pay tribute to melania's many accomplishments as first lady, the nba is taking on coronavirus, and everyone has already forgotten about what is his name, you know, the guy with the hair. plus jelani cobb is on the show to talk about what is next for the country. so let's do this, people. welcome to the daily showings distancing show. >> less' kick things off with the story that just won't end. a coronavirus pandemic. cuz i know america has begun a new era but corona doesn't care about who is president. in fact, it's been exactly one year since we first learned that covid-19 had reached the united states and things have only gotten worse. yesterday the country set a new record for coronavirus deaths.

and the cdc now predicts that half a million deaths will happen by mid february which is going to make for a weird valentine's day, valentine's day is already pretty weird. i'm supposed to buy an adult woman a teddy beer, that is creepy as hell. the point is it is more important than ever to step up on covid safety which is exactly what the nba is doing. >> after witnessing some opposing players disregard new league rules about unnecessary contact on game night, the nba is now moving team security to mid court following games to stop the hugging and handshakes that may cause an unwanted spread to covid-19. high fives, hugs and handshakes along with extended post game conversations are no longer allowed. >> trevor: man, this is so harsh, guy, covid won't even let you shake hands with opponents now? that is a hard habit to break. because we have been doing that since you were five years old, you play a game, then you line up and high five the other team saying good game. next they're going to say what what, covid won't let you-- drive past the ice cream store because your dad says only

winners deserve ice cream. but look, i get it. you have to do what you have to do to stop covid. and who knows, this could even create some excitement after the game. >> here it is. going up for a high five, and no, no, he's reswrected. he's rejected by a security guard. named stanley. at the same time though, will this really make a difference? i mean i'm all for covid safety but these guys have been sweating and breathing on each other for two hours already. and then they can't shake hands? it's like handing out condoms as people are leaving your organize rgy. >> remember to be safe, remember to be safe, that was unif, guys, remember to be safe, remember to be safe, that was dope. >> i mean i'm not going to lie, this is going to show how covid turned the whole world upside down. players are getting into trouble for being nice to each other. like yeah, you better hold me back. i'm about to hug this [bleep] man, i respect you, asshole, i will hug you right now.

anyway, between the pandemic and all the insanity around the presidential election, there have been all sorts of stories that we just haven't had time to talk about. but they have kind of gotten stuck in my brain and i thought well maybe, i could unstick them by sharing them with you. for instance, here is some big news you might have missed out of russia. aka, vladimir putin's fiercest critic alexei navalny returning to russia and needly detained. a dangerous gamble for one of putin's vos mockal-- most vocal critics arrested minutes after arriving in moscow, kissing his wife good-bye. he has now been detained for at least 30 days prompting yut rage around the world. navalny nearly died last year after being poisoned with an extremely toxic chemical weapon november coke. -- november chuck, later on the airplane he blamed the creme will be for the attack, something they denied. >> trevor: okays i don't know what is craze ye here, that this dude went back to the same

country that tried to kill him or that they arrested him when he got there. apparently in russia it is a felony to not die when they poison you? >> why did you do that, you make put inlook like he don't know poison, huh? why you do that to putin. even navalny the bravest dude alive or he is just really grown to love the taste of poison. i mean i don't know, maybe poison is delicious. just that no one ever survived to tell it. maybe it the most delicious thing in the world. we don't know. tallly i want to try poison now. but either way, this guy has bigger balls than me, i'm not going to lie, because i would not be going back to russia right now. forget the poisoning, it is the middle of winter. all putin has to do is delay you for five minutes and you're done. meanwhile in tech news here is a story i really can't stop thinking about vfing bitcoin, the money that lives in space. over the last two months the value of the virtual currency has skyrocketed to insane heights which is great for people who own it. but it will never catch up to

the market value of my pokemon cards. >> that's right, people. have i been saving up these bad boys-- mom! mom, what did you do to my pokemon. mom! anyway, one of the big draws of bitcoin is how secure it is. unfortunate leigh for one investor, it is turning out to be a little too secure. >> a virtual nightmare for a man with a quarter billion dollars in bitcoin, yes, billion, he has forgotten his pass ward, stefan thomas says he has been locked out of his account since 2012. back then it wasn't as much of a fortune because each of his 7,000 coins was worth about ten bucks in shall ka. now the going rate, you know how much it is, it is $37 grand, the man has the password stored on an old hard drive but he lost the password to that too. and is only two more tries before he gets locked out. >> wow. what a feel good story. in that i feel good that it is

not me. this guy can't access a quarter billion dollars because he can't remember his password. let may tell you something, for a quarter of a billion dollars i'm hiring people to beat the sheet out of me until i do remember. don't go easy on me, come on guys, i know something. lower case e, gl, i remember. >> and finally, from colombia, an exciting setup for a brand new season of narcos. >> a notorious drug lords exotic pets are now posing an environmental disaster. pablo escobar's four hippos escaped after he was killed and are now taking over the marshlands in colombia. experts say they are breeding so fast there there could be more than 1500 in the next couple of years posing a danger to the people and wildlife. they are now saying the so called cocaine hippos should be

shot. >> trevor: yeah, you go shoot the cocaine hippos who were raised by pablo escobar. i'm just going to stay out of the water. and i know some people are going to be like do you have to shoot those hippos? why not just round them up and put them in a zoo. no, they are not going to be taking pablo escobar's hippos and putting them in a zoo. cuz you know three weeks later they are going to escape through a tun theal they built out from under their cage. there will be a note saying no zoo keeper alive can hold me. yeah, you see some people with would think that the colombian hippos are going to sound colombias but hippos are from africa so i like to keep the jokes authentic. i have to say though overreproduction is the most bad ass reason tor be exterminated. when is the last time you had so much sex that the government had to step in. the good news is there is an easier solution for this problem. just release some meth gators to deal with the cocaine hippos and to deal with the meth gators

release the molly cobra, and then release the straight edge tigers, they don't do cocaine because the real thrill is go being in control. here is a question i have though, i have always want wondered, what is the deal with drug dealers and animals. the higher you go up the ladder, the crazier your pet has to be. dino on the corner has a fish tank, the drug lord hippos, i bet that family that invented oxy has a t rex chained up in the backyard. you guys are killer. with but let's move on now to the big story of the day. the inauguration of joseph robin-hood biden. yesterday after being sworn in on the book that knows when we're all going to die, biden became the 46th president of the united states. but he can't run the whole country himself so immediately after being sworn in, he turned around and administered the oath of office to his new white house staff. and hopefully all 4,000 people on the zoom were paying attention. >> for new members of the biden

administration a virtual swearing in. >> we have to restore the soul of this country. and i'm counting on all of you to be part of that. >> and a stern warning for the new commander in chief. >> if you are ever working with me and i hear you treat another colleague with disrespect, talk down to someone, i promise you i will fire you on the spot, on the spot. no if, ands or buts. >> trevor: okay. wow. that took a turn. welcome to a new era of kindness and respect, if you are not on board with that, i will whip rip your nipples off. but insisting on respect is just within of the ways president biden is trying to make a clean break from his predecessor. in fact he even redecorated his office to be as untrumpy as possible. >> we're getting new details right now about the inside of president biden's oval office. a bust of caesar chavez, for example, sitting behind the res lawsuit desk a lot with statues of martin luther king, jr. and robert f. kennedy. >> st joe biden's stamp on the

oval office some is familiar, those gold drape, the blue car-- carpet on the floor, those were in the office during the big clip ton presidency. >> the decor is different than under president trump. >> okay, first question, is it really an improvement to switch out trump's carpet for bill clinton's? i mean on trump's carpets you can catch covid but on clintons you can get pregnant. and look, i respect history but at some point it starts getting suspicious. this desk was used by president roosevelt. >> wow. >> and these chairs were sat on by president kennedy. >> wow. >> and these drapes were hung by president monroe. >> dude, are you broke? is that what is going on here? but i do think it's cool that no matter what other changes a president makes, the bust of martin luther king, jr. stays behind because no one wants to be the guy who we who removes the bust of mlk. once it enters the room it is there for good. if a tornado hits the oval

office it would go around mlk. >> i'm not racist. now of course redecorating the oval office is just symbolic change. but even after one day people are really noticing how different biden's presidency will be from donald j. trump. >> you just got president bieden's schedule for tomorrow, his first full day in office as president. i imagine it is a little bit busier than what we have been reading his former president's schedule. >> it is a return to normallee, also a return to functioning government. the white house press office is sending out press relesses that are informative. the bied enteam is revealing the calls, that is a good sign, that is progress. >> president biden is now unveiling a national strategy to tackle covid. >> first of all, i just have to say that it's great we have somebody that comes out and actually has a plan. >> the day felt like a new day.

i mean the press briefing was boring as hell. and that was refreshing. we didn't have to count how many lies jen psaki was telling, talking about the largest crowd size, the yelling at the media. >> joe bied enis so lucky. all he has to do is have a vaccine plan and not lie for ten minutes and he is basically what, the next george washington. and we all know this is only thanks to done all trump setting the bar so low. like getting hired as a babysitter and your predecessor was a roomba covered with knives, you are going to be better, a useful life lesson for all of us. always follow the worst possible person. like if you want to date someone, wait until after they have broken up with armie hammer. >> baby, i promise i will never eat your flesh. >> what a gentleman. >> in fact, people are so excited to be moving on from trump that some at biden's inauguration celebration were

already pretending that trump never exexisted at all. >> appearances by three former presidents george w. bush, bill clinton and barack obama but not president trump. >> i think the fact that the three of us are standing here talking about a peaceful transfer of power speaks to the institutional integrity of our country. >> we've got to not just listen to folks who we agree with but listen to folks we don't. >> you think about the three presidents, the three former presidents that we saw gathered together to speak about this moment in history, speak about the new president, the former president who just left office could have been among those three. could have been four and forever more now when there are gatherings of all the presidents, will the most recent president who just left, will he be in there. >> trevor: all right, is it just me or was anderson cooper working overtime to avoid saying the word "trump" dude, you can't

summon him by saying his name. he is an ex-prt, not beetlejuice, just say t trump. but i will say this, i'm not surprised and nobody should be surprised that trump doesn't want to be in the former president's club, kind of like when don felder left the eagles because he was jealous with glen frey and bob henry. i don't know what any of that means i'm just trying to win over white people who don't center a leader yet. i think trump not being included in the club is for the best. because what are these guys going to talk about. you know everybody can agree, being president is one of the hardest jobs in the world, am i right. >> tell me about it. some would have to work 12 hours a month it was excruciating. >> trevor: and while i understand that people want to pretend trump didn't exist, the truth is he did. not only did he exist, but his presidency was historic. like you may not realize it because we're living in it but

guys he sent a mob to ransack the capitol. people are going to be talking about this forever. we're living in a history book right now. in like a hundred years they're going to be doing musicals about this trump era. the who is going to march on the capitol, not me, i'm going home, but will you go in all along and i will be in my bumper. >> it really was moving to see the former presidents together. two democrats, one republican paying tribute to the new kied. -- kid. although there was one moment in there i really wasn't existing. >> i think inaugurations, signal a tradition, of a peaceful transfer of power that is over 2 centuries old. >> this is an unusual thing. we are both trying to cam back to to normalcy. >> sorry to inturps you but do y'all see car keys lying around here? got a troll keychain. >> i think the fact that the three of us are standing here talking about a peaceful

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coronavirus. probably others but one person who surprisingly seemed happy about the end of president trump was his wife. melania. and why should she be. she got a lot done in her time as first lady and so tonight we say farewell to melania as we look back at all her achievements. >> the first lady of the united states, she's the partner of the president. hostess of the white house, and backup snuffelufugus but while hashtag all lives matter there is one first lady that matters more than any other. >> melania trump. wife, further, fashion icon, animal lover. colonial explorer. on january 20th, 2017 this third wife became america's first lady. a moment she celebrated with

great joy and instant regret. and while public life can put a strain on a relationship, it only made melania and donald stronger. since day one they have been inseparable. if you don't count the six months she stayed in new york while she reportedly renegotiated her prenup. but after that it was a love story for the aims, those ages being a hot 50 and i don't know, 97. during their time in the white house melania and donald were often seen taking long romantic walks holding hands, trying to hold hands, and refusing to hold hands. yes, you could always see the look of fiery parks whenever melania was at her husband's side. and it's easy to see why. the first lady's husband lived to spoil her. >> this is melania's birthday to happy birthday to melania. >> do you want to tell us what you got her. >> well, i better not get into that, because i may get in trouble. maybe i didn't get her so much. >> there's nothing more romantic

than a man of history-- mystery but a first lady's job is more than just being a de voted wife. she's also in charge of the turning the white house into a white home and melania let nothing stand in her way. >> melania trump is defending a tweet she went out about construction on the white house tennis pavilion which has been criticized as tone deaf in this coronavirus outbreak. >> even in the midst of a global pandemic and with less than six and a half weeks in office melania had the courage to do something literally no one was asking her to do. personally renovate the white house tennis court with a golden shovel. and while this renovation was so masterral it made the property brothers look like the trump brothers amazingly it came just months after her previous master piece, the new white house rose garden. >> intensely private first lady is facing the glare of the spotlight yet again. criticized for her recent renovation of jackie kennedy's famous rose garden.

>> the rose garden put some dramatic changes to. >> good for melania, who needs roses when a virus is destroying everyone's sense of smell anyway. besides if there is one thing a super model know sts the importance of removing unpleasant shubbery. and at no point was melania's flair for design no apparent than during the holiday season. when every christmas she chose a fun holiday theme like ho-ho horror movie and the grinch who murdered christmas. although never leaving the spirit of the season. >> who gives a [bleep] about christmas. >> yes, thanks to melania, america is saying who gives a [bleep] about christmas again. >> but perhaps melania's greatest legacy as first lady was her celebration of all god's children whose parents could prove they were citizens. >> this is a picture of melania trump boarding air force one to head down to texas to visit some of the children being held in detention centers, she is wearing a green jacket, on the back is written in white i really don't care, do you?

wow, only melania could pull off a sleeveless dress and a heartless jacket. but other than that melania overflows with love for children. you see she is not just a stepmom of these four little boss babies, she is the nation's stepmom. there for america every other week end and on holidays. so when she saw the bullying epidemic that was tormenting the country she stepped forward with a dramically courageous initiative. >> today i'm very excited to announce be best, an awareness campaign dedicated to the most valuable and fragile among us, our children. >> melania told children across america to be best and be best, they be. just look how much this. >> bern yea sanders, crazy bernie, greatest loser on earth. >> crazy berner, one of the greatest losers of all time, this guy. >> no, but i meant that in a nice way.

>> so thank you melania, you made america smile. and we hope you made you smile. no, this it is, wait, false alarm. there we go. okay. what ever. >> trevor: don't go away because when we come back new yorker writer jelani cobb tells me when we can expect donald trump to return. trump to return. don't go

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welt kol back to the daily social distancing show, my guest tonight is jelani cobb, an award-winning journalist and staff writer at the new yorker. we talked about the last four years and what it taught us and where trumpism goes from here. >> jelani cobb, welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> thank you, good to see you. >> it is an interesting time to have you on the show because are you one of my favorite thinkers there are people who write and people who think before they write and i consider one of those people. i really appreciate it. because whether it is talking about policing or police reform, or talking about politics or talking about issues of race in america, i always find that you tackle these ideas from a really interesting place and so as america begins this new journey under a new president, in a new year, my first question to you would be what do you think about america's first as it stands right now? >> i think that one of the things that came out of 2020 if you can point to the small number of really good things

that did come out of that year, was the fact that we had to think about our history. because it was reoccurring right in front of us. so much of it. you know, people trying to overrun the capitol, that called back, certainly for black people and people familiar with the history of racism in the country. what happened after reconstruction and you know, wilmington in 1898 with a white supremacist mob de posed a government. because it was interracial. and all those historical things that were kind of piled up like kinked ling, and then they just, you know, burst into flames, we had to deal with it in 2020. so i that i looking forward, i'm hopeful but i'm cautiously hopeful that we can actually start thinking about some of the mobs that we have and some of the mistakes we made previously and finding a way to navigate forward.

>> do you think that there really is a way to escape some of the mistakes that have been made in the past? i only ask that because i struck well america's system being a two party system stvment inevitable that you get another trump. and the only reason i feel like it is inevitable is because if you have one or two choices i feel like statisticically st more likely that it will end up 50-50 which means one side may win again. i don't think everyone who votes republican likes trump but they may like a lot of policies in the party but that enables another trump to come up. so do you think america can actually learn if it maintains a two party system going forward? >> yeah, i think, here is the interesting thing about this, we have this conversation, this is it. the founders of the country never wanted parts at all. they thought that parties were going to be destructive and that would be the quickest way the republic would end. the two party system that we have has collapsed before. it has collapsed twice in american history. and you know some of those dynamics were present then. and so one of the things we have

to bear in mind in order to best hope for avoiding that kind of situation is the reminder of how fragile democracy is. and also the fact that you kind of win big or go home. republicans took a really big bet on donald trump in 2016. and the lesson they could take is that a dem going-- dem gokic figure like him could be aleced, against a specific kind of opponent, or they could take the fact that they lost the senate, they lost the house, they lost the white house, they lost international regard of virtually all of america's allies. we've seen 400,000 and counting people die because of the mismanagement of a pandemic. and all those things that you know, could be warnings. and you are right though. we have a disturbingly high possibility that we could find

ourselves in this position again. >> i remember just before donald trump's ascendancy. the republican party was having a conversation in and around we have to expand our tent. do you think the republican party will gravitate towards a world of once again trying to actually appeal to more diverse voters or do you think that they have now seen that there is enough, you know, excitement and anguish and grieveances to maintain a vote an carry on the way they have been going for the last four years? >> that is a good question. the best can i tell su that they have been confronted by this before. in 1966, it was two years after the 64 election, where barry goldwater was just destroyed. he lost by 430 something electoral college votes. if it was a boxing match they would have stopped it. so one of the-- they did a report that came out in 1966 that said we have to expand. we have to bring different kinds

of people into the party and you can't go down the road of just appealing to basically angry white people, who at that point were angry about the civil rights movement. the other part is that they are really getting an increasing share of a de creasing population. about 80% of their voters are white. and white people every single selection since 1996 have been a smaller share of the electorate. and so the mass is not on-- math is not on their side. one of the things that political scientists think is that they make themselves into no pun intended a minority party. >> you have always had your finger on the pulse of law enforcement. not just criticizing police but rather saying here is a system that is broken. here is how it needs to be fixed and here is why it needs to be fixed. is there a path to a world where law enforc■ement becomes equitable. a world where law enforcement no longer maintains its ties to what it was meant to be from the past? >> sure. i mean i think there's that

possible, that the things that we have seen, two things in particular, george floyd and that excruciating eight minute 46 second video that we saw last memorial day, and the storming of the capitol grounds and how many off duty police officers were involved in that. were people who are just kind of sthiing in a knee jerk fashion or you know, kind of accepting the slogan that the police are the thin line that divides us from anarchy and so on. that is shocking. now for anyone who actually looked at the data around policing in the united states, it really does not, the first people whoever talked to me about defunding the police, they didn't use that language but they expressed that idea. the first people whoever talked to me about that were cops themselves. saying that they do too many things. they are involved in all kinds of axes, they are fundamentally not trained to handle mental health crises. which is, it makes perfect

sense, if someone is having a mental health crisis, you call the police. we wouldn't call the cops if someone had a heart attack. a heart attack is not illegal. so you know, they show up and the situations go down hill, predictably. and when are you really talking about creating different kinds of structures and infrastructures in cities so that 911 is not the only thing that you call for every single problem, of every shape, size or orientation. and so if we have a more kind of broadly-based system of how we manage our communities, that goes a long way to reducing the footprint of policing. and 1968, when the turner commission report came out, they said, and this was 1968, they said we should think about creating different kinds of ways of providing services to communities besides just police,

especially communities of color. it's not new, we know some of this stuff. >> as somebody who writes about the presence and looks at it through the lens of history. what do you make of the future. are you hopeful as where america has gotten to now on this day or are you trep day shus in considering where america still needs to get to? >> i'm hopeful but as i describe it, i have the optimism of a boxer going into the late round. >> and what i mean by that is you know, if you haven't been knocked out yet, if are you still upright, the thing that kept you throwing punches and saying in the fight for this long, is the thing that will bring you all the way to the finish line. and so you know, as james baldwin said i have to be an optimist because i'm alive. that said i don't think you should underestimate the scale of the problems we are confronting. the dynamics that produced trump are still very active in this society. the anxiety around immigration,

the anxiety around race, the way in which those compound the economy that truthfully does not serve many people, struggling just to get by from day to day. and the way that that has been weaponnized and used to fuel xenophobia, racism and so on. those are very real dynamics and very real problems and they will not be easily defeated but i don't think that they are permanent. and i don't think we have to always preseum that we can't come out. >> trevor: will be be an exciting 12th round, hopefully we get to chat with you again afterwards, jelani cobb, thank you so much for joining me on the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: we're going to take a quick break, we'll be right back after

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