y, chef. - chef, kenny has a picture of two green things sucking each other's shoulders. - what is it, chef? - i don't know, but something tells me this picture might be very important, children. you should hang on to it. - attention, universe. be sure to tune in next week for another exciting episode of earth. the asians are really stewed at the russians, the zebras try to get along with the buffalo, and americans and iraqis have an all-out brawl. it's outrageous fun, and it's all new. earth. on fognl. captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com

- cumulostratus cloud cover moving in. - barometric readings indicate a rising tropopause. - in anticipation of a visit from the president of the royal meteorological society, i have completed construction on a state-of-the-art instrument that will harness the energy of the weather itself. - i am just so excited to be inducted as an official thunder queen of the rms. - oh, uh, only lead researchers on a project get inducted. - i'm going to be inducted? - no, i am! this is my experiment. abortion deb, you did draw up the schematics. - i designed the equipment and did all the math. - and i paid the $6 application fee. which is why i will be supervising the event from a safe distance, preparing for my new title--

- a scheming bitch? conduct the experiment yourself since you're the lead researcher. hmpf! - abortion deb, cornetta? girls? come back! i can't do this without you! who will hold my poles? - are you almost done with this room? mayor cutie wants to take a shit in here. - sisters. i have a rare opportunity for you. - ooh! invitations to your second funeral? [both laughing] - imagine the chance to participate in an experiment that will change forever the way we look at weather. - hortense, apart from the civil rights of poor people, there's nothing more boring than the weather. - ugh. - i certainly hope you're joking. [gentle guitar music] for the weather... ♪ is my life. i am juan pablo el castillo, and i have come all the way from barcelona to meet hortense. and to make love... to her mind.

- hello, doctor. - i love the weather! - me too! except for rain. and snow. and gentle breezes. - yes, uh, we like our breezes rough. - mm-hmm. - hmm. - ♪ i want the money, i want the fame ♪ ♪ i want the whole world to know my name ♪ ♪ this is mine, i got to get it ♪ ♪ i got to get it, got, got to get it ♪ ♪ "another period" - ♪ know what i mean? ♪ know what i mean? ♪ you got to know what i mean [footsteps approaching] - madam, you've hardly touched your dessert pillars. is the croquembouche not towered to your liking? we could add a spire of plum butter to the summit if you prefer. - no, it's not the pillars. it's just that life has become less sunny since i've discontinued my morphine use. - my god, madam, i'll inject you straight away. - no, peepers. i think not being on morphine is ultimately better for me than being on morphine. - well, i'm not a doctor, but that sounds like a load of piffle.