2692. >> were comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. (applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to the daily show. thank you very much, thank you, thank you, i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight lupita nyong'o is here, everybody. she plays maz kanata in the new star wars film which is the first time in history an actor in star wars has a cooler sounding name than their character. congratulations, lupita. on last night's show we talked about the climate summit in paris and how important it is to the future of man kind. but now i know we should have been talking about something much more dangerous. >> we are talking about the

existential threat to man kind from global warming. you know, gradually in the future, what about what is happening right now. what about when you saw those amazon drones delivering the prototypes delivering goods to people's homes. what happens when isis gets a drone and puts a bomb on it and flies it some place. >> trevor: yeah, yeah, why talk about the real thing that could gradually destroy civilization over time when we could be talking about the more immediate thing that i'm making up right now. i'm sorry, isis bombs on amazon drones? oh, and even worse what if isis gets their hands on an amazon prime account, oh, it will be free-two-day shipping on bombs in new york. same day! add to cart. people are right, we should be worried about isis. they're the world's most feared terrorists and even worse they have ruined the reputation of lemon isis whose only goal is to spread frosty tart desserts

across the middle easted. and for what it's worth, isis is getting plenty of new attention. >> more u.s. special operations forces are now heading to iraq and to syria. >> in full koord nation in the government of iraq we're deploying an specialized expeditionary targeting pors to assist iraqi and kurdish peshmerga forces and put even more pressure on isil. >> trevor: yes, the u.s. is going after isis in full coordination with the governments of iraq. that's kind of key here. you can't remove a toxic element without the full cooperation of the body it's infecting. isn't that right, my appendix! you were the isis of my die guess tiff system. i will tell you what i like about this plan. full coordination with the government of iraq. that tha seems like the most important part of the whole operation because without that, i don't think. >> iraq prime minister haider al abadi said his forces were capable of defeating isis without the help of foreign

combat troops. >> any foreign force which enters iraq will be viewed as an invading force. >> trevor: ah! see, i always knew the invasion of iraq would one day come back to bite the u.s i knew it i knew it. so iraq has decided that they can take on isis by themselves. and they're not going to be the only ones trying to be the only ones. >> anonymous, the hacktivist group shrouded in secretary resee has declared war on isis following the attacks in paris. >> you have reached a limit. >> trevor: oh, snap. you have reached your limit, isis. your free version of terrorism has expired. it's time for you to pay for the proversion, come on, we're talking about isis here. how effective can anonymous be. >> more than 20,000 twitter accounts belonging to isis were just taken down by anonymous. isis, we will hunt you. take down your sites.

accounts, e-mails and expose you. >> trevor: i have a particular set of skills. we will hunt you down. we will find you. and we will make you-- mom! i'm recording a meses age-- message for isis am bring the pop tarts down here! come on! hey, anonymous, i was just joke being the pop tart thing. you guys seem like very nice hackers, please don't hack me and destroy my life. (laughter) by the way, if you are a celebrity, now say great time to take some bathroom nudes because it seems like all the top hackers are busy with this isis thing. >> there's another techically sophisticated group fighting an online war with isis. they call themselves ghost security group. it's leaders an ex-anonymous member, a man who calls himself digita shadow. >> my online name is digita shadow. >> trevor: look, digita shadow, if you want to scare isis, maybe don't pick a name that loosely translates to

shadow fingers. >> shadow fingers. >> i will hunt you down like a dog and destroy you, bonny isis. oh no, he's getting away! just a lighthearted joke, mr. shadow sir, i'm a huge fan of your hacking. you hold all the power in this relationship. please don't doxx me and destroy my life. now unfortunately we can't only deal with isis online. it's not like every other aspect of our lives. and thankfully there are people out there offering practical solutions. >> the nation's largest police union is pushing for some nfl fans to be allowed to carry concealed weapons in stadiums. >> the letter cited the recent attacks in a soccer stadium in paris saying on duty police officers may not be able to find and neutralize every potential threat. >> trevor: oh, yeah, arming football fans. who looked at a stadium filled with drunk dudes screaming at athletes and thinks, you know what these guys need? guns. yeah, yeah. you really want guns for these eagle fans who use snow as a

weapon, really? that's what you want? you want them to get snow. they use snow, you know that peaceful substance, that almost water, yeah, yeah. and you want them to have guns at games now, that is what you are saying? sorry, eagles fans, that you are eagles fans. (laughter) (applause) police, i get the sentiments. but sometimes the cops can't help. an when that happens, you have to turn to somebody else for a little protection. >> isis has a brand new opponent, the new york mafia. >> the son of notorious mob gos fran ses cogam bin-- gambino said they can protect america better than the cops. >> i love the idea that the mob is going to protect america from isis. you can imagine those guys, hey, isis, you got a nice bur againing caliphate here tks would be ashame if something would happen to it, ka petition.

>> apparently there was an article in "the new york post" that claimed that the mafia claimed war on isis and gambino went on fox to discuss it. >> there was an article on "the new york post," most of it is bullshit. >> just as a reminder, we have kids watching, please watch the language this morning. >> oh, yeah, yeah, no problem. >> trevor: oh, yeah, yeah, the kids, can't believe i [bleep] oh, i'm such a [bleep] oh, shit i keep -- hey, mr. gambino, i'm so [bleep] sorry. okay, mr. gambino, so the big question is what does the mafia have to do with isis? and please make it bull. >> the birth of the mafia was the late 1200. and to protect its citizens and there was an evil empire just like isis, just like isis. >> trevor: i seerks he's describing another splinter group, italian isis.

(laughter) you see, the great thing in this situation is that you don't even have to be a part of an organization to make a difference. anyone can step up to fight isis no matter how little you know about them or how racist you are. >> in texas over the weekend a group of protestors, some of them armed, lined up outside a mosque in irving. some of the demonstrators held signs reading stop the islamization of america. worshipers were urged to steer clear of the group. >> we are here protesting syrian refugees coming to america. protesting the islamization of america. >> trevor: wow. i feel so bad for these syrian refugees, can you imagine fleeing over 7,000 miles to get away from this guy and you finally make it to america and the first thing you see when you arrive at your new mosque is this guy. they must be a little bit like bugs bunny, no matter how far they travel there is always an idiot with a big gun trying to help them down. shh, be very very quiet, i'm hunting mu s-wims.

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>> it's actually a food-- it's bon klepper-teet, like bon appetit, it's french, it's got my name-- hey, everybody. you know, i've always loved cooking ever since me and my dear grandmama made our klepper spaghetti. i kept telling her it was taco tuesday, but her mind was going. any hoo, food has gotten a lot more complicated what with chemicals and labels and other confusing ingredients, its darn near impossible to fix up something good and healthy, luckily this clupper tit is here to help, i said tit, i did say it, didn't i. look, cereal, seems wholesome. >> there are 10,000 different chemicals we are exposed to in food and there are about at least 3,000 which we don't know anything about. >> they're great! ly affecting your child's health. so this little side project is going straight in the official bone klepper-tit trash bin. so how did our food get so

chem-tastic. >> in the early 1900s when food contamination was rampant, consumers responded positively to the idea of manufactured food. >> oh, sure, who wouldn't respond positively to manufactured food when your alternative is sal monday ella jon belushi. but in our haste to get away from that guy, we went a bit too far. >> the fact that the food was made in a big factory by a big company was saying that guaranteed in consumer's minds that it was safe. >> an ad campaign helped boost that image. marketers boasted wrigley's gum offered a fascinating artificial flavor. >> that's right, like so many things it was our stupid history's fault. thanks for the cancer gum, grandma. you old bitch! well, now that we know better, i'm going to show you thousand to make an all-natural nutritious meal at home from scratch with fresh ingredients because these days the only way to really trust your food is to make it yourself.

now first, i am lining this pan with fine, extra virgin olive oil. now it's not techically open but you can imagine what it would be like if it was. this one, there we are. trust me, guys, now that it's open, not only is it open but it's also a top italian brand so you know that this is the good stuff. >> seven top italian olive oil brands are under investigation including bertolli and carapelli, accused of passing off regular olive oil as extra virgin. >> what? people are lying about virginity, that is an option? [bleep] college could have been so much easier. let's just straight to the chicken, shall we? all right, now chicken is so much simpler, you have to look for all natural on the label so you know what you are getting. >> all natural can mean just about anything. >> the term organic is tightly regulated but the fda has no definition for the use of the word natural. >> okay, okay, not so fast,

because this chicken is also organic. >> food bearing thatu sda certified organic label isn't actually checked by theu sda but by third party contractors. and certifiers are paid by the farmer. >> okay, fine, no chicken, all right. no narms. we got stuff. we got, uh-huh, wild caught salmon, huh? that's a nice fish. >> a study by oceana, an ocean conservation organization says salmon was mislabeled as wild caught when it was actually farmed fish. >> okay, forget dinner, all right. nobody likes dinner anyway, all right. you know what my family runs on? booze. >> counterfeit wine has been discovered in europe and the u.s in both the high and low end of the market. experts say the cost is now in the billions of dollars. >> [bleep], all right, it's 2015, you want to eat, order

something online. >> if you use seemless or grub hub to order dinner like i do, you want to hear this. >> kitchens can bypass the restaurant grading system. we uncovered restaurants posting menus on grub hub and seemless with false addresses and unregistered names. we couldn't figure out where our food was cooked. >> please, no. >> where was this food made, where did this food come from. >> it's called really chinese. >> right. >> so if i go there, that is what i will see. >> right. >> wrong, when i went to the real kitchen it was a restaurant called abbey chinese. according to the health department inspectors have found evidence here of rats, roaches or mice six times in the last two years. >> son of a bitch. okay, good, all right. what, it's just rats and white rice. i ordered rats and brown rice, you-- tit, go, go! what a fool i've been. to put my faith in labels and brandzs. is there any truth to food or do all recipes call for a dash of

lies, oh woe is man, for thou-- what are you doing here, what is it. >> it is a cash tip. >> cash, sorry, jesus what is it, 15%, were you fast but the rat looks cold. yeah, what do you say, all right, do you want a fish? it's around here somewhere. yeah, get a trout on your way out. thanks. jordan klepper, everyone, we'll be right back. >> yeah, >> yeah, (applause)

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plawtion plaws-- (applause). >> trevor: oh, that is a beautiful dress of -- are those real lights. >> yes, they are led lights. >> trevor: do you-- forgive me s that like a star wars or thing or is it just a fashion choice. >> well, i think i might have been attracted to it because of my experience on star wars. >> trevor: yes. >> but this is a zac pos endress in collaboration with goggle. >> in collaboration of goggle. >> goggle, yeah. >> that is what happens all the time, fashion and goggle, of course. >> yeah, so they have this initiative called made with code. and it's about encouraging girls to try computer science by showing them how it merges with

fashion. >> that's-- . >> trevor: that's beautiful, that's really fashion. >> how it can. >> trevor: that's nice. now you are here to talk about your play eclipsed and to talk about star wars. normally when someone comes on the show i get to play a clip of the movie. but because star wars is all like oh, we're star wars, we don't let anybody see anything other than what we have already shown them, i can't show a clip. so it is basically just, everyone at home, imagine like-- (laughter) , wow, lupita you were amazing in that. that was-- that was amazing. what was that like for you? what was that like? >> i it really was kind of out of this world, you know-- . >> trevor: nicely done, nicely done. it was out of this world. >> no, it really was. i, you know, i grew up watching star wars. it was a part of my life. it came on tv on public holidays. >> trevor: yes. >> so i thought of star wars as time off of school. and it was just incredible to have this opportunity to be a

part of it 30 years later. >> trevor: is it weird acting, was this your first role doing cgi. >> yes. >> trevor: is that weird? i always wonder because they put the little dots on your face and you act-- do you act in one place, like you don't move. >> no, you do move, you do move. it is-- it's basically you're doing the work you do anyway as an actor but are you not in costume and you're not in hair and makeup and are you in dots instead. and you have cameras in your face with led lights shining. and you have your own personal spolt light everywhere you go. >> trevor: that sounds-- i like that. so you just have a light that shiens on you. >> yeah, yeah. >> trevor: it makes you look angelic or something. >> holy. >> trevor: that is the word i was looking for. are you ever-- because you are very beautiful in person. >> thank you. >> trevor: in 12 years a slave you looked like a slave. >> i will take that as a compliment. >> trevor: no, you did. it looked like it was a tough time, it was a tough movie. and then now you look like-- are we going to see you in a movie

where you get to see your face? >> oh, yeah, you will. i did a film after star wars in jungle book, i did a film called clean of kat-way which is an incredible movie about this chess prodigy from uganda and i play her mother. >> trevor: so we get to see the face. >> yes, we get to see your face. >> trevor: one place we definitely get to see the face is in the play eclipsed. congratulations moving from the public theater into broadway. that's pretty huge. >> thank you. i'm very excited about that. >> trevor: that's really exciting. what-- what is the play, can you tell me the plot of this thing? >> yes. can i tell you a little more about eclipse. eclipsed is a beautiful play an actress from the walks dead. and it is about five liberian women during wartime there, during the civil war. and it's about how they cope with the war in very different ways, the five of them. and it's funny, it's intense. it's taxing.

it's exciting. it's a very exciting play. and it was very exhausting to do every day but every day it was a gift to tell the story. >> trevor: what was harder, doing the cgi in star wars or doing the theater acting. >> whoa, yeah. >> trevor: that's what we do, tough questions. >> that say tough question. i think what was harder was definitely eclipsed because there is a stamina that you need toy stay with the kind of material day in day out and allow yourself to go in that emotional roller coaster from start to finish every day. >> trevor: that's a powerful thing. before we g real quick, tell us what the plot of star wars is again? >> there is a saiber. there's hans solo and you know, and other folks. >> trevor: you can't blame me for trying. "star wars: the force awakens" will be in theaters december 18th. eclipsed begins previews february 23rd. lupita that wango, everybody.

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give the gift that makes dogs giddy. and fights plaque and tartar. greenies dental chews. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: that's our show for tonight, thank you so much, lupita that wango for joining us. -- join us when.

and of course stay tuned for the night lee show coming up next. now here it is, your moment of zen. >> the restaurant is supposed to be right here. >> over and again, we were left holding the bag. >> i'm just simply trying to find out where my food was made. y

comedy central >> larry: allegations of tampered evidence in the laquan mcdonald shooting fuels steplation of a cover-up by chicago cops. looks like the city of a deep dish is in a deep dish of [bleep]. these allegations make chicago the most corrupt city in america so congratulations second city you're finally number one at something. kidding. and i sit down with spike leer of the new movie "chi-raq." it's the only film about black people in chicago police haven't allegedly tampered with. let's do this.