officially exploring a run for president of the united states. >> he has decided to actively explore running for president in 2016. >> jeb bush is tweeting as we speak. he just tweeted, "i am excited to announce i will actively explore the possibility of running for the president of the united states." >> stephen: that's right, jeb "no w" bush has now formed a presidential exploratory committee, which makes two if you count the one he was born into. ( laughter ) excuse me, i'm-- i'm just getting a little emotional. i never thought i'd live to see america's first third bush president. ( laughter ) and this is a huge relief, folks, because jeb has been teasing us about running for years. after the 2012 elections, he crushed our dreams saying he'd misseds had window of opportunity because 2012 had been his time. then last november, he lifted the nation's hopes, promising "i'm going to not think about it until the middle of next year.

then i'm going to think about it really hard." ( laughter ) ( applause ) yeah. yeah. ( cheers ) i mean, i mean, think really hard? when was the last time you heard a bush say that? ( laughter ) now, it turns out all this time jeb was just working through the five stages of running for president-- denial, thinking, acceptance of money from donors, vacationing in iowa, and then the final tragic stage, pancakes. ( laughter ) run, jeb, run. now, nation, i gotta tell you, tonight i am as happy as a pig in a candy store that allows pigs. jim, tell the people why. >> gas prices have dropped to their lowest level since 2009. >> a few spent, what, $80 filling up your s.u.v. now you're spending $60. >> look at the sign, $2.07 for a

gallon of regular. >> you see gas below $2 in this places. >> you can find gas for less than $2 in 13 states. >> stephen: less than $2 a gallon. that is so cheap. now, i don't just fill up my tank. i fill up the whole car. it's dangerous. it's exciting, but it's dangerous. ( cheers and applause ). so why the sudden drop in gas prices? tv, talk. >> oil prices basically in a freefall since opec decided not to scale back production. >> what's happening, because of the rise of the u.s.ole priewrts, opec is trying to flood the market because they're afraid we'll steal business from them. >> oil production here has soared more than 70% in the past six years, spurred by new hydraulic fracking. >> what is the cartel has done is effectively start a price war with the united states. >> oil war.

>> oil war. >> stephen: oil war, it's america's dead dinosaurs versus saudi arabia's dead sign sores. steven spielberg, return my calls. you see, folks, in response to america becoming rich-ass mother frackers, opec is firing its first salvo in this war by opening the taps, allowing the price of crude to fall to a level at which a lot of american companies would lose money on their shale operations. do you know what that means? if the fracking business goes bust, north dakota could become an unpopulated wasteland. ( laughter ) on the other hand, this is great news for consumers, for the economy, and for our giant cars. >> s.u.v. sales are hot again thanks to the gas prices. >> low gas prices are helping sales overall, particularly among bigger models like s.u.v.s. >> americans back to buying s.u.v.s. sales of the eight-passenger lincoln navigator up 88%. >> stephen: yeah, baby!

s.u.v. rs back! ( cheers and applause ) the lincoln navigator, the seve suburban, the cadillac regret. ( laughter ) commemorative black rhino edition. folks, that is american exceptionalism. we seize the moment. car pay gas'um. i mean, fuel is cheap this week. give me a five-year lease on the rolling cargo ship with the aerodynamics of a cinder block because i be we are now living in a nonstop petroleum party that will never, ever end. that's just how markets work. here now to tell me that's not how markets work is the director of columbia university's center on global energy policy, jason bordoff. jason, thank you so much for being here. ( cheers and applause ). okay, all right. so this is it, this is it. gas surprise come down.

this is the foreseeable future. it's-- it's-- it's-- it's oil party. >> it is right now. >> stephen: all right, then it always will be. >> oil prices have a funny way of going up and going down. they always have and they always will. they're low right now-- >> stephen: maybe this is the time to dump now. >> i wouldn't want to bet on that. you're thinking about buying a new car and will have it 10, 15 years, like most people, you're better off invest naig fuel-efficient car. >> stephen: fuel efficient is fuel efficient. i can drive all the priuses right off the santa monica peer right now, can't i. whatever handed to peak oil? i heard we had run out of oil in the world, we wouldn't find anything. now it's like our substrate is just a slurry of hydrocarbon hot pockets. >> there have been about four or five times in american history where people think we're running out of oil, and it turns out people can be pretty innovative, and when the price is high they develop new technologies and new ways to extract hydrocarbons

from want ground. >> stephen: how much surplus oil do we have right now? >> we don't have surplus. we are still an importer of oil and will be an importer as far as the eye could see. >> stephen: there has to be more oil-- >> there is oil in-- >> stephen: dijust teach you economics? i think i just taught you economics. ( cheers and applause ). they're so dependent on oil, is there a chance that he might not be elected miss russia next year? >> russia is in severe economic straits. their economy is on the verge of collapse. their currency, the ruble, has fallen off a cliff in the last few days. >> stephen: isn't this a great argument-- the argument for having cheap gas is that it destroys our enemies. ( cheers and applause ). because if we have cheap gas, isn't it-- what i'm saying is aren't those of us on the conservative pro-fracking side,

aren't we the ones who are right. we have cheap gas, it's destroying the russians, and it weakens some questionable allies in the middle east. >> increasing american oil production, reniews caduceusing our imports, cutture market share for venezuela, iran, russia-- these are countries we have problems with their behavior. that's why we are sanctions against russia and iran. america is more energy secure, because we increased production and reduced consumption. >> stephen: how bad could things get for the opec nations. are the saudis going to have to tighten their belt belts? and a follow-up question, cothey wear belts? >> the saudis are better off than others. they have about $1 trillion in reserve. countries like venezuela, like russia, like iran, that need 130, $140, gallon oil just to

balance their budgets are at the risk of default and real economic chaos right now. >> stephen: so sorry. thank you so much for joining me. jason bordoff. we'll be right back my darling raymond, though you can't be here for the holidays, we'll always be together my heart. (solo) ♪it's very clear

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donating money to get your family name on as many things as possible. it's the best way to give to your community a sense of just how rich you are. just ask billionaire industrialist david h. koch. he's got the david h. koch ( applause ) a at the metropolitan museum. the david h. koch balie theater, and the natural history museum's david h. koch dinosaur wing. the "h,," of course, is for humble. and getting your name plastered everywhere is the closest we can come to importality. but as one platinum family recently learned, immortality doesn't last forever. >> if you're a fan of avery fisher hall at lincoln center, get ready for the sound of a new name. the concert space will undergo major renovations costing a half billion dollars. major donors will have to be courted to pay for it, and that would include naming rights. the lincoln center is paying avery fisher's children $15 million to drop his name. >> stephen: they gave up the

naming rights to avery fisher hall for a lousy $15 million? for that kind of chump change you can't get the naming rights to daryl hall. folks, the lesson i take from this is that somebody out there can make a ton of money by selling the naming rights. and platinum daddy wants in on this one. ( laughter ) so with just two days left-- and this is true-- i sold the naming rights to my show to dewar's scotch. ( cheers and applause ). yes. it is nowl called stephen can te colb-dewar's repewars." ♪ drink, drink, drirch. ♪ drink, drink, drink, drink, drink drink, drink, drink, drink. ♪ drink, drink, drink dewar' des

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( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is considered by many to be one of the best rapers in the world. oh, just in time for christmas. please welcome kendrick lamar. ( cheers and applause ) hey, mr. lamar, thank you so much for coming on. thanks for being here. a lot of excitement in the house tonight have have you on. big fans around here. >> appreciate it. >> stephen: how are you doing? >> good. what's going on? >> stephen: hey, listen, i'm going to start guy saying no pressure. i know you're great and everybody thinks you're all that and a bag of chips, but you are the last the "colbert report" musical guest. >> right. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: honored to have you on, but keep in mind that

means that paul mccartney, jack white, and nav were your opening acts. you are considered, like, sort of the leader of west coast rap right now. that's what snoop said you were. with that job title, is it hard to get life insurance in because-- ( laughter ) what does that mean? what does it mean you're the leader of west coast rap? what does it mean? >> as far as the new school and doing what i do, being influenced by snoop, first of all, and taking the talent that i learned and perfecting it to my own and people calling it good. >> stephen: you call yourself a rapper/writer. >> yeah, a writer. >> stephen: i have been listening to your whole album. i can say i read a book this year. why do you want to call yourself a writer instead of a rapper? >> i pride myself on that. it's more storytelling than putting rhyming words together. >> stephen: but you rhyme words pretty well. >> yeah, yeah. >> stephen: can you rhyme colbert. >> colbert? no hair. ( laughter ) ( applause )

>> stephen: there you go. in i you say you want to give your story to children so they learn lessons from your life. what story, what lessons? >> coming from a dark place and doing something positive. >> stephen: you're from compton, right? >> covmentont r-you straight out of compton, no detours? >> no detours. >> stephen: you didn't have a layover in des moines or anything? you don't chase fame or celebrity? >> no. >> stephen: why? because it is great. ( laughter ) ( applause ) everything else i've gotten is s because i chased fame and celebrity. everything cels just gravy. why don't you want fame and celebrity. >> it's not a bad thing but at the same time i always want to stay true to who i am. >> stephen: and who is that? >> kendrick lamar. >> stephen: we are going to ask you-- this confuses me, if you're straight out of compton-- by the way, you hang out with dre? >> yeah. >> stephen: you say you don't smoke pot so do you guys just talk about, like, headphones and

stuff like that. >> yeah, definitely, definitely mplets straight-up compton. kendrick lamar. why did you decide-- like rappers take stage names, like big small. why did you choose to name jurlz after anna depend rick and senator lamar alexander. >> i just wanted to be true to myself. >> stephen: you got a lot of attention for a song last year, it's called "swimming pool." okay, and in that song you got a lyric here that says get a swimming pool full of liquor and dive in. have you thought about selling that to the good poo people at dewar's? >> i haven't thought about that. >> stephen: just add the word "responsibly" at the end. hey, listen, listen, there, listen, there kendrick lamar. ( cheers and applause ) i understand-- my understanding is that you're about to do a new

song right now, world premiere-- >> yes. >> stephen: world premiere. ( cheers and applause ). >> it's untitled. >> stephen: would you do it for us now? thank you so much. kendrick lamar. we'll be right back with the world premiere by kendrick lamar. what would you give someone who convinced you to follow your dreams with one cross country roadtrip? the greatest gift for someone who gave you these moments... is to give those moments back. dewar's. the most awarded blended scotch in history. and an xperia smart phoneon 4 and a roof. and you want to play playstation 4, on your phone, on your roof. then you can get on your playstation 4, and get on your phone and your roof on your phone.

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2014. from comedy central world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> jon: whoa, whoa, whoa. welcome to "the daily show" i'm jon stewart. our guest tonight sir paul mccartney is joining us later to talk. [cheers and applause] >> jon: first ladies and gentlemen, we know the esteemed members of our united states congress [beep] hate each other. [laughing] >> jon: in fact the only thing lower than congress' approval rating among the public is how they feel about each other now as the new