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not vine! it was my favorite part of the internet! now how am i ever going to -- all right. six seconds, i'm over it. ( laughter ) october 27, 2016, vine died. cause of death was embarrassment, after your grandmother joined and now it's in heaven with friends google + and ask jeeves -- well, not jeeves, jeez is in hell. turns out, he was in the kkk, a lot of people didn't know that. you're shocked like he's a real person. what?! losing vine is a big deal. if you want to broadcast six seconds of yourself on a loop, you will have to do this. now, if you want to broadcast yourself on six seconds of loop, you will have to do this. now, if you want to broadcast six seconds of yourself -- you know what i'm saying ( applause ) you know who i really feel bad for are the vine stars. there were people whose whole career was making six-second videos and, now, they have to get real jobs. ( laughter ) think about it.

how are they going to adjust? they will show up for work 9:00 a.m. on the dot. 9:00 a.m. and six seconds, they're like, well, time to go home. but let's move to our main story, a little more serious. it's about obama care. if that's where you get your health insurance, the one doctor who does accept you has bad news. >> millions of americans will face big price hikes and fewer choices when obamacare open enrollment begins. the government says cost of mid-level health plans next year will increase by an average of 25%. >> trevor: goddam, premiums going up 25%! if i'm paying that much, i'm going to get a cat scan every week. hell, i'm getting my cat scanned every week. i'm going to tell my doctor i'm going to have a kidney traction plant even if i don't need it. we don't have a donor. use mine! chop chop! i want my money!

( applause ) seriously, it has gotten so bad, the government has had to add new plans to obamacare. used to be platinum gold silver and bronze and now they just get you on a raft and put you out to the ocean. what went wrong with obamacare? we have to review it for a second. i know talking about health insurance can be boring but what's exciting is watching what made people need healthcare in the first place. >> (bleep). >> trevor: allow me to introduce you to patient a, dumpster dude. before obamacare, if dumpster dude decided to be responsible and get health insurance, insurance companies could choose not to insure him as a result of his pre-existing condition a fractured ass bone. essentially, insurance companies

make more money when they cover healthy people who don't need doctors, like a bar having a woman's only happy hour. the idea of obamacare is everyone should be able to get health insurance and insurance companies should be required to accept anyone even if they suffered an injury like this. >> oh! >> trevor: i don't even know what he was trying to do! no, i don't know what he was trying. at least dumpster 'tude had a purpose. to get quickly from his roof to his trash can. but this guy, in order to for obamacare to make sense, sick and healthy people would need to have health insurance, for insurance to remain affordable, you need healthy people to subsidize sick people. same way beyonce and kenny subsidized michelle. oh, yeah, act like you bought michelle's album. you judging me like we didn't

all make those jokes! ( laughter ) you're thinking why would a healthy person sign up for health insurance to prop up old and sick people? obama was thinking the same thing. that's why he said anybody who doesn't sign up for obamacare will have to pay a fine. young people said fine. >> when the affordable care act began, you thought you would have younger people signing up but you only had the sicker people signing up. >> younger people, especially healthy people, few than expected said i'll choose healthcare over the fine. >> trevor: of course, young people would choose to pay the fine because the fine of not joining obamacare costs way less than actually joining. it's like if a movie was $12 but the fine for sneaking in was a dollar. i'm sneaking in to every movie, baby. except for madea's halloween. you support that film and keep the money in the community, you

hear me? ( applause ) keep it here. you see, young people don't feel like they should be signing up for healthcare, even though they do (bleep) hike this. >> oh! ( audience reacts ) ( laughter ) >> trevor: i bet right before they did that, those guys were like, hey, you ever wonder why we don't have girlfriends? nah. so with costs going up and insurance companies leaving many markets, obamacare's in trouble right now. the question is, who will defend obamacare? >> the problems that may have arisen from the affordable care act is not because government's too involved in the process. the problem is we have not reached everybody and pulled them in. think about it, when one of these companies comes out with a new smartphone and it has a few

bugs, what do they do? they fix it, they upgrade it -- unless it catches fire, then they just -- ( laughter ) -- then they pull it off the market. ( laughter ) >> trevor: oh, man, i feel so bad for obama. because the comparisons of phone bugs would have been so perfect if it wasn't for samsung. my line is a lot like the galaxy note -- oh, goddam it! you will you have to do is use the -- oh, it's burning! kill the phone! but the truth is obama is not wrong. many complex social programs didn't start out perfectly. they needed to be tinkered with to get them right, like the incredible hulk movies, they've gotten a lot better. unlike marvel, republicans want the franchise to die. >> obamacare under fire, the new republican majority vowing to dismantle the president's significant accomplishment. >> republicans in the house refuse to fund the government

unless they could roll back obamacare. >> 18 republican governors still refuse to expand medicaid in their states. >> the house tried more than 60 times to repeal obamacare. >> trevor: you see, republicans don't believe in government-mandated healthcare, even if the government citizens are doing this -- oh, looks like one of those guys found a girlfriend. i guess there is someone for everyone. oh! so now, with the election just 12 days away, the question is what solutions do both candidates propose? hillary's already made it clear she wants to stick with obamacare and do the health tweaks we were talking about because if anyone knows the accordance of young people helping old people, it's hillary. whereas trump wants to do what he does best, burn it all to the ground. >> i propose a contract with the american voter. it includes getting rid of,

immediately, obamacare, which is a disaster. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: yeah! i want to get in a contract with that guy! what's the worst that could happen? not surprising trump wants to scrap and replace obamacare because it's less than perfect. tits same way he handles his wives. donald, i have pimple on my elbow! that's a shame! well, it's been nice knowing you, melania! eric, send in that ten from aft latvia! ( laughter ) but obamacare is filing. we at least have to hear the specifics of trump' plan. >> we are going to replace obamacare with something so much better. there will be healthcare plans you never even heard about that haven't even been thought about right now. >> trevor: oh, i'm glad we cleared that up. look, the ruth is donald trump doesn't have a plan, and hillary's plan might work. the saddest truth?

none of this is getting approved by republican legislators. like they say in the bible, it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for obamacare reform to pass through congress. that book really did know everything. look at the end of the day, everyone ends up paying for everyone's healthcare, either through universal coverage or you end up subsidizing people who don't have insurance. those people go to the emergency room for sore throat or earache or roku stuck up their ass. i use it, roku. healthcare needs to be a priority in america, especially in a country where people do this! >> ahhh! ( audience reacts ) >> trevor: we'll be right back!

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"the daily show"! with just 12 days until the blessed beginning to have the rest of our lives, hillary clinton leads donald trump in the national polls by an average of nearly 6 points. by normal standards, that's a sizable lead and, by trump standards, it's a yuge conspiracy! >> in a meeting with florida farmers trump weeded out polls that show he's facing a big loss to clinton. >> watch follows because this is part of the crooked system, it's part of the rigged system. they call them dark polls. they are phony polls put out by phony media. >> trevor: ooh! dark polls! sounds like something out of mordor! lord sauron, our dark polls say 90% of the voters well come your burning gaze! and 3% are sexy hobbitses!

ahhh! ( applause ) so according to trump, the polls that show him losing are crooked, but the rigging doesn't end there. >> the dishonest mainstream media is also part, and a major part, of this corruption. over the last two days, three highly-respected national polls said we're in first place, but the media refuses to even say it or put that word out. they refuse to talk about it. >> trevor: yes. because all the dozens of other polls say you're losing. trump's argument is like jeffery dahmer going, but what about all the people i didn't eat?! why don't the media talk about that?! ( laughter ) as members of the media, the question of whether polls are rigged, it concerns the u.s. a great deal. so our own desmon ivery and eliza cossio went out to do

their part. >> as members of the corrupt media, we did scientific polling. >> who are you voting for? >> we're doing a poll. >> real information group gathering electoral data. >> okay. >> who are you voting for? >> donald trump. >> who would you not vote for. >> hillary clinton. >> who are you voting for? >> donald trump. >> i'm detecting the accent. you're from here? >> the midwest. >> i'm from the midwest. >> i'm voting for trump. >> i can barely understand you. >> i'm voting for trump. >> one for hillary. >> hi, who are you voting for? we're taking a poll. >> i'm voting for donald trump. >> oh, la, la, la, la, la, la-- ( band playing ) >> just put down like 2,000 or 3,000. >> 3500. >> round it up to 8,000. >> we're from los angeles and

all hillary people. >> let's just put down everyone in los angeles is voting for hillary. she's with her, she's with her, she's with her. that's fine. >> hi, we're conducting a poll, who are you voting for in this election. >> who do you think? >> hillary. okay, so one for hillary. >> okay. >> he's got it on both sides of the sign, so hillary twice. who are you voting for? >> the only person worth being president, hillary clinton! >> no! trump! >> trump. >> just put a check mark next to whoever it is you're voting for here. i got it. just one to have the two of those. >> i'm not voting for her. i'm voting for him. >> it would be that one. just one of those is fine. that's one not trump, one vote for hillary. >> no, i'm not voting for hillary. >> that sounds about right. that works. >> no! >> you say trump but you mean -- >> not hillary. >> sometimes no means yes, you know what i mean? >> and that concludes our polling for the state of

florida! >> trevor: thank you desi and eliza! we'll be right back!

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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest is a grammy nominated hip-hop artist whose new album "trap or die 3" comes out tomorrow. please welcome jeezy! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> what's going on? >> trevor: what's going on, sir? >> i can't call it. >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> for sure. for sure. appreciate you having me. >> trevor: this is a discussion we have been having in the office. people have been arguing furiously. >> what?

>> trevor: you were known as young jeezy. >> right. >> trevor: you are now known as jeezy. >> right. >> trevor: what happened? >> the money got grown, so i had to drop the young. my taxes, you know, my commerce went up. >> trevor: i see. i see. >> i'm going to applaud to that! >> trevor: ah, the money got grown. i like that. welcome to the show, man. >> thank you for having me. >> trevor: before we get into the music, i wanted to chat with you. we were talking in the headline about having health insurance and how a lot of people don't have it, and you have been making your money from the streets for a very long time. i know a fascinating story about you and that is you didn't have health insurance when you had to go for vocal cord surgery. >> right, i tore my vocal cords. i didn't have insurance so i actually had to pay cash, i think it was $75,000, and i took a brown paper bag and counted all the money out across the counter. >> trevor: you didn't even think about getting a bank bag but, no, you're like, had to get a brown bag.

>> yeah, i had to get a brown paper bag. it was a little uncomfortable. i couldn't talk, so someone had to talk for me. >> trevor: a guy comes in, no voice, gets to the counter and starts -- >> right, right. and, look, they thought i was crazy, but i had to get it done, and after the fact, i had a great vocal coach, her name was jan, and she had me singing all these 'do re me, and everyone in the house thought i was crazy, going,la,la,la. i finally got my voice back and i thank god because that was the beginning of my career. i wouldn't be here if i didn't get my voice back ( applause ) >> trevor: you've come a long way. you tell a very familiar story with your life. >> right. >> trevor: i think what's interesting is a lot of people talk about trap rap these days, trap music. >> right. >> trevor: what is trap music? what does that mean? >> trap is more of a lifestyle.

the way i figure "trap or die," with my series i've done were mixed tapes in the beginning, basically saying, if you die, you're taking the options they give you, but if you trap you're taking a chance. so if you trap and you come from your mom's house and end up going to college because you worked seven jobs and did what you had to do, that was trapping to me. if you die, you just took whatever they gave you and just lived with that. i grew up in a place where everybody had jobs or factories and nobody ever made it out and i was determined to be the one who made it out and that's what i did every day. so anything i had to do to get me here is what i did and that's what i consider trapping. >> trevor: a lot of rappers experienced success and a lot of rappers haven't, but there aren't many rappers who experience success both on the streets, in the world of trap, but then get shoutouts from the president of the united states. >> yes. shoutout to obama for shouting me out. my stock went up. >> trevor: yeah.

but what's interesting with that is, i mean, you know, places obviously -- conservative places like fox news who've always seen rap music as the epitome of violence and hatred went at you specifically and said how can anyone support this man, how could anyone support someone who raps about these things. how do you reconcile that story? because, you know, you preach about a life of moving forward and improving yourself, then at the same time in some of the rap lyrics it's about gangsterism and shooting and drugs. >> you kill them with success and being great. you kill them with owning half of atlanta, you know. ( laughter ) and you sit down and talk to them, and i'm so much smarter than you, man, you just have no idea. >> trevor: you talk about politics. on your previous album, you said you spoke a little too much about politics and the fans backed away from that. >> right is that but you're not someone who's afraid to get involved, which doesn't seem

like a normal place for a rapper to be. in this election you talked about trump and hillary. what do you have to say about that? >> i'm the voice of a lot of people that don't have a voice. i have a responsibility to express my opinion, our opinion, and i think sometimes you just got to let people know, man. we can't just go for anything. this guy talks reckless. how can you call a lady the devil on national tv and think that we want you to be our commander-in-chief? i just could gotten for that. ( applause ) >> trevor: "trap or die 3" as the name suggests, third installment, jeezy coming back. >> right. >> trevor: what is the one thing you want people to take away from this album? >> just so you know the story, i basically spent all my hard-earned money to make mixed tapes, and i gave those mixed tapes out to get my buzz and that's how i got a record deal and this is the first "trap or die." this is taking it back to the

very essence of getting back to the grind and the gristle. front to back, the last title track is called "never settle." basically, if you want to be here and sit on this chair and state your opinion, never settle for what they give you. get up and give it all you got every day and never quit, and that's it. >> trevor: "trap or die" available midnight toofnlt jeezy, everybody. we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪i live in a nameless town ♪in a black out ♪midnight where we used to dance♪ ♪underneath the ugly halogen lamps♪ ♪oh, it all went away so fast ♪in a black out ♪

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