[bell ringing] - welcome to detention. you will be here till 5:00, so make good study use of your time, m'kay? - wugh. two weeks of this. - yeah, but i have to say, i feel a lot better now. - i know what you mean, kyle. i realize now that even though you might not get caught doing something bad, you can still get caught later. - oh, jesus. - i didn't feel bad before, but now i just feel terrible. - you just feel bad for yourself that you're in detention. - right; i guess i learned today that sometimes you-- - oh, stop it, cartman. you didn't learn anything, not a god-damned thing. - hmm. [phone rings] - police station. - hello, officer barbrady. - josh? josh, where are you? - i'm afraid that giving away my location might be harmful to my freedom, officer. i just wanted to thank you for helping me get out of that dingy cell. - josh, you have to go back to juvenile hall. you only have a three-week sentence. - sorry, officer. gotta run. there's something i've been meaning to do for quite some time. ciao.

captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (cheers and captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. my guest tontd from the movie goats, ben schnetzer and nick jonas. really excited to talk to both of them. but we are back, it's mondays.

what a weekend. congrats first of all to all the emmy winners last night, especially my boys and john oliver congratulations on that emmy, well deserved. both great shows. and both lucky that game of thrones wasn't in their category, yeah. once calife starts doing chom de, guys, it's over, just so you know, it's over. but the big chus this weekend, the biggest news happened in new york. >> we start with breaking news out of new york this morning. 29 people were injured saturday night in what officials say was an intentional explosion at the busy manhattan neighborhood of chelsea. >> the noise was deafening like a thousand fireworks going off. people running. wiping their eyes and just terrified. >> it sounds like a million pianos just dropped. >> trevor: wow. really was frightening experience. saturday night there was a terrorist attack in new york city. and fortunately no one was killed. and can i just give a shout out to all of the first responders

who rushed in to assist at the scene, seeing those images is one of the most amazing thing. people running in to help, that was truly a i magazine. so congrats to those people. and by the way, i love that piano kid. just by the way. no, that is how you know you live in a first world country. when your children describe explosions as pianos falling. (laughter) yeah. i doubt in syria they have that problem. (laughter) what did it sound like? it sounded look a bomb, that is what it sounded like. someone is like the only thing i no he that is loud is a piano falling, yes. that is what that is. and you know, i live in new york. and i thought i was getting the hang of it. you know, i know where the best pizza. is i know how to avoid rats on the subway, you know, just don't make eye contact. and i know which elmo in time square sells the best weed. but this weekend, this weekend taught me that being a new yorker is so much more than just buying weed and taking the subway down to get some pizza.

you know, because the news, if you were much whatting the news, they made it sound like everyone in new york was panicking. but real new yorkers, they weren't terrorized. they were inconvenienced. >> i'm here saying i need to go to work tomorrow. i need my car. >> we were going to see a movie, that is shut down. >> people are more concerned about why the subways weren't running as smoothly as they normally are. >> we were just driving on park and you couldn't turn into half the block. >> so. >> what mr. you thinking. >> i'm thinking should i sit here still enjoying my meal. >> i'm waiting here to see when i can go get my car from over there. it's a rental. (laughter). >> trevor: it's a rental. it's a rental. that sin sain. she rented a car in new york city. who are you, lady? who are you? vnlt you heard of uber? who is this person. new yorkers are hard, man. a bomb went off in chelsea, and that same night a few blocks away people were partying in the club. just like everyone is like hey, did you hear about the bomb that

went off a if you blocks, yeah, man, that is the consequence of living in a free society, man. >> yeah. i know you want me. whooo. i know i want you. ♪ you know i want you. ♪ that's new york. these people, i guess when you think about it it makes sense. because this is the same city where there is so much danger all the time that basically all the super heros have to live here. think about t the ninja turtles live here, daredevil, spiderman, always fighting crime here, although i think spiderman, that is like, he only can fight crime in new york. probably tried [bleep] in kansas and it didn't work out. there are no buildings, just running around, like, i don't know-- i swear, where i am from, i'm a super hero. if you had building, man, i would show you right now. i would be showing you right now. (laughter) and by the way, this is great news. as of right now, the police have a suspect in custody, which is amazing. within two days in a region of

20 million people they managed to find and arrest the suspect. although, although, they did get a little help from some civic-minded new yorkers. >> two thieves ended up helping police in this investigation. the pair found that pressure cooker bomb in chelsea that didn't go off saturday night it was in a rolling suitcase that the pair was stealing on west 27th street. they opened up the bag, they found the bomb inside. they put the bomb in a garbage bag and left with the empty suitcase. the theses inadd verlt ently disabled it when they took it out of the bag thanked allowed investigators to examine the cell phone tached to the bomb and that phone helped investigators find ak madz rahami's family. >> trevor: there you have it, folks. i guess crime does pay. huh? the thieves stoled the bag that had the bomb-- you know, you know, you know when you watch movies and people act like experts when diffusing a bomb, what you got to do these guys

oh, there say bomb in the bag. turns out all you need is confidence, plan. bag, gone. that is a testament to how bad ass new yorkers are. and also, how expensive luggage is. you just can't take your eyes off it. i finally understand why ben carson reacted like this. >> he said you learned a lot of things, what do you think you took away from today shall. >> my luggage. hold on. >> okay. >> trevor: yeah, then he ran to new york, my luggage, my luggage. not only would new yorkers not affected by the bomb, new yorkers were genuinely annoyed by having to deal with the bombing. i have never seen anything like this. because early this morning, right, the city of new york sent an emergency alert to everyone's phone to be on the lookout for a particular suspect. and new yorkers were so mad that the alert woke them you know, everyone was tweeting about it my favorite tweet was this one, someone said sick and tired of the alert [bleep] spamming my

phone. whoever know where this bitch at please call 911 so i can [bleep] sleep! that is bad ass. the person is sick and tired t is the first time you ever got a terror alert. i'm already sick and tired. i never have seen anyone hit the snooze button on a terrorism alert before. and i just love the idea. i love the idea. people were more pissed off about this than the actual act of terrorism. i wonder if terrorists are now like looking at these tweets like, are you kidding me? are you kidding me? do you know how hard it is to make bombs. i could just send people messages in the morning? this is all i needed to terrorize them. forget the c-4, we just need unlimited texting plans. unlimited texting plans. what is going on here?

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(cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. here with her new segment the big mad wolf is the daily show's

michelle wolf. >> reporter: oh france, we all know france, it's the thing you see after london but before you see underpants. and right now it's the center of a very heated debate. >> glistening beaches of the south of france normally the most desired holiday destinations in europe, ground zero for the battle over the so called burkini ban. french officials are also trying to have a say about how women should dress, and several mayors in france are still refusing to allow muslim women to wear full bodsee swimsuits. known as burkinis. and this comes despite a high court ruling last friday saying the ban is illegal. >> it is so hard to be a woman. you are wearing too little. you're wearing too much. you're show wearing both too much and too little. you're too old, you're too

young. you're a whore, have my baby. give me back my son. (applause) now here's what is going on. muslim women wanted to wear burkinis which say full body covering bikini on the beach because culturally that is how they feel comfortable. and by the way, let's just take a quick second to appreciate the name burkini. burqa plus bikini, come on, that's beautiful. it is surprisingly hard to come up with a good combination name. like cronut. see i know that the imoined croissant and doughnut but it sounds like chrone's ti ses for your nuts. oh, my doctor just gave me terrible news. ive's got the cronut. you can't just jam two things together and expect it to work. like hiddleswift. and for the record, i'm thrilled they broke up. you have seen the two of them?

they're both so wispy and pale. i can't even imagine them having sex. it's like two violin bows rubbing together. [bleep] squad goals. and speaking of [bleep], let's come back around to the burkini ban. why is this even happening? >> officials say this has to do with concerns over islamic terrorism. others say it is islamophobia. >> okay, real quick, french police, let's say these women building sand castles at the beach are terrorists, which they're not, not even a little bit. wouldn't you want them to wear burkinis so they are easier to spot? i don't think it's the best advice to tell suspected criminals to blend in. >> hey, you know those bad guys we're supposed to be on the lookout for, let's hide them in a see of tits lick a where's waldo porno. >> this burkini nonsense isn't just fringe french mayors t goes

to the pop. >> france's prime minister gave a speech monday hailing mary ann, a national symbol of freedom and suggesting that her naked breast represents france better than the burkini. it all a pers to be referring to this 1830 painting called liberty leading the people. >> mary ann has a naked breast because she is feeding the people. she is not veiled because she is free, that is the republic. >> all right. why do i get the feeling that is not the first time their prime minister has made a case for naked breasts? specifically, to his secretary. marie, are you not a prisoner. your breasts must be set free into my hands and mouth. (applause) so let's talk about that painting. clearly it was done by a man because any woman knows that when doing a physical activity, you want your boobs as contained as possible. you can't fight a war with your

tits flopping all around. oh, you got injured in combat. what happened, were you shot? no, my boobs slapped me right in the face. now mary ann, the woman in that painting is the french symbol of liberty. and liberty doesn't have to mean you have to be naked. it is the freedom to make what whatever terrible fashion choice you want, naked, burkini, socks with san dales, anything. i mean france even gave us a statue of liberty and she looks like she's wearing every towel she could find. (applause) but the prime minister is trying to say is listen, islam, you're not allowed to dictate what women can wear on the beach. that's a french mayor's job. and call me crazy, but not every woman wants to show her body at the beach. sometimes the religious reasons or modesty or because you have kielbasa-- nipples, they are like pepperoni nipples except

thicker a d-- it's a thing. but still some french mayers are adam and. >> local mayors vowed to keep their bans in place. he insist there will be no burkinis. even if he has to declare his beaches for nudists only. >> make all beaches nude? that is a gerard depar-don't. terrorism is scary. but so is seeing a naked old hairy man. because although you can-- a suicide bomb can kill you, seeing a french man's raw balls, you'll live but you will never be the same. back to you, kielbasa nips. >> trevor: thank you, michelle, michelle wolf, everyone. we'll be right back. we'll be right back. i do not

thwow, it's nice.ew 2016 chevy malibu. let's check it out. do any of you have kids? i do yes. this car has a feature built in called teen driver technology, which lets parent's see how their teens are driving. oh, that's smart. it even mutes the radio until the seat belt is fastened. will it keep track of how many boys get it in the car? (laughter) cause that could be useful. this is ahead of what my audi has for sure. wish my beamer had that. i didn't even know that technology existed. i'm not in the market for a car but now i may be. every night is opening night. when you run your own restaurant, coors light. whatever your mountain, climb on. >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show, tonight's guest are the stars of the new movie "goats," please welcome ben schnetzer and nick jonas.

welcome, welcome, welcome to the show, gentlemen. >> thank you very much. >> trevor: can i jump straight in and say amazes film. >> thank you. >> trevor: genuinely amazing film. i mean you came from such different walks of life. you know on your side saying you studied drama and the u.k. nick, we saw you come up through the disney world. both very different but grueling experiences. when you come together to make this movie, like what are the thought processes are you going through. because goats is about hazing, all about brotherly love. >> i appreciate you saying that. i think that was at the cru x of the film, the story, it is about literal fraternity and the relationship between these two brothers and how it is tested through the trials that the film

kind of, you know, displays. >> trevor: like the toll it has on the two brothers, i don't want to give it away but you play brothers. and nick, you have an older brother who is in college. it sounds similar to your story now, your youngest brother is. >> my youngest brother just started college about two weeks ago. and i told him, i was like listen, before you even think about joining a fraternity, you should watch this movie. that is something we both hope comes from this, that it becomes a staple, this is the worst-case scenario of hazing culture as a wol. because fraternities, they are probably a lot of great things about it you know, we were both theater nerds so we didn't really have the traditional college experience. but if we had, i think it would have been nice to watch this movie and say i know what to avoid. >> trevor: there are people out there who go yeah, but guys, calm down. boys will be boys, men will be men, it's just a fra tinter. so what you run around naked, you tbrab your dick, you do a little thing that is what a fraternity is all about.

>> like drama school. >> trevor: trying to take the fun out much school. is that the idea, what you are trying to do? >> the film is not an indictment of fraternities by any means it say drammityization of a true story about a guy's memoir, and his experience. and so it's interesting, we were chatting earlier about how it is kind of the only film we can think of about fraternities that's not a comedy. and i think there's a lot of comedic value in that environment. but i think whenever you play with power dynamics, and young men and add a lot of booze and take away consequences, you can tread dangerous waters. >> trevor: we actually vay clip of the film here. a really powerful clip where i guess you see a glimpse of what are you talking about. let's check it out. >> let me ask you a question.

>> he is looking for a reason to kick you out today. i cheated for you. >> what? >> i didn't ask for your help in there. i didn't ask for your help. >> okay, i went through this myself, all right. they just need to weed out the weak lings. show them you mean business. show them you want to be here. >> okay. >> you got to be tougher. you can do this. >> i know. i i will be. >> trevor: powerful scene. >> yeah. >> trevor: you guys really laid out a story where like you said, it is an actual fraternity. two brothers, and you have brothers in the fraternity. >> yeah. >> trevor: you see your brother now, facing what you, i guess some people would consider torture. how do you-- how do you get into that, for me. like watching the two of you, i was like do you guys spend a lot of time getting too that. did you know each other before hand. >> we had very limited time getting to know each other.

we had to build a whole lifetime of relationship and brotherhood within a couple of days. and also, you know, it say small budget movie and small window of time to shoot it. really kind of under the gun in that sefnlts i think the priority for both of us was just to make the best povie possible. and that meant kind of putting our pride aside, ego aside and getting in, doing the work and supporting each other. you know, cuz a lot of this for him at least was pretty trecherrous. the hazing scene played out in realtime. we had the freedom from the director which is amazing just to did it for real. so as one of the people hazing, it was really intense. i can only imagine if you see the movie, will you see they go through it in a pretty intense way it was a journey. >> trevor: let me ask you this. coming into the story, a story about men, a story about masculinity, you know, you see different images of men online. both in the entertainment industry. nick on your side, i mean you see images of nick jonas top less and it's like oh,

masculinity, muscles. you seem like you never seen those pictures. >> i never seen them. >> trevor: you took them, this preselfies, what do you mean. how do you not know about the pictures. >> i don't know. >> trevor: but you know, you see these pictures. in the story i wondered from the two of you, what is the definition of your masculinity, you know. as you say, you came from a drama culture and there is always that like bullying of drama and that whole idea in school. but what is your definition of masculinity when you look through the process of the film. >> trevor. >> well, for me the most interesting thing about this script when i read it was this idea that you know there is really an inability to show any intimacy with other men. >> trevor: yeah. >> without being judged in some sense. and you know, that it actually comes out, the care for each other comes out in saying oh, i love you, brother, all that. and there is no care in it. you know, so i think using that as a way to tell the story and say all right, these are amazing young men who have the opportunity to actually do great

things but are so limited by their inability to just get real and get vulnerable. it's kind of intense. >> that say great point. have i friends who are guy was cannot give you a compliment without also insulting you. >> trevor: it's got to be backhanded. >> there's got to be-- yeah. but i think, you know, as far as brad, the character who i play, his journey, i think he's turning, he's looking outside for val daition from others. and i think toward the end of the film he starts to realize that the val daition that you really need is from yourself. and i think as far as being comfortable with intimacy, a lot of that comes from-- from your own maturity. >> >> trevor: i will tell you, this i didn't expect it when i watched the film, you know. you don't know what to expect. and it's a beautiful movie in that it takes you through so many different emotions, you both did a fantastic job and i think you will get a conversation started so congratulations. (applause). >> trevor: it's in theaters

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