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live. this is it. the end of the presidential race, and feels like the end of the world. you know, i'm not going to lie, i don't know if you've upcome to the right place for jokes tonight because this is the first time throughout this entire race where i'm officially shitting my pants. i generally do not understand how america can be this disorganized or this hateful. i don't know which one it is. when most democracies pick a leader they go, who do most people vote for? america makes it interesting by, oh, no, let's do this electoral college thing. tonight's all about which candidate can get 270 electoral votes and thereby claim i am throned. ( laughter ) right now honestly i call ate a nail biter if i had any nails left. donald trump is going much better than expected. he's doing so much winning that i'm tired of winning.

i cannot believe i finally get what that means. he warned us about it. i mean, right now, the mexican peso is crashing. that's what's happening to mexo's currency, which means if trump does win, mexico can't afford to pay for that wall. ( laughter ) yeah. ( applause ) this is one of the craziest nights of my life. we still don't know what's happening and we're going to take you through every result we'll share with you. it's so crazy the day started out so peacefully. hilary and donald went to vote today, trump went to vote with wife melania. this is true, when they filled out their ballots, it looked like he was checking to see who melania was voting for. even his son eric trump was checking his wife's ballots. tells you the trump men weren't sure who the trump women were voting for. like leaning over, going, hey, you're not going to screw us

over? no, we'll do to you what you do to women. okay, good. it's a lot easier for hillary. she went to vote this morning. >> it is most humbling feeling, dan, because i know how much responsibility goes with this and so many people are counting on the outcome of this election, what it means for our country, and i will do the very best i can if i am fortunate enough to win today. >> trevor: i know this is a scary moment and too close to call but can we just acknowledge what an amazing moment this is for hillary clinton and all women? ( cheers and applause ) can we just acknowledge the moment that we may be witnessing? to see her name on the ballot, possibly the first woman president. although, to be honest, when i watched it, i called ate little bit of b.s. when she was, like, i'm humbled, i'm humbled. that's not humbled, seeing your name as president. that's the opposite. like when people win an oscar,

oh, i'm humbled. no, you're winning an award. the people sitting down are humbled. hillary is now, yeah, i'm humbled right now. where is trump now? yes, very much humbled if most americans prefer a racist sunset. trump says, i've heard rumors hillary' humbled. i don't know what it means, but it sounds bad. ( laughter ) we are going to be making jokes tonight, but i am very much afraid. we are also going to bring you the news as it comes in. i have an ear piece in my ear. they're feed meg information, everything that comes in, and we'll be testing that and this is new to me. i'm not used to being an actual news anchor. you know, that's not what i do. i have this whole joke planned where every time i told the news i was going to put glasses and a hat on, i was going to do this, and then -- ( applause )

literally, this is what i was going to do. and i was going to put the glasses on and be, like, breaking news, coming in! it's breaking news! breaking news! now the news is just breaking me. ( laughter ) we'll see if we feel better, we'll try that joke later. ( laughter ) we'll also be getting updates on results from around the country from our senior election analysts roy wood, jr., everybody. roy wood, jr. joining us live from the studio. ( cheers and applause ) roy, my dude, what can you tell us? >> want to hit that? ( laughter ) hit that. oh, man, trevor... the results are still coming in. still a close race between hillary clinton and this damn hot wing, man. ( laughter ) >> you talking about donald trump, the hot wing? >> he looks like a plate of hot wings, bro. he gonna win, man.

look at these results. first off, let's start with florida. florida right now with 95% of the precincts reporting is thankfully still too close to call. 29 electoral votes at stake. i don't understand why they can't figure it out yet in florida. you telling me you serve dinner to old people at 5:00 p.m. but you can't count the votes till 11:00? >> trevor: i hear you, dude. i hear you. >> what the hell is taking so long? >> trevor: i feel you, man. ( applause ) what's crazy about florida is the hispanic turnout has been insanely high. >> those latino's, man, i saint seen atlantaos this happy since pit bull. they love pit bull, you know. ( humming ) >> trevor: even though i'm scared, pit bull still makes me happy. if pit bull walked out now i would forget the election is happening. ( (singing)

>> oh, yeah, trump... >> trevor: that's exactly what would happen. >> good news out of virginia. hillary clinton has taken virginia with 48% of the vote. ( cheers and applause ) you know, that's very important because, you know, basically she grabbed trump by the virginia. ( laughter ) taking a second on that one. >> trevor: that's why i laughed. i laughed. this is good. >> 78% of the precincts reporting, they are calling the state of ohio for donald trump. ( audience booing ) >> trevor: that's frightening because they say as ohio goes, so goes the election. >> you know what's scary is if their racist indian caricature couldn't win the world series, this is the next best thing for them. >> trevor: do you think its revenge? >> got to be. what i thought about ohio is i

thought lebron was going to deliver this for hillary. he got out on the stage with her and everything. that shows how much people in ohio hate hillary. lebron gave them a championship and they still -- >> trevor: and they still, my friend. we'll keep catching up with roy with more information as we go through the night. let's go live to desi lydic who's actually at the hillary clinton victory party in manhattan. desi, how's everything there? >> i'veeverything's fine, trevo. why wouldn't it be? we'll have to just wait a little longer to find out whether america prefer to a woman or misogynist troll doll. >> trevor: i love troll dolls. not about the troll doll, trevor. >> trevor: desi, are you fine right now? >> yeah. no. yeah. absolutely. i am very optimist, that, by the end of the night, a bare minimum of americans will have decided

that president of the united states should not be sworn into office by placing his hand on a pussy. at this point, i don't even mind if hillary clinton wins by one vote and donald trump goes back to his full time job of trying to bang his daughter. >> trevor: wow. all right, desi, i feel your pain. thanks for keeping us updated. we've got more. let's go to jordan klepper at trump's election night party. jordan, trooper 's having a pretty strong night. what do you make of that? >> uh, i don't know. yeah, i would love to have something cute to say about this but i have to be honest, i assumed hillary would have locked it up by now so i didn't prepare for this alternative horrifying scenario. so back to you! ( laughter ) >> trevor: jordan, out of everyone, i trusted you to be the professional one about this. surely, you prepared something nope! did not, trevor! i was not ready. turns out, even team trump

wasn't ready for this. no one in this building actually thought trump might be president. this whole party was supposed to be for his defeat. they can't pivot now. all the balloons they have? they've all right said "it's rigged" on them. trump locked himself in the bathroom and his aides are going through the crowd asking people if they have any ideas for something better than obamacare. ( laughter ) >> trevor: i know you're shocked, jordan, but realities have to be faced at some point. maybe there are some positives to focus on. >> right, positives. let's look on the bright side. you know that lie we tell kids, you could be president? it's true, now. ( laughter ) literally anyone can be president! ( applause ) yes! it helps if you have a penis. >> trevor: i guess you found the right side, jordan. >> it didn't work, trevor. i just feel confused and sad and angry. tonight it feels like my country

is being taken away from me. i look around and see all these people who are so different than me and i just get scared. why can't we just go back to the way this country was, you know, like six hours ago? we have to mobilize and kick these monsters out of washington. we have to reject trump's message and make america great again! >> trevor: you do realize you sound -- >> i just heard that i just said that, yes. >> trevor: all right. well, stay strong jordan. thank you so much. jordan klepper, everybody. jordan. ( cheers and applause ) do you believe legit, roy, that this is where we are, man? >> you know what tonight feels like, man? it feels like the funeral for america. >> trevor: that's what it feels like. >> it feels like a eulogy. >> trevor: you're hoping america knocks on the coffin and says, i'm not dead yet. >> i'm not dead yet! that's what i'm hoping happens. that's what i'm hoping happens. >> trevor: back with more liv

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until it's called, barack obama is still president, hillary is still in the race, we're going to keep this thing going! we're going to keep it up! ahhh! all right, all right. for more election analysis, joined by ron by ronny chieng, everybody! >> thanks, trevor. lots of questions asked like why the hell is this still going on? how do we not know who won yet? between two people, a person and pumpkin spiced dildo. then who wins has the most votes. easy. do we have to call ryan secrest in? why can't americans vote online or text? send it to 1-800 let's get this (bleep) over with. 20 minutes later, we get the results and can go back to reading westworld fan these are.

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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." the election is basically over. i mean, it ends tonight, or it begins. but tomorrow, we're all going to wake up and realize, crap, we still have to live together.

how exactly is that going to go? well, jordan klepper got an early look. ♪ >> this has been a divisive nightmare of an election but in the spirit of moving forward, at one of the debates the candidates themselves took an opportunity to say one positive thing about each other. i hitched a ride to a trump rally to see if his supporters were also ready to rise above the anger and reach out to the other side. can you say one nice thing about hillary clinton? >> not really. one? . , i have absolutely nothing nice to say about hillary clinton. >> what about people who support hillary? >> i think they're idiots. no, i'm sorry i would like to be a gentleman and say, yeah, she's got a nice kid. >> she has a nice kid, right? i guess. she hasn't proven herself to be guilty of anything yet. i'm sorry. jordan, what can i tell you? >> you're bumming me the (bleep) out, man. >> wow that was depressing. headed to a hillary rally,

surely her supporters would teach the hateful trump voters a thing or two about kindness. what do you like about donald trump? >> nothing. he isin' an asshole. >> nothing good about donald trump you could say? >> no. i'll give you time. okay. let me think. no. >> you didn't really think. es, i did. no, you changed your hair a little and said the same thing. >> he has economic battleground. okay. whether he can put it into a plan that will suit our nation, i don't know. >> stop, the first part was a nice compliment. >> you weren't loved enough as a child! oh, baby! >> be nice, be nice! so both camps have a ways to go. maybe they just feed add little push. what phi gave your $2, would you say something nice about hillary clinton? >> no. $10. no. what if i told you it would help our society to put aside your partisanship and say something kind about somebody half the country supports?

>> not hillary. ? okay. how about this, democrats like expressing their feelings. maybe that was the way in. we're going to do an i feel statement. talk to donald trump. i want you to say, when you blank, i feel blank. >> when you say grab her by the pussy, i feel like a disrespected woman. >> good. when you say let's build a wall, i say let's build you into the wall. >> you used that as an opportunity to be negative. you know who would do something like that? >> donald trump. 't do this. if i couldn't unit the people, maybe i could unit their slogans. wait, not it. good. better, that could work. >> make america stronger together again. >> clunky but it works. make america stronger together again. a little bit of both. way to move foampletd just trying to move us forward. make america stronger together again. a little bit of both. you know what?

i mean -- >> for hillary, i don't want (bleep). >> for us coming together. we'll be together, don't worry about that. >> in hell. but just when i gave up hope, i finally heard it, that one positive thing. okay there is got to be something good about donald trump. >> his combover. pretend your husband is hillary clinton. say something nice. >> i like your hair. hair is real. nice hair. if there's all thing we can rally around as a country, it's great hair. god bless america. ( applause ) >> trevor: thank you so much, jordan. my first guest tonight is a senior political correspondent for mtv news, please welcome ana marie cox, everybody. ( applause ) thank you for being here. on a night like tonight you american, you are a woman -- >> for now. >> trevor: what are you feeling?

>> i'm really heart broken. >> trevor: why? his is not the country that i hoped it was. you know, hillary could still pull it out. it's possible, i think, technically, last i looked at my phone. but we are more divided. we are more racist and we are more sexist than i had wanted to believe, and whatever the results are tonight, that's going to remain true, and it's not funny, and it's not something to laugh about, and i'm glad we can find some humor, but there is going to be a lot of work to do. i have been making jokes about, like, i call top bunk in the work camps, you know, but i still call top bunk. i guess that's for real now. >> trevor: let me ask you an honest question. this is a tough one. it's easy for me to sit here with you and completely agree and say you're right, the country is more sexist and racist than we would like to believe, but if we were to take

a step back, is there no other possibility that the people voting for trump, not all of them, but many are voting for trump for different reasons? >> i don't actually mean to say that they themselves harbor hate in their hearts for black people or people of color or women. >> trevor: yeah. i'm trying to make a very fine distinction between people who actively are racist, actively are sexist and something a little different which is what i think happened which is people mainly, like men, experiencing the kindest way to say it would be nostalgia for an america that is gone and it will not come back and donald trump told them he could bring it back. i think, you know, my heart goes out the most for the people who i think will be the most impacted negatively by a trump presidency, but my heart also goes out to the white working class white men because they're going to get screwed, too. you know, his policies are not

going to help those people. his economic policies, you know, their jobs are not going to come back. he might run the economy into the ground. he's going to take away their healthcare. those people are also using obamacare. >> trevor: yeah. hey've traded away their healthcare and economic opportunities for the right to be a little more explicit in their racism. >> trevor: now we talk a lot about the news and the media and what they should and shouldn't be doing. a lot of people are looking at the stories right now, a lot of people are looking at the results going what's happening to the polls? the polls said so many things, where are these polls is this. >> i was reading the same polls as everyone else but i think one of the things that happened is we saw this turnout. in florida, what we thought was a good thing was unprecedented turnout from latinos and people who never voted before.

also, other people turned out as well. >> trevor: the silent majority. >> the silent majority, there's long been if politics for the past ten, 12 years, this idea of the missing white man, that there was a kind of voter who felt very alienated from the process and staying home because he saw this as a contest between elites, and that that person could be motivated to come to the polls should there be someone who spoke to him on his level. >> trevor: basically the white walkers. the winter is coming and the white walkers came and everyone is, like, they're not going to come. >> what's interesting is they came and it will be interesting to see what happens after this because, you know, another headline after tonight is voter suppression worked in places like north carolina and what people had been saying is the republican party, if hillary won tonight, i was saying this, this latino turnout would mean the end of the republican party because they don't have a demographic puzzle to put together. but if you can get donald trump an office and the white walkers

come, they can freeze everything in place, you know. they can make -- you know, the voting rights act was already gutted. the republican party could keep that demographic puzzle together by basically cutting out the parts of the country that go democratic. >> trevor: we've got to go but i just wanted to ask you one final question and that is if hillary were to pull it out, as you say, then how would you feel? >> oh, i'm still very disturbed, you know. i'm still -- i will be happy that a woman won. i will be happy that she won. she's, i think, a good candidate. i think she could make a good president, great president, perhaps, but i think there is a lot of damage to repair and it's going to have to start, you know, after this show ends. >> trevor: thank you very much for joining us. >> thank you. ( applause ) >> trevor: ana marie cox. we'll be right back. we'll be right back. than

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thing? >> is that what you think journalists look like, man? >> trevor: no, it's, like, an exam rated thing. >> you are a reporter from the civil rights movement. >> trevor: i was going to be like one of those guys that say, breaking news! results coming in from new york state! >> speaking of new york, hillary won new york. ( applause ) >> trevor: well, that's great news, roy! >> see, you could hear alicia keys remixing "empire state of mind." ♪ new york's a jungle where trump's a loser!♪ . >> trevor: you have a horrible voice there, roy wood! you say i need to do the thing. >> i'm happy new yorkers come together. they fight. i saw two pigeons and a damn rat fight over a hot dog, they took a break and went and voted for

hillary. got to respect that. >> trevor: got to respect that? >> hundred percent you have to respect that. the senate race, chuck schumer the democrat won new york. >> trevor: that's a giant victory ( applause ) >> i don't see why that's a surprise that a democrat won new york. next thing you're going to tell me is pizza is the top rated food in new york! of course! it's all good. >> trevor: enjoy the pep talk, man. my next guest is cnn presidential historian from rice university, please welcome douglas brinkley, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) well, this is interesting. we can only live in the present, project the future, but you are a man who specializes in the past. is there anything that can compare to what we are seeing and feeling right now? >> nothing in recent historical memory that is as shocking as this. i mean, you have to go back to truman vs. dewey in 1948 when people thought for sure dewey had won.

i'm stunned. everybody guessed this wrong. it looks like donald trump's won. and there's really nothing like it that we can compare it to. it's kind of a takeover. it was the outsiders beating the elites, even george w. bush and george h.w. bush, mitt romney, republican establishment wanted nothing to do with trump but he won. >> trevor: if you look at this historically, people like reagan surprised everybody, but is reagan a fair comparison to donald trump? because, i mean, yes, trump is an outsider and reagan was considered one, but donald trump is, like, an outsider of humans. he's an outsider of everything. like, has there been a situation where someone has come in who was loathed by republicans but came in to work with them? >> no, reagan was had been a governor of california but trump has had no public service. we're dealing with a dangerous figure coming in. it's hard to imagine him

standing and taking the oath of office. >> trevor: no telling where the hands have been. ( laughter ) >> reagan won by a landslide but reagan was an optimist. trump has been a press mist. reagan did social security and medicare and did the arms with gorbachev. if trump winds, we have to hope there is a silver lining that trump is not as radical and unhinged as we think but i think history will show this as brexit. brexit was a warning sign -- >> trevor: he said it was brexit plus, plus, plus. >> looking like it may be tonight. i don't know what the stock market will do tomorrow. people are shattered right now all over the globe. this is a bizarre evening in american presidential history. >> trevor: when you look at all the knowledge you possess

from the past, you teach as well, you talk to students, have you seen any sign that this would come? was there any indication that maybe polls were off or people weren't telling us what they were really going to do? >> a great question, trevor. i remember in the 1960s, bob dylan did a song called the ballad of the thin man in 1965 and dylan said something is happening and you don't know what it is, do you, mr. jones? mr. jones was the establishment. mr. jones was lyndon johnson and mcnamara and the rockefellers, everybody, because the counter culture had emerged. the hard right, the alternative right is the victor here if trump wins because they stole the counterculture gorilla press style and went breitbart and that was a radical thing to do so they've kind of stolen the tricks of the '60s counterculture movement and now it's the hard right movement of 2016. >> trevor: so if you're

looking at a trend and history and where we possibly could go from here if, god forbid, donald trump were to be the president of the united states, does the republican party exist the way it has or does it now devolve into an extreme alt right political party? >> i think extreme alt right it political party. shawn hannity could be chief of staff in the white house, you could have rudy giuliani being attorney general, you could have newt gingrich being secretary of state. i say that because you're going to have republican senate and republican congress. the main thing is, to be heartening, like 2000 when bush won by just an iota, went to the supreme court 5-4, but this is a tight election. this is not a landslide. trump, if he wins, it's not a

landslide. it's still neck and neck and they're fighting over michigan. i think the story is how trump took barry goldwater right morphed it with segregatioist george wallace views and grabbled nafta, wallace won 90% in 1992 against and a half at that. you're seeing the anti-nafta sentiment trump has been run in ohio, michigan and wisconsin. >> trevor: scary and we are now part of history. >> thank you. >> trevor: douglas brinkley, everybody. we'll

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election. the last few weeks, a lot of people have been talking about a rigged election. now i wish they were right. ( laughter ) well, a few people were talking about it, to be honest. well, actually, one person. donald trump, no one else. no one else seriously believes it's possible, not even other republicans. but that didn't stop trump from urging his follow we ares to re-- followers to remain vigilant. who was the poll watchers heating his cause? desi lydic. >> donald trump urged supporters to watch the polls. >> go look and watch other polling places. >> i headed to a trump rally to meet these brave volunteers to find out what they would be looking for. mr. trump is talking about watching the polls for voting fraud. what should we be looking for. >> puerto ricans and hispanics voting several times. >> what sit about them? they're invaders.

they're hispanic roman catholic invaders i maintain brought here by the roman hierarchy. and others will do it. hispanics, blacks, left wing, socialists, communists, pro homosexual, pro black, anti-white, gun-grabbing, pro muslim, all these different factions. >> will you use your whip to stop the invaders? >> i don't understand the question. >> thankfully racist indiana jones had his eyes on invaders puerto rico. but others something much scarier. >> across the street, a cemetery, a woman is writing stuff down off of head stones and you hear about that kind of fraud. >> how does something like that happen? do you think she's going around with paper -- >> i don't know. i asked and they haven't call me back. >> trump trump's appeal inspired scronl tiers. and voter fraud only occurred 31

times in the past, the specter of 2012 haunted them. >> there are certain wards in philadelphia that in the last election romney got zero votes. >> the last election, there were precincts in philadelphia where romney had no votes. zero. how can that be? >> because everyone knows mitt is a man of the streets. you know what i mean? while many volunteered to poll watch as individuals, one man answered trump's call to action by prejudicing his entire organization, his entire skin heady arm band wearing racial purist organization. what can i call you? >> jeff. the nazi. national socialist. national socialist white nationalists. >> the white nationalist who likes german emojis. what is you would ask them to do on election day? >> we ask people the to go to the polling stations and try to keep out for potential illegal

activity, basically a low key -- i don't want to say advisers -- low key -- >> intimidating? no, can't think of the word i'm looking for. ( whispered ) >> no, i don't know. but beasking our people to dress low key. we're not telling them uniforms, we're not telling them symbolism. >> seems like a lot of rules around it. you're kind of being a nazi about the rules. ( laughter ) what does election fraud look like? >> this is tough to say because in the past you've had cases where people in grave yards have been casting votes, the whole florida charreds on the election ballot. >> choad. the issue on the ballot are a concern to all americans ( laughter ) >> whoakd forget the hanging

chows of 2,000? with the white nationalists making sure the polls were all white all right, the favored candidate was thought to win. >> we're not endorsing donald trump. >> who is your favorite candidate. >> in a perfect world, a staunch nationalist, someone who wants to bring back american jobs, someone who wants to close the borders, someone who wants to bring back this american glory. >> someone who will make america great again. >> we do want someone to make america great again. >> trump seems like the appropriate candidate, wants to get the muslims out, mexicans out, the european supermodels in. >> all sounds good to me. i'm sure it does. any final words jeff the white nationalist? >> i want to touch on the jews, tooer. we want to exclude him. >> okay, yeah, he's a nazi. >> trevor: thank you, desi.

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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." we are live covering the american election right now. we've got more results from roy wood, jr.. roy, it is not looking good, man. what's happening out there? >> oh, trump won florida. he did. he won florida, and he won georgia. though georgia is a little less surprising because everybody said it was going to be a swing state, but honestly hillary would have need add bigger black turnout than what obama got when he was running. >> trevor: she would have needed that many? >> she would have needed, like, all -- >> trevor: that's like every single black person. >> all the dead people come back to life. all the black people. she would need the equivalent of nine kevin hart movies of black people. she would need an approval rating higher of kevin hart. not even abraham lincoln would have a higher approval rating.

>> every single cast member of every tyler perry movies. >> and three obama inaugurations. >> trevor: this is not good, man. enjoy your drink. >> i will. >> trevor: my next guest is from the emmy winning keegan-michael key! ( cheers and applause ) welcome, welcome, welcome. >> thank you. >> trevor: welcome to the show. man, i wish we could have been here under a slightly different situation. >> just a slightly different situation. >> trevor: you are watching now -- >> i'm sorry, what's happening? did i wake up? no, i did not wake up from a nightmare. no, it's really happening. right now, all i'm thinking about is i feel like i should have stayed at home in detroit and lived there because i'm so close to canada.

i could just move like that. >> trevor: i feel like that's the feeling everyone is having right now. >> yeah. >> trevor: are you one of those people who is as shocked. >> i'm completely shocked. i had no idea this was going to happen. i'm a big nate silver guy and i thought we had this in the bag. >> trevor: your downfall is numbers. >> numbers. >> trevor: under trump, numbers will go away. >> they will go away. >> trevor: under trump, numbers are not a thing anymore. >> he'll go, it will be fun, we can do it! but numbers won't work. it's fine. no, it's finite logic and it's called mathematics. >> trevor: looking where your math got you last time, folks -- that's how he'll win every single conversation. >> where did your math get you? everybody had insurance. boo. >> trevor: it's a scary time for us to be in because of how much damage donald trump can do. you're connected most. you realize after this night

president obama is still a president but now we have a president elect. >> yes. i'm in a place where i'm trying to savor as much time as we have left with him because it's like a forced breakup. it's like someone said you don't get to be married anymore, or a forced divorce, i should say. but, president-elect, it's going to loom like a dark cloud. it's an interesting thing. >> trevor: what did he mean to you? he's not gone but what did he mean? >> to be honest, jordan and i both feel our show would not have existed if it wasn't for obama. he became part of the zeitgeist and people are thinking this is another face that counts in america and not only did it count but he became the leader of this nation and the leader of the free world. we never knew that was going to happen. i grew up in virtually a single-parent home, jordan grew up in a single-parent home, we

were both biracial people. to have the president be you was an amazing, amazing experience. >> trevor: ironically, then you became the president. no, because you were obama's -- >> translator. >> trevor: yeah. it was interesting to try to play somebody's id and emotions and meeting the man and have him say, you're doing it right! ( laughter ) to get the validation is the most amazing thing. >> trevor: what do you think he's feeling right now? if i picture obama, and you do so well in thinking of him if he's sitting there watching tv and you were translating and he was going, i can't believe this is happening ( in obama voice ) (bleep). >> i didn't have to go through all this, boo!

i'll have to be leaving the country now! ( laughter ) >> trevor: it's tough. we're comedians, though, and we have to make the comedy things after this. >> oh, i think i'm just going to take a real hard turn into drama. >> trevor: all of us take a strong -- >> we're stern for the next four years. >> trevor: that would be a great protest. >> no comedy. it was not 9/11 that killed coldy, it was this election. >> trevor: donald trump. jokes died. >> the jokes died. >> trevor: that's great song. do you like that? >> trevor: i like it a lot. i have to write the lyrics, we'll be in good shape. i think one of the qualities we possess certainly in regard to satire is we have to be able to look at it in an objective way, but right now it's very emotional to us and i don't have the answer yet as to how we're going to come together as a country. whether or not my parent voted for reagan, it's a landslide, so

a lot of people were thinking one way. in this country, it's fractured down the middle. it's interesting. >> trevor: it's interesting and i don't think anyone has the answer. thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> trevor: keegan-michael key. make sure you watch the movie.