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no. it--you can't-- it's not about how it sounds. neat. welcome to "the daily social distancing show." i'm trevor noah. today is thursday, the 3rd of december, which means there's only 48 days left until donald trump is no longer president and can finally start building the first presidential library that has a ballpit. anyway, coming up on tonight's show: drake wants to be in your house, ivanka trump wants to stay out of prison, and ludacris is joining me on the show. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah. >> trevor: let's kick it off with the coronavirus pandemic. it's the reason you know what all your co-workers' bedrooms look like without creating a problem for h.r.
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right now, things are not looking good all over the world, and especially not in the united states. in fact, robert redfield, the director of the c.d.c. and man whose face got put on upside-down by god, said yesterday that the next few months could be "the most difficult in the public health history of this nation"-- even worse than that six-month stretch when you couldn't go anywhere without hearing "baby shark." we thought that was the pandemic! the good news is that a vaccine is right around the corner, but you still need to get enough people to get the vaccine so that people are immune. and let's face it, in a country where millions of people refuse to wear masks, there's a good chance many of them will resist getting an injection, which is sort of like a mask that hurts. so that's why some high-profile people from across the political spectrum are forming a supergroup to promote the vaccine. >> in a show of presidential leadership in this health crisis, three former presidents are ready to roll up their sleeves to bolster public
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confidence in the new coronavirus vaccines, barack obama, george w. bush, and bill clinton all volunteering to get their shots on camera once the f.d.a. authorizes a vaccine. clinton and obama got on board after president bush reached out to dr. anthony fauci and dr. deborah birx to see how he could help promote the vaccine. >> trevor: now, that is some presidential leadership, offering to get the vaccine on live tv before everybody else to boost public confidence. also, it's a great way to sneak ahead to the front of the line. i see you, barry! yeah, i see you. you and bill and george snatching those first shots! no hate fellas, game recognize game! you know the game is not going to stop there, because i bet there will be one smart secret service agent who will be like,"did somebody say "shot," i'll protect you and jump in front of the needle and say i got vax napted for you.
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and you might be wondering, "why hasn't president trump also offered to take the vaccine? by the time the vaccines are available, he'll also be a former president." but don't forget, he beat corona, so he's already immune. also, he can't go before the other presidents, because he'll take all the lollipops. i'm actually glad that trump isn't part of this event. because you know he would find a way to make things awkward. ( trump ) "i'm not getting the vaccine on camera. i don't want to show my butt ( aide ) "sir, they can do it in your arm." ( trump ) "too late. i already dropped my pants." not to mention watching them get the vaccine on tv doesn't really help. what we really need to do is watch them 24/7 after the vaccine so we can see it's safe so they all need to live together in a house where we can see them eat and sleep and hang-out. of course, until there is a vaccine, it will be more important than ever to continue
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following social distancing guidelines. now, the good news is that a lot of politicians have been speaking out very clearly about the need to stay safe. the bad news is these politicians haven't all been practicing what they preach. >> a number of democratic leaders apologizing or reversing course, after multiple occurrences of "do as i say, not as i do." they have been caught not following their own coronavirus guidelines. in san francisco, mayor london breed facing backlash after it was revealed that she attended a birthday party last month at the french laundry, the famed and exclusive napa valley restaurant, with seven other people at her table. and when this party happened, such gatherings were discouraged by statewide guidelines. the day before breed's dinner at the french laundry, governor gavin newsom also attended a party there with at least a dozen other people from different households. in denver, mayor michael hancock told residents of his city to skip large thanksgiving dinners, and then he promptly appeared at the denver airport and flew to mississippi to spend the holiday with his wife and daughter.
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>> before thanksgiving, the mayor of austin, texas, had this message for his city: >> you need to stay home if you can, do everything you can to try to keep the numbers down. this is not the time to relax. >> but it turns out, when he gave that warning, mayor steve adler wasn't home. he was on vacation in the swanky mexican resort of cabo san lucas. >> trevor: man, come on. what is it with these democrats? "hey, everybody, it's your mayor here, telling you do the right thing and stay home. all my boys at the pool know what i'm talking about! say what's up, everybody! we livin' that cabo life, bitches!" i'm sorery man, everyone has given up their lives and they're hypocrites. do you guys think corona respects your office too much to come after you? because if it got the president of the united states, it's not going to be star-struck by governor hair gel. and, yeah, i know republicans are also having big indoor
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parties. i know that. people say, what, about the republicans?" everyone expects them to! the official republican party platform now is just... ( loudly coughs ). in fact, in a way, these democrats are even worse than anti-maskers because of their hypocrisy. at least when those dudes break the rules, they're open about it. antimask people are walking around in bars breathing into each others' faces. "do you have any covid in you? would you like some?" but you know what? it's not healthy to dwell on the bad news all the time. there's definitely bad news. it's 2020. for the next few minutes, let's make like donald trump and pretend coronavirus doesn't exist. and what better way to do that than another episode of "ray of sunshine." our first ray of sunshine comes from the moon. and i know some of you are thinking, how can you have a ray of sunshine from the moon, because the moon reflects light from the sun.
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that's what moonlight is! don't you remember third-grade science?! i actually tonight remember it, either. i just googled it now. anyway, here's what's happening on the moon right now: >> right now, a chinese robotic craft is collecting samples on the moon. it's touched down where apollo and the sputnik missions have never ventured. china's space administration says for two days, it will drill, it will collect samples. the goal is to bring back four pounds of dust, of rock, debris, later this month. and the samples will be brought back to the earth in 44 years. it's been a while since we've done the moon exploration. >> trevor: wow, we haven't collected any moon rocks in 44 years. i'll bet tathey've changed a lot since back then. they probably graduated moon college, met another moon rock, and had some little moon rocks of their own. then they started moon rock drinking and developed a gambling problem. and the one moon rock tells the other to get their act together.
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and tells him to get his goddam act together, and he's all like, "why don't you mind your damned business." anyway, it will be nice to catch up. but that's right, china is sending a robotic craft to the and this is pretty slick of china to do this now when everyone is still angry at them over the pandemic. "hey, china, for real, did you try to hide covid when it started in wuhan?" "i'd love to answer your questions, but we have to go get rocks on the moon." also, i just want to put it out there: maybe this isn't the best year for humanity to be visiting the moon? i can't even travel to vermont without a quarantine. maybe we shouldn't be sending humans to touch thungz in space. i don't want aliens coming down in two weeks like, "what the hell, guys. you gave us covid-19. ( human ) "we're so sorry! it helps if you just put a mask ( alien ) "don't take away my freedoms!" but let's return to earth for some news from the united nations. it's where all the world's most important leaders gather together... for a slummmmber party! and the organization that brings nations together now has something to bring to the party. >> the united nations has now
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removed cannabis from their list of most dangerous drugs. marijuana had been categorized by the world health organization as a so-called schedule 4 drug. heroin is in the same group. well, now a panel voted to move cannabis into a lower category known as schedule 1. it includes drugs that are still considered highly addictive but can also be used medically. many countries look to the u.n. classification for policy guidance. >> trevor: that's right, the united nations has officially removed cannabis from its list of most-dangerous drugs, which is fantastic. because if any group could mellow out a bit, it's world leaders. i mean, right now, israel and palestine hate each other so much, but if they smoked a little weed together, couldn't they become friends? the answer would be no. they'd probably still hate each other, but would they want to get off the couch to do
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any world leader smoking pot would be awesome, because they would be like... "ya, mon, that be some irie kush right dere..." "uh, sir, you're the prime minister of sweden." "dyats how ya know it's good." i will say this, i would not be want to be a u.n. translator right now, because that job is about to get real strange. >> it is with this that the... ( giggling ) i lost it. and... ( laughing ) i can't. i can't. whoa! you guys see that? >> trevor: moving on. from the world of diplomacy to the world of hip hop and home decorating. yeah, that's right, the new drake just dropped, and i can't tell you how it sounds, but i can tell you how it smells.
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sure smells great. >> here is a unique holiday gift. have your home smell like drake, bill. the singer has released a series of scented candles, and the scent called carby musk claims to smell like the canadian rapper himself, filled with notes of musk, ambers, cashmere, suede, and velvet. it costs about 80 bucks and includes a marker for you to write the recipient's name on the candle. >> trevor: whoa, eighty bucks?! i love drake, but i feel like he's really overestimating how much i want my house to smell like an emotional rapper. and even if i do agree to spend $80o a drake-smelling candle, i need ton which drake smell i'm talking about. because you smell different at different times. am i getting drake before the concert or drake after? because one smells like blueberries with a hint of egyptian musk, and the other smells so sweaty you can tell his balls are stuck to one leg. and finally, the queen of
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england. she's the titular head of the united kingdom and the reason every british actress has a job. and she has a job opening. >> here's a job opportunity that does not come around very often. queen elizabeth is looking to hire a new personal assistant in the office at can the buck. the person will be in charge of managing requests, coordinating meets and appointments and drafting correspondence. it comes with a two-year contract and a salary of almost $50,000 a year. >> trevor: okay, fifty grand a year is a decent salary, but not enough for the queen's personal assistant, because you're the assistant. you're going to know all the queen's secrets. if she wants to keep her meghan voodoo doll under wraps, that's got to be worth more than 50 grand more. and the queen better not say it's because the economy isn't great. that's a weird excuse to make when you're sitting in a castle. ( queen ) "i wish we could pay more, but
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money is tight right now." ( cockney ) "your diamond crown is crooked, you majesty." ( queen ) "sorry, it's because of all the diamonds." and, look, on some level, it would be fun to work for the queen-- managing her appointments, having tea with her, telling the cops you were driving after she runs someone over. but it's also got to be a super stressful. there's so many tasks to keep on top of. every day it's like, "wait, was it feed the corgis and behead the traitor, or feed the traitor and behead the corgis? oh, what have i done!" of course, a celebrity assistant these days is basically just a 20-something who manages social media accounts, which is going to be confusing for the queen. ( queen ) "so i don't quite understand this latest tweet from us. what is the "it" that idris elba can get?" all right, we have go to take a quick break, but when we come back, desi lydic will explain why the trump kids deserve a pardon. yeah, i know. and then roy wood jr. is going to check out the year in movies and ludacris
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grab some pipin hot chicken young man! much better than microwaved hot dogs. right, dad? eat up! i'm doing the cookin' tonight. get kfc tonight with free delivery. >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily social distancing show." in just 48 days, president trump will lose all the powers that come with the presidency, like vetoing bills and getting to pick the in-flight movie on air force one. but even worse for trump, he'll lose the power to pardon people. so he might take advantage of it while he can. >> in another sign president trump is preparing for life after the white house, multiple sources telling nbc news he is considering preemptive pardons for his three eldest children, his son-in-law, and other close associates. >> trevor: yup, you heard that right. trump might preemptively pardon ivanka, don jr., eric, and jared, which is groundbreaking.
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because this could be the first time trump gives all his kids the same gift, because when they were growing up, they would get different presents. like, ivanka would get a horse, and eric would get a shovel to scoop up horse shit. but the big question is, is it legal for trowsm pardon his own children? to help me answer that let's turn to our own senior legal correspondent, desi lydic. desi, this seems really shady. if trump pardons all his kids, isn't that basically admitting that they're criminals? >> of course not, trevor. sounds like someone didn't go to law school! i didn't either, but i've partied there. but the fact is these pardons are preemptive. right? that doesn't mean they're criminals. it means they're pre-criminals. and in a way, we're all pre-criminals. i mean, are you telling me you know for sure that you would never get into a bar fight or help a friend knock over a bank.
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>> trevor: yeah, i know i'm not going to knock over a kneang. >> all right, i'll find someone else. >> trevor: desi, what about the fact that this could be a blanket pardon? it could cover literally any crime. >> that's a good thing. see, we don't know what they've done, but they might not know, either. there are so many crimes you could commit without even realizing it. they could go after don jr. for not filling out every tax form perfectly, or hunting a rhinoceros because it was "in the zoo." and that's not right, trevor. in america, we don't want to send innocent people to jail. this isn't africa! >> trevor: wow, okay. okay, let me ask you this, disezy: at the very least, you have to admit this is hypocritical. trump's whole deal is he's the "law and order" president. now he's using his power to subvert the justice system. >> right, but this is law and order. he's bringing the people outside the law, back into the law, which allows them to order
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lunch, because they won't be in jail. law and order. >> trevor: that is not what law and order means. >> again, trevor, you're not a lawyer, and i'm on the board at columbia law school. there's a cork board that says, "if you see this woman, call campus security." >> trevor: but, desi, if all the trump kids are so clearly innocent, then why can't they just trust the justice system? to prove it? >> uhh, are you kidding? because once joe biden takes power, he and the democrat deep state are just going to use the justice system to get revenge, that's why! i mean, that's the way it works around here. in america, so many innocent people get sent to jail. this isn't africa! now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go. ronny's waiting for me at the wells fargo. see, he's a real friend! >> trevor: desi, please don't rob a bank with ronny. >> no, no, no, trevor. it's fine. co-workers don't have to testify against each other. it's the perfect crime! >> trevor: desi, i don't
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think that's true, i might have to testify-- man, i have to stop asking her for legal questions. all right, when we come back, roy wood jr. takes a look at the movies and television shows we all watched in 2020. and ludacris is still coming up! stick around. somebody needs to call ronny and pennsylvania, winning the white house and denying president trump a second term. >> donald trump built his brand on being a winner. >> you have to think like a winner. >> now he can't stop losing. >> joseph r. biden jr. is elected the 46th president. >> certified joe biden as the winner... >> day after day... >> a federal judge appointed by trump himself dismissed the president's efforts to throw out votes. >> after day. >> election night that turned into election week. >> election day is stretching well into election month. >> election month, election two months. >> what the hell is going on? >> from the people who brought you, "i'll release my taxes when
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the audit is finished, "and "i'll release my health care plan in two weeks." >> a beautiful health care bill. >> comes from a man who lost again--... >> trump lost wisconsin again. >> and again... >> he keeps losing court cases, recounts, and certifications. >> and again ... >> he keeps relosing the election again and again and again. >> over and over and over. >> come see the spectacle critics are calling... >> i didn't know when i was going to run and i had to run again, every week i had to run again. that wasn't the deal. >> donald trump, joe biden, the elite strike force team and chris elliott. >> they are now one in 40 in court. >> probably not now. >> in "election day."
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eat up! i'm doing the cookin' tonight. get kfc tonight with free delivery. ♪♪♪ it's velveeta versus the other guys. clearly, nothing melts like velveeta. ♪♪♪ daily social distancing show." 2020 is almost over and i think we can all agree that it has been a fantastic year. so much great stuff happened. and for the rest of the month, we'll be remembering all of 2020's best moments, starting with roy wood jr. and a look back at the year in streaming video. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> hey, what's up, everybody? it's roy wood jr. 2020 was a huge year for streaming, which is kind of like sake 1903 was a huge year for airplanes-- there were no real
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airplanes before then. this year all the streaming sites came out left and right. like most of you all, i've been streaming my ass off in my house, streaming on my phone, streaming on my tablet, streaming on my tv. i have even been streaming on my peleton bike. technically it's not a peleton bike. it's an ipad i take to the handle bars of a bike i stole. there are plenty of places to watch it. let's start with the classic, netflix, the o.g. of the game. old-school netflix, they would send a dvd to your house and you would go get it and open up the mailbox and go, "oh, boy! i got me a doid. firestone up play station two." hbo, you have to get it up to hbo and hbo max, quality shows. you have black women figuring out their lives, white women trying to figure out how to kill their husbands-- was it their husbands they were trying to kill or setting up their husbands-- bottom line, if nicole kid man is looking at
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your ass without smiling, you're in trouble. we had a ton of new streaming services, which if i'm going to be honest i'm a little suspicious of all these companies dropping during the same year we had a pandemic. you telling me you had nothing to do with corona coming out? it's like they were sitting around bored like, "as soon as march hits, hit the 5g button and start the corona. we had quibi, which promised to revolutionize the game, which stood for quick bytes, and it was quick and bit the dust. a moment of silence. and of course there's cbs all access where you can watch ""star trek"" with a black woman in charge and if that's too much to handle we have an animated version. and apple plus, one of my favorite new streaming sites. if you don't like the show on the apple plus you can go to the apple store and complain at the genius store. i got this show, and they said it was steve carell and he said-- can you get him back to
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ainchgor man status. and also, my shuffle broke. we got amazing content to watch this year. remember when "tiger king" came out. this is how crazy people were. we were only a month into quarantine when "tiger king" dropped. and people like, "mect heads doing animal abuse? give me more! what's that? it bit off an arm? give me more. what's that? she's going to be on 'dancing with the stars'" after maybe killing her husband. give me more." another hit show was the queens gambit. that didn't do it for me. i'm supposed to be impressed because this lady beat all these professional chess players. that's cool, but she didn't play the black dude in the park in new york. you can't do that and be the queen. you know who i'm talking about, the black dude in in the park playing chess by himself. another huge show from 2020
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"last the dance." oh, my god, finally a documentary to prove how good michael jordan is at basketball. it also showed us that michael jordan is the michael jordan of lawg on the ipad. he's the scotty pippin of wearing oversized suits, and the bill wittington of hiding his liquor on camera. somebody told me the "greatest british baking show" was good. i tried to watch an episode but it was just people baking, nobody was fighting or backstabbing. that's not a reality show. that's my grandma's house. disney plus had "hamilton" but i was watching "hamilton" on tv and didn't get the real live experience like on broadway so i threw $900 out the window so i would know what it felt like. we're getting so used to watching good content in our homes will we be ready to go back to theaters when the pandemic is over? i get to watch bloc busters like "wonder woman" the same day they
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come out. i can make my apartment like a movie theor-- pop popcorn, sit close to the screen, have a kid behind me that won't stop talking and spill soda all over your carpet ensuring you don't get your security deposit back. and that's the year in streaming. and please, for the love of god, stop saying i look like the dude from the movie "soul" it's not me! it's disrespectful and it's hurtful to my family. >> trevor: thank you so much for that, roy. you actually do look like that guy. stick around. when we come bac
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>> trevor: welcome back to "the daily social distancing show." earlier today, i spoke with grammy award-winning rapper and actor ludacris. we talked about his brand new educational platform specially designed for kids, his new charity campaign, and what life is like without vacation. ludacris, welcome back, but this time to the "the daily social distancing show." how you doing, my dude? >> i'm good, man.
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i feel like we're brothers from another mother, especially why our afros growing right now. >> trevor: right, this is like eye feel like you starred yours first. i remember seeing you growing it out, you know, during all those vacation pictures. ( laughs ) and i'm not going to dry, it was always you and your wife and you would be on vacation like a beautiful island. and i was like, man this guy goes on too many vacations. and 2020 hit, and i was like, man, i should have gone on more vacations. >> i have to stay in the sun as much as i can, me being on islands is pretty much home for me. that's what i have to do. ( laughter ) i gotta keep this -- >> can i tell you something? i remember the first time, like, when i first get to new york, it was my first year. i never lived like this. the days end at, like, 4:00 p.m. because someone changes the time and some bullshit happens. all i know is i wasn't getting enough sun, the same amount of sun i got in south africa.
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the makeup man said you need to start standing outside. otherwise i am going to use white people makeup on you. >> i literally stay on the island so i love it. >> trevor: i feel you, man, i feel you. but this year has been really different, man. it's funny that you're here because i remember wondering, "what is ludacris doing?" i was thinking ludacris the rapper. ludacris the actor. everyone has danced to your music and watched your movies. you're here to talk about, honestly, in my opinion, one of the most amazing initiatives called "kid nation." tell me what it's all about. >> man, we always want to do things that we want to see the change in the world we have to be that change. and i wish i had this when i was a kid. we've been working on this. obviously, there's so much craziness going on in the world. kids and parents need their supplemental entertainment, as i call it. i created a platform that's a safe haven and safe place for children and all original content, videos and music.
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i'm talking about math, "talking about science, talking about good grade, about manners. you name it, we have it. and, obviously, it's like current music, hip-hop, pop, rock 'n' roll. all different genres. it's almost recreating the music industry but literally having nothing but educational and fun entertainment content for children. that's what kid nation is, kidnation.com and the app that just got out. there you have it. >> trevor: i won't lie, when i first heard about it, i was like, man, this is going to be corny. this is going to be trash. this is going to be ludacris trying to act like he's friend with kids. this is going to be horrible. for real, though, i was worried. and it's amazing. i'll tell you why it's amazing. first of all, we take for granted how important it is to give kids literally safe spaces where they can learn and have fun. today on the internet, you click one video that's a kid's song and the next thing you know they're in a deep conspiracy theory. secondly, it's actually good mush. a lot of people think kids don't
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know what a beat is. and you made actual good music for kids to learn about life, to learn about racial equality, to learn about math. and some of the things you even made with kids. tell me this bthat experience. >> man, it's literally facilitating their voice. and i feel like we have to listen to kids a lot more, man. they have this innocence and this canneddedness about themselves and they just shoot you straight and they tell bulove. they can reteach you. because, you know, we go through life, we become adults, we start having all these responsibilities and our minds get distorted a lot. and that's another reason i created this, man. and i i'm glad that you get it because it's so important right now, especially right now with everything's that's going on, that we give them something that they can literally just stay on. and the parents love that it's not going to take them somewhere else where they're looking at something we don't want to see but we all know that kids want to more listen to the adult content which, you know, which is kind of ironic because i make adult content, so i'm almost
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balancing my karma from all the adult content i'm making trying to help facilitate the kids. >> trevor: what i love about the project as well, especially in a time like we're living in today. parents are desperate for any help they can get. so many kids are not in school right now. like, i always tell people, we're desperate to get schools open again. for me, before bars and restaurants, get the schools open, man. you can figure out a way to pay a bar. you can't fick figure out how to pay a kid's education. that's their time. so many parents will appreciate what you're doing. it helps teach their kids. it makes it fun. it makes it interesting. i think what people will appreciate, even if they're not parents, you're allowing people to participate with an amawzing prize on the other end. talk me through some of that. i heard something about a ford bronko. i heard something about $50,000. and i was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. there's 50,000 in this thing and lunch with ludacris and flying to los angeles. walk me through some of it. some of it sounds luke a lie.
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>> it sounds too good to be true but literally during this time i'm trying to help people. all people have to do is go to winabronco.com. and i'm going to hand over the keys when it's safe and fly people to los angeles to get this car. and literally the -- >> wow! >> it's all going it benefit, when you sign up for this, the boys & girls club, everybody knows about that. it's helping underprivileged families. it's helping withitute org can kids doing school right now. and to top it all off there's $50,000 cash someone is going to win. so i'm just here to let you know this is nothing but goodness that we're spreading on all fronts from kid nation to this bronco to 50,000 cash. it's literally what everybody needs, especially during the holidays, and in 2020, this year that has thrown everyone for a loop. >> trevor: so you're not just, you know, you're not just sitting around during the pandemic. i know you're one of the hardest working people i know. and that's why you go on so many vacations because you work hard,
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and you play hard. and you love living your life that way. you've got a new movie on amazon prime. >> yeah. >> trevor: and i'm not going to lie, i was a little thrown because the title of the movie made me think maybe this is a "fast and furious" spin-off. it's called "the ride." oh, yeah, it's going to be crazy. and it was crazy but in a different way because you play a dad who is part of a family who adopts a neo-nazi white kid. >> yeah. >> trevor: and, i mean, it's a-- it's a powerful movie. but i was like, man-- i was not ready for this. i was ready for a car chase and i got something really deep. talk me through the film. >> listen, man, i think a lot of people understand by now they literally try to do things this this entertainment industry that people are not ready for and always try to do something different. and this is definitely different. but it's based on a true story, and that's one of the reasons i gravitated towards it. you pretty much named it, man.
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being a parent that's-- that's helping to foster a child that was raised as a white supremacist. and i think this story is all about second chances. it's all about, you know, if you can be taught tahate, can you be taught to love? and it raises so many great conversations. so i could talk awe lot about it, but when people check this movie out on amazon prime i think they're going to form their own basis and opinion and i guarantee it will make some people cry. >> trevor: before you go, i remember when i was a kid there were books my mom got me. she couldn't afford to buy me books so we had a lei away program where my mom could give a little money and they would send us literally one book a month, that's all we could afford, one book. and i remember one of the series that changed mylife was called "what it means to be." and it was "what it means to be kind. what it means to be loyal. what it means to be a good friend. what it means to be funny"
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it was just like-- just-- and i will never forget those lessons. and i got a similar feeling going through what kid nation is all about. and i appreciate that from you. we take for granted how shaping kids-- as you said, you can teach kids to hate but are we going to take the time to teach them to love. i appreciate you for, that man. >> listen, those words coming from you, especially, you have no idea how much that means. it's all about legacy for me right now, and you just stamped that approval on all the hard work i have been doing with all these different people just by saying and stating what you just said. means the world to me. can't wait to see you again in person. can't wait to hit these islands larry, my man. >> trevor: let's hit the islanding. let's get some of the color back. let's get some of the color black. >> all love, man, appreciate you man. >> trevor: have a good one, man. don't forget, to win all those awesome prizes and support local boys & girls clubs, go to the website below. okay, we're going to take a quick break, but we'll be right back after this.
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you >> trevor: that's our show for tonight. thank you so much for tuning in. before we go, i want to remind you there is a special runoff election coming up in george. if you're watching from the peach state, the deadline to register to vote online for that election is december 7. and if you're not in georgia, you can still help by supporting
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groups like "18 by vote" 23 young people who could not vote in the general election can vote in the runoff. until next time, stay safe out there, wear a mask, and please, guys, i know it's tiring but don't go on any crazy vacations. let's stay safe, and try and stay indoors as much as possible. now here it is, your moment of zen. all right, are we clear? let's get rid of the fake apartment thing. give me a mojito, man! i'm hitting the pool! where are the ladies at? where are the fellas at? let's do this thing. >> thank you. this may be the most important speech i've ever made. this election is done. the constitutional process must be allowed to continue. the days of donald trump are coming to an end. i went from leading by a lot to
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losing by a little. joe biden is going to be your next president. trump can't be president. there is still plenty of time to certify the correct winner of the election, and that's joe biden. thank you, god bless you, and god bless america. ♪ ♪ ♪ - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ both: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ - ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ - ♪ headin' on up to south park ♪ ♪ gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ - ♪ [muffled] ♪ - ♪ come on down to south park ♪ ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪ - so we meet again, jennifer lopez. "no, no, please!
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this time i swear i won't make any more albums or movies." - that's what you said last time, but obviously we must now resort to more drastic measures. - "oh, god, it burns! it burns!" - scream for me, bitch! - "aah!" both: whoa! awesome! - hey, guys, you guys, come here; you got to check this out! - oh, no, what now? - no, you guys, this is really cool. come on! - what's this all about, kenny? - [muffled] - watch this. it's so funny. come here, garden, come on. red rocket, red rocket! red rocket, red rocket, heh-heh! come on! - cartman, what the hell are you doing? - i'm milking the dog. they make dog milk. - no, they don't. - yeah, they do! - yeah, just hold on a minute. the 5th graders showed us how to do it. red rocket, come on, dog, red rocket. oh, hoo! - whoa, cool! - that's awesome! - i told you guys. - i had no idea dogs made milk. do it again. - dumb-ass, you can only milk a dog once every few hours. it doesn't work if you beat off a dog again right away. - you "beat off?" - that's what it's called when you milk a dog, beating it off. don't you guys know anything?

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