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we got an emergency message from your mother. "kyle didn't have it after all. she said you'd know what what means, m'kay? - lame.lame. captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: hey! welcome to the daily show, everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. (applause). >> trevor: i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, our guest

tonight is a really amazing man, chef jose andres is here, everybody. and he's here to discuss his new book "we fed an island" about his work in puerto rico after hurricane maria. which definitely happened. but first let's catch up on today's headlines. remember how donald trump said he wanted to deter illegal immigrants? well, like most things he does, it isn't really working out. >> "the new york times" reports the detention of pie grant children in the u.s. has skyrocketed to the highest levels ever. almost 13,000 my grant kids are being housed at federally contracted shelters compared to 2400 in may of last year. >> trevor: goddam 13,000 kid, trump has now imprisoned more kids than r. kelly. and i'm sorry, 13,000, that say ridiculous number. at a certain point it doesn't seem like you are dealing with immigration, it just looks like are you building temple of doom. why do they wrap them in foil.

they can't tell the dins between a mexican kid and an actual burrito. what is going on there? in other news, if you thought the arts in your grandmother a home was dated, wait until you see what scientists have yus found. >> the scientists working in south africa say they is discovered the world's oldest human drawing. researchers say the latest drawing done in oak of crayon looks a bit leak a hashtag am you can see the nine highlighted red lines. scientists say the sketch is about 7 3,000 years old. >> wow. i'm not going to lie there is no way i could ever be a scientist because if it was my job to sort rocks and art that would have been in the rocks pile. i mean don't get me wrong. i didn't have high expectations for the first drawing ever but i'm still disappointed because let's be honest, that thing is shall trash. like i bet even other cavemen were like dude, i done even know what a drawing is, but that sucks, that sucksk i'm sure that

caveman's mom thought its with a master piecek probably stuck to the world's oldest fridge, that is where they found it. move on, vaping. st now the second most popular pasttime for teenagers. but thanks to the fda the industry's future might go up in smoke. >> the fda said today that vaping by teenagers has reached epidemic levels. anna warner now on the government's plans to crack down on e-cigarettes. >> fda commissioner scott gottlieb is tepping up the pressure telling five companies they have 60 days to submit plans to keep e-cigarettes out of teens' hands or face the pont of the fda pulling flavored products which experts say appeal to teens off the market. >> okay. this seems like a simple issue to solve. teens love vaping because they like the flavors. so if you want to get the kids to stop vaping stop with the kid friendly flavor, strawberry, bubble gum, no, you have to use flavors old old people like stuff like kale or whole

branzino, cinnamon and lox bagels, those are the flavors. by the way, i love how the news sends their reporter into a hurricane but then once he get there, hey, you can do this vape story, please. like sometimes i think hurricane stories are just how you get hazed when you join the news because he is just doing the regular stories with a hurricane back drop. like 20 minutes later it was like gale force winds and is he doing a cooking segment, lightly grease the pan. let's move on to our main story. as hurricane florence bears down on the east coast, most people are preparing for the impending disaster. president trump on the other hand is still trying to deal with the disaster he has kreated for himself. >> disgust, outrage and bewilledderment tonight over president trump's latest the dem hurricane maria in puerto rico. >> this morning the president took to twitter tweeting yoat, 3,000 people did not die in the

two hurricanes that hit puerto rico. when i left the eye hand after the storm had hit, they had anywhere in 6 to 18 deaths. as time went by t did not go up by much. then a long time later, they started to report really large numbers like 3,000. >> trevor: i think i get what frump was saying. he is saying he would have won the heuer tain if he deduct the thousands of people who died illegally. i think that is what he means. and i got to say, man, after all the beef trump has had i feel like it was only a matter of time before he started a future with dead people, this was inevitable. just like, you guys, this is your fault. and like i know the president has trouble understanding how a few casualties became 3,000. but as with most of his conspiracy theory there is actually a really simple explanation. >> when president trump talks about that small number, that 16 that he quoted, he is really only talking about direct deaths. is he not taking too account the people who didn't have access to hospitals because the roads were

closed. the people who didn't have power and needed that breathing machine. the people who couldn't get die all sis because the die all sis center didn't have power to operate and care for these medical patients. that is what the number 3,000 takes into account. >> trevor: you see, what the president doesn't seem to understand is that the affects of a hurricane last long after the storm has actually passed, all right. this should be pretty easy to understandment like the people on the titanic who froze in the water, still died because of the crash. rights, the iceberg wasn't like yo, i didn't kill nobody. i just scraped some paint off a boat. you can take that other shit up with the ocean, man. so trump's tweets today were wrong in many ways. factually, morally, grammatically, everything. which is why so many people across the political spectrum called him out. >> it is appalling. it's outrage us. what the president is trying to do is to gas light the american

people. >> casualties don't mawk a person look bad, that's not-- so i have no reason to dispute these numbers. >> if i was his boss or standing next to him as his chief of staff, i would kick him on the ankle and said look, focus on the future damn storm. >> the mayor much san juan tweeted earlier this morning, mr. president, in the real world people died on your watch, your lack of respect is appalling. >> the president-- with the death toll that he doesn't believe ii. >> say that again? (laughter). >> trevor: it takes a lot at this point for someone to respond to trump news, say what? like you realize the last time we saw orrin hatch that confused he was taking off a paver invisible sunglass, you realize that, that is how bad the story is. so now, so now america isn't just dealing with hurricane florence t also has to deal with

shitstorm donald and while we at the daily show don't noa how to cover hurricanes, we are experts at covering shitstorms but tonight we have full team coverage of sh, t storm donald so let's start with roy wood, jr. over at the map. roy everybody. (applause) roy, what request we expect from the shitstorm. >> trevor, if you were thinking of logging on to twitter, you might want to think again. two trump tweets have already hit washington d.c. and these are category four. cat gore four, this is bad. none of that lo level cofefeshit right here. the entire east coast is to be covered in the beulshit, by sunday i you can expect kellyanne conway coming out doing cleanup 2e8ing us how the president didn't mess up in puerto rico because there is no such thing as a puerto rico. and you are a racist for thinking there is. the bull, h, t is coming, man,

kiss your family. >> trevor: thank you so much, roy. now let's turn to desi lydic who is tracking the mandatory-- mandatory he vk yaition of residents, how is it looking down there. >> trevor, the national guard is telling everyone to get out of cell phone range before any more tweets come. or if you can't do that then just download enough porn to get you through the weekend and then turn your wi-fi off. though not everyone is listeningment i spoke to one gentleman this morning who said he is just going to hunker down and read the president's tweets. trevor, that man is already dead. >> trevor: thank you so much, so tragic. let's cross live to ronnie chieng actually in south carolina in the middle of a hurricane. what is going on over there. >> thank you, thank you, trump aw puerto rico tweets have created huge backlash. even republicans have yit sized the president saying this could adversely feak them in the mid term. what i don't understand is request did you send me to an actual hurricane to report on

tweets? >> trevor: actually, i don't know, ronnie. i just saw everyone else doing it on tv. i thought it looked pretty cool. >> are you insane, i almost got crushed by a palm tree. the wind flew a raccoon into my balls. did you know raccoons could squeeze handballs, trevor, they have little hands like people. >> trevor: i really feel for you. we all have to make sacrifices to report the news. >> are you drinking hot chocolate. >> trevor: yeah, but with no marshmallows, sacrifice, ronnie. >> in is unbelievable. hey, maybe next week i could review the apple watch from inside an active volcano. >> trevor: ronnie chieng, everybody. we'll be right back, stay strong, ronnie. strong, ronnie. stay strong.

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for induction this area at the national toy hall of fame. let's look at the nominees. they include the sled. chalk, uno, tic tac toe, the magic eight ball and the tuddor electronic foots ball and the fisher price corn popper, heman toy, pinball, american girl doll, tickle me el mow and the board game chutes & ladders, votes for your favorite until next wednesday. the inductees will be announced on november 8s. >> trevor: yes, finlly tks is time to indect another toy nootd hall of fame. i love america. now i mr. admit there are some weird nominees am like tic tac toe. that is not a toy stsm an idea. all right. if tic tac toe made the cut then you pait as well nominate [bleep], marry, kill. yeah, same idea which is easy, you marry the american girl doll, you kill tickle me elmo and you [bleep] the sled. and by the way [bleep] the sled. because when we watched the story in the office everyone that i worked with was like

obviously the sled is tbing to win. that is one of the most iconic toys of all time. not in africa, i will tell you that much, no, useless. now my favorite nominee nominee person leand the only black nominee is the magic eight ball. yes. cuz i love it t is like one of my favorite toys ever. you ask it any question and it gives you an answer. some haters will be like trevor, sometimes it just dodges the question, i know, that is what is magic about it, yes, like ask again later, what, are you busy, do you have a lunch date, no other toy makes you work around its schedule. s that a gangsta, no, don't play with me now, i will call you. that is what makes it a legend. in a way it reminded me of president trump whenever he talks to reporters. he never says he dun know the answer. he just finds a way to magic eight ball it yeah, which is why we decided at the daily show to submit our own toy to the hall of fame, the maijic eight ball trump edition. >> hey kids, want to know the future?

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>> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. my guest tonight is the michelin starred chef with more than 30 restaurants around the world. he is the founder of world central kitchen and author of the new book, we fed an island. true story of rebuilding puerto rico one meal at a time. please welcome jose andres. (applause) please, please, take a seat, no, no, you. >> no, you it is your show. >> trevor: that is why, are you my tbes. >> come on, man, i'm an immigrant, you first. >> trevor: i'm also an immigrant, so you firsts withing to, all right yay. >> trevor: yay. welcome to the show. what an amazing book you have written. you know what it is funny, i met jose at an event and we started

talking about food. he looked at me and i was like, you like food. and we started talking about foodment and this is a fascinating man who told me a story about going to places that have been hit by natural disasters or disaster of any kind, and cooking food for the people who have been removed from their homes. how do you get started in that. and how did your story begin with puerto rico specifically. cuz you got an interesting relationship with the nation. >> well, puerto rico, first time i went there first time over 25 years ago, i really fall in love with that island. puerto ricans are amazing people, they love to dance salsa. they celebrate life. i was lucky enough to have a restaurant in dorado for the last few years. but then maria, the hurricane was coming. and i was watching. my team and i, we already were in houston. so we helped there. we made a few 100,000 meals. we were kind of all right. hurricane hits on the first plane, we landed. and we began making a few

thousand meals a day but we thought that the problem was getting, if anything bigger and bigger. so we kept cooking. and we went from a thousand meals to 150,000 meals a day, more than 3.7 meals in total from 20 volunteers to 25,000 volunteers, from one kitchen to 26 kitchens. we didn't plan, the only thing we did was start cooking. every phone call we got, any email, tweet, facebook, we are hungry. we never said no. we kept feeding anybody that asked us for a meal. (applause). >> trevor: it is really a story where the beauty of what yourself and your team has done is only, i guess, amplified by the tragedy of the island as well. because you went through a really tough period of learning how to cook for the people in each place. you did this in haiti as well. >> yeah. >> trevor: and what is interesting is a lot of people

might say why don't you send food packets there. why are you going there to physically cook for the people. you talk about that in the book. can you share why you do that? >> i think we are who we are thanks to where, the food we eat. and it is okay, the meal is ready to eat but that was created for our military during war. but i saw in haiti that kids, even hung tree, he had didn't want to eat those, they prefer a humble plate of beans and rice. that brings comfort. even though i was cooking in haiti and i made those beans and we cooked for almost a camp, a thousand people and the woman came to me, and they were saying like, we don't like that. and i was like what? i am chef andres. well, they wanted to eat their beans in the way they like them. they didn't want them whole. they wanted them puree, to make the bean foos sauce, you know

what we did, we followed their guidance. we made them into sauce, all of a suld they were happy. they were being fed in the way they liked to eat, food in essence gives you hope that tomorrow maybe things will be better. that is why a plate of food is so important in those moments. >> it is so fases naturing. because if you have been out there on the ground, i mean really in-- incredible timing that you are here now today speak being this when the president of the united states is tweeting out saying that, you know, the disaster wasn't as much of a disaster as people claim it to be. were you actually on the ground. you saw what happened. how does it make you feel and how do you respond to what people are seeing the presidencying today. >> i mean we need to help our president. we really do. because we should be showing the empathy he doesn't have. i think he tries but i think it's lost somewhere between his

hair and somewhere else. and only to see him used to say, it it was very obvious fo many people on the island that the death toll was much higher. and used to come, all of a sudden with this stupid tweet saying well, actually the 3,000 people, the democrats made that up, when are you dead, are you not republican or em kratment are you american people that your government fore bot about %-pt donald trump. so come on, man, show some empathy. show some support. because those people died. and if he did more, probably we would be talking about a much smaller number, unfortunately, didn't happen. >> trevor: when you look at the story of puerto rico, as someone who has been on the ground, what are some of the most inspiring stories you have encountered? are there moments where you thought to yourself, you know, this is how puerto ricker will get through it, this is what makes puerto rico so special.

>> you know, i saw so many children, especially girls, ten years old, like lola, their father or mother, they are working in a-- they would go around the island. we had a total of ten, she with stay in the headquarters in the kitchen doing 75,000 mile meals a day, she was ten years old but was in charge of the entire line of making sandwiches, ham, cheese, mayo. and you had to see there a ten year old in charge of a hundred people in the line telling them, come on people, quicker, more ham, more cheese, more mayo. president trump, if a ten year old can lead a line of a hundred people making sandwiches, shouldn't you be leading better. simple. >> trevor: so simple even a ten year old could do it. we fed an island is available now, an amazing story and amazing man, jose andres, everybody. we'll be right back. (applause)