>> courtney, congratulations on this new step toward proving all of the doubters wrong. i have a feeling great things are ahead in your career. this is only the beginning. that does it for us. we'll see you again tonight at 10:00 one hour from now. another edition of "360." pierce morgan starts now. the santorum surge. how worried should mitt romney be? i'll ask who is the real soul of the republican party. imagine a government killing its own people. >> a mass attack. they are surrounding this whole area. >> the world powerless to stop it or is it? tonight what this country should do about syria. and hollywood versus a bomber. it's not every day you hear a big star endorse a republican. >> governor romney is a man of faith, honor, love, and truth.

>> also the unpredictable ali wentworth on her life with george stephanopoulos. this is "piers morgan tonight." good evening. tonight a candidate on the rise. people being slaughtered by their own government and a hollywood star breaking with the pack politically. but first rick santorum winning contests proving every pundit wrong. listen to a confident rick santorum just a few moments ago in texas. >> i feel blessed, truly blessed, to be here at a time when our country needs us. lots of generations don't get the opportunity we have right here to be a generation that reclaims the greatness of our

country. >> rick santorum, mitt romney, newt gingrich and ron paul are fighting for the soul of the republican party. who has that special formula for keeping america great? joining me is man who says he never endorses anybody. the best oddsmaker outside of las vegas. welcome. this has been one hell of a roller coaster ride, this republican race. are you really as a party any nearer to knowing who will be the nominee? >> no. santorum's confidence reminds me of romney's confidence last week and gingrich's a month ago. i think the next month of the election is probably about as clear and easily understood as the previous two months. >> how do you see the period leading up to super tuesday and immediately afterwards in terms of its significance? could this all be over by april

or is it more likely given what's been going on state by state so far that this will run all of the way to the convention? >> i tend to think it willing over before it goes to the convention but i can't prove that and there's every reason for every one of these candidates to stay in. romney is staying in. gingrich isn't going away. santorum isn't stepping out and ron paul will be there through the convention. all four of these guys, nobody is moving aside. there isn't a new person coming in. so those are the four guys. it will be one of those four guys. whichever one it is, all republicans will pull behind them so to a certain extent if you're a let's replace obama guy, you're less concerned about which one of these four gets it. >> that's certainly true. nate, let's talk statistics here. it's very, very hard to predict. mitt romney has the most money. he has the best infrastructure. having said that, rick santorum

apparently today three times the money poured in as compared to when he won in iowa and he's clearly on a roll and looking and sounding more and more confident. from a betting point of view, where do you think this is all heading? >> it's hard to say. every time you have one piece of conventional wisdom it's right for a week and wrong the next week and flips back to being right again. i think santorum is at a disadvantage in the delegate math but if gingrich's campaign is going nowhere and if some of gingrich's voters come aboard to santorum's train, he has strength in the midwest and strength in the south which could make it even. if he win as state like arizona or michigan, states that lean toward romney, they're not perfect romney state but michigan romney is from michigan originally but if santorum wins one of those states, you could say it's a tossup. for right now i think romney is about a 75% favorite. i think it's foolish to go higher than that given what we've seen the volatility in the race so far but also he does

have some clear advantages. >> governor, one of the problems is with white evan jellist. >> i hope it's not the mormon thing. i think we're past that in our history. i hope that's the case. there's a concern of who is most like reagan. the reason they are searching for the soul of the modern republican party in a presidential candidate is a decade behind the times. the soul and heart in the republican party is in congressional leadership and the same thing is true with democrats. obama is not making the decisions about what the democratic party did in the last three years. pelosi and reid did the stimulus

package, wrote the banking bill, wrote the health care bill, wrote the plus up in domestic spending. so the presidents are less important because each party is led by an id logicd id logicall party. they sign the bills that their party sends them. we're not asking them to be leaders but signing of the legislation their party sends them. >> right now you have got to be feeling confident if you are in the white house because it is all going to be about the economy. everyone seems to be in agreement about that. the economy is indisputably improving. it looks like things are getting better. hard for a republican candidate as this carries on to stand up there in august or september and say you said would you fix the economy and you haven't if it's

beginning to be fixed. >> there's a recovery story to be told. we've seen good numbers on purchases of automobiles. but there are still some headwinds certainly from europe, maybe from action in congress, maybe from oil shocks notice mid east. it's an odd case where the economy could be impressive by november or almost back into recessionary mode. it's more of all or nothing than in elections in the past. economic forecasts often go badly. it's almost like right when you think you're at a turning point is when you get a negative surprise. there's no doubt if you're in the white house, the picture looks brighter than it did three months ago. obama's approval reading up to 48%, 49%, that's where bush's was in 2004 when he was re-elected. it looks like obama is a 60-40 favorite. maybe more if there's a problem nominating a candidate.

he has a good wave of news lately. >> it certainly is one thing i can protect that you can't predict anything. thank you both very much. >> thank you. >> tonight in syria, reports of desperate residents behind closed doors afraid to leave their homes shelled and bombed by government forces. cnn canned independently confirm claims from either side because the government restricted access to the country. let me start with you, nick. of all of the things that you have witnessed over the years and heard about and reported on, what is going on in syria? i know we can't get in there in the which we wouay we would lik. what's your sense of the

apparent atrocity unfolding there? >> the government is in effect devouring its own people. it's firing artillery on its own cities. civilian areas. and most recently it seems to have dispatched militias that have been killing families, men, women and children in their homes. the thousands and thousands of people have died already and it looks as if we're heading toward a civil war. >> nick, you tweeted earlier i noticed to your followers you were coming on the show. what should america be doing now? very, very good pertinent question. there was a huge range of responses i was looking at from all that you read when you got those responses, what do you think is the best response? what should america be doing? >> i wish i could say that some of our followers produced the magic solution. the basic tragedy of

international relations is there are more grand problems than there are grand solutions and in syria we have -- these humanitarian catastrophes are described as the problem for hell. there's not a great solution. there's not much the u.s. can do. i think we can encourage some military factions within the government to think about defecting and also there's one thing we can do to give us a greater moral authority to criticize russia when it supplies arms to syria and that is for us not to be supplying weapons to bahrain as it cracks down on its uprising in that country. >> let's turn to russia and china and their position in this. they're being condemned across the board from sarkozy to angela merkel saying this is appalling what they've been doing. what's their game? what is the answer to how america should deal with their

game? >> what we're seeing happen over syria is a new alignment. you have russia, china and iran helping syria and you have the europeans and united states all on the other side. the problem is that russia has enormous interest in syria both in terms of arms sales and commerce and that both china and russia are very worried about the precedent of people power. the russians are facing street demonstrations in moscow so the whole idea of what's happening in syria has repercussions for what's happening there. the united states has real limits on what it can do with either of them but it can keep the noise up in terms of saying this is unacceptable in the 21st century. it can begin to work with the syrian opposition which has been very disjointed. there are three parts of it. you have the exiled opposition that includes a wide array of groups. you have the internal opposition of local coordinating committees and you have the free syrian

army, which is made up of defectors and one of the great problems is they do not speak with one voice. they don't have one plan. as long as you don't have an alternative that's beginning to crystallize, it will be very hard to get people in the military in syria to defect to get beyond the rule of thumb is you have to have 30% of support in order to stay in power and assad has that 30%. >> one of the big problems is obviously a huge humanitarian crisis going on getting worse by the day but we're not seeing many journalists on the ground. the footage is sporadic not like egypt where we could see the atrocity for our eyes and see what was going on. will journalists get into syria do you think? >> this is where turkey plays an important role. the turkish foreign minister is m cou coming to washington early next week to have talks.

they are talking about creating a humanitarian aid along the border. this is one area where there would be support for an american role providing whether it's food and medicine and basic humanitarian goods to help those who are either taking refuge along the border or inside turkey or to try to get them into other parts of syria. >> nick, i know you have been trying to get into syria. what do you think about the situation involving the media there? >> it's really hard to galvanize the national community to care about a crisis when you don't have footage coming in over television screens. there are individuals in syria doing a heroic job with their cell phones and then capturing that video and then taking it at some risk to themselves and trying to post it through in some cases the cell networks and surrounding countries near the borders. if they are caught with that, caught doing that, they'll be

arrested and risk execution. boy, i admire their courage but in the absence frankly of cnn and "the new york times" and a lot of other international media, it is a lot harder to get that kind of international critical mass of attention at the u.n., in arab league capitals and especially to create that kind of pressure on moscow and on beijing. >> we're going to keep it going. i thank you both for coming on tonight. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> when we come back, i'm talk to holiday legend jon voight about the man he wants to be presidents and about being a republican in hollywood. i love that my daughter's part fish. but when she got asthma, all i could do was worry ! specialists, lots of doctors, lots of advice... and my hands were full. i couldn't sort through it all. with unitedhealthcare, it's different. we have access to great specialists,

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>> you are a very rare specimen. you're a republican in hollywood. there aren't many of you. >> listen, i want to tell you, i am honored to be here with you, piers. you are a voice of truth for americans and i thank you for that. >> i really appreciate that. it's interesting hearing your speech there. whichever side of the divide you're on, one thing i've been trying to push on the show more and more is trying to be positive in what is a tough situation for america. america remains a great country. there is a tendency to talk the country down so much that people forget that. that actually the challenge is to keep america great. it's not how do we fix this broken horror story, isn't it? >> i would say the thing to do is to keep us strong. we have become perceived as a weak nation throughout the world recently and that's unfortunate.

so maybe i see it a little differently than you. >> here's what i would say to you. as a brit who was in britain for most of the bush years, my sense is that america has become more popular around the world but the danger to barack obama personally is more popular than george bush was and the image of america is a more friendly one but the downside of that one of the reasons for that is it doesn't seem as strong a country as perhaps it once was through the foreign policy actions of barack obama. >> i agree. i think that there's a lot to be asked for from this president and i think that's why i am out there. that's why i was in pensacola working for mitt romney because i see -- you know, i see this as

a very, very important election. i'm very excited to be backing mitt romney by the way for the first of the reasons would be the most important is that he's a true american. he loves america. and his entire family has always followed the true american way of hard work and success and we're losing that a little bit. >> tell me about mitt romney. you obviously know him quite well. i have interviewed him twice. i would love to interview him again but for some reason -- >> you will. >> he won't come on again. i'm not sure why. have a word with him. i feel frustrated for him that unlike the other candidates, he doesn't want to put himself into any personal interviews. he doesn't want people to see what he is like. i think rick santorum who i sat down with an hour recently has become personally engaged with the electorate and they are warming to him personally and it's helping hip and it doesn't help mitt romney if he's seen as

this kind of slightly aloof robotic figure. >> he's quite reachable, this guy. he's a fellow who shoots from the hip. he's aery charitable fellow as you probably know. and he's warm, honest, and he's got great virtues. you know, he's in a tough spot too because he knows he has so much time. he has to appear different places and he's looking to present his views in the proper way. i don't know. i'll talk to him. >> have a word with him, could you, jon? last night was fascinating politics because nobody predicted that rick santorum would win all three states particularly colorado where mitt romney has always done well before. if you're mitt romney, what do you think has gone wrong albeit probably temporarily, what do you think has gone wrong and what should he be doing now to fix it? >> let me say this. i think that my view of last night is that it's a little bit of mass hysteria. we had this situation where the

obama care was revealed that in obama care there was an attack on religious freedom and everybody was quite upset about it. the church was up in arms as they should have been. and we have santorum who is a devout catholic and everybody knows that and he became kind of a rallying point for those people and people surrounded him and i think that was the bump he got last night. >> santorum today very interestingly has gone straight to a church. he's been photographed in there making this incredibly inspiring speech from the pulpit and then he walks among the people of the church and they all came together and did a group hug prayer. quite extraordinary scene. i haven't seen that with a presidential candidate probably ever. it's clear what he's doing to me. what he's saying is i'm the conventional religious guy here. and mitt romney, because of his mormon faith, isn't quite one of us. it seems to me deliberate. >> maybe it is.

i think this evangelical base has surrounded him now and picked him out. we'll see what happens down the road. by the way, i think this thing is short lived. i think that the obama administration, david axelrod, will turn this thing around very quickly. the catholic vote, you know, the electorate is 27% of our electorate and they're going to want to appeal to it. they'll turn this around. >> what do you think is the biggest misconception about mitt romney? >> i don't know. i hear so many things about him that aren't true, you know. i see all of this stuff. to me he's, you know, the more i get to know him, the more i like him. he's strong. just let's take mitt romney as a candidate and say what recommends him? you take just of all of the things that he's done. people say we don't know him. we know him completely. he's been running for president.

he was governor. he did the thing with the olympics. let's take the olympics thing. just for an example. look what he did. he came into a big mess. there was thievery and corruption and they called mitt to save the day. he came in and he looked at it. rolled up his sleeves. he made a plan. and what he did was organized 700 people under his employ. 26,000 volunteers. and went in search of a budget, the money for a budget for $1 million and in doing so he set a record for private financing from a source from gathering private financing for all of the olympics, both summer and winter, right? >> you believe he can bring that kind of business skill to

america incorporated? >> absolutely he can. >> hold that thought. let's take a little break and come back and explore about how to keep america great and also about hollywood. you are a hollywood legend who has a weird place of being father to one of the most famous women ever created in the history of planet earth. >> created? >> let's discuss that after the break. this is $100,000. we asked total strangers to watch it for us. thank you so much, i appreciate it, i'll be right back.

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>> very relieved to say that i'm back with jon voight. we were cut off in our prime there, jon. some technical fault blasted us into the ether just at the moment you were telling me about how thrilled you were that you had patched things up with angelina and we were talking about your great love with her. i can only apologize. >> you're forgiven. >> what i was going to ask you about that was the kind of advice that you can give when you have a daughter who goes from miss little things in your arms and then becomes this famous actress. what's the most sensible advice that you as a former oscar winner can give her? >> well, you know, i did the

best i could to try to give her advice, but i think the best advice that i gave her was by my own example to try to keep your feet on the ground. she's very good with people and if people come to her, she's very welcoming and very loving and i think that helps her and she has people around her hopefully that are honest with her and she has a wonderful sense of humor so she probably has people that can tease her a bit. >> are you a better dad now, do you think? unfair thing to infer? >> i think i'm a better person. i've lived quite a lot of life and i've made my ups and downs and learned quite a lot. >> what have you learned about yourself? >> this is turning into a piers morgan -- >> of course. you're on the piers morgan show. >> well, what have i learned about myself?

i really -- i'm going to answer you like ron paul would answer you. you know, i'm really not that interested in that question. >> do you find it uncomfortable talking about yourself? >> it's not important. might as well use the time for other things. >> midnight cowboy was the movie that exploded you on the scene. one of my favorite all-time movies. there's a brilliant story about how you got it. tell me quickly. >> it's not a quick story. >> it has to be or we'll get cut off again. >> i was told -- i did a screen test with three other fellas. great actors. i was told it came down to another fellow and myself and it was finally given to the other fellow. it came back around to me for some reason because they had a difficulty making this thing works. i get a call. they said, jon, it's come back to you. be at your phone at 10:00 tomorrow morning. this is a saturday morning.

john may invite you over to his place to get a look at you because it's been a couple weeks since he's seen you. who knows. good luck. of course i couldn't sleep that night. it rained that night. the wind was blowing the rain against my apartment building. i got up early. i didn't know what to do with myself. i didn't -- i was nervous. so i said, well, i'm going to go out and do some grocery shopping. i went out into the rain with my umbrella and i got some groceries and coming back i saw in the middle of the street this fellow who i had known who was a homeless man, black fellow, who said he was a boxer and had kind of a puffy eyes and stuff like that. i thought, he's a boxer all right. in the middle of the street. in the middle of the street just lost. the rain was coming down. i ran up to him, i said, george, george, you got to get out of this rain. you're going to get pneumonia.

i said, george, listen, i'll take you up to my apartment and i will give you a sandwich or something. george, listen, you see that liquor store across the street? i'll go get a bottle of scotch and you can come up to my place and get out of the rain. oh, okay. so i got the bottle of scotch, went up to my place and george sat down and i made him a tuna fish sandwich. i can see this sad looking tuna fish sandwich. i said, george, i'm waiting for a call that could come at any time and it could change my life because it's a big movie. i'm a movie actor. i might get this part. i hope you get it. i pray you get it. with that, the phone rings. i said, come on, george. let's see if this is the fella. i had a hall wall phone. i get on. i said hello. and the voice says, hello, jon. jon, we're looking at your

screen test and we may come your way but i would like to see you just for a few minutes, do you think you could come over to my place and just have a little chat. i said, that's fine. it's raining. i'll get a cab. he gives me an address. i hang up the phone, i said, george, it looks good. i'm going to go over and see him. i'm so glad he says. i said, now you sit here. if you go outside, here's a coat. i had an extra coat. just you can stay here if i'm a couple of hours you can stay here. if you go, take the coat. so i leave george. i go over and john was as good as his word. wanted to say hello and how we were doing. we had a little laugh. we did get along. he says, jon, i'll call you within the hour. i'll let you know the decision. that's just fine. i went back. got a cab both ways. last money i had to get the cab. get back to the place. george is in the same place. i saw a couple bites out of the

sandwich. nothing much out of the liquor. i put a glass out for him. i told him, i said, it looks good. we're going to get a call in a second. he was excited. the phone rings. i go to the phone. george, come on. so george is right there in front of me. i take the phone. i look at george like i'm looking at you. i said hello. he said, hello, jon. it looks like we're going to go with you. i said that's wonderful. yes. we're going to have costumes on monday and have somebody call you. congratulations. i said thank you so much. is there anything that you're concerned about? is there anything you're concerned about? no, i said. i think you've done the right thing. i'll be terrific in this part. i can't wait to see you on monday. thank you very much. very good, jon. i'll see you then. he hung up the phone. i said, george, i got the part. he said i prayed for it.

i so glad. i prayed for you. i prayed for you. i knew you would get it. then i said -- for some reason i said, george, what's the first thing i should do? george says call your mother. she would be so glad. i called my mother. hi, mom. i just got a great part. it's going to change my life. wonderful, jon. have you called your brothers? i said, no, but i will. and i think to this day this fellow was like an angle. if i was more concerned about his well-being, i wouldn't have been relaxed and i would never have said what i said which is i'm going to be terrific in this part. you made the right decision. >> let's toast george. i wish i had a george in my life. it's been a real pleasure. thank you very much. the woman called barbara eden on crystal meth and the mother of all conspiracy theaters, only in america. youre with less chronic low back pain.

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that jon voight just told. >> if you tried to tell it, we would strike you down like we did halfway through his interview. >> that was me. i was playing with the wires. >> you are the social secretary for nancy reagan. your father worked as a reporter for "the washington post." your stepfather was a washington correspondent for "the london times." you have this media political blood streaming through you from every ov yas. >> are you trying to pick me up? listen, this country right now the gop race is a roller coaster ride, i think. every day there's something new which is why my husband is so excited every morning. there's a lot to follow. >> he's excited because he's waking up next to you. >> well, thank you, piers. actually, he's not. he gets up at 3:00 a.m.

yes. i don't know. all i can say is i hope roseann barr wins. >> she's deadly serious. >> i know she is. >> i booked her via twitter actually. she's agreed to come on and talk about this campaign of hers. >> absolutely. >> you're quite an active little tweeter, aren't you? >> i do like to tweet, my friend. i like a nice cocktail. i sit down and i just go at it. i really like it because i like to say things in kind of quick sentences and this is a great way to do that. >> is it addictive to you as it is to me? it's like taking over your life? >> it is addictive. i wouldn't say as addictive as it is for you because you might think about a program but, you know, it's hard not to -- i'm still making the mistake where i confuse twitter with e-mail and

say very personal things to somebody i think i'm just e-mailing and then it goes out in the twitter sphere. i'm learning to correct that. >> who do you think is going to win this republican race? >> you mean where is my money? >> where is your money? >> i think obama. >> do you think any of them even if they do win the nomination race could actually beat barack obama if the economy goes on improving the way that it is? >> i find it fascinating, piers, that you are having me on the show to talk seriously about politics because as you know i'm the go-to girl for this kind of talk. my guess -- >> i'm surprising people. i want to surprise people with you. you have a very smart political brain and i want to tap it. >> it's a tiny little thing but i hear it in there. i think romney. i think romney. that's my guess.

if i had to bet say $10,000, i would say mitt romney. that's today. tomorrow i may say carrot top. >> you're a democrat, right? >> well, yes, i am. >> you're married to a democrat? >> i'm married to somebody who is not a republican or a democrat. >> really? he's not a democrat? >> he doesn't say. he has his political talk show so he's neither. >> really? >> yeah. what are you trying to get out of me? >> some revelation. >> since when is politics lurid? you know, i think now george is neither. he kind of looks at both things. are you trying to get me divorced? >> why did you -- i love this

book. >> thank you. >> i love the cover. why did you write a book like this and why did you go for this cover? >> two excellent questions. one is harper collins came to me and said we think you're very b? i actually have had this book in my head for years. and i said, absolutely. and i have the idea. now, the cover was i went to the photo shoot, and we were going to do kind of a parody of alice in wonderland. i said, you know what would be funny because my people drink a lot of tea y would love to be in a bathing suit, cannonballing into a cup of tea. i'm not known for my body. you wouldn't find me on the cover of maxim. >> you look good on the cover here. >> thank you very much. there's a tiny bit of air brushing. i don't say, let me get in a bathing suit and let's take pictures. to me, it was funny so that trumps whatever --

>> didn't you once get into a bathing suit with henry kissinger? >> yes, i did. i was in a sesame street bikini, and he used to come to our house quite often because my step father who worked for the london sunday times was covering the kissinger and nixon administration, and he would use our pool, and i would hold on to his neck, and he would take me. we would do laps turtle style. to me, he was bombing cambodia, but who cares? he had a wide back. >> let's take a break. let's get more of the weird stories from the early years. >> i'll have a cocktail. >> and i want to talk about the blind date that set you up with your husband. i want all of the details of that. maybe this vacation wasn't a good idea vacations are always a good idea ♪ priceline negoti - - no time. out quickly. you're miles from your destination. you'll need a hotel tonight

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george, i never, ever get to see you at home. i love you. i shaved my legs and made you a steak. happy birthday, baby! >> that was a moment, maybe george stephanopoulos, i like him if my wife did something like that. >> he liked it. >> he looked quite excited by it. >> i'll never do it again, but for that time, it was -- it was well done. >> now, somebody has tweeted here. he said, oh, my god. ali wentworth on piers morgan is hilarious. he's a dork but she's a scream. >> oh, that was me. that's very nice, and you're not a dork at all. i'm just a political animal. >> you don't have to say that. you are, and let's go back to

the blind date you had with george. you get set up on a blind date. who set you up on this? >> i was at a party, and an old girlfriend of his, i set her up with my brother, which was a fiasco, and she said, let me set you up with george stephanopoulos, and i said, no thank you. because i was from that world, and i didn't want -- just it didn't appeal. i was -- i was sniffing around to be mrs. hugh grant, and i was in new york, and he said would you like to have dinner, and i said how about breakfast, and we met, and i was really not thinking george stephanopoulos was the one, but after a very good salad, i would have gone to the courthouse and gotten married and it wouldn't have seemed ridiculous. >> i would imagine that life with you is always entertaining

but occasionally dangerous. would that be an accurate summation. >> dangerous because of my knife collection or dangerous how? >> a tendency to get on desks and come raging twad yoward you a hungry hyena? only for 12 do i do that. i'm really quite tame at home. you know, i do entertain him. i will give you that. in every room of the house. >> you want to elaborate? >> how much are you going to pay me to elaborate? that's my next book. >> chelsea handler, talking elaboration, said she has wrien a truly hilarious book. layoff out loud. she also said that she's also a good kisser. what's that all about? >> well, i am. i don't like to brag.

>> how does she know? how does chelsea know? >> it's like saying hello. >> would you mind if we do it in the studio next time, then? >> i was hoping you would ask me. it's very lonely and cold back here. >> tell me one good reason people should buy this book? >> because it will make you laugh, and it's entertaining, and from what i have been told, it's a good read. people say they couldn't put it down. you actually read a book, right? >> there's a quote from your mother on the back saying i wouldn't have turned down the pee and fart references? >> well, she has a point. wait for the audio book. >> it's a great book. everybody should buy this. thanks for coming on. >> thanks, piers. tonight, only in america. the mother of all conspiracy theories. you may remember when beyonce

told me this summer about her baby rumor. >> you're saying i need to have a baby. >> i didn't even ask the question. beyonce answered the question when she gave birth to her first child just a month ago, and this week, she's bounced back in fabulous form, attending husband jay-z's concert, but she made one mistake, she looks too fabulous. so fabulous that a vast conspiracy theory has been raging that she faked her pregnancy, never had a baby, and must have used a surrogate. this is a massive scandal that must be investigated. so putting my reporter hat on, i investigated thoroughly and responsibly by walking to the mirror and saying, you became a father yourself two months ago. is it possible that beyonce never had a baby? and i said, don't be such a bloody idiot, of course she