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look like a chair and still have money to go to space. i mean whatever makes you happy, man. what? well, like the position. either way i just wanted to say congratulations to jeff bezos, i mean what he created is a testament to the power of innovation. and the simple dream of destroying book stores. now in case you are worried, jeff bezos will be fine without having a steady income. sure he is no longer the richest person in the world after being passed by future batman vilan elon musk but he is still worth 184.6 billion dollars. and he made that money the way any billionaire does, hard work. smart investments and mugging delivery guys. >> another amazon news the e-commerce giant agreed to pay 62348 to settle charges it skimmed tips for delivery dreufers. federal trade commission says amazon began pocketing tips from customers to drivers between 2016 and 2019. the ftc says the e-commerce
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driver assured drivers who were part of the amazon flex program that they were still receiving all of their tips. >> trevor: no, i'm sorry guys, no. how rich do you have to be, huh? amazon is worth a trillion dollar-- trillion dollars! and still it's sneaking tips away from its drivers? like man, no tip from that house either. i know it's crazy, right. but amazon can't get away from this because they're not a real person. you see, if a real person got caught at a bar stealing tips from the table, there would be a fight. maybe that is actually what needs to happen. if a company does something that would get a person's ass beat, then that company has to pick an executive to get his ass beat. that way there would be at least somebody at amazon who would have said no, guys, guys, we're not stealing tips. i can't get thrown through another window, guys. so disappoint someone like that, you know. you can even give him a maid uptight el like executive chair-- title like executive chair t is a real thing.
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so let's move on to washington d.c. home of america's sharpest-- ever since metal detectors were installed outside the house of represent is after the riot republicans have be approximate causing a scene by trying to sneak past with their own guns and it's gotten so bad that democrats had to finally lay down the law. >> fines for house members who refused to pass through new metal detectors, a $5,000 for a first offense and a $10,000 fine after that will be deducted straight from lawmakers salaries. every republican present voted against this new rule, proposed by speaker pelosi in the wake of the capitol insurrection. some republicans like louis gohmert of texas, lauren boebert of colorado and andy harris of maryland have already try to defy these new security screenings. >> trevor: whooo. you got to admit these republicans have got some balls. they really are out there, like i need my gun. this place is dangerous. any minute now i could incite
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another riot. look, man, there is no reason that any member of congress should need a gun on the floor of the house. none-- okay, maybe exception louis gohmert. i mean he needs his gun for hunting wabbits. so look, i hope that these fines will finally force republicans to behave themselves on the other hand though, bringing your gun in and paying the fine anyway might just be the way republicans flex from now on. they will just be walking around, yeah, that's right, i got that metal detector money, bitch. speaking of the insurrection, one thing that set it off was the conspiracy theory that the democrats stole the election using rig the voting machines from the company dominion. it is a conspiracy theory that was pushed by trump supporters like mike lindel, the my pillow found other and the right wing network newsmax talked about it all the time. but last month dominion timely told newsmax yo, if you don't get our name out of your mouth we're going to sue your channel
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349 ass network into oblivion. and based on what happened yesterday when lynndell tried to go back on newsmax, the network is taking that threat seriously. >> we have all of the election, the dominion machines 100 percent proof, and then when they took it down. >> mike, mike. >> and then-- put it back up, my personalized, it was. >> mikek thank you, very much. mike, mike. >> you are talking about machines that we at newsmax have not been able to verify any of those kinds of allegations. we just want to let people know that there is nothing substantive that we have seen. let me read you something there, while there were some clear evidence of some cases of vote fraud and election irregularity, the election results in every state were certified and newsmax accepts the results as legal and final. the courts have also supported that view. so. >> we wanted to talk to you about-- canceling culture, if you will. we don't want to relitigate
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the. >> wait, wait, wait. >> the allegations that you are making, mike, because we understand where you are. so let me ask you this. do you think that this should be temporary? because it appears to be permanent. could you make an a argument that it is temporary? >> what? >> could you make an argument that this could be a temporary banning rather than permanent? >> no, i wanted to be a permanent because you know what, they did this because i am reviewing all the evidence on friday of all the election fraud from these machines so i am sorry if you take don't think it's real because. >> can i can our producers can we get out of here please. i don't want to have to keep going over this. >> they have not been able to verify any of these allegations. >> mike, hold on a secretary, everybody hold on a second, mike, mike, hold on one secretary. let's talk a little bit about just what is happening. >> trevor: damn, that defamation lawsuit has newsmax
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shook, see that dude, he peaced out of there like the chipotle just hit. see that is the power of the courts right there. because mike lynndel lid del tried to stage a coup and they were fine having mim on but when he said shit that would get them sued they were like no no no, overthrowing the gft is one ting but a lawsuit, that shit's serious. and keep in mind, this is newsmax we're talking about. remember, newsmax is like fox news after it stopped taking its meds. but at least for a minute dominion managed to sooth them into behaving like actual journaluses. >> according to this statement from my lawyer, your facts are incorrect. and finally, news from the world of sports. it's safe to say that any nba game where lebron plays is going to be exciting but the real action at monday's lakers-hawks game was happening court side. >> she is being called courtside
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karen after getting into a heated courtside exchange with lebron■ james. >> just got kicked out of the game for talking [bleep] to lebron james. >> don't talk to my husband like that. >> during the verbal altercation with lebron her mask came down. you can hear security guard talk to her. >> put your mask-- put your mask on. >> once she got kicked out, she was still livid. >> listen, let me tell you, lebron james looked at my husband, during the game, and kussed him out and i stood up and i go don't [bleep] my husband. talk to my husband one more time and i will [bleep] you up. >> lebron added the following quote, i thought i was talking to a father and daughter until she started calling him husband. i was stunned. >> trevor: oooh the shade. lebron finished that game with 21 point, 9 assists and one murder, come on guys, we know that that guy wasn't her dad because a daughter would have just been like oh my god, dad, you're embarrassing me, drag him, lebron. by the way, it is really good to
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see fans in the arena again, it is just like suck these nuts you piece of shit! man, it's so good to be back, i miss you, lebron. regardless, it appears we now have yet another breed of karen. yes, my friends, they are mutating faster than the coronavirus. and just like coronavirus, karen's are a huge drain on american society. luckily for them, and us, now there is a place where karens can go for treatment. >> in san epidemic in this country that is spiraling out of control. >> please take your phone off. >> women across the country lashing out, flying off the handle, set off by problems great and small, mostly small. >> you are not wearing a mask, can you step away. >> show me your papers. >> that man arrest me for not wearing a mask. have i a breathing problem. >> i have a right to my pizza. >> if you or someone you love exhibits these disturbing
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symptoms, there is hope. the karentervention rehab, we study and treat the root causes and behaviors of the karen and reintoa grate them into fully functioning citizens that mind their own damn business, you will come a karen or leave a brittany or denise or whatever your name was before, unless it was karen. no matter what type of karenism you suffer from, we can help. we specialize in a wide range of wild out women including maga karen, drive thru karen and even covid karen. >> they won't let may in without a mask but st my constitutional right to buy froyo and cough on whoever i want to. >> karen, let's try on a face max. see how it feels. yes? >> i can't breathe. >> you can breathe. or you wouldn't be complaining so [bleep] much. >> my face has rights.
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>> but if all karens we treat, i'm most proud of my work with racist karen. >> i would like to report a black man who is trying to come in my door. he says he is a mailman but, can you please send somebody quit. >> karen, i would like you to try some exposure therapy, roy, are there. >> hey, what's up. >> this is my friend roy. i just want you to watch him for a few minutes without losing your mind. >> look out, he's got a gun. >> it is a sandwich, karen. >> can i go? >> once you check in, our therapies will cut straight to the root of your karenism, i think the manager that you really need to speak to is the one that is inside here. >> this-- another break thru. don't wait to seek help. call us now. we know how good you are at whipping out your phone. rehabilitation is possible. and i know that because i'm not just a counselor here.
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pushing working moms out of the labor force. >> more than two million women have left the workforce in the u.s. since this pandemic began. when you look at that december jobs report on a net basis, women made up all of the job losses, losing 156,000 jobs. men net gained 16,000. >> even before the pandemic women should erred more household chores. when school shut down and daycares closed, many women felt they had no choice but return to jobs as homemakers. >> burnout among working moms who are juggling it all, the home school, the child care and the demanding job. >> headphones are not working right now. so i am spending my day working while hearing the background. >> i usually get about an hour or so of uninterrupted work time. so-- there is also the fun fact that my son is in band.
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and they do it virtually. >> trevor: man, i feel so bad for that mom. she's got to work with her kid playing french horn in the background? honestly speaking, all brass instruments should be illegal. no one ever said car horns are great but how do we bring them indoors? but look, if your kid has to play a brass instrument make sure it is a trombone because at least that way they can provide sound effects to your zoom calls. >> i'm sorry to say this mr. chairman but our revenue is down this quarter. thank, timee. you have to admit, moms are take on so much more these days. working, homeschooling their kids, running a house, it is a very different pandemic experience than childless people are having. because childless people their complaints are like oh man, i wasted all day watching netflix again. i didn't even get to hulu. aah man, what a tough day.
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but while corona has exacerbated these problems child care has been a major issue in america long before everyone started wiping down their junk mail it is the subject of another episode of if you don't know, now you know. let's be honest, people. america is great at many things. rebooting british tv shows. making anything flaming hot. but providing parents with child care isn't one of them. and the consequences of felt throughout the entire country. >> the u.s. is one of the only developed countries that does not have free care for young children. >> overall the cost of child care has roughly tripled since 1990, which is more than the overall rate of inflation. >> the average cost of care per child is more than 26,000 per year, for parents and parts of the u.s.a. that is more than housing and college tuition. >> child care costs can wipe out
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or nearly wipe out any economic benefit the woman would get from working. as a result women will often stay out of the workforce to care for their child. >> it is just going to cost upwards of 700 billion this year for the u.s. economy in terms of lost productivity. that is 3.5 percent of gdp. >> labor participation rate of women in the united states kept pace with top countries in this area like norway, for instance, our economy would be 1.6 trillion dollars larger. better child care is a win for everybody. there is just no downside to it. >> trevor: that's right, it turns out this burden isn't just on moms, it directly impacts the entire country. america's missing out on economic growth, equality and probably inventions, like a combination refrigerator toilet. america could have had that by now if the woman who had the idea didn't have to quit her engineering job to take care of her kids. and not only does this hurt women's productivity, it also hurts men's productivity. because if women aren't in the
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office, then men have to spend all day man-splaining stuff to each other. >> hey, bob, bob, let me show you how to turn that file into a pdf. hey, gary, how about i show you how to save it on to the network drive, no, silly, you have to fore mat it correctly, here, let me show you. hey, do you know the fore matting short cuts. here, let me teach you. you have seen a couldhen brothers movie, i mean like really seen it, quinten tar intino. >> now the truth is, this child care problem isn't actually that difficult to solve. all you have got to do is let kids get jobs. i mean a textile mill has quotedas there is another less illegal solution for child care that other countries have figured out a long time ago. you let the government pay for it. >> the cost of child care is generally paid for by a combination of the government, parentses and child care providers. in the u.s. the cost falls mostly on parents and providers.
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in other countries like denmark and sweden, the government foots most of the bill. in sweden, tax revenue supports generous child care programs and gives employees leave of absence opportunities. those programs in turn help make swedish citizens more employable. they also don't have to raise big portions of their paychecks for things like daycare or student loans. >> in finland the government offers public daycare for any child until the age of seven or parents decide to opt out, they are entitled to paid leave for the first three years of their kid's life. the french government offers a family allowance every month to help pay for child expenses. all the way up until the kid's 209 birthday. >> on top of all of this families get tax credits for daycare and schooling expenses it is a generous system that costs the state tens of billions of eur owes each year, a high cost that is worth it. the more active women are in the workforce, the more they have babies and more babies means more future workers, and future taxpayers. >> trevor: okay, i mean that makes sense. but it's a little weird for that
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lady to refer to babies as future workers and taxpayers. i wonder if she rolls up to her new nieces an nephews like are you going to grow our gdp? yes, you are, yes you are. although just for the record, she's not totally right. if the past for years have taught us anything, it is that in the all kids work. but look, overall, i think these countries had it right. and it is actually sad when you see americans get shocked when they learn how other countries handle child care. wait, they get three years of parental leave in finland? that's crazy. >> but it's not crazy. it's just that other countries expect their government to make life easier for it's citizens. over there they say wow, it's hard to raise kid, let's have the government help. only america goes wow, it's hard to raise kids but the government needs all the money for drones and tax cuts so sorry, suzie, i
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hope this ipad can raise you. but the craziest part is, we know american is capable of giving everyone access to child care because they have already done it. back when everything was in black and white. >> when world war ii came the government started recruiting women to work in factories as the men went out to war. >> on the production line rosie the river eter steps in when the draftees step out. >> from 1940 to 1945 the total women in the workforce rose nearly 30%. >> and they very brilliantly realized that if women had children, something had tho be done for the children. so this was the first and only time that the american government, the at the federal level said okay, we have to support child care. >> essentially the u.s. was the closest it had ever been to having universal child care. an amendment to the lanham act gave families access to child care six days a week including summers and holidays and families only had to pay roughly $10 a day in today's dollars.
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but once the war ended and the men went back to work, government funding dried up. >> you see? america was willing to pay for child care when the only alternative was being overrun by nazis. but then once the war was over, america just got rid of it. which is not fair to mom. and it's going to make them a lot more hawkish when it comes to war. the next time america has tension with iran, american woman's moms are going to be come on, come on, ayatollah, you got to make this happen. so the point is, better child care is possible in america. and it would be great if america took advantage of this global war against the coronavirus to make child care available for everybody. because if america misses this opportunity to act, it will continue to letdown its moms, dads, and worst of all, its children. >> not now, timee. all right, when we come back, dax shepard will be here to discuss his brangd new show, all about car, that's right, jerry
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oh yeah, that is what the car was made to do. >> dax shepard, welcome to the daily social distancing show. >> yeah, hey, can i say something right out of the gate. when i said i was coming on your show, there was like four women around. and all of them unanimously were like oh my god, trevor. they went on and on and on. and now that i am looking at your face, i totally get it i mean you are as sweet as they come, you really are. >> trevor: oh man strks the light strks the lights. you would be shocked at the quality of lights you can get on amazon, my friend. great quality lighting that makes you look better than you ever looked in your life, i appreciate that. welcome to the show. it's good to have you on because you have so many things go on. first things first. let's jump into top gear u.s.a. congratulations. that seems like a dream job. i feel like i do top gear in my real life and then now you get paid to do it, that is not fair. i mean top gear is the biggest car show in the world.
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like i grew up loving it, you know. injury emmy, richard and-- injury me, richard and, why-- james, james may, and so huge show. and i mean in america obviously there is different newances and-- but the thing about top gear is it has always been a show about the people's personalities and how they tie into the cars. so tell me a little bit about top gear u.s.a. >> yeah, so i totally agree. you know, at its height, i think, top gear, the version you are talking about that we all revere has 750 million viewers globally. so yeah, they did something very special. there was something about their chemistry that made all of these challenges so fun. and that's very much what our agenda is, on top gear america this year. and i have the best twoever, rob corddry, who comes out of your petru dish, and a bonaified
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english automotive journalist who races, we are crazy competitive. it is a miracle we are both still alive after season number one. but we hit the chemistry jackpot and it is the most fun, and to your point, i spent every penny of discretionary incomer on cars and going to the track. and i go on this show and they write me a check on friday. >> so what is your, like what is your forte, everyone who loves cars has their thing. what is your thing. old school, new school, far, slow, luxury. >> i love cars that look slow that are insanely fast. in fact, if i had to pick a car movie, a movie car that was most stimulating, men in black, if you remember, they had that, you turn around, oh t say race car. so i collect staging wagons, i have three station wagons and all of them are crazy fast. and there is nothing as funny as beating someone in a 9/11 off a
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stop light in a 49y wood grain buick roadmaster station wagon. that is where the fun of motoring is. >> do you know what you do to someone when you do that i love the joke of it, i wonder if you appreciate how you have emotionally scared people that you have done this to because people work hard, their entire lives to buy that por shalls. they finally get it. >> therein lies my great joy in doing it. because you know, so one who just writes the check for 9/11, if i can-- in a '94 wood grain station wagon, that is punting up. i would have a moral con undrum on my hands but i don't. >> what can we come to expect from top gear u.s.a. where is the show going to take us and what are you most excited for. >> well, you know we get into tons of brand new cars and supercars but then there are all these challenges where we are trying to pick what we think the best car for some weird
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obstacle, the overlanding on a $5,000 budget. those end up being really fun ep today-- episodes because if you buy three cars offer craig's list with five grand, one and three of them will break within a couple of hours. so it just got this built in plot in that none of our carse d that is when the show gets really fun in my opinion. >> that is just one thing that dax shepard is up to right now. your podcast, armchair expert is wildly successful and i wonder if you were as shocked at how much your-- changed with the guests changed, you are getting everyone from bill gates to hillary clinton, are you surprised at how much of a reach your podcast has now? >> oh, yeah, i don't think any one is more shocked than i am personally. i did not anticipate it would be successful. i did not anticipate, yeah, i get to talk to bill gates at
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some point. but the pandemic which is initially like oh, i hate this, i love in person, something happens, we all know there is some bio chemical thing that goes on. i was really hesitant. but then to your point, all these people that don't have the extra hour to commute to my attic are now available, all these amazing historic rock stars in bill gates and hillary clinton and sean penn, and so it has been, you know, some pluses and mine uses indefinitely. i'm sure like you have experienced, it's gotten easier to do this. like it took a minute for me to find the rhythm of this. >> what i love about the podcast is not just that you are learning stuff but i like that you stick your neck out there. i like that you are not afraid to be wrong. i like that you are much smarter than you sometimes will play nor the audience. like do you think that you have learned more because of the podcast. have you started trying to learn more or were you always just
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that person who dives into information and just, you know, kept all of it in your brain. >> first of all, thank you. my favorite compliment other than you're hot which happens only once a year s you are smart. you just gave me my very second favorite compliment. but i do think i have like, have i a superpower which is i'm dyslexic, it took me forever to learn to read, i read really slow but i retain it all. and also when are you dyslexic when you are growing up, because you can't get the info visually, you have to retain it odd torically so people can tell me a story today and i could probably shock new three years that i would remember almost the whole story. so i do have a big advantage from that history, i think with dyslexia. and then mostly i have experts every thursday, like scientists and social biologists, all this stuff. and i basically have to like learn their discipline for a few hours, so i can at least communicate with them, you know, i don't want to be completely, having them explain the most basic things to me and wasting
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the whole interview on that. so i love it. it is like i'm back in college but i never have a term paper due. >> trevor: i think for me you are living the perfectly balanced life right now. you have got all the brains and the conversation happening in the podcast, and then once in a while you jump into an extremely fast car and you burn tires on a race track somewhere. i think that, my friend, is life as it should be lived. >> yeah, i'm like a caveman in one area and then like kind of elevated on the other. so yeah, it's a good. >> trevor: a caveman on the one side and a caveman with glasses on the other side. thank you so much for joining me on the show. and i will see you again soon. >> okay, great, be well. >> don't forget, telephone gear plaryk is streaming now on the motor trend app, and armchair experts is available why ever you listen podcasts. we're going to take a quick break but we'll be right back after this.
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