e ♪ ♪ >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: thank you so much, everybody! welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. so excite. our missicle guest performing songs from "freetown sound," blood orange is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) playing later on in the show. first, interesting news from maine, which by the way is my favorite state because it looks like one of those little booties docks hate wearing. it's, like, get off, maine! get off, maine! get off, maine! now, maine is dealing with a

major heroin epidemic and their governor blames it on racial minorities. luckily, he has the evidence to baict up. >> playing with town hall meeting met with skepticism but he said he had the news clippings to back them up. >> 90% of those pictures in my book and it's a three-ring binder are black and hispanic people. >> trevor: dude! you keep a binder full of drug dealers? that sounds like the angriest scrapbooking project ever! goddam drug dealers coming into my state! carol, i need some glitter! carol! i'm having so much fun! here's the best part, reporters just got their hands on the binder of drug dealers, the ones he says are 90% black and hispanic. guess what? >> according to an analysis of the information, only about

one-third arrested were black or hispanic. the governor's office is standing by the remarks but the governor would like to move on. >> trevor: oh, the governor would like to move on? the governor would like to move on? as the accused, you don't get to decide when you want to move on. you stand here charged with murder -- your honor, i'm glad i killed him, but i would like to move on. okay, cases dismissed! it doesn't work like that. governor lepage and his weird binder of bigotry is another example of the race problem in america. made me think of something that happened in the debate. both candidates were asked the question with all the recent police shootings, how do you begin to heal the racial divide in america? because it seems like it's getting worse. in fact, in some communities even the orioles are segregated. hillary went first suggesting bert police training, guns off the street and improving

communications by hosting regular danceoffs in the streets -- okay, that was fake but i think it would be a great suggestion -- hillary's, like, and, now, dance! ♪ ( laughter ) but after hillary, it was time for trump's rebuttal. he had a slightly completely different answer. >> first of all, secretary clinton doesn't want to use a couple of words, and that's law and order. and we need law and order. we have to take the guns away from these people that have them and that are bad people that shouldn't have them. these are felons. you have to have stop-and-frisk. >> trevor: ah, donatello, you're a genius. that's why you're the science turtle, to help black and white people get along. black people have to stop committing crimes. i get what trump saying, being half black and half white myself, i face the internal conflict every day, hell, i

frisk myself all the time! all the time! ( laughter ) ( applause ) i know people call it jerking off, but i know what i'm searching for. it's love. ( laughter ) now, trump wasn't bringing up stop-and-frisk out of nowhere. for the last 20 years, it's been a major theory of policing where if cops on the street think someone is asking suspicious, pat them down, stop them, look for weapons and send them on their way. it's like a mini massage. stop-and-frisk, sounds like sexy role play or two german characters on an adventure, stop-and-frisk, hello! ( laughter ) but the truth is stop-and-frisk is very controversial and if you've never been stop-and-frisk, it may be hard to imagine why. but think of it like the t.s.a. you know whe when you're at the airport getting patted down, imagine they're violently going through your pockets, throwing you against the wall, cursing you out in front of everyone and on top of that, no flights.

looks like this. >> the officers approached me, sort of roughed me up a bit especially when i asked questions. >> i could feel them standing over me, pointing weapons at me. >> banging me head. >> shut your now the kid. >> why am i being arrested. >> for being a (bleep) mutt. >> why am i being arrested? (bleep) don't talk to me! ( arguing ) >> trevor: you know, whenever you see a video like this, you can't help but wonder how many earlier incidents we will never know about because people didn't have camera phones back then. i mean, now, everyone hans iphone so we see the videos. back in the day if you witnessed something you would have to thumb it to someone on your flip phone. ( laughter ) you may be thinking, oh, who cares? those guys are criminals so they got what's coming. but here's the thing trump and many stop-and-frisk supporters

seem to gloss over. at its peak in new york, 700,000 stop-and-frisk searches, 88% turned up nothing. that means in one year there were 605,000 stops when people had done nothing wrong. worse, many of these were teenage kids. don't get me wrong, most teenagers are dicks, but still not legally speaking. stop-and-frisk is problematic enough and here's why it's especially problematic, to say that it's going to heal the racial divide. >> between 2004 and mid 2012, police stopped over 4 million people, according to the nypd. nearly 90% black or latino. >> blacks make up one-third of chicago's population but accounted for nearly three-fats of those stops. >> the aclu says philadelphia police stopped and then frisked people, with african-americans accounting for 69% of all stopped. >> trevor: yeah, although

stop-and-frisk is supposed to be applied equally, in reality, most to have the time, it only affects people of color, like rhythm. ( laughter ) police say they aren't discriminating, they're stopping people based on suspicious blairvetion which again seems reasonable until you see how vague the term "suspicious behavior" can be. for instance -- this is all true -- they can justify stopping and frisking a person for looking around because looking around is a thing that drug dealers do, yes. and also, i mean, people who cross streets and also tourists and also pigeons. ( laughter ) all suspicious. in fact, the number one reason new york police said they frisked people was because of something called furtive movements which sounds like a dance class for shy people, but it's not. it's actually any movement that

the police feel is suspicious. here's how you know this is targeting black people. you could even be stopped and frisked just for having a bull knowledge your pants. ( laughter ) yeah. that's what you're thinking. which the police could probably make better if they just said that. if they said, we're stopping you because looks like you got a big dick. the guy would be, go ahead, officer, go ahead! that's right! who's getting stop and frisked today baby! i got stopped three times! when's the last time you been stopped! you ain't never been stopped! ( laughter ) that's not what's happening. i'm not saying stop-and-frisk is worthless, but even though it took illegal guns off the street, it had other costs. a yale stud shows when police harasses a community it could lead to respect which leads to a rise in crime. imagine you were in a

relationship and you're completely faithful but every single day the person you're dating goes, are you cheating on me? show me your phone, what are you doing? are you cheating on me? show me your phone! show me your phone! good. i'm glad we have been working on healing the divide in our relationship. want to go to dinner? no. busy? show me your phone! people talk about stop-and-frisk like it was magical medicine that cured crime. my suggestion, if they're going to try and sell it that way, the least they could do is be honest about the side effects. sort of like this -- >> does your fear of black people keep you up at night? guess what, there is a solution. it's called stop-and-frisk. stop-and-frisk is strong, fast-acting and completely safe -- for white people. some potential side effects of stop-and-frisk may include

blurred legal rights, racial tension -- oh, yeah, forget about ice cream, sudden loss of dignity, riot outbreaks, thoughts of being trapped in a police state, and that glass of myrrh low is considered a weapon. don't let the thing like racial disharmony get in the way of you living your life. i know i don't. >> trevor: we'll be right back ( cheers and applause ) redid you say 97?97! yes. you know, that reminds me of geico's 97% customer satisfaction rating. 97%? helped by geico's fast and friendly claims service.

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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to the "the daily show." by now you probably have heard about nebraska income's controversial hb 2 law, also known as the bathroom bill, not to be confused with bathroom bill, the man who invented the glory hole. but bathrooms are just the tip of the iceberg. hb 2 also allows businesses in north carolina to discriminate based simply on who they believe might be gay, which is insane. and where there is insanity, there is roy wood, jr. >> i wanted to show north carolinans what hb 2 would look like in action so i rented a food truck made up of a fake barbecue company and set out to refuse service to people by telling them they're gay.

i don't care if they're gay but hb 2 says i can do this jim crow level (bleep) and nobody can stop me. i needed somebody to hell me with the actual discriminating. there we go. time for north carolina to try a little bit of the bone brothers, flame and barbecue. welcome to bone brothers. >> i'll do a barbeque sandwich. >> you can't just throw it in everybody's face. we're not going to serve you. we're discriminating you because you're gay. that feels -- >> i'm not gay. >> whatever you want to tell yourself at night, man. >> i have been married for 22 years. >> got proof? >> i got a weird vibe. that's all we need. sorry. >> this dude didn't know what to do. were we really using sexual orientation for not serving him barbecue? >> step away from the window.

we have other customers, you're scaring them off. >> what's going on, buddy? >> yeah, they guy. >> say what? >> don't serve gay people. >> oh, hell, no, we're not gay. >> you said y'all are together. >> (bleep), no. >> no, he's joking. >> no, no, all y'all (bleep). >> is he playing? >> it's good. >> you really they we're (bleep) gay? >> it doesn't matter, if we think you're gay, that's what it. >> we work in the same office. >> that's weird, it's as if people don't like arbitrary discrimination. >> welcome to bone brothers. i'll sirve you guys but not him. i'm good with those guys, not you.

>> why? >> lifestyle stuff. >> lifestyle stuff? >> we don't serve gay people. >> i'm not gay. >> look, your gay taste buds aren't even calibrated to enjoy straight mac and cheese, they're more cultivated to enjoy cilantro and penis. >> how about that, it's clear discrimination sucks and a lieutenant of these people were experiencing it the first time. virgins. >> i'm not trying to be a dick. >> you. >> how? >> arbitrarily, randomly not serving me. >> if anybody knows something about discrimination, it's me. i got called (bleep) four times. sorry. it happens. >> that's great. but why do you think i'm gay? >> i was told this was cool in north carolina. i don't have to justify myself. my instinct is you are gay. >> he has good instinct. >> why? >> the bible. >> what does that do to instinct? >> i'm a pastor, man.

>> you're a pastor? then you know, tell him. >> even if he were gay, still, you should serve him. >> there you go. it took a pastor to ask the real question which was what the (bleep) have to do with a person getting some barbecue? turns out he's not alone. 70% of north carolinans think hb 2 is bad for their state but until the governor repeals it, this thing we did is 100% legal. >> order of fries. >> we don't serve gays. >> what? >> you're saying i can't get a sandwich? >> that's exactly what i'm saying. >> i trust it, bro! hb 2, baby! put that back in there. >> put that back. >> we don't live in north carolina. >> you can say whatever the (bleep) you want. >> you just tell people no for no reason? >> right. >> just so you know, we let everybody off the hook and gave them free barbecue. that's (bleep) up.

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different flair and a message behind it. so many songs on the album are about police shootings and police brutality. the question is, it seems obvious, why in music? >> i basically realized that music is the medium and the language that is most natural for me. >> trevor: yeah. >> so experiencing this stuff and living here and going through all of it, that was just the natural medication i was using to just kind of express myself. >> trevor: dev hynes, everybody, one more time. ( applause ) er blood orange's album "freetown sound" is available now. please welcome once again, blood orange. ( cheers and applause ) ( speaking in foreign language ) ♪ come on let me take you down no ♪

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