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trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in! thank you for coming out! look at you guys! let's do it! i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight's is an entrepreneur who is running to be president of the united states -- andrew yang is joining us! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, you're not having enough kids, animals are out of control, and why your parents might be moving in with you. so let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with a crazy video from an airport in atlanta because we all hate going through the security line at t.s.a. but one toddler found an interesting way around it. >> a toddler's wild ride at

atlanta's hartsfield-jackson international airport. >> this two-year-old climbs on to the baggage belt and disappears in an instand. he caught up with the other bags where he enters and passes through an x-ray machine. his horrible travels send him into a massive bag room where workers quickly find him riding on a belt and rushed to his rescue. the boy passed by a section of the ticket counter that was not staffed or open at the time. >> i was just freaking out and i'm, like, oh, my goodness, i hope he's okay, i hope he's just enjoying the ride. >> trevor: yo, that momma is really chilled, i hope he's having a good ride? because if i was a parent, that experience would have terrified me because the airline could have charged me for extra check-in luggage, like that's scary. if i didn't see that video, i wouldn't believe the story at all because it sounds like a lot of one of the baby's day out movies. the kid goes in, in the cargo, ends up in paris, and somehow a cat burglar at the louvre gets

stopped committing the crime and make the baby the president of france, like (french accent) you did it, baby! ( laughter ) honestly, i got scared when i saw the boy going through the x-ray machine. it's not that dangerous, and it's how they found out he was full of cocaine. ( laughter ) by the way, raise your hand if you were not surprised at all when they said it was spirit airlines. ( laughter ) of course it was spirit. i bet this wasn't an accident. i bet the kid found out his parents were flying spirit and said, oh, hell no, i'll take my chance with the luggage. with spirit airlines, our cargo hold is our first class. ( cheers and applause ) moving on, if you saw the video of that toddler and thought i don't ever want the stress of having kids, turns out you aren't the only one. >> the fertility rate in the

united states falling tune all-time low. the number of births nationwide has been on the decline in recent years. the study by the centers for disease control says the general fertility rate developed for girls and women between 15 and 44 between 2017 and 2018. that is the lowest number of births in about three decades and according to the c.d.c., the fertility rate is now below the level needed to replace the existing population. >> trevor: that's right, fertility in america has now reached an all-time low which means people aren't having kids. more people aren't having kids. more people aren't having multiple kids. i bet when donald trump saw this he said, yeah, many of us don't have kids. many of us, no kids. eric was, like, dad, you have me! like i said, we don't have kids, no kids! ( laughter ) i have a few theories about why this is happening. first of all, climate change. it's getting way too hot to have sex. honestly, i spent last weekend

spooning my ac. yeah, just me and you. ( laughter ) but i think another problem is the memoriology that scientists use. could you hear them? there isn't enough kids born to replace the current population. that's us. what do you mean replace the current population? sounds like if you have a baby the baby will look at you in the maternity ward and be, like, time's up, old man! ( laughter ) and finally, pretty crazy story, being a policeman can be a really stressful job. you have to chase criminals, solve crimes and you have to help white people ask their neighbor to turn down their volume. but for cops in new york, now they've got a whole new worry that's disturbing the cops. >> outrage among nypd union leaders and the mayor after nypd officers were doused with buckets of water during an arrest. >> oh! >> a crowd in harlem throws buckets and pours water on officers in the middle of making an rest. in a separate incident, another

video shows it happening again. bystanders laugh and record videos, but no one helps. >> the man dumping the blue bucket is a known gang member. he since turned himself in to police. >> trevor: okay, i don't even know how to process this information. ( laughter ) people are pouring buckets of water on the police. firstov all, can we commend those police for being way calmer than any of us would have been in that situation? ( cheers and applause ) thrilled, thrilled, kudos for them this. because we've seen people get shot for doing much less than this, and also those gang members are lucky the police were calm and weren't black women. you pour water on a black woman's hair, my friends, she will shoot you and then read the miranda rights to your dead body. your dead ass has the right to remain silent! ( laughter ) this is a messed up story but it's a testament to new york's strict gun laws because think about it, these gangsters had water. wouldn't we all want to live in

a world where gang members only had access to water? it would be a completely different world. that's it for the headlines. let's move on to our top story. ( cheers and applause ) in the democratic primary campaign, each candidate is trying to carve out a signature issue to run on. kirsten gillibrand is talking about gender equality, climate change, and beto is doing the best kick flip you've seen. one issue they're all talking acts student debt. >> one of the biggest issues on the campaign trail, student loan debt affecting millions of americans struggling to keep up with their payments. >> this is a national crisis, student loan crisis. >> student loan debt is something we've got to deal with as a priority. >> elizabeth warren is officially proposing a bill to eliminate student debt for millions of americans. >> bottom line, we shouldn't

punish people for getting a higher education. it is time to hit the reset button. >> trevor: i love bernie so much, man. time to hit the reset button! which is what it looks like he's doing when he speaks. time to hit the reset -- hit the reset button on the wi-fi! hit the reset button on student debt! we have to hit every button within arm's length, all of the buttons! all of the buttons! hit them all! ( cheers and applause ) but yes, the democratic candidates led by bernie sanders and elizabeth warren are all proposing different ways to combat student debt, and the reason this is such a big issue is because america is drowning in student debt like never before. >> this year, student loan debt reached an all-time high of $1.4 trillion. nearly 70% of students had to take out loans to make it through college. on average, each student graduated about $30,000 in debt. >> one to have things that make student loan debt such a drag on the economy is it's so hard to

get rid of. >> trevor: that's right, in many ways, student debt is the new h herpes. almost everyone has it, stays with you your whole life and eventually you have to tell your fiancé about it. so... there's this thing i picked up in college -- ( laughter ) and student debt isn't just a financial burden. it's also making it hard for people to grow up. >> nearly 50% of millennials have delayed buying home or saving or retirement due to student loan debt. 17% delayed getting married. >> the amount of adults in their late 20s living with parents or grandparents is the highles in over 75 years. >> living with his parents in verona, new jersey, is not what 23-year-old anthony envisioned after graduating from college last year. but then again, he didn't envision being $80,000 in student debt either. >> obviously, i love my family, i love the free food, and i love

my dog, but i'm just ready to move on and live on my own. >> trevor: yeah, man, this kid is not special, he's not alone, across the country, college grads are being forced to move back in with their parents because of crippling student debt. even that dog, yeah. that dog wanted to move out but he's still paying off loans from obedience school. who's a broke boy? who's a broke boy? it's not real debt, calm down. oh, the debt of the dog! ( laughter ) so student debt is seriously hampering the lives of young people across the united states, but before you start rolling your eyes at these whiney millennials, remember, just lice herpes, the debt doesn't discriminate. >> americans 60 and over carrying $86 billion in student loan debts. >> baby boomers are paying off student loans into their 60s

and 70s and beyond. >> we are driving older americans into povrty, they will literally seize your social security benefit. >> student loans are structured to be paid over a very long period of time. they have no statute of limitations which means they can follow you dwroil die. >> trevor: goddam, student loans can follow you until you die? we hope that's where it stops. it would suck if you were still paying off loans in heaven. jesus and martin luther king are, like, we're going to ride unicorns, you want to come? oh, i can't, i've got to work a shift at bloc blockbuster, yeah. the blockbusters are in heaven. that's where they are now. miss you, blockbuster. the point is student debt is affecting everyone. young, old people, village people, why do you think they were living at the ymca. young or old, student debt is

probably affect your life. older are losing social security and younger are moving back in with parents. if something doesn't change, it will reshape everything forever and all of the family tv shows. ♪ ♪ ♪ he can't afford his opportunity loans ♪ ♪ he got no job, he moved back home ♪ ♪ now his entire family is screwed ♪ ♪ the debts ( doorbell ringing ) >> hey mom and dad, i'm moving back home because i can't afford my loans. >> what's this, a box of bowling balls? >> my unpaid bills. ( laughter ) ♪ >> a surprising new bodily fluid you can sell for cash!

>> mom, dad, there's a weird guy in my room. >> that's pete. >> we sublet your room to make ends meet. >> no way, i want my own room. >> you want to start paying rent? >> hey, pete! i called top bunk! ♪ ( knocking ) >> hey! i'm the school loan debt collector! open the door! hey! get over here! come on! ( laughter ) >> dad, what are you doing here? >> you're not the only one with student loan debt! find your own damn spot! stupid assed master's degree! ( laughter ) ♪ >> ain't but one way to get out of this student loan debt. >> honey, don't! you know we can't afford the funeral. ( laughter ) >> you make a great point. >> hey, dad. thanks for selling your kidney to pay off my student loans.

>> it's nothing. i guess i love my kid more than my kid-ney! ( laughter ) ( groaning ) >> hope my guys are hungry. >> wait a minute, steak? how did we pay for that? >> oh, we didn't. it's liver. ( laughter ) >> this is (~bleep ). >> keep the debts. >> trevor: desi lydic and jaboukie, everybody! we'll be right back! ♪ more, more, more ♪ how do you like it, ♪ how do you like it ♪ ♪ more, more, more ♪ how do you like it, how do you like it ♪ all you can eat is back. how do you like that? applebee's.

now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. and here we have another burst pipe in denmark. if you look close... jamie, are there any interesting photos from your trip? ouch, okay. huh, boring, boring, you don't need to see that. oh, here we go.

can you believe my client steig had never heard of a home and auto bundle or that renters could bundle? wait, you're a lawyer? only licensed in stockholm. what is happening? jamie: anyway, game show, kumite, cinderella story. you know karate? no, alan, i practice muay thai, completely different skillset. ooohhhh ♪ bar-r-b! barb! i can taste my beer. samuel adams sam '76 -- finally a refreshing lager that you can taste. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." let's talk about animals. they can sit up, they can roll over, and some of them can even sing like beyonce. ( laughter ) but when animals pop up in the

news, oftentimes it's because they've done something bad. so to help us cover the biggest animal stories, we turn to our very own daily show animal expert my australian cousin with a segment he calls believe these an -- (~bleep ) these animals. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> oh, hi, mates! welcome to the show! i'm australian trevor, and you can tell tha that i'm australian because i have a hat. as a wildlife expert, i love animals, but the truth is some them are downright dicks. animals like this kangaroo, half rabbit, half fanny packaged 100% 100%wanka. >> a paraglider gets a rude awakening while landing in australia. >> what's up, skip? [bleep] go away! >> go away.

a go probe cam catching the moment the angry kangaroo charges at the man. thankfully it hopped away seconds later, leaving the man with barely a scratch. >> jumping jaguars of the jamboree! i was peacefully par gliding and this roo comes at him like he's liam neeson and this guy took his kid! this kangaroo has a particular set of skills, being a dick! probably why the kangaroo got fired from the airport, he kept flying the planes every time they tried to land. and if it's not that, it's criminal bears grabbing your garbage. >> a bear's attempt at dumpster diving ended in free frustration. walked up to a colorado marijuana dispensary looking for munchies, the bear broke through a fence, started sniffing and tried to get into the dumpster but the dumpster was a bear resistant con stainer. the bear decided to roll it down

the street before eventually giving up. >> trevor: what? whomping wanna bees at a wal-mart. this bear stealing a dumpster from a marijuana dispensary is not only criminal it's dumb. no potheads leave food around! it's like searching for porn mags at mike pence's house. he gets off to the l.l. beans winter catalog! ( laughter ) at least the bear had the deansens si to do the crazy shit at night. animals in africa terrorize you in the bloody day. >> what would you do if an angry elephant charged your jeep during a safari? >> this is a scene where a raging elephant charged a safari tour jeep. the video was taken by a tourist in the back to have the jeep. the driver tried to reverse away from the charging animal. >> jumping jeff yi epstein on a

positiono stick! that elephant needs to calm down! all these nice people wanted to do is barge into his home and snap photos of him when he was taking a bath. if anyone wants to watch me shower, they're welcome. i set up a webcam! the bloke is live streaming the whole thing. you should be calling your mom goodbye, mate. busy out there, you've got to pay attention to tell faint or you will end up with a tusk so far up your bum it becomes an extra tooth, mate! these safarigoers got off with a scare. >> a harrowing experience of a 9-year-old florida girl after being attacked by a bison at yellowstone national park. >> what started as a family's yeah-inspiring encountero turned to horror. people getting a close look at a massive bull bison then suddenly it charges, plowing into a

9-year-old girl and launching her several feet into air, she was rushed to a clinic. ragers said she's lucky not to be seriously injured! >> why would you flip a girl? go after her coward parents! they ran away faster than a cheetah late on his child support! after that, you're never getting respect from your kid. tomorrow night that mom will be, like, katy, you left the dishes in the sink, and she will be like kind of like when you left me for dead when the bison used me as a hackie sack. i have to investigate a dangerous animal running a ponzi scheme. back to you, trevor! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: thanks, australian trevor, we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause ) gatorade.

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proposals. the only place i didn't think you were having fun is when your opinion at the debates where you had 2 minutes and 53 seconds of time to speak. what will you do next time to get more time, cough, interject? i don't think you were very happy. >> i will have to say the debate in new york next week is a very different story. not only is the format set up for us to succeed but we got a poll that helps us qualify for the debates in september as well. the debates are a whole string and we're in a great position to be here the entire way. >> trevor: you're running a long-term race. you've come in as somewhat an outsider, you come from silicon valley, that is your world, and many of your policies have been aimed at or from that direction. one of the biggest ones you have been called for some the doomsday candidate, where you've said if we don't do something about robots and a.i. it's over

for human beings. what do you mean? >> i looked at the numbers and did the math around what happened to many of the manufacturing workers in the midwest that in my view ended up electing donald trump, and the trends that affected those communities are now going to affect retail workers, which is it the number one job in the united states. it's going to start hitting truck drivers in the next number of years and driving a truck is the next most common job in 29 states. when you call a customer service line you get the operator. in a few years, it will be an a.i. who sound like this, hi, trevor, what can i do for you? >> trevor: that's creepy. >> it is creepy. >> trevor: you think it will get to the pointy even human jobs are completely done by a.i. and robots? >> certainly a lot of the business process jobs. 2.5 million americans do customer service for a living now and that job's days are numbered, unfortunately. >> trevor: so what do you think you do in that circumstance? put a tax on rough -- robots or protect the workers?

( laughter ) >> don't laugh, that's a good idea. >> trevor: what you say to american workers who say i don't have a job and i want to change this? >> that's exactly right. amazon is closing 30% of america's stores and malls and paying zero in taxes. we set up a mechanism where american people get our fair share of every amazon sale, google search, robot truck mile and put a dividend into americans' hands of $1,000 a month. the freedom dividend would help americans feel we're benefiting from all the progress and innovation. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: yeah you like that. a lot of people like that. because, i mean, it takes guts to come out and say my plan is we will give every single american $1,000 a month just for being here. >> yeah, it's like m monopoly bt instead of passing go, it's the first of the month. >> trevor: but now here's the thing, monopoly always ends in tears, and that's what people

are saying would happen if you gave people universal basic income. the smaller countries have trial date it uh but, they have found in some scandinavian countries people don't want to work, they lose ambition, there's a negative effect to that. how do you pay for it and ensure it doesn't mean people just don't contribute to society? >> when i've looked to all the studies as to what happened when people got money, only two groups worked less, new mothers who spend more time with their children and teenagers who spend more time in school and graduate. >> trevor: and how do you pay for it? >> if you have a trillion-dollar tech comeen like amazon paying no taxes, you will be looking around saying where's the money going? but if you give the american people a slice of every amazon sale, every a.i.-driven intersection, just a sliver, because the payment of value that technology will generate will literally be measured in

hundreds of millions of dollars. we have to put ourselves in a position to benefit and pay everybody $1,000 a month. >> trevor: one of my favorite quotes of yours is you said you are the complete opposite of donald trump, and the reason was -- ( cheers and applause ) -- listen to the reason why -- >> because the opposite of donald trump is an asian man who likes math. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: how do you think math helps you in campaigning? no, because it feels like americans like more of the show, more to have the celebrity as opposed to the numbers and percentages. do you think you can break through with the math of what you're proposing? >> math is an acronym which stands for make america think harder. ( cheers and applause ) it's certainly not immigrants that are driving these economic problems, it's the fact our economy is now progressing to a point where things have changed

fundamentally, and when i go around to people in ohio, new hampshire, there's actually a huge appetite for this type of solution. people say to me all the time, you don't sound like any politician i've heard before, and they love it. ire not, like, get me a politician fast. ( laughter ) they say you don't sound like any other politician and this is what we need. so there is such a massive market need. i'm an entrepreneur and you see there's a market need. the politicians are not addressing the elephant in the room so i'm running for president. >> trevor: i hope you make it to the next and the next debate. fun having you around. andrew yang, everybody! we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause ) ♪once upon a time i was drinking dos equis,♪ ♪now i'm just waiting at the bar.♪ ♪there's nothing i can do ♪there's a really big crowd at the bar.♪ summer jams with dos equis

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