>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the "daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: thank you so much, everybody. welcome to "the daily show." i am trevor noah. my guest tonight here to discuss his new book about race relations in america, "washington post" reporter wesley lowery is joining us. it's going to be really fun. let's get right to. donald trump is going to be president of america. when you're weak, by the way. ( laughter ) and the real president, not like those cool movie president preso do things like preparing the nation for an asteroid strike, or defending his own air force one... >> get off my plane!

>> trevor: uh, that's spill friendlier than spirit airlines. turns out, donald trump has not yet mastered role of commander in chief. >> pre-donald trump leaves the press behind for a private dinner with his family. >> the press wasn't too happy about it. >> the president-elect ditches lock-standing protocol. >> president-elect tried to sneak out of trump tower for dinner after trump told staffers he was in for the night. >> his motorcade was seen driving away from trump tower. ( laughter ). >> trevor: i'm sorry, but america's elected a dumb ass. i'm sorry. no, wait. this is. ( cheers and applause ) this is the same guy-- this is the same guy who said he's going to sneak up on isis? yeah? the same man who thinks he's going to slip through midtown manhattan undetected with an eight-limo motorcade? how are you going to sneak out with the secret service, all those cars?

it's like him going, "all right, guys, shhh! shhh! woooo! shhh!" look, i understand why the press and public would be concerned that america has basically elected a 70-year-old ferris bueller who might at any time disappear. i mean, can you imagine how terrifying that would be? the nation is under attack, and you don't know where your president is. just someone running into the oval office, "mr. president, mr. president-- wait a second. this is just a suit stuffed with newspaper! oh, no. what's that? oh, wow. that's a great suggestion. wow, why do you seem smarter, mr. president. that's actually great." weird. at least he's predictable, you know. you know, if this were any other president, him ditching his press pool would be something to get much madder over, but i feel that with donald trump, we're going to have to practice preserving our rage. because you realize it's only been eight days. ( laughter ) and already, there's been, like, what, six scandals. there's still 1,524 days left,

people. yes, yes. we have to pace ourselves. even right now, there's a bigger story than where he is. trump has to assemble an entire presidential cabinet. >> he's working to put together an administration in 66 days, and he has more than 4,000 political appointees to hire. >> sources close to the situation say the transition process is stalled. >> the words that have been used to describe this transition team and how it's been working-- "infighting, knife fight, turmoil, disarray, chaos." >> trevor: you know, basically every day. that's what they're saying. why is anyone surprised it's taking trump this long to hire his administration? this is the same guy who needed 13 weeks to fill one job. maybe he's putting them through challenges. maybe that's what he's doing. "it seems like you'd be a great continual, but first, i need you and brandi glanville to write a jingle for bud light lime-a-ritas." and you know for a guy who says

he get all the best people tsure seems like trump got his team from the republican bargain bin. i mean, for attorney general, he's reportedly considering ted cruz. which makes perfect sense. who better for the country's top law enforcement position than the person trump renamed "lyin' ted." what does day one even look like on that job? "welcome aboard, ted. first order of business, i need you to go after your dad for killing kennedy." so if an incurable liar is trump's choice for top law man, who would be trump's top choice for the top diplomats? >> i said islamic extremist terrorism! you know who you are! there's no black america. there's no white america. there is just america! >> trevor: aaarrghhh! ( laughter ) yes. trump's leading contender for secretary of state, former new

york city mayor and human the "scream" portrait, rudy guiliani, who proved with his r.n.c. performance that he could speak to the entire world without a microphone. guiliani, in my opinion, sounds less like a diplomat and more like a mad scientist who just merged black america with white america. >> there is just america! >> trevor: it's alive! ( laughter ) now, luckily, trump hasn't made any of those appointments official yet. there is one decision, though, that he has confidently made-- hiring his chief strategist, steve bannon. >> bannon, one of trump's first appointments and already, his most controversial. >> the new campaign "keanu" has been dubbed "the most dangerous political operative in america." >> he has a following among the alt-right, among white nationalists. >> bannon's got a lot of-- he's said some bad stuff. >> he is a very divisive figure.

(bleep). >> trevor: yes, the man who will be the top adviser to the future president of the united states, honey badger. if you're unfamiliar with the phrase, this is where he got it from. >> this is the honey badger. watch it run in slow motion. it's pretty bad ass. look, it runs all over the place. oh, it's got a snake? watch this. the snake's up in the tree. honey badger don't care. honey badger don't give a (bleep). >> trevor: but this steve bannon guy, he's no joke. besides running trump's campaign, can steve bannon is most widely known for being the c.e.o. of breitbart news, a web site bannon himself describes as a platform for the alt-right. these are the kind of people who think fox news is too diverse. breitbart is infamous for writing articles that are misogynistic, anti-semitic, and

outright racist. and bannon's appointment to the white house has energized a certain session. the white nationalist. richard spencer tweeted he is the best possible position for policy. and david duke called the choice excellent. the klan is so happy, they even jazzed up their hoods. and bannon may say he's not one of these people, but he happily provides them a megaphone. and in case all of that didn't turn you off. >> campaign ceo steve bannon, in 1996, he faced misdemeanor domestic violence charges. his ex-wife and this santa monica, california, police report alleging he grabbed her, an incident that the officers said left red marks on her left wrist and the right side of her neck. >> trevor: look steve bannon is a reprehensible human being, and for him to be given an office two doors down from the oval is something that should scare everybody, even the honey badger is like, "i don't give a

(bleep)-- wait, wait, trump's appointing that guy? (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)." a man who at best say white supremacist enabler, has just been named chief strategist to the president. these are definitely not good times. >> oh, (bleep) that, trevor. this is great, man! this is great. >> roy wood jr., everyone. ( cheers and applause ) >> i just got here. i was so focused on that-- snuck up on you like a trump victory. >> trevor: yeah, and nate silver didn't even warn me. so steve bannon really doesn't bother you? >> hell no. trump and bannon, they're-- they're not like other republicans, man. they're not hiding their racism behind voter i.d. or stop-and-frisk policies. it's out in the open now. finally, klan members won't need to hide their face. they're just going to be running around, "i'm loud, and i'm proud, (bleep)." >> trevor: forgive me, i'm so confused.

>> confused? what are you confused about? it's not like this was a surprise. you shf known something was up when ben carson left. he saw steve bannon and got out of the white house like a blad blackdude in a horror movie. amarosa next. >> trevor: i don't understand why having a white nationalist in the whois could possibly be a good thing. >> because we live in a country where people don't even want to admit that racism is a thing. now we're cutting to the chase. and we know who is chasing who. now, instead trying to expose hidden racism. it's on display for everyone to see, and that's easier (bleep) to deal with. >> trevor: i never thought of it like that. >> yeah. it's like, of the highest levels-- honestly, like, this is the stripper at the end of a lap dance level honesty. ( laughter ) you know, when that musk stops, they get as honest as hell. "i thought you liked me." "i did when you were making it rain." this is the situation we're in, trevor. by electing trump, america bought a ticket on the racism train, so, hell, we might as

well take the express. >> trevor: thanks. roy wood jr., everyone. never thought of it like that. good point. ( applause ) you know, right now, right now, people may feel helpless because, clearly, trump is unshamable, and so is bannon. so no matter how much noise you make about this appointment, there's a good chance they don't give a (bleep). i'll tell you who we shouldn't forget about-- these two guys. paul ryan and mitch mcconnell, the republican leaders who never had the spine to stand up to team trump. this is senate majority leader mcconnell who is being asked whether he thinks it's appropriate for steve bannon to have the ear of the president >> taken a lot of flak. we want to know, are you comfortable with him having such a high-level position in the trump administration? >> good to see you guys today. >> so no defense of bannon then? >> that will do it. thank you. ( laughter ) >> trevor: i'm sorry that-- that's not the response of a

moral leader. that's someone's grandpa doing, like, a really (bleep) mannequin challenge. >> no defense of bannon, then? ♪ ♪ >> trevor: and by the way, let's not forget spineless speaker paul ryan who asked asked about bannon, the man who has been running his party's presidential campaign, this is what he has to say? >> i never met the guy. i don't know steve bannon so i have no concerns. i trust donald's judgment. i think he will pick who will best serve him. >> trevor: get the (bleep) out of here, man. you trust donald trump's judgment? you trust donald trump's judgment? since then? >> donald trump, will you support him? >> i'm not just not ready to do that at this point. i do not think a muslim ban is

in our country's interest. claiming a person can't do a job because of their race is sort of like the textbook definition of a racist comment. >> house speaker paul ryan wishes trump would drop out of the race. >> ryan said on a campaign call he will not campaign for trump. he will not defend trump during the home stretch. >> trevor: shame on you, paul ryan. shame. i'm embarrassed to be in the "my last name say first name club" with you. i'm embarrassed. ( laughter ) and i guess we know now, when it comes to putting his country first, paul ryan, well, he don't give a (bleep). we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause )

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the passing of our district attorney friend, facts. now, we all know facts hadn't been doing too well. that's no secret. we didn't know how bad it was until november 8, 2016. then it was gone. would any of you like to come up here and say a few words can about facts? >> you know, i always loved facts. i loved him. and as a kid i would spend all day on the toilet reading fun ones out of uncle john's great big basket reader. >> i wasn't very popular. >> when i was in grade school, tanya bustamonte used to call me four eyes. and i used to say, "actually, tanya, it's a severe astigmatism that affects 10% of kids our age." facts always had my back. >> i just wish i appreciated facts while they were still

here. >> all those times i went to the library. i didn't read any books. i was just jacking off in the computer room. i'm sure they have it on video, but ( sighs ) it doesn't matter anymore. nothing... matters anymore. >> should have respected facts more. i remember this one time, on my tinder profile, i said i was 6'1". i'm 5'11"! that's not true. i just lied right there. i'm sor sorry, facts! i'm so sorry. >> all right, this time i'd like for everyone to share with us some of their favorite facts they lost this year. >> thousands of american muslims did not cheer for 9/11. >> immigrants aren't more criminal than citizens that are born here. >> voter rates are lower now than they were in the 90s. >> most factory jobs have been lost to robots. >> (bleep) there is no large-scale voter fraud

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welcome to the show. >> thanks for having me. i appreciate it. >> trevor: first things first-- congratulations on winning the pulitzer prize. that's an amazing honor for you. ( cheers and applause ) and you deserve it as well. you and your team put together a really comprehensive database of police shootings. what surprises me is that one didn't exist before that. how is that possible? >> it's remarkable, right? when we started covering these stories-- i started covering women with ferguson, missouri-- and you would have the police unions say, "this never happens. most officers never fire their guns. this is rare. everyone who gets killed deserves it." the civil rights activists would say, "black men are getting gunned down, excuted every day." we said there's a fact here. one is true, one is not. at the time there were a few citizen journalists trying to do this, but the federal government

doesn't keep this date doot so we started piecing it together day by day, via google searches, to try to figure out how many people were getting killed and under what circumstances. this has been happening in black and brown communities for all of america's history. black and brown families have always known the police could go sideways. but we as a nation have refused to believe black and blown bloun people when they tell us these things. what cell phones cameras have done is expose our unwillingness to believe black people when they say, "hey, sometimes the cops aren't so nice to us. sometimes they kill us, and we shouldn't be killed." we see video after video, stories after stories, there is some where there is a gray area, and others where a guy is clearly getting shot in the back. before cell phone camera videos no one believed those things happened. every dead black guy must deserve it, they would say. >> trevor: what's interesting about this book is you've taken a slightly different approach to

strict journalism, and that is you have involved yourself, which is really personalized the stories, not just of the victims but of you being in this role. because when you went out to ferguson, i don't think even you anticipated, from what i read in the book, how big this movement would become. i mean, at one point you were arrested for just being in the wrong place at the wrong time. >> , of course, i was one of dozens of reporters who at some point knot arrested in ferguson. it was fascinating. when i first went to ferguson, i was a political reporter. i covered congress. i thought i would write a cute little story, maybe something for the expweekd thought i would be home by that weekend drinking with my buddies where we always go out. instead i landed and could immediately sense-- like, you could feel it in the air, that this was something bigger, this anger has really boiled over in a way it had not previously. and we watch as we go from city to city, as new activists spring up, who get involved, new shootings occur. and you just have this feeling

throughout these last two years that this is something bigger than just one story, than just an isolated incident, than just-- than just the story of michael brown or eric garner or sandra bland. it is part of a movement that is carmalizing. >> trevor: there's something fascinating you wrote here they connect you with. "there's no right way to approach these interviews. in the moment you are literally walking up to a heartbroken human. and asking them to find words to express those feelings and thoughts. and the 24-hour news cycle doesn't help because it's so often prompts reporters to ask either clicheed, leading sound bites or processed questions to which the response of the dead man's family is little." which is a really strong indictment because what you're saying is essentially, because of cycle is based on entertainment, 24-hour news needs something nais catchy and grabby. you can't ask a person how they feel. you need it to fit in one

sentence. >> of course. we are talking about th the fundamental issue at the basis of the foundation of this nation, right. race in america, race and justice. and we're walking up to you after your son has just been killed and we're saying, "how do you feel? do you think you're going to get justice?" and we're cutting you off after 15 seconds to put you on the evening news. we're anything to a protest where you have been marching for five hours. you've been crying. you're carrying a sign. maybe you have flown into town to participate in this this and we're giving you half a sentence in the newspaper-- "so why are you out here tonight?" that is not a way to have a conversation about this. >> trevor: you have really captured this and one reason i would recommend everyone to read this book is it is not just statistics. it is not just the information but it's the connective tissue that shows the human story behind it. i really enjoyed it. thank you so much for being on the show. >> thank you, trevor, i appreciate it? >> trevor: "they can't kill us all" is available now. go out and get it. wesley lowery, everybody. we'll be right back.

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many people in china call him "kim fat captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org dy central [cheers and applause] >> chris: it's 29 minutes until midnight when the day resets and we announce a winner. this is everything that happened online today, minus that fight you got in with your dumb uncle. what a dick he is. i'm chris hardwick. it's just over a week since a furious birds nest was elected, -- birds are getting out right there. and many people are still very afraid because it's not just civil liberties being threatened, it's also shiny things. the donald has promised to tax imports from china, which could raise the price of the iphone, not to mention his plan to ban all iphones that aren't white [laughing] >> wow. chris: listen. [cheers and applause] >> chris: you know these phones -- [ applause ]

this potential $50 to $97 increase is, of course, most concerning to liberals since many trump supporters prefer to communicate through illuminati fluoride brain waves. comedians, how else will trump's presidency affect the new iphones? james davis. >> now you can grab siri by the pussy. [cheers and applause] [laughing] >> chris: please don't do that right now. >> it works a lot better than you expected in the red states. >> chris: alright. points. aerial. >> he will bring back the headphone jack and suddenly everyone will love him. >> chris: that's all he has to do, put the headphone jack where it belongs. >> we need it >> chris: next up, "word up." yesterday, the oxford dictionary made their big announcement. no, not how they've survived when no one has purchased a single dictionary since wifi started. they announced their word of the year for 2016, and it's

"post-truth," which is when your mailman admits to you that your middle child is his. that's a post-truth. he's making special deliveries. as people are pointing out on twitter, last year's oxford word was the "face with tears of joy" emoji, which also would've -- it's not a [beep] word. it's not a word. it's a pictogram. >> no one draws like that -- >> not accurate. chris: at all. comedians, what will oxford's word of the year be for 2017? james davis. >> electoral college another word for something that's outdated or useless. [cheers and applause] >> chris: dan. >> you don't need to worry about this, chris. there is no 2017. we are all going to die. it's over. >> chris: it was a trick question. trick question. >> it's over.

chris: next up get me pictures. when people invade your personal space. i want to be left alone when i'm on a train or at the american girl doll store. i just creeped myself out. don't you wish someone would invent clothing with mechanical spikes that would shootout. someone just did. >> it's a spider dress. a dress that mechanically reacts. super sensors here in the desi design. it's deciding between these states. >> chris: that's artist doing a special report from the biork institute. >> i need that dress. chris: it's cool. cut to the front of the line.

comedians, what is this the perfect look for, james davis? >> that's the perfect look for a threesome with lady gaga. >> chris: points. arielle. >> giving tim burton an erection. >> chris: so hard for. that. >> so hard. so hard. >> chris: so hard. so hard. next up "watch dogs 2" is the hyper-realistic new open-world action game set in san francisco. but it might be a little too realistic, as publisher ubisoft just had to issue an apology and promise an update to fix a scandalous feature. what is the source of controversy: a, a bug that causes police officers to spontaneously start 69ing; we could end the show there. b, character models that included "fully rendered

vaginas"; c, a choke and crank mini-game called "grand theft autoerotic asphyxiation"? oh, james davis. >> i'm thinking the fully rendered vagina gave people issues. >> chris: guys -- [laughing] >> chris: from this point forward you will define your life into two distinct points. before you saw what i'm about to show you, and after you saw this image of -- let's put the picture up. why would they -- >> oh! chris: why would they do that. why would that be a thing that everyone. >> gross. >> why watch this. chris: why do they say san francisco this is clearly brazil. come on. come on. [cheers and applause] >> chris: they reported the issue when they