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[funky hip-hop music] - heard what happened with isis, but a bet's a bet. [laughter] by the way, it's called a niqab. see you mus-lames on the bench. ha! "mus-lames!" i kill me! man, fuck y'all. - it's too bad you didn't get that picture, my nig. - says who? - ooh. together: legend. [tires screech] - milton, nice to have you home. - man, shut your bitch-ass up. so like i was saying, "jungle fever" is

the dopest snipes joint, but "white man can't jump" is right up there, though. [as snipes] it's pretty, it's so pretty. - pound for pound, the best actor in the world. - ain't no question, my dudes. snipes be like... [karate sounds] [laughter] [funky hip-hop music] ♪ from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is daily show with trevor noah. (cheers and captioning sponsored by comedy central >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you so much, everybody, i'm so excited, pie guest here to chat about his new national geographic special on rhino poachingk bryan christy is

joining us, i know this is a comedy show, people, but some things are just not funny. >> neighborhoods across the country on edge after a series of scares involving people dressed as clowns. >> in some cases, luring children into the forest, peeking into people's windows. >> the sightings are terrorizing kids and authorities are taking it very seriously. >> in dartmouth, massachusetts, police put out this psa. >> remember that if you want to act like a clown, we have no problem treating you like one. (laughter). >> trevor: so you are going to squirt them with seltzer and throw a pie in their face? that doesn't sound so bad, man. that's not a threat. yes, it turns out there are some people out there dressed in creepeau clown outfits. clearly some people are going 2016 isn't strange enough. hmmmm. we need to spice things up. come on, maurice, let's go to the mall. the good news is that everyone loves clowns. >> i can't-- i can't the creepy clowns any morement. >> natalie is scared of clowns. >> i hate clowns too, that is

the thing i-- it-- it is like my worst fear. >> i'm scared of clowns. >> it's just the way they have been acting lately. ever since i was a little kid, i have never enjoyed them. >> i have two kids in middle school and they are scared to death. >> trevor: that's right, the only thing that terrifies white people more than a car full of clowns is realizing the care yokee rap song they picked has the "n" word in it. i ain't she a gold digger but she aipt missing with no-- oh, that was a mistake. that was a mistake. oh, and by the way, if you are considering grabbing your own clown outfit and joining in this madness, well, say hello to my little friend. >> i'm hearing all these things about these clowns and everybody is scared. let me tell you now, i'm not scared of one y'all. you see i'm take your balls off, i will jump and walk around and crazy, i will cut your foot off and when are you on your knees i will flaten my dimp el behind your chest and punch in your heart because i'm not-- got the

one. >> trevor: that guy is amazing. that is guy is amazing. he's not dressing around. i think costop anyone from clowning around. like a lot of people don't know this but next to him in the car is james corden and even he's freaked out. james corden is like you want to sing, don't touch my radio, moth-- ah. everyone, i love that i goo. speaking of terrifying white people with strange makeup and horrible hair, america's scariest clown, donald trump, who-- who like now, who right now is in the midst of a pussy gait meltdown has resorted to all kinds of outlandish claims to see if anything sticks. he is going offer the rails, it is no secret that donald trump and his friends traffic and conspiracy theory. what is amazing we are not the only ones who noted. >> i was reading the other day, there is a guy on the radio, who apparently trumped on he said me and hillary are demons. said we smell like sulfur, ain't that something.

(laughter) now i mean, come on, people. >> trevor: come on, people! obama says it like this is a prank and he's just waiting for us to tell him it's a prank. he's like come on, people. where are the cameras, where are the cams ra? come on, where are the cameras at. by the way, if you are wondering what obama does smell like, it's cocobutter, that is what he smells like. it's why barack don't crack. now this is just one of the many benefits of having black people in your party. they're not afraid of clowns. unfortunately, republicans are short on black people. so they have to am could up with another plan. >> fellow republicans are abandoning trump at an alarming rate. >> one in 70 prominent republicans have denounced trump's remarks in public

statements. at least 25 who had endorsed their party's nominee say they can no longer support him. >> rnc officials are discussing whether to shift resources away from trump and toward candidates for other down ballot races. >> some big dollar donors are demanding refunds, appalled by trump's secretary allly aggressive comments. >> trevor: classic rich people. always think they're entitled to a refund. how can i help you, sir. this is disgusting, i asked for a conservative political candidate, instead a got misogynistic bu foon, i want to talk to the manager. okay, surprise, i'm the manager. i actually feel sorry for the gop. they spent the entire campaign season waiting for the trump pivot and it never came. now i see why republicans don't believe in evolution. but it looks like this was the straw that finally broke the elephants back and luckily for the gop donald trump respects their decision. >> donald trump now striking back, calling speaker ryan a

weak and infectionive leader. but the rapid fire twitter jabs quickly snowballed into an all-out assault on his own party. >> you think that they say great going, don, let's go, let's beat this crook. but there's a whole sinnister deal going on. paul ryan, i don't want his support, i don't care about his support. >> john mccain who has probably the dirtiest mouth in all of the senate. >> it is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me, and can i now fight for america the way i want to. >> trevor: yes, people, apparently what we have seen up until now, was shackled donald trump. but not any more. now trump is like king kong, in that they both broke free of their shackles and like grabbing white women without asking. (laughter) now-- (applause). >> trevor: now i know this seems like a disaster. but look on the bright side. trump is the third party candidate americans have been waiting for. he's an outsider to everything.

de sensee, paying taxes, reality, he is total leigh his own thing. yeah, an there's nobody like him. he's completely unique, he's like a snowflake. but a snowflake that show got meed on before it hit your tongue. yeah, so this is where we stand, democrats and republicans hate donald trump more than they hate each other. so you think he's all on his own. my friends, you see, you are never alone in the eyes of the lord. >> evangelical voters standing by donald trump despite his lewd comments on that video. >> he apologized, he said he was embarrassed by those remarks and then he moved on and he talked about the issues. i want a campaign that to tuses-- focuses on the future of america, not the past. >> there is nobody watching today on this network that if everything they ever said, did, looked at, interacted with other people about was on tape or video, wouldn't be deeply embarrassed. this is not a job interview for a sunday school teacher.

>> look, i might not choose this man to be a sunday school teacher in my church, but that's not what this election is about. >> trevor: that's right. we don't trust this man with our children, or our church, but the nation-- [bleep] him, yeah, see you sunday, folks, see you sunday, yeah. they do raise a point though, who are we to judge. yeah, none of us are without sin. i mean if men of god, the devowtd believe we should forgive donald trump then who are we to disagree. >> trevor noah. >> trevor: all right, is that you? >> no, it's a light with a moving voice, of course its me, you idiot. trevor, why don't you play the video of those men contradicting themselves. >> trevor: oh, i see what you did there. >> don't explain the joke. just play the tape. >> i want a campaign that focuses on the future of america, not the past. >> the major issues of 291st

century, will be the problems of the soul. >> everybody that has ever run for any office in america are sinners. >> i will work for a country where reliable and traditional standards of right and wrong matter once again. where character and morality still count. >> look, i might not choose this man to be a sunday school teacher. >> one thing i think we need to disspell, the myth is that a person's private morality has no affect on his ability to run for office or to serve in office. >> look, character is what counts. and a person's judgement in his private life spills over into his other life. >> trevor: wow, lord, i don't understand. >> you see, my child, many use my name when it suits them but come election time, they change their positions faster than my sun turned water into wine, which is so irstating. i mean it's like jesus, some of us have to drive home. >> trevor: that make senses, lord. >> and by the way, trevor. >> trevor: yes, yes lord. >> stop jacking off so much. >> trevor: but my hands are so

soft, lord. it's the cocobutter. oh, hey, god, can i ask you one quick che? -- question. >> shoot. >> trevor: why did you create donald trump? >> oh, i thought it would be funny. sorry, no one's perfect. bye now. >> trevor: good-bye, lord, good-bye. we'll be right back. (chee this beer is fiercely loyal. brewed generation after generation... only with moravian barley. coors banquet. that's how it's done.

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. >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. let's talk about college. now back in the day college was all about crazy fun stuff, you know like keg stands and butt chugging and wet t-shirt contests and that was just me and my roommate brian. but these days colleges are more sensitive, more informed. they have more diverse voices and they encourage these voices with safe spaces, you know, like black students union association, and now some professors are offering trigger warnings for topic thation might

upset students. the question is, are we going too far? what is more important. free speech, or the right of our classmates not to be offended. there is really only one place to resolve this. we do it in outrage courts. >> when a small controversy sparks an internet fire storm, it's up to judge roy to sort the justified from the just straight trippy it all happens now on outrage court. today on outrage court, free speech on campus. desi lydic thinks safe spaces and trigger warnings are necessary to foster minority voices and to protect against hate speech. jordan klepper thinks college kids are pussies. >> huge. >> all rise for the honorable judge roy wood, jr. >> yeah. >> sit y'all ass down. let's get down to the get down. what in the goddam is a safe space? desi, you have the floor. >> picture this, your honor. are you a minority.

>> i will allow it. >> every day you face discrimination, hate speech, microaggression, not the shouty angry mel gibsony kind but a consistent undercurrent of white noise. let's just call it white's only noise. these colleges are just trying to create spaces where you and your fellow students can be free from all of that. >> i get it. so racism is like a nagging wife, and safe spaces are like the downstairs bathroom that i go to to get away from her. >> excellent example, your honor. also a gret microaggression against me as a woman. >> compliment sustained. jordan, what is your problem with this. >> your honor, safe spaces are nothing but an attempt to shut down free speech. college is a time to say stuff you don't like like hackie sack, butt chuggers and quite boy dread lock. if i cut myself off from all the bigots i know, i wouldn't have any friends left. i mean playing tennis by myself. there are no safe spaces in the real world. colleges are helping kids outlining an overripe avocado

when they should be hard and tough like a proper avocado. hmmmm, these are like reality. [bleep] nasty. put it down. >> policies like this make minorities feel encouraged and validated when it comes to free speech. i mean i will just say me as a woman, can i hardly i get a word in? >> what is she even talking about. >> we haven't talked about trigger warnings yet. do you know there are students who won't go too classrooms because they are afraid the lectures will upset them. how do we teach these students without frightens them. what is history class, some lish fish cried crawled on the land, nixon and here we are. >> college students want an experience free from emotional trauma like seeing a quite guy dress up as stevie wonder for hall wane. >> that costume is a hit every year and no blind person has ever complained about it. >> my point is it it's not limiting free speech to raise awareness for microaggression. >> microaggression sound like what a hobbit keys your car. >> or like an ingredient in a

body wash yns yeah, or-- . >> no, but my point is, just because something has a ridiculous new name doesn't mean it's nod real alike benedict cumberbatch, ridiculous name, hundred percent real. >> i see what you are asking for, counsel iller, from now on microaggressions will be referred to as cumberbatchs. >> wait, no, that wasn't my point. >> damn, you just got cum ber batched. >> all right, you both made compelling arguments. i reached a verdict. during their life a college kid should grow up, if they grow up thinking safe spaces and trigger warnings how do we protect ourselves from russia. how are we going to stand up to jamaica. all they do is come in here triggering us with their damn reggae and ganja and their chunk chicken. you see the dancing. you are right, everybody is entitled to an education where their roommate isn't trying to touch their damn hair all the time. the solution here is obvious,

i'm banning all college, it's a waste of time. you think i went to college to be a judge. >> i think you have to. >> you didn't go to college. >> i got this on ebay, this robe from my pastor. [bleep] it's gone. become a judge. (applause). >> trevor: thank you, outrage court, we'll be right back. what is that? man, i don't know. ask google! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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>> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. my guest tonight is a national geographic explorer and investigative journalist whose latest piece deadly trade is in the october issue of national geographic magazine. please welcome bryan christy. (applause) >> thank you so much for being here. >> it's great to be here. >> trevor: i'm a huge fan of

your work and what you have been doing. for those who dopt know, you go around the world, and you tackle some really tough stories, talking about what is happening in the world of, i geses nature but what's fascinating is how you draw the stories from what seems like a small topic and it branches out into everything. >> right, yeah, no i started professionally as a lawyer. and i got a cpa license. and i found out you know what, it's not a lot of life to that. but it did give me a skill set to be able to go after big guys who are exploiting small guys. and the smallest guy, the littlest guy on the planet is wildlife. >> you had an amazing story that i really recommend people go out and read about illegal trade of ivory in the world, trapping it, tracking it back to terrorism, surprisingly which is why these stories all bleed their way into something bigger. this story that is coming out in national geographic really hit home with may because it was about rhino poaching. and rhino poaching predominantly

in south africa where we have the biggest problem. there were once 500,000 rhinos, in the 209 century and now we're down to 29,000. >> that's right. >> and so when you looked at the story. where do you even start? how do you get involved in these stories? >> the rhino story started for me with knowing that south africa was about to possibly submit to the world the idea that we should open a world to rhino horn trade. >> trevor: now a lot of people don't know, let's get into the story of it. because this is what fascinated me reading. i knew about poaching, from south africa, i knew about poachers, like the little guerilla factions of poachers running out killing one, two, three rhinos a day, these guys just trying to make money from mozambique and angola. but you tackle a very different story. men who are running companies where some of them are bringing us american hunters to kill game

that they are not supposed to be killing. >> yeah. >> trevor: how does that work? >> south africa, i have been tracking wildlife exploitation for over a decade. have i gone all over the world. and i have never seen anything like south africa. south africa, the part i didn't know is ranching game. so you have rhino ranches. that is one of the saddest photos to me, you know, to south african, the owner of this ranch, he's incredibly proud, i'm saving rhinos. to me, this is the comeodd if i kaition of a species. these are rhino that are assets, the horns are cut off, they grow back, they are cutting them off, stock piling them hoping to sell them for millions and millions of dollars on the asian market. and to do it, they're having these rhino live like cat el. >> yeah. >> and these are buy logically dead, they're not part of ecosystems any more. it's not just rhino. they are doing it to stable, pick your species that america

wants to hunt and they're turning it into a farm. >> trevor: when you have some of the more grew some stories and we show some of the people the pictures, i don't show you this to shock you, i show this to you to make you understand the graferrity of the situation. and also how brutal these people are. there is a man you talk about in the story who has rhino kills them and just chops the horns off. he doesn't try to keep them alive. he doesn't try to work with phorns in a humane way.st the when are you talking to him, how does he describe this? >> to him, these rhino are his property. these are mine, this is my property, i can do with my rhino what i want. and that's a very dangerous perspective. this is wildlife is property. one of the most, i guess humane and uplifting pictures i have seen in your story was of a

little rhino cub that had lost its mother and i guess one of the rangers had to spend the night with the cub. it's a really beautiful image. and you see there are a lot of good people who are fighting to stop this from happening and a lot of good people who are trying to end rhino poaching. >> yeah, the population of people who are dedicated to saving these animals is what gives me hope. >> before i let you go, someone read this story, someone goes bryan, i touched me, i didn't know this was a problem or i want to help, i want to do something about it it but i live in another place, what can people do? how can people get involved? and what do you hope to achieve? >> well, i will say this. the, i'm going to places where religeon is under seige, where my right as a journalist, freedom of the press is under

seige. these are dictatorships. when those privileges are at risk, these sorts of things happen. so the most important thing someone can do is vote. (applause) (applause). >> trevor: thank you for your time. national geographic magazine, is available now, bryan christy, everyone. we'll be right back. to its roots. brewed only in golden, colorado... ...and nowhere else. ever. coors banquet. that's how it's done. ♪ ♪ power, power to the lord ♪ power, power to the lord ♪