again. zero. ok. four. six. nice. two. - oh, i hit three. - one. - i hit three instead. - god! [beeping] welcome to "the daily social distancing show. i'm trevor noah. today is thursday, the 22nd of october, and if you live in arizona or nebraska, tomorrow is your last chance to register to vote in this election! so, please, people, go to votevotevote.com and register before it's too late. and don't tell me you're too busy -- it's 2020, nobody is busy! anyway, coming up on tonight's show -- n.a.s.a. slapped an asteroid. desi lydic foxsplains the hunter biden e-mails, and we begin an epic countdown of the top one hundred scandals of donald trump's first term. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show. >> from trevor noah's couch in new york city to your couch

somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show with trevor noah! ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's kick things off with donald jelly bean trump. for days he has been complaining about an interview that he taped with "60 minutes" saying they were so mean and so unfair to him. now, the interview is supposed to be on tv this sunday. but this morning, out of moy, trump posted his own unedited video of the interview, and i don't know what he was hoping to prove, but just from the very beginning, guys, i don't think it shows what he thinks it does. >> are you ready for some tough questions?

( laughter ) >> trevor: are you ready for some tough questions? no... nobody is supposed to answer no to the question "are you ready for some tough questions?" you don't answer no to that. it's like at a concert, are you ready to rock? no thanks, mr. bon jovi! only donald trump would think he could choose the level of difficulty of his interview questions. it's like picking the spiceyness of his chinese food. let me get those questions extra mild, please. i don't want anything that can make me sweat. almost a quarter million americans have died from covid 19 under his watch. what was he expecting from this interview? mr. president, a pandemic has ravaged the country, millions are still out of work, so my question is, coke or pepsi? and what blows my mind more thag anything is that trump posted this video thinking it somehow makes him look good. eth like making your tinder

profile of you crying in the shower, ladies! ( crying ) maybe trump is stressed with the looming election coming up. he's not tom one. we could all use good news. let's get some in our ongoing segment "a ray of sunshine." ♪ ♪ ♪ our first ray of sunshine comes from the pope. god's emergency contact. for centuries, the catholic church has stood firm against the idea of gay couples. but now, pope francis has decided to handle the issue with will and grace. >> we have breaking news in on a major new shift from pope francis. for the first time, he is now endorsing same-sex civil unions. this happened surg during a documentary that premiered today during rome's film festival. it's reported he talked about same-sex couple oof rights to be

a family and said they are children of god. >> trevor: pope francis, the greatest pope of all time! second best technically. olivia pope and then francis. but it's close. once again, the pope coming out and going up against the establishment taking a progressive substance for the church. i love this guy! and i think i know what happened here -- just like the rest of us, the pope has been quarantined at home binging every season of "yeaqueer eye "d you see what gobbetten did with that guy's hair? that's a miracle! some are not happy with the pope's announcement because they insist gay unions undermine the sanctity of marriage. let's be real -- every marriage undermines the sanctity of marriage. half of all marriages end in divorce. the president has had three wives. your dad is probably having an affair right now. it's never been about sanctity,

it's been about homophobia. the real reason straight people don't want gay people to get married is they don't want gay people to have it all. gay people have the best style, parties, parades, easily the best flag. their flag looks like their parents bought them the jumbo crayon pack with all the colors. then on top of that, they want marriage? straight people are, like, no, i want the one thing you guys don't have. i want those shorts. i can't fit into that. i don't have the butt. outer space is where balloons live after you let go of them. today we're getting coolo news from a small rock. >> tonight here the first images after the history made in space, n.a.s.a. pulling off an astonishing feet, for the first time ever landing a spacecraft on a hurtling astroid going

60,000 miles an hour but they stuck the landing to treef a sample. theo cyrus rex landing on bennu, it had todescend on a spot no larger than a couple of pilots. new video of of osiris-rex. it will take about three years to bring the sample back. >> trevor: that's incredible. n.a.s.a. basically flew across the university to bitch slap an astroid. i'm a little worried because paced on how 2020 has gone so far, touching that astroid for six seconds probably knocked it on course to slam into earth. biden won the election! aaahhh! but scientists are now saying it will take three years to bring the samples back to earth, three years! guys, be honest, by the time it

gets delivered. the new scientists will be, like, did anyone order space dust? i'm going to throw this out, i don't know where it's from. to us this is an historic achievement but i always wonder to aliens we're just shoplifting in the universe. one day they're going to come to earth and say you stole my father's ashes. that was trash th dust. you're saying my father is tash? no. you die. moving on, earth's chinatown where they've come up with moving technology. >> a landmark in china needed to move for new construction so it walked across town. that is the correct verb here. this historic building in shanghai was fitted with robotic legs under a 7600-ton frame allowing it to walk over 200 feet to avoid demolition. state media said a former primary school, built in 1935,

undergoing renovations to preserve its structure. >> trevor: did you see that? that building just walked further than i have during this entire pandemic. can i just say what a great moment this is for the architect because it's always special to see your building take its first steps. i feel bad for the guy using the bathroom while this was happening. hey, guys! i'm in here, occupied! i'm a little concerned, buildings shouldn't be moving around. we need to know a building will stay in one spot. i don't want to go all the way down to the dmv and find it's on vacation in the hamptons. i don't know if this technology is great for random buildings, but we have to get this technology from china and bring it to black neighborhoods because walking buildings might be the only way to avoid gentrification. oh, no! he turned his barbershop into a gluten-free bakery. run, barbershop! save yourself, run!

good news about the coronavirus. while the world's most plirbled scientists workday and night to find a cure, they may have been beaten to it by a teenager. >> a 14-year-old from texas winning $25,000 for her work on a potential treatment for coronavirus. anika won the 2020 3m challenge. >> my research sacksly a drop in the ocean of research being done by numerous scientists and individuals across the country, but at this point, every research and every effort matters to help end the pandemic and control its aftermath. >> trevor: okay, people, this is incredible. a 14-year-old may have just found the solution to covid 19. 14. the only thing i discovered the solution to when i was 14 is how to get rid of my --

( playing music ) knowing teenagers, she's only going to be the second most popular girl in school next to the one who snorted tiktok. if i won this, none of my high school teachers would be able to tell me shit! trevor do you know the answer to question number five? no, but i know the answer to coronavirus! and if this girl didvolve coronavirus, $25,000 is not nearly enough of a reward. are you serious? congratulations, you saved the human race. go buy yourself a honda accord. and finally, the presidential race -- yes, even the presidential race has a ray of sunshine because, yesterday, an old friend returned to the campaign trail for the first time, and, man, he seemed to be really enjoying himself. >> honk if you're fired up. honk if you're ready to go. you know, i know the president spent some time in erie last

night and apparently he complained about having to travel here. then he cut the event short. poor guy. where is this great plan to replace obamacare? they keep promising a great replacement. they say it's coming. it's been coming in the next two weeks for the last four years. that's not normal presidential behavior. we wouldn't tolerate it in our own family maybe except a crazy uncle somewhere, you know -- of the taxes donald trump pays, he may be sending more to foreign governments than he pays in the united states! can you imagine if i had had a secret chinese bank account when i was running for reelection? they would have called me beijing barry. >> trevor: man, it is so nice to see obama back on the campaign trail. though the drive-in rally is a little weird. with all the honking, sounds like obama just started giving a

speech in the middle of the road. >> great, mr. president but i'm late for work! horveg honk you could tell obama was having a good time, he was drilling so hard becky called the cops. does obama's rants have a tiny hint of jealousy? you have this guy who pays no taxes, says whatever he wants, runs around going craze ysm i didn't know you could do that. sounds fun. when we come back, our epic countdown of donald trump's top 100 scandals. after that, senator elizabeth warren is joining us on the show. don't go away.

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patience is not a virtue, ♪ it is a weapon. ♪ what's your wild rabbit? ♪ show. with president trump's first term coming to an end, we're launching a special new segment to look back on everything that he's accomplished. so here's roy wood, jr. to begin our four-part countdown of donald trump's 100 most tremendous scandals. ♪ ♪ >> scandals. every president's had one. but while most presidents are only known for one big scandal, donald trump has truly changed the game,er and that's why "the daily show" will be counting down donald trump's 100 most tremendous scandals. over four days, we're going to celebrate them all.

the ones you forgot and the ones you wish you could. so buckle up, baby because the trump train's about to go off the rails. ♪ ♪ >> president trump expressed interest in buying greenland. >> and he went out and bought a big yacht, and he had a very interesting life, i won't go anymore than that because you're boy scouts so i can't tell you what he did. >> president trump's july 4 absolute to america is more than $5.3 million. >> members at mar-a-lago are influencing how president trump runs the department of veterans affairs. i gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted. i didn't get a thank you. okay. >> he's looking down, maybe he's looking up, i don't know. >> appearing to push aside the prime minister of montenegro for a photo on. >> banning residents for a travel program. >> ripping up memos, letters, things he's finished reading or doesn't like. >> threatened to bomb sites of cultural significance, an action that could be a war crime.

>> someone as despicable to hitler didn't even sink to using chemical weapons. >> scar moochie said i'm not steve bannon, i'm not trying to suck my own -- >> what trump will not reveal. >> he will conclude the congressional black caucus -- >> do you want to set up the meeting? >> frederic douglas is an example of someone who's done an i mazing job and recognized more and more. >> you will be receiving the presidential medal of freedom. >> when you wash your hands it takes you if you've times longer. i won't talk about the fact people have to flush their toilet 15 times. greta must work on her arrange management problem, chill, chill. i think there's possibly drugs involved. >> i love this guy here. >> plus the f.b.i. over the florida school shooting they're spending too much time trying to prove russian collusion. >> reducing the number of mail sorting machines and removing

collection boxes. >> christmas stuff that who gives a (~bleep ) about christmas stuff but i need to do it, right? >> whoo! damn that's exhausting and that brings us to tonight's final scandal coming in at number 7 #, it involved the secret service, saudi sheiks and a one star who tell that gets a yelp review from the u.s. constitution. before donald trump was in the oval office he was in every business. >> gentlemen oreo rejected my bid so we lick race for it right here with double stuffed. >> our president likes his oreos the way he likes his pants, double stuffed. so when trump ran for president, it's no surprise he saw dollar signs. during his campaign, candidate trump paid business man trump nearly $12.5 million for expenses like airfare, office space and meals. they even dropped 2-grand on trump ice. the only bottled water that's

100% angus beef. the griff was going great until the unthinkable happened. >> donald j. trump will become the 45th president of the united states. >> which was a problem because the president's job is to protect and defend the constitution -- or whatever, not to get rich. so donald trump self-lessly promised the nation he would gev it all up. >> my two sons are going to be running the company. they're not going to discuss it with me. >> that's right, trump would part with his precious businesses and his only consolation, not having to talk to his sons. but much like those folders, trump's promise proved to be empty. >> the president-elect decided he will not sell his assets or place them in a blind trust. >> that's where things get conflicts of interesting. ♪ ♪ >> as president he's been steering government money to his own companies for the entire time, and that means then to his own pockets. he spends nearly every weekend as you know at one of his golf

clubs. secret service don't stay for free. he charges them to stay there. federal spending records show the taxpayers paid trump's businesses more than $900,000 just since he took office. >> getting paid for vacations? this dude is an instagram model. according to eric trump, officially running the family business while daddy focuses on the good of the country, the trump organization only charges the secret service defense. >> like 50 bucks. >> $50 a night for a hotel room. but according to the receipts, the real bill is more than $650, which means they're either being way overcharged or one secret service absolutely loves to blear roan. the big bucks are in visitors who choose to stay there because you never know when lining the president's pockets might be the thing to get them to rewrite federal policy in your favor. >> we know that foreign governments are spending money there in order to curry favor

with the president of the united states. >> in the philippines, kuwait, the government of saudi arabia through its lobbyists paid for 500 nights in rooms team mobile which needs approval for a merger from the trump administration spent more than $95,000 on rooms there. >> foreign governments and corporations are greasing their palms, hair and faces, too. of course, trump isn't the only one winning. the president's financial take homes with foreign governments have given americans something better than money. the opportunity to learn what the emoluments clause is. >> emolument is basically a basement. >> according to lawyers familiar with the so-called constitution, receiving money or gifts from foreign governments is illegal. on the other hand -- >> you people with this phony emoluments clause -- >> can't argue with that! even if trump loses in november, he will still be the first

president to literally rake in billions of dollars while serving in office. never before has a living president earned this many dead presidents. >> i'm really rich. >> you certainly are now. and if the national economy is lying in ruins at his feet, at least donald trump finally found a business he could be successful at. >> if you're smart and persevere there's a good chance you will come out on top. >> cashing in on the presidency. i'm surprised trump didn't just go all out. why not turn the situation room into an airbnb? that's all the time we have for tonight. join us next time as we explore the world of masculine toilettes, racists algaiters and alternative facts as we continue to count down donald trump's 100 most tremendous scandals. >> trevor: we have to take a quick break but don't go away because when we come back desi lydic gets to the bottom of fox news getting to the bottom of hunter biden. you don't want to miss it.

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for two weeks now, conservative media has been in a frenzy over a supposed scandal involving hunter biden. since the mainstream mediason covering this story, we made desi lydic watch fox news for 48 hours straight so she could try and tell us what it's all about. >> so basically rudy giuliani obtained hunter biden's laptop and the contents are so explosive i threw my phone into oncoming traffic. get this hunter biden is

communicate being known criminals from his email address, corruption to money.scam and setting up vladimir putin, jonathan burisma, liza minelli. he's making deals despite not graduating from the third great. in 2013 hunter biden, made $15 trillion by investing in a chinese planned parenthood. one year later hunter biden makes $19 billion for a russian sitelite dish, living under the name of don mexico and starts a hedge fund with hillary husain clinton. check the hungarian bank account, robert mueller's account, all this received and yet i'm the one getting my house repossessed? that's the real malarkey. malarkey is mandarin for i will ban fracking. you don't think it's fishy hunter biden is sending texts to his dad? my dad hasn't current text for

years. mommy loves you. you're not fooling anyone, kamala, la, la -- la. >> trevor: thank you so much for that again, desi, please try and get some sleep and erase your mind. when we come back, senator elizabeth warren is joining us and she's going to tell us how to fix america. don't go away. ♪ you can go your own way it's time you make the rules. so join the 2 million people who have switched to xfinity mobile.

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hosting, holding their confirmations, they will be voting for judge amy coney barrett. this has been a huge fight in meek because the republicans basically broke the rule they invented when merrick garland was up for nomination or even being considered. where do things stand and is this basically a lost cause and people need to look at the election to fix the mistake that has happened here? >> so, look, we always start with what is at stake here. why are the republicans breaking their own rules? and the answer is because they want to get rid of healthcare for tens of millions of americans. they try to do that by votes in congress, and they lost by a single vote. so now they've come back. there will be a case the week after the election. that means that the affordable care act could be tossed out, tens of millions of people could lose their healthcare. tens of millions of people with pre-existing conditions lose their protection.

and the republicans are determined to do that notwithstanding the fact that most american people don't want them to. their chance to do that is this supreme court nominee. so here we are -- think about this -- we are in the middle of a pandemic, month eight, no plan, 220,000 americans who have already died, followed by an economic crisis, followed by a racial reckoning that is upon us, and what do the republicans say we have to do? we have to spend time, they have to spend time trying to steal a supreme court seat. >> trevor: it really has got an lot of people riled up because they feel like this is a last-ditch attempt by the republicans to maintain their hold on a court that could decide people's lives for 50 years to come. >> it's even more than that. it's a court that could decide much about their lives, and it's an extremist minority opinion.

most americans want us to keep healthcare. three out of four americans want us to keep the rule of roe v. wade. americans want us to attack environmental disasters and protect unions, and amy coney barrett has already said no, no, no, no. so it's a way for a diminishing minority to direct this nation in their extremist ideology, an it's just wrong and that's why people are so upset about it. >> trevor: what do you think the path is for the democrats, then? do they have to relook at the supreme court? what do you think the democrats need to do post the election should biden win and the democrats win the senate. >> i've already said it. i think everything should be on the table, period. >> trevor: hmm. let's talk about what should be done post the election. you have been somebody who's been very progressive from the beginning. you fought against the big bangs, you fought against, you know, microlenders, you've fought against all these institutions that have held so many american families back and

crippled them in debt. there's no denying that their money is everywhere, though. you know, are you ready to fight with the democratic party post the election to say, hey, we need to get the money out of our side as well -- sight as well, etch though people may see that as being detrimental to the cause? >> i believe in holding everyone accountable. let's get to november 3. that's absolutely critical. we need to take the white house and, golly, right behind that we have got to be able to flip the senate, we must flip the senate, and we should expand our majority in the house. i want democrats to win up and down the ticket. i want us to spend one day celebrating after that happens. right, big party. you ready? and then right back to work. right back to getting in this fight for the things we care about. in this fight for hard working families. in this fight for people who are getting crushed by student loan debt. in this fight to save our planet. those are the things we've got

to be back in, hold all our elected officials accountable. >> trevor: let's talk a little bit about that fight. there are many young democrats who are voters who say i am going to vote for this party but one thing i don't want is a return to "normal," the status quo because the status quo wasn't working. joe biden has, in many ways, positioned himself as the "back to normal" candidate. many have said we have to qualms about you being back to normal because trump has taken us to tends of the earth, but there is going to be a certain discussion about how the democrats handle themselves going forward. do you look for republican approval even if you have the house and the senate? do you look to win over the republicans the same way obama did and was criticized for when he had the power he had? are the democrats going to be like, no, we've got to get things done and this is how it's going to be? >> look, the american people are hurting, people are dying from this virus, people were

suffering without medical care before it ever came along. people are getting crushed by debt. homeownership debts are way down. the black-white wealth gap has gotten completely out of control. so, look, we need to speak to the moment, and that means we need to deliver for the american people. i'm not about republicans and democrats, i'm not about those politics, i'm about delivering for the people who need us, and that's true all across this country. it's true in housing and healthcare -- >> trevor: how do you think that changes on the ground? because you are such a policy wonk. that's always one thing i've admired about you. when you look at an issue, it's how do we start fixing the wealth gap. how do you think we make a change? >> here's the best part, when this stuff comes to on the ground, childcare for example, or student loan debt, the thing, is stuff is really popular. our problem is -- mas not been

with mitch mcconnell in the senate that we couldn't round up enough votes for it, it's that we couldn't get a vote at all. mitch mcconnell keeps it complete completely off the floor of the senate. so no republican has to take a vote on that. reworking corporate responsibility in america, so they have a responsibility to their communities, a responsibility to their employees, not just a responsibility to make more money. we can't get a vote on that as long as mitch mcconnell and the republicans are in charge. so i think a big difference is going to be you get democrats in and we can vote, and then the second part, we've got to get rid of the filibuster. if mitch mcconnell comes in and, again, tries to exercise a veto over everything we want to do, the way he did that to president obama, and blocked one good plan after another, then it's time for us to say, no, that's not what the constitution says and it's not what the

american people say. mitch mcconnell is not going to get a veto in the next senate. >> trevor: let's talk about what the d.o.j. is currently doing. elizabeth warren for a very long time was seen as the face and the voice saying we have to regulate big tech. for too long they have been allowed to do whatever they want and the laws haven't been keeping up with how quickly they grow. the d.o.j. has now stepped up and said they're going to be going up against google and looks like there may be more suits coming if they're still around against apple. but google seems to be the first shot that's been fired. do you think this is a step in the right direction? >> look, our current attorney general does things for politics. i get that. but i do think it is important that we break up these big tech companies, and my complaint right now about what the department of justice has done is their lawsuit is way too narrow. they're only looking at one

slice of google's activities. we need to be looking at all the parts of what google is doing, where it behaves like a m a mony and engage in predatory practices where they wipe out the competition, and it's not just google. it's important to look at what's happening with amazon and facebook. and the reason i say this is markets can produce an enormous amount of value, but for them to work, there has to be competition. and, so, these giants grow up that completely dominate the market. at&t a long time ago broke it up and then there was lots of innovation. microsoft, right, brought pressure on microsoft. didn't actually break it up at the time but created enough space that the next set of tech could arise. that's what we have to do because we live in a world right now where these tech giants are stifling competition, and we will pay a price for that as

consumers. so we've got to put a stop to this. >> trevor: seems like you're fired up. you have been on the campaign trail, you're stumping for joe biden, your message hasson changed. if there is -- and i know this sounds crazy -- but if there is that undecided voter out there, i know there's like seven of them, but if there's that one person that says elizabeth warren, i don't know what the difference is, i don't know whether it makes a difference voting for donald trump or not, i don't see the difference in my life, what would you say to that person to win their vote? why is a vote for the democrats the correct vote and not for donald trump? >> you know, probably the biggest difference is healthcare. donald trump and the republicans have tried from the first day he was in to take away healthcare from tens of millions of americans. i'll add to that climate change. donald trump and the republicans have taken a crisis and not only not attacked it, not done better

on climate, they've actually made it worse. withdraw from the paris climate accords, put a coal lobbyist in charge of the environmental protection agency. permit offshore drilling, permit drilling in the national wildlife reserve, making it worse, and democracy, donald trump said if the election doesn't turn out the way he hopes, he's not even committed that he will leave. just the notion of peaceful transfer of power, it's right at the heart. we pay attention to our elections. that is donald trump. that's who he is and that's who every republican in the senate is because they have enabled that man. every republican in the house, they have enabled that man. so that's who they are and what their party is. the democrats, we're in a very different mace. we believe healthcare is a basic human right. we see the crisis on climate and we realize we are running out of time, and that we must, we must attack the climate crisis head

on. and on democracy, we fundamentally believe if every american citizen can vote, then -- and get that vote counted, then that's how we build a stronger nation, that's how we build a future together. that's the difference between trump and biden, it's also, right now, the difference between republicans and democrats. so i'm not only undecided voter, i want your vote for biden, i also want your votes for democrats up and down the ticket. >> trevor: i know you have a very busy schedule. i know the senate is very busy right now, so i'm going to let you go. thank you very much for taking the time. hopefully we'll catch up after the election and see how things are coming along. >> let's do it. >> trevor: thank you for your time, senator warren. we'll take a quick break and be right back after tonight, but be

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after you, my good sir. no, i insist. the search committee finally decided, after a lot of deliberation, on robert california for the manager position. [coughing] who took one look around and left. he drove down to florida and convinced jo to make him ceo. ceo. her own job. he talked her out of her own job. and i don't really know how someone does that. but anyway, then the position was his to fill, and he chose. it's unbelievable. true, i may have been the second choice. but i was the first choice's first choice. and about dwight, i sensed that he might have some resentment about not getting the job. so i sat down and we had to talk. i told him, i need a really strong number two. i want you to be my enforcer. smart, right? very smart.