that is the look you have and if you did, which side of it were you on. that is the look that he has. so everyone was wondering why chris christie would do such a thing. but people always forget that when you sell your soul to the devil, are you still getting something in return. and last thursday we found out what that was. >> donald trump in central new jersey at a fundraiser in lawrenceville for governor christie. >> a $200 per person event was designed to pay you have christie's $200,000 debt from his failed presidential run. >> you know, chris paid off his entire campaign debt tonight, right? his entire debt. >> trevor: yeah! we did it! we did it! i mean we could have given that money to are chaity, but let's be honest, christie is the real tragedy here, come on. yeah, there is probably kids in africa going no, no, i know me, but have you seen his face, give him the moneyment i will wait for next time. i will wait for next time. so yes, trump helped wipe out chris ye's debt in just one night.

and all christie had to do was endorse a man who a few months prior he had said this about. >> i just don't think he's suited to be president of the united states. >> why? wince don't think his temperment is suited or his experiences. >> trevor: i don't think he's suited and yet now he. is and also, while they are walking along the boardwalk, it is an interview, not a high school date, i don't understand, unless this is christie's game, i will meet you for an interveurks 8 p.m. at the kissing booth, see you there. s to atly business. now look, we understand there is going to be a certain level of back scratching in politics, but this level of payback is seldom this obvious. i mean it's right in our face. it is like a couple joining the mile high club on the aisle of a plane, have the desensee to at least go in the tiny bathroom, at least. even though it was christie's event, it was-- . >> when a company moves to mexico and they think they're going to drop outlining carrier, like ford, like nabisco, they

think they will take our people, fire all of our people, move to mexico, make their air conditioners and sell them right across the border, no tax, no nothing, guess what, folks, not going to work that way any more. every year that you make, that you sell into the united states, you are going to pay a 35% tax, okay? very simple. >> we're losing our shirts, folks. >> trevor: we're losing our shirts, folks. we're losing our shirts to these foreign countries. and no one knows that better than donald trump whose brand of shirts is manufactured in china. yeah, so if you want american made trump clothing then you basically have to wear a bunch of his steaks, that is how it, was. it makes more sense than eating them, let's be honest am but let's back up a second. let's back up a second. because when done all trump says you're going to pay a 35% tax, you understand, he means you, the american consumer that is who ends up paying the tariff. it feels lick yesterday shoppers were pulling knives on each other to save ten bucks on a blu

ray player, but now they are cheering. when everything from thoses country is suddenly one-third more expensive, trump is basically putting economic sanctions on america, you know, the sanctions the same thing the u.s. uses to cripple other countries that is basically trump's economic recovery plan. a plan that could actually deepen the trade imbalance, singt u.s. into recession within a year and lead to a trade war with china and mexico. this is a trade war. >> these dumbees say oh, well, that's a trade war. trade war! we're losing $500-- 500 billion in trade with china. who the hell cares if there say trade war. trade war? it's crazy. >> trevor: no, you're [bleep] crazy! (cheers and applause) how is this gi a presidential candidate? i mean i know maybe you don't care donald trump, but you know who would care? the four million americans that would stand to lose their jobs if a trade war happened. there is no war with china that you can say you done care about it doesn't matter what kind of war it is. a military war, a trade war, a storage war t doesn't matter.

if china had to cheap all their [bleep] we would be overwhelmed in a week. trump says i don't care. so helping christie with his debt and starting a trade war with china was basically the business part of friday's event. but trump like the human mullet that he is, saved room for the party in the back. >> there's nothing like new jersey. wise guy, so many wise guys. i will tell you what, you can make it in new jersey. you can do just about anything you want in life. >> trevor: if you can make it in jersey, you can do do anything you want in life. it's like the royaltiy free version of new york new york that they use an unlicensed karaoke bars. if you can make it in-- i don't understand. how do people look at this man and think yeah, president. he just walks up on stage and starts riffing. it's his nature. he's like a monkey at the zoo who is like what am i going to do, not masturbate in front of

tourists? it's who i am. donald chimp. we know that making a bunch of weird misinformed and sometimes flat-out wrong statements at chris christie own bailout fund raiser couldn't possibly be the worst humiliation trump would serve the governor that night. you see, before trump was done, he would have to make it personal. >> i could tell you this. when carrier and ford and nabisco leaving chicago with their big plant they're moving to mexico, i'm not eating oreos any more, you know that, but neither is chris. you are not eating oreos any more. no more or yos. for either of us, chris, don't feel bad. >> trevor: don't worry, chris christie dnt have room for any oreos. he's too full from eating so much [bleep]. much [bleep]. we'll be right back.

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and excess sham poovment the tsa has had a rough go. last week it was revealed that they had a 95% failure rate at finding weapons at airport security. and now it turns out they are almost as bad at finding employees who want to work for the tsa. >> the tsa now says 35% of their people quit within the first year on the job. >> the tsa also has the lowest moral of any federal agency. apparently they are losing a hundred agents every week. >> some tsa security officers have been assigned to security for the presidential candidates. >> trevor: can i just say, if you are a presidential candidate and they assign tsa as your security, that say hint that you got to get out of the race. (laughter) they do not care about your safety. what is a tsa agent going to do. he's got a gun. guns in the tray, sir, guns go in the tray! guns in the tray! keep your belt on. keep your belt on, guns in the tray. yeah, so there is a problem, but do not worry, like a wizard who

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followers, desiems, protectors imbued with powers. >> like the four horsemen of the apocalypse, got that one from the bible. >> or the bible got it from him. byrne. (cheers and applause) welcome to the show. >> it is just like a job interview. i didn't bring my cv. >> trevor: who is getting the job, why does it feel like a job interview. >> because it's a desk. >> trevor: is this what job interviews, they are normally like a brown ding with papers, pens. i've got some pens under here, yeah, this will-- now it's a job interview. >> set it up. >> trevor: now it's so, welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: it is not a job interview. you got every job right now in hollywood. congratulations. are you doing extremely well. in three movies right now?

>> yeah. >> trevor: three very different movies as well. x-men and neighbors 2, and then you have a comedy movie that is out with susan sarandon, she was telling me about that. >> yeah, the meddler, a great movie to take your mum too or your dad or a friend or someone it is a really sweet. >> trevor: i like how that escalated, mum, dad, friend, someone. find a stranger, come on, we're going to much what the meddler. we're going to watch the meddler. you about you know what, this may be weird for some people, but i remember watching you on-- it was neighbors in australia, wasn't it? the soap opera. >> the soap opera, yes, yes. >> trevor: that was huge in south africa, with like a. >> wow. >> really? >> trevor: you cannot have made is sound more backwards, oh, wow. >> that's a shame. >> trevor: it was huge. >> really? >> trevor: everything. neighbors, everybody was a neighbors. we sing the song.

i feel like-- yeah, but you have. >> i didn't know that. what else is popular there on tv? >> trevor: well, everything else, we just go like neighbors and then idol and everything else. >> okay. >> trevor: we just dip into old australian films that is what we do. >> i'm very flat erred. >> trevor: let's talk a little bit about x-men. a huge franchise to be a part of. and you are playing one of the few nonmutants. >> yeah. >> trevor: was it fun not having to sit in makeup for hours. was that like your superpower. >> it basically was. everyone else is getting blue or green or whatever, from 2 a.m. and i would roll up at 8:00, and you know, but it's a bit dul, really. who wants to not be a mutant, right? like i'm surrounded by people without can set themselves-- can fly. >> trevor: but they are not really doing it while you. >> yes, they are. >> trevor: you muses have felt cool. >> the movie is rel. >> trevor: just because we have neighbors, dubt mean we're dumb. don't treat me like that.

but you do have a superpower, though. you can do like any accent. >> except south african, that's very hard. >> trevor: really. >> yeah, i'm very impressed with your south african accent. it's not real, is it? >> trevor: no, no. >> you are putting that on. >> trevor: i'm actually german. yeah, and you caught me and now i have to go back-- to my original accent, and the show is-- howmany accents can you do? >> three. >> trevor: three, four, five. >> i feel like you can shall. >> i really can't. can i do english, australian, american, that's about it, canadian. >> trevor: one thing you do have is you have a giflt for kussing real good. in neighbors, if you ever watched neighbors, i was a huge fan of neighbors the first one that came out, and it's very rare for the secretary movie to be as funny if not funnier. >> it is, it's very challenging, especially on comedy sequels it is actually very funny. a lot of people thought it was funnier than the first one. >> trevor: and it's tough to

make a movie, it is all about the sorority coming. and you would think going from a fraternity to a sorority, it gets raunchier. >> the girls are-- they're nasty. >> trevor: so x-men is really, i mean, it's a powerful franchise, neighbors as well, number one r rated comedy in america, so congratulations. >> thank you. >> trevor: with that, and the meddler coming out as well. every movie, i am a huge fan. i'm still on the fifth season of neighbors, so i will catch up with the rest of it. >> you're very sweet. thanks for having me. >> trevor: thank you so much for being here. thank you so much, neighbors 2, sorority rising is out now and x men apocalypse is in theaters friday may 27th. rose byrne, everybody. rose byrne, everybody. (cheers and applause) introducing the completely redesigned mercedes-benz c-coupe, rose byrne, everybody. (cheers and applause) with its athletic prowess and sleek new body. it doesn't just raise the bar...

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