>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the "daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. i'm so excited. thank you for tuning in. my guest tonight from "blue jay," mark duplass is here, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) but, remember, last night's debate. you guys remember it? yeah, yeah, the one that was so boring woe prayed that donald trump would make a surprise appearance like a w.w.e. wrestler. you remember that? yeah? well, it turns out, he considered it. >> there's one thing what we been donald trump is that this is a man that does not like to be upstaged. and at least one senior trump campaign official telling cnn that the fact that mike pence had such a solid debate

performance last night isn't sitting well with donald trump. >> trevor: unbelievable! ( laughter ) even when people are trying to perform for trump, he still feels like he's competing with them. i think trump would be mad at a woman giving him an orgasm. ( laughter ) he'd be like, "damn it, melania! you're making my hand look bad! come on!" trump was so mad that pence looked better than he did in the debate, this morning he went rogue and released a brand new attack ad. >> mike pence thinks he's some great debater. well, guess what, mike? you look like you've got an albino rat on your stupid head. i'm donald trump, and mike pence sucks. i hate you, mike. >> trevor: seems like a waste of resources. i don't know why he's heed do that. i don't know why he'd do that. let's talk about the debate last night. it's pretty clear pence did a great job.

you can tell by the face he made afterwards. and his measured calm was a huge contrast to tim kaine, who interrupted pence phone times. yeah, 71 times, people. tim kaine was more disruptive than a man on fire. kind of like, "help me! i'm on fire!" "dude, i'm talking over here." "i'm on fire! ""dude, stop interrupting." okay, i'm sorry. kaine interrupted pence so much even kanye was like, "yo, bro. i'm happy for you but you gotta let the other man finish, man." i think deep down inside mike pence was happy kaine interrupted hims so much bah it meant he could spend lft time defending donald trump. yesterday, it became more and more apparent that there's not a lot that mike pence and donald trump actually agree on. >> do you believe in punishment for abortion, yes or no? >> the answer is there has to be some associate of punishment. >> i would never support legislation to punish a woman who makes the heartbreaking

choice to end a pregnancy. >> would you agree with a no-fly zone? >> no. >> we're not going to have the kind of posture in the world that has russia invading cimea and ukraine. >> the people of crimea, from what i heard, would rather be with russia than where they were. >> that's nonsense. >> trevor: mmmm. interesting. seems like one of these guys isn't a real republican. ( laughter ) now, with just 33 days left until america chooses between its first female president or its first what the ( bleep ) president, you can feel the tensions in the country have never been higher. which makes you wonder-- why the media is manufacturing tensions where there don't need to be anyway? for example, i'm sure you have heard about hillary being in hot water about her various ailments but figuratively in hot water about a tape leaked of her

talking about millennial voters. >> after hillary clinton said bernie sanders voters are basement dwellers. >> what an incredible insult. >> this is not going to endear her to the millennials. >> she insulted them as bay of basement dwellers. >> hillary clinton thinks bernie sanders supporters are hopeless and ignorant basement dwellers. >> that's the most insulting thing. >> hey, millennials, you're losers. >> trevor: dude! who are you talking to? young people don't watch fox. ( laughter ) ( applause ) who are you saying that to? you're just shouting that to a random camera. the only millennials watching your show are actually 1,000 years old. and, by the way, why is it always the basement in america? i don't understand. because when i finished school, i moved into the treehouse. guys, i'm joking. i don't live in a treehouse. this is my house. yes. i can afford mud.

africa jokes. ( laughter ) the first time you knew it was a joke, but now you're not sure. ( laughter ) so, the media spend a day going off on hillary for disapparentlying bernie supporters, as they should, if that's what she really said, which if you actually listen to the full clip, you realize it is not. >> they're children of the great recession, and they are living in their parents' basement. they feel that they got their education and the jobs that are available to them are not at all what thienvisioned for themselves and they don't see much of a future. so i think we all should be really understanding of that and we should try to do the best we can not to be, you know, a wet blanket on idealism. you want people to be idealistic. >> trevor: "we want people to be idealistic "after the election, of course. until november 8, we want them to vote for me. the truth sshe wasn't saying bernie sanders supporters were losers at all.

she was praising them for ysmism in the face of economic trouble. why doesn't everyone watch the whole clip? it seems the media feel the need to target donald trump, a man who is one of the leading producers of real outrage. all you need is patience. just wait five minutes, and he'll give you something. but instead of focusing on the real things donald trump has done or said they waste our time with outrage like this. >> trump today is stirring another controversy after appearing to suggest that veterans with p.t.s.d. are not strong. >> ripped on the media and twitter for appearing to suggest that strong people don't suffer p.t.s.d. >> even this morning "the daily news--" "my son of not weak." >> donald trump's comment are not just ignorant. they're harmful. >> trevor: i can't believe donald trump mocked veterans who suffer with p.t.s.d. and i can't believe he called them weak. you know why i can't believe it? because i actually watched what he really said, and for once, he was being decent. >> when people come back from

war and combat, and they see things that maybe a lot of the folks in this room have seen many times over and you're strong and you can handle it, but a lot of people can't handle it. they see horror stories. they see events you wouldn't see in a movie. nobody would believe it. so we're going to have a very, very robust, very, very robust level of performance having to do with mental health." >> trevor: now, that last part doesn't make sense, robust, robust, level of-- but he was being compassionate to soldiers with p.t.s.d. and i realize when it comes to discussing p.t.s.d. that there's a sigma involved that we should be careful not to exacerbate with our language, but clearly, trump was not trying to demean anybody in this particular case. clearly he was having an off day. ( laughter ) the point is, the point is, this is the formula-- the news misreports a story. the pundits hype the story, and the campaign exploits the story, and the entire time there is no story. one of the most egregious

examples this week was when they went in on former new york mayor, and not often sympathy getting, rudi guiliani. >> the reality is, this man, 26 years ago, had some failures, and then he built an empire. i'd like that working for me, for the united states. don't you think a man who has this kind of economic genius is a lot better for the united states than a woman. and the only thing she's ever produced is a lot of work for the f.b.i. checking out her e-mails. >> trevor: in watching that clip there are a few things you noticed. one, you can't convince me that a guy who lost $1 billion is a genius. stop trying. then by your logic, rudi guiliani, hillary clinton is a genius at e-mails because she lost 30,000 of them. hmmm? and the second thing you notice in that clip is that rudi guiliani has some jacked up glasses. when ( bleep ) happened there. what the ( bleep ) is going on with those glasses? it looks like trump intentionally sat on your glasses and then forced you to go out on tv. just like, oh, my bad.

now, get out there and surrogate for me, you four-eyed bitch. go on. what are you doing, julie? come on, your face doesn't give you the the leeway to make mistakes like that. focus. but even with his jacked up glasses i don't think guiliani could have seen this reaction coming. >> former new york city mayor rudi guiliani is stirring up controversy after telling an interviewer that donald trump would be better than a woman in the white house. >> rudi guiliani praises donald trump as an economic genius, but did he also hit hillary clinton with a sexist slam? >> what is he saying about a woman can't handle the economy because she's female? >> rudi guiliani talked about how trump would be better for the united states than a woman. that's a direct quote from rudy >> trevor: that's not-- that's not-- he said man, then described trump, then said woman-- i can't believe i'm saying this but you're not being fair to guiliani. you can't cut a sentence and make him the bad guy for the cut you created. thank god cable news doesn't

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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." when a news storyfalls through the cracks, our very own lewis black catches it with a segment we call "back in black." >> well, the election is only a month away, and with the fate of the world at stake, i've been going to church a lot to pray that a meteor will hit the earth and kill us all!

( laughter ) why? because i've got no faith in you people. in 2012, only 55% of the electorate went to the polls. more americans saw "taken who" that year, and the whole plot is right there in the title-- someone gets taken again! but this year, with a decorative hate squash just steps from the white house, i thought surely more people would go out and vote. >> both republican and democratic voters this election season have said they don't plan to vote for either candidate. >> oh, no, i'm not voting at all. i don't like either of them. >> will you be voting? >> no. >> i am not voting. >> i don't think anyone is qualified. >> no who one is qualified? since when has that mattered? listen, jerk, this is not like deciding not to go to the movies because they all suck. the fact, is we're going to have

to see a movie whether we like it or not, and that movie is going to be four years long. and you better hope it's not the one that ends with trump nuke wisconsin. ( applause ) but it's not just apathy keeping voters from the polls. it's also laziness because, apparently, well, it's too hard. >> it's very hard to get people to the polling booth because it's a lot of trouble. >> i'm not voting in 2016 unless it's easy for me to get to the voting polls. >> boo-hoo! it's too hard! you want me to go somewhere and pull a lever! why can't i vote the same way i date by swiping right on the toilet. look. >> don't want to hank out in the high school gymnasium-- well, truth be told, i'm not even allowed within 200 feet of one-- ( laughter ) but i fight off the cops and i

do my essex duty. what's it going to take to get you people to vote? hell, we've got a-list celebrities going down on you. >> on tuesday, november 8, this country will make one of the most important-- >> the most important -- >> the most important decision in its history. >> you have a chance. >> you have an obligation. >> to be a part of that decision. >> vote. >> there! that's not enough? or does the rock need to personally give you a piggyback to the polls? now, most of these ads are the same thing, just a bunch of celebrities talking directly to the camera telling you to vote. look at some of the nobodies they get to shame you into going to the polls! ( applause ) oh, yeah, that's why i'm going to vote because don lemon told me to. i know that's bryant gumbel. ( laughter ) come on, millennials!

i know we ( bleep ) things up for you, put we were counting on you to fix things, not finish the job! is there nothing you people care about enough to get off your ass and vote? >> are you going to vote for marijuana? it's on the ballot in november. >> yeah, i am planning on it. >> what about for president? are you going to vote for president? >> that's a tough one. >> so you think you'll vote for weed and not president? >> yes. >> recreational weed iso the ballot are you going to vote for that? >> yes, yes. >> are you going to vote for president as well? >> no. >> why choose? why not vote for weed to be president. at least then if this country goes down in flames, we'll all get a nice contact high. on the other hand, if trump gets elected, weed's not going to help. you're going to need a ( bleep ) anesthetic, and by anesthetic i mean a suppository about this big that i'm going to shove up each and every one of your

asses. ( cheers and applause ) so, so listen, you ( bleep )! vote, or i'm going to track your asses down! ( cheers and applause ) back to you, brian. >> trevor: lewis blark everybody. thank you so much, lewis. "black to the future" premieres this friday night at 10 p.m. on comedy central. lewis black, everybody! lewis black, everybody! we'll be right back.

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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest is the writer and star of "blue jay." >> this is amazing. this is amazing. it's like a time capsule. >> it's all here. >> it was 1993. do you want to watch some "friends?" >> "seinfeld" >> the other option is i could do a little gin blossoms. >> yes, would you? >> or maybe toad the wet sprocket. >> oh, bleck. >> fine, blues traveler. >> i like blues traveler. >> trevor: please welcome mark duplass! ( cheers and applause ) >> you're all cheering like you

know who i am. soooo... exciting. >> trevor: i feel like you can't make that joke much longer. >> really. >> trevor: i really do. you have a blot of ( bleep )-- you have that stage. everyone has that stage in their career, where they're on the tipping point. you go, "i have these jokes about how no one knows me." and then you start getting famous-- >> it's called false humility is what it's called. >> trevor: that's what it is. >> i'm trying to ride it. how am i doing, guys? you can tell i'm-- >> trevor: you really are one of the most humble guys i've come across, and really, you don't have to be. look at your career. congratulations. you just signed a four-movie deal with netflix. congratulations. ( cheers and applause ) not the most impressive thing. i have an unlimited deal with netflix. >> you do! >> trevor: i don't want to brag. i don't know what plan you're on. welcome, welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: you are a really

talented guy. amazing film you made as well. i was shocked to find out-- i watched the movie first, did not know what the movie was based on, and then found out afterwards that it was all improvised. >> yeah. so the movie "blue jay" is a simple story. it stars me and sarah paulson. that's where you guys go crazy because she's so awesome. ( cheers and applause ) they did it! >> trevor: they're gate. >> they're incredible. >> trevor: they're wonderful. >> and we play these two sort of ex-high school love birds who meet up by accident in their hometown grocery store about 20 years later and spend the day together. i'm a crier in general and i wanted to make a big cry-in movie. >> trevor: that's a stage you have to get to in your life to realize you're a crier. no, as men. because as boys we go, "i cry." and someone comes along and goes, "men don't cry." >> that's age right now.

>> trevor: age of eight. >> yes. >> trevor: it happened at five for me. >> 25. >> trevor: 5. you hold in in and then you get to a certain age where you go, oh, i can-- >> my feeling is if you keep tears in, it makes cancer, and you don't want to do that. which is why i really like to cry a lot. i'm kind of a professional at it. i have lots of strategies about how to cry, sometimes it's easier to cry when you're sick. what kind of movies you should watch when you really want a big cry versus an ugly cry versus just a little squeaker cry. >> trevor: wait, do you do real cry in the fake movie, or do you, like, fake cry in the movie? which cry do you go with? >> my brother and i-- my brother is on the show "transparent." he's also an excellent crier. ( applause ) you guys are so good. so when i wrote this movie i was like, normally, i have to stop myself from crying in these scenes so why don't i just write some crying scenes for myself

and do what i do well. it comes pretty naturally for me. >> trevor: you did a great job as well. it's phenomenal acting. you don't feel like it's improvised at all, even though it is. which as a movie-goer i'm like can i improvise how much i pay-- anyway, you have a career a lot of people go you fell into, and brilliantly into. you've create aid niche for yourself. you create aid new world. i read things where you say you see the industry as like a fish tank and you don't need to be the beautiful fish on top. what does that mean? >> i don't want to be a beautiful fish on top and i'm not a beautiful fish on top. and i'm okay with that. that's okay. >> trevor: what does that mean? >> i'm a bottom-feeder is kind of my thing. i have a four-movie deal with netflix. that sound cool as ( bleep ). i'm making these little tiny movies at the bottom that nobody really has to worry about. and i kind of learned i like making things cheaply. i know how to make things cheaply. i'm happiest when i'm hanging light with my crew and making sandwiches for them, and i tried making studio movies and i'm not

good tat and i don't like them. so i got a little tiny corner of the sandbox, and i'm that little crab down there that's eating all the specks and little pieces of fish poop that come down from the big fish. ( laughter ) and i'm so happy down here. >> trevor: it's such a strange analogy because i could have sworn crab is more expensive than fish. >> that's where it falls off the rails. >> trevor: this is a lot for that my friend. "blue jay" is in theaters friday october 7, and available on demand. mark duplass, everybody!

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( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: that's our show for tonight. stay tuned for hasa @midnight. >> mike pence was having a conversation, and that's how it came across. i think clearly when tim kaine left the stage tonight he went straight to waff fell house. he was hungry because mike fence

[cheers and applause] >> chris: hello everyone. it's 29 minutes until midnight and the day resets and you're on your own. i can't always be there and you're going to have to learn to be okay with that. i'm chris hardwick, this is @midnight. tech behemoth and friendly skynet google announced their newest iphone competitor at a press conference yesterday. take it away, man dressed like he manages an abercrombie kids! >> today i'm excited to introduce to you a new phone made by doin google. we call it pixel. >> chris: yes! raise your weak phones in praise to your new god! pixel looks pretty cool, but there's something fishy going on. ahead of the press conference,