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movie geeks. sports freaks. x1 from xfinity will change the way you experience tv. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to the daily. i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, democratic presidential candidate martin o'malley is here, people! (applause) yes, and we love saw gov fler o'malley at last week's debate and just today we got the results we had all been waiting for. >> for the first national poll since cnn's record-breaking democratic debate sowt and shows that hillary clinton was the
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clear winner. nearly two thirds of democrats polled say that clinton ruled the stage. (laughter). >> trevor: you gave chafee an a? cnn is heartless. you couldn't give the man a zero? at least a zero. a zero means you got nothing. it doesn't even look-- look at that. it looks like they censored a kus word or something, like he got 1% and chaify-- chafee got [bleep], that's what it looks like. anyway, so anyone watching cnn saw hillary declared the winner of the debate. but for those without don't pay for cable, the result was very different. >> most political analysts say hillary clinton won that debate but online bernie sarynds won hands done. >> bernie sanders won the night on social media. >> he was the most tweeted name of the night. he was the most goggle searched of the night. facebook said he was the most
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mentioned of the candidates of the night. >> trevor: yeah, and he wastren. (laughter) most tweeted, most facebooked. and keep in mind, this son the same night that diddy dropped a brand new song at the bet awards. you can imagine what that was like, man wa, do y'all think, an everybody was like dude, that bernie sarynds is [bleep] fire, yol. so bernie sanders reports -- supporters are saying check it out. the internet says bernie sanners won the debate. and the media is saying sorry, the internet doesn't apply here it is sort of the same reason your geeky cousin is still techically a virgin. online doesn't count. (laughter) but many bernie supporters accept none of this. some of them even claiming the reason cnn is reporting thing this way is that its corporate parent time warner is a major financial backer of hill c.e.o.-- hillary clinton. in fact, even the daily show was accused of being in cahoots with hillary am like this tweet, it said trevor noah sucks.
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that hurts. (laughter) polls show senator sanders won the debate, not hillary clinton. hillary's campaign is funded by time warner who owns comedy central. now that is not true. viacom owns comedy central. and my soul. (laughter) and i don't appreciate the implication that i'm some sort of hillary puppet, okay. because if i were a puppet, i would and will always be geppeto's puppet. (laughter) that looks sexual for some strange reason, i don't even know what that is. and second of all, i have nothing to do with time warner. want to be clear. i may not know many things about america but i know, this nothing is worse than being associated with time warner. that is the one thing i have learned. that is the first thing they tell you when you move here. they go we're a democracy. we drive on the right and if i hear anything you have, or anything you do with time warner, we're deporting your ass back to africa.
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and they say that even if are you not from africa. that is what they say. so bern feelers, i get it you are frustrated because you feel like bernie sanders was genuine and authentic and hill re wantment and we saw examples of that in the debate. >> you made a few people upset over your political careers, which enemy are you most proud of. >> in addition to the nra, the health insurance companies, the drug companies, the iranians, probably the republicans. >> trevor: she's so strange.why. that's right, everyone from the middle east to the heartland thinks i'm a piece of [bleep]. so many people hate me, i thought to my servetion you know what, i bet i could win an election. (laughter) and you know what, it is weird that hillary lists drug companies as enemies when for 2016 she has received more campaign cash from drug companies than any other candidate in either party.
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why would your enemy give you hundreds of thousands of dollars? what a strange arch nem sis you have there, hillary. how do they do this, ha, ha, ha. >> hillary in a higher tax bracket! take the money, see you at h & r block, hillary. it doesn't make sense. for more on the debate we talk to senior political correspondent jessica williams and bernie sanders headquarters, jessica williams, everybody. (cheers and applause) >> hello. >> trevor: jessica williams wha? >> oh, it's pissy trevor, the only reason the media thinks hillary won the debate because they said it was politically convenient. so by that met rick, bernie won the debate. >> trevor: i'm sorry?what do yos genuine, though. >> that is what you media fools think because you don't take him seriously as a politician. bern ye can be disingenuous too. >> in 2013 you voted for immigration reform. but in 2007 when democrats
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controlled congress and the bush white house was on board, you voted against it. >> i voted against that piece of legislation because it had guest worker provisions in it which was talked about being semislavery. guest workers are coming in, they're working under terrible conditions. but if they stand up for their rights, they're thrown out of the country. >> trevor: that seems prettystr. to sum it up, bernie sanders loves immigrants. >> you see, that's just how good he is. tack a look at why he actually voted against immigration reform in 2007. >> i don't know why we need millions of people to be coming into this country as guest workers who will work for lower wages than american workers and drive wages down even lower than they are right now. >> a lot of people coming too this country are coming in as lifeguards. i guess we can't find-- that's right, we can't find american workers to work as lifeguards.
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>> see? he wasn't worried about the threat to immigrants, he was worried about the threat from immigrants. less chump, more trump. >> trevor: wait, i'm soconfused. you're saying bernie sanders has the ability to politic just as much as every other candidate and that's good? >> exactly. and that is why he can be our next president! >> trevor: i'm just feel sogmuc. >> that's not confusion. you're feeling the bern. >> trevor: thank you, jessica,j, >> trevor: thank you, jessica,j, we'll be right what's happening here... is not normal, it's extraordinary. because there is no stop in us. or you. only go. (dootrick or treat! mmm! thank you!
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(slurping) coffee-mate's seasonal flavors are here. including new gingerbread. >> trevor: welcome back.some th. diamonds, true love and the presidential election season. for months republican frontrunner and day-old mayonnaise sculpture donald trump had been needling his nearest rival jeb with an especially stinging insult.
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>> jeb bush is a low-energy person. for him, to get things done is hard. he's very low energy. >> i like him, he's a nice person. is he a low energy person, there is no question about it. >> i'm not used that kind of a person. i'm just not used to it. i'm used to, you know, dealing with killers, pem that go---- -- people that go-- (laughter). >> trevor: i'm not surewhat-- m. what type of killers are these, done all trump? but the point is very clear. jeb bush is a small man withed into ely arms, he has no fire and no passion and that all changed at the last republican debate when jeb bush found the muse that inspired him, is brother george. >> you know what, as relates to my brother, there is one thing i know for sure. he kept us safe. i don't know if you remember-- (applause).
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>> trevor: yeah, he got thosebi. why, if i weren't his brother and i was a beautiful lady, sorry, what was i talking about? (laughter) well, that whole incident was just over a month ago and apparently donald trump finally thought of the perfect comeback. >> this is from donald trump responding to jeb bush, at the debate you said your brother kept us seavment i wanted to be nice and did not mention the wtc, the world trade center came down during his watch. 9/11. >> trevor: oh!snap! donald trump said a fact that happened. (laughter) this beef is huge right now, man. it's like draik and meek mill f they were both pasty old white guys. so jeb bush, you're on the mic. >> jeb bush responded on
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twitter, quote, how pathetic for donald trump to criticize the president for 9/11. we were attacked and my brother kept us safe. >> trevor: oh!debate fingers tur fingers. that doesn't really make sense though. we were attacked and my brother kept us safe. do you know how that sounds? it's not really correct. it's like saying i am black-out drunk and totally cool to drive. i lost your children, and this field trip was a success. it's one or the other. it can't be both. that's what i'm saying, it can't be both. but bush called trump pathetic. all trump will have to do to win this fight is do anything not pathetic. >> then he tweeted, no, jeb bush, you're pathetic for saying nothing happened during your brother's term when the world trade center was attacked and came down. >> do you blame george w bush for 9/11? >> look, look, jeb said we were safe with my brother, we were safe.
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well, the world trade center just fell down. now am i trying to blame him. i'm not blaming anybody. but the world traild center came down. so when he said we were safe, that's not safe. >> trevor: okay, i'm sorry tosan the factual confines of that sentence, donald trump is rii-- donald trump is ri-- he's not wrong. he's not wrong. (applause) which is worrying because he is not wrong about this, then what other things is trump not wrong about. maybe he is best at military. maybe multiple bankruptcies doesn't mean he is a bad businessman, the possibilities are enless. and i guess this is one pointless debate that people are never going to agree on. and you know what, that means keep tweeting. >> the former florida governor mocking the billionaire's
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fitness to be commander in chief writing in an overnight tweet, our national security isn't a reality tv show. >> trevor: why an overnighttwee. what are you doing, jeb bush, are you waking up from nightmares like oh, trump, aahh! why are you tweeting overnight. but are you correct, jeb bush, our national security isn't a reality tv show. it is a twitter war between two men in their 60s. just like the founding fathers intended. so jeb managed to get into an online match with donald trump over the one thing trimp has been never fiably correct about but don't worry, jeb, it could always be worse. >> if your brother and his administration bear no responsibility at all, how do you then make the jump that president obama and secretary clinton are responsible for what happened at benghazi? >> well, it's a question on benghazi is which is, hopefully l now finally get to the truth to, is, was that-- was the place secure. there were calls for security. it looks like they didn't get it
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but why are the terrorists not the ones who are responsible for these attacks in libya. >> they are, of course they are. but-- of course they are. (laughter). >> trevor: they are but, ofcoure they are-- but what-- ben gaz-- what, what-- they-- of course-- what, what. you see what happened here is very simple. jeb's family was attacked. and he responded quickly and decisively. but then he found that the situation was more complicated than expected. landing him in a quagmire of hard questions. now if he pulls out of the decision, he leaves his name vulnerable to more attacks. but if he stays the course, he winds up destabilizing the party's position on iraq and benghazi. i'm just saying, it is an unwinnable situation. so maybe he shouldn't have jumped in so quickly in the first place. first place. we'll be right back.
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sexiest candidate. >> thank you. >> trevor: according to twitter. >> yeah, well. >> you know, when the average age of the other contend ares is over 60 that is not a hard thing to achieve. >> trevor: i don't know.i thinkn yourself, you look good out there. >> thank you. >> trevor: you look like apresi. that is what i thought every time you were on the screen, you would look down the lens and i would look into your eyes. >> well, thank you. >> trevor: and i was like, if ir you. >> you know, trevor, funny you should mention this. because as a comedic host you must be the only immigrant in america that is excited about donald trump becoming president. >> trevor: i am.i am, for selfiy am but this is not about him. this is about you. and thank you so much for coming to the show. >> thank you, great to be with you. >> trevor: let's talk about some about at the debates. martin o'malley, running for president. one of the most devicive issues, some strange reason right now, seems to be gun control in
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america. help me understand this. what does gun control even mean? some people think gun control means no guns, some people think it means background check, what does gun control mean? >> well, in maryland, after the slaughter of the innocent in newtown, connecticut, we pulled people together to pass comprehensive gun safety legislation. the components of it were essentially these. we banned the sale of combat assault weapons. we required licenses for the purchases of new guns with fingerprints. and universal background checks. and that was essentially it. and-- (cheers and applause) so if my understanding is correct, then what you are saying is if you were to be elected, this is something you would try to implement on a national level. >> oh, absolutely. >> we are the only country developed country on the planet that buries as many of our citizens as we do year in an year out from gun violence.
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and we have to do something practical about this. i mean we know what needs to be done. >> trevor: when you saypractica. because you had a democratic legislature in maryland. and so looking at the republicans right now in congress, they can't even work with each other, it seems. how does martin o'malley come in and make people work with him. >> well, i believe that every election, trevor, is really about something more than just electing one person to a job. it's about forging a new consensus and deeper understanding understanding that then lees to better actions, so i intend to talk about this throughout this campaign. i mean this is one of the core things that we need to do to make our country a safer and more prosperous place. and how you campaign determines how you can govern. in other words, you can't expect to say i've got a mandate to get things done, if you don't have the guts or the hutzpah to actually talk about it while you're campaigning. so i think there's actually a
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growing majority of americans who believe this is crazy. i mean think about it i saw this ben stiller quote the other day where he said one knit wit with-- nu t wit with a failed attempt of a shoe bomb with an airplane and we're all taking off our shoes and standing in line forever. and yet think of all of the mass shooting after mass shooting after mass shooting, surely we're capable of taking better actions than what we've taken. so i intend to forge a new consensus. and i think the young people of our country are actually with us on this. >> trevor: that is amazing.(app. >> trevor: who is ben stiller,i? (laughter) >> i hope so. >> trevor: what was interestinge and the little-- i wouldn't call it a disagreement, really, but it was between yourself and hillary. now you endorsed hillary way back when she was running. >> i did, eight years ago. >> trevor: yes, eight years agoe changed. why is martin o'malley no longer willing to support hillary.
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why is martin o'malley saying you need to now vote for me. >> well, there is a couple of things. one, i believe that as our times change, as our challenges change, i believe that new leadership is required. and i believe that these times are upon us. the other thing that has changed is that between now and then there was the crash of 2008. when wall street and these mega banks that grew up and forced all of the rest of us as taxpayers to cover their bad bets and bail them out, that is still something we haven't delivered upon as dem kralts. namely, to protect the main street economy from excesses on wall street. and i believe that i have the independence to actually get that done. and i do not believe that hillary clinton does. >> there were many things that she changed positions on, right before the debate. but she could not bring herself. >> did you say right before, like when you were walking into the room or-- just in the time leading up to the debate. >> i mean the time leading up to
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it. whether it is the transpacific partnership or whether it was keystone. but she couldn't bring herself to say that we need to separate commercial banking from the speculative banking, mainly reinstating glass steagall because she can't. and she said in the debate, i represented wall street. and yes, she did. and i believe that she hasn't the independence needed to protect the main street economy from excesses on wall street. >> trevor: so if she representee him an applause for that. (applause). >> trevor: if she said sherepreu believe that she still does, who does martin o'malley represent? >> i represent our better days. i represent actually the vision for our country that says we're all in this together. and that, in fact, our economy grows because we strengthen our middle class, not because we concentrate wealth at the top. in other words, our economy, trevor, isn't money. it's people, it's all of our people and we need to start acting like americans again and investing in the skills of our
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people in our own country if we hope to give our kids a better future. that is the vision that i represent for our country. (applause). >> trevor: i will tell you thisu seemed in the wire. governor martin o'malley. >> go mets! >> go mets! >> trevor: we'll be right back. ♪ it was the best day [ laughing ] yeah! ♪ it was the best day ♪ it was the best day yeah!
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>> larry: tonight, donald trump and jep bush call each other pathetic over twitter. guys, stop arguing, in this case you're both right. [cheers and applause] it's a tie. donald trump claims he would have prevented 911 if he had been president. it's true, bin laden would have been like, let's not bother america. it's obviously destroying itself. call it off, guys. call it off. and retailers in d.c. are using a text app called group me to racially profile black shoppers. this is not the reason we wanted black
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