ust set me free ♪ home sweet home >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much! i'm so excited! our musical guest one of the hottest rising stars in music, jidenna! and also g.o.p. political strategist ana navarro is also seeing -- joining us tonight. going to be a fun show. let's turn to breaking news. brand-new policy proposal have just come out from donald trump

where he spoke -- just kidding ( laughter ) it's more sex stuff. >> breaking news, explosive new allegation against donald trump. >> overnight a flood of new allegations, multiple women who say donald trump touched or kissed them inappropriately. >> the palm beach post reports a woman who lives there, mindy mcgillevry, claims she was groped by trump 13 years ago. >> rachel crooks tells the times in 2005 she introduced herself to the businessman at trump tower instead of a handshake he kissed her. >> yet another accuser is a former miss u.s.a. imaginent contestant who represented the state of utah in 1997. >> apeople magazine writer says trump attacked her while she was on assignment in trump's state in south florida. >> jessica leeds told the "new york times" trump assaulted her on a plane after she was upgraded to first class on a business trip. (bleep). ( laughter ) >> trevor: if ever there was a day of highs and lows, upgraded to first class! degraded by donald trump.

these are not the hot nuts i wanted! yes, people, in the last 24 hours, six women have come forward with their personal stories about allegedly being assaulted by donald trump. and who would have thought the guy who says he forces himself on women actually force fos on women! i guess he really does tell it like it is. so i guess that's it. guy confesses the assault, victims confirm assault, case opened and closed right? yes? no? maybe? unless your only job is to say otherwise. >> well, looks, this is a lot of he said/she said. >> let me say one thing, this is he said/she said. >> it's his word against her word. >> you got he said/she said -- he said he said, she said here. >> trevor: it's mishmash mish mish -- let me help you, she sells sea shells by the sea shore while trump grabs her pussy. that's what you were trying to say. you have to admit, these guys are not totally wrong. this is a version of he said/she

said, only in this case it's he said she said, then she said, then she said -- oh, and most importantly, he said he did it in the first place! he said he said! he said it himself! even though there's no video of the incidents, it can be helpful to hear the details. the trump accuser who told the story about the airplane when she got upgraded into all up in your business class? she remembered a particular detail how trump lifted the arm rest to grope her. that's all trump spokesperson katrina pierson needed for the most ridiculous excuse you will ever hear. >> do you believe jessica leeds' account that this happened 30 years ago on an airplane? >> we're talking about the early 1930s, don, seriously? back then you had planes, what, dc9, dc10, and maybe an l 1011? but she said specifically this was to new york, and this is what's important, so we can x

out the l 1011 and the dc10. guess what? first class seats had fixed arm estrests. >> ladies and gentlemen, you will find bull (bleep) here, here, right over here, right over here! ( applause ) you know how you know your argument is ridiculous? when every single person on the panel is trying not to laugh at what you're saying. including you! look at her! she's like -- ( laughing ) trump surrogates are saying we shouldn't believe this woman because they're claiming old school arm rests don't flip up. johnny cochran would be so proud -- if the arm rest don't flip, you must acquit! ( laughter ) but trump isn't even counting on people believing he didn't grope women because his strategy in this campaign is not to prove he's not a bad person but rather to show he's in good company. >> bill clinton was the worst abuser of women ever to sit in

the oval office. >> the trump campaign says they're going nuclear on bill clinton in response to these allegations including trying to turn bill clinton into bill cosby. >> trevor: whoa, turn bill clinton into bill cosby? what kind of sick person thinks we need two bill cosbys? ( laughter ) can we pause for a second and acknowledge that with just 26 days left until the election, instead of talking about the issues, we're going to spend most of our time focusing on who is the worst sexual predator, which by the way is also the name of my failed game show. i can't believe we made four seasons. went really well. i'm disgusted by what trump allegedly did to these women, but in a way i'm even more disgusted by the people trying to protect him, because think about it, trump says he does the thing, women say yeah, he did the thing, and then all of a sudden people are, like, well, no, it's not real, not real, not

real. yeah, and people you want to talk about bill cosby? with cosby, it took 20 women before people started believing it was real. the difference was, it was bill cosby. before his victim came forward, cosby hadn't bragged about what he'd done, running around in the streets and going -- (cosby bragging about roofies riff) baaaaah -- he wasn't doing that. trump was. for more analysis on this latest turn in the presidential race, we turn to senior election correspondent desi lydic, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) >> thanks, trevor! for us women, it truly is the best of times and the worst of times. we've never felt so empowered and yet so demeaned at the same time. like this morning on the way to work when a construction worker yelled at me you deserve equal pay, sugar tits!

it was sweet. >> trevor: donald trump campaign seems to be going all in on bill clinton. what does that mean for hillary? >> surprise. it's her fault, too. like the saying behind every bad man is a blameable woman. no one to blame for bill's sordid past other than hillary. >> trevor: if bill's failures are hillary's fault, shouldn't hillary also get credit for his successes? >> yeah, like hillary has any control over what bill did. >> trevor: wait you just said -- >> why are you listening to what i say? oh... you're an idiot, trevor... and shame on me for letting you be be an idiot! look, it's simple, if your man hharasses someone else in the first place, why couldn't you keep him? line? if you don't leave, you're an enabler. it's a coin toss where both sides are tails -- that he chased. or head -- that he got. the point, is you don't even get to keep the coin! >> trevor: sounds like a lose-lose for hillary.

thank you, desi lydic, everyone! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: so the key question here is what do trump's fans think about all this? jordan klepper once again hit the streets. actually, more like the parking lot, to find out. >> according to the main stream media, donald trump's lewd talk and recent sexual assault allegations are eroding republican support. >> the g.o.p. is abandoning their nominee in droves. >> the exodus of republican support continued. >> republicans are deserting the sinking ship. >> i don't listen to that noise. i listen to this throb -- ba-ba, ba-ba -- this is jordan klepper fingers the pulse! ♪ ( applause ) i hitched a ride to a rally in the crucial swing state of pennsylvania to ask trump supporters if he had finally crossed the line. >> you know what? so what if he wants to grab pussy! i want to grab pussy!

>> that's a. >> no i wish i could grab as much pussy as he has. >> i'd like to grab al queda by the pussy and shove yankee doodle dandy up its ass. >> how are they about presidential candidate bragging about sexual assault. >> locker room talk. guys in the bar talk that way when they see a pretty girl. >> i've heard words about men talking about girls, women. >> other presidential candidates like mondale or -- >> yes. >> locker room talk. that's what boys do. he didn't do it. >> i don't talk like that. >> well... >> do you have any children? >> i do. >> do they to talk talk like that. >> no, they don't. >> you have a husband? >> yes. >> talk like that? >> no. >> is that how you talk? >> no. >> your dad the. >> no. >> your pastor? >> no. >> who talks like that? >> obviously, donald trump. >> it's stupid bragging men talk, men brag. >> we brag. you brag a bit, right?

>> not exactly, but i know quite a few people that do. >> and background -- all clear, men brag! just locker room talk! grab it while you can, trump. what is this? >> a pussy! grab it all while you can! except i can't talk like that in front of my daughter. >> you just did! these things you say, people can hear! the locker room was huge extending across the country. was there any line trump couldn't cross? is there anything trump could say that would make you not vote for him. >> no. >> no matter what he says, i'll vote for him. >> the n word. >> wouldn't be right but i would vote for him. >> what about if everybody should go (bleep) little pigs. >> i would still vote for him. >> the media's fingers were nowhere near the pulse, they had gotten it wrong. people knew trump's comments

weren't sexual assault, they were something completely different. ask this man who conduct add highly scientific survey. >> got news for you, i asked a lot of women here and half would love to have that you are pussies snatched by trump. >> that is news to me. >> one man's sexual assault is another man's flirtation. >> you must be a charmer with the ladies. >> i used to be. i got the ring now. one landed me. she squeezed it so i couldn't take it off. she's no dummy. >> sorry, bro, a little locker room talk. >> trevor: jordan klepper, everybody. we'll be right back.

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everybody! ( cheers and applause ) welcome to the show, ana. >> thank you. >> trevor: so for the five people who don't know who you are -- >> i'm the woman who said pussy on tv. >> trevor: i was going to say it in different way but you said it. >> let's get right to the point. >> trevor: here's a question i have. why did you say pussy. >> first of all because it's 12:45 a.m. when i said it. but because i just couldn't handle anymore people defending the man who's running for the highest office of the land in the united states of america saying the word, and yet pretending to be offended when a mere pundit or a comedian or anybody else says it. hypocrisy needs to be called out in american politics and the absurd has reached the point where it is just insufferable. >> trevor: for those who don't know your background, you have been a g.o.p. voice for a long time. you're a strategist. you worked closely with jeb bush as well. so it's not like you're coming at us from a democratic point of

view at all. >> i have been a republican since i was eight years old. i've fled communist. >> trevor: that's a young age to be a republican. what were you doing at 8 that you were republican? sorry to interrupt. i was not thinking of politics at age 8. why were you republican at 8? >> because i fled communism and ronald reagan defeated communism. my father was a freedom fighter and ronald reagan supported him. i was a republican when trump was a democrat, independent and i'm going to be a republican when donald trump gets tired of being a republican. >> trevor: do you think that will happen or donald trump will take the republican party with him? when paul ryan stood up and said i'm unendorsing this man you saw a lot of republican voters, only 13% said we will step away, the remaining people said we are with trump. >> paul ryan has not unendorsed

him. he insists on not being in the same state or room with him but not unendorsed him. fortunately for paul ryan, donald trump who comes unhinged easily reacted as if paul ryan unendorsed him but is good for paul ryan. i'm happy paul ryan decided to treat trump like a zika mosquito, avoid contact your will be infected. i don't know what's going to happen after november 9. i don't know math well, that's why i went to law school, but do i know enough math to know that in order to be a viable party to win the white house you need 50% plus one. if the republican party breaks into pieces, we have less of a chance of that happening than we do now. we have got to figure out a way to move forward, to reconcile, rebrand, reunite, because this country needs two healthy parties putting out solutions, trying to solve the crises that we have. this dysfunction, this reality show that's politics must end.

we as voters need to demand better? here's a question i have for you then because i do not have the opportunity to sit with many staunch republicans who openly admit to loathing donald trump. an election is coming up, right? you are going to vote? >> yes. >> trevor: okay. whenou step into that booth, you will have one of two choices. what are you going to choose? >> well, right now, i have said and i am sticking to this, i am going to write in my mother, which i want to tell you makes my mother incredibly nervous. she's got high anxiety about this. i think she thinks she can win. ( applause ) >> trevor: she stands a chance against donald trump. >> i'm not alone in america right now. this is an historical election. not only do we have the first woman running, not only do we have the first orange person running -- ( laughter ) -- but it's also the first time in american history that both candidates of the major parties are more unpopular than they are popular. >> trevor: yes. >> so a lot of americans are feeling like i am.

now, unfortunately, i live in a swing state. i live in florida. that means my vote may really matter. if hillary clinton is winning this election by six points in florida come election day, you know, mrs. navarro is getting written in. if it's 50/50, i don't know what i'm going to do because do i know my conscience does not allow me to allow donald trump to not do every possible thing i can to make sure that a misogynist racist bigot jerk entitled man is the next president of the united states ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: in has been an amazing chat. i hope you will come back when we're in a better space. >> sweetheart that's if donald trump doesn't win because if he does i'm probably getting deported after i get audit and waterboarded. >> trevor: we'll do the show from outside the country together. thank you very much. ana navarro, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) ♪

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>> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my next guest is a grammy nominated artist whose forthcoming album is called "long live the chief." to play the track from that album, welcome jidenna. ♪ fighting over rings ♪ wanna be the king ♪ but long live the chief ♪ for a lil' ol' thang ♪ lil' boys bang bang ♪ but long live the chief ♪ fighting over rings ♪ wanna be the king ♪ but long live the chief ♪ just watch pretty momma while i slang my cane ♪ ♪ long live the chief ♪ uh ♪ cockroaches and the rat (bleep) ♪ ♪ hand me downs with the patches ♪ ♪ mumma put a little money in the mattress ♪ ♪ taught me how to make a silver

spoon outta plastic ♪ ♪ you can either sink, swim or be a captain ♪ ♪ get the last word ♪ i'ma get the last laugh in ♪ now they say jidenna, why you dressin' so classic? ♪ ♪ i don't want my best dressed day in a casket ♪ ♪ you can either lead, follow, or get out the way ♪ ♪ make a (bleep) move, it would make my dam day ♪ ♪ gotta 100-year plan ♪ you just think about today ♪ always been about time more than been about pay ♪ ♪ can't rump with me ♪ usain couldn't run with me ♪ chief come to find you ♪ you don't come for me ♪ at best, you could run a lil' company ♪ ♪ baby at worst ♪ i could run the whole count-a-ry ♪ ♪ that's right ♪ pimp the game like a brothel ♪ that's why ♪ i don't judge a hustle. ♪ i airbnb the crib like a hostel ♪ ♪ summer rate cheaper 'cuz the streets get hostile ♪ ♪ shotta boy, this far from hobby boy ♪ ♪ so, no, i won't record for your homey boy ♪ ♪ i turn the party out like a naughty toy ♪ ♪ then i go and hide in plain sight like a lobby boy ♪ ♪ yessuh, that jidenna on the

banner ♪ ♪ riding for my (bleep) ♪ gettin' locked up in the slammer ♪ ♪ elders sayin' everything's a nail to a hammer ♪ ♪ can't spell but we know our instagramar ♪ ♪ (well) well, done's better than well said ♪ ♪ i read well well read. ♪ really i ain't met nobody smarter ♪ ♪ that's why i got admitted ♪ but i still rejected harvard ♪ i'm the fresh prince, in a school where they couldn't read ♪ ♪ mumma put me in a school with the kennedys ♪ ♪ when i met bill clinton, i was 17 ♪ ♪ thinkin' dead presidents is all my (bleep) need ♪ ♪ dining with the governor's daughter ♪ ♪ her father say i remind him of obama ♪ ♪ i'm the chief diplomat... everyday ♪ ♪ and i'm black and white... janelle monae ♪ ♪ they wanna be the king ♪ but long live the chief ♪ for a lil' ol' thang lil' boys bang bang ♪ ♪ long live the chief ♪ fighting over rings

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you turned down a record deal when your opinion a young man. why? >> i thought it would be a better story. to be honest, i just wanted to brag about rejecting harvard. >> trevor: that's all you wanted to do, reject harvard, go to stanford. you've got many fans including the president. you were supposed to meet with him two or three sometimes. he was, like, come to the white house. no, i can't come. second time, i can't come. are you insane? >> no, we actually met a couple of times for dinner party with the first lady, the president, the whole family. >> trevor: yeah. >> but i couldn't make the birthday party, which i was pretty sad about. >> trevor: what a life, man. i also couldn't make the party when he invited me. that also happened to me, and obama was, like, well, where are you? i was, like, i can't come. i can't come. to play us out with a song, "a little bit more" please welcome jidenna! ( cheers and applause )

♪ are we ever goin' know? ♪ you should make up your mind ♪ take you back to my shrine ♪ and i'ma need the whole night ♪ ♪ and a little bit more ♪ ♪ i'm gonna need the whole night ♪ ♪ they don't know how you like it ♪ ♪ i'm gonna need the whole night ♪ ♪ i'ma need the whole night and a little bit more ♪ ♪ i'm gonna need the whole night ♪ (cheers and applause). >> chris: st 29 minutes until midnight and we announced the winner of the-- on the other hand time is just an illusion and this show dnt even exist outside of your imagination. i'm chris hardewijk, this is "@midnight." you might remember the rio olympics as that thing that happened that looked like it smelled bad. well, the international olympic committee is already looking for a city for the 2024 games. the only problem is nobody wants them, surprise. rome became the latest city to abandon their bid because of the massive price tag and because they already have enough delab dated sport fas silts, they don'ne