nothing i do has consequence! so what'd you get, anything good? oh, i got everything. (both laughing) captioning sponsored by comedy central from come he de central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: hey! welcome to the daily show, everybody, thank you so much for tuning in.

i'm trevor noah. take a seat. you guys are amazing, take a seat, take a seat, let's get into it i couldn't be more excited. our guest tonight is a w-we soup star, john cena is here, everybody. (applause) and we'll be talking to him about his new children's book, that's right, his new children's book. but first let's catch up on today's headlines. yesterday you may remember we learned from a new climate change report that the state of the earth is only getting worse. and if we're not careful, global warming's catastrophic effect could hit us in just 12 years. and today for those of you who don't like to read, mother nature prepared a little demonstration. >> what is happening now, breaking news, eye of the storm. michael makes landfall as the most powerful hurricane to hit the u.s. mainland and more than a quarter century with winds clocking in at an incredible 155 miles an hour. heavy rain and sustained winds pulling homes apart.

flooding rivers, ripping railings from the ground. collapsing beachside homes, leaving a wake of destruction in its path. >> trevor: that's right. the gulf coast is right now experiencing its worst hurricane ever recorded. and they have named it michael. (laughter) and look, people, i'm abouting to put it out there. we need to start giving hurricanes scarier names, like floor wednesday and bill or dianne, no one is like you run, die ann is coming. if you named it something like hurricane skullcrusher blood storm maybe people would get out of the way. plus then it would be hilar us where if the storm fidz eled out because then they would be like hurricane skull crusher blood storm with 1 inch of rain an nearly made landfall. >> halloween is almost here fsm are you an older kid who is planning to go out, are you in for a treat. >> how old is too hold to trick or treat, if you happen to be in virginia oneok 31st, the answer is 12 years.

several towns in eastern virginia have laws that make it illegal to trick or treat if you are 08der than the age of 12. in fact, it is a misdemeanor and it comes with a fine between 25 and 100 dollars and it could also lead up to six months in jail. >> trevor: yes. yes, you heard that right. some towns in virginia are planning to arrest any kids who trick or treat over the age of 12. imagine that, six months in yale for a 13 year old who wanted to dress up. don't get me wrong, the mug shots will be pretty dope. and getting arrested in a costume might not be the worst thing because at least when you walk in the jail the other inmates will be who is the if you guy, oh, shit it's dracula. >> i don't hi any kid should go to jail, i really don't think that. but here is what i don't like. i don't like the idea of me on halloween opening my door an there is a group of 17 year 08d kids standing there, that shit happens to me, open the door no costumes holding pillow cases, that is not trick or treating,

okay thark is like a soft robbery, go away. give them snickers and my wallet just are in case. moving on to travel news. the fight continues over what kind of crazy shit you can bring on a plane. >> a woman had to be wheeled off a frontier flight because she refused to leave her emotional support squirrel behind. the airline says when the woman booked her flight she noted she had a support animal. she didn't say its with a squirrel. since a squirrel is considered a rodent frontier would not allow her to kep it on the plane. >> trevor: oh man. i feel so bad for the squirrel. i mean it is not a big deal for us humans but he must have been so excited for that tiny bag of nuts. like this is my dream! and this whole ordeal must have been so weird for the other passengers because you are on a plane and there is a quir el. -- squish el. the only time you expect to see a squirrel on a flight son a spirit airlines flight, yeah, on the menu for 12 foy 95. let's move on it to our top story. the trump administration, other

than rampant chaos and cheeseburgers for breakfast is also known for its high turnover rates. trump officials leave so regularly they don't even get business cards any more. they just writ their names on a little piece of quite board just like wipe off the scaramucci and are you good. even though people leave all the time yesterday's got everybody off guard bns the sur pries shakeup, ambassador to the u.n. nicke haley resigh bees with a soars insisting is he is sleeving on good terms. >> for all of you that are asking about 2020, no i'm not running for 20 20rbgs can i promise you what i will be doing is campaigning for this one. >> she is in a much better position, i think it's become maybe a more glamorous position than it was two years ago. maybe i wonder why but it is. >> trevor: i wonder why. but it is. this compliment brought to you by me too, me too, when you just don't know when to stop. but trump's weird comment aside.

look at the fun theas two are having, right. this is different. you never see someone leave the trump white house like this. on good terms with trump, scandal free, smiling, hike usually it's john kelly who has them in a head lock like khabibi just triking to get them out of the white house, just don't fight t go to sleep, go to sleep, will you wake up am two days with a job on fox news. come on. in fangt halle's exsit is so normal it has become suspiciousment people speculate that she left because she wants to run for president, that she is in debt and needs that sweet private sector money or she wants to get out before a serious scn dal comes to light. my theory, my theory is she left because she had tickets to a star is born at the same time as a security council meeting and you are not not approximating to see a star is born, so she just quitted, that is what i think happenedded. but none of that matters. what does matter is that our president, hashtag not my president, has said because his ambassador is leaving.

and of course he's sad because look at how she represents the america at the u.n. >> for too long the human ights counsel has been a protecter of human right as beusers. and a cesspool of political bias. >> what we witnessed her today in the security counsel is an insult. it won't be forgotten. >> the united states will remember this day in which it was singled out for attack in the general assembly and we will remember it when so many countries come calling on us as he had so often do. >> for those that don't have our back, we're taking names. >> goddam, nicki haley does not [bleep] around. like i can't tell if that is c-span or kill bill volume 3. it's just like i'm holding grudges and taking names, whooo. although i will say i don't know if the wheunt united nations is the best place to say are you taking names because everyone is from a random part of the world. all right, i'm taking names, you what is your name. >> all right, you know what, actually i'm giving 2345eu78s, all right, are you swron, i am

not going to forget what you did, john. and that's-- that kind of attitude, that kind of attitude is exactly what trump wanted for america at the u.n., all right. america first. everybody else last and somebody who is not afraid to tell other countries where they stand. although i don't know if you really completely understood what hallly meant by taking names. >> that was really the thing i think she did best at the united nations. she got to know the players. she got to know china, russia, india. she knows everybody on a very first name basis and they like her. >> wow. first name bases, everyone like china. it's almost like trump is impressed that halle knew the people she worked with, right. she knows everybody she works with, so impressive, it makes me think that trump doesn't know the names of the people he works with, if he wanted to talk with

jared he just yells out, bring in that weird buy with the face, no, not him, the other guy. so anyway, a very fond farewell to nikki, whatever her name was, i wasn't taking names. the important thing is, now we want to know who is going to replace her. an out of all the people who have been floated, there is one in particular that caught trump's eyewitnesses i have heard a lot of names. i have heard ivanka. i have heard how good would i vnga be. do the people that know know that ivanka would be dynamite. i think ivanka would be incredible. dun mean i would pick her because you would be accused of nepotism even though i'm not sure there is anybody more competent in the world. but that's okay. >> trevor: you know what i enjoy sometimes is watching trump have an entire debate against himself. like edition, because he does as

president what we all used to do as kids, remember when you played with action figures and play both rolls am be like i like ivanka, no, that's nepotism. screw you, she's best for the job. >> no, but it's not right. >> okay, you're right, let's kiss. m-wah, m-wah. i'm pregnant. anyway, to her credit, first lady ivanka quickly took herself out of the running for the job which means trump needs somebody else to represent him at the u.n. and until they find someone, my suggestion is they just get a giant gold hand with the middle finger raised in the air. think about t it is tough, glamorous and truly represents how trump feels about the rest of the worlds. we'll be right back. we'll be right back. (applause) hey kiddo. see any stars out there? we'll be right back. (applause) not really. ♪

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welcome become to the daily show. election day, election day 2018 is only 29 days away. and if you can vote, i hope you don't take for granted the amazing opportunity you have to get a free sticker, okay. as a nonu.s. citizen i have gone broke buying those stickers, you appreciate them am one of the more interesting mid-term contest sts the governor's race in georgia between stacey an ramtion and brian camp. i couldn't even waste time telling you what party they long to because come on, ral know, here to help us break down this race is our very own southern gentleman roy wood, jr., everybody. (applause) >> now this race is serious,

trevor, sterious business. you know, i know many people think of georgia as a red state, but now adays it is is a lot like old white people see, getting weirdly bluer and bluer, mostly because georgia's population is getting blacker and browner, just take a look at these pictures. this is a georgia farm in the year year 2 thousand. now check out that same form 18 years later. (laughter) significantly more migos in that second picture. way more migos. and if those minority voters go her way, stacey abrams could become the first black woman elected governor of any state, any state, which is ridiculous. (cheers and applause) it is ridiculous that it hasn't happened yet. we have had a time traveling robot governor, hell, we even had a warm glass of skim milk as governor but we're still waiting to give a black woman a chance. >> trevor: roy, it sounds like right now stacey abrams has got

people excited, like what do you think it is? >> you know, she's got a really progressive platform, criminal justice reform, more money for health care and education but for me the big draw is her resume. >> abrams is used to being the first. the first african-american girl to be val dik toran at her high school and got her law degree from yale. she was the first african-american to lead in the georgia house of representatives, and the first female leader in the history of the georgia general assembly. and authored eight romantic suspense novels. under the pen men selena montgomery. (applause) >> she writes romances, she wrotes romantic suspense novels with names like reckless and hidden sin. those sexy time books should help her win a key demographic. the horny ass mama, horny mama. >> that is a key voting demographic. >> oh my god, oh my god, man,

hornee ass mama, oh my god, they have lots of demands taxer breaks on bubble baths, bringing back those really big wine glasses and funding to develop a candle that smells like mark roughaleau r did you have ever nelled smacker ruffalo. >> trevor: i can't say i have. >> he walked by me one time and the brees-- . >> trevor: it seem stacey abrams could make history in the state of georgia. >> maybe, first she has to beat brian kemp, the current georgia secretary of state. even republicans look at him and go goddam, that's a republican. >> i'm brian kemp, i'm so conservative, i blow up government spending. i own guns. that no one's taking away. i got a big truck just in case i need to round up criminal el legals and take them home myself. i strongly support president trump, our troops and ironclad borders. and i stand for our national

anthem. i say merry christmas and god bless you. >> okay, okay, i have heard republicans brag about the anthem and merry christmas before. but saying god bless you. that is the first time i have ever heard a republican like oh yo, yo, yo, none of that guz untithe bull shit, we christians around here. >> trevor: also forgive may y is kemp talking about securing its border. is georgia even next to mexico? >> no, trevor, georgia borders a much scarier place, florida. and i'm not just s hiting on florida, as one from alabama, all the states in the south we hate each other. we all hate each other. georgia thinks florida is gross, alabama thinks kentucky is stupid and kentucky thinks east virginia is a state because kentucky is stupid.

>> so roy, do you have any idea then who ends up becoming georgia's governor? >> trevor, it's too close to you will ka. right now the polls have the two candidates pretty much even. this race is a lot like an old white person's feet. the more i look at it it, the more i don't know what to think. >> trevor: roy wood, jr., yes. honey the local game store wants to sponsor you. i want to sponsor you. ♪ yes. honey travis scott wants you to get these squad wins tonight. let's get these squad wins tonight. ♪ yes sir. honey, ninja is calling you up to the national team. ♪ you ready? honey. you ready? ♪

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get out of my yard! [birds chirping] jimmy? you're so old. [crunch!] it's the future! welcome back to the daily show. my guest tonight is a professional wrestler, a 16 time w-w e-world champion, a movie star and now author of the new children's book elbow grease. please welcome john cena. (applause)

>> thank you, thank you. thank you last guy to get up, last tbie to get up. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so everybody immediately shot to their feet, this is going to be great because i don't want to fight that guy, i kind of like that guy. an those two folks were just-- looking around, kind of feeling the room out, you know, seeing what is going on. then finally-- (laughter) thank you, last two people to get up. thank you. >> trevor: all right thank you for being on the show. >> this is great. >> trevor: so good to see you again, congratulations on everything that you have been doing. i honestly, when i saw that you were getting into movies, i thought maybe that was the end of john cena w-we sawp sar but you show no signs of stopping.

>> well, i mean they keep calling, i'm very grateful, very thankful. and i done think it's the end of john cena and w-we either, i kind of have to do a little juggling act because the movie folks are really leary about the insurance. but whenever i can km back to wwe i certainly do. hopefully there is no time stopping, i love what i do and love going to work every day and doing stuff like this. >> trevor: here is the thing that i love about swron cena. you have always been about self-improvement, you've always been about creating something new. >> not always, this say weird stretch that it was not about that. >> trevor. >> we done speak about that time. >> trevor: but that is what this book is about, swron senar has written a book, if he wrote a book in my head it would be about something involving lifting weights or working out it is an inspirational book, a kid's book called elbow grease. and it is the story of a little monster struck in the family of monster truck trucks and this little dude gets lost, he is a small monster struck and it was

electric were the little one. >> believe it or not we are all pretty even. >> trevor: there is a family of yous. >> i have four brothers and there is a family of mes. we are very close in age and there was a 250eu78 period before i really started getting too physical fitness that any fight was a coin flip and i got my ass kicked and i did pret he good but it was like when the fight started you just kind of ducked for cover. the story is really cool because when i started reading, it would be like those monitor trucks try to find themselves in life but this is crazy. you dig deep, there is emotional stuff in here. when are you reading a book, you are like this is for the kids, are you like shut up kid, hold on, hold on, this is painful thrk is powerful, there are themes in here being different, being bullied. you made sure. >> there say sentence in there specifically that says if you only do things are you good at, will you never learn anything new. that's one instance and that's something that like as an adult you can be like yeah, that's

good. >> trevor: you and john cena don't seem like somebody who has ever had to worry about being bullied. you don't seem like. >> are you kidding me, dude, come on, look at this, i usually have a sweet 12 face an i tbreu this pompadore thing out that is here, but if is certainly not here. and the internet has had a field-- this is just the most recent reason i've been ted off on. i get it on the regular which is great because do you stuff like this for young readers and you meet a lot of young people and being a young person and being an adolescent is extremely dfficult. when i was in junior high if i wore the wrong shirt the school laughed at you. and you are like my life is ruin. now the world can laugh at you. i get bullied all the time which is great because when young readers are like no, are you john cena, nothing it wrong. can i tell them that, it it is awesome and it plays out in wwe. because lick remember the match hi in so with so and so, remembering listening to the

crowd, they go way, st crazy. you can relate on that level and i can bestow upon them just be true to yourself, as long as you are comfortable in your own skin, those people are having problem that they have, don't pay any attention it is cool to send a message like that. >> trevor: this has been one of the most uplifting conversations and interviews i have had. thank you for being on the show. >> i hope i didn't treun. >> trevor: ruin it, you made it the best ever. elbow grease is available now. you want to read it, and then you can give it to your kid, john cena, everybody, we'll be right back. (heavy rain) ♪ ♪ ♪ hey kiddo. see annot really. there? ♪

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