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>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody. thank you so much for tuning in! thank you for coming out! so much energy! wow! i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight is a rapper and a poet who just started a new book club. noname is joining us on the show, everybody! it's going to be a great conversation! ( cheers and applause ) also o on tonight's show, how to watch twice as many netflix shows and why your underwear

could get you killed and there's a spy in the white house. kick it off with netflix. streaming giant and the murderer of blockbuster. after revolutionizing tv, the streaming service is now revolutionizing time. >> backflash netflix is getting from hollywood directors. yesterday the streaming service says it plans to test a new feature to allow the viewers to speed up or slow down a movie on their smartphones. while judd apatow thinks it's a terrible idea, he said no don't make me call every director and show creator to fight you on this, netflix says we're always experimenting on new ways to help members use netflix. >> trevor: netflix is launching a feature to allow you to watch content at a faster speed. i can't wait to watch nine years a slave. it's not as bad anymore. but this is a big move for netflix, and in response, h.b.o.

says they're going to introduce a button to let you completely skip the final season of "game of thrones." it's going to increase the experience. people are going to be, like, yeah, this is enhancing it. in effect needs to introduce a "with my parents" button so you can push it and it skips all the sex scenes. the movie will be like. are you ready? yeah, i'm ready. oh, good morning! yeah, yeah, good morning! ( laughter ) today we learned new details about the raid that took out i.s.i.s. leader abu al baghdadi and some of the details were intimate. >> new details of one of the most wanted terrorist killed in a raid by u.s. commandos. >> this rubble is all that's left of al baghdadi's last hide out. the commander of the kurdish fighters told us his intelligence service had a top i.s.i.s. informant passing information on to the kurds which they passed to the c.i.a.

abu bakr al baghdadi was not an easy target but the spy was still able to collect vital information. >> the informant had a piece of baghdadi's underwear and u.s. forces had it to get a dna sample to be ready to make a positive identification when baghdadi died. ( laughter ) >> trevor: wait, hold up. they found al baghdadi because an informant stole his underwear? ( laughter ) i feel like the informant just had a weird underwear fetish, and the army walked in on him one day and he was, like, no, i'm spying for you, yeah, these are how you find him. give them back when you're done. ( laughter ) also, did you see al baghdadi's house? the united states does not mess around. they'll kill you and destroy your entire house. i'd love to see i.s.i.s. try and get the security deposit back from the landlord. yes, there's no walls anynor but

we vacuumed. come on, meet us halfway. ( laughter ) finally, here's a fun story from the world of sports. >> the landmark advancement in professional sports, the fliers have opened a rage room in wells fargo arena, a place where fans can unleash their anger, allowing fans to smash stuff inside the disassembly room, the first ever raids room in professional sports. >> trevor: okay, this is so strange because hockey already had a place to get your rage out, it's called hockey. ( laughter ) it's a kind of crazy concept, but at least now pewie know how they destroyed al baghdadi's house. this is probably what it was. ( cheers and applause ) it's an interesting idea, right? fans of sports games, right, in philadelphia can go to a room and smash things to release their rage, which is actually pretty cool, except for the fan who's going to walk into the wrong room at the stadium. just aaahhh! oh, this is accounting, oh.

second on the left. oh, my bad. my bad. i'm so sorry. i will tell you this, though, this room wouldn't work if you let an african uncle into the room because they're not going to smash anything. knowing my uncle would take all the stuff home with him. i'm going to take that and that as well. sir, you have to destroy it. okay, i will destroy this tv by watching it every day, ah? doubletime netflix. ( laughter ) moving on to the top story. ( cheers and applause ) impeachment, it's democracy's one star yelp review. there have been an avalanche of bombshell developments since we last checked in on the impeachment inquiry. america's lead diplomat on ukraine bill taylor gave devastatingtime trump demanded a quid pro quo from ukraine. and rudy giuliani, trump's personal lawyer and man with bipolar teeth talked about how

he needed cash. house republicans protested not being allowed to participate in closed door hey, even though 13 are allowed to participate in the hearings, which is ridiculous. it's like storming the mcdonald's that you work at. just, like, i demand you let me in! your shift started an hour ago, jerry. just walk in. aaahhh! ( laughter ) so needless to say, many developments and today is no different. catching up on "the magical wonderful road to impeachment." ( singing ) >> it's probably presidential harassment. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: from the very beginning of trump's ukraine scandal, his defenders have relied on one key talking point to muddy the waters. none of the witnesses had actually heard the ukraine call. they all had second-hand information but none of them had actually heard the call.

well, today, all of that changed. >> defying president trump, a national security officer, iraq war purple heart will testify to congress today. first white house official on that phone call between president trump and ukraine's leader to sound the alarm. >> his name is lieutenant colonel alexander vindman. according to his opening statement obtained by abc news, vindman will tell investigators, i did not think it was proper to demand that a foreign government investigate a u.s. citizen, and i was worried about the implications for the u.s. government's support of ukraine, insisting it is my sacred duty and honor to advance and defend our country, irrespective of party or politics. >> trevor: that's right. the latest person to testify against trump is colonel alexander vindman, which means two things -- one, there is more and more evidence piling up against the president and, two, trump has finally met a colonel he doesn't like. and you can see why vindman's testimony is not good for trump. not only did he sound the alarm

about what was happening with ukraine, but the guy is a decorated iraq war veteran with a purple heart. the only american with more impressive resumes is aunt becky's daughter. because she did all that analyst captain of the crew them teem. she was killing it, yo. so if you're a trump defender, how you going to argue this guy isn't trustworthy? instead of focusing on the more than two decades he served america, you can focus on where she's really from. >> he is from the soviet union, he emigrated here and has an affinity toward the ukrainian people. >> here we have a u.s. national security official who is advising ukraine while working inside the white house, apparently against the president's interests. isn't that kind of an interesting angle on this story? >> i find that astounding and, you know, some people might call that espionage. >> trevor: no, your eyes aren't deceiving you.

the new angle on fox is that america can't trust this purple heart recipient because he moved here from ukraine. now, mind you, he was three years old when he came to the u.s. ( laughter ) so he didn't move here. he was moved here by his parents. ( laughter ) right? because now they're making it seem like he was a double agent for ukraine. like what kind of baby spy furlougthriller are you watchin? this toddler out on streets wrecking shit? is that what you think? a 3-year-old russian spy? i will join u.s. military and when time is right i will make up story about quid pro quo for mother russia! excellent comrade baby! and when your mission is complete, you can watch extra episode of papa pig! ( laughter ) and i not just fox, it's not just fox discrediting colonel

vindman, sean duffy, a former republican congressman, was on cnn questioning whether the colonel's loyalties lie. >> he's a former ukrainian, he wants to make sure the taxpayer money goes to military aid to ukraine. >> sorry, coman duffy, why does that matter? he's an active duty military member, an american awarded the purple heart. >> i'm of irish dissent, i love the irish -- >> trevor: sean duffy made it sound leak he would sell out america to another country. that's what he basically did. i have an affinity for ireland and if you get one potato in me, there's no telling what i'll do! to help us make sense of this ukraine in the impeachment saga, we turn to roy wood, jr., everybody! ( cheers and applause )

vindman is a decorated war hero, yet trump's defenders are not just challenging his credibility but questioning his patriotism. what does this mean? >> it means these people are right. the dude is straight out to have soviet union. i seen all the james bond, jason bourne movies several times in theaters by myself. eastern europe is full of spies! >> trevor: he was brought to america when he was three. >> they can activate you at anytime. ( laughter ) i was programmed and didn't even know it till one day i went to popeyes and heard my activation phrase -- sorry, we're out of spicey. man, i blacked out and woke up -- ( laughter ) -- i woke up four hours later covered in bruises and buffalo sauce. >> trevor: i don't agree, but whatever, you don't trust a guy who was born in ukraine, but he's just one of many officials testifying that trump's call was improper. like bill taylor, a vietnam vet and career diplomat who served

over four administrations. >> you're going to trust bill taylor? never trust anyone with two first names. ( laughter ) i went to school with a dude named bobby keith and he was shady as hell. you know what he did? he bought drugs from me! >> trevor: wait, you sold drugs? >> that's not what we're talking about right now. ( laughter ) the point is can a two first name snitch like bill taylor be trusted especially knowing he might let me sell him drugs? >> trevor: okay, fine, but then what about john bolton? trump picked him to be his national security advisor and even he thinks this whole thing is shady. >> john bolton, i got to words for that, pssst, ha ha ha! are you going to trust a man who won't even let us see his upper lip? ( laughter ) what's he hiding under there? show us the lip, bolton? do we even know there's a lip there? if you can't see the lip, you must acquit! >> trevor: okay, roy, why do

you have a signed picture of john bolton? >> oh, i met him on the street. he signed it for me. he's a sweet dude, but i don't trust his ass. ( laughter ) >> trevor: roy, we don't even need witnesses when you think about it. we have the transcript of the ukraine call itself. i know what it says because i read it with my own eyes. >> i don't trust your african eyes. your eyes are only good for spotting two things, apartheid and lying. so i'm not going to trust your immigrant eyes over the world of president donald trump. >> trevor: but trump himself said he wants dirt on joe biden. >> you can't trust donald trump! the guy lies all the time! don't you ever watch "the daily show"? >> trevor: oh, okay. so at least you trust this show? >> no, you can't trust this show! the host has two first names and one of his correspondents sold drugs! ( cheers and applause )

>> trevor: so we shouldn't trust colonel vindman nor bill taicialtion john bolton trump or ourselves. if there's no truth and tall pointless, why did you insist we fly you all the way to d.c.? >> i come here because this is the only popeyes i'm not banned from. >> trevor: i hope they're not out of spicey. we'll be right back! >> activation! activation! roy wood, jr., everybody! [ birds chirping ] [ typing ] [ birds chirping ] ♪ ♪ ♪

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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." let's talk about fire. it keeps us warm, it cooks our food, it's how we show our appreciation for 30s traps, but in california right now fire is ruining people's lives. >> good evening, everyone, a statewide emergency is in effect across several areas of california tonight leaving hundreds of thousands of people displaced. >> before sunrise, fire exploded across the hills of southern california, a blow torch in the mountains as a wall of flames

tore into hillside neighborhoods. on this block alone, several homes incinerated in minutes. a miracle, say firefighters. everyone got out alive. >> the kincaid fire, the largest in the state doubling in size this weekend, the blaze now bigger than boston. >> at times the fire moved so quickly it burned the area of a football field every three seconds. >> if you're in the mandatory evacuation zone and you're still there watching this, you're an idiot. get the hell out. >> trevor: damn, the fire is probably looking at this dude like i thought i was doing the roasting! wow! but he was right. i know people want to fight and people think about this in a disaster but people are fools to not evacuate in a moment like this. you might be thinking who doesn't want to escape a fire? when disaster strikes, people do some pretty weird things. >> despite the terrifying conditions in wine country, this newly wed couple was given a picture perfect moment during their photoshoot. >> i was thinking of american

gothic, the 1930s painting, that was the regular normal of american life at the time, and all of a sudden in a very strange way, this has become our new normal. >> trevor: okay. that is a couple who (~bleep ) while watching the purge. ( laughter ) and they may not have been in danger but there are people who think fire is the best time to stay at home. fire is the best time to -- but people have to understand, these fires are serious and firefighter need everybody out of the way so they can fight the fires. especially it's halloween, it makes it worse, because the firefighters have to search through the smoke wondering if there's a victim or a skeleton from walgreen's. are you okay? oh, shit, ha ha ha ha ha ha! ( laughter ) plus the one year when everyone dresses like firefighters which means it's going to be chaos. i'm a fireman! thank god you're back. you're a kid! no i'm not, give me the axe! ( laughter ) these fires are dangerous and

spreading over california, like nature's version of scientology. the state is doing everything it can to stop them. >> hundreds of firefighters are coming in to help from nearby states including washington, oregon, montana, utah, new mexico and idaho. >> on the ground and in the air more than 500 personnel in an attack against the flames. a plane dropping water with laser precision. >> trevor: you know what i love about firefighters? because their job is dangerous they don't have time to be pretentious with fancy names. a poll, a fire truck, a super scooper. not like scientists who have chilled out jobs to come up with fancy words. if scientists were busy, hired jen peroxide would be called fizzy fizz. ( laughter ) what's been particularly interesting about these fires is even though hundreds of thousands of people have been displaced in california, if you watch the news, you would think

that this disaster some affecting v.i.p.es. >> tonight, the all-out assault, firefighters desperately trying to keep flames from burning down some of the most expensive homes in southern california.ir is threatening the homes of celebrities like n.b.a. star lebron james. these l.a. fires aren't no joke, he tweeted. look at actor josh dumel's $5 million cliffside home. fire is dangerously closely. kate hudson was behind the wheel in this suv evacuating. also forced to flee, arnold schwarzenegger. if you are in an evacuation zone, don't screw around, get out, he tweeted. >> trevor: i think the proper way to read the tweet is (accent) don't screw around, get out now! i'm not going to lie, i would be so confused if i showed up and arnold wanted to save me, come with me a f you want to live. he's doing the thing. >> i'm not doing the thing.

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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is a critically acclaimed independent rapper who recently founded "noname's book club," please welcome noname. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> okay. >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> thank you for having me. >> trevor: i have to start with the question that has been plaguing me, the people in the building and random people i speak to about the show. >> okay. >> trevor: your name, your rap name, noname. >> yes. >> trevor: it confuse as lot of people. >> mm-hmm. >> trevor: because they see noname and then people would be, like, wait, who's the guest? and they would be, like, why

didn't you get the guest's name? i'm, like, it's noname. yeah, but who's the name? >> the name's me. i am the name. it's a really terrible name. i couldn't think of anything clever like the baby or the stallion or whatever. i'm not -- >> trevor: but you were intentional with it. it feels like a little bit of who you are. you're an independent artist. >> right. >> trevor: i've noticed none of your clothing i've ever seen has any labels or anything on it. is that, like, your vibe? >> yes, yeah, i'm very nondescript, very low key. try not to promote any brand outside of myself because i know -- i know i'm not giving money to ice and other things people fund. so it's easier this way. it's minimal, it's clean, you compliment me, i like these things. >> trevor: oh, okay. you're an independent artist, right? >> yes. >> trevor: before we go to the book, let's talk about that.

has it become easier to be an independent artist in today's age of, like, sound cloud and everything? >> absolutely. not so much sound cloud anymore -- shout out to sound cloud, y'all put me on -- ( laughter ) -- but because of the internet and social media, if you can figure out a way to galvanize people in your local area and create a local fan base, that's what i did, extremely helpful, but, yeah, you can directly contact your fan base, and i think that's what helps the most for me. and what other reasons why? yeah, i think that's about it. social media. because without social media, i don't think it would be possible. >> trevor: that's part of the reason you started your book club. >> right. >> trevor: right? it was really an organic beginning of a book club. you were just reading a book. >> yeah, i was. >> trevor: and somebody tweeted you about it. >> right. i was reading this book called "cooperation jackson" about

cooperatives, specifically one in jackson, mississippi, and someone tweeted me, like, yo! we're reading the same book. and i was high and i thought, oh, my god i should create a book club. so, yeah, i created a book club. ( applause ) thank you. i smoke a lot of weed. but, no, yeah, so that's how it happened. and, like, i kind of polled it on my page to see if people would be into it. >> trevor: right. >> i think the tweet got, like, 5,000 retweets and i was, like, okay, maybe at least half of these people will follow the account, but then thousands more were, like, oh, my god we like reading and we like rappers! >> trevor: do you think that's something that you feel like rap needs to get a little bit more of again, it's like that idea of reading being cool? when i was growing up, i always knew tupac read, it was a thing he spoke about, and i feel like

there were a lot of rappers that said i read this and read in,, and a period where rappers said, no, it's all in the head, man, i don't read. and it feels like you're a part of a generation that are coming back to reading again. >> i would take a step further and be, like -- i wouldn't put it on the culture, it's not just rappers. it's been generally people are not reading. specific communities have been targeted when it comes to the lack thereof, other book stores or schools that are actively allowing their doidz compete and to completely be literate. i think most people in the communities that i am in and that i come from, they don't really have a choice because of the way that their surrounding community is set up when it comes to reading. so, yes, it's kind of like rappers are not necessarily promoting books, but no one, i think, really is promoting books. >> trevor: and that's why

you're doing it now, which is exciting. >> yeah. >> trevor: you've got the book club and you've got the rap going. >> right. >> trevor: i feel like the perfect combination of all of this is you need to start rapping the books or the rap club thing. >> no. >> trevor: wonderful having you. >> absolutely. >.>> trevor: for more information about "noname's book club," check out nonamebooks.com. noname. noname, everybody. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) kfc's new wings

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