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>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with
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trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you for tuning in! i'm trevor noah! my guest tonight is a genuine rock star. you know him from linkin park, mike shinoda is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) we're going to be talking about his powerful new solo album "post-traumatic," you want to stay tuned. catching up on today's headlines. remember that photo of president trump at the g7 summit from a few weeks ago where it looked like all the other world leaders were fighting with trump because he refused to take a bath? yeah? turns out there's a pretty sweet
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story behind it. >> chancellor merkel of germany and prime minister truedo of canada wand to press defense directly to sign the communique and trump was sitting there with his arms crossed clearly not liking the fact he felt like they were gabbing up on him. said, okay, he'll sign it. he stood up, put his hand in his pocket, took out two star bursts, threw them on the table and said to angela merkel, here, angela, don't say i never gave you anything. ( laughter ) >> trevor: i cannot believe that donald trump would have two uneaten star bursts in his pocket. ( laughter ) i also can't believe he threw them at another world leader. although knowing trump, he probably immediately snatched the second back, he was, like, i only meant to give you one! nyum nyum nyum nyum! ( laughter ) that story plus the news trump is escalating trade beef with
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china, pretty safe to say the president of the united states doesn't have a lot of friends around the world now. but there are still a lot of people who like him back home like at last night's campaign rally in duluth, minnesota, where he popped in to support a republican congressional candidate. let's be honest. trump's rallies are like "jurassic park" movies. extremely predictable but you want to see what the screaming tiny hand monster will do when he gets loose. ( laughter ) i'm going to waste time showing you the lock her up and build that swamp stuff, but there was one moment we couldn't ignore. >> do you ever notice they always call the other side the elite, the elite! why are they elite? i have a much better apartment than they do. i'm smarter than they are. i'm rich than they are. i became president and they didn't. >> trevor: wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on -- i thought
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the mega fans hated the elite. now that trump won, all of a sudden they're cheering, yeah, elite! these people follow him anywhere. i wouldn't be surprised if he said, i just got my 23 and me and turns out i'm fully mexican! and the crowd would be, yeah, mexico! mexico! mexico! ( laughter ) most to have last night's rally is the same old talking points but trump has clearly been practicing a whole bunch of new and moves. >> great champion, you know the whole thing going up the trees and down the trees, they just show my face. take a shot of the arena. let's g get some more. we're going to be -- going to space. ( cheering ) out. >> trevor: what was that?
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like, if you had your tv on mute, what would you think the president was talking about when he did that? ( laughter ) someone at home was just, like, honey, i think we're going to start jerking off the immigrants. i, uh -- ( laughter ) and i also liked the one before that. what is that move? it's like, salt bay, it's like a little -- i guess for him it's sexual assault bay, that's what that is. all right, all right, enough of trump. let's catch up on other news. you know, this whole week, we have been so focused on the border issue that we haven't had time to cover all the other fun stories that have been going on. there's just too much news. thankfully, too much news is the right amount of news for a segment we call "ain't nobody got time for that." ( cheers and applause ) let's kick off with news from the world cup.
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today argentina andlyo nell messi suffered a shock defeat to croatia. but that wasn't today's craziest news out of russia. >> burger king is apologizing to it's customers in russia for offensive ads aimed toward women. burger king russia offered women an opportunity to win $47,000 in whoppers free for life if they got pregnant by a soccer player. >> they were offered to the women who had a child with the best genes. >> she would be, like, no, honey! you think i wanted to make sex for reynaldo? no! i did it for free burgers for us! making babies for the future world cup? ( applause ) like, i can imagine when these soccer babies are born and the doctor spanks them, the baby immediately falls to the floor,
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aaahhh! aaahhh! aaahhh! this is such a weird story. but we really don't have the time for it. remember the charlottesville nazis? they're back. the organizers of the charlottesville rally announced they will be host ago march in d.c. for white civil rights. that's right. they're demanding better treatment for white people in america. which i'm just going to put it out there, is going to make this the most successful protest march in history. we demand civil -- oh, yeah, we got it, already. good march, everyone. see you next time, have a good one! ( applause ) now, look, i don't have time for nazis, so let's move on because there's a wardrobe malfunction blowing up the news. >> melania trump making a surprise visit to children at the border, but then she hurt the message she was trying to sent with an unfortunate word
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choice. >> wearing a jacket with the words "i really don't care, do you? "wow. looks like when melania was in the hospital she had her last ( bleep ) removed. although, although, it is kind of sweet she made a jacket out of her and donald's wedding vows. that's really cool. i like that. aw! ( applause ) we could spend forever talking about how out of touch this makes melania seem but i don't really care, do you? plus we don't have time to talk about fangs faux pas. there's been another shooting in america. >> a hot dog and a head injury. >> monday night the philly fee fact started firing real hot dogs into the stands and one landed squarely between mcveigh's eyes. >> and then the next thing i know, he shot it in our direction, and, bam, it, like,
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hit me like a ton of bricks. >> kathy mcveigh loves the phillies and doesn't plan to take legal action and, yes, she does understand if her story gives a few laughs. >> it gives people a good laugh and if that makes somebody chuckle, then that's fine. >> trevor: oh, man! that's so cool. ( applause ) like, i'm really glad she's not badly hurt and she's being a really good sport about this because we do want to make jokes. first of all, america is rock and roll. you guys will shoot anything -- hot dogs, t-shirts, cash. when you get shot in america, it could mean anything. oh, i have been shot! with a puppy! yay! it's probably smart she's not suing because the philly's mascot's name is literally the phanatic, yeah, who knows how far he might go. he might be, like, she's suing? well i guess i have no choice but to finish the job.
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( laughter ) i know people are saying she's so lucky to be shot in the face with a hot dog! people in africa are probably going, she's so lucky to be shot in the face with a hot dog! that's all the time we've got. we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause )
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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: w welcome back to "the daily show." in times like these, clear insightful news reporting is something we all need. and we also have cable news. desi lydic has more in tonight's edition of journal isumming. >> journalism has never been more important than 2018 but some say it's under attack. more more, joined by matt davis a reporter for the hartford daily times and julie star from the institute of media integrity. is there a war on journalism, matt? let's start with you. >> yes, the media is under attack but more importantly facts are under attack. >> the media should be under attack because the fake news --
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>> exactly what i'm talking about. these are talking points instead of the true. >> no, there's no sources, no facts ( talking at the same time ) >> and freeze! what you just saw is a little something we journalists like to call panel because, actually, that's tonight's topic, cable news panels. groups of experts brought together to debate today's biggest issues. great, you guys can go. go now. now, people have been discussing the news on tv since before president truman tore down the berlin wall -- or whatever. but for decades, even the most heated debates looked like this. this. >> isn't that part of your natural equipment? aren't you able to come to historic terms. >> well, the french government conphissed he was guilty. >> there are a lot of people who
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make the same objections -- >> bake wake up! clip's over. i assume you fell asleep. since then the game's changed and there's no channel that can panel like cnn. three boxes, five boxes, long tables, circle tables. who could forget the time they tried out bunk tables. so what makes cnn's panels better than the rest? rest start with the most important thing. you want a spirited debate. if the panelists can hear each other talk, you already failed. >> you have no respect for mrs. trump, you have no respect for his children, you have no respect for his family because this has nothing to do with him as a candidate -- >> i'm sorry. >> -- nobody goes back to your past and picks up something -- >> oh, my gosh, you guys ( talking at the same time ) >> i wish you were as passionate about the clinton foundation. >> you had your turn to talk, give me my turn to talk.
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>> cnn doesn't waste time trying to solve a crisis or educate the viewer. their priority is producing a shit show that will get them millions of clicks on their youtube page. those are porn hub numbers. sorry, not fair. i shouldn't associate such a disgusting industry with porn. but you can't get train wrecks like these without an anchor asleep at the whole. next tip, hosting to moderate in moderation, just let the chaos unfold. >> better watch how you talk about me, too. >> i -- >> paris, shut up, for god's sake! >> we've got 19 days till election day. >> wait, let me -- >> but you -- >> loretta lynch and bill clinton -- >> if you believe that l you shine that same light on team clinton? >> now that's how you do it, just let 'em go at it. does jerry springer intervene when two chicks start slapping
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each other? no because some someone's shirt might get ripped off and we might see titay. one thing i learned in a nursing home, shouting and negligence only get you to so far. so this trick of the trade, bomb throwing, say things people remember you for. >> i believe in two things, the first amendment and boobs. >> this election has been victimized -- >> my children came home from school when bill clinton was president, they didn't know it was called the oval office, they thought it was called the oral office. >> i want to say something that will drive someone crazy but think of president trump as the martin luther king of health care. >> oh, jeffrey -- >> i have a dream none of you ever stop talking. this shit is gold. so there you ever it, staging a successful cable news panel is easy if you know how to do journalism do. guys, what do you think? >> we're witnessing the
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tabloidization of the fourth estate. >> the politician is trashing. the news is a reflection of a political -- >> did you hear your dfl talk talk. >> a real submit show. mission accomplished. ( talking at the same time ) >> trevor: desi lydic, everyone. we'll be right back. things make a big difference.
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>> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show"! my guest tonight is the co-founder of the grammy award winning band linkin park. he has a new solo album out called "post-traumatic." ♪ and they tell you i don't care anymore ♪ ♪ and i hope you will know that's a lie ♪ ♪ 'cause i found what i have been waiting for ♪ ♪ but to get there means crossing a line ♪ ♪ so i'm crossing a line
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♪ so i'm crossing a line >> trevor: please welcome mike shinoda! ( cheers and applause ) >> thank you for having me. >> trevor: so good to have you here. >> your crowd is really loud. >> trevor: oh, yeah, it's the best time to be here. ( cheers and applause ) does it make your jealous? >> that's why it was surprising. it's, like, it's much loud than mine. >> trevor: you say that did but you know that's not true. i have been lucky enough to see some of your live shows, and your audience is loving everything that you're doing. before we get into the current album, let's talk a little bit about your journey moving into being a solo artist. you're back on stage again, the journey of park paring and yourself has been one with many ups and downs, many emotions
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attached to it. what is it like getting back on stage again? >> you know, in the beginning, after chester passed, we, i think for weeks, i didn't leave my house, it was hard for me to -- i grew up drawing and painting and making music, and it was hard for me to do any of those things. fast forwarding a bit, like the idea of getting on stage was just, like, it was impossible, you know. today, to be able to go out and do shows is like, for me, it's a victory, it's like this miraculous thing. one of the things that drives me to do it is the knowledge that i have been through something that, while it's unique in some sense because it's on this larger scale -- >> trevor: right. >> -- it's universal in a sense that we all lose somebody, we all go through, you know, tragedy and trauma, and i feel like i made a decision early on to share that with people and
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talk about it in the open. >> trevor: right. and you've rarely spoken about that as much as you can. when the news came out that chester bennington. passed, people were traumatized. people asked some of the questions. when i really admired about your message is you've come out and said let's figure out a way to remove the stigma anyone might have around any mental health issue. that's really been key for you. >> it has. thank you. ( applause ) the thing about it, it was so weird to be, like, given a membership to this club that i never wanted to be a part of nu right. >> i think, for me, what i've learned along the way, like one thing i've learned is that, you know, in terms of mental health, we talk often now about, you know, it being like physical health. >> trevor: right. >> so you wake up in the morning, if you have a physical -- say you have a bad back. wake up in the morning, back hurts, you go, i feed to take it easy.
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you wake up and you say it's worse than i thought, i need to take medication today. and if it's even worse than that, i really need to see a doctor. >> trevor: right. >> mental health should be the same way. mental health is just health. in a way that we get to that point is to actually check in with ourselves and say, oh, do i need to take it easy, do i need medication, do i need to see a professional? those are things you can do. above all, i think the gateway into all of that is just being able to talk about it. >> trevor: the album is your first solo venture. what are you hoping people will take away? what do you hope people will understand about mike on his own? people know you through linkin park, but what do you want people to know about you? >> well, as i started this album, i didn't -- i was just using the art, the painting and the music as just therapy, it was meddative for me. >> trevor: right. >> the first thing, is if you're going through something difficult, like art therapy is very real, so i always encourage people to do that.
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( applause ) thank you. and i would stay other thing is chester was one of the best rock singers of all time so let's not forget that. ( cheers and applause ) i didn't grow up celebrating the holidays, i didn't grow up doing or understanding those things, but to be able to look at the tragedy of the past and celebrate the, you know, family members and friends we've lost and to take our thing that, as i said, the cards we have been dealt and do something positive with them, there's a lot of -- there's a wonderful feeling that comes from that, especially when you're doing it not in a selfish way, you're doing it and connecting this community. i feel like this is my effort -- it's the beginning of an effort to do that. >> trevor: it's an amazing effort, man. thank you so much for being on
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the show. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: "post-traumatic" is available now. mike shinoda, everybody, we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ prepare for your demise, mr. billingsley! do your worst, doctor. i will. but first, a little presentation. hijacking earth's geothermal energy supply. phase 1. choosing the right drill bit. as long as evil villains reveal their plans, you can count on geico saving folks money. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. ♪ no calories. no sweeteners. all smiles.
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