? or maybe a--aah, mkay! ooh, it's bad! - congratulations, lemmiwin! - anks to you, private lives will stay private. - yes, we are all free once again to make teenagers do bass to mouth. - just one question, lemmiwinks. how does it feel to have killed your o brother? [lemmiwinks squeaking] le--lemmiwinks? he's devastated. - ye he's devastated. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you for tuning?! i'm trevor noah. my guest tonight, so excited, california democratic

congressman xavier becerra is in the house, everybody! we're going to talk about so many things. but first, let's start the show. i don't know, what do you guys want to talk about? ( laughter ) anything interesting happen over the weekend? ♪ >> breaking news, newly surfaced video of donald trump talking about groping women -- >> breaking news here on cnn, donald trump apologizing for vulgar comments -- >> more breaking news of republicans turning against donald trump -- >> breaking news, donald trump moments ago in a hotel in the st. louis area appearing with four of bill clinton's accusers -- >> breaking news, growing calls for trump to step down -- >> breaking news sunday debate showdown. >> vagina. >> pussy. >> gucci. >> pussy. >> pussy. >> trevor: goddam! whoo! ( cheers and applause )

you know, i'll tell you, this when the history of american politics is written, it will be divided into two distinctive eras, before pussy and after pussy. because since friday, nothing has been the same. no one saw it coming. attend of last week, we were waiting for the debate on sunday. people were saying, what's he going to say about his tax returns? now it's like we're in a completely different world. we left work friday, planned for a drink sunday night, but 5:00 p.m. friday, the trump campaign came into town with a keg of p beer, smashed it on our face and we spent the rest of the weekend drinking and getting (bleep) face. we'll play the video again for our one amish shoer who only breaks his amishness just to watch the show. this one's for you, malachi. >> the conversation was record opened a hot microphone. in 2005 in an access hollywood

bus. >> i did try and (bleep) her. she was married. i moved on her like a bitch. i couldn't get there. she's married. now she has the big phony -- and everything. >> whoa! the donald is good! >> i'm automatically attracted to beautiful women. i just start tices i kissing them. i need a tic tac in case. when you're a star, you can do anything. they let you do anything. grab 'em by the pussy, you can do anything. >> trevor: before we break down all the disgusting comments donald trump made on billy bush's bang bus, can we analyze "grab them by the pussy"? i thought about this hot and long, i never heard that phrase in my life. what kind of person grabs the

pussy? that doesn't sound pleasurable for either party involved. i don't get it. do you not know ladies? maybe it's a tiny hands thing. maybe -- ( cheers and applause ) maybe he can't hold it orc or cs it, he needs to grab it. because for trump it's like a baby holding a group fruit. ( laughter ) trump has broken almost every trick in the bag of sum baggerry. trump's scandals now are like when the first black guy joined white sports, people were, like, i had no idea that was possible! oh, my god! and by the way, can we talk about billy bush for a second? let's talk about this sleazebag. i understand that everyone has been in the presence overan unsavory joke, right? but there's a difference between laughing at the jokes you don't agree with and being an active

accomplice because billy bush has said he didn't agree with trump, he was under pressure and laughed at them, but that's not what i looked like when you see what he did when they got off the bus. >> have a little hug for the donald. he just got off the bus. >> a little hug? >> absolutely. melania said it's okay. >> hard to walk next to a guy like. this you get in the middle. >> much better. >> if you had to choose between one of us, me or the donald -- >> that's tough competition. >> serious, if you had to take one of us as a date. >> i'd have to take the fifth on that one. >> trevor: wow, how do you fit that much sleaze into such a short video. the one-cup girls were, like, i'd not want to switch places with her. trump just told billy bush how he forces himself on women and at the first possibility, billy puts his pimp ha hat on and tris to make it happen. even those through him with his

anti-muslim, mexican and black comments said enough is enough because the republicans have won the white house without those groups but there's one group they can't do without -- the ladies! >> we have a 15-year-old daughter and phi i can't look her in the eye -- >> i'm a father of three daughters and i cringe. >> jeb bush tweeted, as the grandfather of two precious gicialtion i find no apology can excuse away donald trump's reprehensible comments degrading women. >> mitch mcconnell, these comments are repugnant and unacceptable in any circumstances. >> degrading to women, our daughters, granddaughter. >> trevor: i love how they feel they need to use the women to justify outrage. as the father of two girls, as a son of a woman, as a cousin first removed of an aunt, what if you don't have a family -- someone who visited the statue

of liberty which is a woman -- ( laughter ) the trump statement should offend you a as human being, not just on behalf of fee meassments ( applause ) turns out you don't even need to be a human to be offended. >> tic tac getting in on the responses to trump's video. trump mentioned that brand of nints the video that surfaced friday. tic tac tweeted they respect all women and find trump's recent statements and behavior inappropriate and completely unacceptable. >> trevor: i'm sorry! kudos to tic tac! this is insane. you know your words are bad when even the candice whose only purpose is to cover up the stuff that opens comes out of your mouth say they can't help you. we can't fix that, man, don't involve us. ( applause ) the genius of the campaign, he gets caught on the tape boasting act sexua -- about sexual assaud they spin it as something much

different. >> locker room talk. >> that's what's said in a locker room. >> he was talking about it like boys on the bus. >> i've heard much worse than that in locker rooms. much worse. >> what locker rooms are you hanging out in? ( laughter ) a ( applause ) >> trevor: that's a great question, what locker rooms is ben carson hanging out in? you can't imagine him in the gym or participating in a sport that requires rapid movement. why is he in the locker room? maybe he does tai chi, that makes sense. he's actually the quickest one in the class, everyone calls him the flash -- slow down, ben! and he's like, catch me -- if you can -- suckers. ( laughter ) let's work through this. two things about that locker

room excuse. first, they're conflating sex talk and sexual assault talk. trying to make trump's comments sound normal is not something they're achieving. i'm sorry, that is not normal. there is a big difference between saying dirty words and glorifying nonconsensual sexual contact. not every guy has these conversations, no. that's a crime. there is a big difference. people are, like, come on, guys, talk dirty. yeah, guys talk dirty but not all are having conversations about sexual assault. more people are focused on he said pussy. it's not about that. it's about him saying he forces himself on women. what's worse, a guy who says, uh, last night i dined with a lovely lady and immediately afterwards i escorted her back to her residence and caressed her genitals despite her denying

me. or, i'm going to smash her and she said, no pussy for me. which one is worse? now don't get me wrong, neither is ideal. one is crude and the other is against the law. that's a big difference. it's not just, oh, locker room talk. no, it's not just locker room talk. by the way, trump can try to excuse his behavior by calling it locker room talk. but you realize he wasn't in a locker room! he was on a tv interview. if you conduct locker room talk everywhere, it's not the locker room! it's now, mother (bleep)! it's you! ( cheers and applause ) and besides, everyone knows if you do locker room stuff outside the locker room, then there are serious consequences! >> the reason why i said that you were so arrogant is because you came in our dressing room and you took a crap and left the stench in the room!

>> sort of gross, though, bringing that up? this is my board room. it's not a locker room. marieia you're fired. >> trevor: you see? that guy gets it. yeah. he understands. oh, but there is good news, folks. america has spoken because somebody did get fired. >> "today show" host billy bush faces fallout from the leaked audiotape with donald trump. nbc says bush has been suspended indefinitely. >> trevor: welcome to the 2016 presidential election. if you're on tv and you say something that offends the nation, you're going to lose your job. but don't worry, you can still run for president. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) twenty-one years ago we created blue moon.

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( laughter ) ( applause ) how are you undecided? and, people, the debate itself, like you knew it was going to be ugly when hillary and donald first walked out an refused to shake hands at the beginning. even boxers tap gloves! but in hillary's defense, i guess she didn't want to touch his hand after hearing what he does with it. and that makes a lot of sense. ( applause ) that was the most pleasant part of the evening because as soon as the debate started, trump and hillary went straight to war. >> the thing you should be apologizing for are the 33,000 e-mails that you deleted and that you a acid washed. i hate to say it, but if i win, i'm going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation because there has never been so many lies, so much deception, there has never been anything like it, and we're going to have a special prosecutor --

>> you know, it is -- it's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of donald trump is not in charge of the law in our country. >> because you would be in jail. >> trevor: oh -- wow. that was -- ( sniffs ) -- crazy. ( laughter ) guys, you realize donald trump just threatened to put his opponent in jail. i feel like a lot of people skipped over that. he threatened to put his oponent in jail. that's not funny. they're trying to frame it as a smoke but that's not funny. unless he does it to ted cruz. that would be hilarious. a little funny. yo, man, what are you in for? well, i'll tell you you as a constitutional conservative, my rierkts my freedoms, my belief -- hey! i just kill people! i don't deserve this, man! ( laughter ) truth is, not funny. shouldn't happen to anyone. watching trump yesterday remind

med of a year ago when i started host this show and had the fresh banana smell on me -- which isn't racist, it's joust how i -- just how i travel across the ocean, i mentioned a year ago trump remind med of an african dictator, and last night remind med of why i said that, because jailing your opponent is straight out of the african dictator playbook. >> the southern african nation of zimbabwe, government security forces arrested and beat up the leader of the opposition movement. >> the president felt threatened by his popularity so they threw him in jail for three years. >> trevor: donald trump stole worst parts of africa. thinks like an african dick tairkts threatens like a nigerian prince, and constantly

spews out of his mouth like he has ebola. tomorrow on the show, we'll continue delving into the debate and digging into some of the nuance. that's what we're going to get into. unless there's another tape. who knows, maybe this time trump says (bleep). come on, n word! congressman xavier becerra joins us after the break. we'll be right back! heineken light makes it ok to flip another man's meat. no no no, you never flip another man's meat. award-winning heineken light is the best light beer you've ever tasted. that's true. can i have one? can i flip your meat?

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>> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." please welcome the chairman of the house democratic caucus, congressman xavier becerra!

( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: congressman, thank you for joining us. >> trevor, thanks for having me. >> trevor: always a pleasure. so what did you get up to this weekend? >> i watched a little tv. >> trevor: you did? >> i did. >> trevor: anything interesting? >> same old stuff. >> trevor: same old same old, man. same old. ( laughter ) i watched this from the outside. we watched this from the outside. as somebody who is essentially in what is happening, what are you thinking when all of this is going down? >> this is not the america i grew up believing in, and i believe, on november 8th, we're going to send a message that donald trump is not the america we believe in. i just don't see how we will vote for a guy who says things about women, says things about immigrants, says things about african-americans, about latinos, about gabled, about war

veterans, about disabled, about military families who lost their sons or daughters. i just have faith that what we're watching is reality tv for donald trump, but on november 8, reality will set in for donald trump when we show him who we really are. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: now, between the pussy video and -- that's part of politics, now. pussy, i'm talking about politics, pussy, pussy -- ( laughter ) between the video and the debate, donald trump now down 11 points, the question a lot of people are asking, do you think the democrats can win the house back? >> we're certainly on our way. if donald trump continues to act the way he is acting, and if the republicans who call themselves leaders continue to act the way they're acting, as you said before, what you don't understand and i don't understand is how people are still supporting donald trump, given what he has said.

my sense is it's not just donald trump who's going to get a message on november 8th. i think anyone who believes in this country and believes all of us have a right to prosper and really dream, you're not going to stand by someone like donald trump, and i believe republicans have a choice, they canstand with the american people or they can stand with donald trump. >> trevor: is hillary is kind of leader who could work with the opposite side? we've seen what happens, congress just won't move then. so what would change? why would anything change? >> the beauty of hillary clinton is she's going to fight for change, but she's going to fight for change from a perspective of someone who knows how to get things done. this is the beauty for me of hillary clinton, she's been tested. by the way, she's been knocked down who knows how many times but she always gets up. so when she says to you, i'm going to fight to make sure that for your kids, when they go to college, they will be able to graduate without massive debt on their shoulders, i believe her

that she's going to fight for that. >> trevor: now, if we go back on that and you say, you know, she knows and she will implement change, she is someone that you believe in, there are a lot of people who don't believe in hillary. there are a lot of people who say, you know, we see e-mails, e-mails between podesta and within hillary's camp and some excerpts on her speeches that, ironically, were put out because people thought they could be taken out of context and now they have been taken out of context. but for those people who go, i don't know which hillary i'm supposed to be looking to, the hillary who gives those speeches or the hillary who's telling me this today, how do you expect people to reconcile with that? >> it's interesting, i'm not sure i'd want to trust vladimir putin or the russians on what we should believe with the leaks they're putting out there -- >> trevor: why not? ( laughter ) >> are you telling me you're having the same bromance donald

trump is having with vladimir putin? yes, very nice nipples, i don't know if you've seen -- ( laughter ) >> but secondly, this is about the future, and i know donald trump and some folks would like the make this all about the past and these e-mails. secretary clinton made it very clear, she made a piss stake, and she regrets it. she even -- she made a mistake. she even said yesterday. she said, i apologize. it's time to move on. because when we continue to hear people talk about e-mails, we need to talk about college tuition. i have three daughters in college. a whole bunch of families want to send their kids to college but they want to know they'll get through college. the reality is as former governor of texas ann richards used to say, get over it, get on with it, it's time for us to talk about the people's business of getting things done that matter in the lives of families every day.

>> trevor: one question before you leave, do you still send e-mails? >> i'll text you the answer later on. ( laughter ) >> trevor: thank you, congressman. congressman xavier becerra. we'll be right back. twenty-one years ago we created blue moon. that's 7,671 moon rises, 48 eclipses and a refreshing taste that's always stayed the same. creatively inspired. artfully brewed. blue moon.

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