- oh, that's what that hole is for? oh. men: ohh! - oops. - so, then-- so then clyde's mom's ghost is all like, "clyde, what have i told you, clyde, you asshole?" and clyde's all like, "mom, leave me alone! i'm--seriously stop, please!" dude, it was a riot! [laughs] - that's not what i said. - [laughs] yeah, well, i'm just glad that stupid tsa crap is over with. i know you've had a tough week, clyde, but at least your mom didn't die for nothing. i mean, we're kind of right back to the bathroom being the last bastion of american freedom, so technically, your mom did die for nothing, but...clyde? clyde? clyde, you there? hello? [toilet flushes] [seat clatters]

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: thank you so much! thank you so much. welcome to "the daily show." thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. take a seat, people. welcome to it. our guest tonight, our guest tonight, our guest tonight is the author of the new book "she persisted around the world." chelsea clinton is joining us. ( cheers and applause ) but first up, if you are a racist barista at starbucks, goes news-- you've got about a month left to wild out. >> starbuckses is in high-level

damage control after this video showing two men arrested after trying tiewz the bathroom and refusing to leave the store. the coffee chain announced it will close 8,000 of its stores in the u.s. for racial bias training for 175,000 employees. >> i'm embarrassed, ashamed. i think what occurred was reprehensible at every single level. i think i take it very personally, as everyone in our company does. and we're committed to making it right. >> trevor: that was a really great interview. it's just a shame that when it ended, gayle king was arrested for not ordering a coffee. ( laughter ) no, but seriously, though, i want to say props to starbucks. as a company, they didn't just apologize. they're actually doing something about it. and i think that's a pretty cool thing. and i bet from now on, they're going to be a lot more careful when it comes to dealing with race. in fact, i was thinking, you know what black people should do. i think we should see just how far we can push starbucks now, just to mess with them. yeah, now we go back after

they've done the racial bias training and just use the bathroom but take all the toilet paper hope with us. yeah, "y'all have a problem with this? y'all? no, no, no, you don't. i appreciate your sensitivity, yeah, i do." yeah, we should just go crazy, mess with them, bring our whole church in there, have a barbecue, braiding hair in the corner of starbucks. and we're going to sell our own coffee as well. "again, starbucks, i appreciate your sensitivity. you all got change for a 20. well done, starbucks, we appreciate it." moving on. here's something i didn't know. apparently other when we take a dump in new york city, it stinks in alabama. >> folks in alabama aren't exactly thrilled over a new export from new york. they're calling it the "poop train." it's a big train carrying new york's human waste. >> this is no joke, for mo around. i thought i was actually hitting animals or dead animals with the lawnmower. >> trevor: yo, local news should have to pay black people

royalties for their interviews, because they take every single story to the next level. did you hear what he just said? he said, "i thought i was hitting animals with my lawnmower, like i always do. you know how it is cutting grass. oh, goddamn it, cat! oh, goddamn it, skirl! what grass are you cutting. i have to say are, as someone who lives in new york i felt so bad to learn our poop is being exported down south. now every time i'm in the bathroom, i want to tweet alabama and say, "i just had indian. watch out, man. my bad." ( laughter ) and by the way, by the way, if that train is coming from new york, i bet you there's one confusedly tourist who accidentally got on it, you know. by mistake this one tourist is like, "excuse me, sir, is this the "q" train?" let's move on to some major international news. for decades, north korea has been one of the world's biggest

challenges, a rogue nation armed with nuclear weapons. in fact, when barack obama hand off the presidency to donald trump, he told him that north korea would be the biggest problem that he would face. now, of course, back then, obama didn't know that trump had sex with storm daniels, bipt that's not his fault. just a couple of months ago, people feared that nuclear war was on the horizon. but now north and south korea could be on the brink of a major breakthrough. >> north and south korea could be preparing to announce a permanent end to the korean war after a 65-year cease-fire. >> president trump giving his blessing to a new round of peace talks between north and south korea. >> they've been very generous that without us-- without me, in particular, i guess, you would have to say-- they wouldn't be discussing anything, including the olympics would have been a failure. instead, it was a great success. >> trevor: you know, you know, i know our first instinct is to hate, and i know it's weird that trump makes it all the about himself. but trump is right-- if it

wasn't for his craziness, north korea would have never come to the table, you know. that's what he did. trump is like the near-death experience that makes people forget why they were fighting in the first place. ( laughter ) that's who he is. so this seems like actual progress. and we also learned-- we just learned, in fact-- that the trump administration has been sliding into kim jong's d.m. stunning news tonight. word tonight that c.i.a. director, mike pompeo, met with kim jong-un just weeks ago. >> just yesterday, the white house said it doesn't comment on the c.i.a. director's travel, the president writing, "meeting went very smoothly, and a good relationship was formed." >> trevor: wow, this is big news. things are really changing between the u.s. and north korea. c.i.a. chief, mike pompeo, secretly met with kim jong-un, which is a big deal, because it's been almost 18 years since a leader met with a high-level american. not high, high level. ( laughter ) like, the last time this type of meeting happened, it was the year 2000. you realize back then, kim jong-un hadn't even adopted his

signature hairstyle then. he was still rocking "the rachel." this was way back. i will say in this whole story, in this whole story, it's so funny to see how excited president trump is about finally getting something right because, as you heard, everyone who works for trump was trying to keep the kim jong-un meeting under wraps. but trump being trump just couldn't keep it to himself. ( laughter ) he tweeted about it, and then just-- just watching the way trump couldn't hold it in is probably the funniest thing i've seen all day. >> you and the administration have talked with north korea directly, sir? >> have you been speaking directly with him? ( laughter ) >> trevor: oh, man! oh, wow! he was trying so hard. he was trying so hard, but he couldn't help-- you could see he was like, "be presidential. be presidential. be presidential. yes. yes, we talked to him! 3:00 p.m. on tuesday in a secret

location!" i'm sorry, can we just play that one more time. can we play it one more time? >> the administration has talked with north korea directly, sir? >> you have been speaking directly with him. >> yes. ( laughter ) >> trevor: oh, man. it almost gets better the more you watch it. because, like, this is funny. the whole point of a secret meeting is that you're not supposed to tell anyone. if you're in the c.i.a. you must dread sharing information with donald trump. it would be like, "sir, i finished my secret mission." trump is like, "okay, hold on. you guys won't believe who's here. it's jason bourne! jason bourne is here, everybody! okay, where were we? sorry about that." for a guy who owns casinos, trump has no poker face at all. it's probably why all his places failed. "now what you want to do when you get a bad card is you go, eeeh." i'm just enjoying it. trump is so happy in that moment. and that turn-- that turn is so

cheesy, like, the way he does it. it could literally have been an opening in one of those '80s sitcoms. ♪ ♪ ( laughter ) ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: donnie's world is taped in front of a terrified studio audience. ( laughter ) now, look, for japanese prime minister shinzo abe, this is no sitcom, right. japan is right next to north korea, which means even kim's laziest missiles can hit them. and they've taken this seriously, because japan is also looking to rescue citizens who were kidnapped by north korea. so if your fate was in the hands of donald trump, how would you feel? >> the planned meeting between president trump and north korean

leader kim jong-un is giving japan heartburn, shinzo abe seeking assurances from the president that japanese's interests won't be given short shrift. >> japan and ourselves are locked, and we are very unified on the subject of north korea. >> trevor: man, japan is so screwed. ( laughter ) in this crucial nuclear negotiation, he has to depend on a man who is allergic to reading, because you realize trump doesn't prepare, right? we know that. the only kind of preparation in trump's world is "h." ( laughter ) like, i wouldn't be shocked-- i wouldn't be shocked if shinzo is figuring out fun ways to try to keep trump engageed in the material. you know, he's just like, "okay, donald, when i say 'no' you say 'nukes.' 'no nukes, no nukes.' okay, perfect. so you do that when we meet kim jong-un." he's like, "wait! i thought you were kim jong-un!"

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ever since flint, america has been on a quest to make its water cleaner. but for some people, clean water is exactly the problem. desi lydic investigates. >> water-- whether it's smart, sparkling, or secretly vodka-- it's all around us. but a new movement believes, just like trump, we're drinking

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>> water is water. it doesn't have probiotics in it. >> damn it! close again! oh! why shouldn't i drink raw water? >> you could get sick. people going out and drinking from streams is risky. >> but some might say that raw water is the most pristine water you can drink. >> it might be, but how do you know what's upstream from it? there might be animals contaminating it or human waste contaminating it. >> okay, but what are your qualifications? >> doctorate in molecular biology and a masters in public health nutrition. >> okay, touche. and mukander's qualifications? >> studied a lot of yoga and self-meditation and journeying. >> okay. but even without mainstream degrees, mukander's business is skyrocketing. after all, he's selling the one thing that lasts forever. >> so live water is freshest within one lunar cycle, because it can turn green if the water gets too hot. >> i'm sorry, i thought i heard

you say that the water turns green. >> it turns green because there's healthy microbes in it. >> i'll be right back. got it, healthy water should turn green. >> no, it shouldn't. water is water. it's clear. >> it's clear until one lunar cycle. are you following? >> not at all. most people in the world would give anything to have a clean water supply. what's wrong with turning on a tap? >> i'll ask the questions here. what's so wrong about tap water? >> so tap water has a lot of synthetic things like fluoride and chloramine. >> oh, my god. >> fluoride? we put fluoride in the water to prevent tooth decay. these are great public health achievements. >> okay, so fluoride is good. >> no, fluoride makes people more docile. it's a mind-control drug. >> the government is controlling our minds with fluoride? >> they could be. >> oh, shit. >> what mind-control drugs?

>> that sounds like something someone would say who is being controlled by the mind. >> i don't understand what the-- i don't even understand the question. i mean, this guy is a charlatan who is part of a whole anti-science movement. >> but if fluoride being a government-induced mind-control drug is anti-science, where is live water getting all the science charts and evidence? >> there's a lot of evidence to support that, if you just go to the third page of google. >> the third page of google? >> that's where it really makes sense. >> when you say "evidence," do you mean conspiracy theories? >> it's not a conspiracy if it's true. you know, 9/11, i think we all know what really happened there. >> what really happened there? >> go to the third page of google. ( laughter ) >> okay. so i did. but the only thing i discovered about 9/11 is that it's ludacris' birthday, and the only thing i discovered about live water is that-- holy shit. how much does this cost? >> 2.5-gallon glass jugs are $22 each. and then $12 to $16 per jug.

>> so, basically, it's like the cost of a bottle of water, and then lighting $28 on fire. >> it's a new idea. i can understand why there might be hesitation. but i recommend people try it. >> well, just like i told wolf blitzer at that cocktail party, i'll try anything once. so i agreed to venture deep into the wilderness. >> so here is our beautiful spring. >> this is where you get water? >> you want to try some? >> yeah! i'll wait. you go first, and then i'll-- i'll get right to it. oh, god. please don't let there be a dead body upstream. ( laughter ) >> it's good, huh? >> tastes like water. >> yeah, with healthy probiotics and minerals in it. >> probably a little bit of animal poop.

just saying, hypothetically, i tried just a little bit of spring water. what's the worst thing that could happen? >> you could get dysentery, you could get cholera, you could get-- >> the oregon trail diseases? >> all the oregon trail diseases and all the new ones that have come since. >> a bucket. in the end, much like the oregon trail, well water and other anti-science movements will probably forge ahead. but as for me, i feared a ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: desi lydic, everyone. we'll be right back. mom and dad got a new car... with the extra third row of seats. they think it's theirs. look at them, they have no idea! it's not theirs. it's mine. mine. mine. mine.

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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is a bestselling author and vice chair of the clinton foundation whose latest book is called "she persisted around the world: 13 women who changed history." please welcome chelsea clinton. ( cheers and applause ) >> thank you so much! thank you. thank you, trevor. >> trevor: welcome. >> thank you. from raw water to me. >> trevor: welcome, welcome, welcome. from raw water to you. have you ever drank raw water? >> no. >> trevor: you shouldn't. >> no, no one should. >> trevor: yeah, as a-- you have a masters in health, don't you? >> yes.

>> trevor: a doctorate in public health. >> yes. >> trevor: you wouldn't drink it? >> no, no. >> trevor: not even, like, a little bit? >> no, and i also vaccinate my children. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: oh, wow. oh, wow. so you just fell for all of it, hook, line, and sinker. >> it's called science. >> trevor: well, it's raw water. enjoy! >> you can have mine, too. >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> thank you. i'm thrilled to be here. >> trevor: before we get into the book, which is really fun and inspiring, i just want to take a moment to ask you about the relationship you had with former first lady barbara bush. we have seen many people speak about her in such beautiful terms, but your family had a direct relationship with the bushes. are there any memories or ideas that you have of barbara bush that, like, specifically make you remember her fondly? >> well, thank you, trevor. mrs. bush was always incredibly kind to me. but what i remember the most was how fondly everybody in the white house spoke about her-- the butlers, the ushers, the housekeepers, the fluorists, the

historians. just how in the four years she lived there, she left everyone who worked there with the impression that they mattered to her, and that wouldn't have been the impression if that hadn't been true. >> trevor: you have come to the ailed or defense of either president obama's daughters opresident trump's son barron when people have gone after him. why do you think it's so important for people to observe, keeping the kids out of the fray? >> for a few reasons. one i think it's commonaccident scene tow respect a child's privacy. >> trevor: right. >> and i would hope any of us would stand up to the bullying of children-- the bullying of everyone-- but i think the bullying of children is particularly reprehensible. it's never okay. i also think because, you know, the children of people who run for public office, and certainly those who win the presidency, we didn't make that choice. >> trevor: right.

and i don't think it's fair to reflect whatever our opinions are of president trump and probably-- you know my opinions of president trump--on to his-- >> trevor: we can guess. we can guess. >> --on to his son barron. i think that is unfair and inappropriate. >> trevor: you have a passion for children that exudes through a lot of your work. this book is no different. "she persisted around the world," the subsequent book following "she persisted," it's a story of 13 women who changed history. and it's really illustrated beautifully. it's stories about women who have changed the world. it seems like a story that everyone should know about every woman, and yet it feels like an important story we need to keep telling. >> i completely agree-- clearly, i agree. i wrote the book. ( laughter ) that, you know, we need to celebrate and amplify the stories of women who have made our world healthier, more equitable, more just, have brought kind of more beauty into the world.

and i don't think we know enough of those stories. and i quote sally ride in "she persisted"-- the first book-- when she said, "it's hard to imagine what you can't see." and i want every young reader who reads my books to be able to see themselves in these stories, particularly the girls. and i want the boys to look around at their girl classmates, their sisters, and think, "wow, they can and should do whatever they want to do." >> trevor: it's a fun book. it's beautiful illustrations that i think in a light way touch on a topic that's really full of gravity. so thank you very much for being on the show. >> thank you for having me. >> trevor: i appreciate it. thank you so much. "she persisted around the world" is available now. chelsea clinton, everybody. we'll be right back. >> thank you. ( cheers and applause )