to have somebody use the "n" word.have sm i don't get it. - now you get it, stan. yea - yeah, i totally don't get it! ♪ get up, come on get down with the sickness ♪ ♪ come over me >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: yes! welcome to "the daily show," everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight-- our guest tonight is a supermodel and a media mogul.

tyra banks is joining us, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, the secret origins of bernie sanders. america's got the pox. and what trump's been hiding in his taxes. but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. first up, after two days of excruciating waiting, the royal baby finally has a name. >> prince harry and meghan markle have announced the name of the newest member of the royal family. their son, archie harrision mountbatten-windsor. earlier today, the joyous new parents spoke to the press at windsor castle. >> i think it's magic. it's pretty amazing. i mean, i have the two best guys in the world. so i'm really happy. >> we're just so thrilled to have our own little bundle of joy, and spend some precious time with him as he slowly starts to grow up. >> trevor: oh! they're so sweet. ( laughter ) although, i do have to admit

this, right-- i always find it weird when people introduce a new baby, right. because if you think about it, there's such a big contrast between the end expruct how it was made, you know. because, if we were honest, "we're really overjoyed to welcome this pure little mir cecialg the result of our sweaty night of just raw dogging, #blessed." and it's especially weird, because when it's the royals it's big news that they did one of humanity's basic biological functions. but that's what a baby. is. it's something your body does. it's like if there was a front-page headline, "gary farted." anyway, welcome to the world, little aceh. i know some people are disappointed by the name, archie. but there's one person hois super excited it's queen. yeah. because you know for the last nine months she's been like, "please don't be jamal. please don't be jamal. please don't be jamal.

please don't be jamal. still in international news, it looks like the tensions between iran and the united states have reached the tenserrest levels ever. >> the u.s. is sending a powerful message to iran the uss "lincoln" is heading to the region after intelligence reports suggest iran is preparing to strike u.s. forces in the region. >> the intelligence warned of attacks against american ships in the waters off and yemen in the persian gulf itself, as well as against american troops in iraq and syria. >> the iranianing will think twice about attacking american interests. >> trevor: holy shit. this beef is escalating fast. launch a potential strike in iran, because america says iran is moving their weapons in america's direction. i must say, though, i do feel a little bit bad for iran. yeah, because every direction is in america's direction. ( laughter ) think about it: america has bases in all these neighboring nations. so no matter where you drive

your missiles, you are threatening america. just like, "i'm driving towards bahrain." "to our bases? "no, no, no, no. no, i'm driving to iraq." "to our bases?" "okay, you know what, we'll just stay here." "in our future bases? is that a threat?" seriously, u.s. troops are everywhere. they're in bahrain. do americans 99 know what bahrain is. i wouldn't be shocked if some americans think bahrain is the name of a 90s r&b singer. do you know who it is? "yeah, bahrain. bahrain had that song." ♪ i can't stand bahrain is that the one? that's the one, right?" ( laughter ) so as it stands, america has intelligence that iran poses a very credible threat, and so they're going to act on it. and as we know, american intelligence has never led them into the wrong wars in that region. all right let's move on, because back here in america, many people are refusing to get vaccinated, and one of those people in kentucky just contracted a case of irony. >> a kentucky teenager at the center of a vaccination lawsuit

came down with the chicken pox. jerome filed the lawsuit after he refused to get vaccinated and was banned from playing on his school's basketball team. the team's lawyer reportedly told the "cincinnati inquirer" that the 18-year-old was diagnosed last week and that he's, "a little itchy." ( laughter ) >> trevor: wow. so this kid in kentucky opposed a vaccine on religious grounds, and then he got chicken pox. and even worse, it wasn't just chicken pox. he got kentucky fried chicken pox. ( laughter ) ( applause ) that's such a dumb joke. i love it. ( applause ) oh! that's it for the headlines pmg there are only 554 days left before the presidential election. because time is running out let's catch up on the democratic primary race in our ongoing segment "world war d."

( cheers and applause ). >> every time there's a presidential election, the media digs deep into the past of the candidates and, usually, they come up with some major revelations: clinton dodged the draft. george w. bush had a d.u.i. and most shockingly, ted cruz once had a friend. ( laughter ) i mean, it was tom from myspace, but, hey, they all count. ( laughter ) and in the run-up to the 2020 race, we're learning more and more about the 632 candidates running for president. at some point, we might even learn all their names. but the latest revelation is about bernie sanders. senator from vermont, and man who knows the ducks in the park by name. you see, it turns out, 30 years ago, when bernie sanders was the mayor of burlington, vermont, he hosted a public access tv show. yeah. and a few days ago, that tv network released the full

archives online. and i'm talking hours and hours of pure bernie gold. like, there's so much gold in these archives, bernie is going to demand it gets redistributed to the working class. that's how much gold there is. ( laughter ) and when you start watching this footage, the first thing to be on that's really apparent is how consistent bernie has been throughout his life. >> we have a crisis situation. we are one of two nations in the industrialized world that does not have a national health care system. the wealthiest people in our country are becoming wealthier. to a large degree, the tax system in this country is extreme unfair and that it asks working people, and elderly people and poor people to pay too much, while large corporations and wealthy people do not pay their fair share. >> trevor: goddamn, bernie sanders, he's never changed. the dude looked exactly the same back then as he does today. you realize he's 46 years old in that photo. ( laughter ) i'm not joking. he's 46 years old.

he looks the same. ( laughter ) like, if you traveled back in time in a time machine, and the first person you met was bernie sanders, you would be like, "oh, this piece of shit doesn't work." ( laughter ) ( applause ) bernie would be like, "no, my friend, what doesn't work is our health care system." ( laughter ) like, like i wonder, has bernie just looked like this his entire life? yeah, i bet when he was born, the doctor was like, "congratulations, mrs. sanders it's a beautiful healthy old man. well done." ( laughter ) ( applause ) and then instead of spanking bernie, the doctor shook his hand, "welcome to the world, mr. sanders, welcome to the world." although it's impressive bernie has been consistent. it really says more about america than it says about bernie, when you think about it. he has said the same thing for 30 years because america has had the same problems for 30 years.

by far the best segments of all are the ones where he interacted with kids. like this segment, where he talks to some kids at camp about drugs. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> trevor: oh, man. that's so adorable. "i don't smoke because i'm five years old." like, it's almost like bernie can't tell the difference between kids and adults. "let's talk finance. you guys diversified? who has a 401(k)? who-- who has a 401(k)?" who talks about cocaine with five-year-olds?

( laughter ) like, the way he was asking the question made it seem less like an antidrugs talk and more like he was trying to score some blow. he was just like, "you guys know about cocaine? you know i can find it at a good price. come on. this is vermont. let's hit the slopes. come on, come on." and on the show, bernie didn't just talk to kids about hard drugs. he also called them out on their b.s. >> let me ask you a question what is your name? >> george. ( laughter ) >> trevor: oh, man! oh, wow! i think this kid is about to get his ass kicked by bernie sanders. and there would be no coming back from that. if bernie kicks your ass, you would have to move to a different state.

and even then, you know there would be one guy, "hey, didn't you get your ass beat by that old man?" he was only 46, i swear! you see, bernie has always been a pretty straightforward guy, but when it comes to kids, he might take it a little too far. like, for instance, there is one clip where he showed up to a classroom to teach the kids a lesson about bigotry. but i think it might have backfired.

>> trevor: geez, bernie. ( laughter ) what the (bleep), man? these poor kids clearly don't harbor any of those stereotypes. and now you're the one putting it in their heads. "the blacks smell, the italians are in the mafia, the irish are drunks. and why are we so scared of jewish people?" "we're not because they're equal?" "wrong, they have strange sexual habits, come on!" which, by the way, i never even heard that one. i never heard that one before. i think that was just bernie's way of seeing he's into some kinky shit. he was just slipping that one in. ( applause ) and if you think bernie talking to kids at camp or in the classroom was awkward, sometimes he would just ambush random kids who are standing on the streets.

( laughter ) >> trevor: "don't be so shy." actually, i think those kids were the exact right amount of shy. think about it: a 46-year-old 90-year-old man just rolled up, threw open his door, and asked, "what do you kids think of these new trees?" when kids' parents told them not to talk to strange men on the streets, that is the definition of what they were talking about. ( laughter ) you saw the one girl, she was just like, "i shouldn't be here." she just walked away. ( cheers and applause ) she was out. like, i totally get why those kids were weirded out. bernie was just like, "you kids like trees?" they're like, "dude, let's get out of here. i hear jews have strange sexual habits." ( laughter ) but by far, by far my favorite clip of all that we found is when a little girl asks mayor bernie to build an amusement

park in her neighborhood. and all of a sudden, he turns it into a town hall. >> i was just wondering, my mother had this idea for an indoor/outdoor amusement park. >> the first thing we have to do, though, before we can do something like that, is make sure we own the land. at the present moment, we don't own a lot of land downtown. it's owned by the railroad. and one of the things we're trying to do now is to figure out which land we should buy and how much we should pay for it. so we're working on that. but i think your mother's idea is a very good idea, and i congratulate you for giving her all these good ideas. >> okay, well, i better get going. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> it was nice to see you. >> trevor: yes! oh, yes! that little girl is my hero! because she was asking a fun question, and bernie turned it into, like, a ted talk about zoning laws. and you could tell she was totally over it. oh, man, that was so crazy.

oh! you know what is also crazy is that that little girl grew up to be hillary clinton. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause )

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people have been trying to see his tax returns. and we found out so many other things about him in that time, from what he does with porn stars to what he does with flags, and they're not that different. but we still haven't seen trump's tax returns. no one knows why. but some have a theory. some people think it's because he cheated on his taxes or he took money from unsavory people. my conspiracy theory is that he's hiding the extra income he makes by working part time at t.g.i. friday's. "folks, today's special is something i invented myself. it's called nachos." no one knows for sure what's hiding in trump's taxes but last night, "the new york times" found out what he used to be hiding. >> this morning, a bombshell report in the times is casting doubt on president trump's self-proclaimed wealth. the "times" reporting it has obtained years of years of previously unrevealed figures from the president's federal income tax rushz. the real estate mowingle spent at least 10 years in the red,

reporting business losses totaling over $1 billion from 1985 to 1994. according to the "times" year after year, mr. trump appears to have lost more money than nearly any other individual american taxpayer. >> trevor: holy shit. for 10 years, donald trump might have lost more money than any person in america? that is crazy. the guy who lost the most money is the same guy who claims to be the best businessman. it's like finding out that hugh hefner died a virgin. ( laughter ) i did not see that coming. but this just shows how good trump is at inflating his success because during some of those years when trump was hemorrhaging money and on the verge of bankruptcy, he managed to get himself on the "forbes" richest people list. when in reality he should have been on the "forbes" broke-ass list, which isn't it a real list but i think it should be. it would be great if once a

year, "number 6 craig is still using an iphone 3." and you might think it's bad news for trump to be exposed like this, but that's because you're looking at all of this the wrong way. >> he lost a lot of money over the course of 10 years if you consider $1 billion a lot of money. >> if anything, you read this, work it's pretty impressive what he has done in his life. >> i don't know that there's any suggestion that he broact law. >> trevor: you know, say whawl about "fox & friends," but when they are with you, they are with you. ( laughter ) ride or die! that's a squad i want in my life. they'll spin any negative into a positive. like every leader would be lucky to have that kind of support. if kim jong-un had a "fox & friends," they would be like this hair cut inteft yet. hitler's "fox & friends" would be saying, "they are saying he was a mass murderer but people don't focus on how well traveled he was, all the way from paris to russia in just a year, yeah.

and charlie chaplin even made a movie about him. how many people can say that?" here's the thing, "fox & friends" aren't outliars. many trump supporters feel that trump losing $1 billion just shows how successful he was. you have to have a billion to lose a billion. if guto maga country, you'll see that some of them, they thing whole story should be thrown out. >> do you care about trump's tax returns. >> not at all. i don't care about anybody's tax returns. they're their business. >> do you care about trump's tax returns. >> i don't give a rear end about them. i don't care if anybody shows it or not. it's their personal life, their personal business. leave it alone. >> trevor: okay, i hear what this guy is saying. it's his personal business, just leave it alone. i do have one question, though: how many eggs is this guy eating? ( laughter ) ( applause ) like, who needs to eat that many

eggs? is he fighting apollo creed? and you know what's most impressive, is that's what he ordered when he knew there was going to be a tv crew. he was like, "oh, the camera crew is here. better go easy and just order one carton of eggs today, billy." but, seriously, though, seriously, though, the story just shows you how we're all totally living in different bubbles. one side hears about the story of trump's taxes and they think it proves he's a shady loser. the other side hears the story and says he's so rich he has so much money to move. one side says i'll have the egg white omelet for breakfast. and the other side says, "and i'll take all of his yolks." we'll be right back. ♪you put your right arm in, you put your right arm out,♪ ♪you put your right arm in, and then you shake it all about♪

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>> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight has been breaking down barriers since she became the first black woman to to be featured on the cover of the "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue. 22 years later, she's gracing the cover again. so please welcome supermodel, entrepreneur, media mogul, and cover star of the 2019 "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue, tyra banks. ( cheers and applause ) >> hi! >> trevor: welcome. >> hi, thank you. >> trevor: and congratulations. let's, like, just kick it off with that, congratulations on not only being on the cover of "sports illustrated" swimsuit edition, but doing it 22 years later. >> can you believe it? 22 years later. ( cheers and applause ) and, trevor, it's about 25 to 30 pounds heavier.

>> trevor: that's even more impressive. >> yes. >> trevor: no, it really is. ( applause ) that really is, because, like, this is something that i think a lot of people might take for granted. you know, we've lived in a world where for so long the fashion industry has determined how many people see themselves, how they view themselves, how their self-esteem is shaped. and you come from a world where, i mean, you were on this cover at a time when black women weren't represented, at a time when women who had normal figures and bodies weren't represented. and now you're on the cover going, "no, this is my body." was that scary? >> it was in the beginning, because i've got more dimples in my booty. i'm heavier. i have not modeled in a swimsuit heavier. i know how to hide it in the the the clothes. but in a swimsuit, i was raw, right out there. but after that first shot, i was like, "i'm good." i wasn't putting a towel on the booty. i was just letting it go. >> trevor: you were feeling it. you were in the zone. >> yeah, i'm like, "i'm good." yeah. ( applause ) >> trevor: do you think this are flectaise positive change in the industry? you see a cover like this and it

feels like positive change. >> 100%. >> trevor: do you think it is enough? do you think it's enough? >> by no means is it enough, but what i love about social media is it makes people loud and it forces the fashion industry that loves itself and looks in the mirror, "oh, my gosh, we're so amazing." it mawks them look and say oh, my god, no, we're not amazing. these people are telling us what we have to do. and now people are answering with their wallets. >> trevor: right. >> so today if you are not a diverse brand and moving toward that, i predict that your brand will cease to exist. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: it's interesting that you bring up social media, because the photographer of this cover is a black woman. >> is a black woman. >> trevor: first time ever. >> first time ever that there has been a black photographer to shoot the cover of "sports illustrated." the first time for a woman to shoot the cover. the first time for a black woman to shoot the cover. >> trevor: that is wild. >> i found her on instagram. ( applause )

( cheers ) i found her on instagram. i said, this magazine, 22 years ago, changed my life overnight. and now i want to pay it forward. and i want to change a life. i want to shake it up. i want her to be like, "oh, my gosh, it's so amazing what's happening right now, i don't know what to do with myself." hi, loretta. are you shook up, girl? are you shook up? ( applause ) >> trevor: that's beautiful. it really is beautiful to see the changes and the world that you created for yourself. because a lot of people know you as tyra banks the model. some people may know you as tyra banks the tv host. but really what you have been able to do is parlay that success into other fields. for instance, you were lecturing at stanford. >> for three years. i have been teaching at stanford. >> trevor: just normal, average people, personal branding. >> trevor: just like normal, average people, like, personal branding. >> yeah, average genius minds that are in the pharmaceutical world and in, you know, law and consulting and food. >> trevor: explain to me how that person needs to brand or why they would need to brand. >> so these are people that are in the business world, and they're going to graduate, and there's going to be so much

competition. and i teach my students that different is better than better. it's about what you stand for that the attract best-- more money, more success, more power. and a lot of my students are actually very altruistic and in the nonprofit world. and i say personal brand can help you make money for your companies and for your nonprofits as well. you can see i'm very passion about this. >> trevor: i can feel it. i can feel it. you are somebody who connects with that idea. and it explains, i guess, why now, for this next phase of your modeling career that you're modeling career, which you're stepping back into, you've got banx. >> yeah, i renamed myself. >> trevor: every artist gets to that level in their career. like diddy, prince. so we're at that for you now. >> totally. >> trevor: when modeling we now-- >> when i'm modeling, exactly, b-a-n-x. i came up with this when i was teaching my students. >> trevor: why change it. you were tyra, now you're, "no, no, banx." >> i want to go by my last name. i feel renewed. i feel thicker, i feel wiser, and i feel thankful.

and that "x" stands for what you heard about what a model is, what beauty is, cookie cutters. we are xing that. it is also about accepting age, height, weight, skin color, sexual orientation. ( applause ) and i'm busting open that door down. so banx, is not just me. that "x" is like the new wakanda for modeling. that's what banx is all about. >> trevor: that's amazing. and banks is where you're going to keep all this money from these great ideas. thank you so much for being on the show. wonderful having you again. the 2019 "sports illustrated" issue is on newsstands now. tyra banks, everybody. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause )

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