she's telling him we're gonna go on three. [ audience cries out ] the surgery was a success. back or front? i'll take your answers off the air. goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what's going on, everybody? welcome to the daily social distancing show. i'm trevor noah. today is tuesday, the 6th of october, and if you're watching in new mexico right now, tonight is your last chance to register to vote! so if want to vote this year, go to this website and register before midnight. and if you don't live in new mexico, you only have an hour to move to new mexico and register to vote! there's no time to pack, just grab your car keys and go! anyway, on tonight's show: why america should be grateful that donald trump has corona, roy wood jr. gets his vote suppressed, and how america's presidents have been lying about being healthy for 200 years.

so let's do this, people. welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's kick things off by talking about some of the stories that we can't really spend time on today because donald trump still has covid 19. for example, gay people taking over the proud boys hashtag with photos of themselves showing off their gay pride. i don't care what anyone says, this is great. i'm glad the internet is doing more troll white supremacist challenges and less eat something that causes diarrhea challenges. this is tells how coronavirus can linger in the air after the person leaves the room, like a fart, but is actually silent but

deadly. mike pence is refusing to stand behind plexiglass at his debate with kamala harris tomorrow. blows my mind. forget plexiglass. after what we've seen at the white house this week the only place pence should be allowed to debate is inside an aquarium made of purelle. but we can't talk about those stories today because donald trump is back at the white house. yep. he did that thing that tough guys do in the movies where they tear the i.v. out of the army and say, i'm checking myself out of this hospital! then he very carefully walk down the steps to his car. look how he pats the banister like a puppy. needs to reassure himself it's there just in case. this covid thing is a rale dilemma for president trump because sick man leaves hospital to continue to get round-the-clock medical attention at home is not exactly a flattering story, but sick man

kicks virus' ass and can never get sick again, that's a good story. >> i just left walter reed medical center and i learned so much about coronavirus, and one thing that's for certain, don't let it dominate you. don't be afraid of it. we're going back, we're going back to work, we're going to be out front. as your leader, i had to do that. i knew there was danger to it, but i had to do it. i stood out front, i led. nobody that's a leader would not do what i did. and i know there's a risk, there's a danger, but that's okay. and now i'm better, and maybe i'm immune. i don't know. >> trevor: maybe i'm immune! maybe i'm spider-man and i can shoot webs out of my wrists, who knows! what the hell kind of a thing is that to say? maybe i'm immune, i don't know? sounds like the last thing a frat bro says right before he drinks the toilette water for 20 bucks! at least we know how trump is

going to try to spin this whole episode. you know, it's not that he was so reckless andig nonprofit that he got himself and possibly many other people dangerously sick. it's that, as a leader, he was brave enough to confront the virus head on. just like the only way to study marine biology is to get eaten by a walrus. now that i think about it, it's actually an amazing excuse. from now on i'm definitely pretending dim shit i do is actually brave leadership. guys, i had to accidently eat too many edibles and freak out in the park because if i didn't confront the talking squirrels, who would? and of course, trumping trump. every second of his return to the white house was choreographed for maximum television impact. >> this morning, president trump is back at the white house. the president stood on a balcony and removed his mask in a dramatic gesture. >> a double thumbs up, a salute no mask. >> the president is going inside those doors. then he comes back out still without a mast mask on

apparently to reshoot his entrance into the white house. it's four people within close proximity of the president who, of course, like we said, is not wearing a mask. this is part of the stained entrance that the president is making where he wants to be back at the white house. >> trevor: goddam! the dude ripped his mask off the second he got home! and i know trump thinks this is a triumphant moment, but he's presumably still riddled with covid and he's about to walk indoors and expose everyone inside? this wasn't a photo op, it was a biological attack on the white house. there was a photographer standing right next to him. that dude is the world's unluckiest instagram boyfriend. i can't believe this. this is trump putting his own staff at risk. you would think he would be a lot more careful about protecting his own staff. this is coronavirus, not a prison sentence. you can't just pardon them afterwards. no more corona. you're good. what? doesn't work like that?

okay, my bad. now, it would be hard to believe that trump getting infected, going to the hospital and then going home once he was slightly less sick is some kind of impressive victory for him. but team trump wants to go even further, and they're trying to convince you that trump getting covid is why you should vote for him. >> the president has coronavirus right now. he is battling it head on as toughly as only president trump can. >> the president, by fighting this, is kind of leading the way. i mean, he's a general that leads from the front. he's not asking people to take risks that he doesn't take. that's what america needs now, we need somebody who's going to get us to realize that we can live with this risk. >> this is like when the general gets wound bid the invisible enemy, goes and gets patched up and then gets right back to the front lines. >> u.s. senator marshall blackburn took to twitter to celebrate. she says, "president trump has once again defeated china.

welcome home ." >> he has experience as commander-in-chief, as a businessman, now has experience fighting the coronavirus as an individual. those firsthand experiences, joe biden, he doesn't have those. >> trevor: really? joe biden doesn't have the experience of being infected with corona? man, you almost got to appreciate the balls of the trump campaign. who else would come out and say, look, do we really want to vote for someone who understands how masks work? by that logic, trump can't understand any issue till he gets his ass kicked by it first. he should be going around, like, how can joe biden say to the auto industry when he has smashed his hand closed in the trunk, aaahhh! i'm ready. there's nothing noble about getting corona because you refused to be safe. but if they're claiming trump gained valuable experience by personally being infected by the

coronavirus, well, what exactly is it that trump learned? >> today the president sending this message, tweeting -- >> the president of the united states comparing it to the flu yet again, going back to messaging he used in march. >> trevor: aaahhh! i can't believe we're back to this. it's just like the flu? we're back to this? how are we back to this? look, i don't know how it's possible to see all the damage that coronavirus has done this year, then get seriously sick from it yourself, and then come out of the hospital and say it's no big deal, it's just like the flu? you know, you would think that somewhere along that journey trump would pick up a tiny, tiny bit of knowledge.

but, hey, maybe he's immune to that, too. i don't know. all right, we have to take a quick break. but when we come back, we'll tell you why hiding information about the president's health is a great american tradition. >> okay. this is going to be a disaster. oh, don't touch it. please don't touch it. don't touch it. i can't fall with the fake news watching. touching. you're touching. i don't want touching. oaf, boy, why, why, why? why did they do this? i'm hurting myself. i made a bad decision on -- one bad decision. that was not exactly a good decision. bad decision. very bad. horrible decision. i want to go back. this is a disaster. well, (~bleep ).

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what's weird about that is we don't really know much about it at all. >> despite president trump's tweet that he was feeling better than he did 20 years ago, serious questions remain about the actual state of his health. >> people have the right to demand to know more. this is information that the public has a claim to. >> what does a scan of his lungs show? >> when did he last test negative for the virus? >> we've not had a real medical report from this president, unlike previous presidents. this is the first president we've not had a full medical report, a really transparent disclosure. >> this is not a partisan issue. everybody should have accurate information about the president's health. >> i think it's scary for the country. i think this is an unprecedented moment where we don't know what's going on. >> trevor: this really shows you where we're at now. people are begging for more information about trump's body. part of the reason secrecy makes everyone nervous is because we all know if trump's lungs were clear, he would never shut up

about it. he would be telling us he has the best lungs ever, they passed all their tests, they're identifying rhinos left and right. now on the surface, might seem like hiding his health problems from the american people is yet another example o of breaking te norms of the presidency like not releasing his tax returns or eating the thanksgiving turkey instead of pardoning. turns out there's a long history of american presidents keeping their health secrets from the public. ♪ ♪ ♪ being president is a weird job, because in a democracy, the president is the leader of the country, but they're also an employee. so do presidents have the right to keep their health problems to themselves? well, throughout history, presidents have answered yes.

>> eisenhower was the first president to actually open up medical records, but when a bad event happened, they went into kind of a coverup mode. september 195 5rbgs he was in colorado and had a massive -- i mean massive -- heart attack and, instead, his personal doctor told the press it was indigestion. >> after ronald reagan was shot in 1981, the white house released a photo showing him standing with nancy reagan, cropping out a nurse holding a machine connected to a test tube and never revealing how close he came to dying. >> kennedy flatly denied his addison's disease a hormonal deficiency that can cause fatigue, low blood pressure and weight ross but he had it. >> while in office he took as many as eightmationings a day to function, including pai painkil, stimulants, hormones -- >> the man was a walk pharmacy. >> f.d.r. was never transparent about his health. he tried to hide he used a

wheelchair for years and largely got away with it. >> if secret service agents saw a not foretaking a -- photographer taking a picture of roosevelt getting out of his car they'd seize the camera and tear out the film. >> trevor: they went all out to make sure they didn't see him in a wheelchair. isn't it weird we never saw the president stand up or walk? >> he's lazy as shit, okay? no more questions. move on. >> trevor: at least back then, you could tear out someone's film in their camera. in 2020, the moment someone points a camera at you, you're already a meme. it's, like, give me that phone! gimme that phone! gimme -- gimme -- gimme -- gimme that phone! but, yes, throughout american history, administrations did whatever it took to keep secrets about the president's health from lying about f.m. d.r.'s wheelchair by confiscating cameras, to lying about bill

clinton's asthma by hiding his inhaler in a saxophone. hiding health conditions goes all the way back to lincoln. why do you think he was wearing a top had? had a conjoined twin under that, guys. that's real. i saw it on facebook. the only american president who didn't get away with it was president taft. man, they spilled all the tea on that guy. poor dude got stuck in a bathtub once,er and we're still talking about it 100 years later. then there's grover cleveland, 22nd president and world's most adorable grover. yeah, i said it, grover, you mutant smurf. when it came to keeping secrets, president cleveland took it to a whole new level. >> it's hard to imagine an american president dropping out of sight for nearly a week, but that's exactly what happened in 18 # 3, when grover cleveland underwent secret cancer surgery. >> back in 1893, grover cleveland actually had a cancerous tumor in the roof of

his mouth. he didn't want anybody to know, so they snuck him on to a yacht. >> he had a friend with a yacht so the cover story is i'm going on a fisher trip and, while they were on the boat, the operation took place. six doctors recruited, all sworn to secrecy, and in about 90 minutes they removed most of his upper ballet, five teeth and most of his upper jaw as well. they kept the press add bay. they kept them at a distance on cape cod until the wound was healed for about three weeks. then he was fitted with a prosthetic device he popped up in his left jaw. by and large the seeke secret hr 23 years. >> trevor: nobody heard from the president for three weeks? major coverup! grover cede that move stars do

when they get butt implants. yeah, i guess my butt got big, you know how vacations are. but surgery on a boat in 1893? and don't forget, they had dragons back then. president cleveland was a sitting duck out there! i saw that on facebook. that's a real thing, right? i don't know why cleveland went through all this trouble. if i were a president with a fake jaw, i would own that shit, baby. i would use it to intimidate other foreign leaders. what's that, china? you going to put sanctions on us? check this out! aaahhh! and look, maybe it's not a big problem if a president shiedz some dental work or a mild pill addiction -- i mean, as long as they can still do the job, what's the difference? but there's one case of a president that got so sick that he could don't the job and they still didn't tell the american people. >> woodrow wilson had a stroke that not even his closest advisors knew about. >> his last year and a half almost a year and a half in

office, he was incapacitated. >> his wife tried to conceal how bad it was. turns out he was partially blind, partially paralyzed, he was lying upstairs in a bed in the white house growing a beard, and they pretended that it was not that bad. >> his wife and doctor told the cabinet and vice president, he's okay, wie got this. you just can't see him. he's in seclusion upstairs and we'll pass down his decisions. >> they told the public the leader was suffering from exhaustion. many say edith wilson effectively ran the country for that time. >> trevor: you act like this is a fun quirk of american history but y'all had a straight-up coup. also a secret woman president? guys, that's huge. why don't people talk about this more? who run the world? girls. but behind the scenes while getting none of the credit? girls. so, yes, america has a proud history of presidents misleading the public ability their health.

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♪ "hmm's and ahh's" heard in-call. ♪ "the daily social distancing show. yesterday, the u.s. supreme court upheld a law in south carolina that requires mail-in voters to have their absentee ballot witnessed by one other person. which, in these days of pandemic isolation, is going to make it hard for some people to vote at all. turns out, though, south carolina isn't the only state making it more difficult for people to vote by mail, and you're asking how that can be? well, our very on roy wood, jr. has more. >> the rona election is upon us and vote by mail is the only way people will be able to vote safely but not all states are making it easy. >> the supreme court approving a

request from south carolina to reinstate a law requiring absentee ballots to have a witness' signature. >> the process of notizing your absentee ballot in missouri has been closely watched by local civil rights groups. >> voters in texas are confused about what exactly is allowed in our state. >> if you put on your application that you want to vote by mail because of covid, that application must be rejected. >> damn, states like texas and south carolina really are actively limiting absentee voting. to find out more i spoke with mirna perez an expert in american voting rights. madam perez, bring us up to speed. where are we with vote big mail in this country now? >> we're going to have glitches, but every state in the country has a vote by mail process. we have been using vote by mail since the civil war. but we still have a handful of states that are going to put barriers in front of the ballot box forcing people to choose between their health and exer sighs their fundamental right to vote. >> why are some states like

texas making it so hard for people to vote by mail? >> there's no other explanation other than they're worried about how their own voters will vote. >> makes perfect sense. the people in charge of voting making sure people can't vote. makes sense to me. and surprise, most people pushing back against vote by mail are controlled by republicans. if you ask them, they'll say there's a perfectly good reason for limiting absentee ballots. >> president trump warned for months that ex panged voting by mail because of pandemic will lead to massive voter fraud. >> extraordinary confusion and chaos in the aftermath. >> it is open to fraud and coercion. >> a postman in a very republican district for examiner could throw out every ballot he gets. there will be no ramifications for that. >> we know rogue mailmen can be dangerous. >> these are postal workers! >> kim wyman says her state system is proof that voting by

mail works. >> our state votes entirely by mail and we have since 2011, so we mail every voter that's eligible a ballot about 20 days before election day and then they get to vote when convenient for them. >> why should i trust your mo seases? why should the other 49 states trust what you are doing? >> because we have spent about 20 years fine tuning in, building in the security measures so when people attack it and call it into question and say there's fraud, we can demonstrate it's secure, and we can show how it really empowers everyone to participate. >> have you told your republican colleagues and other states about this? they don't seem too interested in expanding vote by mail. >> well, we have been working with all 50 states, and, certainly, different states are in different places in terms of their technology and capacity for mail-in voting. but i think every one of my counterparts wants to empower voters, giving them options to choose top vote at home or in

person and i am confident by november they will be ready. >> you say your office has been in contact with all the other states? >> yes, we have. >> could you talk to texas one more time? i think they sent you to voicemail. check with texas. >> i will. >> wyman, a republican, insists this should not be a partisan issue and, yet, it seems like it is. colorado's secretary of state jenna griswold has another word for it. >> that is voter suppression, trying to make it harder for americans to use the best way to vote during a pandemic is voter suppression. we shouldn't force americans to risk their health to cast a ballot. >> a lot of republicans don't like vote by mail and use the argument of ballot tampering and you can take the ballots and throw them in the trash somewhere. what do you say to those critics? >> colorado shows the opposite. in two out of the three last general elections, more republican voters have used the mail-in ballots than democrats.

>> wait. so republicans are fighting to stop something that statistically has worked to their advantage in some states? >> you know, that's totally true. >> i would call that biting the hand that feeds you but seems like republicans just ate the whole damn arm. so voter suppression plain and simple but with only weeks left till the election, is there anything we can do to ensure people's ability to vote? >> listen, madam secretary, what you are doing is amazing. you have my full support. too bad there's nothing i could do to help, but good luck. >> the good news for you, roy, is you could sign up to be a poll worker. >> oh -- oh, you mean work at -- what day? what day is election day? that's a tuesday in november? >> first tuesday. >> yeah, i'm not open. i'm sorry. >> but it's okay, roy, we have early voting. where you available on october 19th?

>> jenna -- >> roy, i know you're not frozen. how about november 2? >> i'm frozen. i'm froze. i'm froze. i'm frozen. for the love of god, make sure you check with your states to vote by mail this year. >> trevor: thank you so much for that, roy. all right, when we come back, i'll be talking to the one and only jason sudeikis. don't go away. ial distancing

show. so earlier today, i spoke with actor and comedian jason sudeikis. he's got an incredible new show on apple tv + about an american who goes to england to run a soccer team. >> they're still in this thanks to the stellar play -- >> you have reynolds. >> you know what, never mind. i'm going with my gut. >> someone check the cristal palace. >> no, i don't want to know

about any other game going on any other place. okay, look, we are not playing for a tie. ain't nobody here going to kiss their sister. >> what? >> which is an earn phrase i'm realizing does not exist here because that's good because it's creepy and i hate it myself but i said it because to have the adrenaline and nerves but we are playing because of a win, a win and end. right? >> yeah. >> you are starting the second half. start warming up. >> trevor: thank you for joining me. we can only "the daily social distancing show. >> thanks for having me. >> trevor: this is so amazing. i've learned so many things by this apple plus documentary. i dented know you went to coach a football team in england. i was watching and i said, this is crazy, jason sudeikis just went to england, i don't know when you went, and all of a sudden you were coaching a british football team afc richmond. i hadn't heard of them.

that's an amazing story. >> that's a television program, not a documentary. you might be thinking of all or nothing on amazon, but the thing on apple plus, that's a narrative show that we wrote, i'm acting, i'm doing a funny voice. they call me ted lasso, right, that's not my name. >> trevor: in soccer, people have names. like al nindino. >> i think that is his named. >> trevor: it's like pele. no one's named pele. >> pele gershburg. >> trevor: no, i see what you're doing. jason sudeikis messing with me. no, no, i see what you're doing. i know it's a documentary because i saw the fans in the crowd. it's real soccer matches. >> no they call those s.a.s, supporting actors in the u.k. we call them extras here. one of the many cultural differences we explore on the television program which you watch which is not a documentary. >> trevor: are you saying everybody in the show is an

actor? >> yeah, everybody. yeah. >> trevor: everybody's an actor? the players are actors? >> yes. >> trevor: you are acting? >> debatably, yes. >> trevor: the owner of the team is acting. >> 100%. >> trevor: and the fans are acting. >> yes, boy, oh are they ever. they were probably watching little to nothing. they're probably the best actors of the bunch. >> trevor: how did you make it seem there were giant soccer matches happening if there weren't giant soccer matches happening? >> okay. well, we hired people to pretend to be the other teams. we hired people to pretend to be part of manchester city. we hired cameramen, you know, to film it. >> trevor: i know how tv is made. i'm not an idiot. >> i don't know what more to tell you here. there's like an opening title sequence, there's a song. >> trevor: there's a song that plays before the news, before i watch cnn, it would be,

bah-ba-baba, this is cnn. >> but they don't show anderson cooper sitting on a chair and there's a whole -- >> trevor: i'll play your game. let's say this was a tv show, not a documentary. >> okay. >> trevor: even though it's your face, your facial hair, you're talking to players. so what is the story about? ted lasso? is that his name? and he's this american guy who goes to england to become a coach of the team and he knows nothing about the sport? >> bingo. that's it. how much did you watch? >> trevor: the whole thing. >> and you thought it was a doc. >> trevor: it got renewed tore a second season, and i said, of course, we want to see more of where it ends up. i want to see how jason sudeikis coach as team during a pandemic. >> it's credits at the end where it has the fake names -- >> trevor: who watches credits? who's ever watched credits? do you have an apple tv? do you know what happens when you watch the show?

you click on the next thing, it gets to the last, it says, do you want to watch the next episode, you say yes. when you're watching cable tv, the credits shrink and the next tv shows starts. can't read that. it's like terms and conditions. no one watches credits. >> you're not wrong. very few people do. from my perspective that's a compliment that you thought i was really doing it. yeah, i have to take it at that point. is this after a lot of wine? do you watch a lot of tv after a couple of bottles? >> trevor: i feel that's a very personal question to ask me on, like, a live -- you could ask me this after the interview. >> i'm in my home, you know, like -- >> trevor: but now i feel like that's a personal dig at me as a person. >> why would that be a big? >> trevor: are you a drunk tv watcher? you said it in a very classy way but what you said to me is are you a drunk watcher of tv. >> no... >> trevor: are you depressed? do you sit at home and drink wine and watch tv. >> i mean were you defenses

down, was the self-editor, the little voice inside of us chilled out. maybe i'm being self-effacing, a little humble. >> trevor: no, jason, i was sober and it was an amazing show and i'm not going to let you take that away from me. your show was made in such a heartfelt way that i thought it was a documentary. and i'm willing to take that. i'm the kind of person in therapy i've learned i can admit when i've made a mistake. my ego doesn't block me. i've made a mistake. i'm sorry your show is so amazing i thought it was a documentary. with "game of thrones" you know it's a fake show because there's dragons. but when i watch a show about a soccer guy and it's you and then like, you know what i mean? >> i do get it. yeah, there's a big difference there. >> trevor: it's not like you speak in a british accent. you're american. >> i'm sewer american. >> trevor: your voice is a

little different, but i just thought you were trying to ingratiate yourself. >> bring it on a little bit. no, i get that. we did fake stuff inside real stuff kind of like roger rabbit. >> trevor: you see, now i -- as we say in therapy, we may have missed each other on the freeway but we were both driving on the same road. >> true. well said. >> trevor: and i apologize if i may have come off as hostile, that wasn't my intention. >> hey, i understand it now. sorry for, you know, insinuating it was through a drunken stupor that you may have gotten confused. >> trevor: i -- i appreciate that. >> yeah. >> trevor: i don't have questions because i thought i was talking to you about a documentary so i don't have questions based on a tv show so we might have to reschedule. maybe we'll do another interview because i have to go back now and rewatch the whole thing in, like, a different emotional

state. >> i appreciate it. i can't wait to pass it on to folks there. you know, i assume we won't air this interview because this was a mess, you know -- >> trevor: i can't do anything. i have to fill the time. >> so it is going to air. >> trevor: i couldn't put a show on tv because jason sudeikis lied. next time come with a show that you're like -- just be explicit about it next time. it's always fun having you, and i love you, man. thank you so much, jason. >> hey, love you back, man. keep doing the good stuff. you know what i mean? >> trevor: all right, my friend. >> all right. >> trevor: no one told me it was -- it's supposed to be -- i saw it's a documentary. >> what happened to jon stewart? >> trevor: thank you so much, jason. we'll take a quick break but we'll be right back after this. r

show for tonight but before we go the deadline to register to vote is coming up in many states, and if you haven't registered yet or you aren't sure if you have registered, well, time is running out to make sure you can vote in november. all you have to do is go to ( voting ) vote.com to check your registration status and see your voting options. also, tomorrow night is the vice presidential debate, and we're going to be doing live commentary during it. so follow us on social media so that you don't miss out. until tomorrow, stay safe out there, wear a mask and remember, leadership is just a mistake you meant to do. now here it is, your moment of zen. >> back with me now former

new york city mayor rudy giuliani hosted the podcast rudy giuliani's common sense. mayor, you heard joe biden there say if the scientists say it's okay he is going to be up for the debate. >> the reality is, when i hear that response -- ( coughing ) >> but when you look at the polls, and i know everybody questions the polls -- and i hope that cough is not anything bad. you're waiting for your test to come back so we're hoping you will be healthy and well. >> i hope so, too! i'll let you know tomorrow. >> yeah, let us know. check back. ♪ ♪ tosh.0 features videos from the internet and is intended for a mature audience. comedy central discourages anyone from attempting them. enjoy. >> holy [ bleep ]

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quarantine like all of us response sheeple. don't forget to wipe down your rusty brake pads. his face is totally ripped. just a few more reps to remove those super edgy face tattoos. he gave himself that iconic luke perry eyebrow scar. miss you lp. season of mourning. moving on. here is a sure fire way to lose custo custody. defund the arts! and go packers! gotta do something with all of that pasta you panic bought. wouldn't mind adding a quarter cup of man milk to this recipe. i like my ronies soupy. still more subtle