- that's right, cupid me. people who are the same belong together. - that's right, and i've found somebody who's just the same as you. - really? - there she is! - haah! - what? [bleep] you, cupid me! - tee hee hee! [bleep] you! - hey, stop it! - haah! - no! - ahh-ha-ha-haah! from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (applause). >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody. i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for coming out. thank you for tuning in.

let's do it let's make a show. our guest tonight is one of the stars of the movie everyone is talking about on netflix, always be my maybe. randall park is joining us, everybody. (applause) love this guy. also on tonight's show, straight people can finally be themselves. lewis black wants to get you high and we meet the british trump. so let's catch up on today's headlines. ity legal immigration. it's how i got to the daily show and it's the prosh president trump can't seem to solve. for the last three years he's been trying everything to curb illegal immigration, threatening a wall, putting kids in cages and probably the most inhumane, lining the board we are movie spoilers. he discouraged so many people, papa will we try to get to america today, not yet, i haven't seen the new a avengers.

so because illegal imimraition is still going up trump has an idea to impose tariffs increasing tariffs on mexico until they stop allowing migrants into america. but republicans in the senate are saying that trump is muy loco. >> president trump is facing some serious opposition from his own party over his plans to impose new tariffs on mexico. >> well, there is not much support in my conference for tariffs, that's for sure. look, i think it's safe to say you have talked to all of our members. we're not fans of tariffs. we're still hoping that this can be avoided. >> ted cuz says the-- cruz says the president is playing chicken and says there is no reason for his constituents to pay the price for a massive new tax. >> that's right, even republicans don't think trump should be playing chicken with mexico. although i'm pretty sure that he would winment you have seen what that guy can do to chicken. have you seen? but yes, president trump has threatened a trade war with mexico, which would increase the price of everything.

electronics, beer, and food in america. and now tensions are running so high that trump has sent mike pence to negotiate with mexico, yeah. which i will be honest, i think is genius because mike pence isn't worried about american losing mexican food. he's never had it. i mean this guy is so bland when he eats a meal he's like mother, this is so spicey, did you have mayonnaise? (laughter) all right, moving on to some other news out of boston. pride month is a joyful time for the lgbtq people, and really anyone who is not an asshole. but if are you an asshole, there is good news for you too. >> "u.s.a. today" says a small group of men sparked outrage in boston by announcing plans to hold a straight pride parade in august. the group called superhappy fun america says it advocateds on behalf of the straight community. it released a proposed parade route that mirrors the path of this weekend's lgbtq pride

parade. >> trevor: hell yeah, finally! someone standing up for straight people. whooo 14r578 yeah. i fully support this movement straight man wants to grill steaks while wearing cargo shorts talking about how much they love watching scar face, no one should try to stop them. and yet no one is trying to stop them but that's not the point. the point is straight people deserve a parade because they've been oppressed for too long. do you realize that straight marriage has only been legal for like 4,000 years, huh? huh? do you realize straight people are the only group that don't get their own slur, huh? why do you think that is, huh? straight pride parade get the [bleep] out of here, man. (cheers and applause) it's so trolley. especially a straight pride parade in boston, the city has had six super bowl parades what do you think that is?

and finally, moving on to news that is blowing upjohn line, the next time you wish that you could call a helicopter to take you to the hospital, you may want to think again. >> a mountain rescue in arizona nearly spun out of control. chopper crews were hoisting a 74 year old woman to safety when that red basket you see carrying her began spinning. that lasted for about 40 seconds. rescuers say she is okay other than suffering some diziness and nausea but say this problem is pretty rare. >> trevor: holy shit. i'm genuinely so happy that lady is sok because like i watched that video and it looks horrifying. the worst part is when she landed they made her pin the tail on the donkey. (laughter) like seriously though, if that were me, i would be throwing up for the rest of my life, yeah. the ride home from the hospital would be like-- the next week at the supermarket, 20 years later,

i would be walking my daughter down the aisle, she would be like daddy, this is the best day-- and what sucks even more is that knowing america's health-care system, i wouldn't be shocked if next month she gets a hospital bill and it is a thousand dollars for the helicopter ride and $200,000 for the spin. yeah, she would be like why am i paying for. this actually st a dollar for each spin, but you had a lot of them, you saw how many you got. so that was obviously quite an ordeal. the good news is though she got to the hospital and she got the treatment that she needed which was being spin around a thousand times in the opposite direction. that's it for the headlines, let's move on to our top story. today was the final day of president trump's official trip to the u.k 57bd it is safe to say it wasn't the smoothest presidential visit of all time. trump beefed with the mayor of london. tens of thousands of angry brits

poured into the streets to protest him and on the way out his motorcade ran over mary poppins. and let me just say, let me just say, as a member of a former british colonnee, i enjoyed every minute of this trip. yeah, because now the british know what it is like when an unwelcome white person shows up, stays too long and shows you how to run your country in a language you don't understand, a good time, thank you. trump. (cheers and applause) but you see trump didn't just visit the u.k he also took every chance to let the british know who he thinks should be their next prime minister. >> president trurch trip's to england is starting off with a bang. he injected himself into british politics by endorsing former london mayor bore is johnson to be the next prime minister. >> i know bore is. i like him. i've liked him for a long time. he's-- i think he would do a very good job. >> do you think are or bore is johnson has the best hair. >> i don't know, but i do think

he is a good person. >> who is the british trump s it bore is or. >> i don't want to say. >> give me, i don't want to destroy anybody's career. >> trevor: oh, wow, that was actually a rare moment of self-awareness from president trump 6789 i don't want to shall-- i don't want to seesht them with me, that will tarnish their reputation, you don't want that. yeah, esnd he'd right, that is why melania kept slapping his hand away. he was like no, donald, are you going to tank my approval ratings. but it is clear, it is clear donald trump is a big fan of bore is johnson. and when you look into it, it makes sense, right. they were both born in new york city. both of them had famous cheating scandals. they have similar political beliefs. and look at them. i mean look at them. they look like they were separated at birth. and i mean purposefully. like separated at birth. like the nurse was like these two humans should not be in the same place at the same time. send one to englandk send one to

the u.s. and pray they never meet. (laughter) another thing that makes them similar is that for years no one took either of them seriously. and now just like trump, doris is poised to become the leader of his country. which used to be a-- job but thanks to brexit is about as desirable as kayne west social media manager, he said what, he said what, no, delete, delete, jesus was not wearing on the cross, no. but who is the man many have dumped the donald trump of the u.k we thought why not get to know him in another install of if you don't know, now you know. (applause) meet bore is johnson. british politician and stunt double for jeff daniels in dumb and dumber. (laughter) now many of you might be hearing being him for the first time but in britain he's a household

name. >> alexander bore is johnson is the only british politician known universally by a first name. >> bore is. he began his career as a journalist. johnson spent eight years as mayor of london. always willing to perform for the cameras. >> johnson struck political gold when britain hosted the 2012 olympics. he gained praise for steering london smoothly through the event. there were a few embarrassing moments for johnson. most notably when he got stuck on a zip line. >> get me a ladder. >> trevor: oh man, that is so embarrassing. he is stuck on a zip line up there 6789 i guess it is probably good preparation for handling brexit, oh boy, how do i get out of this, any ideas? any ideas? i thought it would be much easier. so bore is was the mayor of london. and a character who did things that made people laugh. but just like trump he also gained a reputation for his

trash talk. >> bore is johnson has refused to apologize for saying women who wear face veils look like bank robbers. johnson also blasted the president's decision to move a buses of winston chump il from the oval office. he called it quote a symbol of the part kenyan president ancestral dislike of the british empire. >> he described hillary clinton as having died blond hair, pouty lips and steely blue stare like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital. >> on putin. >> despite looking a bit like dobby the house elf, he is a ruthless and man i latif tyrant. >> trevor: okay. i honestly can't believe he said those things about mugs-- muslim women and hillary clinton but do you have to admit, vladimir putin ds look like dobby. i mean he does. he looks like dobbee got a job at kpmg.

look at himment but still it's pretty balancesy for bore is to make fun of someone for looking like a harry potter character when he looks like a mid life crisis malfoy, i mean look at him, he looks like malfoy got addicted to poations and has been trying to sustain his habit ever since. and he has continued to rise in british politics in fact after serving as london's mayor he joined parliament and became a prominent voice for one of the biggest whrund-- blunders in british political history, brexit. >> the campaign that says it would cost too much and europe control toos much has been lead by former london mayor bore is johnson. >> bore is johnson believes he owns the victory. >> i believe that this thursday could be our country's independence day. >> when you look at the eu now, it makes me think you have done some badly designed undergarment. that is now become too tight in

some places. far too con strictive, and dangerously loose in other things. >> trevor: what? forget brexit what is going on with this dude's underwear, man. like did he forget to take off that zip line harness, is that what happened it was like he was so distracted by his uncomfortable underwear it snuck into his speech. my friend, britain sliek a wedgie being pulled deeper and deeper into the butt crack of the european union, squeezing the testicles tight against my body which was enjoyable at firs but has become extremely, extremely uncomfortable ever since. now if will you excuse me, i'm headed to the bathroom to save the testes that i have remaining. now here's what is crazy. before the brexit vote, bore is lied to them in britain about the benefits of leaving the eu. and now that theresa may has

taken mofs the brexit backlash, he might get her job. but he's part of the reason that she's losing it. huh? and you thought the patriarchy was dying, baby. we need to throw a patriarchy parade. i will see new boston, yeah! so that is bore is johnson, the man who might soon be at the helm of great britain. i don't know if he would be a good prime minister or not. but i do know that he definitely deserves his own sitcom. and that's why we made it. (laughter) >> that is big..

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>> because that's how you remember your entire childhood. >> right. this is good. those women are disappointed that neefort us speak cantonese. >> hello. >> hello. >> i learned, better service. >> oh, also sometimes free-- (laughter) >> please welcome randall park. >> thank you, thank you. >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, so. >> so good to be here. >> trevor: are you king me, i told you, this you are truly one

of my favorite actors. i think you are one the funniest people on screen. >> oh man. >> trevor: for real, though. this movie has come out. and i mean i'm sure you have seen the response. if has been amazing. >> it has been amazing. >> trevor: people are raving about your performance, raving about ali who is also amazing and the two of you have come together and created something that is really special which really connected with people on many levels where. did the film come from, because you cowrote and created the film. >> agoi and i are old friends. we go way back. we came from the same college theater company at ucla and we always wanted to make something together. and we worked together here and there and she was a writer on fresh off the boat. and we just always wanted to do our version of when harry met sally because that is like my favorite movie. so the opportunity came and we just got to writing it. >> right. >> you borrowed from your life to write the script. what i really loved about the story because i didn't know the part of your life. because you play a character who

is living at home, in the bay area, and what i loved is how you created this world. like i live at home with my mom. >> clubby like. >> yeah, yeah, why did you use your life and why was it important for to you create a character that was like. >> well, we wanted to reflect real people who exist in the bay area, this real community of people. and yeah t was important that my character marcus wasn't a schlub. you usually see the guy without lives at home as a schlub and smokes weed. my character smokes weed but is he not a schlub. and we just wanted to create real people. >> yeah. >> that was really important to create people, you know, who are human being. >> your character who is this guy who lives at home and he falls for a celebrity tv chef played by ali wong and he is like i want to get that girl. swi highly unlike him. it struck people in the movie is key ano reefs who pops into it,

how does this play out, don't spoil anything. >> well so marcus and sasha played by the great ali wong, they are old friends and they reconnect after 15 years. and they had a past. >> yes. >> and at one point marcus realizes that he is in love with sasha. and at that point she starts dating someone new. nd she is a celebrity chef so she knows famous people. >> trevor: right. >> and the famous person happens to be key anu reefs swi marcus' worst nightmare. and so yeah, there is-- it is a great sequence in the film. and it is just great. >> trevor: he is surprisingly funny. >> is he hilarious. >> trevor: everyone knows key be anu reefs and john wick and the matrix kicking ass and diffusing bombs am is he funny, ad-libbing. >> he was improvising. he brought so much to the table. we forget about bill & ted's excellent adventure. it is a classic.

>> yeahment and's is such a great guy, wonderful person. >> trevor: you have to say that because you have seen him use guns. let me ask you this, what i liked personally in the telling of the story is just how you have yourself and you have ali and it is just normal. it is not a token or anything. is that a big difference for you as an asian acer in holly woods, seeing these roles, and are you not playing the quirky side kick. are you not playing asian funny friends. >> for sure. >> trevor: are you leading man and leading woman and just a story. >> ali said this in an interview and i thought it was just so well said. when you pop late a movie with asian characters, you know, you don't have like the asian girlfriend or the asian boss or the-- you have the quirkie girlfriend, we get to be human beings. >> trevor: right. >> and i think that is what we were going for. we wanted to tell a real story

that ultimately everyone can relate to and who happened to be asian americans. >> trevor: it is funny t is blowing up for a good reason. are you still one of my favorite actors. thank you so much for coming on the show. really appreciate it. always be my maybe. screening right now on netflix. randall park, everybody. we'll be right back. introducing a boost to your workout water. electrolytes, meet vitamins b, c and e. with no artificial sweeteners, this is the new propel vitamin boost.

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♪ just tell yourself that you capable, too ♪ ♪ look out 'cause here i come ♪ i make no apologies, this is me ♪ captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> trevor: well, that's our show for tonight, here it is now, your moment of zen. oooooo oh, there's my house, there's my house, there's my house, there's my house. (applause) - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ both: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ - ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ - ♪ headin' on up to south park ♪ ♪ gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ - ♪ [muffled]