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>> trevor: welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning inment i'm trevor noah. my guests tonight, my guests tonight is a hip-hop ledge enand former member of outkast, big boi is here, everybody! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: an i feet like you kind of have sto be a hip-hop ledge inwith a name like big boi. you can't be out there like hi, welcome to olive garden, i will be your waiter big boi. he is also here to chat about his solo album which is great but first today's headlines mples big news out of hollywood as the oscars are planning to focus more on move wrees that people actually watch. >> changes are coming to the oscars. at ward show is adding a popular film category, music that becomes box office hits often nab awards in technical categories but the new category creates more opportunity for fan
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favorites to be recognized. organizers also say next year's oscars will be more globally accessible. >> trevor: thank you academy. thank you. i mean don't get me wrong, artsy movies are great but like in theory, when i watch the oscars i want to see tom cruise, right, not some schlub in a rented toks that will cheangs the way we think about solitudes, i want to see action. if they want to appeal to viewers, he had should add more than one new kalt gorement i want to sees best illegally downloaded movie, all right. i want like real categories, like we need hottest-- i want the oscar for the best while person playing a minority that is what i want to see. and the oscar for the best meryl streep, that is what we want. that is what we want. spice it up. in other news, if you think donald trump has problems with muslim women, wait until you hear what british politician bore is johnson said this week. >> bore is johnson set out to criticize denmark for banning burkas in a recent colume for the telegraph but instead became
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the subject of scrutiny himself after insulting the women who wear them. johnson said among other things t is absolutely ridiculous that people should choose to go around looking like letter boxes. >> trevor: what? do you know what is crazy about this story, is that he said that while criticizing denmark for banning the burka. he was like how dare you target these mail box looking people. you guys need to work on your tolerance, what, now, i'm in trouble, oh, i see, i see what happened. damn bore is. like the guy probably had one bads experience putting a letter inside a woman with a burka and now is he trying to play it off like we all get them confused. and also, just by the way, maybe bore is johnson isn't the best person to be criticizing the way other people look. all right? like maybe he should be wearing a burka, like what is going on over there. look at this guy. he looks like he just got out 69 shower but show it made him dirtier, that is what he looks like. like bore is johnson looks like if donald trump drank. that is what he looks like. he looks like if owen wilson was
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addicted to met and chocolate, that is what he looks like. all right, moving on. and i do mean moo-ving on. i will understand in a second. >> they got unexpected help corralling a suspect after a stolen car chase here, check this out, helicopter footage from the seminole county sheriff's office shows the car crashing into a ditch sunday night, look closes leevment the officer capture the driver before he can run very far and a herd of cows goes after the fleeing passenger. >> there is a large group of cows following her. >> the cows rushed and herd a woman to a nearby dirt road, deputies were waiting to arrest her. >> trevor: i think this says more about florida than anything else. things are so crazy there even the cows are like someone has got to do something. we've got to do something. >> and of course, everyone thinks it is cute when those cows chase that suspect down. but when i chase down criminals
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at night dressed as a cow, oh no, drefer say dangerous vigilante terrorizing this city. i don't exeully know how cow man is but whatever his intentions are, i think they are pretty good. let's move on it our top story. >> immigrants. there they are the one thing donald trump hates more than reading and suits that fit. (laughter) and who can blame him. immigrants are responsible for two of his worst marriages. since trump began his campaign he's had it out for illegal immigrants and it feels like every week the trump administration rolls out a new policy aimed at drop kicking immigrants out of america. but this week was a doozy. >> an exclusive nbc news report has revealed a new plan within the whus that could target over 20 million immigrants living in the u.s. legally. >> the program that would make it more difficult for legal immigrants in this country to become citizens or simply to get green cards. >> this proposal comes from white house senior advisor
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stephen miller. >> trevor: that's right, trump is now coming for legal immigrants. and i just wanted to say thank you so much for having me. i have had a wonderful time. i mean don't get me wrong. i always thought i would get kicked out of america but i thought it would be for the way i say zeb ra. not just for being an immigrant. i will stick with that, it is glrg zeb-ra, t it is just debra but with a z, it is zed it is. and trump is coming for legal immigrants. really it is no sur pries that this anti-immigrant policy is the brain child of stephen miller. senior white house advisor and young mr. birns. because although we don't often hear from miller, don't ever forget he is the master mind who shaped many of trump's cruelest policy including the muslim ban, overturning daca and kids in cages. yeah, so this guy is so evil, satan has assigned stephen
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miller injuriesy in his bedroom am he is like that guy is a pro. i love him, man. because where less creative people might say what excuse could there possibly be to get rid of people who already live here legally, stefer enmiller found a way. >> the white house effort led by stephen mill wear make citizenship or legal status tougher to obtain if they or anyone in their household has ever used some public assistance programs in the country. >> this could affect up to 20 million legal immigrants in the united states who are trying to get green cards or move toward citizenship if they use programs like obamacare, child health insurance, food stamps, even some tax incentives already built in. >> trevor: goddam. cranium over here is an evil genius because you see what has done, right. they are saying the u.s. won't allow legal immigrants to stay in the u.s. if they have ever used what they call public assistance. and what is interesting is that that description ranges from
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food stamps all the way through to obamacare. which by the way you had to get by law. so thanks obama. yeah. some of us don't want to go back to kenya, okay. and under this new policy if you are an immigrant, they could kick you out for breaking the law or they could kick you out for following the law. yeah, and then let's take a moment to acknowledge just how far this escalator we've come down. because when trump began his journey his message wa this. >> we have some bad hombres hear and we will get them out. they are removing the 3w5d ones, and that is where our focus is. it is the bad ones. we're looking at the bad ones. and i said that from day one. i said from the day i'm president, we're 2k3we9ing rid of the bad ones. >> trevor: okay, fine, so first it was bad how many beys,-- hombre, out, and who could argue with that, bad is right there in the name, why did they call themselves bad hombres, that is the price you pay but then as time progressed it moved to i know there are good hombres but they came here in a bad way.
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so audios muchachos but that was it, those people were illegal, right, everyone else was cool because they came in legally, and no one loves legal more than trump. >> donald trump stands for the rule of law. he respects the immigrants who came here legally, who played by the rules, who waited their turn. >> i promise you he is going to remain completely focused on american sterns and people who are here legally and how we get this country working for people who play by the rules. >> i wants people to come in. i want eu78 grants to come in, but they have to come in legally. >> trevor: legally, folks, legally. now it can also be barely legally. in fact, i prefer it that way but legally either way. legally. but now we also see that that is not true any more, right. if you came here legally and you used certain services, you were allowed to use legally, now the trump administration is telling you to get the [bleep] out. bad hombre, good hombres,
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hombres. and i will be honest with you, i wouldn't be surprised if one day he goes after people he considers hombre-ish. yeah, and look, i know, i know in the constitution the 14th amendment says if you were born in the united states you are a citizen but if donald trump had his way i think we get rid of that too. >> the 14th amendment is very questionable as to whether or not somebody can come over v a baby and immediately that baby is a citizen. >> the 14th amendment, you know, hi these guy thras tell you oh, you can't change the 14th amendment t will take so long. oh, that i agree. but you know what, an act of congress, the 14th amendment, i was right on it, you can do something with it an you can do something fast. you can do something fast. trump really doesn't know anything about american politics. he thinks congress can do something fast? that is what he thinks? that is his idea? i've seen them so fast, reminded me of that story tortoise and the hare, both superfast, same speed. but you heard him, you heard
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him. if trump had his way, even being born in the u.s. wouldn't guarantee that you can stay. yeah. and i know a lot of people always think that trump's immigration policy won't affect them but here is the way you have to think of it. trump's immigration policies are a lot like an std. they can get to anybody. no matter who you are, or where you come from. and the more people it spreads to the more likely it st that you will be the next one to get donald-rhea. we'll be right back. (applause)
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welcome back it to the daily show. when a new story falls through the crack lewis black catches it with a segment we call back in black. (applause) >> well, it's summer which always reminded me of my childhood at camp. canoeing, roasting marshmallows, and learning how to masturbate. or as we called it at camp, beating the tom-tom. it's all about the beat. nearly every adult who went to camp remembers it fondly but like jerking off, some people just can't let go. >> welcome to camp. it is not just for kids any more because more and more places are offering camps for adults. >> all the fun things would you do as a kid, swimming, archery, zip lines, ropes course, talent show. >> we have arts and crafts.
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>> there are also other camps like space camp. you get to go on an interactive space mission, build rockets and train like astronauts. >> what the hell is wrong with these people. in my day when you had a mid life crisis you bought a red corvette and cheated on your whief. -- wife, now it is sharing bunk beds and making lanyards. stop reinventing the wheel. and don't get may started on space camp. kids go to space camp because ther is still hope they will go to actual space. when you are a grown up, that spaceship has sailed. it would be like trying to seduce roy moore when are you 47. you are 40 years too late! oh, what, did you vote for him? (laughter) but there is another reason adults are going back to camp and it ain't archery. >> is play like a kid and party like a grownup, it's the motto at camp no counselors and all inclusive week-end sleep away
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camp for grownups. the all-inclusive package includes lodging, federal reserve, open bar, nightly parties and tons of old school camp activities like wheel bar row races and human hungry hungry hypo. >> oh yeah, who doesn't love getting wasted and then getting tossed like a salad. seriously, if i want to puke in a ball pit i will go to mcdonald's. like a normal person. look, it's one thing for these 40 year olded to e8ers to ruin camp but i refuse to stand by and watch them ruin booze. in these terrible times it's all we have left. and besides, if all the adults are at camp pretending to be kids, who is going to do all the adult stuff. >> kids summer camps are putting a way the canoes and kayaks and instead in some cases teaching kids how to manage money. >> attractive options for families who want their children to learn about budgets and business. >> here kids kids from self ton6
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learn to crunch numbers for a product they will later design, manufacture and market. >> oh great. just what this country needs, even younger wall street douchebags. (laughter) i can't wait to get my house repossessed by a banker who still wears a onsie. so i get why these kids are being sent to learn about money, someone has got to pay for their parents to play drunken corn hole. look, it's clear what is happening here. these camps trick kids into doing work while the old folks have fun in the sun. wrong! dispicible. and i want in. hey kids. >> why waste your summer groping each other in the woods when you can learn a trade. here at camp worker bee you will learn all sorts of skills like mowing my lawn, doing my taxes, getting things that i point at,
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and as an he woulderly person my clothes are old and freyed so you will also be doing some light sewing, about 200 shirts an hour. j crew needs this. >> don't spend the summer just sitting on your ass, spend it wiping my ass! (applause) trevor. >> trevor: lewis black, everyone, we'll be right back. (applause)
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album is called boomiverse. please welcome big boi. (applause) wow, welcome to the show. >> what's up. >> this is so amazing having you here, have i been a fan of yours since i began listening to hip-hop mix. you have been instrumental in shaping what many people consider just music today, you know. are you surprised at how music has changed in terms of like hip-hop just being the default music? >> you know, hip-hop is always been the voice of the youth, you know what i mean. so for it to be spreading across the whole world, it is a voice of rebellion, it start out outkast was the music when it wasn't cool to be from the south. now the south is kind of running the gambit, proud of it. >> trevor: music that comes out of atlanta and shaped by atlanta has essentially become
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hip-hop. everyone from drake thraw to asap, rocky, everyone has some type of influence in their mus frick atlanta right now. >> yeah. >> trevor: you are still in the music game. >> yeah. >> trevor: are you still making music but what i find interesting, it seems you enjoy touring more than the accolades that come from the music. >> yeah, the best touring to me, my favorite part besides creating the music, but to get a chance to travel and see different cultures and go to japan and awtd and europe, like when we first started out, i mean we hadn't been out of atlanta maybe to disney world, in florida. but you go to yeump or france and you see different cultures, you see that life is bigger than the block or the neighborhood where you live, so it is important to travel. >> trevor: were you ever amazed at some of the countries you would go where people couldn't speak english but could sing every lyric of your song. >> amazing, yeah. i mean you say the words, word for word and say so how are you doing. they're like huh? you know what i mean, hey man,
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but music is the universal language. >> trevor: tu have boomiverse which has been out for awhile now and yet is still charting. >> yeah. >> trevor: yeah that is honestly like a test am to how you create music tment is not often that you find an album that goes on the chart and steadily keeps on climbing, the more people listen to t the more they enjoy t the more they enjoy it, the more they are playing it, you are out be the road playing it, what did you want boomiverse to be for people and what have you found they take from it. >> i think boomiverse is a whole other dimension of music. like the big boom sliek the big bang theory. whenever i make music, i want to do something that is totally different from anything i have ever done, you know what i mean, so it is challenging to push yourself with new melodies, line parynts, beatwise and just to kind of create prot ject that is going to be one coheesive body of work. so music right now is recreational to me. and do i it because i love tment and i love touring and seeing the band so to kind of break down different barriers of musk and still doing t like almost 25 years, we started with like 16,
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it's great, man to see the fans still loving t generations of people that listen to the muk music and follow what we do, so. >> whenever i see the way are you living life i feel like are you living it the way i always dreamed and that is just doing what you love, making the music, touring, finding new artist, and doing really cool stuff. like are you working on an animated show as well, right. >> yes. >> you are going to be voicing like an animated show now. >> yes, yes, called hot hot-lanta wax i play like a retired cia james bond special agent without buys a carwash that is over an ancient bur yell ground. so you have like zombie strippers. (laughter) dinosaurs. you know, it's real quirky. >> trevor: yeah, yeah, i picked that up, like you didn't have to go beyond zombie strippers. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. itsee fun. >> trevor: i'm withcyou. and tell me about the animals
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because one thing i did not know about big boi. i never pictured you as an animal breeder as someone into the world of growing animals. >> yes, well, i mean me and my brother got an unbelievable bull dogs. we started breeding pitbulls, maybe 20 years ago. and then we got into french bull dogs and then my new fetish now, so i got into owls. >> trevor: owls. >> owls. so so my assistant is into birds and the guy who trains the birds brought this owl to the studio one time. >> rate. >> and i fell in love with him and i have two owls, hootie and how dini. >> you know, like my tyson, i got birds. >> hey man, you living the dream, thank you so much for being on the show. boomiverse is available now,
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