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julian castro is joining us, everybody. (cheers and applause) also on tonight's show, why billionaires are having nightmares, why nazis aren't jerking it and kentucky slaps donald trump in the face. so let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick it off with election day. it is the one day of the year when it's not creepy to hang out in an elementary school. and yesterday we saw that democrats are still riding their blue wave. >> democrats claiming victory in two key races they say are precursors of what is to come. in sirnlgia the former red state turning blue. democrats securing control of all levels of power for the first time in a generation. in kentucky democrat andy beshear claiming victory over incumbent governor matt bevin. the president made the kentucky race a referendum about himself. >> if you lose they're going to say trump suffered the greatest defeat in the history of the world.

this was the greatest. you can't let that happen to me. >> trevor: yo, man, say what you want about trump but is he priceless. he is supposed to be campaigning for the governor of kentucky but makes the whole election about himself. don't let it happen to me, guys. what about me, shupt, it's about me. he is the kind of person who would show up at your death bed like please, don't die. you said you would give me a ride to the airport, please! (laughter) i don't want to get a taxi. but yeah, last night was a good night for the democrats. they won the governor's race in kentucky. and they managed to change the virginia state house from red to blue. yeah, it was a big night for them. (applause). >> trevor: from red to blue. and remember, this is in a place where the governor's face went from white to black. ohk and remember, remember that virginia woman, do you remember that virnlgio woman who got fired for flipping off trump's

motorcade a couple years ago. yeah, well, she ran. she ran for office and she won her election. (applause). >> trevor: yeah. that that finger launched her political kaer radio. i wouldn't lie if i were her i would have my firng up the entire time i was in office. the people voted for, i get sworn in, i do solemnly swear. all right, but let's move on to some celebrity news that involves emma watson or as i call her her minee pretending to be a regular person. emma watson is known for her social justice work as much as her acting but her newest cause has taken some people by surprise. >> the washington most reports actress emma watson has coined a new-term for being sij, self-partnered. watson says she prefers to use that term rather than single as she approaches her 30th birthday. >> it took me a long time but i'm very happy. i call it being self-partnered. >> the term resonating with so many self-partnered trending on social media. one fan writing i like it self-partnered concept.

>> trevor: oh, shit, new term alert. woooooo i guess because they is british il it is more lie-oo, weeoo. but i like this idea statistic especially useful for emma watson because when creepy dudes are hitting o on her saying i her aw are sijt no eye ame datek someone without is richer that be aw and better looking, it is me. expel yor mus, douche bag. but self-partner will be a ip are. which means will you are get jealousk. you will sneak at meek at your phone, who is me, huh, finding your stuff, whose underwear is this, mine? i can't believe i would do this to me. but what i like about the term self-partnered is that it removes the stigma of being single. because the word single, makes you seem like a loser. i'm single but self-partnered makes it sound like a choice. i like that i think we should find other names, i'm not a

thief, i am an expert in borrowing. moving on to some science news. if you know someone who thinks that they are the center of the universe, first of all congratulations on working in the white house. and second, it turns out that is not possible. >> scientific america reports a new study suggestion the universe might actually be a giant loop. the study was published in the journal nature it says instead of being flat the universe may be curved like a massive inflated balloon. the scientists say if someone were to travel outside our galaxy into deep space they would loop aishedz and end up back where they started. >> trevor: wow. this is something i don't really understand. in fact, what does that mean? the universe loops back around? like a pac-man board. is that-- so if you leave the one side then you come back on the other side? you get the fruit, is that how that works? because i love how the news reports that we should all know what it mean, the reporters are just like previously we thought

the universe was flat, we did? i didn't think that. did you? did you think-- i never thought about the shape of the universe. okay, once i did but i disn know that edibles were going to kick in that hard, i mean. that was like the only time. but for real though, this is fascinating but it will never affect me. like that time we found out that a t rex sounded like a duck. i mean i'm glad i know but i can't do shit with that information. because who is leaving the universe, people don't even go to queens. i mean but if i understand, if i understand the study right, scientists are basically saying that the universe is a closed circle, right, a loop. so if you go down one side of the universe, you come back on the other side. so like if you travel far enough, eventually you will find yourself. oh my god, emma watson figured it out, self-partnering. all right, that is it for the headlines. let's move on to our top story. (applause). >> trevor: now that election day 2019 is officially other, the next big voting day on

everyone's kal ender is november 3 are, 2020. it is the day donald trump will face off against the democratic nominee or his parole board, nobody knows, nobody knows. but before that date the dem contracts need to decide who their champion is going to be so let's catch up on the latest on the democratic race in our ongoing segment world war d. (applause) as the democratic field gives up for the first big vote for iowa and new hampshire, everyone's focus has turned to elizabeth warren. mass nas senator and aunt who writes i love you under all your facebook pictures. over the past few weeks warren has shot to the top of her poll thank toes her support bong college graduates, hispanic voters and kids who ate lunch with their teachers in middle school. but there is one demographic without heres warren and immediately shits their armani suit. >> elizabeth warren has got wall

street on edge. some would say in a full goan panic. >> headline after headline with ominous warnings about dropping markets, investors running scared from the pros spect of elizabeth ren being our next president. >> some democratic donors on wall street are reportedly threatening to vote for president trump or sit out of the 2020 election cycle if the party nominates elizabeth warren. >> i think wall street and especially the banks have every right to be extremely concerned about a warren presidency. >> look, i've got to till, when you get off the desk and talk to executives, this remore fearful of her winning. have i never heard anybody say look, i-- she's got to be stopped. >> trevor: yes, wall street bankers are more terrified of liz bets warren than they are of a surprise gust of wind. oh no, my cocaine, deep breathes, deep breathe, deep breathes. and it is not surprising. not surprising that the people of wall street are afraid. because elizabeth warren has proposed some of the most progressive financial policies in years.

things like breaking up the big banks, increasing taxes on the ultra wealthy and-- (applause). >> trevor: yeah, and making it easier for normal people to join the illuminati. that is like a big thing, yeah. some dude is going to be like sorry to interrupt the orgy but why whra is the wi-fi, my aunt is going to love these pictures. now it is kind of hard to take the wall street crowd seriously. and not just they still think blew tooth is cool but also because there isn't the first time they have predicted the end of the world. >> everything that obama is promising is destructive to our economy, and detrimental to the stock market. >> i think the national economy is in for a bad thing if we wins. >> if it is obama, i'm scared for this economy. i'm scared for this country. >> numerous economists and business leaders, they are thinking the economy and the stock market will tank if trump wins in november. >> if trump winsk will you see a market crash of historic proportions. >> trevor: yes, for both trump

and obama, endless claims that the stock market would tank. but do you know what actually happened? the exact opposite. it has been going up for ten years. because you see in many ways the stock market is a lot like a penis, right. there are many situations where you swear it is goes to be down am but surprise surprise, it just keeps rising. and nobody knows why. are you like dude, seriously? at grandma's funeral. >> i'm not controlling it i don't understand why. it's just happening. >> so the 1 percent are clearly not excited about the pros peck of lids beth warren winning the white house but according to these billionaires they aren't just antiwarren because she is threatening their wallets, no, they don't like her because she is also-- their feelings. >> battle of the billionaires continues after leon cooperman was brought to tears yesterday on cnbc. cooperman was and has been very critical of elizabeth warren's proposed wealth tax. >> i don't knee elizabeth warren telling me thiem's a dead beat. and that billionaires are dead beats. the vilification of billionaires

makes no sense to me. >> people cannot only see the emotion on your face but hear it in your voice when you talk about this, lee, why? >> i care. (laughter). >> trevor: are you crying? you are a billionaire who is crying because elizabeth warren is criticizing billionaires? would you like a tissue. get the bleep bleep out of here, man. are you serious right now? let me tell you something, the only time you should be crying as a billionaire is when a goat teaches you the mean of christmas, that is the only time. and mi disa int pooed in. this i'm not going to lie, because of all the things that ever made me want to become a billionaire. i want to become a billionaire because i thought the whl point of becoming a billionaire is you never have to give a shit about money ever again.

but these guy, oh, will i afford to throw a birthday party for my yacht. but clearly the one percent is terrified at the idea of elizabeth warren. she is a billionaires boogie man in fact, she now even has a starring role in the new wall street horror movie. >> the year i turned 26 i made $49 million. which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million-- it's time for a wealth tax. >> start asking the people who have gained the most from our country to pay their fair share. just two cents.

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(applause). >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. every day these men seem to be getting angrier and angrier. the question is why, we sent michael kostas to try and find out. >> meet the alt-right. >> white lives matter. >> a loosely connected group of right wing white nationalists known for chanting confusing conspiracy theories like. >> all while dressed like kids whose divorced dads made their halloween costumes. and these world war ii reenactment rejects have one other thing in common. they are angry. >> but what do they have to be so angry about. i'm a white guy, things are great. cops don't pull me over. i pull them over to ask for a bottle opener. thanks, officer. no, you have a great day. >> there is no logical reason

why the alt-right should be so angry, they're kind of winning. but what if there was a deeper reason for their frustration. >> across the alt-right movement lead ares are telling young men not to. >> masturbate. >> what. >> clinical psychologist dr. daiched lay has a theory about why these young men are so angry, they are not streajing their pepes. >> they flow how to masturbate. they are not going side to side, right they know it is up and down. >> i don't think this say technique issue. they are actually trying not to masturbate. >> used to take me hours, now but-- you know what i mean. >> have i one hand so you know, it gets less practice. >> this guy masturbates. dr. lay explained it is the main proponent of this no hwang philosophy were the proud boys. >> masturbation of lack of impulse control. >> the proud boys control that not masturbating increases their

testosterone and makes them more desirable to women which brings up one question. >> is it working for the proud boys? >> we research actually finds that less masturbation reduces testosterone. >> so there is evidence that masturbating makes you a more masculine man. >> a lot of really good things happen in your body and brain but also reserve is finding that people without watch more pornography are more feminist and interestingly they have developed more egalitarian values over time. >> you are right, i watch a lot of gangbangs and one day i thought oh my god, women have it so hard. this isn't fair. >> 95 guys and one girl? we need some better representation here. >> and the proud boys are just the tip. there are stroke shamers all over the alt-right. >> so canadian psychologist dr. jordan peterson, leader in the alt-right move nment canada. he tells young men there is nothing noble about masturbating to pornography. >> that is terrible, what else are they going it do up there,

in between periods of hockey. >> that is noble, that is healthy. >> exactly thark is healthy. >> david duke, a former grand wez ard of the kkk, he believed that pornography is a jewish conspiracy to get young white men to masturbate instead of procreating and so the white race dies out. >> what is it about the jews with these guys? and speaking of which, this far right moratorium on sal ami wrestling has been going on longer than you think. >> the nazis taught young men not to masturbate. >> nazis. >> nazis used sexual is up res as a way to increase malleable in people. if we can get people to give up masturbation, we can get nem to do anything. >> first they came for our flash lighteds and i said nothing. >> irs t is not just the insidious believe, an haircuts, the alt-right check this off on the nazis too. >> they are teaching kids to hate themselves, be ashamed of

themselves and then they can exploit them. they go down this rabbit hole of these extreme dangerous beliefs and become radicalized. >> so what you are saying is masturbation can save lives. >> definitely. >> you know what, let's do it right now. let's show them all. let's go. >> good talking to you, man. >> come on, take out your-- [bleep]. >> we can't show you the rest of that interview but i will say when i think about these young people being manipulated into joining hate groups, it makes me very angry. and-- and frustrated and-- ugh, excuse me for one second. any way, if you or anyone you know seems to be getting drawn into the alt-right, before buying that tiki torch, try lighting the one inside your

khakis firstk i'm michael kosta telling all you young angry men to stop hating and start baiting. (applause). >> trevor: michael kosta, everyone, we'll be right back. (applause) ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.

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>> trevor: welcome back to the daily show, my guest tonight is a 2020 presidential candidate who served as president obama's secretary of housing and urban development as well as mayor of san antonio. please welcome julian castro. (applause) welcome back to the show. >> good to be back. >> trevor: you bot some love in the audience. >> there you go. >> trevor: so here you are. on the campaign trail, before we get floo t i just want to say this up front, beto o'rourke was just on the show. said to my face that he was not going to drop out of the race. then he dropped out four days later. i was like he lied to my face, beto is like i'm not going anywhere and four days later i'm going somewhere, i'm going somewhere. >> trevor, i'm not going anywhere, i'm not going anywhere. >> trevor: you're not going

anywhere. >> we just made our fundraising goal we said we needed to make to stay in the race so we are working hard on the race. >> i will told hold you to it. >> either that or i will say you were the curse if i do end up dropping out. you are the curse. >> trevor: i will take it. welcome back. >> next time i will go on colbert. >> trevor: right. the race has become-- an interesting contest to say the least. you have more democrats running than ever before. you have a field that likes each other but then there are a few fractions within the party that have started to show, you know, there is the old versus the young, there is the ultra progressive versus the more moderate. you have in many ways seemed to be aligned with many of the policies in an around elizabeth warren. she said she loved your policies, you said you loved her policies what is it about the two of you that stirred up this romance in and around policy, it is a policy romance, that is what it is. >> she has a great team over there. she is nan tastic. i think she has done an impressive job on the campaign

trail. if you look at where she was earlier in thier an where she is now, in many ways the frontrunner. i told her, i think right now she is doing a fantastic job of using her biography, people need to know who you are and why you are running with her policies. >> trevor: right. >> i told her that. she is doing a great job at storytelling with a purpose. and you know, so kudos for her to what she is up to. (applause). >> trevor: mayor pete buttigieg made some news when he said he thinks that the democratic race is now a two horse race, sween him and elizabeth warren. many were like wow, you have just written off biden, everybody else. and he said this is what i am doing. was it strange for you having buttigieg say that, especially considering that you are a mayor of a much bigger town and you guys had a little spat back and forth where he said, you said he doesn't have a great relationship with black voters, you know, you pointed to the incidents that have occurred in south bend. he said to you why not come out to my neck of the woods an i will slow you around, have you taken him up on that. and what do you think you have that differs to him with regards

to the experience of being a mayor. >> i actually have a good track record with black voters. and with voaks that-- folks that i worked with in san antonio which i think is different. and my point was that we're going to need a nominee that can resonate in the african-american community, black women have been those powering our victories everywhere from alabama to the 2018 win. and so what i said what was that it's risky to have i a candidate at the top of the ticket that cannot in a convincing way those different communities, i think the track record is there on his end. in san antonio my experience was the exact opposite of that. i got appointed to the obama administration of the housing administration because of the work we did on the east side of san antonio which traditionally was the african-american part of town. and so i think the track records are different. i am sure that there are some things that he has done that are good things and i have a lot of respect for mayor buttigieg. but i do think that our

experience level is different. i don't need to go see south bend. when i was h.u.d. secretary and i was mayor of a city that is 14 times larger than south bend. in fact, we could almost fit south bend in our alamo dome in san antonio. >> trevor: let me ask you this. you have stood out in the field for many reasons but one in particular, that has been that you haven't been afraid to come at your democratic rivals. in eye friendly way but you haven't been afraid with. buttigieg you have not been afraid to say you don't have a good track record with black voters and you don't have a good relationship with them. the polls are showing that. you took a bit of heat during the debates for saying to joe biden that he was forgetting what he had just said, and he had. and people said no, they were like julian, that was disrespectful. you know that people are saying biden's mind is slipping. why would you say on the debate stage that he just forgot something that he clearly forgot that he said. do you think that is like a

respect or a certain level of treading lightly that needs to be applied in the democratic race or is there a reason you have gone no, i will tell it like it is. >> i try to tell it like it is, with biden, that was a reaction in that moment. i was not trying to suggest what mainstream media ran away with. it was that he just said buy in, and then he said he didn't say buy in, and i was just saying did you forget that you said buy in, so it was a reaction to that. but yeah, i mean look, i grew up with a mom that was a chicana activist, a mexican american civil rights activist. and for a long time, you know, i thought that there was no point in getting involved in politics. my mother had kind of come from an outsider's perspective. and i wondered whether this democratic process ever produced anything for people. and so when i run for office, i'm not just running to run. if sometimes it seems you know sharp or pointed, it is because i actually want to make a difference for people. i wanted to go somewhere.

and every time i have had the clans to search, i actually have a track record much getting things done. things that i can point to that lift people up. and so you know, yeah, i mean i want to tell it like it is. i want to tell the truth. i'm very respectful to people but i'm not afraid to take people on either. you know what, i think that in the fall of 2020, when the democratic nominee is standing up there on the debate stage with donald trump, you better damn well make sure that you are sending somebody that can fight for themselves and fight for you up against donald trump, because you know that he is not going to play nice. it is makes a lot of sense, thank you so much for joining us on the show, great to you have back here again. julian castro, everybody. we'll be right back. it (cheers and applause) [ "turn around, look at me" -the vogues ] ♪ there is someone

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