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show's over, pick a hand. comedy central central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. >> thompson: welcome to "the daily show." thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. we have three guests tonight, ladies and gentlemen, they are the hosts of the hit podcast, pod save america. jon favreau, jon lovett and tomorrowee vietor are here, they will be joining us. really funny guys. but first up, breaking news, netflix is getting hacked. >> a cyberattack aimed at netflix has all of hollywood on
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edge this morning. >> the sixth season of orange is the new black was set to come out june 9th but hackers using the twitter handle, the dark overlord claim they uploaded most of the new season to a torrent site over the weekend when netflix refused to pay their ransom. >> the dark overlord posting on twitter we are not playing games any more. >> thompson: really? tv shows being held for ransom? hashtag first world problems. people in nigeria are waiting for their kids to come home and these people are stressed about tv, really, really? although i will say this, they better not try that [bleep] with game of thrones because i will bring back water boarding so fast! you know what i am getting tired of, people. bad guys on twitter. yeah. i don't like the fact that bad guys tweet now. i feel like it removes some of the enigma. supervillains are supposed to be dark and mysterious, not thirsty for likes.
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you are supposed to send out a video, like this is my demand. you know, this is weird, like you know, like how james bond going to hunt down a bad guy around the world when the bad guy is on twitter like ready to set off dooms day device. retweet if you agree. let's move on, let's move on. to some serious news. saturday, was the hundred day mark of trump's presidency. which means he no longer has that new president smell. if i had to guess i would say he now smells like nepotism and steak sauce. and so because it was a hundred days it was time for the media to take a look back. >> president trump's 100th day in office, has he been changed by holding the highest office in the land? >> the magnitude of the office has changed donald trump in some ways. the vice president told us it was obvious from the first time he walked into the oval office. >> he sat behind that desk and i could just tell from the look on his face, how moved he was. >> thompson: yeah, i think that look you saw on trump's
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face was him going oh [bleep], this joke went way too far. so some people think that being president has changed donald trump. but has it? has it really? on saturday to mark his 100th day, donald trump held a giant campaign rally in pennsylvania. and watching it, it it was hard to tell if it was april now or april a year ago. cuz trump he's speech at the rally sounded hella familiar. >> make america great again. >> our jobs were stolen away in ships, far away. >> that's right, get him out of here. get him out. >> we will build a wall as sure as you are standing there tonight. we need the wall. >> we'll build a wall, folks, don't even worry about it, go to sleep, go home, go to sleep. (laughter). >> thompson: he sounds like the world's laziest hypnotist, go to sleep, go to sleep. when you wake up, there will be
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a wall, things will be fine, i done know, go to sleep, go to sleep. but it makes sense. he wanted his spoforters to go to sleep because at least then he they would have napped through his day in congress when they agreed on a budget that allocates no money for the wall, zero, yeah, that's what happened. first mexico won't pay, now congress won't pay. trump is is rung out of options. he's either going to have to launch a kick starter or go on shark tank. which would be really humiliating because then we have to ask for money from real billionaires. and you know the longer-- the longer-- (applause) the longer you watch the rally, the more you saw that trump hasn't changed. so many things are the same. even his relationship with his one black fan. >> thank you for that sign. blacks for trump. i love that guy. blacks for trump. thank you. thank you. thank you, man. that's great,s that he's really
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cool. >> thompson: even donald trump is shocked that there is a black person in his audience. you see how excited he got. oh wow, that's really cool. like he points out black people in his crowd like he is on a whale watching tour. look over there, look, a black one, it's so majestic. all right, jeff sessions, ready the har poob. -- harpoon. look, i-- i wanted trump to change as much as anyone. he was fun and devicive on the campaign trail and i hope that the oval office would shape him into a white obama. but we have to admit that it's not going to happen. especially when he still says things like this. >> media outlets, like cnn and msnbc are fake news. >> there's another big gathering taking place tonight in washington d.c. did you hear about it? a large group of hollywood
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actors, and washington media, are consoling each other in a hotel ballroom in our nation's capitol right now. they are gathered together for the white house correspondent's dinner, without the president. (laughter). >> thompson: like who is this guy? i wonder if that's how donald trump turns down any invitation. eric, next week it's your birthday party, without the president. now look, i am not one to call the president a liar. but i don't know if i believe that the correspondent's dinner was a sad event. in fact, let's just ask the man who headlined the en-- entire
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thing. our very own hasan minhaj, everyone. (cheers and applause) hasan minhaj, my man. man, what a great job, you did, a great job. >> i know, trevor, i know. i didn't just speak trt to power, trevor, i kicked power in the balls, you've been trying to take down trump in a year and a half. i did it in one night, yep, one night. >> thompson: hasan, hasan, hasan, like you-- you crushed it it at the dinner but i don't think you took trump down. >> oh, it was a total knockout finish, my man am i got up, i gave my speech and 25 minutes later donald trump resigned the presidency. he cried. he apologized to america for wasting our time, his hair fell off and then when he bent over to pick it up, he split his
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pants. you're welcome, america, we did it, we did it tz hasan, sit down man, none of that happened. trump is still president. >> so all my-- all my roasting had no effect? >> i'm sorry, man. >> can i keep the. >> you bought that. >> hell yeah, i bought them at the airport, man. >> hasan minhaj, everybody. hasan minaj. the world champion of the world. hasan minaj, everybody. look, look, look, real quick, look. i don't want to be a buzz kill. but the truth is, trump hasn't changed at all. donald trump is like a caterpillar who went into a cocoon, stay in a hundred days and emerged as a caterpillar. and everyone was like you were supposed to change. and he's like no, i just was in
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the cocoon for three months and now i'm back. in fact the best proof that president trump hasn't changed a bit in a hundred days is this, if you look behind him during that rally, you could see one of his fans doing trump karaoke all night. >> here are just some of our greatest from the first 100 days. >> we will repeal and replace obamacare. >> if you fail our veterans, you will be held accountable. >> radical islamic terrorists. >> drain the swamp. make america great again. that snake gave her a vicious bite! >> she stroked his pretty skin again, and kissed him. (laughter). >> thompson: we'll. >> we'll be
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all, keyboard cat stock. as anyone in finance will tell you when anything gets too big, that means soon it probably is going to fail. and this weekend, that's exactly what happened. >> thousands of dollars down the drain after a music festival in the bahamas promising luxury accommodations apparently descends into chaos. >> it was not the opulent experience they were promised for tickets that went for reportedly as much as $12,000. >> the expectation, luxurious accommodations. the reality, more like a disaster relief camp site. >> a secluded private island getaway, nope, just minutes away from a sandals resort on great exuma bahamas and the gourmet meals provided by celebrity caterer stephen star exchanged for plain cheese sandwiches and salad after the chef backed out. >> there was no showers, no bathrooms, no like running water. >> man, white people love camping unless it's a surprise. no, because if you had invited all of those people into the
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woods they would be like it was so fun and so primal, everything away from me. i feel bad for these people, you know. i only wish there was a way for them to know that this party was going to be a disaster. like i just-- i wish there was a clue, any clue at all. >> one of the festival's organizers who had promised two weekends in paradise was the rapper ja rule. >> the event cofounder ja rule says it's not his fault but that he's deeply sorry. >> you see, this is why everyone needs black friends. because if you had told your black friends were you going to a ja rule party, on an island they would have been like yo, who's throwing that party? ja rule, they be like [bleep] you ain't see ja rule in a decade, man. save your cash for brunch. the worse thing is is ja rule couldn't be reached for comment because he's not always there when you call. and look, i know, i know a lot of people feel robbed but here's my suggestion.
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just think of this whole ordeal as a really immersive refugee experience, you know. don't get mad, get woke. i think everybody on that island now has a totally different view of the crisis in the middle east. now they will be like man, we got to help those syrians, dude. remember when we were refugees, man? those were some rough minutes, man. for more on what happened this weekend please welcome pie good friend neal brennan, everybody. what's up, neal. so look, neal, we all know what happened, the big question is, how did this happen? more importantly, why did this happen? >> i will tell you why. this is a classic case of not staying in your lane. if ja rule the musician, not ja rule the concert promotedder. dude, stick to what people like you for. taking your shirt off and growl singing at ashanti. >> but neal, i disagree, shouldn't ja rule be encouraged to step out of his comfort zone and spread his wings?
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>> no, no wings. because let me show you what happens. this is is ja rule in his comfort zone, and this is ja rule outside his comfort zone. you know what is outside your comfort zone, trevor? the danger zone. in fact, the very idea of leaving your comfort zone is stupid. if i go in for surgery, i don't want the guy with the scalpel to say up until this morning i was a roofer. but i decided to get out of my comfort zone and well, here we are. >> look, neal, that's fair. but you have to give people like ja rule credit for believing in themselves. >> no, no, i don't. that's the problem with this whole country. too many people believing in themselves. (applause) example, kyrie irving all-star point guard for the kafs and now apparently part time geographer. >> one of the big stories oul of
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all-star weekend is the kafs star kyrie irving believes that the earth is flat. he despite years of science kyrie honestly believes that the earth is not round. >> kyrie, here's the deal. you don't talk about science and we won't let bill nye into the dunk contest. and i get it, celebrities are good looking and talented, but remember you may not be as great as the characters you play. for instance, harrison ford flying the millenial fall come comfort zone, harrisson ford flying an actual plane, danger zone. bill o'reilly telling fox viewers what he wants, comfort zone, bill o'reilly telling an individual woman what he wants, danger zone. and it doesn't stop with people, this goes for everything. stay in your lane. drug stores selling pharmaceuticals, comfort zone. drug stores selling sushi? danger zone. nobody needs to you sell sushi.
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i don't want to buy sushi where i buy my lube. >> neal, look, i think you're being negative about this whole thing. but i think we should encourage people to step out of their comfort zone because i mean let's be honest, what is the worst that could happen. >> i don't know, trevor. can i think of one guy who stepped out of his comfort zone. (cheers and applause) and now we're all in the danger zone. >> my friend neal brennan, >> my friend neal brennan, everyone, we'll be right back. un. de♪ trois. three apple varieties for a perfectly balanced flavor. ♪ cidre. from stella artois.
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welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight are the founders of crooked media who
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created the popular political podcast pod save america. please welcome jon jaf roe, jon lovett and tommy vietor, everybody. >> this is fun. >> yeah. >> i've never had three cups on the desk before. like we're going to play one of those games. >> let's get straight into it it. first of all, big fan of what you guys do on the podcast, pod save america. a lot of people don't know this but the two of you started off as, or recently worked as speech writers for president barack obama. how does it feel seeing president obama out there on his own without you guys? >> he's not like a baby cub. >> but there must be some connection. you guys wering to for so long. >> i miss him, i miss working with him. >> that's what i am looking for. >> from now on, i will take it. >> you have to fake the emotion.
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>> you miss being someone leading the country that is a good person, that loves his family and cares deeply about what he is doing an takes it seriously. i miss that every day when you see trump who just doesn't, that is the hard part. >> and somebody who doesn't exint-- he doesn't, he just doesn't. let's talk about the podcast. you guys started off your podcast but then you moved it to your media company crooked media, great name. and now it really is, there is a certain level of activism that is involved in the podcast, why did you make that decision? >> these are important times, a lot of people are there scared of the trump presidency and maybe they haven't paid attention to politics in a long time. and they're saying how can we get involved, what can we do how can we help that is the question we got with the podcast before. we want to help people answer that question. >> the political conversation is broken. you see it on tv, on cable. a lot of people want to figure out what is going on, what is important and how can he they get involved. >> you don't just criticize, i
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mean, the democrats also are in an interesting situation where many people are saying the-- where it it should have been with a president as strong as barack obama wa, the president himself said he didn't do a great job of keeping the grass roots mobilized. you are looking at that going forward and were you strategizing, what would you think the democrats need to do to i guess begin a game plan for the next election? >> that is the hardest question. that is the question everybody has to figure out how to answer. because we lost. we lost the presidency, we lost the senate, the house, government norship, the state legislature. it's not great. so there is a rebuilding there. it sucks but's in real bad shape, guys. but the good news is, i think, that it is a wake-up call. i think people were complacent and now trump is president. we are feeling the consequences. there has never been that much energy, people marching, going to protests, showing up at airports, climate marchs, women's marchs. the fundamental question is how do you harness that energy and turn it it into votes.
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right, turn it into people knocking on doors and going to the polls, not just in a presidential year where we won by three million votes but in off years. >> we have the opposition part down, now we need to figure out what we stand for, have a positive message that connects with people, an economic agenda that will help change people's lives and give people something to vote for. that is something we learned. >> yeah, you can applaud for that. you can applaud. it's interesting that you say you've got the opposition part down. because you are in the campaign, a lot of people felt like hillary shifted her focus too much to being against trump and not enough to being for her platform. you were asked to write on the hillry campaign. and i believe you said no, i can't write for. this i cannot carry on writing for hillary because it feels like this is like speech by committee. what does that mean? >> there is a lot of monday
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morning quarterbacking. we talked about this, everything went wrong, right? there are a lot of decisions that she made that could have made the difference. but she was out there talking about economic issues. it wouldn't get covered because everybody was talking about trump which is a challenge we should learn from, i'm not doing that to make excuses for hillary clinton, i will go after hillary clinton, i done care what is she going to do to me, nothing. she's just a woman in-- but i think. >> we're going to get hillary on this show. this show, our show, all the shows. >> for sure. >> she is definitely on the show. >> she will come to your show. >> but i think it's important to learn that it's really hard to get the media to focus on an economic policy when the only part they're going to put on television is the one minute when you go after trump, that was a big problem for their campaign which is something we should learn from right now. >> i honestly spent hours, your podcast is fascinating. the three of you are fascinating.
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unfortunately i do not have the time and that's why we listen to the podcast. thank you so much for being on the show. >> i appreciate it. >> thank you. >> thank you so much. be sure to subscribe to pod save america and go to get crooked media.com for more podcasts. jon favreau, jon lovett and tommy vietor, everybody. tommy vietor, everybody. we'll be r
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call the mainstream media, which sometimes i must say is you. >> you mean me personally. >> well, your show, i love your show, i call it deface the nation. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org .[cheers and applause] >> chris: it's 29 minutes until midnight and i asked everyone how their weekends were and no one asked me how my weekend was. well it was fine! on saturday the presidency of donald trump passed the 100 day mark, meaning this prank has officially gone on for too long. with the donald unable to get much of his agenda through congress, he's fallen back on what he does best: bull (/ bleep/ ) about how great he . he's the best, just ask him. in fact, though the next presidential election is still three and a half years away, his 2020 campaign is spending $1.5 million to run this ad touting his accomplishments: >> donald trump sworn in as president one hundred days ago. america has rarely seen

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