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tonight is the dundies, the annual employee awards night here at dunder mifflin. and this is everybody's favorite day. everybody looks forward to it. because, you know, a lot of the people here don't get trophies very often. like, meredith or kevin. i mean, who's gonna give kevin an award, dunkin' donuts? plus, bonus, it's really, really funny. so i--you know, an employee will go home, and he'll tell his neighbor, "hey, did you get an award?" and the neighbor'll say, "no, man." i mean, i slave all day. nobody notices me. next thing you know, employee smells something terrible coming from the neighbor's house. neighbor's hanged himself. due to lack of recognition. so... so you ready for the dundies? ugh. you know what they say about a car wreck,

where it's so awful, you can't look away? the dundies are like a car wreck that, you wanna look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you. hey-hey-hey! it's fat halpert! what? fat halpert! jim halpert. so why don't i take you on a tour of past dundie winners? we got fat jim halpert here. jim, why don't you show off your dundies to the camera? oh, i can't because i keep them hidden. i don't wanna look at them and get cocky. oh! that's a good idea. mine are at home, in a display case above my bed. yeeaacck! tmi. tmi, my friends. (michael) tmi? too much information. uh, it's just easier to say tmi. i used to say "don't go there," but that's lame. and here we have stanley the manley. now, stanley is a dundie all-star. aren't you, stanley?