is willing to take that risk. [blender whirring] [dramatic instrumental music] ♪ - let's hope to christ this works. [fart noise] - wait a minute. yes. yes, take a look! the cash particles have completely replaced all the h.i.v. in kyle's blood! boys, you just found the cure for aids! - all right! - they've found the cure for aids, the cure for aids!

- what is it? - large doses of concentrated cash! get the media on the phone! - all right! - scientists have just discovered the cure for aids: about a $180,000 shot directly into the bloodstream. - hey! they just found the cure for aids! you just have to inject yourself with all your cash! whoo-hoo! - i am pleased to announce that there is no trace of the h.i.v. virus in either kyle broflovski or eric cartman. [applause] together, these boys beat their illness with nothing but each other, and overcoming all odds, these two brave friends-- - oh, stop. we're not friends! he's the one who infected me with aids! - these two brave lovers found the cure and helped the world. and so to honor these boys, here is...

jimmy buffett! - what?! oh, no! - ♪ cure burger in paradise ♪ ♪ cure burger ♪ there i said it twice ♪ - agh, goddamn it! well, i tell you this, kyle, i'm never getting my tonsils out again! [laughs weakly] - i'm still breaking your xbox. - what? no, no! kyle, no! captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: oh! welcome to "the daily show," everybody! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much for tuning in!

thank you for coming out! wow! wow! all right! all right! all right! that's so infectious. our guest tonight is a democratic congressman from california and candidate for president of the united states, eric swalwell is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, president trump is invading the u.k., forbes announces the first rap billionaire, and the eight children who broke the dictionary. let's catch up on today's headlines. let's begin with jared kushner. president trump's son-in-law, white house senior advisor and guy who always looks like he thinks you just farted. ( laughter ) despite his important role in the administration, kushner rarely does on-camera interviews and, this weekend, we found out why. >> alexandria ocasio-cortez, she has called president trump a racist.

>> mm-hmm. >> trevor: have you ever seen him say or do anything that you'd describe as racist or bigoted? >> so the fans is no, absolutely not. you can't not be a racist for 69 years, then run for president and be a racist. >> was it racist? >> i wasn't involved in that. >> i know you weren't. was it racist? >> like i said, i wasn't involved in that. >> i know you weren't. was it racist? >> i know who the president is andive not seen anything in him that was racist. so i was not involved in that. >> did you wish he would don't that? >> like i said, i was not involved in that, that was a long time ago. >> trevor: that's an interesting way to think of race i'm, only identify it if you see it first hand. was slavery racist? i don't know, man! i wasn't there! i've just heard good things! if jared kushner can't comment

he wasn't there for firsthand there must be thousands of things he can't comment about, like dinosaurs or female orgasm. but if sarah huckabee sanders or kellyanne conway got asked, they would have said, no, obama was racist for being born in kenya. jared is around trump a long time, he should practice. it's like working at waffle house and not knowing how to throw a punch, you're going to get knocked out! ( laughter ) the democratic party now has a record 24 people running for president. at this point, forget the primaries, we can solve this with a royal rumble. and because most of their policies are the same, some of the democrats have decided to switch things up to make a splash. >> more than a dozen 2020 candidates were in california this weekend for the state's democratic convention and the boos rained down on some when

they dared to criticize ideas like socialism and medicare for all. >> medicare for all may sound good, but it's actually not good policy nor is it good politics. ( booing ) i'm telling you -- i'm telling you, if we want to beat donald trump and achieve big aggressive goals, socialism is not the answer. ( booing ) i was reelected -- i was reelected in a purple state -- >> trevor: you know what's funny is the crowd's not booing, they're just saying, whooooooo are you?! ( laughter ) but, yes, this event did not go well for hickenlooper and delaney. in fact, it was a disaster. i mean, do you know how unpopular you have to be to have trump in a sentence but people are booing you? forget trump!

yoooooooou! this is one of the moments they're lucky no one knew who they were. if i was john hickenlooper and said something no one liked, i would say, thank you, vote for me, tim ryan! ( laughter ) jay-z has been pimping on another level. >> just in, jay-z is hip-hop's first billionaire. forbes announcing that this, morning, the magazine looked at the rapper's entire portfolio including his movies, investments and art collection. >> trevor: congratulations, jay-z! from hustling on the corner to having $1,000 million. yeah, must feel great. the only down side is this is his new squad. mmm! yeah, that's where you're rolling, that's who you're . with and because he's a billionaire, forget nas, now

jay-z has beef with bernie sanders. he has 99 problems and the 99% would like their share of those problems! it's time to break up jay-z and beyonce like they're the big banks! ( laughter ) and i'm happy for jay-z but, at the same time, i feel bad for him because if you're a black person and forbes announces that you have a billion dollars, best believe you're about to get a bill long-lost cousins. if i got a billion dollars and they just announced it, people in africa would lose their shit. i would be getting phone calls every day from random africans. they would be, hello, trevor, me, your cousin barry. hello, barack? i thought you were born in hawaii. look, i wasn't involved in that. that was a long time ago. i wasn't there. ( applause ) so, yeah, this is a big day. jay-z is officially a billionaire, and he's married to beyonce. but is he truly happy?

( laughter ) yes, of course he is! he's happier than you will ever be! all right, that's it for the headlines, lte move on to our top story! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ the united kingdom, what was once the world's largest empire is now just a rainy island struggling with brexit, a resigning prime minister and a super spy who probably has a thousand s.t.d.s. on top of all of that, now they have to deal with trump. >> the president and first lady touched down in england early this morning for the three-day state visit with one of america's closest allies. >> the first family received a royal welcome at buckingham palace from queen elizabeth. her majesty host add private lunch and afternoon tea for the trumps. they toured the palaces royal collection of art and historic gifts. >> the queen did in fact give to president trump a first edition of a winston churchill book on the second world war called "second world war."

>> trevor: that's right, the queen's gift for donald trump was a book. ( laughter ) either she doesn't know trump or she's trolling him. ( laughter ) why would you give donald trump a book? everyone knows the man doesn't read! i wish i was there when the queen gave him his gift. here you go, donald, a book about world war ii! he's, like, wow, this is sad. yes, many lives were lost. no, i mean the fact that i have to read, it's so sad! ( laughter ) for real, though, donald trump has no use for a boofnlgt it's a useless gift. it's like giving stevie wonder a fish tank. what's happening now, stevie is the blue one is swimming at the torntion and now the yellow one is swimming in a -- you know, you would love it. you would love it. i didn't think this through. ( laughter ) ( applause ) now, i wouldn't be shocked if the queen was actually trolling donald trump, right? because, over the weekend, he was in the news for a comment that he made about princess

megyn markel, and if that wasn't enough, before he landed in the u.k., he was also trading blows with the mayor of london. >> as president trump was departing for london last night he took a shot at that city's mayor is a dick khan, a sharp critic of the president. >> before landing he tweeted his disdain for the mayor whom he describes as a stone cold loser. the two are supposed to meet. >> he's the twin of dibbles de o except short. >> trevor: a weird diss, this guy is shorter than bill de blasio! everyone is! the guy's 7' tall. that would be like, the guy has less money than jeff bezos, yeah, that's all of us! ( laughter ) it's also bless impressive president trump started a beef

with london's mayor when he was in the air, he sends his beefs ahead of him so he has snog do when he lands, otherwise he would have to pick a fight with a random palace guard. nice hat, porn from the '70s called, they want their bush back. ha ha, ha ha. ( laughter ) now, trump didn't just go to the u.k. to roast the royal family and lited little de blasio. no, he also went there to share some of that political accuminimum he's so famous for. >> the president already inflamed tensions here which weighing in on the fiery debate over the country's planned departure from the european union, after criticizing embattled prime minister theresa may during his last visit now suggesting the pro brexit mayor of london boris johnson would be a good candidate to succeed may who leaves office this week. >> he's a good friend of mine, been very nice, i have a very good relationship with him. ( laughter ) >> trevor: okay -- okay -- we

all -- we all see it, right? ( laughter ) we're all seeing the same thing? ( applause ) yeah. of course, he likes him. the u.k. son the verge of elect ago prime minister who looks exactly like donald trump. i mean, look at these guys! i've never seen two people who both look like failed clones of each other. ( laughter ) like these guys look so much alike that if they wanted to they could pull a parent trap, switch places and no one would notice. yeah, at least until boris sent a tweet with no typos and people would be, like, wait a minute! ( laughter ) so between sticking his knows in british politics and fighting with the mayor, trump hasn't made the greatest impression, which probably explains why the british haven't exactly rolled out the red carpet.

>> mr. trump will not stay overnight in buckingham palace. he will not ride in an open carriage as other state visitors have done and he will not be allowed to address britain's parliament. >> if you're wondering why isn't he staying at buckingham palace as george bush and barack obama did, that is because apparently they're having massive renovations. >> trevor: really? ( laughter ) really? all 52 bedrooms in buckingham palace are being renovated at the same time? all of them? ( applause ) come on, man! ( cheers and applause ) like, i know you don't want trump to stay there but that's a terrible excuse because now i'm picturing the queen being like, donald, i really tried to get you a room but the manager said no. ( laughter ) i'm sorry, donald, it's above me now. he's, like, please, everyone else stays here! i'm sorry, donald, the best western is next door. ( laughter ) that was day one of trump's visit to the u.k., and we'll

check in on how things go tomorrow after he meets with prime minister theresa may and gist her an extra special gift, a book about world war ii. ( laughter ) we'll be right back. ( applause ) yesterday the beatles vanished from the world. do you genuinely not know who the beatles are? genuinely. is this the insect beetles or the car beetles? [ "hey jude" by the beatles ] today only jack... i've got a bunch of new songs. will bring back their music.

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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." it has been a big weekend in sports, which means it's time for another edition of i apologize for talking while you were talking. ( cheers and applause )

♪ >> oh, man! sports fans, good evening! that's michael kosta, i'm roy wood, jr. kosta, it's june, do you know what that means? >> it's time to crash some high school graduation parties. am i right? >> trevor: that is not what i was thinking. june is championship season. french open, n.b.a. finals and the sphanly cup. you watching hockey? >> neau, that's for white people, roy, but i tell you what i did watch, the national spelling bee combined clutch performance and child labor and this year these little weirdoes were work overtime. >> at the scripps national spelling bee, not one, not, two but eight champions, for the first time in the 92 years of the competition, spellers could not be stumped. after 20 grade schooling rounds, it was just before midnight and on a school night, too. bewildered judges simply ran out of words, threw up their hands,

crowning all eight middle schoolers. ( cheers and applause ) >> the kids won the spelling be! >> this competition lasted nine hours, and it ended in a tie! a tie? they say a tie is it like kissing your sister. >> yep. >> so i guess an eight-way tie would be like kissing seven sisters. >> you're the one from alabama so i'll take your word for it, but -- ( audience reacts ) he should have a right to kiss his sister! i can't believe they ran out of the words in the dictionary. >> no, let's be specific, they ran out of white words in the dictionary. next time, they should just start spelling words from black twitter, that's how you tie break it. mr. kosta, your word is oooh, chile! >> oooh, chile! oh, boy, i don't want to sound racist, i forfeit. >> that's the right move.

you caping up with the n.b.a. finals? >> no, that's for black people, roy. >> the raptors and warriors are in the finals. toronto had a big game one victor. golden state brought out their secret weapon for game two. >> with all the talk about toronto, celebrities superfan, warriors countered with their own saying we'll see you drake and raise your president obama. >> president obama greeted drake back stage before the game and sat with commissioner adam silver for the game obama got a huge ovation when introduced on the jumbotron. >> ladies and gentlemen, let's give a big welcome to the 44t 44th president of the united states! mr. barack obama! ( cheers and applause ) >> oooh, child! look how far obama has come!

nobel peace prize, two-term president and now some drunk cay canadians chanting m.v.p.? >> he can't go anywhere without be announced. ihop, someone at the speaker says, in the corner booth, eating the beans, the 44t 44th president of the united states, barack obama! >> and i hate the jumbotrons they put you on, they throw you up there and you have to kiss whoever you're sitting next to. now i just kissed my dad on the lips. guess i've got to move to alabama. >> that's enough jokes about my home state. i'll slap the shit out of you. let's move on to america's true past time, boxing, where minorities punch each other in the face. kosta, do you watch? >> this is my favorite sport! >> there was a big fight over the weekend where the new champion put the heavy in heavy

weight. >> what a stunner saturday night at the world's most famous arena. andy ruiz, jr. in an 11-1 long shot knocked out anthony joshua on the seventh round to take joshua's three heavyweight championship belts. ruiz, jr. is the first mexican-american boxer in history to be heavyweight champion over the world. >> the 6'2", 268-pounder put on quite the display. rocky ruiz, jr. is the heavyweight championship in the world after one of the biggest upsets in heavyweight box history. >> you know why i'm so happy? this isn't just a win for ruiz, it's a win for normal body guys everywhere. next time my doctor says i'm overweight, i'll go, no, i'm built like a champion right there! >> that's true! >> it is! it's very inspiring!

i'm so inspired, that's why i'm canceling any gymmember. all that thing's done is get me athletes foot in addiction to protein powder. turns out you're not supposed to snort it. >> oh, well, you know, i'm built like ruiz. maybe i should try getting in the box. >> so glad you said that because i actually signed you up for a fight tonight, roy. >> like a boxing match? >> more like an underground knife fight. you're going to be great. so -- >> this is a plastic knife! >> i need you to go down in the third and make it look real. >> i'm gonna die! >> trevor: roy wood, jr. and michael kosta, everyone! we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause )

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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight represents the 15th district of california in the house of representatives and is running for president of the united states.

please welcome democratic congressman eric swalwell. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> thank you. >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> thanks for having me. i love this show. >> trevor: what a journey to be on. running for president along with 23 other democratic candidates. >> yeah. it's like a rug by scrum. >> trevor: do you guys get a bulk discount? is this a costco run? what's going on? >> that's right. ( laughter ) >> trevor: why do you think so many democrats are running for president now? >> we're like the avengers. we want to save america. it's not like "the hunger games" in 2016. i think people bring different experiences. for me, my experience is i was the first in my family to go to college. i know why people work hard. my wife and i have two kids, two and seven months, so we're fight healthcare companies, worried about chick, worried about our kid's safety. he went to pre-school for the

first time today. i think my wife dropped him off and waited in the parking lot five hours. she didn't want to let him go. ( laughter ) i'm paying off my student loans. we get it, live it, put me no the white house and i will be a voice to to people for those issues. >> trevor: so many democratic candidates seem to be speaking to so many issues. they're speaking about universal pre-k, gun control, student debt. are you thinking of anything to differentiate yourself, a mustache or monocle or something? no one's wearing a monocle. that will set you apart. the guy with a thing. >> i'm wearing an orange ribbon because i think ending gun violence has to be the number one issue for the next president. it's the most important issue that doesn't have a cham champi. >> trevor: that's interesting. ( applause ) so tell me about it then because, you know, democrats have been on the gun control, you know, in the conversation,

sensible gun reform. what is your proposal? >> first and foremost i approach it as a father who sends his kid to school, as a former prosecutor in oakland who saw street violence and also, you know, domestic violence, and somebody who went to congress when sandy hook happened and then we had thoughts and prayers, nothing. san bernardino, charleston, vegas, nothing, nothing. i kept getting frustrated. after parkland, after being told mourn the dead, don't talk about what could be done to protect them, that the parents and students picked themselves up and matche -- marched and wanteo something. they converged with people on the south side of chicago and sandy hook and beat 17 members of endorsed members of congress. what i would do is first and foremost ban, buy back every single assault weapons in

america ( applause ) >> trevor: when you are running in this game, one thing will hang oaf yore head -- >> just one? >> trevor: the one thing you joked about as well is you are another white man. your words not mine. i see you for you. ( laughter ) i don't see color. ( applause ) and you had an interesting response to this. you said that you understand that you're in this position and you understand there will be certain blind spots you have or places where your information is not complete because of who you are, and, so, that's when you will look to others. the criticism has been by some that, by that definition, you should be making way for somebody else. how do you then say to somebody, hey, vote for me, another white guy, when there are people of color who are running? if by your words you are saying they don't have the blind spots you have. >> i believe i do see other identities. any white male running first has

to acknowledge their white male privilege. >> trevor: right. >> that is real and you should acknowledge it. you should also acknowledge that for communities of color, particularly african-american communities, i think we have a original sin of slatch riwe've not whole -- slavery we've not dealt with and i'm creating a committee on reparations to figure out how to deal with that and right communities that have been wronged by investing the community, healthcare. even me growing up, first family to go to college, it would have been hard if i were a black man. criminal justice system, cost more for college, african-americans take on more debt, would have cost more for hk. yohealthcare. put together a diverse team to speak to the issues when you might not necessarily be the right person to speak to the issues. >> trevor: you're from idaho. >> iowa. >> trevor: right, you're from iowa, and your parents voted for donald trump. >> yeah.

we're going to have to, you know, work on them. ( laughter ) >> trevor: but, really, it goes to the core of the question for me. if you could not convince your parents to vote for hillary clinton, how do you think you would convince other americans to not vote for donald trump when they did? >> yeah. >> trevor: so using your parents as the archetype, how do you convince other americans to not vote for him again? >> don't dismiss people like my parents. i also married a girl from southern indiana and she comes from the same hometown as mike pence. so i'm around, this and i reach across the dinner table before i ever have to reach across the aisle at work. i go on fox news just so my family can see me on tv. ( laughter ) that's, like, the only way they're going to see me. so i worked in congress to pass bipartisan legislation. i worked with the republicans to get rapid dna in our police station so rape victims can get justice more swiftly and rape kits don't sit on the shelves

but the innocent can be cleared more quickly. i worked with representative from wisconsin. i'm not going to dismiss republicans who want hiring wages, lower healthcare cost and a brighter future. put me on the stage and i will dismiss the guy who ut lier failed them, racked up more and more national debt for the tax cuts and reduced our standing in the world. i think that will appeal to a lot of republicans. i think i can add states. >> trevor: you have an aggressive approach, really confident about it. ( cheers and applause ) thanks for coming on the show. an interesting journey, congressman eric swalwell, everybody! we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ oh baby.

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