but the good thing about the american dream is that you can just go to sleep. and try it all again the next night. >> trevor: hey everybody, welcome to the daily social distancing show, i'm trevor noah. today is monday, the 2nd of november, which means tomorrow is election day. this is it! if you haven't voted yet, don't forget to vote tomorrow, and if you still haven't registered to vote, good news -- there are 21 states that allow same-day voter registration. so, if you are a person who procrastinates, you are in luck -- unless you procrastinated so much that you're watching this daily show episode in december. in that case, i got some bad news for you. lord there were will be delivering it personally. but otherwise, if you live in one of those states, go to votevotevote.com to see what you need to bring to the polls to register on the day. go vote! anyway, coming up on tonight's show: the candidates make their final pitch, jaboukie young-white tries to understand what old people think, and we find out the biggest scandal of donald

trump's presidency. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." ♪ ♪ >> trevor: so how's everybody feeling? feeling relaxed, chilled out? casually chewing your own tongue off from the stress? because it has all come down to this -- and on the weekend before election day, voters got one more chance to compare the two candidates head to head. >> i'm running as a proud democrat, but i will govern as an american president for everybody. >> under biden, there will be no school, no graduations, no weddings, no thanksgivings, no easters, no christmases, and no fourth of july, other than that you're going to have a wonderful

life. >> i will work as hard for those who don't support me as those who do support me! i mean it! >> his new deal are these sunglasses. he was very agitated, did you see him? ( arguing ) ( arguing ) airing and then two cars, ( honking ) >> that's the job of a president, the duty to care, the duty to care for everyone! ( audience chanting ) >> don't tell anybody but let me wait until a little bit after the election, please. >> trevor: well, i think we know who dr. fauci is voting for. i mean, it's nice to have that election be that clear for you. most people are, like, which candidate better reflects my vision of america? dr. fauci is like, all right, which county isn't going to fire me? i can safely say i have never seen a president go after individual people. i'm sure trump hasn't just

started pulling out the phonebook like what habit mary henderson on maple street, everybody? should we lock her up? okay, okay. the one good piece for news for dr. fauci is now that his firing has become a rally chant, it means it will never actually happen. i love the way trump is saying biden is going to get rid of the holidays. making it up -- they're all gone, no christmas, no thanksgiving, and i don't know what kwanza is, but it's gone. no more toyotathon, you won't even be able to wish your neighbor happy honda days. if you vote for biden, no more holidays, but if you vote for trump, it's ( speaking spanish ) the election is like choosing between going to the ballet and breaking into the zoo to watch chimps mate. you know which one fits your

viefnlt there's no doubt the streets are getting tense. this is getting out of hand. >> here in new york city and around the country, there is a concern that tensions are rising to the point where a lot of people feel unsafe. police in graham, north carolina, using pepper spray on what was said to be peaceful demonstrators who had matched to the polls to beverly hills over the weekend, about 4,000 pro trump supporters gathered to rally. anti-demonstrators showed up and they clashed. in the tristate, there were caravans of trump supporters who blocked major thoroughfares, bridges, stopping people from get spooling new york city at one point. the backup was in oneiary more than five miles. >> across the united states, businesses boring up windows, doors, and taking other security measures in anticipation and fear of possible election unrest. authorities are expected to be putting back into place a non-scalable fence around the

white house. a. >> a group of trump supporters surround a biden campaign bus in texas friday, forcing biden's camp to cancel rally. >> trevor: america's going full "mad max" now. trump might deny encouraging these people but why was he riding on the back? that's irresponsible. at least he's wearing a mask. you know it's real when even the white house is putting up extra fence and barriers alhoe they aren't helping trump decide what a good barrier is. we don't need a fence, just a slightly steep ramp, no one can get past that, they're so dangerous ( as trump ). i would just paint the white house a different clomplet when antifa come, i would be, like, the white house? no, this is the purple house. try down the block, deary. but, yes, everyone is worried about post-election violence. and iline honest with you, if shit goes down, you're not going to see me going downtown and

looting, no. i'm going to be looting at the outlet malls. they have much better deals. i'm not looking for a fight, but don't play around, i'm always ready to throw down if i have to. aaahhh! aaahhh! aaahhh! is it bad? aaahhh! now i have to taste my blood like the rock. look, we all need to be reasonable. there's no need for violence. although according to the candidates, maybe there is? >> i don't think sleepy joe would be a good fighter, do you? one gentle little touch to the face and he's down. he's down and he wouldn't get up very quickly. >> the president likes to portray himself as a tough guy. when you're in hoocialtion wouldn't you have liked to take the shot? a different story. anyaway. a macho man. >> of all the people in the world i could fight, that's probably the one i would like to most fight. you know what?

just "ding," he's gone! >> trevor: that's right, joe biden and donald trump are ready to throw down. whoo! this will probably be the first ufc match sponsored by life alert. you won't be able to tell which one has a concussion. this is a lot of shit talking from two guys that only have about three falls left in them. instead of trainers, they will have jamaican nurses. great round, mr. biden. it's time for your pills, okay? you want them with the cranberry or applesauce? but donald trump country have to fist fight joe biden, all he has to do is stop mail-in ballots from being counted because most are from democrats, and it sounds like that's exactly his plan. >> overnight, the president arguing the race should be called on election day. >> we should know the result of the election on november 3. that's the way it's been and that's the way it should be. >> but that's not true and never has been. president trump saying he'll challenge the results if he

loses. >> we're going to go in the night of, as soon as that election is over, we're going in with our lawyers. >> falsely claiming ballots counted after tuesday are illegitimate. >> i think it's a terrible thing when people are -- when states are allowed to tabulate ballots for a long period of time after the election is over. >> trevor: so just to be clear, trump is flat-out saying that after election day, you should just stop counting the votes, even if the votes were cast on time, which makes no sense. it's like saying, oh, that's not your kid because it was born after its due date. mm-mmm, my baby was supposed to arrive july 1st. i don't know who this baby is just popping out finally. trump wants the race called on election night because he promises he thinks he will win. if it's biden who wins, trump

will say hold everything till the votes are recounted. trump changes the rules till he wins. best of five, of 13, of 123! maybe this would help if we explained this to trump in terms he will understand. donald, we have to wait for the election results because right now they're under all the by the i.r.s. if trump tries to steal the election, that would be the perfect scandal to end his first term in office. as roy wood, jr. has been showing us, trump has had the most tremendous scandals of all time. ♪ ♪ >> we have been counting down donald trump's 100 most tremendous scandals for about a week. we should have a blankspot in his countdown for whatever he's done since we started doing the countdown. now we're down to the top 25. these are the big ones. these are the scandals that are going to submit

president trump's place in the history books. assuming history books are still allowed after november. so let's start the countdown and number 25. >> donald trump and his father built the family's empire by dodging taxes for decades. it reportedly included instances of outright fraud. >> peaceful protesters were tear gassed. >> these are animals. >> conditions at migrate detention facilities are horrific. >> president trump fires acting attorney general. >> fired five independent watchdogs. >> the diverting of billions of dollars from the pentagon budget to fund the president's border wall. >> this is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water. >> china should continue building these concentration camps for the mass detention of uighur muslims because president trump thought that "was exactly the right thing to do." >> and then we fell in love. okay? no, really. >> it's funny the relationships

i have. the tougher they are the better i get along. >> the commission he set up to back up claims of voter fraud. >> playing another round of golf, 284th visit to hundred of his golf clubs since take office. >> they're ten my of the media. >> i'll criticize judges. >> trump made more than 20,000 false or misleading statements. >> the president who routinely skips reading the president's daily briefing. >> mailmen selling the ballots, being sold, dumped in rivers. >> russia wanted donald trump to win. his campaign was eager to accept russia's help. >> the president said i need loyalty, i expect loyalty. >> woodward pressed the president about n.b.s.'s role. trump said i saved his ass. >> another woman with a claim about donald trump's behavior. >> separating children from families at the border. >> this is cnn breaking news.

>> president trump has been impeached. >> how does he even have the energy for this many scandals? i have a theory but our lawyer said we don't have proof so we can't put it on the list. number one is still ahead, but now let's look at scandal number two. gather around for this one, everybody. well, not too close. keep six feet. a global pandemic would be a crisis for any president, but it would take donald trump to turn coronavirus into not just a scandal but one of the biggest scandals of all time. >> you can call ate germ, you can call it a flu, you can call it a virus, you can call it many different names, i'm not even sure neb knows what it is. >> trump was working on screwing up the pandemic before it was a pandemic to screw up. >> the trump administration disbanding the national security as pandemic unit in 2018. >> we worked very well with that office. it would be nice if the office was still there. >> when the outbreak began in wuhan the trump screwups began

taking off as china tried to hide how bad things were trump covered it up because he wanted a trade greenchts that's all taken care of and china is working hargd on the problem. >> that's called the heart of the deal. next strew up when the virus reached america. >> you have the 15 people and the 15 in a couple of days will be close to zero. >> just as china was admitting this was more viral than a white girl dancing on tiktok, trump began doing the opposite. >> this is a flu, like a flu. it's going to ditz appear one day. >> you will have a kid with a sniffles and they'll say it's coronavirus, whatever you want to call it. >> according to trump, covid was something you could simply ignore like consent. >> when you're a star, they let you do it. >> but covid was no more harmful than a case of the sniffles, he put together a task force head bid the guy next office over and he had lots of experience not

handling a public health crisis. trump kept promising covid -- >> will go away. >> he did everything he could think of to make sure it stuck around. >> so i said to my people slow the testing down please. >> with the masks, it's going to be really a voluntary thing, you can do it, don't have to do it. i'm clueing not to do it. >> the trump administration dismissed the p.p.e. shortage and instead encouraged reusing flys. >> i don't take responsibility at all. >> trump was pe persuaded to tae the pandemic a little more seriously. >> i am confident that by counting and continuing to take these tough measures -- >> even if he pretty clearly wasn't happy about it. >> okay -- >> i know how you feel, donald, i get cranky when a pandemic pulls me away from my 18 hours of golf. before long the second waveov screwups would begin as trump went full snake oil salesman. >> hydroxychloroquine, try it, if you'd like. >> and then i see the disinfectant. is there a way we could do

something like that by injectio- >> turns out the d. in d.j.t. turns for doctor and the j. stands for, jesus, did he just say we should inject ourselves with bleach? >> totally normal. >> still, his people rejoiced sharing the good news about why masks are bad. >> you're all a bunch of pussies wearing masks. >> you're violating the law. >> you're from satan. >> back off! screaming screening. >> showing up at rallies without a care in the world. >> they're dying and it is what it is. >> as the u.s. was a global leader in coronavirus, seems like the good times never would end till it crashed down. >> breaking news overnight. president trump and first lady blandia trump test positive for the coronavirus. >> at least 20 people connected to trump tested positive for covid. >> a sobering reminder coronavirus is real and even the most powerful people, even the president of the united states are vulnerable to this terrible disease.

nah! you can't hurt donald trump, his blood is made of cheeseburgers. >> i'm immune. i could start citionz everybody. >> even as trump's first term comeso an end, his most impressive scandal soars to new heights. >> how would you rate your response to this crisis? >> i'd rate it at 10. >> be honest, when tom hanks caught the rona back in march, did you really think we would deal with this shit in november? it's been eight months! i'm starting to think having a president with an attention span of eight seconds was a mistake. well, you've seen donald trump's top 99 scandals. the man is a tax dodging putin loving pussy grabbing bleach drinking crybaby. which brings us to his most tremendous scandal. he's somehow still president! how?! how is he still the president?! you would think at number 60 somebody would have said

something! unbelievable! how -- >> trevor: thank you so much for that, roy. when we come back, michael kosta finds out what's keeping some suburban women in trump's corner. and michael harriot is joining us later on. us later on. so stick around. [dinosdon't even! [dinosaur noises] i'm serious! [dinosaur noises] yes! frito-lay variety packs. packed with possibilities.

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>> suburban women, will you please like me? ( cheering ) please! please! i saved your damn neighborhood, okay? >> saved their damn neighborhood? from what? i sat down with three proud trump supporters to see what trump is doing to protect white women. i mean, the suburbs. sorry, the suburbs are obviously not just code for white. >> he's out there making our lives a little bit easier, and what he's doing is protecting us. >> t what do the suburbs need to be protected from? >> violence, rioters looting. >> huh. >> socialism. >> antifa and "black lives matter." >> i agree, same thing. they're afraid of them coming from the cities to the suburbs. >> there's examples of it around the country where gates are crashed through -- >> okay, so in your suburb, how many rioters came up from the city? >> oh, none eyet. we haven't had, in this town we haven't, but it's happened in

other parts of the country. >> we've had very little here. they stopped one of the parkways, very peaceful. there's no looting. >> in our suburbs, we only had a peaceful protest, but, um, you know, the belief is that i believe all lives matter. >> nice. just won a bet. anyways, if all the protests in your neighborhood have been peaceful, why are you still so concerned with rioting and looting? >> because i've seen what h.p.d. in new york city. if you're living in an apartment near times square, every night, there's protesting. you might call it peaceful but banging drums at 11:00 at night is really not peaceful. >> i thought you were going to say people were getting stabbed with knives, not late night drumming, butt it can be inconvenient depending on the drums. >> just because it's not on my block doesn't mean it's not affecting me. >> andrea is right, you should be afraid of rioters even if

every protest you've seen in your town suggests the opposite. according to trump, if antifa support destroy your suburb, democrats will. >> democrats in washington are pushing a plan to abolish the suburbs. they want to build low-income housing. they don't mind if low income housing is built in the suburbs. >> biden wants affordable housing in the suburbs. what would that do to your neighborhood? >> i wouldn't have a problem with it at all. >> i already have it a couple blocks up from me and down from me. >> so that's not a fear. >> not a fear at all for me. >> my town already has affordable housing and i'm all for affordable housing. >> got it. their riots have been peaceful and the terrifying low-income housing isn't coming because it's already there. so why is trump still pushing these fears? >> i don't think he's pushing fear. i think he's pushing knowledge. >> trump doesn't sell fear. he sells knowledge about what we

should fear. you know -- >> no. knowledge of how to run the country. >> got it. on an unrelated note, when you voted for trump previously what were some of the things that worried you? >> i was afraid of hillary clinton getting in office. >> i'm afraid of attacking trump supporters with things like the i.r.s. >> the bathrooms, the little girl bathrooms with boys in them. >> they've taken christopher columbus day away and calling it independence day. it's christopher columbus, okay? that's what i'm afraid of. >> according to you, these are the things we should fear from donald trump. hillary clinton -- >> for a president who's definitely not telling seeling fear -- >> socialism, swedish teenagers -- >> he's left his voters with a big beautiful list of non-fears. >> immigrants. ( talking at the same time ) >> russian hoax -- >> trevor: thank you so much for that, michael. we have to take a quick break.

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pill to swallow, but what about the people who swallow a lot of pills every day. i sat down with some senior citizens to hear their thoughts on biden. >> hello. >> i'm jaboukie. >> tell me your name again. >> jaboukie. >> jaboukie, okay. >> would you put your microphone up a little bit. >> is this better? >> better. >> peg, i can't hear you. do you see the microphone, the little microphone on the bottom left? as in can i hear you? peg? the a.a.r.p.-plus community came out bigly for trump in 2016 giving him almost a 10-point lead in the 65-plus demographic. but a new poll shows biden you have 20 points with seniors. what's got these americans so hot for uncle joe? is biden proof you can be president when you're older. >> given how old trump is, he's

just a rich old geezer. >> whoo! those are strong words, allison. >> it's the truth. >> you threw out the g. word, you sawed it, not me. and unlike every single person i've ever met in my life, some of these people aren't democrats. >> as a life-long republican, i'm all in for joe biden. he's saying i don't care if it's a red or blue state, but i'm going to be the president of the american people. >> okay, all right. >> i voted for trump in 2016, but the next four years my opinions gradually changed. >> did you do a lot of growing up between ages of 69 and 73? >> i didn't have to do too much deep self-reflecting because it was so obvious from the get-go, the lying and the hyperbole, but despite that the hypocrite in me kind of likes my bank balances. >> peg is all about the racks on

racks on racks. >> about what? >> racks on racks on racks. >> rex on rex on rex? i'm sorry -- >> money. >> i was all about my nice investment portfolio if that's what we're talking about. >> and republican dan has taken his biden support one step further. >> my wife and i founded a super pac to support joe biden. it's called arizona republicans who believe in treating others with respect. >> a.r.w.b.i.t.o.w.r. >> i brought one just so you can see it. you know, here's the -- i'll get close to the camera. there's the whole name right there. >> that's like a list of side effects. >> we wonder how does this work when it's really old school just yard signs but people still notice yard signs. >> a yard signs is sort of like the elder x having a twitter account. >> we're not social media fans. >> you have to capitalize.

you're already getting this grassroot clout. i think i could help you out. >> i think you could. >> there is this one social media app so many arizona republicans are on. have you ever heard of grindr? >> no. >> could they convince their friends to get on to the no malarkey bus? it was time for role play. i'll will b a fellow senior. convince me not to vote for trump. let me get into character. trump is going to make america great again like back when our schools and lunch counters weren't so urban. >> ask yourself is this a guy who's building our democracy? is he healing wounds or is he causing wounds? >> covid was the breaking point. he could have handled it, he could have handled it, he put himself before us, and once someone lies to me or misleads me you more than likely won't get me back.

>> that's wisdom right there. >> he has not made america great again. he has incited the country to violence, and we need opposing presence in the white house. >> you need to be moderating these debates, allison. >> put me on, honey. >> so i don't know whether biden or trump is going to win tomorrow, but after spending a day with these seniors, i do know one thing, if i could still be this cute when i'm old, then i can't wait to get started. >> trevor: thanks for that, jay bookie. when we come back, michael harriot from "the root" will be here to discuss who black people will be voter for this year and it might not be joe biden. stay tuned to find i out.

>> trevor: welcome back to "the daily social distancing show." earlier today, i spoke with michael harriot, the award winning senior writer at "the root." we talked of the impact the black vote will have on tomorrow's election and why some rappers are voting for trump.

michael harriot, welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> thank you for having me. >> trevor: some people know you from "the root," a publication that made a name for honing in on black issues whether in news or culture. some people know you for your amazing historical twitter threads but right now a lot of people want to know you as the guy who can predict the election. do you know what's going to happen? >> so i don't pretend to know what's going to happen. all we can go by is history. one of the things that we can be sure of is that we will not see anything new. voting suppression has been happening since the inception of america. i always say that, you know, when you're in doubt, always bet on white, you know. ( laughter ) you know, white people are going to white and that's one thing we can always be sure of. , so you know, we will see america be america again tomorrow, i'm sure, whatever the outcome may be. >> trevor: it's interesting

that you say that because, i mean, in this election, it feels that, although that may be true, it will be slightly different because 90% of black men are still not voting for him according to polls, but trump is doing better than previous republicans with black men, specifically under sage 50. what do you attribute that to? >> well, one of the things i attribute it to is it's a misconception. there is no evidence -- and i wrote about this recently -- that black men or black voters are flocking to trump. there is a contingent of black men who vote republican, and it's been the same for the last 40 years. you know, ronald reagan got 13%, j.bgeorge bush got 13% p, george h.w. bush got 12%. about 13% of black men vote republicans because the truth is

men are more likely to vote republican. it's just a reality in politics. because of the last election where, you know, voter suppression took place in historic terms and because of black voter apathy, there was a smaller number of black voters. >> right. >> so the total number of peoplo showed up at the polls were those people who always vote republican and die-hard democrats. so there's this perception that trump got more black male voters but he didn't really. in fact, trump got the smallest number of black voters that anyone in the last 40 years. >> trevor: one of the pieces that people love that you wrote and some of the thoughts you had came in and around kanye west running or first teaming up with trump then running his own blatz on the side. you know, 50-cent or little wayne. what do you make of this movement? i know obviously it's outliars

because we can count the amount of rappers and that makes the news because it is an exception to the rule, but what do you make of that? >> if you would have bet me that somebody -- one rapper would have been a trump supporter or one rapper would have done anything stupid i would have probably said 50-cent before this. if you didn't have 50-cent on your doing something stupid bingo card, then you probably weren't going to win the game anyway, right? you know, so there are always people and rappers are not excluded who, because of the patriarchy, because of the delusion that they are separate from regular black people, because of their own self-delusion believe that the people who oppress black people will somehow benefit them personally, and, so, these people aren't, you know, outliers as much as they are

typical ofo the subset of black men particularly. >> trevor: you have been lauded as one of the people who makes some of the most interesting conversations or arguments about and around reparations. you argue many of the arguments have been incorrect, in your opinion. what do you think people should have been doing differently in the conversation around reparations? >> first of all, i think the conversation around reparations shoulden be framed in the context of giving black people something that america -- you know, like white people giving something to black people. >> trevor: right. >> the truth is that this is an investment of sweat equity, of blood, sweat and tears that black people have paid into this capitalist investment of america that we haven't seen the dividends returned upon us. and part of the problem is that we frame so much of that around

slavery, right? think about after slavery when all the black people in america who had a job, worked, they pay the same taxes as white people, they pay the same city taxes, garbage, and they didn't get the benefit of going to the schools, they can't go to most to have the colleges in america, so we were paying into a system that was stealing our money and giving it to white people. so when we think of reparations as a redistribution of wealth, we should actually come out and say that because they have participated for 400 years in a massive redistribution of our wealth, of our sweat equity, of our work and our money. >> trevor: before i let you go, election day is coming up tomorrow, and the big question i think a lot of people will have is where to from here especially for people of color and

predominantly black people. as someone who looks back to history for answers, what do you hope to see if biden and kamala win the ticket? >> he's going to have to spend a lot of times correcting damage trump has done, but i hope the democratic party and politics as a whole can see what black people have done for america. we rescued it from the cliff that is donald trump, right. and, so, i hope that they will put that into actual sustainable policies that will correct the injustices and inequities that we've seen for so much. and i hope that america can see that the only way that we can have a stable country is to give the promise of america to the people who have been specifically excluded from america's middle class economically socially and politically for so long, and if

we do that, we will have a more stable country, we will have a more stable political system, we will have a more stable economy, and we won't be dying in the street from pandemics or poverty or all of the things that kill us disproportionately in america. >> trevor: michael harriot, i appreciate you taking the time. i'm looking forward to your reading and catching up with you after the election. >> i'm looking forward to seeing more of "the daily social distancin"the daily show.">> tre a quick break and we'll be for .

but before we go, one final reminder that we're teaming up with world central kitchen for their new chefs for the polls program. they're activating local food trucks, restaurants, and caterers, owned and operated primarily by people of color, to serve food to people in voting lines, especially in underserved communities where voting lines are historically longer. if you can help out in any way, then all you need to do is donate at the link below. and don't forget, tomorrow is election day, and we'll be going live to cover it, right here at 11:00 pm eastern time. see you there, and until then -- stay safe out there, wear a mask, and remember, rihanna thinks that people who vote are really sexy, so...use it, don't use it. all right, now, here it is -- your moment of zen. >> and i'm sitting in the hottest sun i've ever felt. this is hot. you're going to see me tomorrow. i'm going to look like a lobster.

it's freezing and it's raining. it's pouring as i'm talking, it's pouring up the mouth, up the nose. i have to look this way so i can breathe. the wind is so strong you can't breathe. at least you're down there with each other. i'm all up here and that wind is blowing! nobody told me we'll have 40-mile an hour winds today. will you please give me a hat? so. what's up? me, all night, dreaming about angela's smoking hot body. you're being gross. not from a male perspective. you need to set me up with her. i know that she told you that she's looking and she's totally not respoding to my moves. what moves? i've moonwalked past accounting, like, ten times. i can't believe that's not working. yeah.

um, i don't know if i really see you two together. really? well maybe you should look in the smart part of your brain. she's very religious. okay, well i come from a line of w.a.s.p.s so long it leads back to moses. okay, well, she takes her convictions pretty seriously. she can be kind of severe. yeah, and i punched a hole in a wall. that's right, you did. yeah. now that i think about it, angela and andy might actually make a good couple. but i couldn't to that to dwight... or angela... or andy. [cheerful music] gentlemen, a word.