you're very-- i'm a lion. you're a lion. wow, i want to hear your-- oh, okay, that's all yours. that's all yours. grab it, grab it. you know what? you guys are getting all of these. >> trevor: hey, what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily social distancing show," i'm trevor noah. today is thursday, the 29th of october, which means if you live in oklahoma, early voting starts today. so go vote! remember: it's the oklahoma sooners, not the oklahoma laters. anyway, coming up on tonight's show -- why black votes matter, jordan klepper talks to trump supporters, and vice-presidential candidate kamala harris is on the show. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah. ♪ ♪ >> trevor: let's kick it off with the coronavirus. it's the reason people hit the ground whenever you sneeze.

with cold weather arriving, many places in the world that had largely gotten the pandemic under control are now seeing alarming new spikes. france hit the record $52,000 new daily cases while germany saw a record high of 16,000 cases. and now because of that and increasing hospitalizations, both countries are institute nog lockdowns. the last time europe was this panicked about an existential threat, it had a little mustache. no joke. but while europe is trying to limit public gat risk, the corona in chief donald trump is going around hins country holding as many superspreader rallies as he can. he even changed the crowd chant from lock her up to lick your hands. now other people's hands. all their hands. la-la-lar-la-la -- but remember the presidential race isn't the only one that will be decided next week. republicans are desperately

trying to hold on to the senate and one seat they need to keep red is in arizona where republican insum martha mcsally is in a tough race against mark kelly who is a former astronaut which should be tough when every political phrase you can end with "in space." you know, the other day, i was thinking about this great country of ours whrips in space-space-space! now mcsally is one of trump's biggest supporters so when trump came to a rally in arizona it should have been a big moment for her. but one thing we know about trump is he really doesn't like to share the stage. >> i want to show you trump today with marthat mcsally and as folks watch this remember she is a woman who signed over, as have many members of the u.s. senate her political life to trump and trumpism.

she is fight for her political life in return for this. mar mar martha, come up, just, . quick, fast, fast, come on quick. you got one minute. one minute martha, they don't want to hear this. martha, come on. let's go. quick, quick, quigg, some on, let's go. >> all right, i'm coming. thank you, president trump! he. >> trevor: he needs mcsally but he's treating here like he's interrupt bid a smoke break and treating her like a little kid. i love how trump cannot even share the spotlight even for a second. even for a second. he would be a terrible duet with karaoke. okay, i'll sing brandy and monica's part and you can sing the rest. but this song is only brandy and monica. no one wants to hear from you martha! give it up! had about enough! by the way, all this campaigning doesn't come cheap.

did you know that with the congressional and presidential elections combined the 2020 elections are expected to cost $14 billion, twice the cost of 2016, $14 billion! that was almost a combined age of both candidates! i mean, do you have any idea how much money that is? if you gave me $14 billion, i would be a billionaire. and what's crazy is they spend all this money to get elected and then, when you're, like, okay i voted for you can i get free healthcare? they will be, like, sorry, no money, we spent it on ads. that was crazy. but because there's still a week till the election the candidates are still ska advantaging for people's votes like political raccoons. like any other election year, one week away from the election, black people are back in styles. >> black voters could tip the scales in this election and now there are signs turnout among

this key voting block could rally what we saw in 2008 with barack obama at the ticket. >> voters saw 40,000 votes in 2016, now approaching 2 million. >> when you lookt a the states in 2016 decided by a less than 2% margin, black voters in particular, could make the difference in 2020. >> donald trump won the electoral college by 80,000 votes. if black turnout had been at barack obama levels in 2016, we would be talking about hillary clinton's reelection. >> trevor: okay, can i just say i think it's a little much to expect black voters to turn out for any candidate like they did for barack obama. it's like shocked people went to a stallion concert than katy perry. the only people at a katy perry show were the ones who thought she was related to tyler perry. this is a huge turnout,

2 million early black votes. that's why i said early. i don't want to hear another joke about black people being late ever again. wouldn't it be poetic if the black vote swonk this election? black people kicking him out of a house, whoo! that would be sweet. and by the way, the immediatey is just trying to say the black vote is important but the implication is always that it's black voters' fault when shit goes wrong. you know, if just a small percent of black people voted differently trump wouldn't have won. yeah, but even a smaller percentage of white people had voted differently trump wouldn't have won either. no one ever talks about that. it's almost like everyone was, like, white people, of course, they're going to make bad choices but black people should know better. with the black vote as important as ever both sides are trying to tailor their messages with hopes of resonate being black voters.

>> this year the number of eligible black voters has hit an all time high with both sites scrambling for their support. >> trump releasing an ad highlighting support for black voters. >> in 2016 i made you a solemn edge i would be your greatest champion. >> the biden campaign launched a barbershop style series to engage black men. >> trump is releasing his platinum plan. >> the biden harris campaign has done something we've never seen in presidential politics before a campaign ad that's just battle rapping. >> biden and harris planning to put 7 billion to the aclu. trump is planning to double that. as far as rich and poor with schools the whole goal is to end the funding gap that sounds legit. only if our president now would quit. >> trevor: wow, i've never seen a rap battle where both people lost. almost felt like those guys were in a battle against rap.

it's almost too bad tupac isn't still alive because he just killed himself. trump is like i know black people, you guys want the platinum plan, yo yo! and biden is like let me talk to y'all at the barbershop, my man. the ideas about black people are so ridiculous. i was literally laughing with my friends about this at the barbershop. i want to see trump and biden do rap battles themselves. i want trump spitting his truth -- i'm the deejay chief the man to have the hour and you know my sometime i'm about white power. then biden is like i grew up in delaware i'm a 1eu6r78 man but what's up with trump, come on man! this is malarkey! we think this is normal but we'll never see this pandering in reverse. obama courted the white vote but never came out with a moonshine jug like all right, everybody, i'm going to sing you a song

about the southland. hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo hoo hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo -- so there's been at lot of focus on the black vote and one specific demographic within the black vote that's gotten a lot of extra attention. >> president trump's poll numbers increasingly rising among black men. the latest polling from pew shows black men are almost twice as likely to support trump than black women. >> polling shows 18% of black men under 15 supports trump's election. >> that is an opportunity for the trump campaign and a potential liability for the biden campaign which needs strong turn out in michigan, pennsylvania and wisconsin. >> trevor: no one is surprised trump has fewer black women than every season of the bachelor combined by is doing better with black men which is strange like hearing the titanic hath had some support among survivors.

the obvious question on people's minds is why, why are black men more likely to support trump than black women? well, to get to the bottom of this phenomenon we turn to a black man our very own roy wood, jr. what's going on, roy. >> what's going on is a zamunda. >> trevor: what do you think is behind trump's appeal to black men? >> first off you need to twist how you're spinning this. 90% of black men aren't voting for trump. let's say that off the top. the people really supporting trump are white men. like all the stuff happening in the trump administration, blame it all on ben carson. is ben carson there is this technically yes. but is that really where all the problems are coming from? >> trevor: actually that's a good point. people don't focus on the 90% of black men, they focus on that group. but the fact remains some black

men are voting for trump. >> yeah, there's always some black people doing shit, the way there's some white people who can dance on beat. there's always going to be outliers, man. >> trevor: roy, i hear you, but i think the interesting thing here is trump is doing better with black men than previous republicans did. i mean, why do you think that is? >> it's kind of complicated. here's the thing, man, is that, when you look at black men and why they're voting for trump, some are straight-up republicans, they just don't want to pay taxes, which i get you don't want to pay taxes. do you know what's messed up our taxes? some of the taxes go to pay for ba tops you get hit up side the head with. i wouldn't want to pay taxes either. then some black men are straight-up antiimmigration. they think immigrants are going to take their jobs and a vote for trump is a vote against them. i understand that.

but the reason black men identify with trump is trump's a rapper. think about it. trump talk about all the money he got but he broke. all his friends in jail, and he starts beef with everybody! that's a damn rapper man! you worried about the east coast west coast beef, no, trump, you have a beef with the whole globe, trevor. why do you think he started the space force? so he could go shoot the aliens. >> trevor: i see what you're saying but trump the person has done some bad shit to black people like his family discriminating against black tenants or the way he went after the central park five. >> yeah, but trevor, what white candidate is there that has a healthy history with black men? you have hillary with the super predator, joe biden with the crime bill. who's the woman with the jheri curl? the president who had the jheri

curl, fillmore, they all had black people. if you tell black people not to vote for a white candidate because they have a weird history with black men, people would never vote. that's why out of to vote for the candidate with the most black friends. you know which white people have black friends. >> trevor: you're saying just like everyone else black people vote for candidates who have the best chance to move them forward and some black men think trump is that candidate? >> exactly. white people aren't the only ones that fight with relatives at thanksgiving. ( ringing ) excuse me. somebody at the trump campaign. they keep calling for my vote. yeah? yeah, what's up with that platinum plan now. >> trevor: >> trevor: have fun, roy. roy wood, jr., everyone. when we come back, jordan klepper attends his final trump rally of the 2020 election and kamala harris is joining us on the show. so stick around. (burke) deep-sea driving, i see...

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>> trevor: we. >> trevor: welcome wack to "the daily social distancing show." this is the final week of donald trump's campaign rallies so we thought let's send jordan klepper out for one more ride on the trump train in another episode of "finger the pulse." ♪ ♪ ♪ >> after an historic 227 year campaign i found myself at another trump rally one of three in pennsylvania that very day. ♪ ♪ and while there was still some of the usual totally realistic expectations, -- >> i'm calling 47 states for trump. >> -- this election season i noticed something different -- it was -- quiet. are people just tired? you know, i think people are exhausted. >> me, too. i'm ready to move on. have been doing a lot of trump rallies before and i think

this is probably the most subdued rally i have been to. it's eerily quiet. you can hear a q anon push notification ding in somebody's pocket. this is a chance to hear trump make his fanal case and for maga country to do the same. >> it's about economy. he provided jobs. when people are working and not out looting and burn ing cities -- >> hiss storecally this president lost more jobs than any other. >> not true. he has not. i have a fact sheet. >> what's on the fact sheet. the fact sheet is in my car. we have not had a fact sheet before. >> really? bring it. i'm bringing it. hope it doesn't have a list of all the ads because that will be huge. >> 4 million, under biden and obama, negative 2. -- >> what does that say. i don't know.

you don't know. i will have to google it. so her friend didn't have the facts but she did have the zinfandel. >> this is about african-americans and all the things he's done for them. >> great, what's he done? with the -- what's the -- you know, where he was elected the -- >> you got to help me out here. come here! when i waited for tony to get her shit together i wanted to wrap my head around their hail mary total surprise and that's hunter biden and his -- well, i'll just let them explain it. >> you can see on, you know, fox and one america news about the hunter biden's laptop and all the corruption taking money from the different countries, you know, from russia and china. and then joe biden would do whatever these countries needed -- >> what did he do? he did or did not do? did he do? it's yet to be determined exactly what ehe did.

>> i saw pedophilia in china, something like that. >> do you believe it? i don't know. that's something i have to look into a lot more. >> we see about the hunter biden scandal. >> what exactly happened with that? >> i think they kind of had a laptop and email -- >> who did? the f.b.i., found a laptop and email pictures with biden talking with ukraine and china and business deals. >> which biden. hunter biden. did something happen. they want to push it to get the investigation underway before the election. >> what's the investigation of. just the laptop. what was on the laptop? i mean, conspiracy theorists would say it's joe biden and hunter biden communicating with, you know, outside countries on business deals and stuff like that. >> are you calling him a conspiracy theorist. >> that's what he said. only because it hasn't been proven. >> makes a ton of money and does absolutely nothing except hey you can meet my dad. >> that's a disgusting trade to

use your father's name to make money. >> yes, nepotism needs to be looked into big time. >> what do you think of ivanka? she's so gracious. i see ivanka as someone following and creating blogs around jobs and training and whatever causes she has like lady diana had 20 years ago. she had certain causes, aids, different of things like that. >> was lady diana copy righting positions in power. >> i don't know what you're talking about. >> there was a bittersweet feeling in the air in the last rally. this is the last chance for unfettered access to the president of the united states. after this it might be through plexiglass maybe with a telephone. if this somber attitude was a reflection of what could happen on election day are these folks prepared for a world post-trump? trump could totally win and if per chance he doesn't win what happens to all of this afterwards?

>> me, personally? sure. i will not live under a socialist government. on the biden campaign poster there's three red lines, look it up on google. >> i think it's an "e." t's supposed to be but look at the three red flags for three red banners. >> and they mean. communism. he has communism on the flag? right. you don't want to be in a place with socialized medicine. >> costa rica. which has universal healthcare. >> i mean, i'm not going to live under socialist rule. i don't think biden is going to make the four years and the camelbacks, forget it. >> who's that? somalia. oh, wow. both mispronounced their name and xenophobic. >> absolutely. if they don't take in costa rica i'm sure argentina would open your and your point

of view with open arms. so nothing left to do other than vote your asses off and hope we get the results soon. until then, i'll be hiding it out right here. good luck, america. >> trevor: thank you for your service, jordan. i'll see you in the corn field soon, my friend. we have to take a quick break. don't go away, when we come back vice presidential candidate kamala harris will be joining us on the show. exploration,

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>> trevor: welcome back to "the daily social distancing show." earlier today, i spoke with the democratic nominee for vice president senator kamala harris. we talked about the pandemic, police reform and what it would take to unify america. senator harris, welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> (laughing) i feel very apart and yet very close to you, trevor. >> trevor: it has been quite a journey you have been on. 20 months ago you were on the campaign trail in the primary vying for seat as president and now here you are just a week away from possibly becoming the vice president of the united states. i mean, there are so many other issues that still need to be dealt with in america, but coronavirus and the dealing with this pandemic, it's the issue, and you see it worldwide. france announcing new shutdowns,

germany as well. in the rest of the world, it feels like people deal with the virus. the nation has an idea what to do. eth top-down, everyone does it. if the people win they get outside, or they shut down a little bit. in america it's either all lockdown or all open and the trump campaign is we're the campaign of open up the country and they say biden-harris want to lock things down. what's the actual plan for what you want to do when you get into power. >> i appreciate the way you ask the question, what is actually at play instead of the rhetoric. what is actually at play is in january donald trump knew the seriousness of this, knew it was contagious, airborne, five times more deadly than the flu and he sat on that information, covered it up and didn't share it with the people. can you imagine if families, teachers, small business owners knew on january 28th what the president knew and had the about

therefore to prepare? having a plan based on embracing the fact of being honest with the american people and then embracing science to do what we will do, which is a national strategy for testing, for vaccines when we have one which will be free, but also dealing with another piece of this, trevor, which i really want to emphasize. in many ways, i believe this pandemic has been an accelerator, meaning it has accelerated what was messed up already, right. so people who were doing badly before are doing even worse. you look at the racial disparity. across the board, those racial disparities be it in health, be it economic racial disparities, wealth disparities, across the board, they were bad before, and this pandemic has made them even worse. so when i think about this issue, i think of it in terms of what the solution has to look like and it has to be expanding the affordable care act, not suing to get rid of it, which is what donald trump is doing. joe and i are saying let's

expand it. joe and i are saying, look, healthcare, the body just doesn't start from the neck down, it's also from the neckup and that the called mental health care. people are going through so much trauma even before and especially now, let's address it, right? these are the things we are focused on including lifting back up the economic condition of people. and so that's on a number of levels. and you look at the front line workers, by the way, 200,000 of which are dreamers, and all of these people, mostly women and men of color who are the front line working to save the lives of perfect strangers without having paid sick leave, family leave and without the appropriate peis to protect themselves, so part of our plan is to address that and get the people the resources they need. joe and i have plan giving federal grants and support to small businesses to do things like the plexiglass areas because that's an expensive overhead to afford that, to

support them so they can reopen and rehire. but you have to see the people. you have to understand their needs and speak to their needs as opposed to what this guy in the white house does which is he looks into the mirror and that's what me he speaks to full-time. >> trevor: are you saying the plan is too limited for the shut towns to give the people the tools to open, or shutdown first? >> it means first and foremost, the problem we are facing in term of the economic harm in the shutdowns is because to have the public health crisis, and we have to get a handle on that, so we need to have a plan which this administration has not had for national testing, increasing the number of drive-through testing sites, for example. you want more specific details, that's one to have the things we're going to do, making sure they are free testing, rapid testing, making sure when we have a vaccine it is distributed and we also take into account racial disparities, listening to the experts, listening to the scientists and letting that

guide our approach, but also understanding that they're going to have to be phases to this, and we're not going to go from having these spikes in the virus to just turning on a flip and everything going back to normal. so the interim plan, yes, includes supporting small businesses with getting them things like support for them to reopen, rehire and do it in a way that is safe for themselves and their customers. and not to mention schools, our teachers and students, part of our plan is to invest in infrastructure. so when we talk about reopening and making it a safe and healthy place for whomever, our children or small businesses, we have to have a plan, and details matter. >> trevor: you know, i would love to start at the beginning to have the journey and go it's interesting being kamala harris because, according to trump, you are crazier than bernie, the most socialist person in the world, and then, according to some people, you are not progressive enough. who are you to you? like, if you are introducing

kamala harris to people, who is kamala harris and who will you represent when you get into that office? >> i am a child of parents who fought for civil rights. i am the daughter of a mother who arrived in the united states at the age of 19 and believed that she and her children could do anything and that we should never hear no. so these are some of the things that have fueled my ambition to fight for equality, to fight for justice, to fight for fairness, and when i think about the prospect of being a vice president of the united states, those will be my values and my goals, informed by the values that are about understanding the need to fight for the dignity of all people, fightinger for working families, fighting for the vulnerable and the voiceless among us. these are the things that propel me. the things that propel me are to fix these problems in a way that we understand the people behind

the issues and not just engage in grand gestures but engage in what is actually necessary to address the needs of the people. >> trevor: right. you know, and, yeah, these people -- i mean, i don't pay attention to the name calling, trevor. there are some of us who have lived a lifetime of being called names, and it is predictable and it is childish and it will not distract me. >> trevor: don't go away. when we come back, more of my conversation with kamala harris including why her name is so easy yet so difficult to pronounce. you don't want to miss it. expecto patronum! and action. 16 people died! did he catch our bad guy? we're know as the charmed ones. you got one day to show me what you got. i want to fight. you need us harry. what a goal! bockey ball, hockey ball, you name it ball.

i'm gonna be ready. just say show me peacock into your xfinity voice remote or download the app today. "the daily social distancing show." here is part two of my interview with senator and democratic vice presidential candidate kamala harris. one of the biggest issues that came to the fore during 2020 is that of educational justice. it's been a difficult one because of how oftentimes it is painted as a binary scenario in

america. people go all cops or no cops. that seeps to be the argument. you are someone who has investigated police departments and held them accountable. it hasn't been an easy journey in america and attitudes have shifted. how do you think america can move forward in the world where police are held accountable but not made to feel like they cannot do their job. >> right. so part of it is this, having worked inside the system, i decided to go in the system to change it from the inside, and one of the things i can tell you having spent my career there is that there's a term accountability and consequence, consequence and accountability, you hear it used all the time in the criminal justice system and almost always it is directed at the person who is arrested and never at the system itself and the people who work in the system, and we have to get to a place of agreeing. everyone must be held accountable and there must be consequences when somebody breaks the law and that includes

a police officer, especially a police officer who's been entrusted by the public with the power and authority that they have. and, so, the way that i think about it is that we need greater accountability and consequences because, frankly, there has not been -- there has been inadequate accountability and consequence when they break the law, such as killing an unarmed black man, brown man, black woman or anybody. so if we banned choke holds, george floyd would be alive today. we'll create a national registry of police officers who break the law. why? because often they'ret not held accountable in court. they get fired, then move to another jurisdiction and get hired there. we need to be able to track that. joe and i are saying we need a national standard for use of force. why? because when there is an excessive use of force the system asks this question,

usually, was the use of force reasonable? well, you and i know you can reason away just about anything. the more fair and just question to ask is was the use of force necessary. these are the things we will do. but in addition, i believe that we have to reimagine public safety in america. if we want to achieve safety, it is outdated thinking to think the way you're going to do it is just put more cops on the street. the way you do it is you invest in population, you invest in access to capital for small businesses and family, you invest in high rates of ownership, these are the things that contribute to a healthy and a productive society. >> trevor: with vice president to president obama, he was the one who would whip up the votes, he would try to create consensus in congress, you know, with dick cheney, he was the real president of war. with mike pence, i guess he proofread the tweets. i don't know.

but the point is, as vice president, you have a special position. you have a special relationship with joe in that you are trying to get to the same place but sometimes you see the world in different ways. what do you hope your role will be in helping joe biden achieve what the democrats and what the voters have asked of the people they voted for? >> that's a great question. i mean, here, i'll tell you this, i think that one of the things i love about joe, he had the audacity to say he was going to have a woman run on the ticket with him and then he chose a black woman. that was his choice. and he had the audacity to do that. he understands that he and i have very different lived experiences, and he wants and asks for a partner who would do this work with him, who can give feedback and perspective around not only a different life experience but joined by our shared values, right? and, so, i think about the work that we will do together from that perspective where it's going to be about a lot of

honest conversations with real feedback and perspective, but focused, you know, primarily, of course, to get back to where we started, what we need to do to get through the tragedy of the pandemic, but also to unify our country, knowing that we have had to withstand four years of a president who spent full time trying to sow hate and division and we need to bring the country back together around our shared ideals. regardless of where you live, your gender, race, age, the language your grandmother speaks, the vast majority of us have so much more in common than what separates us, and joe and i are very committed to doing that which is to unify our country. >> trevor: my final question to you is your name. >> mm-hmm. >> trevor: why does it seem like it becomes harder to pronounce your name the more conservative a person is? because i've noticed that there

are some people you've worked with in the senate who don't seem to know your name. is this strange for you or does this remind you of growing up? i mean, any miring has a story, any child of immigrants has a story. how does this make you feel when you see people fighting about your name? >> well, that's an interesting way to ask the question because, when i see the people who have had the experience of having been given a name from their family, which is one of the greatest gifts a family can give you, it is the first gift that a child usually, when they enter the earth, receives from their family. it is usually informed by tradition and loved and the hope and aspiration the family has for that child. it is something precious and sacred, and it is a part of their identity, and when i see people fighting for the right to be respected and treated in a

dignified way, i applaud and salute that. anybody who otherwise on the other side of that wants to play childish games as though the highest elected leaders could conduct themselves like the way they did as children on the playground, it speaks poorly for the appreciation and responsibility of the role that they have, and i think it's a reflection of their values and maturity. >> trevor: well, on that note, i thank you for your time. congratulations for the journey you have been on. hopefully the votes have been counted and hopefully there will not be an insane amount of turmoil and hopefully we'll be talking to you again and maybe from the journey to the white house. thank you so much, senatorour

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