navratilova town. i love hanging out with those guys. tune in next week to see who will get the final rose. goodnight. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ♪ (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: thank you very much! welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah. we've got a great show. our musical guest tonight pusha t is here, everybody! (applause) but in our main news, tonight was the republican debate in las vegas, and we'll have full coverage of it tomorrow, because we tape the show at 6:30 p.m., and i won't look into the future. i mean, i can look into the future because i do have that power, but i won't.

(laughter) no, no... i won't. you guys are giggling like i will, and i won't (laughter) okay, fine. just this once. (cheers and applause) (gasp) i saw too much! it's just chris christie trimming his pubes! (laughter) the future is so strange! anyway, even before the debate started, everyone knew it would be important because right now the republican field is extremely volatile. candidates have been surging and dropping rapidly. take ben carson for instance, whwho has dropped 18 points from six weeks ago because voters realized presidents don't have to be good at stabbing people. it's just a bonus. and over the weekend, ben carson came out and responded to his fading prospects. >> you've seen those poll

numbers, dr. carnes. what do you think went wrong? >> uh, well, you know, poll numbers go up and down. i wasn't excited when they were up. i'm not excited when they're down. (laughter) >> trevor: uh, in fact, i've never been excited in my life. (laughter) even when i orgasm... (laughter) i just go -- eh... (cheers and applause) now, you know what? you might laugh at him, but at least carson had a surge, which is more than you can say for john kasich, also known as "oh, yeah! that guy ." while other candidates are holding events at westgate resort and casino and the renaissance hotel, kasich had more humble ambitions.

>> republican presidential candidate john kasich canceled a planned appearance for tomorrow morning. he was scheduled to be at tipsy coffee on the southwest side but because of a campaign had to cancel because of a scheduling conflict. (laughter) >> i don't know what's sadder in this situation, that poor john kasich is so unpopular he holds his campaign events at a coffee shop, or that he had to cancel it because of a scheduling conflict. what is is conflict? him walking around, like, sorry, can we use this table? no? sorry. can i use that -- no? can i -- no? i'm john kasich from the -- the -- yeah, that guy. that guy. (laughter) and what was he doing at a coffee shop anyway? that's not how you run for president. it's how you have nonhouse sex on craigslist. are you john kasich? yeah, are you cap'n butt stuff 73? (laughter) now, of course, nobody's fallen further than jeb bush, who's sitting at about 4% in the polls, which explains his latest fundraising email promise.

>> his campaign says it will stop spamming email accounts with fundraising requests till next year, but there is a catch to this offer. you will have to contribute $25 in campaign cash now. >> trevor: wow! for only $25, jeb bush will leave you alone. (cheers and applause) this is insane! you know what's crazier is jeb bush's campaign and super pac have spent over $60 million so far with nothing to show for it, and he's still asking people for money. how is it that americans always fall for this? because right now, jeb bush's campaign sounds like an elaborate nigerian prince scam to me. (laughter) my father was a president. my brother was a president. and i was supposed to be president as well. and with your help and $60 million, i can save this

country and put money back in your pockets! just send me your bank accounts! (cheers and applause) oh! and as for donald trump... well, i mean, he's doing very well. and not just in the polls. just yesterday, as is customary for presidential candidates in america, he released a letter from his doctor attesting to his good tel health, including the following passages -- and this is completely, completely real. i know you guys -- it's completely real. daniel radar's mom sitting at home, this is completely real. (laughter) to whom my concern: (laughter) we're off to a shaky start. (laughter) says many things, like, mr. trump has had no significant

medical problems. actually, his blood pressure, 110 over 65, and laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent. that's just a little bit weird. because lab results are either bad or normal. (laughter) unless the doctor was, like, i'm astonished! i mean, look at him! he looks like cancer in a wig! but i digress. where is this? oh, yeah, this is funny. his physical strength and stamina are extraordinary! (laughter) i'm sorry... his strength and stamina? what is he a patient or dungeons and dragons character? this is weird. if i elected, finally, mr. trump, i can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency. (laughter) now, i know what you're thinking at home... trevor, clearly, donald trump

wrote that himself. there is no way you can believe a medical doctor actually wrote that. that is, unless you see a picture of drump' of donald trus doctor. once again, this is completely real. (laughter) (cheers and applause) this guy looks like the kind of doctor who would be caught supplying mexican steroids to minor league baseball players. i'm not saying that's true. i'm just saying it's how he looks. and yet when donald trump saw dr. harold bornstein he was, like, yes! that's the man i will trust with my life! there is just something about him... i mean, can you imagine what it's like when trump has an appointment with this guy in well, we can. in fact, it's the inspiration for our new daily show one-act play -- donald trump gets a mole examined.

enjoy. (clears throat) >> let us begin! mr. trump, your cholesterol is superb. >> mm-hmm. your blood pressure is amazing! >> hmm. it is probably the best blood pressure of any human being ever! >> yeah, makes sense. what about this spot on my neck? >> donald, i'll be honest with you... what you've got here is a mole. (gasps) >> and how bad this mole? give it to me straight! >> okay, i will. this is the single best mole i have ever seen in my career! >> ted cruz would kill to have a mole like this! >> he'd kill! nobody moles like trump moles! >> nobody! i'm the best at moles! the best! do you know who wishes they could make moles this good?

>> china! i was thinking the same thing! >> yeah! thank you, doc. >> anytime. mr. trump, one more thing -- >> great hair! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: bravo, bravo! how delightfully stupid. we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) emerge restored. fortified. replenished. emerge everyday with emergen-c packed with b vitamins, antioxidants, electrolytes

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(cheers and applause) >> trevor: welcome back to the show! with donald trump still leading the g.o.p. race, the big question is, why the hell? which is why many news organizations have been holding focus groups with trump support, to learn more about his appeal, which is silly and a waste of everyone's time, because "the daily show" already did its own focus group with other real trump supporters. jordan klepper has more. >> jordan klepper: just who are trump voters? i went to las vegas, site of the final g.o.p. debate of 2015 and set up my own focus group of real trump supporters to ask the

big question -- why? >> why i like trump is he's not a politician. >> he's not taking any crap from anybody. >> he has no filters. that's a good thing in we're on the same page? >> yes. do you want a president in there who walks on egg shells and not wanting to hurt this or that community? >> jordan klepper: yes. so a president that says things like this -- >> when mexico sends its people, they're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists -- >> did he say every single person who comes across our borders are criminals, rapists or drug dealers? i believe he said a majority of them. nobody's disputing the figures. look at the people that are coming across the border illegally. are the vast majority reputable people that want to give to the community? >> jordan klepper: yeah. i'm saying a vast majority caught by the bored guards smuggling drugs, raping women and everything else? unfortunately, a vast majority

of them are overshadowing the good ones. >> jordan klepper: in that statement you had four vast majorities. >> vast majority. >> jordan klepper: do the statistics matter? >> i think the statistics are there. >> jordan klepper: i think the vast majority of your statistics are bull (bleep). >> do you? >> jordan klepper: yes. that could very well be. >> jordan klepper: if thacts don't matter, what does matter? matter? trump said he wants to ban all muslims coming to this country. >> he's not singling out this group because of their religious beliefs. >> jordan klepper: he is choosing their religion as the one identifier to keep them out. >> maybe he's not as articulate as we would like. >> he's saying a lot of things we are thinking or want to say. >> jordan klepper: have you ever said i think we should stop all members of one religion from entering into our country? >> no, but you have to start somewhere. >> i think what everyone is overlooking is trump brought this to the forefront. maybe it was crude and maybe a lot of us don't agree with that

position, but what he has done is everyone is talking about it. >> jordan klepper: i can walk into my friend's apartment, take a (bleep) on his rug and everyone's talking about whether he should get a new rug, doesn't make me the good guy. >> negative attention is sometimes better than no attention at all. >> jordan klepper: so their candidate dropping a deuce is a worth while conversation starter. but what about the (bleep) that comes out of his mouth? i want to play a game called "who said it, donald trump or racist sandwich"? hi, i smell like roast beef and i think mexicans are here to rape people and commit crimes. >> i'm going with sandwich on that. racist sandwich. >> jordan klepper: you are right. another one. trump or racist sandwich? i have a great relationship with the blacks. i've always had a great relationship with the blacks. >> trump. >> jordan klepper: you're holding out. >> me? i would say trump, too.

i was thinking about that for a second. >> jordan klepper: this is the guy you twice are going to vote for, right? >> mm-hmm. >> jordan klepper: two things i hate, banana peppers and muslims. >> racist sandwich. >> jordan klepper: you're thinking on that one. >> i did think about it, but, yeah. >> jordan klepper: when you're actually thinking about it, it's difficult to tell the difference between what a racist sandwich would say and your presidential candidate? it's not a good sign! (applause) but is there any line that donald trump can cross that might cause them to change their vote? all right, this game is called trump card. drop the donald face if it would cause donald trump to lose your vote, all right? would you support donald trump if he made fun of a disabled reporter? still voting for him. made fun of all chinese people? everybody still cool with that? okay. just looking for that line. would you support donald trump if he said there should be a registry for all muslims?

national registry of jews? i still see two trumps in the air! okay. just because it's good to know where the jews are? i tried for hours and hours rigorously studying these fascinating creatures. this is a group that doesn't like statistics, thinks muslims need not apply, some would consider routing of the jews, but how are there so many of them? >> for some reason, trump, the more bizarre he gets, the more people like him. >> jordan klepper: but you're one of those people. >> i'm one of those people. >> jordan klepper: why? (laughter) at last, we had reached common ground. even some trump supporters can't wrap their head around why people support trump. >> trevor: jordan klepper, everybody! (cheers and applause) we'll be right back. offers best in class hd towing,

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(cheers and applause) >> trevor: welcome back! my guest tonight is a hip-hop artist whose new album is called "king push - darkest before dawn: the prequel." now to play the song from the album, please welcome pusha t. (cheers and applause) ♪ i say, hey, sunshine ♪ oh, how the day can be so long ♪ ♪ i say, hey, sunshine ♪ oh, how the day can be so long ♪ ♪ america, you need a miracle

beyond spiritual ♪ ♪ i feed a real-er view ♪ i hold a mirror to it ♪ these ain't new problems, they just old ways ♪ ♪ i seen one time turn sunshine into freddie gray ♪ ♪ just another header dead, just another header dead ♪ ♪ send another to the feds ♪ send another to the feds ♪ not guilty, i'm still filthy ♪ in fox eyes, we the dark side ♪ ♪ so they tell you lies ♪ through a tv ♪ cnbc, cnn, don lemon, no kweli when you meet me ♪ ♪ in order to be me ♪ you gotta see what chief keef see ♪ ♪ brenda's baby next door to the candy lady ♪ ♪ same project as candy man, where they still doing hand and hand ♪ ♪ sunday to sunday, pastor only want one day ♪ ♪ grandma praying some day, but god can't hear it over gun play ♪ ♪ still a target, but the badge is a new noose ♪ ♪ yeah, we all see it, but cell phones ain't enough proof ♪

♪ so we still loose. i say, hey, sunshine ♪ ♪ oh, how the day can be so long ♪ ♪ i say, hey, sunshine ♪ oh, how the day can be so long ♪ ♪ i don't got no march in me ♪ i can't turn the other cheek ♪ why they're testing your patience ♪ ♪ they just testing my reach ♪ funeral flowers every 28 hours being laid over ours ♪ ♪ sworn to protect and serve ♪ but who really got the power ♪ looking over their allowances ♪ ♪ building prisons where the mountains is ♪ ♪ laptops is for the county kids ♪ ♪ metal detectors is where ours is ♪ ♪ they'll never rewrite this like the rewrote history ♪ ♪ the fact that the statute of liberty was black is a got damn mystery ♪ ♪ and so it goes, every truth be told ♪ ♪ all these cops cleared and lives are stole ♪ ♪ every goose don't lay gold, whoa ♪ ♪ just another dead ♪ just another dead

♪ send another to the feds ♪ send another to the feds ♪ they calling the national guard public enemy ♪ ♪ i'm chuck d, flava flav in louie v, but i'm huey p the new elite ♪ ♪ it's either you or me ♪ let the sun shine, 'cause the dark clouds tryin' ruin me ♪ ♪ it's more than more than more than baltimore ♪ ♪ from shore to shore, oh lord ♪ patience torn, patience gone, oh lord ♪ ♪ i don't got no march in me ♪ i can't turn the other cheek ♪ why they're testing your patience ♪ ♪ they just testing my reach ♪ i don't got no march in me ♪ i can't turn the other cheek ♪ why they're testing your patience ♪ ♪ they just testing my reach ♪ i don't got no march in me ♪ i can't turn the other cheek ♪ why they're testing your patience ♪ ♪ they just testing my reach ♪ i don't got no march in me ♪ i can't turn the other cheek ♪ why they're testing your patience ♪ ♪ they just testing my reach (cheers and applause)

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>> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." "king push - darkest before dawn: the prequel" will be in the stores friday. i'm joined by pusha t. man, that song was power, dude. >> thank you, sir. >> trevor: some of the white people got a bit uncomfortable when you did the black power, but -- >> no... >> trevor: but it's a strong song, man, it's beautiful. i can see why kanye west a made you the head of good music.

congrats on that, by the way. is this a theme that runs through the album? is this why you're talking about issues, is this close to pusha t now? >> i'm talking about what's going on in society, good, bad, ugly. >> trevor: sounds amazing, dude. thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> trevor: to play us out with the song "crutches, crosses and caskets." please welcome once again, pusha t. (cheers and applause) >> yeah, yeah... ♪ beautiful evils ♪ check me out ♪ crutches crosses caskets ♪ crutches crosses caskets ♪ all i see is victim ♪ my young sick 'em ♪ i don't get 'em ♪ i just get back their jewelry if i'm (bleep)ing with them ♪ ♪ your man crush monday's be

owing ♪ ♪ my skin is triple black ♪ i'm the omen ♪ you can't kill a god like the romans ♪ ♪ take my time to craft (bleep) ♪ ♪ 'cause i don't like back and forth with puff about rap (bleep) ♪ ♪ crutches crosses caskets ♪ crutches crosses caskets ♪ all i see is victims ♪ rappers is victimized at an all-time height ♪ ♪ but not i ♪ you pop ♪ thought i'd let it fly ♪ i'm yaisel puig ♪ i'm in another league ♪ i deflected ♪ only thing we have in common ♪ bleed ♪ in your thousand dollar joggers ♪ ♪ as you rhyme about your dollars ♪ ♪ is their shame when a platinum rapper's mother lives in squalor ♪ ♪ mildred's in the bahamas for a month ♪ ♪ she's probably sitting in her pajamas having lunch. ♪ swordfish ♪ my reality is more fish ♪ banana clips for all your curious georges ♪ ♪ old slapping young ♪ ha, imagine that ♪ where you from ♪ crutches crosses caskets ♪ crutches crosses caskets ♪ all i see is death by the masses ♪ ♪ the only astrics is the change of address ♪ ♪ my inifinit spool as long as

magic's ♪ ♪ yeah, i led zillow change my pillows ♪ ♪ the home is so inviting ♪ the porsche is the armadillo ♪ the silhouette ♪ the pop pop pop ♪ the chop chop chop ♪ the throwaway tech's got tourette's. it's more than this drug money ♪ ♪ i love money ♪ i speal to your soul and that's above money ♪ >> larry: tonightly, scientists have reconstructed the face of jesus christ using computer imaging. donald trump immediately tried to send him back to syria. a shooting instructor in california is training churchgoers to carry concealed weapons, which explains why the priest keeps saying, "in the name of the father, the son-- he's got a gun." and bill cosby saying his accuserss sexual assault allegations defamed him. no, it was the stories about the raping of the women