and finds a way to take eleanor away from the russian minder, and she's half-laughing, half-crying, and she's hugging eleanor and saying, "oh, my friend, it's so good to see you after all these years." [chuckles] "and think about all the friends we met on our trip across the u.s.," and eleanor's so happy to talk to her, just saying, "oh, lyudmila, we did have a great time, didn't we?" and these two incredibly powerful, smart women saved millions of lives by engendering the american public into joining the war effort, and it was such an important part of history, but it's just two women happy to see each other and saying, "do you remember that time we went to chicago?" shit. [groans] god damn it. i think it's really touching. [triumphant music]

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trevor noah. i am not trevor noah! i am jordan klepper. our guest tonight from hit netflix show "marvel's luke cage" mike colter is here, everybody ( cheers and applause ) very excited. obviously,ive subbing for trevor, who unfortunately, is out sick this evening, not from watching too much debate last night but instead apparently one of his dimples exploded. doctors say he will make a full and handsome recovery. seriously, i will treat your desk and show with utmost respect and dignity so everything is in shape when you come back from your battle with penis farting syndrome. ( laughter ) it's a very real disease where surprisingly your penis farts. it's no laughing matter. it's stage 4 penis farting which

is what trevor noah has. ( laughter ) while we're on the subject of a white guy trying to fill a black man's job, let's talk about donald trump. ( cheers and applause ) now, last night, he debated hillary clinton for the third and final time and the stakes were very high for the tangerine snatch-grabber. in the last few weeks he's plummeted in polls, lost endorsements from republican leaders and when h he shouts here, boy, chris christie hardly ever comes. the point is trump needs this debate to turn things around. he needed to appear presidential, dignified, unflappable, prepared and respectable toward women. >> john podesta said horrible things about you and boy was he right. >> let me translate that if i can, chris. >> you can't, no -- >> it's pretty clear. >> you're the puppet. >> and on the day, what we want to do is replenish --

>> such a nasty woman. >> -- the trust fund. >> wow. is it just me or did that guy nail it? ( laughter ) you know what bothered me about the nasty woman comment? the way trump said it is he expects us to agree with him. it's like when you're in a taxi and the driver tells you a disgusting racist joke and he expects you to laugh along, it's, like, dude, that's inappropriate. i wrote that joke. you're telling it wrong. ( laughter ) the biggest moment last night, when donald trump told democracy it's not me it's you. >> debate night stunner donald trump said he'll refuse to accept the election results. >> i'll tell you at the time. i will keep you the suspense. >> disastrous. >> never heard anything like that. >> terrible mistake. >> he decided to get on the crazy train and take it off the rails. >> stunning. absolutely stunning. >> not a total shocker, you think a guy with his track record of taking no for an

answer will take concern about the electorate? he'll love on it like a bitch. you ever wonder how a tv news man will say are you (bleep) me? chris wallace gave it a good shot. >> sir, there is a tradition in this country, in fact one of the prized of this country is the peaceful transition of power and no matter how hard fought a campaign is, that at the end of the campaign the loser concedes to the winner. >> really? chris wallace, tradition? that's adorable. ( laughter ) it stopped being american presidential tradition the minute donald trump stepped on the escalator. do you think president trump will pander a turk j? he would water board it and feed its carcass to labor secretary scott bail. while some campaign traditions end, new ones spring up. a new tradition this year is after donald trump says something crazy and regrettable,

all the people who work for him go on tv an pretend it didn't happen. >> donald trump will accept the results because he will win. >> the thing, is he didn't say he wouldn't accept the outcome, he said i will let you know. >> i think he'll accept the results of the election. we have to make sure our elections are run properly. whatever the outcome, he'll accept the outcome. >> that's totally not what trump said. he didn't say he'll accept it. he said "we'll see." we'll see is the opposite of saying yes. if someone proposes to you and you say, we'll see, none of your friends are going to sayers oh, my god! tiffany's engaged! if anything, they say, i think jordan and tiffany just broke up. i mean, jason and tiffany just broke up. jason's the lonely one. luckily, trump took a day to realize the gravity of his comments. so this afternoon he clarified. >> i will totally accept the results of this great and

historic presidential election if i win. ( cheers and applause ) ( audience reacts ) >> i know it! trump is a totally reasonable guy. as long as he gets exactly what he wants 100% of the time. i think we can all relate to that. but refusing to accept the election results is different than anything trump has done so far because in the year that i have been working with trevor noah, i've learned a few things about africa, like that is not a country. but here's something else that trevor told me, just today from his death bed #penis farts. as messed up as the united states is, many places in africa look to us as an example because at least up till now we haven't done things like this. >> kenya continues its dissent into chaos following a disputed presidential election. the opposition party claims the

incumbent president stole the election. >> violence when laurent gbagbo refused to secede power to alassane quattara after a disputed presidential election. >> not enough you take your music, blood diamonds, now you want our violent political transitions, too? african jokes. sometimes they get written in advance and it's too late to change them. ( laughter ) it's not it's not only in africa. i mean, if you want to see how disputed election results can really tear a nation apart, don't forget this shocking footage. >> after accepting the reward for best female video, taylor swift was interrupted by rapper kanye west who objected to her victory. >> taylor, i'm really happy for you, i'm going to let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! one of the best videos of all time! >> that feud is still going on.

even orange juice and toothpaste are like, guys, learn to live together! for more on the importance of a peaceful transfer of power we're joined by roy wood, jr. ( cheers and applause ) roy, didn't donald trump learn something from our show? just today, we've seen how easy it is to peacefully transfer power from one leader to the next. ( laughter ) do you want to say something, roy? >> you sucker punched me! >> right, but what a tribute to our great system twheat put that -- put -- that we put all that on president assad. >> i told you trevor was sick! you hit me with a chair! >> okay, we both said some things. >> i said, why are you hitting me with the chair? >> okay, roy, check your ego.

this is about supporting the winner no matter who they might be. >> this ends bad for you. >> okay. great perspective there, roy. you know, it's a real time of rivals here at the show but i'm proud of how we supported each other through this transition. to another one of my loyal supporters, ronny chieng. ( laughter ) >> jordan, is that you? where am i? >> you're in america, ronny. a great nation who's values mean we continue kowtow to tie rants. more specifically you're in the boiler room. >> someone kidnapped me and tied me up here. i don't know who it was. he was wearing a mask but he was tall and lanky and had a huge head, like huge. not wide but long like a fat banana, like your head. >> sounds like a very handsome kidnapper, ronny. ( laughter ) the important thing is you stay put and i'll get you after i hosted the show. >> what happened to trevor? >> okay, full disclosure, trevor

is sick and i had to take you out of the running, buddy, sorry. >> trevor's sick? oh! i thought this was a hate crime. >> no. god, no, all right? i'm not a monster. i'm an american. let's just move on to desi lydic. desi, you're in las vegas. unfortunately, something weird happened with your travel itinerary and you're still stuck there. >> yeah, i wonder how that happened and right before they needed somewoul someone to host. >> i have been there the longest. i'll make it up to you some day. >> i just upgraded to the tiger suite -- put it on jordan klepper's tab, (spelling jordan's name) how many ps do you have in your name? >> that is not cool, desi. >> what can i say, jordan, i'm a nasty woman. >> you are, indeed. thanks, everyone. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause )

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miller lite has more wtaste, fewer calories, and half the carbs. well, that's one easy debate. miller lite. spelled different, because it's brewed different. >> welcome back. tv journalism is easy. you sit there, people say stuff, you pretend you understand, make faces, big deal. but apparently some journalists don't have it so easy, as roy wood, jr. blackaplains -- can i say blackaplain? i already said it. roy? ( hip-hop beat ) >> 2016 been a stressful year for black folks, man. two candidates, know want to vote for you. got chaos in the streets. for the most part most black people get to vote the way they want to because there is one

group that can't, the black journalists. when you're black and on tv people say awesome stuff to you like this. >> post-colonial victim (bleep), i don't get it, sorry. >> yeah, no (bleep) you don't, thank you, gary busey. that ain't the worst of it. >> say you're a cocaine dealer and you kind of look like one a bit -- >> he said that out loud, most would have cussed him out but if you're a black journalist you have to keep your cool. >> you look like a cocaine user so we're even. >> black journalists have to bite their tongue they never cross the line because if they do they will be labeled an angry black man. you can't be emotional about anything especially if you're black anger. look at lester holt. this brother had to sit across trump and react. he had a front row seat to the (bleep). >> african-americans, hispanics are living in hell. i did not support the war in

iraq. the record does not show that. the record shows that i'm right. >> look right there! the man blinked 87 times. ( screaming ) >> if i was moderating that debate, please believe it would have gone down differently. >> african-americans, hispanics are living in hell. >> what? >> you walk down the street, you get shot in chicago. >> what? no, no. better get billy bush. arguing on tv back in the day used to be simple. you are wrong, i am right. how do you defend yourself from these people fighting all new styles? (bleep)! all lives matter! republicans freed the slaves! you they you'll free yourself by doing this? you'll get your ass whipped on tv. >> one second! one second! one second. >> one second! how do you let somebody yell on you at skype? i'd close my laptop. get out of my face.

sometimes even by your own people -- >> these people -- >> will you let me get a word in. >> virtue in the name o of hate. >> we'll be back. >> going to want to let me talk? >> what's worse than being labeled an angry black man? an angry black woman. cnn's angela ride never breaks on tv but you damn sure know what he's thinking, she could have her own emoji keyboard. >> i am a black woman, i roll my eyes. if someone says something that's crazy as hell, i don't think you should have to remain composed. >> that's a silent game. her verbal game a whole another level. >> tell me about the tax returns, corey, while you're at it. >> why don't you take down trump's campaign manager with the beyonce lyrics. >> boy buy! >> you will be having a conversation, beyonce! better be glad she didn't hit

them with solange. cnn pundit harry hawk doesn't need to be messed with. this won't be an easy win for hill. >> black people won't respond to that. >> they are. >> black people are prone to criminality? you don't mean to say that. >> if harry's here, i was, like, right here. like he almost got them hands. >> he almost got them hands. >> and i reinforced the thing he's saying which is we ear prone to criminality. >> he's literally praying to god on national television. >> he's light bill cardinal morgan. >> jesus is the only one who saved martin lamont hill that night. black journalists keeping their (bleep) together is one of the few things moving the conversation on race forward. so i salute the brave men and women of cable news because if i was in your shoes, i wouldn't

bainld hold myself back. >> i'm tired of the police getting the brunt of what's going on in chicago. you people -- >> you people! >> thank you, roy! we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause ) the heart of every hybrid. only a few... truly move us. with over one million on the road, lexus hybrids are always charged and always ready.

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( cheers and applause ) >> welcome back! tonight's guest is the star of "marvel's luke cage" on netflix. >> i'm alone. >> i'm guessing it's you. ( ugh ) ( crashing sounds ) >> i guess you guys haven't heard about me, have you? ( gunfire ) i'm about sick of always having to buy new clothes. >> please welcome mike colter! ( cheers and applause )

>> trevor: mike, al >> i'm new to. this they just threw me in here. >> me as well. >> what is a luke cage? >> luke cage. it is person who named it. it is so strong. >> a president, a cage? >> it's a guy who took the name because he needed another name and it was a great name. so he took this name because he basically became a fugitive on the run and, so, cage seemed like a cool name nobody would pay attention to, but i don't think that's a good name, but it's a pretty strong name. >> sounds solid, luke cage. >> luke cage definitely did it. he escapes. but in prison he basically was wrongly convicted and got the powers through this illegal experiment that basically left

him with superstrength, unbreakable skin and this irresistible charm. ( cheers and applause ) >> so there is a documentary? >> more or less. more or less, yeah. >> okay. so he's a superhero. >> yeah. >> all right. that's a very modern tale, would you say? >> it is in a sense because, you know, this character started in 1972. >> very modern with all the stories about watergate. >> well bottoms, they come back around. >> wthat's what i hear. >> we said let's put a spin on it. we wanted to change the haircuts and clothing and keep the theme of being in harlem and it being its own place. because netflix show it taking place in "hell's kitchen" and we took it uptown. >> that's where the funk is. >> where all the good stuff, is the good food, music, you know. so he is a swagger. he goes up town, tries to lay low and in doing so find more

trouble. that's what makes good dramas on television is more trouble. >> you guys like more trouble? ( cheers and applause ) they love trouble. but it's a big deal. a black superhero in this day and age. how do you grapple with something like that? >> what's weird about it i didn't realize how relevant this show would be until i took the part. for me as an actor, i'm looking at a show going is this a character i want to play, is this something i haven't done before? will it challenge me? and it did all those things. after i took on the role, i started realizing how relevant it was especially with the political climate being what it is. the world with the black lives matter, we weren't setting out to make a show about it, it just seems apropos where a the guy is bullet proof in a time where guys are shot for no reason.

somehow shape or form we're making people pay attention in different way. >> do you think that's a responsibility, a modern superhero. >> people turn on the television to be entertained and they want to escape. in this case, i think lou cage resonates because we have a guy who was wrongly convicted. >> you keep saying that like he's guilty. i swear he didn't do it. >> i swear. ( laughter ) he doesn't harp on it because it's not like he got sent to prison, worried about it, licking his wound and talking about woe is me. he's moving forward. he's not thinking about the past. what i think is relevant in this country is we have people who were in prison because the system is basically set up to keep it full. they can't have a prison pout prisoners. in that sense, he's one of the people that you look at and go wait a minute, how does this happen? you have a system set in place that you knead people there to get free labor and that's what the prison system is built on

and we wonder whyeth full. out of that system was born a superhero so it's kind of a unique tale. >> you have a new kid? >> 16 models old. >> trevor: what's it like to be a superhero and have a child? does that add responsibility? >> keeps you grounded. she doesn't know what's going on. she knows i'm daddy and she wants to pull everything out of the cabinets and make a mess. >> sounds like an idiot. >> that's what they call them at that age. >> good luck with that little id not. "marvel's luke cage" streaming on netflix. mike colter! ( cheers and appla ♪

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