you got some shit on your face. i'm trevor noah. today is thursday, the 1st of october -- that's right, we made it to october, people! whoo! one more month and we're all dead. and if you're starting to think about your halloween costume for this year, just remember, it's 2020, so if you really want to scare people, try going as something truly terrifying, like a guy with his mask below his nose. aaahhhhhhh!!!! anyway on tonight's show, we figure out how to control donald trump's debate outbursts, ronny chieng explores the latest in coronavirus festival wear, and we talk to the one and only mariah carey. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch

somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's kick can it off with subway, the most popular place to eat after losing a custody battle. while america may love subway, looks like some other countries are having a hard time swallowing it. >> subway one of the most recognizable sandwich shops was told it's not even serving bread, at least according to ireland ireland supreme court. the supreme court said the sandwiches like the meatball sub doesn't have bread because it's coo sugar ri. ireland awrves a zero tax rate for certain foods like regular bread if it meets certain requirements. >> trevor: are you serious? according to ireland's supreme court, subway bread is not actually bread because it's too sugary and i am willing to bet

subway is happy to have this be their big controversy. yep, our bread is too sweet. that's the scandal you should think about when you think absubway. make it the sop search result for subway scandal. we deserve it! sweet bread! that's our thing! shows you ireland and america are dealing with very different issues right now. america's supreme court is on the brink of striking down healthcare and abortion rights and ireland supreme court is, like, this bread, it's a wee bit sweet. i'll have to look into it. did i mix the flour with the sugar? three cups of sugar as opposed to flour? don't know about that. moving on to news from the animal kingdom. if you are bringing kids to the zoo, you may need to cover their ears at the the parrot exhibit. >> foul mouthed parrots at the zoo big in trouble for swearing at people. five african parrots were

donated to the lincoln wildlife park in the same week. the birds quarantined together but staff said the parents were swearing and cussing at each other and visitors who starred cussing back. the zoo removed the par lots rots from public view. >> trevor: this is so unfair. parrots just repeat what they hear, so if they're cursing, it's not their fault. it's the zookeeper's fault for letting them watch the presidential debate. by the way, we hear the parrots cursing because they can learn english. you realize other animals are cursing all the time, too, right? they're all locked in prison. that's what a zoo is, and they didn't even chit crimes. every time you hear a lion roar, it's another one going i want my (~bleep )! it's the circle of life! why is the zoo removing the parrots? are you insane? this sounds by far like the best

zoo you can go into. you know where i can see a bird that doesn't curse? literally anywhere. i get you want to shield the children from it, make it an adults part of the zoo. do you remember president obama, yeah, is nice guy america was with before she got catfished? well for people who missed the 44th president of the united states, here's a way you can keep a little piece of him with you at all times. >> rare items that belong to brack and michelle obama are going on the auction block. the president's number 23 high school basketball gursy and the school's 179 year book are expected to fetch up to $200,000. also for sale a vintage black cocktail dress michelle obama wore to a charity fund raiser in 2010. this is believed to be the only gown of hearse ever to be offered in an auction. it is expected to sell for up to

$70,000. the separate auctions take place in december. the auction house says the obamas did not put the items up for sale. >> trevor: does this no seem shady? an auction of obama memory peelia but the obamas were not involved? does obama even know about this? are they, like -- and the next item up for bidding, barack obama's wallet. and he's watching at home like, what the hell? for real, i think it's pretty ballsy selling obama's stuff without his permission. the man has droned people for less. you are taking chances. some of the items doesn't make sense. why does anybody want obama's old basketball jersey. he wasn't in the n.b.a. like paying thousands of dollars for lebron's history test. that's not why he's famous. but having obama's year book might be cool. it might be a nice change of

pace to look through a president's year book for fun instead of evidence. people are willing to pay big money for this kind of stuff and if a year book and old clothes will sell for $200,000, man, the obamas should just jump in. they should have a yard sale, they'd make a killing. barack should be out in the yard, this cord has been in the family since 2007 and i'm only asking $0,000 for it. it works but you have to wiggle the thing and it starts charging. sometimes it shocks, but that's life. moving on to covid 19. the virus harder to get rid of than a facebook account. every day, we're learning more and more about the virus and who is most at risk. and we all know about the elderly and people with health conditions. but now there's a new risk factor you probably hadn't thought of. >> scientists say people who inherited genes in neanderthal ancestors may be more acceptable

to a severe case of covid 19. european study links a high risk of hop zigs and respiratory failure to a cluster of genes associated with the neanderthals. those genes are found in about 16% of european population. half the population in south asia is now nonexistent in africa and east asia. researchers are not sure why the coronavirus is impacting these gene tides and say more studies are necessary. >> trevor: yo, yo, yo, that is crazy. people with neanderthal genes are more likely to be affected by coronavirus? honestly, this is kind of embarrassing because, now, if you get covid, its your great, great, great ancestor smashed a cave man. how could you, nana? it was a different time back then. he had fire. i was cold. he asked me to come over for

cave art and chill. shhe was so sweet. this was surprising to me. i didn't know europeans had neanderthal genes. this is great news for africans because they have none. some 'tude is walk around uganda saying, oooh, who are the savages now? here's looking at you! you're probably wondering whether you have neanderthal genes. there's an easy way to tell. if there's a guy behind you that looks like a monkey and one in front of you that looks like a human then you, my friend, are a neanderthal. it's science. i don't make the rules. while there's a lot to learn about this disease, there are things scientists are sure abou, washing your hands helps and don't spend a lot of time in unsanitary enclosed spaces with lots of other people. unfortunately, some people don't like listening to scientists. >> the white house blocked a new order from the c.d.c. to keep

cruise ships docked till mid february. the ships will be allowed to sale after october 31. the c.d.c. say there have been recent outbreaks of the virus on cruise ships overseas saying cruises continue to help spread the virus even when ships sail at reduced capacity. according to axios, public health officials privately complained the thwarting of the cruise ship ban is politically motivated because the industry is big in florida where the election is statistically tied. >> trevor: corona will be rolling around the ship like jay z in a pimping video. it feels like trump is trying to get people infected. cruises are legal again and from now on everyone has to cover their sneezes with another person's mouth. i don't care what anybody says,

this is clearly a politically motivated decision by donald trump but there must be a safer way for him to win is support of florida voters. why not give the medal of honor to pit bull or tax credits to anyone with exposed ass cheeks? i don't understand why anyone wants to go on a cruise during corona. it's like boarding the titanic knowing it's going to sink. the captain, i'm going to steer this into an iceberg. i don't care, i just want to meet leonardo dicaprio. cruise lines are playing chess because they know corona can't hurt you if food poisoning from the seafood buffet kills you first. doesn't make sense for anybody living in america to get on a cruise ship now. this country has a crazy high infection rate. we're all overeating, nobody's sleeping well and we're trapped in our homes most of the day. this is a cruise, people. you're getting the experience for free. finally, political news -- after

the fiasco that was the first presidential debate, americans everywhere spoke up to say, please! we cannot go through something like this ever again. and now the commission that runs the debates is taking action. >> the presidential debate commission is promising rule changes after tuesday's faceoff in cleveland. this comes amid the fallout from the first meeting between president trump and joe biden that was filled with insults and lots of interruptions. those changes could include turning off the microphone of the candidate not answering the question and then giving the moderator the ability to mute microphones as needed. >> trevor: okay, okay. cutting off trump's mike might be a good idea but they shouldn't have told him about it in advance. because knowing trump, now he's just going to bring his own mic and a portable speaker like those guys on the subway. this next question is for joe biden -- show "time," folks! it's show "time"! show "time"! i don't know if this is going to work because even without a microphone trump can still find

a way to be a distraction without talking. in 2016 he made the ridiculous faces. he lurked in the background like a t rex in a suit. who could forget his interpretive ribbon dancing. this man knows how to steal focus. they should live his mic on the same way they shouldn't ban his twitter account. i don't want anyone making donald trump seem more sane than he is. let america see who donald trump is. open the mic! look, we'll find out soon what the big changes are going to be but one of them has already been announced and i don't know guys, maybe it's because we made it but it looks very promising. >> this guy -- >> the presidential debate commission has heard your concerns about how the last presidential debate went. >> fewer interruptions. i'm appealing to you, sir, to do that. >> well, and him, too. >> that's why we've made small tweaks to the process. the next debate will feature stricter time limits, more moderator controls, and the president will be required to

wear a muzzle. >> he got thrown out of the military and didn't have a job until you became vice president. >> this has 15 pounds of reinforced concrete to reduce disruptive interruptions. we've also heard your concerns about the lack of fact checking which is why this muzzle comes equipped with a sensor which releases helium gas if it detects falsehood. >> this is going to be a fraud like you've never seen. >> and will activate a voice filter that makes donald trump sound more presidential. >> in many cases radical left. ( obama voice) there is not a liberal america and a conservative america there is a united states of america! >> the presidential debate muzzle, the next best thing to having a normal president >> trevor: we have to take a quick break. when we come back, ronny chieng will try on the suit that stops coronavirus. and then mariah carey is on the show. don't go away.

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"the daily social distancing show. ever since the corona pandemic began, we've heard that life won't return to normal until there's a vaccine.

but there's a new invention that night get us back to life much sooner, and our very own ronny chieng went to check it out >> i never thought i would say this but after five months of quarantine i'm actually starting to miss seeing people and going places. i miss going to santa con and our subway rides. my fight club and of course my illegal strip club. i miss everything. recently a tech company in los angeles released a plan for what they think could solve this problem. it's called the micrashell future suit. i wanted to talk to the genius scientist who developed this technology. and, yes, he's also a deejay and 'em d.m. producer who would only talk to me if i dressed cool >> it has an air tank that goes through a high efficiency filter that provides a safe way of breathing >> you made a breathable head condom >> yes. this could be go to a concert.

this could be go to a race. young people is not caringt that much about safety. so unless you make it cool, nobody is going to wear it. fun and sex appeal needs to be very important with our safety >> this is like p.p. evil coachella >> exactly >> this is perfect. has speakers, a microphone to help you communicate with friends and a lighting system to help you express your moods from totally faded to lit a. f.m. that's not all >> you have a canister and can fill it with drink or vape >> so you want to be able to vape in this thing? >> yes >> i don't even vape but that looks cool as hell. there's another disine feature. the suit only comes to waist level but why? >> it's a suit that allows you to have sex >> you're telling me someone would want to have sex with me if i wear that suit? >> i would think a lot of people would like to have sex with you

only because of this suit >> okay, sold. but there is one concern, how would it work for people who are too cool to go to e.d.m. raves? where else can i wear the suit, yoga? >> yes >> black friday sale >> yes >> a covid party >> yes >> a cappella group practice? we spit a lot >> you could, yes >> like my a cappella group, the suit sounded almost too good ( singing ) could this actually work? i had to try for myself and see if people on the streets of new york would embrace this innovation. >> no, i would not. >> no. >> no. >> i think this is a hard no. >> no. >> why not? >> it looks stupid. >> it's not, like, cute. >> it looks stupid. >> what about this makes you not want to dance in it? >> your face now the. >> it's perfectly fine. >> i'm sure it is. >> you would wear this? >> yes. >> go swimming in this?

>> yes. >> sex in this? >> no. >> would you have sex in this suit? >> no. >> yeah, probably not. >> i'm married. >> yeah, butt it might be fun. ( laughter ) >> i'll finally settle down and get married so we'll not have to wear the suit. >> you would rather get married than wear the suit to have sex. >> yes. >> this protects you against the virus? is it totally safe? >> that's a great question and i probably should have found that out before i put this on. i decided to talk to a science nerd who knows everything about stuff. epidemiologist saskia. >> when i first saw it, i thought it was a halloween costume. it's being labeled as personal protective equipment or p.p.e. and that's pretty much everything it's not. >> could you state your education and how many e.d.m. concerts you have been. >> i have a masters in health

and infectious epidemiology, a masters in national security and policy and a ph.d. in environmental defense and not been to any e.d.m. concerts. >> so you're not an expert in any of this, really. on paper it's awesome. it protects you against coronavirus, you can drink in it, it has speakers and you can have unsafe sex safely. why are you hating on this? >> this is a great example of being innovative to do unsafe things like a concert. but unfortunately it's a filter it's saying is protecting you hasn't been approved which means you don't know if it's working effectively. >> if the suit doesn't work, how are we supposed to enjoy live events? >> we need to stay home. the faster we can get numbers to problem, hopefully the things will be normal. probably won't be till 2021. >> or we get these funky tran suits and party now. >> i don't think that's going to happen. >> she left me in serious doubts. if the suit might not protect me, was it even worth going out

to a crowded event, listening to terrible music and inhaling toxic chemicals? i wanted miguel's reaction. >> it's good to be crueticle but you need to be critical and constructive. so at least we are trying to figure out the situation rather than just staying on our couch watching tv. it's an ambitious product. i can see my groarmt wearing this. >> i can't believe you would wear it to protect your grandma at live events. >> she's pretty dope. >> is she available. >> uh i can't tell you. >> send me her photo and i will consider your offer. >> i will think about that. >> the future suit isn't about air filter certifications, exhaust fan mechanisms and disinfection processes, it's a dream for a future in which humans can be together as one again living our lives to the fullest and doing the things we

really love without being afraid. ( coughing ) >> trevor: thank you. time for a short break. when we come back, i'll speak to the woman who brought us christmas. mariah carey, people. don't go away.

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career, her new memoir, and so much more. check it out. mariah carey, welcome to "the daily social distancing show. ( laughter ) >> thank you. i'm glad to be here. >> trevor: i have to say, growing up as one of your fans, i did not think that anything could make me a bigger fan than i already was, but your memoir has -- the best description i heard from a friend said it the best way, she said it turns you from a fan into a instant lamb because we've all grown up with mariah carey. mariah carey has sung the sound track to our lives, whether falling in love, having our hearts broken, whether it's celebrating christmas, you are synonymous with the lives that we've lived. but you take for granted that a lot of people don't know you and you've written a book now after 30 years in the industry. the first question is why now? why would you bear something so vulnerable after all these years of being shielded?

>> well, first of all, i have been working on this book for three years, you know, solidly for three years, and prior to that i wanted to start working on it when i was pregnant, so ten years ago. but it really happened the waw it was supposed to happen. i collaborated with mikalah angela davis who is one of my close friends and i feel like we get eacht other on a very specific level and many levels, but it just flt like the -- felt like the right time because, you know, it is, it is happening because it's happening and it was meant to happen and it was a cathartic experience and, again, that's why it took so long. i would have liked to have more time, you know, when you're working on something, obviously, and it's perfected and you don't have the deadlines and there it is. but my audio book has been the favorite part of the process, weaving in the lyrics and the

melodies and stuff like that. so it is a vulnerable place to be but, in a way, it's freeing because without question, they just refer to page 123 or whatever, you knowt what i mean. >> trevor: for many people, when they read this book, they're going to learn things about mariah carey that they never even would have fathomed, your honor, because you popped into so many of our lives as this perfectly manicured human being where everything was in place and perfect in the music video. but you've lived a tough life. you've overcome, you've defied the odds. and one of the things i don't think a lot of people realize about you is you are a master at your craft, not just at singing, but 19 number one hits, and 18 of those were written by yours truly. >> yes, and thank you for acknowledging that. that's been a thing, my true fans know that, and i think that's been -- i know that's been why our connection is so strong and, you know, that and other reasons because they're

relating to the words that are very personal, not necessarily the big songs that most people know, but, like, the deep cuts and the ones that are featured more prominently in the book where the lyrics are woven into the story or you will go, oh, that's what that meant when she wrote that. >> trevor: right. >> you know, so the fans know, but the casual listeners or people who are just like, yeah, i've heard her sing, whatever. i don't know if they know or care to know, if they're watching this, they will pay attention in a different way. but it's been my release. so writing this book and working on the audio book and weaving singing and music in with the stories because that's the way it's written, you know, so it was really a great creative experience for me to be able to combine those things that i love so much and, obviously, with these very personal stories. >> trevor: when you look at the stories that you've shared,

there's no denying, mariah, they're so personal. some of them are truly, truly, truly heartbreaking, and i felt almost guilty not knowing this about you and claiming to be a fan, you know. you read the stories and you go, like, man, uh didn't know mariah was experiencing this, and you just know mariah carey through songs or a meme or doing a christmas show. but when we go back to mariah carey growing up in her life, you meet a young girl who is in a world where she's told she doesn't belong. some people say that she is not black enough, some people say that she is not white at all, and, so, she experiences racism specifically growing up as a child and one of the most painful stories is where you share going to a kids' party where you thought you were going to the party but all they did was lock you up in a room and start calling you the n-word, that trauma, when you were

sharing it, i would like to know how did you deal with that and how did you almost put that in the back of your mind and life while you were entertaining the rest of us in the world? >> well, it is one of those things that i really didn't speak about to most people because, in casual conversation or in an interview format where, you know, you've got to get to a lot of subjects and you're talking about an album or whatever, most likely, i'm not going to dig into my 12-year-old past and be, like, by the way, listen to what happened to me! >> trevor: right. >> you know what i mean? and i did push that -- that particular incident town to the point where, when we were working on the book, i didn't even remember that story until further down the road. like, it wasn't, like, let me tell you this first story. like, i really started a lot with my ancestors and kind of exploring different aspects of what they went through and the diversity there, that's kind of,

like, shocking to most people because, when you see the physical book, the pictures in the book, people get it a little but more, and i know you understand what i'm saying. >> trevor: yes, yes. >> you know, it becomes a thing where it's, like, oh, and i get it now. but you're, like, well, what the hell did you think i was talking about this whole time? but, you know, again, not everybody pays attention. but, yeah, that was a very harrowing experience. i don't know that i ever felt the need to talk to anybody about it because i don't feel like i'm the only person in the world that ever went through something traumatic, but that was very specific, and i think the reason why most people wouldn't expect it is because, i don't know, because of the racial ambiguity, because of whatever. but, you know, i didn't always have my hair done and makeup and clothes and nice things, you know. i came from a place where i lived in predominantly white

neighborhoods with people with nice houses. i'm not even going to say predominantly white, they were all white. and there it was to most of them, i hate to use this word, but a mongrel. so they really didn't have a very high opinion of me for that reason. >> trevor: well, i think that's what makes this book so amazing, to be honest, it shows us mariah carey as a human being. i laughed in the book and there are moments where i'm crying. there were moments at where i was shocked at how much comedy you have in your life. you're a very funny person. you use humor in the book to deal with really sad situations. i can relate to that. but i was just like have you been hiding mariah carey the comedienne from us? is there a big part of your life that is either dedicated or sootesoothed by laughter? because it felt like that in the

book. >> yes, i definitely go to the place of humor as opposed to oh, i'm so sad, i'm crying, depressed. that's why labels on people, oh, you're this or that and whatever, you know, i don't -- it's hard. you know it's difficult, i don't have to tell you. >> trevor: right. >> but i just mean that -- how do i express it? yeah, i would rather laugh than cry. and, so, i appreciate, and we were talking about son of patricia and just you as an incredible comedian, and, you know, such a brilliant person, but also i appreciate standup and i appreciate, like, watching you and the complexities that, you know, i know we're supposed to be talking about my book, but i have to say that or i would be remiss. >> trevor: don't go away because after the break we'll have more with mariah carey.

here's more of my interview with the ledge dry mariah carey. it feels like we're getting a

lot of mariah carey now. we're getting the book, the audio book and then we're getting something i think everybody on the planet will be excited by and that's "rarities," a collection of whether it's unreleased songs, b sides and just feels like an extension of the book because it feels like a raw piece of mariah carey, you know, music we've never heard, expression we've never seen. you've got an exclusive -- you will team up with lauryn hill in one of the projects and that in itself is legend plus legend in a time for people people was golden. tell me about "rarities" and why this was the time to put that out and what you were trying to do. >> well, it so happened -- first of all, the synergy with all of this has been -- you know, i believe everything happens for a reason, but in the book, i talk about winning my first award when i was 12, a little award in

a talent show that my mother had enrolled me in against all adults, and i sang the song out here on my own by irene cara. when i sang it as a kid, i felt i was there on my own. but we found the recording that i had done. i was going to put it on an album, didn't do it, and i found it in my vault. that's on "the rarities." and i had a song lullaby birdland, a song i sang as a kid, and we found it on the recording and that's on the "rarities." but the fact these things happened at the same time is another thing that blows my mind about life. >> trevor: you've lived a thousand lives, mariah carey. i think a lot of human beings will enjoy this book because it is a human story. i think a lot of mothers and daughters will love this book

because it talks about those connections and how important they are, how much they need to be cherished. i think any child, any parent, i think any lover of music, you know, any black person, any person who struggles with identity regardless of race will love this book. before i let you go, i mean, i could talk to you forever on all these things but i guess that's why you have the book. before i let you go, i would love to talk to you about the song that has become the definition of christmas. it's pretty insane to have a song that is almost as famous as the holiday itself. i really wanted this question as an entertainer. we all hear that song, it's christmastime. do you heart and say, oh, no, people are going to want me to sing it, or do you still have as much joy from that song as we have? >> you know, it's interesting because it gets played a lot and there are all different things, but it's the first christmas

song i ever wrote. i talk about in the book how certain people in my family ruined christmas every year and i always looked forward to it and i always just wanted to have the most festive, fun holiday, and it just represented so much for me, and they always screwed it up. as an adult, i was always trying to re-create what that represented. so to have a song that i do get to hear every year -- i have three christmas albums -- >> trevor: right. >> i'm festive. i push through sadness with being festive. anybody who ever tries to ruin christmas for me will not be a happy person hanging out with me on christmas. so the answer is i'm very thankful that i was able to write this song, and i do still love it because it makes me feel like the holidays are here and that's my favorite time of year, so -- call me festive. ( laughter ) >> trevor: festive, mariah

carey. thank you so much for joining me on the show. i hope you will join me again. i hope everybody reads the book to get whatever they need from it, whether is joy of hearing you break down your music as master craftsman, or sharing your experience also. i feel it's a love letter to black we believe in all walks of life, whether private or the music industry. i feel it's a touching tale and one of the most vulnerable, beautiful stories i've read. thank you so much for sharing with us and joining me on the show. >> thank you so much, trevor. i adore you and i really would love to come back and talk to you at anytime, any covid -- what do we call this one? >> trevor: when we're not socially distanced. i agree. >> yes, yes. thank you. thank you so much. and you're incredible. >> trevor: thank you very much. thank you again for that, mariah. we'll take a quick break, but we'll right back aftewe go, please remember, the west coast is battling horrific wildfires that are destroying millions of acres of land and displacing

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i'm talking about the president. the one who called you a liar. the one who said your wife was ugly, that guy. - [grunting] okay... - breathe. work your core! - [straining] - come on. - how many is that? - not counting the last one, 25. - count the last one. - okay, 25 and one girl push-up. - oh, new record! - okay. - oh, what did you do today? - i made a sale. - oh, yeah, sitting on your big, fat butt. all right, that is the number to beat. - what do we get if we do 'em? - my respect. okay, i'll make it a little more interesting. anyone who does more than 25 push-ups... - and one girl push-up. - gets to go home. ooh! - ooh... - i say, "dance," they say, "how high?" - three, four... - here we go. oh, no, no, no, no.

butt too high. disqualified! - ow. - what do we got? creed, disqualified. - oh, come on! - 19... [groans] i had a really hard workout this morning. - [straining] - oh, wow, that is adorable! - ten. - yeah! - i'm betting...one more. - 11. wow! - good. - [all chanting] stanley! stanley! stanley... - okay. all right. - stanley! stanley! stanley... - essentially, what we have here is is one of those stories where a mother lifts a car to save her baby. - well, it's not exactly fair. he's got all of his weight that's helping him go down. - 25. yeah! - yeah, come on. you can do it! - come on, stanley, let's do it, come on. [cheers and applause]