just kidding. comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you so much, i'm so excited. my guest tonight from west world, the new hbo show that will steal our lives. james marsden is here, everybody. in the house. but first off, there is some troubling news coming out of europe. >> breaking overnight kim kardashian west robbed at gunpoint. >> armed gunman dressed as police officers locked her in a bathroom and got away with millions in jawy. >> the robber fled with around $10 million worth of jewelry. including a ring worth around four and a half million. >> a spokesman for kardashian west said she was badly shaken

but physically unharmed. >> husband kayne west on stage in new york cut a concert short. ♪ ♪. >> i'm sorry, there is a family emergency, i have to stop the show. >> trevor: wow. what an insane day to be living for both of them. and i'm so glad that kim an her family are safe, that must have opinion scary, especially for kayne to find out in the middle of your show that your wife is in trouble. but real quick, sound guy at the show, when the person on stage is breaking bad news, maybe next time turn off the auto tune, so we know that it's not part of the performance. i mean listen this. >> i'm sorry, family emergency, i have to stop the show. >> trevor: the man is terrified, and everyone is like oh may god, it's his new track, family emergency. i buff it, yeah. yeah! that sound guy totally messed up

because auto tune and bad news don't mix. >> from dallas the flash apparently official, president kennedy dead at 1 p.m. central standard time. >> tragic news from syria today. a u.n. convoy has been bombed by the russians. back to you in the studio. >> trevor: it doesn't mix. doesn't mix. turn it off. so let's move on to now less important news. it is officially october which is an especially scary month for presidential candidates. and not because of halloween, you know, when pumpkins are mutilated but because of what is called the october surprise. >> basically it's the idea that a big scandal could break right before the election and sink a candidate. like for instance mitt romney and his 47% tape. or teddy roosevelt and his secret bear wife. which completely ruined his candidacy. but you have to admit, the kids were adorable. and with donald trump, it looks

like the surprise is that he's going to do it for all of october. yeah. because already there was a story of trump's sexism on the set of the apprentice. and bz feed exposed him appearing in a porno. and then saturday came the biggest scandal yet this month. >> "the new york times" published leak documents showing trump declared a $916 million dollar loss on his 1995 income tax returns, that decision quote could have allowed him to legally avoid paying any federal income tax for up to 18 years. >> trevor: that's right, people. mr. billionaire could have paid no income tax at all for 18 years. because he lost $916 million. lost it. yeah. the only way this would make trump look worse is if we found out that he also claimed a small hands deduction. that's the only way this could get worse. and while it's true that he was probably only pay wag was legally required of him, it still looks bad, especially given how he is the one who has

come out in the past exact against the exact same thing. >> do you have a problem because half of the people don't pay any tax. people that aren't also working, that are not contributing to this society, and it's a problem. >> what i don't like is if you make $200 million a year, you pay ten percent, you are paying very little relatively to somebody that's meaking $50,000. >> i know people that are making a tremendous amount of money and paying virtually no tax. and i think it's unfair. >> trevor: i know these people, i know these people so well, folks, because them is me. bam bam bam! now at first it seemed weird that the guy who says rich people who don't pay taxes are a disgrace. it turns out to also be a rich guy who doesn't pay taxes. but that was before i saw team trump polish the turd and explain what was really going on. >> i understand the tax laws better than almost anyone.

which is why i am one who can truly fix them. >> the man is a genius. he knows how to operate the tax code for the benefit. people he's serving. >> there is no one who has shown more genius in their way to maneuver around the tax code. this is actually a very, very good story for donald trump. >> i love how chris christie sounds like he believes that. like no, no, because no one is that good a liar it is like he jedi mind tricked himself. he is like this is a good story. everyone respect me. i'm not trump's bitch. this is a good story. this is good. this is good. i don't know anything about the bridge. but back to trump, what if they are right? think about it. who could fix a broken system better than the guy who built his whole empire be that bron eck system. that is the best way to catch criminals, right? criminals, right? i mean the police is the best them with other criminals. trump is dicaprio in catch me if you can, or connery in the rock,

only he is the rock. in fact, when you look at trump's entire campaign like this, it makes sense. what if all those years he spent not paying his fair share, he did it to show us how unfair the system was. in fact, this could explain so many of the other insavory things donald trump has been doing. all of his sexist comments on women are just exposing how rampant sexism in america is and how we all need to come to grips with our internal misogyny, and what about body shaming. trump has rationed so much awareness about the cruelty overweight people can face. >> i mention food stamps and that guy was seriously overweight went crazy. i'm eating oreos any more, you know that. but-- neither is chris. you're not eating oreos any more. >> a lot of you folks have weight problems. >> he called this woman miss piggy. >> she came to my wedding. she ate like a pig. seriously, the wedding cake, was like missing in action. >> trevor: do you see how brave donald trump is? he sacrificed his second wedding

cake. i mean maybe it was his third. the point is, he's brought america's skeletons out of the closet. and nowhere is trump's selfless work more evident than with the issue of racism. a lot of people didn't realize how bad the bigotry in this country was until this beautiful nonbigot exposed it for all to see. >> when mexico sends its people, they're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists. >> a total and complete shutdown of muslims entering the united states. >> [bleep] islam, a la is a whore. >> oh, you racists are so busted. ha, ha. thanks, donald. who we would have never known about racism until he tricked half of the country into revealing how hateful it is. and now we can all sleep better at night. this is such a relief. think about it, people. all this time we thought that trump was a bad person, but really he's a hero. trump is forcing us to examine

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>> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. now, now if you've been able to sift through the massive amounts of trump trash in the news, then you might have heard a little something about this. >> a historic moment today in our nation's capitol. congress handing president obama a stinging defeat overriding his

veto. the battle concerning a bill that would allow 9/11 family members to sue saudi arabia for an alleged role in those attacks. >> it is the first time he's ever had one of his vetoes reverse during his presidency. >> trevor: oh man, that must suck for president obama. yvette owed it, they overwroad t congress put its thing down, flipped it and reversed it. is your prime minister saying yang, no, you might be wondering, why president obama is trying to protect saudi arabia from being sued by 9/11 victims. well, is it because he's a secret muslim, well, yes. but obama also objected because this international lawsuit might come back to bite america in the ass. you see, most major countries operate under a principle called sovereign immunity which prevents private parties like families from suing other countries. for example, it's the reason people in nag sackee couldn't sue america for dropping the nuclear bomb. the same reason american citizens couldn't sue england

for sending them piers morgan, you know? you get what i am saying. you get what i am saying. so by overriding obama's veto congress has opened the door to letting other country's citizens sue americans in their court. but look, that's only an issue for america if america had ever done something wrong anywhere in the world. right? and apparently, america mht have done something wrong. yeah. because right after they had voted to override obama's veto, 28 senators then came out suggesting that maybe this wasn't such a good idea even though they had voted for it twice. now you might be going that's so strange. why would they vote to override this thing and then go back against it because it's not about what they feel, it's about wat they want people to think they feel. they are not doing this to be good people. they just don't want to be the guys who voted against the 9/11 bill, who were the only two who voted against t obama, basically, and one other senator who is retiring. it's all about being re-elected. everyone has their excuses. mitch mcconel had the [bleep]

excuse ever. >> nobody really had focused on the potential downside in terms of our international relationships. and i think it was just a ball dropped. i wish the president, i hate to blame everything on him, and i don't, but it would have been helpful had he-- we had a discussion about this much earlier than last week. >> trevor: blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah blah. (laughter) you know for a guy who claims to blame everything on obama, he sure seems to blame everything on obama. like he's in bed with his wife and she's like don't worry, honey. it happens to lots of guys. he's like it's not me, it's obama. it's obama. it's not me, it's obama! >> and she's like oh, you're thinking of him too? that's what mitch mcconel is saying. he wouldn't have made the same decision if only obama had warned him. if only obama had warned anyone,

like maybe if he had done it on tv, back in april, with charlie rose. >> if we are in a situation where we're suddenly being hauled in to various courts, because of the claim that in some individuals have been harmed, then that will tie us up and it could harm u.s. servicemen, u.s. diplomats, a whole bunch of stuff. >> trevor: there is obama on tv. you don't get a bigger warning that that, actually, wait, i'm wrong. there was a bigger warning that that, it is the fact that yvetteoed the [bleep] bill. yvetteoed the bill. that's the warning. how do you not see this? you are like mosses standing at the parting of the red sea going if only we had a sign from god. if only there was a sign. now for more on the potential consequences of the 9/11 vote, we turn to roy wood, jr., everybody. roy wood, jr. (cheers and applause) >> good to see you.

>> how have you about be, threfer. >> you been good. >> i've been good, roy. i don't know why are you so worried about it. if this bill opens up countries to getting sued, then all i got to say is, finally. >> wait, wait, roy, are you excited about this. >> yeah. in fact, i would like to officially announce that i am going to be suing europe. >> suing europe for what? >> for slaffery. england, i'm starting with you, because that's where white people come from and-- and you can't breakfast your way out of this one. oh, and spain, spain, y'all better get y'all nap now, bitch, because roy's coming. oh, oh, and i hadn't fore goten about the dutch, with your garbage ass windmills and wooden shoes. i'm about to put a clog in your whole legal system. you rembrandt mother [bleep] >> trevor: roy, roy, roy, roy, roy. i'm not saying this is a bad idea. >> it's a good one. >> trevor: but then you have to prove that slavery was a form of terrorism. >> that's easy, man. i will show a copy of django.

i got that [bleep] on blu-ray. oh, and by the way, i'm not stopping with europe. bermuda, are you getting sued. bahamas, you're getting sued, anywhere that slave ships stopped, you getting sued. aruba, jamaica, ooh, i want to take you to court and sue your ass! >> trevor: roy. >> it's all of them. >> trevor: roy. you can't just go around the world suing everybody. it's going to get out of hand. >> tell it to the judge, sim ba, because i'm suing africa too. >> trevor: why would you sue africa. >> because you didn't come rescue us. you knew it wasn't a vacation. we didn't pack no luggage, bro. what, you thought those white people were going to stake us snorkeling. >> trevor: i think africa was dealing with some other [bleep]. >> y'all about to deal with some serious [bleep] now. you just got served, bitch. >> trevor: get out of here. roy wood, jr., everyone.

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. >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. tobt's guest is one of the stars of the new hbo series west world. >> ♪ i'll give you a discount. >> no offense, but i would rather earn a woman's credit. >> only paying for-- the difference is right there on the drawer. >> trevor: please welcome

james marsden. (applause) >> thank you very mu. >> trevor: welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome. >> that was some greeting. >> trevor: oh yeah. (cheers and applause) >> even louder. are you kidding me. >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> i just want them to keep doing this. louder! (cheers and applause) >> that is very sweet of you. >> trevor: i feel like that is what you hear in your life all the time though. just people screaming as you walk down the street. i know i did that shall-- this is like a weird, so i at first just gotten to the u.s. and it was just announced i was doing the daily show and i got invited to my first big event, at the met gallaghera and i was walking through the museum, no one knew who he was. and then i saw you. >> i knew who you were. >> trevor: and then we locked eyes. i mean you have seen this man's eyes. >> and then we made out.

>> trevor: you were like yeah, let's roll. and i was like-- said let's roll. so yeah, you were just as nice off screen as are you on screen, so congratulations on your success. >> i'm glad i left a good impression. >> trevor: you definitely did. you have had quite cay career doing everything from the x-men, the notebook, school makes people cry, when people see you in the street do they feel sorry for you, that love that left you? >> no, usually i'll get nice people coming up and saying, you know what, i would have chosen you. and i am like yep, i don't believe you. but it is very sweet of you to say. >> trevor: it's so much fun watching all the roles that you take. everything that you do. you've got this good guy about you, you know, but are you the person that we feel we'll look to if something goes wrong. you have that face. >> right. >> trevor: like if you were in a plane crash. >> i'm fooling everyone. >> trevor: if you were the plane crash people would look at you and go you're doing the thing, right? you know that. >> is that-- what they think.

>> trevor: that is the face you have. you have a hero's face. >> don't look at me, i'm not doing anything. can i not help you. >> trevor. >> but thank you, that's sweet of you. >> trevor: in the show, this is hard for me because i don't want to give away, like the story is so intricate, i will be careful not to give away any of the plot, the story lines am but you are playing some what of a hero in westworld. >> yes, so just for those of you that haven't seen it et why, hopefully you have all seen it, it was on last night, first episode. but it's westworld, a futuristic western theme park where paying guests can go and live out their fantasies it be nile stksz, violence, sexual, g-rated, adventure things. and the park is inhabited with ai, and they are indistinguishable from humans am you can basically go and kilt people and have sexes with prostitutes and it's not really dheeting and it's not really killing someone. >> trevor: because it happened in the park. >> i'm doing a top rate version of explaining what this show is.

so i'm a newcomer to the park. and you again, they are indistinguishable, you don't know who is a real live person and who is a robot. >> trevor: how do the people figure out who they can kill or can't kill. >> you watch the show. >> trevor: oh. >> so the robot guns don't work on the humans. but the human guns work on the robots. >> trevor: okay, okay, because i didn't realize. there is a scene where you are riding a horse and are you shooting, do you ride for real. >> i did not ride much before this show. but they did, they did teach us as well as they could. we would-- we had to learn how to do the guns, how to ride horses. but they were very careful. they didn't want to injure any of the actors. >> trevor: it is complex, very top shelf but what is really bifl in westworld, it is a commentary on society. everyone has thee depraved feelings. everyone wants to, you know, have these things come to freuician. people want to kill other people. people want to be involved in

crimes, it's an interesting world, is that why you chose to be part of the show. >> it was a movie in the '70s, but at an hour and a half, you know, you can't really delve into the interesting sort of feelings that the show-- we get to take sort of a more novelistic approach. but it says so much about who we become when no one is looking or when there are no repercussions or consequences. >> and you get people who go to the park and they just become savage murderers. and sexual sickos. so it says a lot about who we are when we-- when, again, like no consequences. but so yeah, and it's also like the next stage of, you know, where we're going with full immersion virtual reality and gaming it is essentially jurassic park. it is michael crighton. >> trevor: i think it is a fantastic idea. because if we could get that technology, a world that seems rule but isn't real, then maybe we could make donald trump the

president of that wompletd because let's be honest-- let's be honest, we're all-- we all want to see what it would be like. we all want to see what that would be like but we don't want to have it happen. >> did we invite him in for a guest spot as one of the-- like sheriff, the robot sheriff. and t. >> trevor: and then we get to watch it on tv to see what he would have done were he the actual president of the united states. i like that. >> i think it's a brilliant idea. >> trevor: i like that a lot. >> let's hope he's not busy. (applause). >> trevor: i like that a lot. thank you so much. you can watch brand new ep todays of westworld sundays at 9 p.m james marsden, everybody.

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>> trevor: that's our show for toptd. stay tuned for "@midnight" coming unnext at 11:30, now here is t is, your moment of zen. >> we feel the same way. we have for years. we finally have this god that is going to come down an help us all. >> you just referred to trump as a god. >> yeah, he is. well, like she said, jesus andyl captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> chris: it's 29 minutes until midnight, at which point we declare a winner and our memories are all wiped clean. making everything leading up to this point in time it's unrelevant. it's been a rough couple of days for donald trump, the inspiration for the hit viral video annoying orange. i didn't know a lot of people know of it. a "new york times" investigation suggested that he may not have paid taxes since 1995, when he lost almost a billion dollars. with a "b." it was revealed that he made an appearance in a soft core porn movie, the new york attorney general banned the trump un