, and i didn't know how -- what the show was going to be. you were filming every day. i would go home, what did i say that day? oh, my god. why did i say that? analyze everything. once the show started airing, and we film 12 to 18 hours a

day, you really can't edit yourself or you'll go nuts. >> people are fascinated you and your dating situation. >> it's pretty crazy. you can send out a little twitter and people will show up places. you can have dinner with a friend or say hello to someone in a store and people will assume you're dating them. it's crazy that -- i love letting people in in my life. i really feel so connected to all my fans. but it is funny when people -- you know, they do assume they know everything about you. because, you know, we live our life so publicly. >> let me ask you this. is there a certain -- when the show is on is there a certain energy? are you holding back emotionally because the cameras are there? >> i think absolutely not. >> no. >> from the start, we decided as a family if we're going to do this, we're going to show everything. we're going to be 100% real. i think that's what's come across to the audience. i think that's why, you know, our show has done so well. because people really can relate to at least one of our personalities on the show.

>> there's a lot of reality shows and people fight. and they fight, and there's anger. but there's not love. when i see this show, when people see this show, they fight and you cry. like you said, ultimately at the base of it, the foundation of it, is love. >> right. and i think that there's a lot of really strong personalities in this family. and i know that kourtney and i got in the car to come this morning. the minute she got in the car it was like boom, boom, boom. shut up. next time i'm getting my own car. >> tone it down this morning. it's a little too early for this. >> if there would have been a camera in the car with us, they would have seen by time we got to the studio here, all was fine. we went back to talking about mace zbso mason. >> that's what you think. >> did you ride in the car with them, bruce? >> he won't ride in the car with us. >> i won't ride in the car p. i took my own car. let's do a little talk radio. it's a lot better. >> too many personalities. >> when we were talking about the show when we first started doing it, it had to be about a

family. that's what makes the show. i want to deal with family issues. >> but that's who -- >> that's who we are. we're a very tight family. >> we have so much heart. we're an extremely close family. i think if anything this show is the best therapy for us. it's actually brought us a lot closer together. just when we think we can't get any closer, because we're just always together, the show has actually just taught us so much about ourselves and kind of fore forces us to deal with whatever issue we're going through. for us to sit there and ignore each other all day with cameras on we also know is really beneficial. it just kind of forces us to really deal with our problem. sometimes we look back at things we might not be so proud of. our arguments that we had. and it, like, you know, brings us back to that place where it's like, okay, we never want to get there again. we never want to go there. it is therapy for us. >> or we do want to get there. i like watching some of the old episodes. remember those days when no one was obsessed with their phones,

everyone would just chill, go on a vacation or whatever. sometimes it makes you remember the older times, too. >> exactly. saying that and walking boo t ie dressing room, blackberry, blackberry, reading the tabloid, not in the room. that's how you start keeping up with the kardashians. kim is the executive producer of "the spin crowd" which premieres sunday right after "keeping up with the kardashians." we'll talk about and ask this burning question. who is kim actually dating, when we come back. and our special fir helps our probiotics so that you can show those symptoms who's in charge. this isn't even my floor. [ elevator bell dings ] there's no way to hide it. sir, have you been drinking tonight? if you ride drunk, you will get caught... and you will get arrested.

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i'm george lopez, and i'm filling in for larry king and i'm already leaning in like larry. i'm with the kardashians. we were talking in between. >> where's the suspenders? >> they don't fit over my man boobs. kourtney, you are the most serious kardashian. >> i don't know, though. >> she is. you are. >> and the angriest, i might say. >> no, i'm very mellow. >> no. no. >> i'm very calm. >> no. why do you think -- >> she's calm for sure. she has no patience to tolerate anything, but she's very calm. khloe tells it like it is, will say anything, but she's super sensitive and has a really good heart. kourtney's the kind that will just say anything to you, hoping that she gets that reaction out of you. >> you're kind of missing a sensitivity chip some day. >> thank you. you're all so cheerful. >> has it changed since she's a mom? >> yes.

>> has it changed since she's a mom. >> yes, it has. >> absolutely. >> you've softened a lot, like 50%. >> who are you people and why am i sitting next to you guys? >> good example. >> as a young girl, bruce, what do you recall of her personalty? >> wait, oh, man. kourtney was the toughest. i remember -- >> do you want to show the scars on your arms? >> mine? right here? i have scars. >> and bruce's scars from kourtney's nails? >> because my mom used to grab my arm like this and i would dig my nails to get her hand off and that's a normal thing. >> she's getting ready for school, i'd say good morning kourtney and she looks at me and goes, i hate when you talk to me that way! and i went -- huh? okay. have a nice day. you know? >> he was the new guy in our life, and after my parents got a divorce, so it's understandable. every kid goes through that. >> it was kourtney's job to be angry. during that sensitive time. >> and to stick up for my dad at the time. >> but she's grown to love me. >> this is the way i looked at me dad in high school.

because all these people were so annoying like this. >> did you move -- i didn't know that. did you move out and live with your dad? >> i did. i lived with my dad in high school. kim lived there a lot with us, too. >> we were best friends growing up. we were extremely close. we're a year and a half apart so we moved in, both with my dad. >> what was that like for you? >> we just had two more babies. >> so they were fine. they had a full house. >> it was a revolving door. one in, one out. we needed the room. so just get out. >> to be honest with you, kris and robert really had a good relationship after the divorce was all over with. and there was no restrictions on kids. i never, ever, ever heard kris one time say anything bad about robert. and he didn't about her, to the kids especially. there were no rules of how many days you can stay at one house and how many days you can stay at the other. whatever they wanted to do, it was -- >> two nights out of the week he'd come walking in the back door to have dinner with all of us. so it was really fun. >> it was really about as good

as it could get. we had no idea at that time how short his life would be. and we look back on that time and say, you know what? it was great the kids got to spend a lot of time with their dad. >> really good memories. >> especially robert, because robert was in school and he was there for the last six months, i think. >> little robert. >> 18 months. >> speaking of little robert, little robert was supposed to join us this morning. why is little robert not here? >> little robert is m.i.a. >> i have no idea. he is going through a phase where he just feels like, you know, being that irresponsible 20-something-year-old sleeping in. we don't know. he's not answering his phone. >> i sent him a very long e-mail about how rude i thought that it was and how he needs to get his life together and be more responsible. >> and you don't want the wrath of kourtney on you. >> i don't think so. >> it was very nice. i said i love you and i'll help you in any way i can, but you need to get it together. and living with khloe and lamar where you live in this beautiful home -- >> play video games at all hours of the night. >> -- your car is washed once a

week, you probably don't have to pay for ever a meal. i was like, get a job and, like, get your life together. >> absolutely. you grew up that way, didn't you? >> i lived with magic johnson for six years. >> that's what i thought. >> used to wash his cars. >> growing up, sleep in, it was great, wasn't it? >> my breakfast burritos that magic johnson and i would have were fantastic. i was the best chef he would ever have. this hour is going to go by like that. >> okay. >> who are you seeing? >> who am i seeing? you know, i think what's so cool about season five of "keeping up" is for the first time you'll really see me single. you'll see me -- i've had the same boyfriend for the whole first four seasons. so you'll really see a different side of me and i'm dating around, you know? i'm enjoying this time just to be selfish and focus on work and i'm having a good time. >> kim's a workaholic. so she likes to work definitely more than she ever likes to date.

>> yeah. >> you really are. i mean, every time i see you, you have things coming. and you are an entrepreneur, i will say. >> that's the one thing about the girls, think, is their work ethic. these are girls that get up at 4:00 in the morning and work until they fall down. and then they get up the next day and do it all over again. so they're very dedicated to what they're doing and they give 150%. >> the show is fantastic for showing that. but also when the show is not filming, you do travel, and do you enjoy your lives, which is also extremely important to have that balance. if you can balance a reality show and real life, you're doing quite well. as we've said, kim and kourtney are huge tweeters. millions of followers, and they will answer some of your questions when we come back. millions. when you pursue an mba at devry university's...

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yeah, that would be nice. we'll be at khloe's after. >> who's that? >> scott. >> scott's not coming over. i'm serious. tell him no.

>> all right. i'll call you when i leave here. >> what? it's my house. >> why does it matter if you're not going to be there? you're going to the laker game. >> it's still my house. do you not get it? why would i want someone like that in my house? >> i just wanted to say congrats on your house warming. have fun. and kourt, he's not coming over, so i would call him back. >> kourt. >> yes. >> what's happening with that dude, scott? >> he is actually doing really well, but i understand where khloe is coming from, especially at that time. and, you know, scott has to earn his trust back, i think, with the family. so khloe is completely -- >> and what about you? >> and with me. he's working on himself, we're doing the best that we can. we go to therapy. he goes once a week alone, we go together once a week. and, you know, just working on things. i think regardless we need to have a good relationship, you know, for our son, just even if we're together or not. so going to therapy and those

kind of things i think are important. >> let's talk about scott. fan of scott? bruce? >> put me on the spot here. no, i -- i get along with scott. >> i don't know the dude, and i'm not. >> i can get along with anybody. i get along with scott. but i just have to give him a lot of credit over the last couple of months because obviously the shows were shot a few months ago. he's really done very well. he's quit drinking. i mean, like, quit. and he wasn't like a big drinker, but if he did drink he couldn't stop. you know? and that was a big, a huge problem. and i like him much better when he's sober. i think he's got a good heart, and he's really doing really well. >> he's trying. >> he's stopped the drinking. i've got to give him credit for that. he's doing well. actually, recently we've tried to be doing more things with him. >> have you had those

discussions with him man to man? have you taken him outside? >> yeah, i have, you've got to get your act together. >> i think we all have. >> you've got a kid. that's the bottom line. >> scott, we finally realized as a family that scott's got this problem, and it's a disease. and so now we have to help scott get better. you know, scott is part of our family forever because he's mason's dad. you know, he's the father of our grandchild and the father of kourtney's son. and scott can be a really good guy when he's got it together. so now our job is to, you know, just pull together as a family and be really supportive for kourtney, because she loves this guy. and if it means that much to her, then we have to be there for kourtney and stop the nonsense and just really help this family heal and get back together. >> right. kim? >> i've always gotten along with scott. i think out of everyone, you know, khloe, there's really no reasoning with her. she has her opinion, she's firm on that, and we all respect it. but i think i've always been cool with scott. scott and i have had a different relationship that you probably haven't seen on the show. we've always hung out and so i've always, you know, tried to

be the mediator and listen to his side and kourtney's side and, so, yeah, i've always liked scott. >> they tend to only show the bad side of scott, i would say, on the show. >> really? but you have creative control of the show. you can show the good sides. >> yeah, but i think if we're just sitting at home playing with mason or something, that usually gets cut out of when there's all this other drama going on. >> right. >> and i really have to, like, give it up to kourtney for being so courageous. i couldn't show that, if that was going on in my relationship. i wouldn't be able to be so strong to watch the episodes back, hear everyone blocking about it and commenting and cover of cover of tabloid on stuff that they really dealt with months ago. so -- >> and even -- >> kourtney doesn't care what people think, so it's cool -- >> and therapy sessions, which are supposed to be private. >> right do our private therapy

sessions where i say you're absolutely not coming. but there are some that we've been open to shooting our first therapy session ever in miami we shot, and i hadn't seen him in weeks. and the cameras were there, you know, with all of that. so -- and it's hard to do those moments and deal with it. but -- >> but the baby is beautiful. >> thank you. and he's so happy. he crawled yesterday. >> oh, great. who does the baby look like? >> my dad. >> robert or my dad. >> robert kardashian. it's like -- i told somebody the other day, i was changing his diaper and i felt i was changing my ex-husband's diapers. oh, this is so weird! >> that is weird, honey. you didn't tell me that. >> yeah. that's creepy. >> a little creepy. >> that's a little strange. >> that is creepy. what is off limits when it comes to cameras and the kardashians? the answers to those questions coming up. and when it does, men with erectile dysfunction can be more confident... in their ability to be ready with cialis. with two clinically proven dosing options, you can choose the moment that's right for you... ... and your partner. 36-hour cialis and cialis for daily use. cialis for daily use is a low-dose tablet...

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>> so proud of you. showing off your little cup cake. mom, no! help! >> really? you don't want to mess with me! welcome to your new house, kim. >> woo! >> everybody, grab a broom. >> that's what i love. we're talking about love. that is -- that's love right there. >> i think you have to have a good sense of humor about yourself. you know, you can't take life too seriously.

we were talking before and it's just -- life is short. you have to have those sweet moments. >> with the cameras and five years of it, you were a little apprehensive in the beginning, now you're all in. >> yeah. >> is anything off limits? >> ooh. >> not really. like kourtney said before, we try not to -- we almost never edit ourselves, as you can see. >> we have the right to, and we have such a great relationship with our production company that they've given us the power to be able to edit, but so far we've not taken any content out. because at the end of the day, i mean, this is -- if a story is going to get out that we're nervous about putting it in the show, somehow it gets out to the tabloids anyway. and it's probably completely twisted. so why not be able -- this is our way to tell our story through our own eyes. >> if you had time to yourself, really, whether it's in the house or whatever, what do you like to do? kourtney, what do you like to do when you're -- >> i love to go to sleep without setting an alarm clock, is like my special treat to myself.

>> i don't know the last time that's happened. >> i know. but that's like, for us, that's like exciting. and i mean, i love to travel. i love bringing mason, especially, to new places. kim and i brought him to cabo. with scott, he's been to vegas, he's been to indianapolis and new york. i mean, it's fun to just take him and see new things with him. >> and when you sleep without an alarm clock, how late do you sleep? >> we sleep till 10:00. >> oh. >> if mason will let me. he sleeps till 10:00 too. >> right. >> i love to make scrapbooks and organize. i'm such a neat freak, so i love everything totally organized. so in my free time, it's either, like, scrapbooking or -- >> wait a minute. >> she's obsessed. >> are you serious? you go to the store and get the little decals? those special scissors? >> oh, yes. stickers, you should see the one i made for my dog. it's amazing. >> next week when you're on my show on tbs, will you bring a scrapbook? >> i will, if you want me too. >> absolutely. >> okay. >> i don't think i've ever imagined you scrapbooking.

>> a scrapbooker? >> you don't wear the little glasses, do you? >> no. >> kris, what do you like to do? >> you know what i like to do? i like to go to mexico. i like to hang out in puerto vallarta. >> she likes to ditch us all and have some alone time. >> that lasts about 24 hours and then the e-mails start coming through. this is an emergency! >> she likes to go to mexico because her phone doesn't work there. so she pretends like she, you know, has no phone service. >> yeah. >> but that's nice. you can get away from your phone. i doubt that either -- could you get away from your phone completely? >> i feel like because i have a baby. but if he's with me, i could ditch my phone. >> it would be really hard for me. i have separation anxiety when i'm away from my home. >> there's not even a prayer you could give up your home. >> i'm sure you're going crazy even in this hour. >> it's refreshing sometimes. but not too long. >> what do you do? >> oh, no. >> golf? >> yes. >> yes, baby. >> is that the -- >> that's my getaway. >> your peace. >> that's my peace, my getaway.

also i'm into rc helicopters so every morning at 7:00 i'm in my little field and i work on all the tricks and this and that. i enjoy that. i enjoy -- i always like to learn skills. to me that's fun. >> so you fly remote control helicopters? >> yeah. but i also fly like real airplanes and i have my own aviation company and i fly real airplanes and this and that. i got into this little thing with rc helicopters a couple years ago. and it's really challenging. >> can it be expensive? >> oh, it's not expensive. >> take my word for it. it's not expensive. >> you're blowing it. you're blowing it here. >> it's like the biggest fight. when he wants to buy a helicopter, it's literally -- >> the new electric one, the big one, yeah. but that's a whole other story. i've been working on that. >> golf you took up at 50. >> i did take up at 50. i hit 60. i've been working on it ten years. it's getting better, but it's a tough -- you know, it's a tough sport. i mean, there's so much to it and things change, and -- >> do you wish you would have played when you were younger? >> well, when i was younger if i would have played i probably

would have gotten beaten up. you're on the golf team, that wasn't good. >> that wasn't cool. >> yeah. that wasn't cool. tennis wasn't cool. little did we know those were the guys that were going to go on and do quite well. but back in the '50s and '60s, even '70s if you were on the golf team, god. >> but it does keep you sane. >> it does. i enjoy it. i like learning skills. back in the old days with the olympics and this and that, that, to me, is fun. to get better at something. you know? and golf is kind of my little outlet. >> i will say that probably even though the season runs -- when do they shoot "keeping up"? from what time to what time? >> this time it was a long time. >> took us a few months. 18 hours a day, seven days a week. no days off. >> okay, so now that you're not -- now that you're not -- >> good one, bruce. >> sorry. i'm sorry. >> oh, my god. >> see that? i messed up. but it's not a kid. >> yeah, that's good, it's not a kid. >> it's not a kid. >> separation anxiety from the phone. >> see?

>> who knew he was so bad. >> i'm the carpooler. >> and the young ones. >> kendall and kylie. >> yes. the 14-year-old with the pictures in the -- >> yes. >> it's risque, some people say. what do you think? >> i don't think it's risque. she's in a bikini. like what do you want her to be in, like a gown from head to toe? >> you're at the beach. >> she was doing a portfolio. she signed with wilhemina modeling agency. they asked her for a portfolio. this was one of the looks. we signed her up for a two-day shoot. one day was in the studio, one day was at the beach. she was at the beach with this cover-up on. and these fabulous pictures went out. her hair and make-up, it was phenomenal with the best photographer. nick -- how do we say nick's last name? >> but controversial a little bit, kim, right? a little. >> i posted the pictures on my blog. i thought she looked beautiful.

i think for her being 14, 5'10", she's gorgeous. but i don't think people expected her, you know, to be modeling in swimsuits but that was a requirement from the modeling agency and she was -- you didn't even see anything. so i don't even think it was risque at all. >> but it's also the age that young girls start their modeling career, if that's the path you're going to take. >> i have a 14-year-old daughter. father, would you like to speak of this? >> make a comment here? >> yes. >> yes. i dropped her off at the beach that morning, and then i left. and i probably should have stayed. no, you know, it was pretty funny because -- no. i think the shots were fine. they were fashion model shots. and kendall has a passion for that. she wants to do that. but we did the shots, a couple days later, kendal and kylie and i always go to this moosehead ranch up in wyoming and we go riding horses for a week. it's the most beautiful place in the world, and there's no tvs or nothing. i come home, and i say, kris,

how's everything going and and that. she goes, oh, my god, the drama. with kendall. >> the kendall controversy. >> what controversy? we've been riding horses all week. >> she had no requested that everyone was -- all this buzz about her, because she was away. i think she looks beautiful, and she loves modeling. she loves it. >> and really, that's -- >> she got another modeling gig that monday. she had to be in wisconsin. >> you knew about it. it wasn't something they hid from you. >> no, i didn't see the pictures. >> for once. >> i didn't see the pictures, but i knew she was taking the photos. i didn't actually see the photos. >> you half hid. >> yeah. >> we've got more sneak peeks of season five of "keeping up with the kardashians" when "larry king live" returns. and she said hair was growing back... i was like, yes, this works... [ male announcer ] only rogaine is proven to regrow hair in 85% of guys. puhh puhh puhh putt and that's it. [ male announcer ] stop losing. start gaining. got the mirrors all adjusted? you can see everything ok? just stay off the freeways, all right? i don't want you going out on those yet.

and leave your phone in your purse, i don't want you texting. >> daddy... ok! ok, here you go. be careful. >> thanks dad. >> and call me--but not while you're driving. we knew this day was coming. that's why we bought a subaru.

what's going on here? >> jesse drafted you to our team. all you have to do is throw that ball into any cup you want. >> okay. >> sorry, fellows. here we go! >> yeah! >> beer pong? >> well, the boys were teaching me how to play beer pong. my son's friends. i had no idea even what it was. so -- >> she's legal. >> yeah. what is your drink of choice, kris? >> well, i switch it up. i like white wine, and then i like a little -- >> what's available at 5:00 p.m. every day. >> i don't know, vodka. i'm into vodka these days. >> whatever's in the house. >> that's right. whatever you've got. >> yeah. >> they're kidding. >> yes. bruce?

>> no. i have one beer is my limit. i don't really drink. >> i've been married to him for 20 years and i don't think i've ever seen you buzzed. >> what a great word. buzz. >> what a great new episode. >> being a mother, has it changed your desire for alcohol? >> i'm still breastfeeding, so that solves that. >> which is a lovely visual, by the way. >> thank you. >> for the show. >> you're so sick. >> not when she's got the pump going. >> i was pumping back stage. >> were you pumping? >> yeah. in the back. >> you missed it, george. >> they try to make it look cool, but it looks -- >> it's kind of freaky. >> it's pretty trendy. >> it works like a cow. >> dual ones, yeah. >> hands free. >> nice. >> hands free? >> i've got to walk around the house. >> that's like bluetooth of milking yourself. >> it is. >> you can do things while you're connected.

>> while you're twittering. >> i do. i'm going to twitter you while i'm doing it later. >> it's totally lady gaga because it covers and then it's got kind of like a strap. >> how do you know this? >> were you peeking in the dressing room? >> we all have our things. >> is there a camera in the dressing room? >> are you new to the alcohol intake -- >> yeah, i said i've always been really uptight, i'm not a drinker at all. i never have, so i made a promise to myself. i was just going to have a drink every once in a while when i turned 30. but i think the single life came a little bit before that. so i turned 30 this year, and i just -- i only have one white russian and i'll just get a little bit of a buzz and then i get really tired and fall asleep. >> i think mexico, you had a few more than one. >> it's the only drink that i can have. i love a white russian. >> why do you love white russians? >> because it has a little bit of vodka, that's the only like real alcohol i can have and the kalua tastes like chocolate milk.

it literally tastes like chocolate milk. i can have one, loosen up a little bit, and that's it. i'm still not the biggest drinker so i would never -- >> and we know you're a huge fan of chocolate. you love chocolate. are you a chocolate lover as well? >> see that's a misconception. i love all candy. >> i love oreos. >> you love oreos? >> double stuffed. >> double stuffed. >> oh, my. >> i like white chocolate. >> so when you're dating, you don't see -- you go for who you like? you don't particularly see -- >> absolutely. but what's so funny is i could stand -- i could literally be like full on making out with a white guy in the middle of the street and no one would even care or take a picture. and i could stand next to someone else and they would automatically take a picture. so i think people -- on "keeping up" season five you'll see all the dates and all the different -- i mick it up a little bit. >> what is that like to date

after so much time? >> it's weird. dating is just really awkward. i'm a relationship kind of girl. if i can just meet someone and fall right in love and be in a relationship i would love to do that. but i think everything happens for a reason, and i think that right now i need to focus on work and that's what i'm doing. you know? >> let me ask you -- >> if you were a young guy and everything. >> if i was a young guy. you lost me already. >> and you're going out, could you handle kim? >> i don't believe so. >> i would be scared to death. honestly, i could not. >> she's a pushover. >> i don't know if i could handle it. >> i'd be afraid. >> i would be afraid. strong, beautiful, intelligent. we're in trouble. >> when we play three-card monte with the kardashian sisters, who did you think was going to have the baby first? >> i thought me for sure. >> i thought kim first. i would say kim first. >> never kourtney. >> and never khloe because khloe never really dated. she just got married. she met the guy and ten days later got married.

>> and who would have -- did you see yourself married first? >> she was married first. >> absolutely. i was married first. i was married when i was a teenager and -- >> for five minutes. >> i did not know that. >> no, it was like three years. it was three years. at 19 i got married. i was married for like three years. i loved the whole idea of marriage. i love being in a long-term relationship. i love having that best friend that, you know -- but so i've learned a lot. but i definitely want to get married. i thought i'd get married before them again. >> but does it matter to you, a time? does it matter, like i have to be married by this or -- >> no, i used to think that a few years ago, but i never thought -- >> then now she's turning 30. she had to push it back. >> no, no, no, i just thought -- i'm doing a lot of things now that i never thought i would be doing. so it's a trade-out. >> the things you're doing now, do you think you could do if you had someone close in your life? or would that be resistance to having somebody that -- >> that's why i need to find the right person that accepts it all. because then you can do -- if

anything, if you have a strong partner with you, it motivates you to be even better. so absolutely. i think that you can excel even more if you have someone that believes in you 100%. >> that's why her mom does so well. see? we both have our lives and -- >> i love you. >> you do love each other. >> yeah. >> kim and justin bieber. wait a minute. we'll ask about that. that's next. the bieb. with their autobahn for all event. it ends soon. they got great prices. cars built for the autobahn. people are gonna be driving crazy in the jetta... ...the routan, and the cc. that cc is gorgeous. that jetta is awesome. my wife loves her new routan. and they all come with that carefree maintenance. scheduled maintenance included. we're not shopping for cars here, people. c'mon! well, i am now. that's kind of exciting. [ male announcer ] the autobahn for all event. lease the jetta limited edition for $199 a month or get 0% apr. ♪

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i'm back with the kardashians, and we're going to take a twitter question for kourtney. how do you deal with the emotional roller coaster of your family and accepting and not accepting scott? >> i think i just have to be really strong and believe in my decisions and know that i'm doing what's best for me and my family. i mean, it's hard. and obviously i spend so much time with my family, and i want to keep everyone together.

but there's definitely times when i've had to live like two separate lives. one with my family and one with scott. >> it's interesting because they weigh in on everything. there's no sensor, you say as you feel. >> there's no boundaries here. >> at what point with scott will you say, okay, you can be in mason's life, but we're not going to be together as a couple? at what point? >> like, what's too much for me? >> yes. >> to where i would have it that way? >> yes. >> i think if just i thought it wasn't a good environment for mason, you know? i think i take him into consideration. >> we hit that road in miami, for sure. >> i definitely hit that in miami, and that's where i said, the party's over. like i'm going to be with mason, you can work on yourself if you want to. and he has. and so now, you know, we're working on it together. but if it ever got to that place >> so this is a country of

change, do you believe that change can happen with scott? >> absolutely. but i think that courtney's kourtney's really good at setting her boundaries and saying this is not acceptable. but at the end of the day, her heart's in it, she loves him. i think anybody can change, especially if they feel they have the support of a lot of people around them. and i think that's the key. >> speaking of change, in the commercial, i first -- first of all, i didn't know you were married, but you also kept it from your family for three months. how did they find out? >> kourtney looked on the internet, found my marriage license and e-mail it'd to my mom. my mom gave me 24 hours to tell my dad. >> it was ugly. >> i was young, so, you know, if anything, you have to take a lesson learned from every situation and, while all my friends were in college and drinking and getting wasted and partying, i was at home, being a wife and cooking. >> a teenage wife. >> at 19. >> she was a teenager. >> i learned so much from that experience that it totally shaped me to who i am today. >> what did i tell you?

>> what did you tell me? >> you repeated it to me. i told her, i said, okay, there's some good news here. we just found out. i said the good news is, it's good that you get the first one out of the way when you're young. because you're going to learn so much through this experience. this will be better than a college education. >> and it was. and it really made me who i am today. >> yeah. she came out of it a lot better person in the end and she's going to take the next one so much more seriously. >> and you're not that person anymore. >> absolutely. >> she didn't get terribly hurt. it was bad, but you didn't get hurt. >> no, it was -- you know, we were just which one of the girls is most like you? >> this one. >> really? >> definitely. >> no brainer, yeah. >> we're like twins. >> absolutely. >> we think alike. we do business alike. >> absolutely. >> it's wild. >> that's why it works, because she can, you know, make a decision or she would do the same kind of business deal the

same way i would. we just think alike. from everything. we just have the same ideas and it just works. >> you work together as a family. now, did you want to do that, get involved in business and products and things, kourtney? >> yeah. i think more about things. if they want like an immediate answer, like we need to know this second, what do we want to do? i'm more like a thinker and a little bit more logical. >> my mom and i have the same ideas. we set out and have these goals and do these goal sheets and we make it all happen. khloe loves it and works really hard. she'll take the deals that my mom kind of -- >> she'll defer to us to make those decisions. >> and then kourtney could care less. she's just along for the ride and she's the -- has to analyze everything. but i don't think kourtney would be just as happy, you know, being a school teacher or

whatever else she wanted to do. >> or stay-at-home mom. >> do you want to be a stay-at-home mom? >> yeah. i kind of am. >> no. you work really hard. >> i work really hard, but he gets to be there with me as i'm working. >> right. >> they're very good business women. you think they're celebrities, this, that. no, they're business women. i always tell everybody, because kris has really been handling me, as my manager forever. actually, we're coming up on 20 years of marriage. >> isn't that great? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i always used to talk to somebody about something and i would say really to get this done, you would have to talk to my manager and that happens to be my wife and good luck. >> somebody has to take control. >> she's the head of all of this. >> you're beautiful and tough. i doubt that you could get

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welcome back. george lopez, filling in for larry king. it has been a dream of mine. so, i two accomplished dreams, to sit with them and to do this. justin bieber and kim kardashian, frolicking in the surf. it's big news. how do you frolic with the bieb? how does that happen? >> well, how do i frolic with the bieb? it was tough to get his hair wet. that part was challenging. he's just the most adorable, cutest kid and that part was fun.

>> let's talk about this. you said that the kid has swagger. >> you said the kid has swagger. >> yeah. >> to be a champion, you have to have swagger. >> justin bieber has this swag to him. i'm serious. he has this -- he's charming. he has this swag. i can't explain it. >> do you have a crush? you have a crush. >> he were 18 -- >> it's illegal. >> -- would you date justin bieber? >> i don't know. that sounds really creepy. >> 13 years difference. >> my parents were 12 years apart. >> if you did date him when he was 18, you would have clothes that mason could use. you could have the same out fits. >> he would have to be legal. let's just say that. >> of course he would have to be legal. season five is going to be -- the show has always been great. do you have a favorite season? >> we are so excited. >> season four. season five? actually, season five is.

you see me in a whole different way that i'm excited. >> you see more of kim. kim is present in this season. this season that we're working on is always my favorite. this one is so exciting and a lot of people won't expect a lot of stuff. >> i started to watch the show. i'm going to watch this season because i've known you a little bit. then we started to talk. you and i have been cool. but i find you the most fascinating. >> really? >> yes. i know khloe from lamar and the laker games but you're more interesting. i see a lot of thought. >> because it's mysterious, right? >> i'm going to keep it that way then. >> don't you agree? >> yeah. she's a very complex little girl that sort of peels open one season at a time. >> and you were as a young girl. >> very complex. >> lot of personalities in this family. lots of personalities. >> kourtney used to brutalize me as a kid. >> not one the same. >> no. >> my favorite kardashian was always kougar kardashian.