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to past comparisons to xi jinping to the fictional bear. those comparisons began in 2013 during the chinese leaders' visit with president obama. a photo of president xi next to winnie the pooh was named the most censored image of 2015. >> trevor: i can't believe china is doing this. plenty of better ways to cren corps pooh. he doesn't wear pants. his pooh junk is out there like he doesn't carry. even porky wears laser. pooh just walks around in a wife playser like he's pauley from the sopranos. this is xi jinping's fault. it would have never happened if he hadn't gotten his head stuck in a honey pot! ( lauhter ) i'm glad the chinese government shut down this. the chinese bloggers are trying to make obama tigger.

yeah, tigger. you don't think i get that because he's -- tall? ( laughter ) tigger, please. let's move on. this past weekend, this past weekend and this past week, we have been so focused, so focused on who the trump campaign met in secret with that we've barely mentioned what the entire republican congress is doing in secret, relieving millions of americans to have the burden that is healthcare. this week was meant to be the culmination of everything mitch mcconnell and the republicans worked on. today they were going to open debates on the new bill. this thursday, going to pass it, because for mitch mcconnell, passing healthcare should be treated like jacking off. you go into a dark room, get it done as quickly as possible because the longer you spend thinking about it, the more likely you will feel shame. i understand. i understand. ( laughter ) so last thursday, the new healthcare bill came out and much like last night's "game of thrones," we were all anxiously awaiting to see how many people

it would kill off and also if it would include ed sheeran for no good reason. and spoiler alert, healthcare winter is coming. >> there is the $700 billion cut in medicaid, something that does not change in the senate bill compared to previous bills. many millions of people are going to lose insurance and that has been very bad for republicans' prospects every time the c.b.o. has come back with that finding. >> trevor: basically the republicans created a bizarreo lottery where everybody is waiting to find out how much they will lose. i know we've mentioned it before but these numbers come from the congressional budget office, a nonpartisan organization that till now has been respected by both sides. no one can predict the future, matilda the mag i have in sernghts but somebody has to crunch numbers to project the future, project the future effects of policy and the c.b.o. have been historically the ones to do it and most importantly

without bias. think of the c.b.o. as a cheesy sitcom dad. they see both sides. they're like, now, michelle, i know you're angry but you have to understand your brother is growing. sometimes he just needs privacy. now, christopher, stop being a ho. now, both of you come in and give daddy a dug. ( laughter ) sitcoms, these just rub the facts. >> the white house challenged the expected c.b.o. score arguing the american people and congress should give this prediction little weight. >> the c.b.o. doesn't even capture the individuals who say to the federal government, i don't want the plan you think i need, i want the plan i know i need. >> we think the c.b.o. estimate should stick to budget and not try to forecast the number of people on insurance. >> the white house put out a 40 second spot attacking the

congressional budget office for being inaccurate and this videos shows a misspelling of the word inaccurately! ( laughter ) >> trevor: i feel like the whole point of saying inaccurate is you would spell it -- i mean, at the same time, i feel all of trump's spelling errors are a metaphor for his presidency. liberals are, like, ahhh! he can't even spell a word! most people are, like, who cares? we use emojis now. most people don't care about trump's spelling. what they care about is whether they will have health care next year. instead of focusing on the numbers, trump's team says we should focus on what we believe. >> let me be clear -- president trump and i believe the senate healthcare bill strengthens and secures medicaid for the neediest in our soanchts we believe we're going to be able to cover more individuals on this bill than are currently covered. i know that's counterintuitive to folks who have been reading

other headlines, but the goal is to get every single american covered and have access to the kind of coverage they want. >> trevor: yes, we believe everyone's going to be covered, some by insurance, some by the sheets that the coroners place over them because they can't afford healthcare. and by the way, if you can't afford the sheet, the coroner will cover your eyes. don't look, don't look, don't look, look now! ahhh! don't look! ( laughter ) the c.b.o. doesn't believe in the power of dreams, unlike straight tim gun over here, their numbers show 22 million fewer people will have insurance under this plan and have come to that information with data and statistical models, trump's least favorite type of model. ( laughter ) although mitch mcconnell wants to push this through as fast as possible, the c.b.o. numbers i expected later this will will definitely slow him down. what also doesn't help is not all republicans are on board with this faith-based hope to

healthcare. >> mitch mcconnell needs 50 votes to get it passed. 52 republicans in the senate. two already hard nosed. susan collins of maine and rand paul of kentucky. if he loses another vote, this bill dies. >> duds senate majority leader mcconnell have the votes to pass this revised bill? >> you know, i don't think right now he does. >> trevor: on some level, you have top expressed mitch mcconnell and friends have written a bill so bad their own party hates it. the only question is, when something is so deeply unpopular, how could you possibly make it worse? >> senator ted cruz has authored an amendment to the senate g.o.p. healthcare bill -- >> trevor: my man! ( laughter ) >> cruz's amendment would allow insurers so sell cheaper plans with fewer benefits. >> the nation's largest insurers released a letter causing the cruz proposal unworkable and

would increase premiums for those with pre-existing conditions and lead to wide-spread terminations of coverage. >> trevor: up to this plan insurers have been pretty quiet about the trump health care plan but as soon as ted cruz chimed in they were all, like, this is the worst possible idea! we didn't read it but when we read his name, had to speak up. unworkable in any way, shape or form! people will die! people will die! ( cheers and applause ) so to sum up, the c.b.o. says millions of fewer people will have insurance with the senate healthcare bill. moderate republicans hated for not covering enough people. conservative republicans hated for covering too many people. insurance company hate it, republican governors hate it. the american people hate it. yet somehow, it is still possible the bill could pass without any hearings or debate.

or at least that was the case -- until the republican healthcare reform plan was stopped by irony. >> a vote on healthcare was expected to take place this week but now a delay. mitch mcconnell says he will give senator john mccain time to recover from surgery to remove a blood clot from his eye. >> with mccain gone they simply didn't have the votes to bring this bill to the senate floor. >> trevor: this bill is looking so bad now even republican senators are, like, i better get all my procedures done now before we pass this thing because, after we're done with it, who knows. we'll be right back ( cheers and applause )

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an experience so tragic we could had to talk about it. >> ann coulter said delta air lines booted her from a seat she pre-booked. she booked an extra seat but it was given to another woman. >> delta air lines responded to ann coulter after the author fired off nearly 3 dozen tweets over the weekend aimed at them. >> appears her new seat was in the same row just not the exact seat she selected. >> trevor: wow. people, this is the civil rights struggle of our generation. how long will white women be asked to move to the back of -- well, not the back but just slightly over, two seats? ann coulter is basically airplane rosa parks. ( laughter ) i can't wait for the inspirational film about her story. ( laughter )

( cheers and applause ) you realize ann coulter tweeted nearly three dozen times, including tweets insulting delta staff and other passengers. she kept going even after the airline offered to return her $30 upgrade fee. which was some serious shade from delta, can i just say. and i get that because she wasn't just kicked out of her seat. even worse, they wouldn't let her keep her usual spot on the wing. ( laughter ) ( applause ) so, for more on this story, we go to our very own platinum medallion aviation correspondent, roy wood, jr., everybody! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor, i'm here at united nations headquarters where the u.n. human rights council is right now in an emergency session to address this terrible injustice. normally, they deal with sex trafficking, political prisoners, child soldiers -- i know that one's closed to your

heart, trevor -- but they put it all on pause as soon as they heard that delta moved coulter from seat 17d to 17f. ( laughter ) that's an aisle to a window, man! i almost can't talk about it without choking up. ( laughter ) >> trevor: but, roy snrks all fairness, it was the same row. she had the same amount of leg room. >> that's not the point, trevor! did you hear me? aisle to window! ( laughter ) that means if she had to pee, she had to pass up to two people and do that weird airplane shuffle where you scoot past people and have to decide whether the stranger you're sitting next to gets your butt or a faceful of meat. nobody deserves to be in that situation, trevor. ( laughter ) no one deserves the meat. have you ever had meat in your face, trevor? because i have. i've had the meat.

it was right there. ( laughter ) >> trevor: roy, i understand your pain, but half the plane is in that situation. >> you're not make anything sense right now, trevor! ann picked her seat in advance. it was an agreement binding by the geneva convention and all that is holy. ann is as different as night and day, black and white -- ( laughter ) -- but in this situation, i stand with my fellow frequent flyer, i stand with ann! all leg room matters, trevor! >> trevor: i think you're talking it too far. it's weird to hear ann coulter complaining so much when this is how she feels about people who complain. >> what whining babies these moderate republicans are. we have the most thin-skinned president. hillary clinton, as soon as they get a question they don't like, they start crying. these are absolutely thin-skinned cry babies. that was the theme of my book guilty, how victims turned themselves into the aggressors

and there be wasn't around creating other victims. victims are the biggest bullies in the country now. ( laughter ) >> okay, so you gonna pull the clips out on me. the clipts, you know, i can't ce fend myself. ( laughter ) yes, she's not nice, but that's mott the point, trevor. we have to be careful about how we choose sides here. yeah, it's easy to just pile on ann coulter, but next week it could be me bumped from my seat and there ain't no (bleep) way i'm not tweeting about it. i stand with ann! they can't stop me! >> trevor: fair enough. roy wood, jr., everybody! we'll be right back! we'll be right back! you're going to complain all i'm not the type to smushy garbages... you know what? i'm going for it. you are completely and utterly... awesome... i'm glad you showed up. in my life! i think i'm about to cry... you better not. every single time i... get down! you always have... my back! my back! it's really hard to describe. it's like... all these tiny little... things? yes. yes. things!

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co-stars in the new movie "girls trip." >> i'm excited to meet the possie. you guys are going to be kinky all weekend! >> okay, liz, when i say this out of love. >> preach, girl. >> please refrain from saying things like "preach" or "go girl," hi felicia, ratchet, or any other colloquialisms you may have heard or looked up in urban dictionary. >> i'm not here to defend it. you're the best. have fun on your #black girl weekend. girl, bye! >> trevor: please welcome regina hall! ( cheers and applause )

>> trevor: welcome to the show. >> thank you, trevor. thayou're really cute many pers. >> trevor: oh, wow ( cheers and applause ) >> i love your dimple. >> trevor: thank you very much. i feel like you're turning the tables. i should be doing this to you. >> no, no, i'm enjoying it. >> trevor: thank you for being here. you have been a staple in many people's lives for a very long time, acting in some of funniest and most iconic movies. i feel like "girls trip" could be one of them. it sounds like a simple premise, but if you were to tell it so someone in a sentence or two -- >> in a sentence or two. okay, it's four girls who go to new orleans -- ( laughter ) -- four best friends who go to new orleans to rekindle their friendship and, you know, stuff happens. >> trevor: stuff happens is the understatement of the year. ( laughter ) >> trevor: you know what's funny, people are watching going what is this movie right now. >> with a lovely message,

though. >> trevor: what do you think the message is? >> it's like sisterhood and being true to yourself and being courageous enough to walk in your truth. you know there's a lot of messages that are -- >> trevor: right. no, it's interesting you bring it up. >> i just thought of a scene, so -- >> trevor: when you talk about that, i tid find it interesting that it's an r-rated movie, right. >> mm-hmm. >> trevor: but, for instance, when you as friends were fighting, you never cussed at any of your friends, right? >> yeah. >> trevor: that was a decision you made. you're, like, i don't want to do that. why? >> because i would never curse at my friends in real life. i think there are boundaries you never cross unless you never plan to be friends again. i know in television reality shows, they show us throwing water and cursing and fighting, but i don't know that we would do that. >> trevor: do you think that was a conscious effort to not perpetuate a stereotype many people perceive as a black woman

sometimes, out of control -- >> i do, yeah, that there is this lack of respect when we get angry. but i think the love is still there, even when you're fighting, even, you know, when you're angry, you know, there's a modicum of respect that you maintain. >> trevor: let's talk about the penis in the movie. >> let's. >> trevor: not every day you see a penis in a film. >> yes. >> trevor: i was quite taken aback as i often am when i see a penis not mine. >> yeah. >> trevor: many men know the feeling -- was that -- whoa! and we want to make sure and look because we haven't seen one other than ours because -- ( laughter ) what do you think the purpose of the penis was? >> what do you mean the purpose? >> trevor: ( laughter ) >> trevor: no, i mean the message. i mean the message.

( applause ) i'll tell you what was funny was i was watching it and then -- i was watching it with friends -- >> male or female. >> trevor: both. one of my female friends, i was, like, whoa! and she said i never saw you "whoa" when boobs are in a movie. that's true. >> that the true. and you see that more often. >> trevor: i see boobs all the time. guys see many boobs. >> you see a penis daily several times, your own, but still. >> trevor: i was thinking if you just follow me and know things about me. ( laughter ) i see penises -- >> (whispering) i see penises! ( laughter ) >> trevor: one thing "girls trip" did in an authentic manner is it was a story about women and friends told from the point

of view that this didn't feel like a story told from a guy's view of what they think a girl's trip would be. >> that's what's good about the producer and i would sit down and say we would see this or not and it would feel authentic and the polishing was done which was the penissing by a lovely woman -- ( laughter ) -- and i think that helped because it was more tame. >> trevor: right. >> when we get to it, we talk in the casual manner we speak in. >> trevor: i hear you. handling the penis in a tame manner. >> yeah, or not. >> trevor: which is how penises should be handled. >> yes, i concur. ( laughter ) >> trevor: concur and penis in the same sentence. "the daily show." that's how we do it. ( laughter ) this is one of my favorite

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