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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is an academy award-winning actor who executive produces and stars in the netflix series called "self made" about america's first femal self-made millionaire, madam c.j. walker. >> i know what it's like to not have running water or products made for it. but most important, i know if she looked good, we all look good. >> right about that. >> if you look respectable, we all look respectable. >> that's right. >> everything we do as negros are placed back on us. >> that's right. >> so if i can help one person, i'm lifting us all up. >> yes. >> wonderful hair grower gives me the confidence every day to beat the enemy, slay the demon,

fight the good fight as a colored woman in america. wonderful hair leads to wonderful opportunities. >> trevor: please welcome octavia spencer. ( cheers and applause ) >> i got to get on this chair! wow! >> trevor: wow! thank you so much for being here. >> well, thank you for having me. >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." it's truly an honor for me because you are one of my favorite actors that i've ever had the pleasure of watching. >> oh, my god. thank you. >> trevor: genuinely are you. and i'm excited to see you in telling this story as well, you're contingent the tale of an amazing black woman who overcame the odds to create an epipyre that no one thought was possible, c.j. walker. madam c.j. walker. tell me about the story and why you chose to create it.

>> well, madam c.j. was a standard bearer in my home. my mom used her as an example for me and my siblings, because we were from very humble begins. and madam was born a slave-- the first to be free in her family. and she was able to, as you said, to just achieve so much through insurmountable odds, and she didn't have the right to vote or really own property. she was born sarah breedlove. she became madam c.j. walker through marriage and through her marriage, and basically in name, became one of the most powerful women of her time. >> trevor: it really is fascinating when you watch the story because, essentially, she made the fenty beauty of her time. >> she did. >> trevor: that's what she did. here she was a a black woman who realized black women weren't being catered to at all-- something that is surprisingly still true today in beauty and in products and in care. and she said, "i'm going to make

something for my people, and i'm going to put my face on it," which was a big deal. you show that in the story. people were like, oh, madam c.j. walker, you can't just-- why do you think it was so important for her to put her face on the product because somebody said that face won't sell a product? >> because somebody said, that face won't sell a product." i guess if she was-- created the fenty of her time, does that make me rihanna? >> trevor: it does. it does. ( laughter ) it basically does. it really does. ( applause ) it really does. >> you know, but-- in all seriousness, i think she-- she put her face on the product because someone said that she wasn't beautiful. >> trevor: right. >> and i think she wanted to be beautiful in her husband's eyes. but when she realized her own beauty, that's when she became powerful. >> trevor: it really is an amazing story of this woman who has an idea, overcomes insurmountable odds-- is not a perfect person as well. that's what i love about the show is you showing us a human

being who is creates her empire. there was no "forbes," back but some people estimated she had $10 million. it's a lot of money now. it's a ton of money back then. you have been outspoken about the journey many black people, black women, specifically, face in hollywood. the challenges of not just having work but having control of your work, creating work. you have now begun a journey of madam c.j. walker through hollywood. i believe you're creating, what, 10 projects as we speak? >> yeah, a few. ( applause ) >> trevor: whats that-- what has that journey been like? >> you know, i think you touched on something really important to me because so many p