>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out! as always, wow! let's do it! our guests tonight are the creators and stars of "south side" right here on comedy central, bashir salahuddin and diallo riddle are joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause )

also on tonight's show, there's a hotel in space. native americans are taking their land back, and elizabeth warren goes head to head with donald trump. so let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ let's kick it off with sean spicer, former press secretary and human dilbert. like most people president trump hires, spicer left the administration with his reputation in tatters. but if there's one thing american loves, it's a comeback. >> former white house press secretary sean spicer making his debut on "dancing with the stars" and it wasn't entirely pretty. his partner a former champ described him as dancing at a pre-pre-school level. the judge said of a performance is it was like you were being attacked by a swarm of wasps. >> trevor: damn! the judges did not like spicer's dancing or at least that's how it sounded last night.

but today sean spicer said it was actually the best performance they had ever seen of all time. ( laughter ) honestly, i think spicer will be perfect for "dancing with the stars." pretend you know what you're doing till you get kicked out. but a bit of a reversal for spicer. at the white house he would be telling the outrageous lies, but on this show some wardrobe person looked him dead in the eye and said that looks great on you, sean. ( laughter ) let's move on to science news because people are going nuts about a major breakthrough. >> big news for more than one million children with peanut allergies. >> an f.d.a. committee recommended approval for first of its find treatment of a capsule with a miniscule amount of penalty powder. over the time the doss is increased. >> so their body develops a tolerance and says this isn't foreign, this isn't weird. >> trevor: wow, great news for kids with peanut allergies

because now they can go to school without worrying about getting exposed to peanuts. even better news for mr. peanut. now his kids can go back to school. people don't think about that. they haven't been in class in two decades. they're so far behind. they will be, like, two times two is two. you're the dumbest peanuts ever! and by the way, i love how the peanut pill is just ground up peanuts. because when you think of pills, you think of a signist the in a lab mixing chemicals. this is is just a guy grounding peanuts over a bottle. and knowing america's healthcare system, that will be, like, that was $4,000. that was just two peanuts! yeah, but i did the grinding! i also love how the cure for a peanut allergy is just more peanuts. it's counterintuitive when you think about it. it would be cool to build up immunity to getting hit by the bus. the first day you just have the bus slowly push you, the next day it hits you a little harder

and by the end of the week it's full speed, ha ha! i'm immune! ha ha! time to eat lunch! oh, no, peanut butter! i forgot to take my pills! ( laughter ) finally, if you're searching for a vacation that's totally out of this world, good news for you. >> if you want a hotel room with a view, how about book ago room in the world's first space hotel. it's a cruise ship style luxury hotel that will rotate in space. california company the gateway foundation released plans for the von braun station, including restaurants, movie screenings, low gravity basketball and rock climbing facilities, they hope to get it off the ground in 2025. >> trevor: a movie theater? you will go all the way to space and watch a movie? ( laughter ) sort of makes sense because when you think about it, space is probably exciting for about, like, 15 minutes, and then at that point it's like how many times can you say wow. yeah, just like, wow! the earth! wow, the moon!

( silence ) ( laughter ) guys want to watch the lion king? ( laughter ) i also feel really bad for the staff on the hotel, because you realize they have to do the same training as astronauts to work there, but then you go up and just clean a hotel. the boss would be, like, congrats on the bachelor's in physics, now clean the seamen off the sheets. let's move on to the top story. ( applause ) the presidential race, even though we have been in primary season for six years, we're still eleven months away from seeing one democrat face off against donald trump. but last night we might have got an sneak peek to have the general election because last night elizabeth warren and donald trump held dueling cam pan rallies on opposite sides of the country. so let's start with elizabeth warren. massachusetts senator and mom who knows all the two letter words in scrabble.

( applause ) over the past few months her rally crowds have been growing steadily and, last night, she brought her show to new york. >> so, overnight, senator elizabeth warren drawing one of her biggest crowds of her campaign today. thousands filled new york's washington square park last night to hear her speak. >> dramatically the speech was at anti-corruption, warren hitting president trump as being corruption in the flesh. >> no one is above the law, not even the united states president. impeachment is our constitutional duty. >> after that enormous event in new york city, warren spent almost four hours taking selfies with supporters. >> trevor: that's right. after her speech, elizabeth warren spent four hours taking selfies with her supporters. it took three hours to get most of the crowd and then an extra hour for that one annoying person who's never satisfied. oh, no, wait, i look weird. do it again. let's try portrait mode.

now one with funny faces, aaaahhh! oh, memory is full, let me delete a podcast, hold on, hold on. ( laughter ) warren is popular because she knows how to present her policies in a simple way. last night her plan for a wealth tax got the crowd going. >> it's time for a wealth tax! that is a two-cent tax on fortunes over $50 million. your first $50 million, don't worry, you're in the clear, but for your 50 millionth and first dollar, you've got to pitch in two cents, and two cents for every dollar after that, just two cents. ( cheers and applause ) ( audience chanting ) >> trevor: two cents! two cents! two cents! ( laughter ) not only is that a great chant, it also sounds like a name of a much less successful 50 cent.

two cents! go shorty, it's your birthday. i couldn't buy you anything for your birthday. here's a coupon for every hug. ( laughter ) while elizabetharren was taking over new york, donald trump was doing his campaign rally new mexico, a solidly blue state with hispanic population, which is probably why he tried to taylor his speech to the crowd and it got a little uncomfortable. >> another great friend of mine, he happens to be hispanic but ever never figured it out because he looks more like a paswasp than i do. so i haven't figured that out. but i tell you what, there's nobody who loves this country more or hispanic more than steve cortez. steve. ( cheers and applause ) thank you, steve. nobody loves the hispanics more!

who do you like more, the country or the hispanics? he says the country. i don't know. i may have to go for the hispanics, to be honest with you. ( audience reacts ) >> trevor: what in brown jesus' name was that? what do you like more, the country or hispanics? those two things aren't even in the same category! what do you like better, pepsi or mon goalia huh? it's also a shitty question because it implies that hispanics aren't a part of the country, right? and what's amazing is it was still somehow only the second most offensive thing trump said in the clip because trump also said he was confused by his hispanic friend who looks too white? he said, i don't get it, how come you're not wearing a sombrero or dancing the salsa? you're less hispanic than sean spicer. ( laughter ) and when trump wasn't busy torturing hispanic people with

weird mind games, he tried to stay focused on going after his democratic rivals. but in the middle of his rant, a fly buzzed in front of trump's face, and that totally through the president off. >> so i would say the democrat party, but that's their name, the democrat party. frankly, they should probably change it because it does -- and then i would call them the democratic party. but the democrat party has never been farther outside the mainstream. every major -- that's a nasty fly. i don't like those suckers! i don't know about you in new mexico, but i'm not into flies or mosquitoes. ( laughter ) >> trevor: yeah, mr. president, i'm pretty sure nobody is into flies or mosquitoes. what do you like better cancer or hispanics? ( laughter ) now after the fly was escorted out of the arena, trump managed to get around to his policies

and his main pitch is that he plans to move america forward into the 180s. >> cars have so much junk on them now to save a dine tyney little fraction of gasoline, they have so much junk that they are less safe. so what i want to do is the following -- undure our rules and regulations -- under our rules and regulations, they could be heavier. they're like papier mache now, somebody touches them and the entire car collapses. we will defeat terrorist to drive up the cost of houses, cars, healthcare, light bulbs, right? they took away our light bulb. i want an incandescent light. i want to look better, okay? >> trevor: yep, that's right, trump wants to roll back energy regulations instituted by bush and completed by obama because he thinks he looks better under old light bulbs.

there are much easier way to look better than rewriting u.s. energy policy. maybe you could try a normal haircut or a suit that fits or just standing next to stephen miller, you know. yeah, maybe he's born with it, maybe he's next to steve, you never know. by the way, new cars are meant to collapse in an accident, right? you should know this because the more impact the carob, so, the less that's transferred to the passengers or the driver. i don't know why i'm explaining science to a guy who stares at the sun during an eclipse, this is a waste of time. moving on, elizabeth warren was talking about making the superrich pay two cents more. trump, at the same time, was bragging how he helped the mega rich keep their cash. >> we eliminated the unfair estate tax or death tax so that you can now give your farm or your ranch to your children. now, if you don't like your children, don't do it. i know a guy who can't stand his

children. they're honorable, horrible human beings. they're a little older now, but they're horrible human beings -- >> trevor: really, donald? you know a guy who hates his children? hmm? ( laughter ) you won't believe how horrible these kids are -- let's call them beric and john dunior. i hate them, their sister is hot, though. ( audience reacts ) am i the only person who feels donald trump uses these rallies as his personal therapy sessions? pretty soon he's just going to come out on a couch telling us his pain -- ( as trump ) who here wasn't hugged by their father? what do you like more, hispanics or your fear of dieing aloan? ( laughter ) though it's over a year away from the election, yesterday might have given us an idea of what to expect from the race. elizabeth warren proposing radical changes to transform america and donald trump making his pitch for why things should go back to the good old days. you know a time when light bulbs

were less efficient, cars were more dangerous and his friend didn't have to deal with his annoying kids scmeric and ron dunior. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) gatorade.

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( cheers and applause ) > >> trevor: welcome back to the "the daily show." everyone has heard of the hamptons it's where new york's rich and famous get their summary on but these past few months they have been the home of a midge dispute. michael kosta has more >> when you think to have the homp tons, you think of pristine beaches, cold rosé and dressing up as a villager to sneak into a labor day party. but the hamptons have a dark side, an ancient conflict between the white man and mansions and the native tribe that live next door on their incest rail lands. the con snrict is erupted as the tribe erected a giant tribal monument on the only road into the hamptons. i went to find out how an indigenous symbol could raise tensions >> it is kind of an eyesore, you come here for its beautiful

nature and environment and to see that, it's just out of place >> very obtrusive and distracting >> okay >> it's so big. there's so much to kind of cover from top to bottom >> it's distracting and so could be potentially dangerous for any of the drivers >> okay, it's potentially dangerous for drivers, but that's not the main objection >> i believe that doesn't allow you to maintain the purity of an enclave here >> when white people start talking about purity, even i get a little creeped out. but many of these hamptonites believe the monument infringes on their spiritual connection to the land. i met with chairman bryan polite from the tribe. thank you for sitting down. i know you've had bad experiences with the white man but i've come in peace >> we've all about peace >> trevor: the people in southampton are saying due to your monument their way of life

is under attack. ( laughter ) you're laughing. >> that's just laughable. we're a sovereign nation and they have no authority to tell us what we can and can't do on our tribal land. >> trevor: what was the reaction within the tribe when the monument went up? >> very happy. we're the forgotten people to have the hamptons so we have our marker at the gateway reminding them they're visitors on our land. >> trevor: could it with a totem, rock carving or an an gent burial ground? would the powers reveal my spirit animal? i couldn't wait to experience this mysterious tribal monument for myself. holy shit, it's a billboard. i've never seen anything so big. i mean, i have, but it's pretty big. so these natives are using capitalism to ruin the white man's sacred way of living with nature. talk about cultural appropriation. this tribal monument looks a lot

like an electronic billboard. >> if you ask anybody in the tribe they call it a monument. >> it's a side hustle. you making extra money on the side. >> it's a monument to overcome adversity and say we're here. you need money for police department, playgrounds, social programs. so it will have an immediate economic impact to the nation. >> how much is economics for the tribe and how much is (~bleep ) to the hampton residents. >> a lilt both. >> you see, that's not very polite. >> every time someone builds something on our ancestors bones that's a big f to us, so if we can stick it to the town that's stuck it to us the last 2 3* 75 years, the better. >> okay, s so no more golf for . >> thank you. >> white people have been sharing an important part of their culture. lawsuits. members of the tribe see these

as part of a long pattern of oppression. >> trr restitutions and reparations that have to be made. the time is now. the sign is pointing to it. >> it's horrible since the way we have been treated since 1640. i can go into town and mow your lawn and clean your toll it and pretend it's okay. no more. come to my reservation and see why it's important to make a stand. >> trevor: as a white man facing 400 years of injustice and poverty made me feel like a piece of total shit. but gazing across the bay al at calvin kline's mega mansion, it hit me, maybe i could be the guy in the kevin costner movie and bring peace to the pale faces. i knew the perfect way to reach them. ♪ ♪ ( laughter ) problem solved. >> trevor: michael kosta, everyone. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause )

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(dog barking) by google nest. there's a lot of stuff michael follows online. then he tried tostitos scoops and salsa... and he started following them in real life. no! ♪ and kept following... ♪ everywhere. ♪ wow, okay. boundaries, michael, boundaries. hey, mike. sup. oh! tostitos. get together already. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guests tonight are the creative executive producers and stars of the critically acclaimed comedy central series "south side." >> welcome to spike tank. >> simon and spike's tank of sharks. >> and k. >> i present to you extendible shoes for children, they never grow out of style. >> big ass shower head.

>> liquid condoms. first you dip it, then you dip it. >> basics -- cocaine, we buy ten keys of pure colombian. >> i'm listening. >> you can't be serious. >> trevor: please welcome bashir salahuddin and diallo riddle, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> oh, yeah! >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." >> thanks for having us. >> trevor: let's start with a few congratulations. first of all, congratulations, the show has been renewed for season two. >> that's right ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: and congratulations on having two successful shows on the air at the same time. >> yeah. >> trevor: that's really amazing because you have "south side" and sherman's showcase as well. >> that's right. >> trevor: did you in your

wildest dreams predict that that would happen? >> i didn't even think i would be employed in 2019. we always said we wanted to have our own baby, we wanted to have our own show. we got blessed and had twins. >> trevor: what's amazing about the show you don't see the south side of chicago like this. >> not at all. it's a neighborhood that's been -- there are a lot of demagogues who have completely convinced you everything on the south side of chicago is violence. we don't even have to say some of the politicians that have made it their industry to say these kinds of things, but we wanted to show the actual south side. >> being born and raised on the south side of chicago, i saw, look, this is not my city. my city is a place of joy and laughter. i actually thought about this with regard to you because you're from south africa. what i hear from people and see in the news, i would love that there's a show about your city that came from your voice because you're coming from the inside and as we try to reform what people think about when they think about chicago, they

say, well, let's chicagoans tell us in front of and behind the camera and people from chicago came out. we saw extras who came out and said we can't believe we came to chicago and don't have to play a corpse! we get to have fun today! ( laughter ) >> trevor: that's what i like about "south side," it's the diversity of an idea people don't willingly accept because a lot of people want to put places like chicago in one box. is south side dangerous or is it only -- no, it can be both things at the same time. >> that's right. >> trevor: why do you specifically hire people and cast people from chicago? that's a specific decision to make. >> there's a great comedy decision. people are looking inward at their own family. so many great comedic voices come from what happened around mom's dinner table and goes all the way back to the osmonds, i love lucy worked with her husband. diallo was on the show marlin for a while, that was the wayian's family, it was their voice. for chicago, we want to tell the

story about chicago. let's get real. my wife son the show. shout out shandra, hey, baby, hi. and that's done. ( laughter ) >> didn't want to forget that. >> no, i remembered that. but also our friends the twins are on the show, my brother is the star of the show. diallo is in the show. it's nice when you make something and look around the room and see people whose comedic voices help inspirous and you create something that feels specific and unique. >> quickly, i was getting into a lyft after a shoot and the lyft driver was, like, hey i heard you are making a comedy about the south side, and he said it weird, i didn't know if he had an agenda or this was going to go bad. i said, yeah, we are shooting a comedy about the south side, he was, like, thank you. >> trevor: that's a weird for him to change his tone. >> yeah, he was nervous for a while. >> trevor: yeah, yo, i heard you making a comedy on the south side -- >> click, click -- >> good conversation. >> trevor: good conversation

and emotional rollercoaster. what do we look forward to in season two? >> more of the same. the people people love in season one will come back. we'll expand in the city. our show takes place in a primarily economically side. but there's so much more. the objections are in chicago. >> trevor: you're, like, barack, if you want to pop into the show -- >> if bo the dog wants to be on the show, we would love to have him. if we could get bo, that would be great. >> but we want to do more, one of our goals was to create a space where something funny could happen. we love the simpsons. you could veep sods where marge is the star and similarly on the south side we have 153 speaking parts. comedy is coming from every direction. so next season, more of the same, more great chicago stories

and human stories. >> trevor: 100% from rotten tomatoes again. thank you for being on the show. ( cheers and applause ) the two-episode season finale of "south side" will air september 18th at 10:00 p.m. on comedy central. bashir salahuddin and diallo riddle, everybody. we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ when your energy is spent but there is so much more you want to do.

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